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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,931 --> 00:00:13,071 - BOO. 2 00:00:13,068 --> 00:00:15,658 OH, GOD, DON'T LOOK AT ME. I PROBABLY LOOK AWFUL. 3 00:00:15,655 --> 00:00:18,205 - MM. MM-MM. AWFULLY SEXY. 4 00:00:18,206 --> 00:00:20,926 - AWFULLY CORNY BUT SWEET. 5 00:00:20,931 --> 00:00:23,071 - ♪ I BET YOU'RE WONDERING 6 00:00:23,068 --> 00:00:24,828 ♪ WHAT IS GOING ON HERE 7 00:00:24,827 --> 00:00:28,027 - THAT WAS NICE. - MM-HMM. 8 00:00:28,034 --> 00:00:29,414 WHY DO YOU TASTE MINTY? 9 00:00:29,413 --> 00:00:31,003 - OH, I GOT UP AND GARGLED. 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,720 I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS JUST GONNA WAKE UP 11 00:00:32,723 --> 00:00:34,033 AND KISS SOMEBODY WITH A STINK MOUTH? 12 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,454 - OH, GOD. 13 00:00:35,448 --> 00:00:38,618 - [chuckles] 14 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:40,280 YOU KNOW, I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING. 15 00:00:40,275 --> 00:00:41,895 I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE NASTY LIKE THAT. 16 00:00:41,896 --> 00:00:45,546 I DIDN'T KNOW. - [gargles] 17 00:00:45,551 --> 00:00:48,071 [spits] - YOU ALL RIGHT? 18 00:00:48,068 --> 00:00:49,308 ALL BETTER? 19 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,690 - I GUESS. 20 00:00:54,862 --> 00:00:58,242 - SO, YOU, UH... 21 00:00:58,241 --> 00:00:59,721 YOU SLEEP WITH ALL YOUR LEADING MEN? 22 00:00:59,724 --> 00:01:03,934 - UH, NO. YOU WERE MY FIRST. 23 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,761 - GOOD. 24 00:01:05,758 --> 00:01:08,408 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE A "HIT IT AND QUIT IT," 25 00:01:08,413 --> 00:01:11,623 JUST 'CAUSE WE DID IT. 26 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:13,790 - WE DID IT, HUH? 27 00:01:13,793 --> 00:01:15,723 - YEAH, WE DID. 28 00:01:15,724 --> 00:01:18,454 - ♪ WE DID IT - [laughs] 29 00:01:18,448 --> 00:01:20,068 ♪ YEAH, WE DID 30 00:01:20,068 --> 00:01:21,618 - ♪ AND IT WAS GOOD 31 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:23,100 - ♪ HELL, YEAH, IT WAS 32 00:01:23,103 --> 00:01:25,693 - ♪ AND WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN 33 00:01:25,689 --> 00:01:26,759 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 34 00:01:26,758 --> 00:01:28,478 THAT LAST ONE WAS A LITTLE PITCHY. 35 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 [laughs] 36 00:01:34,827 --> 00:01:37,827 [aggressive rock music] 37 00:01:37,827 --> 00:01:41,237 ♪ 38 00:01:47,379 --> 00:01:49,379 - OH, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 39 00:01:49,379 --> 00:01:50,789 - PRESENTING MADEMOISELLE KEIRA'S 40 00:01:50,793 --> 00:01:53,933 LE PEANUT BUTTER AND ZE JELLY SANDWICH. 41 00:01:53,931 --> 00:01:57,001 - OOH, A SURPRISE FROM A LADY WHO DOESN'T COOK. 42 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,240 - AND THAT IS NOT THE ONLY SURPRISE 43 00:01:58,241 --> 00:01:59,211 I HAVE FOR YOU THIS MORNING. 44 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,786 - OH, YEAH? 45 00:02:01,793 --> 00:02:02,693 - WELL, HOW IS IT? 46 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,969 - OH, THIS IS SO GOOD. 47 00:02:04,965 --> 00:02:06,405 THIS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY RATIO 48 00:02:06,413 --> 00:02:08,103 MIGHT BE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD. 49 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:09,073 WHAT'S THE SECRET? 50 00:02:09,068 --> 00:02:10,928 - UH, I RAN OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER. 51 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:11,971 - MM. 52 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,685 TO BE YOUNG AND IRRESPONSIBLE. 53 00:02:13,689 --> 00:02:16,099 - ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR SURPRISE? 54 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:19,973 - MM-HMM. YES, MA'AM. 55 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:24,095 - TA-DA! 56 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:26,143 - ARE WE ABOUT TO MAKE A SEX TAPE? 57 00:02:26,137 --> 00:02:28,167 - NO, I WAS THINKING ABOUT WEARING THIS 58 00:02:28,172 --> 00:02:29,142 TO YOUR GAME TOMORROW. 59 00:02:29,137 --> 00:02:30,827 [smacks lips] 60 00:02:30,827 --> 00:02:32,617 - SHOULDWE MAKE A SEX TAPE? 61 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,900 - YEAH, 'CAUSE NOTHING EVER GOES WRONG WITH THOSE. 62 00:02:34,896 --> 00:02:36,656 - HEY, YO, WERE YOU A CHEERLEADER OR SOMETHING? 63 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:38,785 - NO, BUT I PLAYED ONE IN BRING IT ON SIX: 64 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:41,243 CHEERLEADING OR ABORTION. 65 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:43,141 I KNOW, THEY WENT REALLY DARK FOR THAT ONE. 66 00:02:43,137 --> 00:02:44,717 - IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY JUST GAVE UP. 67 00:02:44,724 --> 00:02:46,724 - HEY! - OH! [chuckles] 68 00:02:46,724 --> 00:02:48,074 YOU KNOW WHAT? 69 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:49,858 SO DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN YOUR CLOSET 70 00:02:49,862 --> 00:02:52,142 THAT ISN'T GONNA MAKE ME SUCK TOMORROW OUT ON THE FIELD? 71 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:53,337 - WHAT? 72 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:56,034 - LOOK, KEIRA, IF I PLAY HOW I BEEN PRACTICING, 73 00:02:56,034 --> 00:02:57,724 TOMORROW'S GONNA BE THE FIRST AND LAST TIME 74 00:02:57,724 --> 00:02:59,034 YOU SEE ME PLAY AS A PRO. 75 00:02:59,034 --> 00:03:00,554 - WELL, ISN'T IT A PRESEASON GAME? 76 00:03:00,551 --> 00:03:01,691 - YES. 77 00:03:01,689 --> 00:03:03,549 - YEAH, AND THOSE DON'T COUNT, RIGHT? 78 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,971 - WHAT? NO, EVERY GAME COUNTS. 79 00:03:04,965 --> 00:03:06,615 - SAYS WHO? - SAYS THE COLONEL. 80 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,620 "EVERY GAME COUNTS." 81 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:09,860 IT'S ACTUALLY HIS CATCHPHRASE, 82 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:11,662 THAT AND, "WASH YOUR HANDS, SON." 83 00:03:11,655 --> 00:03:14,715 - YOUR HANDS ARE KIND OF FILTHY. 84 00:03:14,724 --> 00:03:17,174 - BUT THAT'S YOUR FAULT. 85 00:03:17,172 --> 00:03:19,212 - UGH, YOU'RE GROSS! 86 00:03:19,206 --> 00:03:21,896 LOOK, EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE UP UNTIL THIS POINT 87 00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:23,896 HAS BEEN A DRESS REHEARSAL, OKAY? 88 00:03:23,896 --> 00:03:27,026 AND TOMORROW, WHEN YOU TAKE CENTER STAGE AND YOU SHINE, 89 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:29,244 ALL ELSE WILL BE FORGOTTEN, 90 00:03:29,241 --> 00:03:32,621 AND EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER WHY YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE. 91 00:03:35,206 --> 00:03:36,786 - TASHA, GIRL, YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION. 92 00:03:36,793 --> 00:03:38,933 MY MOTHER SWEARS SHE TOO OLD TO FIND LOVE. 93 00:03:38,931 --> 00:03:40,551 - LOOK HERE, LITTLE BOOTLEG NICKI MINAJ. 94 00:03:40,551 --> 00:03:41,901 YES. 95 00:03:41,896 --> 00:03:44,136 NOW, I WANT YOU TO TELL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS-- 96 00:03:44,137 --> 00:03:45,717 I'M TELLING YOU, THE MINUTE THAT YOU STOP 97 00:03:45,724 --> 00:03:48,244 SEARCHING FOR LOVE, THAT'S WHEN LOVE GONNA FIND YOU. 98 00:03:48,241 --> 00:03:49,411 OKAY? 99 00:03:49,413 --> 00:03:51,693 THAT'S HOW RIHANNA FOUND CHRIS BROWN AGAIN. 100 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:52,719 - [scoffs] 101 00:03:56,517 --> 00:03:58,277 - EXCUSE ME, LADIES. 102 00:04:00,827 --> 00:04:03,027 ARE YOU OVER HERE WITH YOUR LIPS PURSED AT ME? 103 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,724 - WELL, IF THE PURSED LIPS FIT. 104 00:04:04,724 --> 00:04:07,344 YOU GONNA BE SHOWING OFF YOUR ENGAGEMENT TO POOKIE 105 00:04:07,344 --> 00:04:09,724 WHEN RICK FOX THINKS THAT YOU HISGIRLFRIEND? 106 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:11,104 - LOOK, OKAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME, 107 00:04:11,103 --> 00:04:13,383 TASHA MACK HAS TWO MEN THAT LOVE HER. 108 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:14,969 TWO GOOD MEN, OKAY? 109 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:17,095 AND I AIN'T READY TO GIVE UP NEITHER ONE OF 'EM. 110 00:04:17,103 --> 00:04:19,793 - SO YOU DON'T HAVE NO REAL PLAN, DO YOU? 111 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:20,933 - YES, I DO. 112 00:04:20,930 --> 00:04:23,070 I MEAN, I DID. 113 00:04:23,068 --> 00:04:25,928 LOOK, I JUST FIGURE THAT EVENTUALLY 114 00:04:25,931 --> 00:04:27,721 ONE OF THEM WOULD LEAVE ME FOR ATTITUDINAL REASONS 115 00:04:27,724 --> 00:04:29,214 OR DIE OF SICKNESS. 116 00:04:29,206 --> 00:04:32,206 OKAY, UNTIL THEN, I'M JUST GONNA RIDE THIS LITTLE LOVE TRAIN 117 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:33,686 TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF! 118 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:35,759 AND THEN, YOU KNOW, POOKIE, HE JUST WANT TO UP THE STAKES 119 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:38,898 WITH THIS WHOLE ENGAGEMENT THING, SO.. 120 00:04:38,896 --> 00:04:41,066 LOOK, I GOT A COUPLE OF DAYS WHILE THEY BOTH OUT OF TOWN, 121 00:04:41,068 --> 00:04:42,828 AND, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 122 00:04:42,827 --> 00:04:44,827 - YOU ARE RIDICULOUS AND SELFISH. 123 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:46,237 AND IF YOU DON'T STOP, THIS WHOLE THING 124 00:04:46,241 --> 00:04:47,691 GONNA BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE. 125 00:04:47,689 --> 00:04:50,029 - NO, NO, NO, WHAT'S RIDICULOUS IS ME TAKING RELATIONSHIP ADVICE 126 00:04:50,034 --> 00:04:51,794 FROM A WOMAN WHO GOT MARRIED AS A JOKE! 127 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:53,863 YEAH, AND TO JASON PITTS, NO LESS. 128 00:04:53,862 --> 00:04:56,242 OKAY, SO I GUESS THE REAL JOKE IS ON YOU, BOO BOO. 129 00:04:56,241 --> 00:04:57,381 [laughs] 130 00:04:57,379 --> 00:05:00,069 - WHATEVER. - MM-HMM. 131 00:05:00,068 --> 00:05:02,238 - HEY, I DIDN'T MISS THE KICKOFF, DID I? 132 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:03,831 - NO. PERFECT TIMING. 133 00:05:03,827 --> 00:05:05,337 SO DID YOU GET THE PART? 134 00:05:05,344 --> 00:05:08,454 - OH, I HAVEN'T HEARD YET. - AW. 135 00:05:08,448 --> 00:05:09,998 - DO I LOOK DIFFERENT? 136 00:05:12,344 --> 00:05:14,454 - DID YOU GET NEW EXTENSIONS? 137 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,208 - I MEAN... 138 00:05:16,206 --> 00:05:19,276 DO I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN? 139 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,825 - [gasps] YOU HAD SEX! 140 00:05:21,827 --> 00:05:23,927 OH, GIRL, SO YOU DID GET THE PART. 141 00:05:23,931 --> 00:05:26,101 CONGRATULATIONS. YES, GIRL! 142 00:05:26,103 --> 00:05:28,523 - NO, I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THE DIRECTOR. 143 00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:31,137 - OH. 144 00:05:31,137 --> 00:05:33,927 OH. OH! I GOT IT. 145 00:05:33,931 --> 00:05:35,481 - BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE. 146 00:05:35,482 --> 00:05:38,902 - YOU KNOW I AIN'T GONNA TELL NOBODY, ESPECIALLY-- 147 00:05:38,896 --> 00:05:41,616 - HEY. 148 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:43,970 YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. 149 00:05:43,965 --> 00:05:46,405 - UM, I GOT NEW EXTENSIONS. 150 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:47,663 - OH, NO, IT AIN'T THAT. 151 00:05:47,655 --> 00:05:49,685 I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT SPREAD ON YOUR HIPS. 152 00:05:51,034 --> 00:05:52,004 DID YOU HAVE SEX? 153 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,590 - SHH! - YOU SHH! 154 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,546 - DID YOU GET ENGAGED? 155 00:05:55,551 --> 00:05:56,721 - LOOK, NORMALLY I DON'T LET YOU 156 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:59,974 ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION, BUT YES. 157 00:05:59,965 --> 00:06:01,825 - WOW. CONGRATULATIONS. 158 00:06:01,827 --> 00:06:04,477 - OH, YES! [laughs] 159 00:06:04,482 --> 00:06:06,342 - AND THERE'S THE KICKOFF. 160 00:06:06,344 --> 00:06:09,314 AN IMPRESSIVE SABERS RETURN PUTS THEM NEAR MIDFIELD. 161 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:11,340 THE SABERS OFFENSE TAKE THE FIELD 162 00:06:11,344 --> 00:06:12,624 ON THEIR OWN 45-YARD LINE. 163 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,830 OH, FOLKS, A PART OF THE PACK IS BRYCE WESTBROOK, 164 00:06:14,827 --> 00:06:16,717 A.K.A. "THE BLUEPRINT," A.K.A. "THE MESSIAH." 165 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:19,034 TIME SO SEE IF HE LIVES UP TO THE HYPE. 166 00:06:19,034 --> 00:06:20,214 - HE ALREADY DID. 167 00:06:20,206 --> 00:06:21,856 - OOH! SHH. - GO, BLUE! 168 00:06:21,862 --> 00:06:22,902 - THAT'S YOUR BABY. 169 00:06:22,896 --> 00:06:24,586 - WRIGHT DROPS BACK IN THE POCKET, 170 00:06:24,586 --> 00:06:26,026 LOOKS LEFT, THEN RIGHT. 171 00:06:26,034 --> 00:06:28,664 HE'S GOT BLUE DEEP DOWN THE SIDELINE AT THE 30. 172 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:30,965 WRIGHT THROWS DEEP, ONE MAN TO BEAT. 173 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:34,205 OH, MY GOD, WHAT A CATCH FROM THE ROOKIE BLUE! 174 00:06:34,206 --> 00:06:35,616 TOUCHDOWN SABERS! 175 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:36,790 [all cheer] 176 00:06:36,793 --> 00:06:38,903 - DID YOU SEE HIM? - YOU KNOW I SAW HIM. 177 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:40,406 - OKAY, SEE, THAT'S SABER FOOTBALL! 178 00:06:40,413 --> 00:06:41,933 IT DON'T GET NO BETTER THAN THIS! 179 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:43,661 [whistles] 180 00:06:43,655 --> 00:06:45,405 - YEAH, IT DOES. 181 00:06:46,586 --> 00:06:48,066 SURPRISE. 182 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:56,337 WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING HERE? 183 00:06:56,344 --> 00:06:58,174 - SURPRISING YOU. 184 00:06:58,172 --> 00:07:00,142 - YEAH, BUT YOU ALWAYS SURPRISING SOMEBODY. 185 00:07:00,137 --> 00:07:02,027 I NEED TO PUT A BELL AROUND YOUR NECK, GREEN MILE. 186 00:07:02,034 --> 00:07:03,244 [laughter] 187 00:07:03,241 --> 00:07:04,831 - WELL, I JUST GOT ON THE FIRST PLANE I COULD 188 00:07:04,827 --> 00:07:06,477 AFTER YOU TOLD ME ALL THAT MESSINESS 189 00:07:06,482 --> 00:07:09,212 WITH THAT GUY WAS DONE. 190 00:07:09,206 --> 00:07:10,966 SORRY, I JUST CAN'T CALL A GROWN MAN "POOKIE." 191 00:07:10,965 --> 00:07:12,965 - LOOK, WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST STAND THERE. 192 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:14,375 CAN'T NOBODY SEE BEHIND YOUR BIG ASS. 193 00:07:14,379 --> 00:07:16,099 LOOK, THERE'S AN EMPTY SEAT RIGHT OVER THERE. 194 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,173 GO AND SIT IN THE CORNER, OKAY? WE CATCH UP AFTER THE GAME. 195 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:20,412 - UH, RICK FOX, YOU CAN SIT HERE. 196 00:07:20,413 --> 00:07:22,483 WE CAN SLIDE DOWN SO YOU CAN BE NEXT TO YOUR GIRL. 197 00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:24,932 - YEAH, HIS GIRL, ISN'T SHE? 198 00:07:24,931 --> 00:07:26,101 - NO, SHE MEAN HOMEGIRL. 199 00:07:26,103 --> 00:07:28,103 YOU KNOW, WE LIKE THAT OLD-SCHOOL SLANG. 200 00:07:28,103 --> 00:07:30,103 YOU KNOW, LIKE "RAISE THE ROOF." [laughs] 201 00:07:30,103 --> 00:07:31,903 HOLLER! WORD UP. 202 00:07:31,896 --> 00:07:34,616 [laughs] 203 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:37,450 - OH. THANK YOU, LADIES. 204 00:07:37,448 --> 00:07:41,238 - OH, LOOK AT YOU ALL UP IN HERE, RICK. 205 00:07:41,241 --> 00:07:44,101 IS THIS A CONGRATULATIONS VISIT? 206 00:07:44,103 --> 00:07:45,763 - CONGRATULATIONS? 207 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:48,518 - CONGRATULATIONS ON ME BECOMING SUNBEAM PRESIDENT. 208 00:07:48,517 --> 00:07:50,137 YOU KNOW, I JUST "RASSLED" IT FROM HER ASS. 209 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,277 YOU KNOW WHAT HER PLATFORM WAS? 210 00:07:51,275 --> 00:07:52,615 IT WAS GUMMI BEARS AND HIP-HOP. 211 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:54,380 - [laughs] OH, YEAH. 212 00:07:54,379 --> 00:07:55,859 OH, AND SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 213 00:07:55,862 --> 00:07:57,522 - MY LOSS? I DIDN'T LOSE NOTHIN'. 214 00:07:57,517 --> 00:07:58,827 WHAT YOU NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT-- 215 00:07:58,827 --> 00:08:00,097 - RICK, THERE IS NO LOSS, OKAY? 216 00:08:00,103 --> 00:08:02,283 I'M SURE THAT WHITE GIRL WEARING JUVON'S JERSEY 217 00:08:02,275 --> 00:08:04,235 IS JUST MERELY A COINCIDENCE. 218 00:08:04,241 --> 00:08:05,241 - [laughs] 219 00:08:05,241 --> 00:08:06,621 EXCUSE ME, Y'ALL. 220 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:09,000 UM, YOU, WHITE GIRL... 221 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,240 - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 222 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:11,241 - RACISM. 223 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,551 JUST UGLY-ASS RACISM. 224 00:08:13,551 --> 00:08:15,901 YOU KNOW, WHY AM I EVEN WATCHING THIS PRESEASON GAME? 225 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,376 IT DON'T EVEN COUNT. 226 00:08:17,379 --> 00:08:19,589 LOOK, BABY, WHY DON'T WE JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND CATCH UP? 227 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,546 - NO, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS GUY BLUE. 228 00:08:21,551 --> 00:08:23,031 I WANT TO SEE HIM PLAY. 229 00:08:23,034 --> 00:08:26,694 - I'LL GIVE YOU A TREAT IN THE CAR. 230 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:30,169 - LADIES, IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU. 231 00:08:30,172 --> 00:08:32,282 - OH, LOOK, YOU GUYS ARE ON THE KISS CAM. 232 00:08:32,275 --> 00:08:33,715 - OH, YEAH. 233 00:08:33,724 --> 00:08:35,034 - OH, CHECK IT OUT. OH, YEAH. 234 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:36,664 - WHO'S THAT WE'RE SPOTTING ON THE KISS CAM? 235 00:08:36,655 --> 00:08:38,235 - WHERE IS MY PURSE? I CAN'T FIND MY PURSE. 236 00:08:38,241 --> 00:08:39,551 - DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU LEFT IT IN THE CAR? 237 00:08:39,551 --> 00:08:41,451 - THAT IS ONE SEXY MAN. 238 00:08:41,448 --> 00:08:42,928 - OOH, THERE IT IS. all: KISS! KISS! KISS! 239 00:08:42,931 --> 00:08:44,621 - I THINK HE ACTUALLY MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY SEXIER 240 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:46,480 THAN THE WOMAN HE'S SEATED NEXT TO. 241 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,792 OH, MY, THAT LOOKS LIKE THE NEWLYWED, 242 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:49,383 MRS. JASON PITTS. 243 00:08:49,379 --> 00:08:52,829 TALK ABOUT AN AWKWARD MOMENT. 244 00:08:52,827 --> 00:08:54,757 [team cheering] 245 00:08:54,758 --> 00:08:56,898 - YEAH! YEAH, I TOLD Y'ALL! 246 00:08:56,896 --> 00:08:58,406 WHAT THE--LOOK WHAT WE DID! 247 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,313 [indistinct chatter] 248 00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:03,657 WE KILLED IT OUT THERE! 249 00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:05,235 - I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GONNA SUIT UP, DOG. 250 00:09:05,241 --> 00:09:06,521 - I WAS GONNA, BUT I TOLD COACH 251 00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:08,067 I HAD A LITTLE TICKLE IN MY THROAT. 252 00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:09,068 I THINK IT MIGHT BE MONO. 253 00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:10,238 WHAT I DIDN'T TELL THE COACH... 254 00:09:10,241 --> 00:09:11,341 PROBABLY FROM HIS WIFE. 255 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:12,794 - YOU A NASTY DOG, BOY. 256 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,483 [laughs] 257 00:09:14,482 --> 00:09:17,662 - YO, BLUE! TWO TDs? 258 00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:19,405 - TWO TDs, MAN. - WHAT CAN I SAY AGAIN? 259 00:09:19,413 --> 00:09:20,453 - BLUE. 260 00:09:20,448 --> 00:09:21,828 - I GUESS I FOUND MY GAME, FELLAS. 261 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:22,967 - HA, STEROIDS! 262 00:09:22,965 --> 00:09:23,995 - HIP-HIP-HOORAY! 263 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,970 - WASN'T THAT GOOD STUFF. 264 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,755 IT WAS THE OTHER GOOD STUFF, RIGHT? 265 00:09:27,758 --> 00:09:29,408 I MEAN, YOU WAS REAL RELAXED OUT THERE. 266 00:09:29,413 --> 00:09:31,033 YOU WERE SUPER-LIGHT ON YOUR FEET, MAN, 267 00:09:31,034 --> 00:09:32,214 HAD TWO TWINKLES IN EACH EYE. 268 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:34,276 I MEAN, YOU HAD A GREEK ORGY, DIDN'T YOU? 269 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:35,925 - THAT'S DISGUSTING, MAN. - WHATEVER. 270 00:09:35,931 --> 00:09:37,241 THE GREEKS KNOW HOW TO PARTY. 271 00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:38,591 - HEY, WELL, IF THAT'S THE TRICK, 272 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:40,756 YOUR ASS IS ON A DAILY DRIP OF VITAMIN COOCH, MY MAN, 273 00:09:40,758 --> 00:09:41,758 'CAUSE YOU WAS KILLIN' 'EM. 274 00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:43,548 - OH, COME ON, ROOKIE. OUT WITH IT. 275 00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:45,281 WE WANT DETAILS. - LOOK, FELLAS, FELLAS. 276 00:09:45,275 --> 00:09:46,855 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO MY BEST TO BE A GENTLEMAN, 277 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:48,832 AND A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS. 278 00:09:48,827 --> 00:09:50,717 - OKAY, WELL, WE TRY OUR BEST TO KEEP IT FILTHY, 279 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,794 SO GIVE US A LITTLE SOMETHING TO ROLL AROUND IN. 280 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,523 - YO, JASON, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE, MAN? 281 00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:56,717 - FRIGGIN' LOOK AT MY FACE. 282 00:09:56,724 --> 00:09:58,594 DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE? 283 00:09:58,586 --> 00:10:00,896 - WHOA, WHOA, MY FAULT, OLD YELLER. 284 00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:02,026 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ROOKIE. 285 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,834 HE JUST MAD 'CAUSE HIS WIFE GOT CAUGHT 286 00:10:03,827 --> 00:10:05,717 ON THE JUMBOTRON DOING THE PITTSY SHUFFLE 287 00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:07,174 WITH RICK FOX! 288 00:10:07,172 --> 00:10:08,452 [laughter] 289 00:10:08,448 --> 00:10:11,168 HEY, HEY, FELLAS, THIS IS AN AGE-OLD STORY, OKAY? 290 00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:13,692 WORKING-CLASS GIRL MEETS A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER, 291 00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:15,719 GETS A TASTE OF THE GOOD LIFE, THEN WHAT? 292 00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:17,794 SHOOTS HER WAY OVER TO A BASKETBALL PLAYER 293 00:10:17,793 --> 00:10:20,003 AND THEN SLIDES HER WAY OVER TO WHO? 294 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,100 A BASEBALL PLAYER. AND THEN WHAT? 295 00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:24,343 ICE-SKATES HER WAY TO HOCKEY, BABY, BEFORE SHE BECOMES WHO? 296 00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:27,694 CHARDONNAY PITTS-FOX-LASORDA-GRETZKY! 297 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:29,379 [laughter] 298 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,589 HEY, SHE DIPPED... 299 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,066 - all: ♪ AND DIPPED AND DIPPED AND DIPPED ♪ 300 00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:34,448 ♪ AND DIPPED WITH RICK, WITH RICK ♪ 301 00:10:34,448 --> 00:10:36,028 ♪ WITH RICK, WITH RICK, WITH RICK ♪ 302 00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:37,214 [laughter] 303 00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:38,276 - WE LOVE YOU, PITTSY! 304 00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:40,205 - HEY, YO, DON'T THINK I FORGOT. 305 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,516 BACK TO YOU. - YEAH, MAN, COME ON. 306 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:42,587 TELL US ABOUT KEIRA. 307 00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:43,966 I NEVER BEEN WITH A BLACK GIRL BEFORE. 308 00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:45,205 I HEAR GOOD THINGS. 309 00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:47,166 - AND YOU NEVER WILL BE, SO SHUT UP. 310 00:10:47,172 --> 00:10:49,032 YO, SO... 311 00:10:49,034 --> 00:10:50,624 WHAT YOU SAYIN', ROOKIE? 312 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,280 YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU SMASHED KEIRA? 313 00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:55,025 - KEIRA WHITAKER? AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED? 314 00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:56,664 - FELLAS, IF IT WAS ANYBODY ELSE, MAYBE, 315 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,855 BUT KEIRA'S OFF-LIMITS, ALL RIGHT? 316 00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,412 - KEIRA'S OFF-LIMITS. YO, HOLD UP, DOG. 317 00:11:00,413 --> 00:11:02,413 - LOOK, MALIK, NOTHING Y'ALL NEED TO WORRY ABOUT. 318 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:03,903 - WE'RE NOT WORRIED. 319 00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:05,786 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL GAMES 320 00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:07,143 YOU TRYING TO PLAY BY MAKING PEOPLE THINK 321 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:08,477 THAT YOU SLEPT WITH KEIRA, 322 00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:10,792 BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA MAKE YOU THE BIG MAN, OKAY? 323 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:13,553 NOBODY GIVES A DAMN THAT I SMASHED ROBIN GIVENS... 324 00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:16,411 KATY PERRY, BEFORE SHE WAS MARRIED. 325 00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:18,623 NICKI MINAJ, RIHANNA, J.LO, KATY PERRY 326 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:19,720 WHILESHE WAS MARRIED. 327 00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:20,724 CONDOLEEZZA RICE. 328 00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:21,974 - MALIK, I DON'T KNOW 329 00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:23,855 WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ALL RIGHT? 330 00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:25,452 - I'M SAYING I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SMASH KEIRA 331 00:11:25,448 --> 00:11:28,618 BECAUSE SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN. 332 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,550 - I BEG YOUR PARDON? 333 00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:34,855 L RIGHT, NOW,HERE YOU GO, BIG GUY. 334 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,282 NOW, YOU KNOW THEY SAY IF YOU MAKE A WISH 335 00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:37,475 ON THE FIRST PRESEASON GAME BALL, 336 00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:38,452 IT'LL COME TRUE. 337 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,788 BUT YOU SHOULD WISH FOR A NEW SHIRT, 338 00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:41,173 NOT TO WALK OR NOTHIN', OKAY? [laughs] 339 00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:43,002 ALL RIGHT, NOW, THANKS FOR COMING OUT, BUDDY. 340 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,760 YOU BE GOOD. 341 00:11:44,758 --> 00:11:45,968 - BABY, OH, MY GOD. 342 00:11:45,965 --> 00:11:48,205 YOU WERE CRAZY GOOD! MWAH! 343 00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,236 MY FIRST WIN AS A FOOTBALL WIFE. 344 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:52,311 YES, WE GOT TO INSTAGRAM THIS, HONEY. 345 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:55,140 - NO, THANK YOU, MRS. PITTS-FOX-LASORDA-GRETZKY. 346 00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:56,237 - WHAT? 347 00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,971 - OH, I HEARD ABOUT YOU AND RICK ON THE KISS CAM. 348 00:11:57,965 --> 00:11:59,205 - OH, YEAH, THAT WAS SUPER FUN. 349 00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:00,546 MY SECOND FIRST. 350 00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:05,724 BABY, IT WAS A KISS ON THE CHEEK. 351 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,454 WAIT, ARE YOU GETTING JEALOUS OVER CHARDONNAY? 352 00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:10,338 - OKAY, YOU CAN SAVE THE THIRD-PERSON CUTESY-CUE. 353 00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,624 FIRST YOU'RE HAVING A HEATED, PRIVATE CONVERSATION 354 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,410 WITH RICK ABOUT BASKETBALL, 355 00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:15,903 AND THEN THE OTHER NIGHT, YOU'RE HAVING 356 00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:18,276 A 42-MINUTE PHONE CONVERSATION WITH HIM ABOUT HIS HAIR. 357 00:12:18,275 --> 00:12:20,205 AND NOW THIS? 358 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,236 - HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAS ON THE PHONE? 359 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,281 - I CHECKED YOUR CALL LOG WHILE YOU WERE ON THE CRAPPER. 360 00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:26,585 OH, AND BY THE WAY, 1234 IS AN AWFUL SECURITY CODE. 361 00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:29,066 - WAIT A MINUTE, SO... 362 00:12:29,068 --> 00:12:31,278 NOW YOU'RE GOING THROUGH MY STUFF? 363 00:12:32,862 --> 00:12:34,282 I MEAN, BABY, DON'T YOU TRUST ME? 364 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,755 - NO, I DON'T TRUST YOU. I BARELY KNOW YOU. 365 00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:36,758 ENOUGH'S ENOUGH. 366 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:38,068 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND RICK? 367 00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:39,898 - THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON WITH ME AND RICK. 368 00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:41,376 - YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME. 369 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,999 FINE, I'LL FIND OUT FROM RICK WHILE I'M KICKING HIS ASS. 370 00:12:46,068 --> 00:12:48,788 - OH, MY GOD. 371 00:12:54,689 --> 00:12:56,899 [knocking on door] 372 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,827 - WELL, HELLO, SIR. PAPER OR PLASTIC? 373 00:13:08,827 --> 00:13:10,207 - [laughs] NEITHER. 374 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,026 I USE SUSTAINABLES. YOU SHOULD TOO. 375 00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:13,144 YOU KNOW, GLOBAL WARMING. 376 00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,447 I TAKE IT YOU, UH-- 377 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:15,588 YOU GOT THE PART? 378 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,966 YOU'RE A GROCERY STORE CLERK? 379 00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:20,095 - WELL, THE CHARACTER'S NAME IS SHELLEY, AND YES. 380 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,313 SO I FIGURED WITH YOUR GREAT GAME 381 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:25,280 AND MY NEW ROLE, WE COULD HAVE A DOUBLE CELEBRATION. 382 00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:26,235 - [laughs] 383 00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:27,381 YO, BEFORE WE GET TO THAT, 384 00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:30,069 YOUR BOY MALIK SAID THE CRAZIEST THING TODAY. 385 00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:31,658 - [laughs] WHAT'S NEW? 386 00:13:31,655 --> 00:13:33,515 - HE SAID YOU WERE A VIRGIN. 387 00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:36,277 - NOT ANYMORE. 388 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:37,825 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "NOT ANYMORE"? 389 00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:40,787 - YOU WERE THERE. 390 00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:43,483 - YO, KEIRA, WAS I YOUR FIRST? 391 00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:45,312 - YES. 392 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,100 - YO, HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME? 393 00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:49,283 - UH, WAS I SUPPOSED TO? 394 00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:51,135 - YES, THAT'S SEXUAL ETIQUETTE. 395 00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:53,787 "HI, MY NAME IS KEIRA. I'VE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE. 396 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,033 PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH ME." 397 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,414 - WAIT, ARE YOU MAD? 398 00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:58,903 - HELL YEAH, I'M MAD! 399 00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:00,616 - I THOUGHT GUYS LOVED VIRGINS. 400 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:03,380 - YEAH, JUNIOR HIGH GUYS AND TERRORISTS. 401 00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:04,719 - WELL, WHY ARE YOU TRIPPIN'? 402 00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:06,594 IF MALIK HADN'T TOLD YOU, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN. 403 00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:08,376 - YEAH, BUT HE DID TELL ME, AND I DO KNOW. 404 00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:09,549 - WELL, IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT 405 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:10,691 THAT WE HAD A GREAT TIME. 406 00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:13,029 - WHOA, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAD A GREAT TIME? 407 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,549 - "10:15. BLUE: I HAD A GREAT TIME." 408 00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:21,141 SMILEY FACE, SMILEY FACE. 409 00:14:21,137 --> 00:14:24,277 - OKAY, YO, MAYBE I HAD A GREAT TIME AT THE TIME, 410 00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:25,925 BEFORE I KNEW WHAT THE RAMIFICATIONS WERE. 411 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,591 BUT NOW, AT THIS TIME, I'M NOT HAVING A GREAT TIME. 412 00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:30,026 - WAIT, BACK UP. WHAT RAMIFICATIONS? 413 00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:32,214 - ME... 414 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,306 BEING YOUR FIRST? 415 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,450 I MEAN, DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE KIND OF PRESSURE 416 00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,718 THAT IS ON A DUDE? 417 00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:37,594 I'M ALREADY UNDER ENOUGH PRESSURE WITH FOOTBALL. 418 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,686 I DON'T NEED ANYTHING EXTRA ON MY PLATE. 419 00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:41,549 - SO NOW MY VIRGINITY IS A SIDE OF COLESLAW. 420 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:42,861 - NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 421 00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:44,282 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU'RE A VIRGIN 422 00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:45,715 BECAUSE THERE WAS NO BLOOD IN THE SHEETS. 423 00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:46,864 - WELL, GO TAKE A SECOND LOOK. 424 00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,342 - LOOK, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS THING 425 00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:49,594 WITH YOU AND I IS GOING. 426 00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:51,376 - WELL, LET ME STOP YOU WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD, OKAY? 427 00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,619 BECAUSE AFTER THIS CONVERSATION, IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 428 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,070 - KEIRA, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS-- - NO! 429 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,028 YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO SPEAK. NOW IT IS MY TURN. 430 00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,664 AFTER 25 YEARS, I SHARE WITH YOU 431 00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:02,375 MY MOST CHERISHED AND PRIZED POSSESSION, 432 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,449 AND YOU TURN IT INTO SOMETHING UGLY AND SELF-CENTERED 433 00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:05,548 AND ALL ABOUT YOU. 434 00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:06,761 AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING 435 00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:08,688 SINCE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF YOU, DOUCHE. 436 00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,279 YOU PURSUED ME! 437 00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,965 NOT TO MENTION, I OVERLOOKED THE FACT 438 00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:15,715 THAT YOU SLEPT WITH MY HOMEGIRL... 439 00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:17,834 WHO SAID YOU WEREN'T EVEN ALL THAT GREAT, SO... 440 00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:19,717 - OH, REALLY? HUH. WELL, THAT'S FUNNY. 441 00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:22,764 "3:52 A.M. CIARA: YOU WERE GREAT." 442 00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:25,208 SMILEY FACE, SMILEY FACE. SEX FACE. 443 00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:26,896 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, KEEPING SOUVENIRS? 444 00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:28,306 - YEAH, YOU WOULD TOO IF YOU WERE THERE. 445 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,340 - GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! 446 00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,724 - HOW 'BOUT I GET OUT OF YOUR LIFE? 447 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,244 - START WITH MY HOUSE! - YOU KNOW WHAT? 448 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:35,721 I JUST DODGED A BULLET. - DON'T TEMPT ME. 449 00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:38,554 [mysterious pop music] 450 00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:42,901 ♪ 451 00:15:42,896 --> 00:15:44,376 - ♪ HE'S AN EXPERT 452 00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,449 ♪ IN THE ART OF WAR 453 00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:49,278 ♪ STUDIED ALL HIS STRATEGIES 454 00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:50,445 ♪ READ THE MAPS 455 00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:52,098 ♪ AND SAW THE PLANS 456 00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,523 ♪ IT'S LOOKING TO ME 457 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,407 ♪ LIKE WORLD WAR III 458 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,143 ♪ TELLS ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR 459 00:15:58,137 --> 00:15:59,617 ♪ JUST SO HE CAN 460 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,240 ♪ GET CLOSE TO ME 461 00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:02,621 ♪ THOUGHT THAT I WAS 462 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:03,930 ♪ IN HIS SCOPE 463 00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:05,281 ♪ BUT IT SEEMS HE'S LOOKING 464 00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:06,585 ♪ AT EVERYTHING 465 00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:08,206 ♪ IT'S A LAND WHERE YOU LIVE 466 00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:09,716 ♪ AND YOU DIE WITH YOUR PRIDE 467 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,104 ♪ BUT IT'S ALL THAT YOU HAVE 468 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,623 ♪ ONLY WAY YOU'LL SURVIVE 469 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:13,860 ♪ AND YOU HIDE WHAT YOU KNOW 470 00:16:13,862 --> 00:16:15,282 ♪ JUST TO KEEP THEM ALIVE 471 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,205 ♪ WHEN YOU LOVE 472 00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,966 ♪ BUT MY LOVE JUST DIED 473 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,615 - OH, RICK, RICK. 474 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:20,970 OKAY, BABY, WOULD YOU CALM DOWN? 475 00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:22,895 OKAY, I'M GONNA BE THERE IN A MINUTE. 476 00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:26,136 ALL I GOT TO DO IS JUST GRAB A FEW THINGS. 477 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:27,337 UH-UH. UH-UH. 478 00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:30,104 LOOK, I AM NOT READY FOR US TO BE AT MY PLACE. 479 00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,383 WHY? 480 00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:35,069 WELL, BECAUSE THERE'S JUST TOO MANY REMINDERS OF POOKIE. 481 00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:37,138 [rapid knocking on door] 482 00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:38,997 UH, OKAY, RICK, LOOK, I GOT TO GO, OKAY? 483 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,520 HOUSEKEEPING HAS LOST THEIR DAMN MIND. 484 00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:41,757 [banging on door] 485 00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:43,618 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA SEE YOU IN A BIT. 486 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,450 HEY! HEY! 487 00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:51,476 WHAT'S GOING ON, JASON? - OH, HEY, TASHA. 488 00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:52,412 SO I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING 489 00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:53,863 SOME TRASHY AFFAIR WITH RICK FOX? 490 00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:55,102 - SHH! 491 00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:58,003 TASHA, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. 492 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,550 - I WISH YOUR MOTHER HAD. 493 00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:02,481 LOOK, JASON, WHAT I DO IS MY BUSINESS. 494 00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:03,522 - NO, NO, NO. 495 00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:04,757 NO, YOU MADE IT MY BUSINESS 496 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,168 WHEN YOU DRAGGED MY WIFE INTO IT. 497 00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:07,962 - OH, BEST BELIEVE I'M THROUGH WITH HER ASS NOW. 498 00:17:07,964 --> 00:17:10,484 - TASHA, I WILL NOT ALLOW YOUR GHETTO ASS 499 00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:11,592 TO RUIN THIS MARRIAGE 500 00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:13,066 THE WAY YOU RUINED MY MARRIAGE WITH KELLY. 501 00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:15,068 - WHAT? WAIT, I RUINED WHAT? 502 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,928 - [mock stammer] DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR? 503 00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:19,311 "KELLY, YOU NEED TO BE MORE INDEPENDENT, GIRL. 504 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,590 "KELLY, YOU NEED TO DO YOUR OWN THING, GIRL. 505 00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:23,956 "KELLY, DON'T LISTEN TO THAT HIGH, YELLOW, 506 00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:25,414 BIG-HEADED HALF-DEVIL, GIRL!" 507 00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,383 - REALLY? YOU KNOW WHAT, JASON? 508 00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:28,928 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA STAND UP HERE 509 00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:31,071 WITH A STRAIGHT-ASS FACE, BLAMING ME 510 00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:33,338 FOR THE CRAP OF A HUSBAND YOU WERE TO KELLY, OKAY? 511 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,144 SO I GUESS THAT HEAD AIN'T THE ONLY THING BIG ON YOU, IS IT? 512 00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,587 - YOU KNOW, WHAT I HAD WITH KELLY, IT WASN'T PERFECT. 513 00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:40,336 - MM-MM. - BUT IT WAS A MARRIAGE. 514 00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:42,384 WE WERE A FAMILY. AND YOU DESTROYED THAT. 515 00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,169 AND THE ONLY REASON I LET YOU GET AWAY 516 00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,662 WITH WHAT YOU DID WAS BECAUSE 517 00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:47,545 I KNEW YOU COULDN'T GRASP ANY OF THAT. 518 00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:48,831 YOU COULDN'T WRAP YOUR SIMPLE HEAD 519 00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:50,207 AROUND THAT, COULD YOU? 520 00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:53,166 YOU'RE STILL JUST THIS SAD, BROKEN, TEENAGE GIRL 521 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,592 WITH AN ILLEGITIMATE BABY 522 00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:58,586 WITH PETTY, GHETTO ASPIRATIONS OF BLING AND WHIPS. 523 00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:00,826 YOU'RE PATHETIC. - JASON, STOP IT! 524 00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:02,237 YOU HAVE SAID WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY. 525 00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:04,901 LET'S GO HOME, PLEASE. 526 00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:11,933 - SO YOU SURE YOU GOT A HOME WITH HIM, CHARDONNAY? 527 00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:14,211 HMM? 528 00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:15,616 'CAUSE I'M SKEPTICAL. 529 00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,170 HE BUST INTO MY PLACE 530 00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:19,032 SPOUTIN' OFF ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE. 531 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:21,284 BUT ALL I'M REALLY HEARING IS "KELLY, KELLY, KELLY." 532 00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:22,515 - TASHA... 533 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:24,067 - WHEN YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HER ESCAPE PLAN WAS, 534 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:25,168 YOU JUST GIVE ME A RING. 535 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,482 - I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU WERE A DUDE, 536 00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:27,522 I WOULD BEAT YOUR ASS! 537 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:28,617 - JASON! - BEAT MY ASS, THEN! 538 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:29,830 - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, HUH? 539 00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:31,337 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING, HUH? 540 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,794 - GET OFF OF HIM! GET OFF OF HIM! 541 00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:35,143 - GET OFF OF ME, CHARDONNAY! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON? 542 00:18:35,137 --> 00:18:36,967 - WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM WHAT'S GOING ON, TASHA? 543 00:18:36,965 --> 00:18:38,655 - JASON, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. - GO AHEAD. 544 00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:40,095 - JASON, PLEASE. 545 00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:43,693 - TELL ME WHAT? 546 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,409 - IF YOU DON'T TELL HIM, I WILL. 547 00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:50,009 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39283

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