Original subtitles

- WHOO!

BABY GIRL, THAT WAS JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF DISGUSTING.

- A LADY IN THE BOARDROOM, A FREAK IN THE JACUZZI, RIGHT?

[giggles]

- WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

- MY FATHER DIDN'T WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOU,

AND NOW YOU'RE GIVING HIS DAUGHTER THE BUSINESS.

AFTER THIS DEREK BLANKS PHOTO SHOOT THAT WE'RE DOING,

HE'S GONNA BE WANTING TO GIVE YOU THE BUSINESS.

- BABY GIRL, YOUR METAPHOR GAME IS IN SHAMBLES.

WHAT THE HELL?

- SORRY.

I WANT A BATH.

- SORRY. DON'T LOOK. DON'T LOOK. DON'T--

DON'T LOOK.

[aggressive rock music]

♪

BRANDON JUST RAN IN AHEAD OF ME, AND--

- AND BRANDON IS...

- MY SON.

- AND BRANDON'S FATHER IS?

- NOT YOU. - [exhales]

THANK YOU, JESUS.

BRANDON.

- LOOK, I WOULD NORMALLY NEVER BRING HIM TO MY JOB.

I KNOW THAT IT IS COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL,

AND I APOLOGIZE.

- LOOK, I JUST GOT DONE

TURNING MY BUSINESS PARTNER INSIDE OUT, OKAY?

WE HAVE A PRETTY LAX HR DEPARTMENT HERE

AT MALIK WRIGHT INC.

- HIS DAD'S ON HIS WAY. - HM.

- I AM SO ANNOYED, BECAUSE HE PROMISED

THAT HE WOULD PICK UP BRANDON AFTER HIS DINNER.

- OH, Y'ALL STILL TOGETHER?

- UH, NO.

NO, NOT FOR A WHILE.

- GOOD, 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE

COMING IN BETWEEN FOLKS' FAMILIES, NOW.

I WILL, AND I HAVE, BUT I DON'T LIKE TO.

- WE WERE HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS.

THAT'S IT.

I GOT PREGNANT, AND HE GOT A RAP CAREER.

- MM. - YOU PROBABLY KNOW HIM.

FRANKO? - WHAT?

- YEAH. - HA!

♪ TWO STACKS, ONE SHOT, TWO GIRL, ONE-- ♪

- YES, THAT'S HIM.

- YEAH. YEAH, I MESS WITH DUDE'S MUSIC.

- YEAH, WELL, OUTSIDE OF THE SHARED CUSTODY

OF BRANDON, I DON'T MESS WITH FRANKO AT ALL.

- HM. - IT'S TOO MUCH DRAMA.

[door clicks open]

[door clicks shut]

UM, BRANDON, DO YOU WANT TO GO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES?

YEAH, COME ON.

- SO...

- TORI'S KID-- WITH SOME OTHER DUDE.

- THANK YOU, JESUS. - THANK YOU, JESUS.

- [laughs] - OKAY.

OKAY, BABY, WE GONNA BE THERE.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

- WHO WAS THAT? - MALIK.

HE WANTS US TO BE IN HIS PHOTO SHOOT.

- HM. WHAT PHOTO SHOOT?

- I TOLD YOU.

HE'S LAUNCHING THAT HIGHFALUTIN',

HOITY-TOITY WATER,

AND HE WANT ALL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO BE IN IT.

- OH, COOL.

COUNT ME OUT.

- WHY?

FOXY, I ALREADY TOLD HIM WE WAS GONNA BE THERE

REPRESENTING AS THAT FLY-ASS COUPLE WE ARE.

YOU KNOW, LIKE, "KIMYE."

WE GONNA BE "RASHA,"

OR, UH, "TICK."

UH, YEAH, I GUESS IT DON'T WORK FOR EVERYBODY, HUH?

- [mutters] - [laughs]

- YEAH, RIGHT, I CAN SEE IT RIGHT NOW:

"MALIK WRIGHT..." [roars]

"TWO-TIME CHAMPION/ENTREPRENEUR.

"TASHA MACK, MOTHER/SUPERSTAR MANAGER.

"AND RICK FOX, FORMER LOS ANGELES LAKER,

"FORMER AGENT,

FORMER DANCING WITH THE STAR CONTESTANT/LOSER."

- BABY, COME ON, NOW.

YOU ARE FAR FROM BEING A LOSER.

- WELL, MAYBE BACK IN THE DAY,

BUT WHAT HAVE I DONE FOR ME LATELY?

- RICK!

WELL--LOOK, JUST LAST WEEK,

YOU WON $5 OFF THAT SCRATCHER.

YOU REMEMBER?

- YEAH, I LIED ABOUT THAT.

- WELL... [sighs]

OKAY, LOOK.

ONCE A LAKER, YOU ALWAYS A LAKER.

- YEAH, THAT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE.

OKAY, LOOK... - [sighs]

- [groans]

I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND PEOPLE RIGHT NOW.

- LOOK, DAMN IT,

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO IT EITHER, OKAY?

I DON'T EVEN DRINK WATER, OKAY? - WHAT?

- BUT I TOLD MALIK THAT WE WERE GONNA BE THERE, OKAY?

SO LOOK.

NO WORDS, NO TITLES, JUST PICTURES.

MM-KAY? WE BE IN AND OUT.

LOOK. BOOM. SNAP, SNAP.

- YEAH, WELL, I AM GOOD AT PICTURES.

- OKAY, YOU DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK AT YOU. OKAY?

NO ♪

- [sighs] - [laughs]

OH. OKAY.

WHAT, YOU'RE MAD AT ME FOR MESSING THINGS UP

WITH YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND THE OTHER NIGHT?

- WHAT, ARE YOU MAD AT YOURSELF FOR BEING SO UGLY?

- OOH, NICE. SO HE ISYOUR BOYFRIEND?

- ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT WE ARE FINE.

SO FINE, IN FACT, HE'S COMING ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM L.A.

TO SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEKEND WITH ME.

- [gasps]

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO LIKES GETTING BLUE BALLS.

[snickers]

- SHUT UP.

WE'RE GONNA BE IN MALIK'S PHOTO SHOOT.

- OH, YOU MEAN THE ONE HE CALLED AND BEGGED ME TO BE IN?

TALKIN' 'BOUT HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH REALSTARS?

[scoffs]

- MAYBE YOU SHOULD BRING SOMEONE SO YOU'RE NOT THE ODDBALL OUT.

- MM.

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BRING A PUFFY COAT

SO YOU'RE NOT COLD IN MY SHADOW.

OH.

THAT'S ONE HELL OF A WORKOUT.

I MEAN, WHAT? TWO WHOLE MINUTES?

FEEL THE BURN!

[laughs]

- WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE WHITE FOLKS?

- OH, I HIRED THEM TO MAKE THE SPREAD LOOK MORE DIVERSE.

- MM-HMM. - YEAH?

- GENIUS. [chuckles]

I'MA CALL ONE OF 'EM STEVE NASH.

WE GONNA KILL 'EM TODAY, BABY.

- THAT'S RIGHT. - THAT'S RIGHT.

- I--BE PROFESSIONAL.

- I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT?

- OKAY? SEE?

RICK, IT'S ALL GOOD, OKAY?

LOOK, AIN'T NOBODY ASKING YOU ABOUT NO LAKERS.

AIN'T NOBODY ASKING YOU ABOUT NO DANCING WITH THE STARS.

OKAY, IT'S JUST PRETTY PEOPLE CHEESING FOR THE CAMERA.

- ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. - MM-HMM.

- JUST GONNA LOOK AT PEOPLE BEING GOOD-LOOKIN'.

YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FORT.

- [laughs] NO, BABY, YOU MEAN "FORTE."

FORTE IS FRENCH.

YOU KNOW, LIKE, "PER-Y-ER-RAY-ER-ER."

- OH. - [laughs]

- I-I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

- HERE YOU GO, BABY.

- CHEESE AND CRACKERS.

I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR COCKTAIL WEENIES.

WHERE ARE MY WEENIES? I SEE NO WEENIES.

WEENIES! WHERE ARE YOU, BOYS?

GO GET ME SOME WEENIES!

- YOU DIDN'T ASK ME FOR NO WEENIES, WEENIE.

YOU ASKED ME FOR CHEE--

BABY, THAT'S THAT CONCUSSION TALKING.

LISTEN, I READ THIS PAMPHLET THAT YOUR TEAM DOCTOR GAVE ME,

SO YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION,

AND ONE OF THE MAIN SIDE EFFECTS IS MEMORY LOSS.

BABY, THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN SO FORGETFUL LATELY.

JASON! - HUH?

NO, YEAH, I WAS JUST TRYING TO FORGET

THE LAST TEN SECONDS OF THIS CONVERSATION.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

CONCUSSION OR NOT, YOU NOT ABOUT

TO BE TALKIN' TO ME IN YOUR KIND OF WAY.

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

NOT ON TODAY, 'CAUSE TODAY IS CHARDONNAY'S

FIRST CELEBRITY PHOTO SHOOT,

AND I'M READY TO GET MY SMIZE ON.

- [groans] CONGRATULATIONS, BABY.

YOU'RE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP CRAZY PERSON.

NOW, GO GET ME SOME WEENIES.

- LUKE, SO I JUST WANTED TO SAY

HOW EXCITED I AM TO WORK WITH YOU.

I LOVE ALL YOUR MOVIES, MAN.

- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE'RE--WE'RE HAPPY TO BE HERE.

- YES, WE ARE.

WE LOVE YOUR WORK.

I MEAN, HOUSEWIFE NENE, STRIPPER NENE, GENIUS.

I WAS THINKING FOR ME, WE CAN DO SOMETHING

LIKE "TV STAR KEIRA/ MOVIE STAR KEIRA."

- A "WHAT IF?" CONCEPT.

THAT COULD BE, UM, HACKY.

- WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE COMING.

- BLUE AND CIARA. - MM-HMM.

- I'M EXCITED TO WORK WITH YOU GUYS.

I'M THE PHOTOGRAPHER TODAY.

LET ME KNOW IF YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING.

- THANKS, MAN.

- HI, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN TOWN.

- YEAH.

I WAS IN NEW YORK, BUT, YOU KNOW, BLUE FLEW ME OUT.

- 'SUP, KEIRA, LUKE.

OOH, NICE BELT.

HEY, IS THAT HAND-BRAIDED? - [chuckles]

YEAH, I GOT THIS IN, UH...

- [laughs] CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

YEAH.

- IS THIS ABOUT THE GIRLY BELT?

- REALLY? - REALLY.

- YOU ARE SO IMMATURE.

- YEAH. HEY, WHERE'S YOUR PUFFY COAT?

I MEAN, YOU MUST BE FREEZING RIGHT NOW,

YOU KNOW, ALL THAT SHADE YOU'RE STANDING IN.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS. LET'S DO THIS.

- HERE WE GO!

- DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT US?

- US? [chuckles]

WHAT US?

- YOU HAVE A BOOGER IN YOUR NOSE.

- NICE TRY.

- DEREK, SOMETHING'S MISSING.

- YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.

- YEAH. - HEY, RICK.

CAN YOU STILL SPIN A BASKETBALL WITH ONE FINGER?

- YO, I'M NOT A GLOBETROTTER, CURLY.

- WHAT THE--MOM?

- HE PROBABLY JUST GOING TO THE BATHROOM, BABY.

- MAMA, THAT'S NOT A "I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM" WALK.

THAT'S A "I AIN'T COMING BACK" WALK.

- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

AND I'D BE A TOTAL JACKASS IF I STAYED.

[sighs]

- FINE. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

THIS IS WHY I ORDERED EXTRA WHITE PEOPLE.

- [sighs] WHATEVER.

HEY, JASON, CAN YOU TAKE YOUR SUNGLASSES OFF, PLEASE?

- OKAY.

- REALLY, JASON?

- OKAY.

- CAN YOU JUST OPEN YOUR EYES? - OH, WE'RE DOING THAT?

WE'RE DOING-- WE'RE DOING THE EYES OPEN?

YOU CAN'T, LIKE, PHOTOSHOP SOME EYES ON ME?

- REALLY? - HONEY.

- NO, I'M HEARING ALL THIS GREAT STUFF ABOUT THE GUY.

I'M JUST SAYIN'. HE SEEMS A BIT AMATEURISH.

- [scoffs]

- FIRE AWAY, MAN. MY EYES ARE OPEN. LET'S GO.

OH MY...

EXCUSE ME. - YOU OKAY?

- YEAH, I'M... - OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

- VERY BRIGHT FLASH.

- I WOULD BE A TOTAL JACKASS IF I STAYED, RIGHT?

- YOU KNOW WHAT, DEREK?

FORGET THESE DUMMIES.

- [gasps] BABY.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

- [sighs] NO, I'M FINE. I'M GOOD.

I'M FINE.

I NEED TO JUST SIT HERE FOR LIKE, FIVE MORE MINUTES.

I'M GOOD.

YEAH, I'M--I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THIS CONCUSSION'S

A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS THAN I THOUGHT.

[exhales] - JASON.

I THINK IT'S TIME YOU HANG UP THE CLEATS.

- IT'S NOT AN OPTION.

- WHY? - 'CAUSE IT'S NOT.

IT'S JUST NOT.

- BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT RICH ENOUGH?

BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T PROVEN YOURSELF AS THIS

ALL-STAR-BROUGHT-THE-CITY- A-CHAMPIONSHIP GUY?

- BABY, THAT CHAMPIONSHIP DOESN'T MEAN A DAMN THING.

- THAT'S ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS, "I WANT A CHAMPIONSHIP,

I WANT A CHAMPION--"

- I CHEATED.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- THE SEASON THAT WE WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP,

I WAS ON STEROIDS.

THERE, I SAID IT. I'M--I'M A PHONY.

- [exhales]

- BROUGHT THIS CITY A CHAMPIONSHIP

ON MY DOPED-UP BACK.

- WOW. - YEAH, "WOW."

SO...

THAT'S WHY I GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE.

- TO THE FANS. - NO, TO MYSELF.

- WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME? - WHAT ABOUT YOU?

- WHAT ABOUT ME, JASON?

I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO SIT BY AND WATCH YOU KILL YOURSELF?

- HEY, YOU CAN SIT. YOU CAN STAND.

I'M PLAYING BALL.

I'M PLAYING BALL.

- [exhales]

- WHAT IS GOING ON WITH Y'ALL TWO?

- THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE THIS.

I THINK IT'S 'CAUSE THEY USED TO BANG, BUT--

- THAT WAS JUST SOME TABLOID BS.

- TOLD ME THEY DATED, SO I ASSUMED.

- WHAT DOES HE MEAN, "Y'ALL DATED?"

- CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PLEASE?

I'M TRYING TO CREATE ART HERE.

THANK YOU.

- DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT SMASH MY GIRL?

WELL? - YOU KNOW WHAT?

I KNOW LIKE HELL Y'ALL AIN'T TRYING

TO RUIN MY DAMN PICTURE.

- SORRY.

LOOK, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SOMEPLACE ELSE?

- KEIRA, WE COULD'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS ON THE PHONE

LIKE WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING EVERY WEEK

INSTEAD OF WHICH BASKETBALL WIFE THREW A DRINK

IN THE OTHER ONE'S FACE.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY GIRL.

- I AM YOUR GIRL.

- YOU DON'T SLEEP WITH YOUR GIRL'S MAN.

- YOUR MAN? I MEAN, COME ON, C.

YOU TWO HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND.

AND, IN ALL FAIRNESS,

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN DUDE SINCE.

- IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY NIGHTS IT WAS.

I DISCOVERED THAT ASS.

I CHRISTOPHER-COLUMBUSED IT.

THEN I NEIL-ARMSTRONGED IT

AND PLANTED MY FLAG ON IT IN THE NAME OF CIARA

JUST IN CASE I WANTED TO CIRCLE BACK.

- LADIES.

- YOU?

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A VIRGIN.

- YOU HAPPY NOW?

- IT'S NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND, BUT...

- I'M GOOD WITH BOTH OF Y'ALL.

- YOU'RE A PIECE OF WORK. THANKS.

- MM-HMM.

- IF I STAY, I'D BE A TOTAL JACKASS, RIGHT?

- IF YOU STAY, YOU GONNA GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED.

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT. NOW, COME ON, WHITE FOLKS.

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST TAKE YOUR PLACES.

- Y'ALL FILL IN THE GAPS. - I'M RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE.

- ALL RIGHT.

- YEAH, I KNOW.

- UM, TRY...

- I'M SORRY. UM...

I'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY.

- DEREK, APOLOGIZING.

SAY SORRY.

- LISTEN, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.

LISTEN, LISTEN.

- YEAH, I'M LOOKING FOR THE MAN

THAT'S BEEN SEXTING MY BABY MAMA.

- OF COURSE YOU ARE.

- PLEASE, FRANKO. NOT HERE, OKAY?

- LOOK, BABY, I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOUR BOSS.

- TORI, DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR BOY, OKAY?

IT'S NOT PROFESSIONAL.

- AND NEITHER IS YOUR JUNK IN MY GIRL'S PHONE.

- WHAT?

- I WAS GOING THROUGH HER EMAIL, WHICH I DO FROM TIME TO TIME,

AND I COME ACROSS THIS FLICK

RIGHT NEXT TO PICTURES OF MY SON.

DISNEYLAND, SEAWORLD,

PENIS, PENIS, PENIS,

CHURCH, PENIS.

- DOG, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT'S EVEN ME, MAN?

[chuckles]

OH, I FORGOT--FORGOT TO CROP MY HEAD OUT OF THAT ONE.

YOU KNOW, I WAS ON THE TOILET, AND I FORGOT.

IT WAS CRAZY. - OH, YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?

- DOG.

- IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS, HOMEBOY?

- FRANKO! COME ON! - HUH? MESSIN' WITH MY GIRL?

- MAN, YOUR NAME IS FRANCIS, DOG.

YOU HAD ONE HIT IN THE '70s.

- ALL RIGHT, HE'S GONE.

[door clicks open]

- HEY.

YOU FEELING BETTER?

- AH, NOT REALLY.

I JOGGED THE ONE ROUTE

THAT PASSES ALL THE DONUT SHOPS IN THE CITY.

- OH.

WOULD SOME SWEATY SEX HELP?

- EH. COULDN'T HURT.

- [giggles]

- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE BETTER?

- WHAT?

- MORE DONUTS?

- OH, FOXY. - MM.

- I HATE SEEING YOU LIKE THIS,

ALL STRUNG OUT ON DONUTS AND DEPRESSION.

- OH, YOU'D BE DEPRESSED TOO IF YOU JUST WALKED AROUND LIFE

AIMLESSLY WITH NO DIRECTION,

BUMPIN' YOUR HEAD ON DOORWAYS

AND ALL YOUR BEST YEARS BEHIND YOU.

- RICK, THAT IS NOT TRUE.

OKAY, YOU GOT PLENTY GOOD YEARS AHEAD OF YOU.

YOU JUST GOT TO FIGURE OUT

WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT TO DO WITH THEM.

OKAY, NOW COME ON, BABY, LOOK.

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING THAT YOU LIKE TO DO

OTHER THAN JUST BASKETBALL OR SPORTS MANAGEMENT

OR DANCING WITH STARS.

- WELL, THERE WAS THIS ONE THING I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO

WHEN I WAS A KID...

- UH-HUH.

- BEFORE I GOT DRAFTED INTO THE NBA.

KIND OF LOST SIGHT OF IT.

- WHAT?

- NAH, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LAUGH. - NO! I'M NOT!

RICK, COME ON, TELL ME! I GOT YOU.

- REALLY? - YES.

BONNIE AND CLYDE. RIDE OR DIE.

COME ON, IT'S ABOUT THAT COMMITTED LIFE.

EFORE I GOTINTO BASKETBALL...

- MM-HMM.

- I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A STAND-UP COMEDIAN.

- [scoffs] COME ON, RICK. STOP PLAYING.

BE FOR REAL.

OH.

OH, OKAY, YOU'RE SERIOUS.

- YEAH. - OKAY.

- I USED TO PRACTICE IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR,

MY ROUTINE, FOR HOURS.

LOOK.

I USED TO DO THIS THING WHERE I KIND OF, LIKE,

TALK ABOUT MY LIFE.

LIKE--LIKE, FUNNY ANECDOTES.

LIKE--LIKE A BLACK SEINFELD.

- OH, OKAY, OKAY. OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY.

- RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. - OKAY.

- YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE, DRIVING A BENTLEY...

- UH-HUH. - AND YOU'RE LIKE, "BENTLEY.

THAT'S A FUNNY NAME FOR A CAR.

WHY DON'T THEY JUST CALL IT 'ALFRED?'"

YOU GET IT?

- OH! - [laughs]

- HA! I GOT IT. ALFRED.

OKAY, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

OKAY, WAIT, THE JOKE WAS WAY UP HERE,

AND YOU KNOW, I'M WAY DOWN HERE.

YOU KNOW, I'M CLIMBING UP THERE TO GET IT.

- SO YOU THINK-- YOU THINK I CAN DO IT?

- BABY, COME ON NOW--WHAT?

I THINK YOU JUST DID IT.

- WHAT? - YEAH!

[both laugh]

- MM-MM.

- GOD, WE SHOULD'VE JUST GONE WITH YOU ALL ALONG.

- ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL, RIGHT?

- NO, WE BARELY PULLED OFF THIS PHOTO SHOOT

BY THE SKIN OF OUR TEETH.

I MEAN, REALLY, MALIK, THE PEOPLE

YOU ARE HANGING AROUND ARE BRINGING YOU DOWN.

I WOULD HATE TO SEE THEM JEOPARDIZE "MALIK 2.0."

- OKAY, WELL, WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SPECIFICALLY?

BECAUSE TEE TEE IS STILL PISSED THAT HE WAS BANNED

FROM THE DAMN SHOOT.

- WELL, OBVIOUSLY, YOU CAN'T FIRE YOUR MOM.

CAN YOU? - [scoffs]

- OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE YOU A MONSTER.

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

FORGET ABOUT FIRING YOUR MOM FOR NOW.

ALL I'M SAYING IS, TO BE THE BEST,

YOU HAVE TO BE AROUND THE BEST.

- HM.

TORI!

- DID YOU NEED SOMETHING, MALIK?

- LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH

AT HOME, BABY GIRL, AND I FEEL FOR YOU.

BUT THIS JUST AIN'T WORKING OUT FOR MALIK 2.0.

- LOOK, I AM SORRY ABOUT FRANKO, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU

THAT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

- I KNOW, 'CAUSE TODAY'S YOUR LAST DAY.

- YOU'RE FIRING ME?

- YOU'LL RECEIVE A FULL SEVERANCE PACKAGE

WHICH INCLUDES TWO WEEKS' PAY, SOME HELP WITH C.O.B.R.A.,

AND I'LL ARRANGE FOR A CAR TO PICK YOU UP DOWNSTAIRS.

THERE'LL BE A CHLOE GIFT BAG ON THE SEAT.

- ALONG WITH A SEXUAL NON-DISCLOSURE FORM

FOR ME TO SIGN?

YEAH, I KNOW THE DRILL.

- [scoffs]

FYI, WE SLEPT TOGETHER.

- I GATHERED THAT WHEN I SAW THE NAKED PICTURE.

- [exhales]

- JUST GO THE NEXT ONE.

[lightning crashes]

- ♪ I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A FIGHT ♪

♪ ALL THE TROUBLE THAT I KNOW ♪

♪ TRYING TO LOSE THE WORLD INSIDE ♪

♪ BUT IT'S GOT NO PLACE TO GO

♪ OH, I'M ARMED AND DANGEROUS

♪ AT THE WHIM OF MY COMMAND

[phone rings]

- HEY, IT'S YOUR GIRL C.

LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.

[beep]

- [exhales]

[cries]

- HEY, COME HERE.

- [sobbing]

- ♪ THE RIOT'S GONE

♪ THE RIOT'S GONE AWAY

[slow rock music]

♪

[aggressiv♪ o

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