Original subtitles

SO THIS IS WHERETHE HAIR DEPARTMENT TOLD

THE MAKEUP DEPARTMENT THAT THEY DIDN'T

KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING.

- UH-HUH. - AND THAT'S MIKE.

HE'S A GRIP.

YOU KNOW HE'S EDGY 'CAUSE HE

DOESN'T WASH HIS HANDS.

- WHAT? UGH.

- ISN'T THIS SO INDIE? SO RAW?

- HEY, THIS IS RAW.

YOU CAN GET SICK. - I KNOW, RIGHT?

I LOST TEN POUNDS.

LOVE IT!

- HEY. - AH!

- CONGRATS, KID. - EXCUSE YOU.

INAPPROPRIATE. - OH, I'M SORRY.

I MEAN, IT WAS THERE, YOU KNOW,

LOOKING GOOD, TEN POUNDS LIGHTER.

- UH-HUH, YEAH, WELL, WE'RE SUPPOSED

TO BE ONLY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW, AND FRIENDS

KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES.

- OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH.

WHEN YOU COME TO MY GAME TOMORROW, WHY DON'T YOU

BRING SOME OF YOUR HOT FRIENDS

WHOSE ASSES AREN'T OFF-LIMITS.

- OH, OKAY, SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA RUN THROUGH MY ENTIRE CREW?

- YOU KNOW, EXCEPT NINA.

THE LAST TIME I SAW HER, SHE TRIED TO LICK MY FACE.

- [laughs] THAT'S HER THING.

- WHAT?

[laughter]

HEY, I SHOULD PROBABLY HEAD

BACK TO THE DIEGO.

- YEAH, DON'T CALL IT THAT. - OKAY.

- LOOK, SO I KNOW TOMORROW'S, LIKE, THE FIRST BIG OFFICIAL

GAME OF THE SEASON, SO I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE

YOU COMING AND SUPPORTING ME.

I'M NOT SO NERVOUS ANYMORE, SO THANK YOU.

- HEY, THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.

HEY, BUT JUST SO I'M CLEAR, NOT FOR ASS SLAPPING, RIGHT?

- NO. MOVE.

DRIVE SAFE.

- ALL RIGHT.

- HEY, LADY.

- OH, HI. - READY TO RUN THESE LINES?

- UH, SURE.

- LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT.

PLAY SOME BALL.

- [laughs] - GOT TO GET IT IN.

- [squeals]

- [laughs] - [giggles]

- THANK YOU.

- THAT'S GREGG WITH TWO "G"s.

[rock music]

♪

- OKAY, NOW, LUEVANOS,

I'M NOT GONNA CATCH MATT KEMP ROCKING THIS

DURING FASHION WEEK NOW, AM I?

- ABSOLUTELY NOT.

MARGIELA ASSURED ME THIS IS ONE OF A KIND,

STRAIGHT OUT OF THE HANDS OF AN UNDERAGE FILIPINA SEAMSTRESS.

- OOH, MY MAN!

- COME ON, MALIK, NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO EDIT YOUR WARDROBE.

WE NEED TO GET BACK TO PRACTICING YOUR PITCH.

NOW.

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

PERHAPS I'VE ALLOWED YOU TO MISTAKE ME

FOR SOMEONE WITHOUT A PENIS.

BABY GIRL, I'M MALIK WRIGHT.

I GOT A BIG ONE.

THAT MAKES MY PANTS A LOT HARDER TO TAILOR.

SPEAK ON IT, LUEVANOS.

- IT'S TRUE.

- OKAY, WELL, ALLOW ME TO REMIND YOU WHO I AM.

I AM REECE SHEIBANI, THE WOMAN YOU BEGGED

TO BUSINESS WITH TO HELP BUILD YOUR BRAND,

MALIK 2.0, AND WHEN WE WALK INTO THAT BOARDROOM,

I DON'T WANT YOU TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD.

- WHAT? GIRL, PLEASE.

OKAY, LOOK, I'VE SOLD TENNIS SHOES,

LUXURY CARS, AND SNACK CRACKERS.

I CAN SELL SOME DAMN WATER,

BUT WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO IS RELAX.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR RELAXATION?

TELL HER, LUEVANOS.

- IT'S TRUE. - MM-HMM.

- LOOK, MALIK, MY DAD IS A HARD SELL, OKAY?

HE IS GONNA WANT FACTS AND FIGURES.

- OKAY, HERE'S A FACT.

AMERICANS CONSUMED OVER 9 BILLION GALLONS

OF BOTTLED WATER LAST YEAR.

THAT'S MORE THAN BEER AND SODA POP COMBINED.

NOW, MYSELF IS EXCLUDED, AS I AM A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC,

AND I GET A LITTLE GASSY.

[chuckles]

- OKAY.

I AM NOT KNOCKING YOUR ONE FACT,

BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE TO CONVINCE MY DAD,

SO I FIGURED I'D BUTTER HIM UP

BY BRINGING HIM TO YOUR GAME TOMORROW.

I THINK IT'LL BE A GOOD WAY TO BREAK THE ICE

BEFORE OUR BIG MEETING.

- OH, OKAY.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT'S ANOTHER GOOD WAY TO BREAK THE ICE?

- DON'T EVEN SAY IT. - I AIN'T GONNA SAY IT.

- JUST KEEP--NO, NO, NO! - COME HERE, COME HERE.

STOP, STOP! - WEARING HER DOWN, DOG.

- AFTER A SOLID RETURN, THE SABERS LINE UP

AT THE 40 ON FIRST DOWN.

AND HERE WE GO.

WRIGHT TAKES THE SNAP.

HE'S GOT WESTBROOK OPEN

AT THE 50, AND HE HITS HIM.

MOVES UP TO THE 45, WHERE HE'S ROUGHED UP.

FIRST DOWN, SABERS.

- [clears throat]

EXCUSE ME.

YOU GONNA MOVE MR. DOONEY AND BOURKE?

- SO NOW WE'RE SPEAKING? - [scoffs]

- AREN'T YOU THE SAME PERSON THAT WAS GONNA CALL

HEALTH SERVICES ON SPADONNAY

'CAUSE I CUSSED YOUR ASS OUT THE OTHER DAY?

- MM, PLEASE, CHILD.

THAT WAS IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT,

AND BESIDES, THEY PUT ME ON HOLD, AND TASHA MACK

DOES NOT DO THAT.

[laughs]

BUT GIRL, I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED WITH YOU,

STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF.

KA-PA-POW. - [chuckles]

- NOW, THAT HUSBAND OF YOURS, PLEASE.

DON'T LET ME CATCH HIS ASS ON THE STREETS,

'CAUSE I STILL GOT BEEF WITH THAT FOOL.

- SOMEBODY NEED TO KNOCK HIM ON HIS ASS

AND TAKE HIM DOWN A NOTCH.

- HE TAKES THE SNAP AND FIRES THE BALL.

all: OOH! - OH, MY GOD, JASON.

- THAT HURT, A LOT.

[referee whistles]

- DR. NELSON, HOW IS HE?

- BETTER, BUT JUST TO BE SURE, THEY'RE TAKING HIM

TO THE HOSPITAL FOR MORE TESTS.

- THE HOSPITAL?

- THANK YOU.

- TASHA, MY WHOLE LIFE IS THIS FAMILY.

IT DOES NOT WORK WITHOUT HIM.

- OKAY, LOOK.

NOW, YOU ARE NOT REGINA KING,

AND THIS IS NOT JERRY MAGUIRE, ALL RIGHT?

JASON'S GONNA BE FINE, HONEY. COME ON.

GIRL, HE GOT ONE OF THE HARDEST HEADS IN FOOTBALL, ALL RIGHT?

AND BESIDES, THIS JUST GOES WITH THE TERRITORY, SWEETIE.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE IF YOU BURNED YOUR HAND AT WORK

DOING A FLAT-IRON, OKAY, OR YOU PRICKED

YOUR FINGER WHEN YOU'RE DOING A FULL SEW-IN WEAVE.

TRUST ME, HE'S GONNA BE FINE, GIRL.

LOOK, MALIK HAS SUFFERED OVER A MILLION DIFFERENT INJURIES

PLAYING FOOTBALL, AND YOU SEE HOW HE'S TURNED OUT.

- [sobbing] OH, GOD.

- YEAH!

[cheers and applause]

YES!

- CONGRATULATIONS ON TODAY'S WIN.

- OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

- NOW, IS THERE ANY WORD ON THE CONDITION OF JASON PITTS?

- HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? JASON IS A TOUGH GUY.

IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN A LITTLE BUMP ON THE HEAD

TO KEEP HIM OUT THE GAME.

- SIR, SIR, I HAVE A QUESTION.

KEIRA WHITAKER, SPORTS REPORTER

HERE WITH THE SAN DIEGO ZOO TIMES.

I'M WONDERING, HOW DID IT FEEL TO SCORE THOSE TWO TOUCHDOWNS?

- I'M SORRY, MA'AM, I CAN'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS

DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANYTHING FORM-FITTING.

YOU KNOW IT HURTS MY EYES.

HEY, I'M GLAD YOU CAME.

- OF COURSE.

YOU DO ME, I DO YOU.

I MEAN SUPPORT, WE SUPPORT EACH OTHER.

YOU KNOW.

- ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S GO CELEBRATE.

YOU, ME, SOME DRINKS, THE CLUB.

HEY, YOU COULD EVEN BRING SOME OF YOUR HOT FRIENDS.

BUT AGAIN, NOT NINA.

- DON'T WORRY. NO NINA.

ACTUALLY, NO HOT FRIENDS AT ALL.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS

TO GET THREE HUNGOVER HOMEGIRLS OUT OF BED BEFORE DUSK.

[laughs]

SO INSTEAD, I BROUGHT MY HOMEBOY.

AND I KIND OF PROMISED I'D HANG OUT WITH HIM AFTER.

- WAIT...

ARE YOU JEALOUS?

- OH, JEALOUS OF WHAT?

YOU AND YOUR GAY CO-STAR OVER THERE?

- HE IS NOT GAY. - REALLY?

'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THE DUDE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PORES.

- REALLY?

BLUE, THIS IS LUKE.

- YEAH, I KNOW. HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.

BIG FAN. - OH, SO AM I, SO AM I.

- THANKS, MAN.

HEY, I HEAR YOU TWO ABOUT TO HIT THE TOWN.

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SHOULD TAKE HIM TO DROP BAR.

- ACTUALLY, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,

I MADE US RESERVATIONS AT CHATEAUX.

- OH, COOL, I LOVE THAT PLACE. - YEAH.

- I MEAN, IT'S NO DROP BAR, BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT.

- YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN THERE.

- ARE YOU WITH ME ALL THE TIME?

- HAVE YOU?

- YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN AROUND THERE.

- OKAY, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.

LET THE MAN CLEAN HIMSELF UP.

[chuckles]

- YEAH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY WASH THE LITTLE

DUMB LOOK OFF YOUR FACE.

PLAYER.

[laughs]

- [chuckles]

DAD, HE'S HERE.

- REECE, MR. SHEIBANI,

WELCOME TO SABER STADIUM, SIR.

PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

- PLEASURE'S ALL MINE.

- A LITTLE SOUVENIR FOR YOU.

- OH, IS THIS THE GAME BALL?

- SIGNED BY EVERY SINGLE PLAYER.

WELL, EVERYONE EXCEPT JUVON GLENN.

IT'S WORTH MORE THAT WAY.

- [laughs] - YES, HE'S TERRIBLE.

THANK YOU.

WHAT A GREAT GAME. - THANK YOU.

WELL, YOUR DAUGHTER HERE, SHE IS QUITE THE GOOD LUCK CHARM.

AND I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST RESPECTFUL, NONSEXUAL WAY.

- MALIK HAS BEEN FOCUSED ON TAKING HIS BRAND

TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

WE'VE ACTUALLY BEEN PUTTING TOGETHER A PITCH FOR YOU.

- YES, SIR.

LISTEN, I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY

ENDORSED QUITE A FEW BRANDS, OKAY?

TENNIS SHOES, SPORTS CARS, SNACK CRACKERS.

- YOU'RE REFERRING TO PORKY'S PORK SKINS?

- OH, OH, SO YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH MY PORTFOLIO.

LISTEN, MR. SHEIBANI, I'M TRYING TO TAKE MY BRAND

TO THE NEXT LEVEL, AND I BELIEVE

THERE IS A COMPLETE SYNERGY

BETWEEN WHAT I DO AND YOUR PRODUCT,

BASICALLY WATER, WHICH MAKES US PERFECT PARTNERS.

- LOOK, KIDS, I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT,

AND I'M SURE YOU HAVE WORKED VERY HARD,

BUT LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE.

FIRST LESSON OF BUSINESS:

DON'T MAKE DECISIONS BASED ON EMOTION.

- I DIDN'T. I DON'T THINK--

- MR. WRIGHT, I'M SURE YOU ARE

A GREAT FOOTBALL PLAYER, BUT I'M LOOKING

FOR A LITTLE BIT MORE IN A BUSINESS PARTNER.

- OKAY, MR. SHEIBANI, I AM MORE

THAN JUST A FOOTBALL PLAYER, OKAY?

- YES, YOU ARE ALSO A RECOVERING ADDICT WHO JUST

DID A STINT IN REHAB, AND IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,

YOU WERE CHARGED WITH ASSAULT FOR HITTING

A GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR.

- WITH ALL SUE RESPECT, SIR, EVEN DOUCHE BAGS

CAN BE IN WHEELCHAIRS.

- THANK YOU FOR THE BALL. - DAD, I--

- I WILL SEE YOU IN THE CAR.

- I'LL TRY AND TALK TO HIM.

- WHY WILL I BE BETTER OFF?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING TO GET OUT

AND MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF?

WHAT DO YOU DO THAT'S SO MUCH BETTER?

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE SATISFIED TO SIT HERE ALL YOUR LIFE--

- I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY A CHARACTER LIKE VICKI LESTER.

EXCEPT THE WORLD JUST DOES NOT SEE ME LIKE THAT.

[clears throat]

- CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? - MM-HMM.

- WHEN I FIRST HEARD THEY CAST YOU IN THIS MOVIE,

I WAS LIKE, "AH, CALL MY AGENT.

GET ME OUT OF THIS,"

AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, WE'LL SUE YOU."

I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT."

BUT I GOT TO SAY, YOU...

YOU DON'T SUCK.

- UH, THANKS, I GUESS.

- NO, NO, IT'S NOT--

IT'S HARD TRYING TO GO FROM A CHILD STAR TO A LEGIT ACTRESS.

I MEAN, I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THING MYSELF

COMING FROM MODELING, BUT YOU MAKE IT LOOK EASY.

JUST LIKE YOU MAKE THOSE JEANS LOOK JUICY.

- THESE OLD THINGS? PLEASE.

[chuckles]

- COME HERE.

- WHAT?

- COME HERE.

CLOSER.

- MM.

- WHAT, IS SOMETHING WRONG?

- NO. YES.

I GOT TO PEE.

[phone vibrating]

[soft jazz playing]

- HELLO.

- [whispering] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- UH...

[whispering] PUSH-UPS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- PRETENDING TO PEE. - WHY?

- OKAY, SO LUKE AND I WERE, LIKE, MAKING OUT AND--

- WHOA, WHOA, HOLD UP.

MAKING OUT?

I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE GOING TO LE CHATEAUX.

I THOUGHT IT WAS PROFESSIONAL. - WELL, IT WAS.

IT WAS JUST DINNER THAT TURNED INTO A MOVIE

THAT TURNED INTO A MAKE-OUT, WHICH IS WHY

I'M PRETENDING TO PEE, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT IT TO GO ANY FURTHER.

- NO, EXCUSING YOURSELF TO GO TO THE BATHROOM EITHER MEANS

YOU'RE GOING TO PUT SOMETHING IN OR TAKE SOMETHING OUT.

EITHER WAY, HE THINKS YOU'RE GETTING READY FOR SEX.

- EW, WHO THINKS THAT WAY BESIDES YOUR DUMB, HORNY ASS?

- UH, ANY MAN WHO'S NOT GAY.

- LUKE IS NOT GAY. - REALLY?

'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT DUDE ARCHES HIS EYEBROWS.

- LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM.

IT CAN RUIN OUR WORK RELATIONSHIP.

- SO YOU CALL ME TO BAIL YOU OUT?

[laughing] NAH.

YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU BROUGHT HIS ASS HOME.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I CALLED YOU.

I'M GROWN, AND I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE,

SO MAYBE I NEED TO GO IN THERE AND HANDLE MY BUSINESS

LIKE A GROWN-ASS WOMAN.

THANK YOU.

- [muttering]

- AH, WHERE WERE WE?

[knocking at the door]

- OH.

DARN.

[clears throat]

CAN I HELP YOU?

- I THOUGHT I'D BE A GOOD FRIEND

AND COME DOWN AND HELP YOU OUT.

- [whispering] ARE THOSE BIRKENSTOCKS?

- YEAH.

THEY WERE ALL THE RAGE AT STANFORD.

- AND YOU CALL LUKE GAY? - HEY.

IF YOU'RE GONNA QUESTION MY WARDROBE AND SEXUALITY,

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO BACK UPSTAIRS.

- OKAY, OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GAY.

YOU'RE A DRAMA QUEEN. GET IN HERE.

- HEY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

- HEY, MAN.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE.

HOW WAS THE CHATEAUX?

- COOL, COOL. - [scoffs]

LUKE, DON'T MIND HIM, HE LOCKED HIMSELF

OUT OF HIS CONDO AGAIN.

[laughs] SOME PEOPLE ARE SO JUVENILE.

- OH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVED HERE.

- [chuckles] YEAH, RIGHT ON TOP OF HER.

both: OH.

- MM.

- DAMN YOU, BLUE.

YOU HAVE HORRIBLE TIMING.

LUKE AND I WERE JUST WATCHING A STAR IS BORN.

I GUESS YOU CAN HANG OUT AND WAIT

FOR THE BUILDING MANAGER.

- [whispering] ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE AN ACTRESS?

HEY, WASN'T WILL SUPPOSED TO REMAKE THAT WITH J.LO?

- I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS THE ORIGINAL.

ARE YOU WATCHING ANY OF THE MOVIES

ON THE A.F.I. LIST I GAVE YOU?

- UH, ARE YOU READING ANY OF THE BOOKS

ON THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER LIST I GAVE YOU?

- BOY, YOU KNOW I DO NOT READ.

- [laughs] I BET IF I GAVE YOU A SCRIPT, YOU WOULD.

- A SCRIPT? LOOK, I'M GETTING PAID FOR THAT.

- I THINK I'MA BOUNCE. - ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHY?

- I DON'T KNOW. I JUST GET THE FEELING

LIKE I'M INTERRUPTING SOMETHING. - NAH.

- [laughing] INTERRUPTING WHAT?

BETWEEN ME AND BLUE? WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

LOOK AT HIS SHOES.

- YEAH, MAN.

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

WELL, NOW.

- HE MEANS WE DATED BRIEFLY, BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

- YEAH.

I MEAN, BY "A LONG TIME AGO," SHE MEANS A WEEK AND A HALF.

- [chuckles]

I'M GONNA GO. - NO, LUKE, WAIT, I--

- ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD.

I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK TOMORROW.

HEY, PEACE OUT, MAN.

- DEUCES. OH, HEY.

[laughs]

- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

- DID YOU SEE THOSE THINGS?

THEY WERE LIKE, KA-KOW! - NO.

I'M TALKING ABOUT WITH LUKE. - WHAT?

YOU ASKED ME TO COME DOWN AND HELP YOU,

SO MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

- YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO RUN HIM OFF FOREVER.

YOU'RE JEALOUS.

- NO, YOU WANTED TO MAKE ME JEALOUS.

- [scoffs] WHAT? - WELL, COME ON.

I MEAN, YOU BRING DUDE TO MY GAME,

GO TO THE CHATEAUX, AND THEN CALLING ME

AND TELLING ME YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM?

YEAH, YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

- BOY, YOU HAVE REALLY LOST IT.

ALL COMING FROM THE SAME GUY WHO'S ALL,

"HEY, BRING YOUR HOT FRIENDS AROUND

SO I CAN SLAP THEIR ASSES."

[mocks laugh]

- OH.

NOW WHO'S JEALOUS?

IT'S KIND OF SEXY.

- LOOK, I CALLED YOU FOR SOME HELP,

BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND.

- [laughs]

I TELL YOU WHAT, BABY.

NEXT TIME YOU'RE ABOUT TO SMASH SOME DUDE, DON'T CALL ME.

IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO SMASH SOME GIRL, I'M ON SPEED DIAL.

- WELL, THANKS A LOT, FRIEND.

- ANYTIME, BUDDY.

oorbell ringing]- JAS-JASON.

- MM.

- YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP

WHEN YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION.

- NO, I'M NOT. I'M UP, I'M UP.

- BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LAY DOWN.

- OKAY.

[winces]

- HEY, YOU. - [winces]

- HEY. - OH, TASHA, THAT IS SO SWEET.

JASON'S GONNA LOVE THAT. - OOH.

GIRL, THIS AIN'T FOR THAT LIGHT-SKINNED PANSY.

[laughs] THIS IS FOR YOU.

WE CALL THIS THE SUNBEAM CONCUSSION KIT.

IT'S GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED

TO HELP YOU SURVIVE THESE TRYING TIMES,

SO WE GOT AN ENERGY DRINK, SO THAT YOU CAN STAY AWAKE,

SO YOU CAN KEEP HIM AWAKE.

ALL RIGHT, AND THEN WE GOT MEDICAL BOOKS

ON BLUNT-FORCE TRAUMA AND A BLUNT JUST BECAUSE.

- OH, AND MY HEAD ALREADY HURTS SO MUCH.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, I'MA LET THAT ONE GO,

ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR BIG, SWOLLEN BRAIN.

- BABY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LYING DOWN.

- YOU KNOW HOW MANY CONCUSSIONS I'VE HAD OVER THE YEARS?

I'M FINE. IT'S PART OF THE GAME.

- YEAH, THE DANGEROUS PART OF THE GAME.

I'M NOT STUPID, JASON. I WATCH HARD KNOCKS.

- OKAY, THEN YOU KNOW THIS

KIND OF THING COMES WITH THE TERRITORY.

IT'S NOTHING.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

LOOK, JASON'S RIGHT.

OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON UPSTAIRS

AND RUN YOUR MAN A BATH?

- OH, IS THAT SAFE FOR HIM?

- WELL, I GUESS WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO FIND OUT.

- AND YOU CAN GO TOO, SHE-DEVIL, BACK TO HELL WITH YOU.

- LOOK, HALF NEGRO, PLEASE.

OKAY, NOW, I'M GONNA LEAVE, BUT NOT UNTIL

I GIVE YOU MY TWO BITS.

THAT GIRL IS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU.

- SHE SHOULDN'T BE. I'M FINE.

- THE HELL YOU ARE, JASON.

LOOK, YOU'VE BEEN GETTING KNOCKED AROUND

THIS DAMN GAME FOR WHAT, OVER 60 YEARS, OKAY?

BACK WHEN YOUR ASS WAS A LEATHERHEAD.

- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

SECONDLY, THIS IS NOTHING NEW, TASHA.

THE--

[chuckles]

YOU SEE THAT?

- YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS TALKING.

- RIGHT, YEAH.

LOOK, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR, OKAY?

WE ALL DO, YOU INCLUDED.

- JASON, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

- IT MEANS YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO THIS GAME.

- [scoffs]

- EVERY TIME YOU DROPPED MALIK OFF

AT PRACTICE WHEN HE WAS A KID,

EVERY TIME HE'S HIT THE FIELD SINCE.

IT'S THE TRADEOFF, ALL THE HARD KNOCKS,

ALL THE BRUISES IN EXCHANGE FOR BEING A STAR.

- OKAY, LOOK, I NEVER EXPECTED

MALIK TO BE A STAR, ALL RIGHT?

I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET HIM OUT THE GHETTO.

- RIGHT, AND YOU DID THAT AND MORE,

AND I BET YOU WOULDN'T CHANGE A DAMN THING, WOULD YOU?

WOULD YOU?

- NO. - ME, EITHER.

TRUST ME, I WOULD RATHER BE THE LATE, GREAT JASON PITTS,

TEN-TIME ALL STAR, FUTURE HALL-OF-FAMER

WHO BROUGHT THIS CITY TWO CHAMPIONSHIPS

THAN LIVE FOREVER AS SOME REGULAR DUDE.

AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE.

I WOULD RATHER BE THE LATE, GREAT JASON PITTS,

TEN-TIME ALL-STAR, FUTURE HALL-OF-FAMER

WHO BROUGHT THIS CITY TWO CHAMPIONSHIPS

THAN LIVE FOREVER AS SOME-- SOME REGULAR DUDE.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

- UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, I GOT A FEELING I DO.

- HA.

WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS!

I SPOKE WITH SOME INVESTORS THIS MORNING.

THEY ARE TOTALLY ON BOARD.

- I'M OUT.

- WHAT?

- YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

SO I'M GOOD ENOUGH FOR GOOD OL' BOYS

LIKE YOUR DADDY TO COME TO MY GAMES,

SIT UP IN MY SKYBOX, AND BET ON ME

LIKE A FREAKIN' RACE HORSE, BUT WHEN IT COMES

TO SITTING ACROSS FROM ME IN A BOARDROOM,

SUDDENLY I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

- SCREW MY DAD.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PROVE MYSELF

TO HIM MY ENTIRE LIFE.

- SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE, TO PISS OFF YOUR DADDY.

- MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.

BUT I AM ALSO HERE BECAUSE I SEE SOMETHING IN YOU,

AND DESPITE ALL OF YOUR NARCISSISTIC QUALITIES,

YOU ARE SMART...

YOU'RE HARDWORKING...

YOU'RE HANDSOME, AND YOU ARE SO...

FRIGGIN' SEXY.

- HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

- UH, LUKE, BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING--

- SHH, SHH, SHH.

I DREAMT ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT.

- OKAY.

- WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAD A COUPLE OF DREAMS ABOUT YOU.

- [laughing] OH, WOW. - [laughs]

NO, BUT THE ONE THAT STOOD OUT WAS WHERE YOU WERE JANET GAYNOR

AND I WAS FREDRIC MARCH, OF COURSE.

YOUR BOY BLUE WAS A WEIRD HYBRID OF WILL SMITH AND J.LO.

- [laughs] - IT WAS HIS EARS AND HER BUTT.

NOT THAT I WAS LOOKING AT BLUE'S BUTT, BUT THE POINT IS,

WILL AND J-LO ARE ARGUABLY TWO OF AMERICA'S FAVORITE ACTORS,

BUT THEY'RE NO JANET AND FREDRIC.

SO IF YOUR BOY WANTS TO GO TOE-TO-TOE, YOU LET HIM KNOW

I'M UP FOR A LITTLE COMPETITION.

- COME HERE.

LOOK, THERE IS NO COMPETITION.

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