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- BOO.
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OH, GOD, DON'T LOOK AT ME.
I PROBABLY LOOK AWFUL.
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- MM. MM-MM.
AWFULLY SEXY.
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- AWFULLY CORNY BUT SWEET.
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- ♪ I BET YOU'RE WONDERING
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♪ WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
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- THAT WAS NICE.
- MM-HMM.
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WHY DO YOU TASTE MINTY?
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- OH, I GOT UP AND GARGLED.
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I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T THINK
I WAS JUST GONNA WAKE UP
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AND KISS SOMEBODY
WITH A STINK MOUTH?
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- OH, GOD.
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- [chuckles]
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YOU KNOW, I WASN'T GONNA
SAY ANYTHING.
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I JUST THOUGHT
YOU WERE NASTY LIKE THAT.
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I DIDN'T KNOW.
- [gargles]
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[spits]
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
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ALL BETTER?
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- I GUESS.
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- SO, YOU, UH...
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YOU SLEEP WITH ALL
YOUR LEADING MEN?
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- UH, NO.
YOU WERE MY FIRST.
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- GOOD.
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'CAUSE I DON'T WANT THIS
TO BE A "HIT IT AND QUIT IT,"
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JUST 'CAUSE WE DID IT.
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- WE DID IT, HUH?
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- YEAH, WE DID.
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- ♪ WE DID IT
- [laughs]
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♪ YEAH, WE DID
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- ♪ AND IT WAS GOOD
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- ♪ HELL, YEAH, IT WAS
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- ♪ AND WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THAT LAST ONE
WAS A LITTLE PITCHY.
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[laughs]
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[aggressive rock music]
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♪
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- OH, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
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- PRESENTING
MADEMOISELLE KEIRA'S
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LE PEANUT BUTTER
AND ZE JELLY SANDWICH.
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- OOH, A SURPRISE FROM A LADY
WHO DOESN'T COOK.
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- AND THAT IS NOT
THE ONLY SURPRISE
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I HAVE FOR YOU THIS MORNING.
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- OH, YEAH?
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- WELL, HOW IS IT?
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- OH, THIS IS SO GOOD.
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THIS PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY RATIO
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MIGHT BE THE BEST
I'VE EVER HAD.
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WHAT'S THE SECRET?
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- UH, I RAN OUT
OF PEANUT BUTTER.
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- MM.
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TO BE YOUNG AND IRRESPONSIBLE.
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- ARE YOU READY
FOR YOUR SURPRISE?
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- MM-HMM.
YES, MA'AM.
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- TA-DA!
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- ARE WE ABOUT
TO MAKE A SEX TAPE?
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- NO, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT WEARING THIS
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TO YOUR GAME TOMORROW.
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[smacks lips]
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- SHOULDWE MAKE A SEX TAPE?
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- YEAH, 'CAUSE NOTHING EVER
GOES WRONG WITH THOSE.
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- HEY, YO, WERE YOU
A CHEERLEADER OR SOMETHING?
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- NO, BUT I PLAYED ONE
IN BRING IT ON SIX:
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CHEERLEADING OR ABORTION.
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I KNOW, THEY WENT REALLY DARK
FOR THAT ONE.
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- IT SOUNDS LIKE
THEY JUST GAVE UP.
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- HEY!
- OH! [chuckles]
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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SO DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING
IN YOUR CLOSET
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THAT ISN'T GONNA MAKE ME SUCK
TOMORROW OUT ON THE FIELD?
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- WHAT?
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- LOOK, KEIRA, IF I PLAY
HOW I BEEN PRACTICING,
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TOMORROW'S GONNA BE
THE FIRST AND LAST TIME
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YOU SEE ME PLAY AS A PRO.
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- WELL, ISN'T IT
A PRESEASON GAME?
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- YES.
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- YEAH, AND THOSE
DON'T COUNT, RIGHT?
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- WHAT?
NO, EVERY GAME COUNTS.
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- SAYS WHO?
- SAYS THE COLONEL.
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"EVERY GAME COUNTS."
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IT'S ACTUALLY HIS CATCHPHRASE,
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THAT AND,
"WASH YOUR HANDS, SON."
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- YOUR HANDS ARE KIND OF FILTHY.
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- BUT THAT'S YOUR FAULT.
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- UGH, YOU'RE GROSS!
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LOOK, EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
UP UNTIL THIS POINT
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HAS BEEN
A DRESS REHEARSAL, OKAY?
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AND TOMORROW, WHEN YOU TAKE
CENTER STAGE AND YOU SHINE,
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ALL ELSE WILL BE FORGOTTEN,
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AND EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER
WHY YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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- TASHA, GIRL,
YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION.
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MY MOTHER SWEARS SHE TOO OLD
TO FIND LOVE.
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- LOOK HERE,
LITTLE BOOTLEG NICKI MINAJ.
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YES.
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NOW, I WANT YOU TO TELL
ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS--
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I'M TELLING YOU,
THE MINUTE THAT YOU STOP
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SEARCHING FOR LOVE,
THAT'S WHEN LOVE GONNA FIND YOU.
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OKAY?
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THAT'S HOW RIHANNA
FOUND CHRIS BROWN AGAIN.
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- [scoffs]
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- EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
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ARE YOU OVER HERE
WITH YOUR LIPS PURSED AT ME?
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- WELL, IF THE PURSED LIPS FIT.
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YOU GONNA BE SHOWING OFF
YOUR ENGAGEMENT TO POOKIE
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WHEN RICK FOX THINKS
THAT YOU HISGIRLFRIEND?
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- LOOK, OKAY,
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
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TASHA MACK
HAS TWO MEN THAT LOVE HER.
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TWO GOOD MEN, OKAY?
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AND I AIN'T READY TO GIVE UP
NEITHER ONE OF 'EM.
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- SO YOU DON'T HAVE
NO REAL PLAN, DO YOU?
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- YES, I DO.
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I MEAN, I DID.
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LOOK, I JUST FIGURE
THAT EVENTUALLY
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ONE OF THEM WOULD LEAVE ME
FOR ATTITUDINAL REASONS
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OR DIE OF SICKNESS.
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OKAY, UNTIL THEN, I'M JUST GONNA
RIDE THIS LITTLE LOVE TRAIN
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TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF!
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AND THEN, YOU KNOW, POOKIE,
HE JUST WANT TO UP THE STAKES
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WITH THIS WHOLE
ENGAGEMENT THING, SO..
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LOOK, I GOT A COUPLE OF DAYS
WHILE THEY BOTH OUT OF TOWN,
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AND, YOU KNOW,
I'M GONNA FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
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- YOU ARE RIDICULOUS
AND SELFISH.
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AND IF YOU DON'T STOP,
THIS WHOLE THING
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GONNA BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE.
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- NO, NO, NO, WHAT'S RIDICULOUS
IS ME TAKING RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
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FROM A WOMAN WHO GOT MARRIED
AS A JOKE!
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YEAH, AND TO JASON PITTS,
NO LESS.
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OKAY, SO I GUESS THE REAL JOKE
IS ON YOU, BOO BOO.
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[laughs]
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- WHATEVER.
- MM-HMM.
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- HEY, I DIDN'T MISS
THE KICKOFF, DID I?
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- NO.
PERFECT TIMING.
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SO DID YOU GET THE PART?
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- OH, I HAVEN'T HEARD YET.
- AW.
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- DO I LOOK DIFFERENT?
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- DID YOU GET NEW EXTENSIONS?
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- I MEAN...
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DO I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN?
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- [gasps]
YOU HAD SEX!
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OH, GIRL,
SO YOU DID GET THE PART.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
YES, GIRL!
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- NO, I DIDN'T SLEEP
WITH THE DIRECTOR.
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- OH.
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OH. OH!
I GOT IT.
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- BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE.
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- YOU KNOW I AIN'T
GONNA TELL NOBODY, ESPECIALLY--
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- HEY.
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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
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- UM, I GOT NEW EXTENSIONS.
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- OH, NO, IT AIN'T THAT.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT SPREAD
ON YOUR HIPS.
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DID YOU HAVE SEX?
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- SHH!
- YOU SHH!
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- DID YOU GET ENGAGED?
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- LOOK, NORMALLY I DON'T LET YOU
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ANSWER A QUESTION
WITH A QUESTION, BUT YES.
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- WOW.
CONGRATULATIONS.
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- OH, YES!
[laughs]
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- AND THERE'S THE KICKOFF.
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AN IMPRESSIVE SABERS RETURN
PUTS THEM NEAR MIDFIELD.
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THE SABERS OFFENSE
TAKE THE FIELD
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ON THEIR OWN 45-YARD LINE.
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OH, FOLKS, A PART OF THE PACK
IS BRYCE WESTBROOK,
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A.K.A. "THE BLUEPRINT,"
A.K.A. "THE MESSIAH."
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TIME SO SEE IF HE LIVES UP
TO THE HYPE.
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- HE ALREADY DID.
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- OOH! SHH.
- GO, BLUE!
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- THAT'S YOUR BABY.
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- WRIGHT DROPS BACK
IN THE POCKET,
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LOOKS LEFT, THEN RIGHT.
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HE'S GOT BLUE DEEP
DOWN THE SIDELINE AT THE 30.
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WRIGHT THROWS DEEP,
ONE MAN TO BEAT.
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OH, MY GOD, WHAT A CATCH
FROM THE ROOKIE BLUE!
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TOUCHDOWN SABERS!
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[all cheer]
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- DID YOU SEE HIM?
- YOU KNOW I SAW HIM.
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- OKAY, SEE,
THAT'S SABER FOOTBALL!
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IT DON'T GET NO BETTER
THAN THIS!
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[whistles]
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- YEAH, IT DOES.
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SURPRISE.
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WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING HERE?
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- SURPRISING YOU.
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- YEAH, BUT YOU ALWAYS
SURPRISING SOMEBODY.
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I NEED TO PUT A BELL
AROUND YOUR NECK, GREEN MILE.
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[laughter]
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- WELL, I JUST GOT
ON THE FIRST PLANE I COULD
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AFTER YOU TOLD ME
ALL THAT MESSINESS
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WITH THAT GUY WAS DONE.
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SORRY, I JUST CAN'T CALL
A GROWN MAN "POOKIE."
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- LOOK, WELL, YOU CAN'T
JUST STAND THERE.
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CAN'T NOBODY SEE BEHIND
YOUR BIG ASS.
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LOOK, THERE'S AN EMPTY SEAT
RIGHT OVER THERE.
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GO AND SIT IN THE CORNER, OKAY?
WE CATCH UP AFTER THE GAME.
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- UH, RICK FOX,
YOU CAN SIT HERE.
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WE CAN SLIDE DOWN
SO YOU CAN BE NEXT TO YOUR GIRL.
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- YEAH, HIS GIRL, ISN'T SHE?
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- NO, SHE MEAN HOMEGIRL.
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YOU KNOW, WE LIKE
THAT OLD-SCHOOL SLANG.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE "RAISE THE ROOF."
[laughs]
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HOLLER!
WORD UP.
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[laughs]
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- OH.
THANK YOU, LADIES.
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- OH, LOOK AT YOU
ALL UP IN HERE, RICK.
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IS THIS A CONGRATULATIONS VISIT?
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- CONGRATULATIONS?
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- CONGRATULATIONS ON ME
BECOMING SUNBEAM PRESIDENT.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST "RASSLED" IT
FROM HER ASS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT HER PLATFORM WAS?
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IT WAS GUMMI BEARS AND HIP-HOP.
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- [laughs]
OH, YEAH.
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OH, AND SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.
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- MY LOSS?
I DIDN'T LOSE NOTHIN'.
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WHAT YOU NEED
TO BE WORRIED ABOUT--
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- RICK, THERE IS NO LOSS, OKAY?
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I'M SURE THAT WHITE GIRL
WEARING JUVON'S JERSEY
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IS JUST MERELY A COINCIDENCE.
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- [laughs]
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EXCUSE ME, Y'ALL.
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UM, YOU, WHITE GIRL...
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- WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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- RACISM.
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JUST UGLY-ASS RACISM.
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YOU KNOW, WHY AM I EVEN WATCHING
THIS PRESEASON GAME?
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IT DON'T EVEN COUNT.
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LOOK, BABY, WHY DON'T WE JUST
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND CATCH UP?
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- NO, EVERYONE'S TALKING
ABOUT THIS GUY BLUE.
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I WANT TO SEE HIM PLAY.
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- I'LL GIVE YOU A TREAT
IN THE CAR.
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- LADIES,
IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU.
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- OH, LOOK, YOU GUYS
ARE ON THE KISS CAM.
232
00:08:32,275 --> 00:08:33,715
- OH, YEAH.
233
00:08:33,724 --> 00:08:35,034
- OH, CHECK IT OUT.
OH, YEAH.
234
00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:36,664
- WHO'S THAT WE'RE SPOTTING
ON THE KISS CAM?
235
00:08:36,655 --> 00:08:38,235
- WHERE IS MY PURSE?
I CAN'T FIND MY PURSE.
236
00:08:38,241 --> 00:08:39,551
- DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU LEFT IT
IN THE CAR?
237
00:08:39,551 --> 00:08:41,451
- THAT IS ONE SEXY MAN.
238
00:08:41,448 --> 00:08:42,928
- OOH, THERE IT IS.
all: KISS! KISS! KISS!
239
00:08:42,931 --> 00:08:44,621
- I THINK HE ACTUALLY MIGHT BE
SLIGHTLY SEXIER
240
00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:46,480
THAN THE WOMAN
HE'S SEATED NEXT TO.
241
00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,792
OH, MY, THAT LOOKS
LIKE THE NEWLYWED,
242
00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:49,383
MRS. JASON PITTS.
243
00:08:49,379 --> 00:08:52,829
TALK ABOUT AN AWKWARD MOMENT.
244
00:08:52,827 --> 00:08:54,757
[team cheering]
245
00:08:54,758 --> 00:08:56,898
- YEAH!
YEAH, I TOLD Y'ALL!
246
00:08:56,896 --> 00:08:58,406
WHAT THE--LOOK WHAT WE DID!
247
00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,313
[indistinct chatter]
248
00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:03,657
WE KILLED IT OUT THERE!
249
00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:05,235
- I THOUGHT THAT
YOU WERE GONNA SUIT UP, DOG.
250
00:09:05,241 --> 00:09:06,521
- I WAS GONNA, BUT I TOLD COACH
251
00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:08,067
I HAD A LITTLE TICKLE
IN MY THROAT.
252
00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:09,068
I THINK IT MIGHT BE MONO.
253
00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:10,238
WHAT I DIDN'T TELL THE COACH...
254
00:09:10,241 --> 00:09:11,341
PROBABLY FROM HIS WIFE.
255
00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:12,794
- YOU A NASTY DOG, BOY.
256
00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,483
[laughs]
257
00:09:14,482 --> 00:09:17,662
- YO, BLUE!
TWO TDs?
258
00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:19,405
- TWO TDs, MAN.
- WHAT CAN I SAY AGAIN?
259
00:09:19,413 --> 00:09:20,453
- BLUE.
260
00:09:20,448 --> 00:09:21,828
- I GUESS
I FOUND MY GAME, FELLAS.
261
00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:22,967
- HA, STEROIDS!
262
00:09:22,965 --> 00:09:23,995
- HIP-HIP-HOORAY!
263
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,970
- WASN'T THAT GOOD STUFF.
264
00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,755
IT WAS THE OTHER GOOD STUFF,
RIGHT?
265
00:09:27,758 --> 00:09:29,408
I MEAN, YOU WAS REAL RELAXED
OUT THERE.
266
00:09:29,413 --> 00:09:31,033
YOU WERE SUPER-LIGHT
ON YOUR FEET, MAN,
267
00:09:31,034 --> 00:09:32,214
HAD TWO TWINKLES IN EACH EYE.
268
00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:34,276
I MEAN, YOU HAD A GREEK ORGY,
DIDN'T YOU?
269
00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:35,925
- THAT'S DISGUSTING, MAN.
- WHATEVER.
270
00:09:35,931 --> 00:09:37,241
THE GREEKS KNOW HOW TO PARTY.
271
00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:38,591
- HEY, WELL,
IF THAT'S THE TRICK,
272
00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:40,756
YOUR ASS IS ON A DAILY DRIP
OF VITAMIN COOCH, MY MAN,
273
00:09:40,758 --> 00:09:41,758
'CAUSE YOU WAS KILLIN' 'EM.
274
00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:43,548
- OH, COME ON, ROOKIE.
OUT WITH IT.
275
00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:45,281
WE WANT DETAILS.
- LOOK, FELLAS, FELLAS.
276
00:09:45,275 --> 00:09:46,855
ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO MY BEST
TO BE A GENTLEMAN,
277
00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:48,832
AND A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS.
278
00:09:48,827 --> 00:09:50,717
- OKAY, WELL, WE TRY OUR BEST
TO KEEP IT FILTHY,
279
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,794
SO GIVE US A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO ROLL AROUND IN.
280
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,523
- YO, JASON,
CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE, MAN?
281
00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:56,717
- FRIGGIN' LOOK AT MY FACE.
282
00:09:56,724 --> 00:09:58,594
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE?
283
00:09:58,586 --> 00:10:00,896
- WHOA, WHOA,
MY FAULT, OLD YELLER.
284
00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:02,026
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ROOKIE.
285
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,834
HE JUST MAD
'CAUSE HIS WIFE GOT CAUGHT
286
00:10:03,827 --> 00:10:05,717
ON THE JUMBOTRON
DOING THE PITTSY SHUFFLE
287
00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:07,174
WITH RICK FOX!
288
00:10:07,172 --> 00:10:08,452
[laughter]
289
00:10:08,448 --> 00:10:11,168
HEY, HEY, FELLAS, THIS IS
AN AGE-OLD STORY, OKAY?
290
00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:13,692
WORKING-CLASS GIRL MEETS
A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER,
291
00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:15,719
GETS A TASTE OF THE GOOD LIFE,
THEN WHAT?
292
00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:17,794
SHOOTS HER WAY OVER
TO A BASKETBALL PLAYER
293
00:10:17,793 --> 00:10:20,003
AND THEN SLIDES HER WAY OVER
TO WHO?
294
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,100
A BASEBALL PLAYER.
AND THEN WHAT?
295
00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:24,343
ICE-SKATES HER WAY TO HOCKEY,
BABY, BEFORE SHE BECOMES WHO?
296
00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:27,694
CHARDONNAY
PITTS-FOX-LASORDA-GRETZKY!
297
00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:29,379
[laughter]
298
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,589
HEY, SHE DIPPED...
299
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,066
- all: ♪ AND DIPPED
AND DIPPED AND DIPPED ♪
300
00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:34,448
♪ AND DIPPED WITH RICK,
WITH RICK ♪
301
00:10:34,448 --> 00:10:36,028
♪ WITH RICK, WITH RICK,
WITH RICK ♪
302
00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:37,214
[laughter]
303
00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:38,276
- WE LOVE YOU, PITTSY!
304
00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:40,205
- HEY, YO,
DON'T THINK I FORGOT.
305
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,516
BACK TO YOU.
- YEAH, MAN, COME ON.
306
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:42,587
TELL US ABOUT KEIRA.
307
00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:43,966
I NEVER BEEN
WITH A BLACK GIRL BEFORE.
308
00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:45,205
I HEAR GOOD THINGS.
309
00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:47,166
- AND YOU NEVER WILL BE,
SO SHUT UP.
310
00:10:47,172 --> 00:10:49,032
YO, SO...
311
00:10:49,034 --> 00:10:50,624
WHAT YOU SAYIN', ROOKIE?
312
00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,280
YOU TRYING TO SAY
YOU SMASHED KEIRA?
313
00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:55,025
- KEIRA WHITAKER?
AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED?
314
00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:56,664
- FELLAS, IF IT
WAS ANYBODY ELSE, MAYBE,
315
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,855
BUT KEIRA'S OFF-LIMITS,
ALL RIGHT?
316
00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,412
- KEIRA'S OFF-LIMITS.
YO, HOLD UP, DOG.
317
00:11:00,413 --> 00:11:02,413
- LOOK, MALIK, NOTHING
Y'ALL NEED TO WORRY ABOUT.
318
00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:03,903
- WE'RE NOT WORRIED.
319
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:05,786
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND
OF JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL GAMES
320
00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:07,143
YOU TRYING TO PLAY
BY MAKING PEOPLE THINK
321
00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:08,477
THAT YOU SLEPT WITH KEIRA,
322
00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:10,792
BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA MAKE YOU
THE BIG MAN, OKAY?
323
00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:13,553
NOBODY GIVES A DAMN
THAT I SMASHED ROBIN GIVENS...
324
00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:16,411
KATY PERRY,
BEFORE SHE WAS MARRIED.
325
00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:18,623
NICKI MINAJ, RIHANNA,
J.LO, KATY PERRY
326
00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:19,720
WHILESHE WAS MARRIED.
327
00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:20,724
CONDOLEEZZA RICE.
328
00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:21,974
- MALIK, I DON'T KNOW
329
00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:23,855
WHAT THE HELL
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ALL RIGHT?
330
00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:25,452
- I'M SAYING I KNOW
YOU DIDN'T SMASH KEIRA
331
00:11:25,448 --> 00:11:28,618
BECAUSE SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN.
332
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,550
- I BEG YOUR PARDON?
333
00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:34,855
L RIGHT, NOW,HERE YOU GO, BIG GUY.
334
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,282
NOW, YOU KNOW THEY SAY
IF YOU MAKE A WISH
335
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:37,475
ON THE FIRST
PRESEASON GAME BALL,
336
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:38,452
IT'LL COME TRUE.
337
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,788
BUT YOU SHOULD WISH
FOR A NEW SHIRT,
338
00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:41,173
NOT TO WALK OR NOTHIN', OKAY?
[laughs]
339
00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:43,002
ALL RIGHT, NOW, THANKS
FOR COMING OUT, BUDDY.
340
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,760
YOU BE GOOD.
341
00:11:44,758 --> 00:11:45,968
- BABY, OH, MY GOD.
342
00:11:45,965 --> 00:11:48,205
YOU WERE CRAZY GOOD!
MWAH!
343
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,236
MY FIRST WIN AS A FOOTBALL WIFE.
344
00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:52,311
YES, WE GOT
TO INSTAGRAM THIS, HONEY.
345
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:55,140
- NO, THANK YOU,
MRS. PITTS-FOX-LASORDA-GRETZKY.
346
00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:56,237
- WHAT?
347
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,971
- OH, I HEARD ABOUT YOU AND RICK
ON THE KISS CAM.
348
00:11:57,965 --> 00:11:59,205
- OH, YEAH, THAT WAS SUPER FUN.
349
00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:00,546
MY SECOND FIRST.
350
00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:05,724
BABY, IT WAS A KISS
ON THE CHEEK.
351
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,454
WAIT, ARE YOU GETTING JEALOUS
OVER CHARDONNAY?
352
00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:10,338
- OKAY, YOU CAN SAVE
THE THIRD-PERSON CUTESY-CUE.
353
00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,624
FIRST YOU'RE HAVING A HEATED,
PRIVATE CONVERSATION
354
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,410
WITH RICK ABOUT BASKETBALL,
355
00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:15,903
AND THEN THE OTHER NIGHT,
YOU'RE HAVING
356
00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:18,276
A 42-MINUTE PHONE CONVERSATION
WITH HIM ABOUT HIS HAIR.
357
00:12:18,275 --> 00:12:20,205
AND NOW THIS?
358
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,236
- HOW DO YOU KNOW
HOW LONG I WAS ON THE PHONE?
359
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,281
- I CHECKED YOUR CALL LOG
WHILE YOU WERE ON THE CRAPPER.
360
00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:26,585
OH, AND BY THE WAY,
1234 IS AN AWFUL SECURITY CODE.
361
00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:29,066
- WAIT A MINUTE, SO...
362
00:12:29,068 --> 00:12:31,278
NOW YOU'RE GOING THROUGH
MY STUFF?
363
00:12:32,862 --> 00:12:34,282
I MEAN, BABY,
DON'T YOU TRUST ME?
364
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,755
- NO, I DON'T TRUST YOU.
I BARELY KNOW YOU.
365
00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:36,758
ENOUGH'S ENOUGH.
366
00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:38,068
WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU AND RICK?
367
00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:39,898
- THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON
WITH ME AND RICK.
368
00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:41,376
- YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME.
369
00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,999
FINE, I'LL FIND OUT FROM RICK
WHILE I'M KICKING HIS ASS.
370
00:12:46,068 --> 00:12:48,788
- OH, MY GOD.
371
00:12:54,689 --> 00:12:56,899
[knocking on door]
372
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,827
- WELL, HELLO, SIR.
PAPER OR PLASTIC?
373
00:13:08,827 --> 00:13:10,207
- [laughs]
NEITHER.
374
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,026
I USE SUSTAINABLES.
YOU SHOULD TOO.
375
00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:13,144
YOU KNOW, GLOBAL WARMING.
376
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,447
I TAKE IT YOU, UH--
377
00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:15,588
YOU GOT THE PART?
378
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,966
YOU'RE A GROCERY STORE CLERK?
379
00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:20,095
- WELL, THE CHARACTER'S NAME
IS SHELLEY, AND YES.
380
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,313
SO I FIGURED
WITH YOUR GREAT GAME
381
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:25,280
AND MY NEW ROLE, WE COULD HAVE
A DOUBLE CELEBRATION.
382
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:26,235
- [laughs]
383
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:27,381
YO, BEFORE WE GET TO THAT,
384
00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:30,069
YOUR BOY MALIK
SAID THE CRAZIEST THING TODAY.
385
00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:31,658
- [laughs]
WHAT'S NEW?
386
00:13:31,655 --> 00:13:33,515
- HE SAID YOU WERE A VIRGIN.
387
00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:36,277
- NOT ANYMORE.
388
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:37,825
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY "NOT ANYMORE"?
389
00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:40,787
- YOU WERE THERE.
390
00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:43,483
- YO, KEIRA, WAS I YOUR FIRST?
391
00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:45,312
- YES.
392
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,100
- YO, HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME?
393
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:49,283
- UH, WAS I SUPPOSED TO?
394
00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:51,135
- YES, THAT'S SEXUAL ETIQUETTE.
395
00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:53,787
"HI, MY NAME IS KEIRA.
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE.
396
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,033
PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH ME."
397
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,414
- WAIT, ARE YOU MAD?
398
00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:58,903
- HELL YEAH, I'M MAD!
399
00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:00,616
- I THOUGHT GUYS LOVED VIRGINS.
400
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:03,380
- YEAH, JUNIOR HIGH GUYS
AND TERRORISTS.
401
00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:04,719
- WELL, WHY ARE YOU TRIPPIN'?
402
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:06,594
IF MALIK HADN'T TOLD YOU,
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN.
403
00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:08,376
- YEAH, BUT HE DID TELL ME,
AND I DO KNOW.
404
00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:09,549
- WELL, IT DOESN'T CHANGE
THE FACT
405
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:10,691
THAT WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
406
00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:13,029
- WHOA, HOW DO YOU KNOW
THAT I HAD A GREAT TIME?
407
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,549
- "10:15. BLUE:
I HAD A GREAT TIME."
408
00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:21,141
SMILEY FACE, SMILEY FACE.
409
00:14:21,137 --> 00:14:24,277
- OKAY, YO, MAYBE
I HAD A GREAT TIME AT THE TIME,
410
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:25,925
BEFORE I KNEW
WHAT THE RAMIFICATIONS WERE.
411
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,591
BUT NOW, AT THIS TIME,
I'M NOT HAVING A GREAT TIME.
412
00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:30,026
- WAIT, BACK UP.
WHAT RAMIFICATIONS?
413
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:32,214
- ME...
414
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,306
BEING YOUR FIRST?
415
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,450
I MEAN, DO YOU EVEN KNOW
THE KIND OF PRESSURE
416
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,718
THAT IS ON A DUDE?
417
00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:37,594
I'M ALREADY UNDER
ENOUGH PRESSURE WITH FOOTBALL.
418
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,686
I DON'T NEED ANYTHING EXTRA
ON MY PLATE.
419
00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:41,549
- SO NOW MY VIRGINITY
IS A SIDE OF COLESLAW.
420
00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:42,861
- NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
421
00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:44,282
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW YOU'RE A VIRGIN
422
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:45,715
BECAUSE THERE WAS NO BLOOD
IN THE SHEETS.
423
00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:46,864
- WELL, GO TAKE A SECOND LOOK.
424
00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,342
- LOOK, I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHERE THIS THING
425
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:49,594
WITH YOU AND I IS GOING.
426
00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:51,376
- WELL, LET ME STOP YOU
WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD, OKAY?
427
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,619
BECAUSE AFTER THIS CONVERSATION,
IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
428
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,070
- KEIRA, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS--
- NO!
429
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,028
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO SPEAK.
NOW IT IS MY TURN.
430
00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,664
AFTER 25 YEARS,
I SHARE WITH YOU
431
00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:02,375
MY MOST CHERISHED
AND PRIZED POSSESSION,
432
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,449
AND YOU TURN IT INTO
SOMETHING UGLY AND SELF-CENTERED
433
00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:05,548
AND ALL ABOUT YOU.
434
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:06,761
AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
435
00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:08,688
SINCE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT
OF YOU, DOUCHE.
436
00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,279
YOU PURSUED ME!
437
00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,965
NOT TO MENTION,
I OVERLOOKED THE FACT
438
00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:15,715
THAT YOU SLEPT
WITH MY HOMEGIRL...
439
00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:17,834
WHO SAID YOU WEREN'T EVEN
ALL THAT GREAT, SO...
440
00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:19,717
- OH, REALLY? HUH.
WELL, THAT'S FUNNY.
441
00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:22,764
"3:52 A.M.
CIARA: YOU WERE GREAT."
442
00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:25,208
SMILEY FACE, SMILEY FACE.
SEX FACE.
443
00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:26,896
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
KEEPING SOUVENIRS?
444
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:28,306
- YEAH, YOU WOULD TOO
IF YOU WERE THERE.
445
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,340
- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
446
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,724
- HOW 'BOUT
I GET OUT OF YOUR LIFE?
447
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,244
- START WITH MY HOUSE!
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
448
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:35,721
I JUST DODGED A BULLET.
- DON'T TEMPT ME.
449
00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:38,554
[mysterious pop music]
450
00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:42,901
♪
451
00:15:42,896 --> 00:15:44,376
- ♪ HE'S AN EXPERT
452
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,449
♪ IN THE ART OF WAR
453
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:49,278
♪ STUDIED ALL HIS STRATEGIES
454
00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:50,445
♪ READ THE MAPS
455
00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:52,098
♪ AND SAW THE PLANS
456
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,523
♪ IT'S LOOKING TO ME
457
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,407
♪ LIKE WORLD WAR III
458
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,143
♪ TELLS ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR
459
00:15:58,137 --> 00:15:59,617
♪ JUST SO HE CAN
460
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,240
♪ GET CLOSE TO ME
461
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:02,621
♪ THOUGHT THAT I WAS
462
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:03,930
♪ IN HIS SCOPE
463
00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:05,281
♪ BUT IT SEEMS HE'S LOOKING
464
00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:06,585
♪ AT EVERYTHING
465
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:08,206
♪ IT'S A LAND WHERE YOU LIVE
466
00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:09,716
♪ AND YOU DIE WITH YOUR PRIDE
467
00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,104
♪ BUT IT'S ALL THAT YOU HAVE
468
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,623
♪ ONLY WAY YOU'LL SURVIVE
469
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:13,860
♪ AND YOU HIDE WHAT YOU KNOW
470
00:16:13,862 --> 00:16:15,282
♪ JUST TO KEEP THEM ALIVE
471
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,205
♪ WHEN YOU LOVE
472
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,966
♪ BUT MY LOVE JUST DIED
473
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,615
- OH, RICK, RICK.
474
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:20,970
OKAY, BABY, WOULD YOU CALM DOWN?
475
00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:22,895
OKAY, I'M GONNA BE THERE
IN A MINUTE.
476
00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:26,136
ALL I GOT TO DO
IS JUST GRAB A FEW THINGS.
477
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:27,337
UH-UH.
UH-UH.
478
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:30,104
LOOK, I AM NOT READY
FOR US TO BE AT MY PLACE.
479
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,383
WHY?
480
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:35,069
WELL, BECAUSE THERE'S JUST
TOO MANY REMINDERS OF POOKIE.
481
00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:37,138
[rapid knocking on door]
482
00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:38,997
UH, OKAY, RICK, LOOK,
I GOT TO GO, OKAY?
483
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,520
HOUSEKEEPING HAS LOST
THEIR DAMN MIND.
484
00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:41,757
[banging on door]
485
00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:43,618
ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA SEE YOU
IN A BIT.
486
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,450
HEY!
HEY!
487
00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:51,476
WHAT'S GOING ON, JASON?
- OH, HEY, TASHA.
488
00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:52,412
SO I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING
489
00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:53,863
SOME TRASHY AFFAIR
WITH RICK FOX?
490
00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:55,102
- SHH!
491
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:58,003
TASHA, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.
492
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,550
- I WISH YOUR MOTHER HAD.
493
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:02,481
LOOK, JASON, WHAT I DO
IS MY BUSINESS.
494
00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:03,522
- NO, NO, NO.
495
00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:04,757
NO, YOU MADE IT MY BUSINESS
496
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,168
WHEN YOU DRAGGED MY WIFE
INTO IT.
497
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:07,962
- OH, BEST BELIEVE
I'M THROUGH WITH HER ASS NOW.
498
00:17:07,964 --> 00:17:10,484
- TASHA, I WILL NOT ALLOW
YOUR GHETTO ASS
499
00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:11,592
TO RUIN THIS MARRIAGE
500
00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:13,066
THE WAY YOU RUINED
MY MARRIAGE WITH KELLY.
501
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:15,068
- WHAT?
WAIT, I RUINED WHAT?
502
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,928
- [mock stammer]
DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?
503
00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:19,311
"KELLY, YOU NEED
TO BE MORE INDEPENDENT, GIRL.
504
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,590
"KELLY, YOU NEED TO DO
YOUR OWN THING, GIRL.
505
00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:23,956
"KELLY, DON'T LISTEN
TO THAT HIGH, YELLOW,
506
00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:25,414
BIG-HEADED HALF-DEVIL, GIRL!"
507
00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,383
- REALLY?
YOU KNOW WHAT, JASON?
508
00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:28,928
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE GONNA STAND UP HERE
509
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:31,071
WITH A STRAIGHT-ASS FACE,
BLAMING ME
510
00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:33,338
FOR THE CRAP OF A HUSBAND
YOU WERE TO KELLY, OKAY?
511
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,144
SO I GUESS THAT HEAD AIN'T THE
ONLY THING BIG ON YOU, IS IT?
512
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,587
- YOU KNOW, WHAT I HAD
WITH KELLY, IT WASN'T PERFECT.
513
00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:40,336
- MM-MM.
- BUT IT WAS A MARRIAGE.
514
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:42,384
WE WERE A FAMILY.
AND YOU DESTROYED THAT.
515
00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,169
AND THE ONLY REASON
I LET YOU GET AWAY
516
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,662
WITH WHAT YOU DID WAS BECAUSE
517
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:47,545
I KNEW YOU COULDN'T GRASP
ANY OF THAT.
518
00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:48,831
YOU COULDN'T WRAP
YOUR SIMPLE HEAD
519
00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:50,207
AROUND THAT, COULD YOU?
520
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:53,166
YOU'RE STILL JUST THIS SAD,
BROKEN, TEENAGE GIRL
521
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,592
WITH AN ILLEGITIMATE BABY
522
00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:58,586
WITH PETTY, GHETTO ASPIRATIONS
OF BLING AND WHIPS.
523
00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:00,826
YOU'RE PATHETIC.
- JASON, STOP IT!
524
00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:02,237
YOU HAVE SAID
WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY.
525
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:04,901
LET'S GO HOME, PLEASE.
526
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:11,933
- SO YOU SURE YOU GOT A HOME
WITH HIM, CHARDONNAY?
527
00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:14,211
HMM?
528
00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:15,616
'CAUSE I'M SKEPTICAL.
529
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,170
HE BUST INTO MY PLACE
530
00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:19,032
SPOUTIN' OFF
ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE.
531
00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:21,284
BUT ALL I'M REALLY HEARING
IS "KELLY, KELLY, KELLY."
532
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:22,515
- TASHA...
533
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:24,067
- WHEN YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT HER ESCAPE PLAN WAS,
534
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:25,168
YOU JUST GIVE ME A RING.
535
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,482
- I SWEAR TO GOD,
IF YOU WERE A DUDE,
536
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:27,522
I WOULD BEAT YOUR ASS!
537
00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:28,617
- JASON!
- BEAT MY ASS, THEN!
538
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:29,830
- WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON, HUH?
539
00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:31,337
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU GOING, HUH?
540
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,794
- GET OFF OF HIM!
GET OFF OF HIM!
541
00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:35,143
- GET OFF OF ME, CHARDONNAY!
WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?
542
00:18:35,137 --> 00:18:36,967
- WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM
WHAT'S GOING ON, TASHA?
543
00:18:36,965 --> 00:18:38,655
- JASON, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
- GO AHEAD.
544
00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:40,095
- JASON, PLEASE.
545
00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:43,693
- TELL ME WHAT?
546
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,409
- IF YOU DON'T TELL HIM,
I WILL.
547
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:50,009
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