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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,480 - MY LEGS HURT. 2 00:00:08,517 --> 00:00:10,617 - YOU WANT THE ROLE, DON'T YOU? STAY FOCUSED ON THE MISSION. 3 00:00:10,655 --> 00:00:11,685 - MY BUTT HURTS. 4 00:00:11,724 --> 00:00:13,724 - NO PAIN, NO GAIN. 5 00:00:13,758 --> 00:00:15,028 - MY TEETH HURT. 6 00:00:15,068 --> 00:00:17,208 - OOH, THAT'S PROBABLY BAD. 7 00:00:17,241 --> 00:00:18,411 OH! HEY. 8 00:00:20,448 --> 00:00:22,068 - MAKE-OUT BREAK. 9 00:00:26,137 --> 00:00:27,097 - MM-MM. 10 00:00:27,137 --> 00:00:28,587 - WHAT? 11 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:30,660 - YOU KNOW, GIRL, DO NOT START SOMETHING YOU CAN'T FINISH. 12 00:00:30,689 --> 00:00:31,969 - [chuckles] WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,310 - YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS. 14 00:00:33,344 --> 00:00:35,524 ONCE AGAIN MY NAME IS NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S BLUE. 15 00:00:35,551 --> 00:00:36,691 - RELAX. 16 00:00:36,724 --> 00:00:37,974 I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS WHO KISS. 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,550 - WELL, IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS. 18 00:00:39,586 --> 00:00:41,096 WHAT IF I WANT TO DO MORE THAN JUST KISS? 19 00:00:41,137 --> 00:00:43,277 - WELL, THEN YOU NEED TO BE MORE THAN JUST MY FRIEND. 20 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,070 - LOOK, YOU KNOW WE'RE MORE THAN FRIENDS. 21 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:46,173 - OH, REALLY? 22 00:00:46,206 --> 00:00:47,336 WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THIS? 23 00:00:47,379 --> 00:00:49,069 - I DON'T KNOW. 24 00:00:49,103 --> 00:00:51,903 LOOK, I KNOW THAT I LIKE YOU, I KNOW I LIKE DOING THINGS 25 00:00:51,931 --> 00:00:55,481 WITH YOU, AND I KNOW I WANT TO KEEP DOING THINGS WITH YOU. 26 00:00:55,517 --> 00:00:56,757 NASTY THINGS WITH YOU. 27 00:00:56,793 --> 00:00:58,073 - [laughs] 28 00:00:58,103 --> 00:01:01,243 AND, SEE, NOW THAT IS WHY YOU'RE STANDING IN THE BUSHES 29 00:01:01,275 --> 00:01:02,755 WITH A CHUMPY. 30 00:01:02,793 --> 00:01:05,833 COME ON, LET'S GO FINISH THE MISSION. 31 00:01:05,862 --> 00:01:07,932 - I NEED A MINUTE. 32 00:01:10,931 --> 00:01:14,031 NAKED GRANDMA, NAKED GRANDMA, NAKED GRANDMA. 33 00:01:14,068 --> 00:01:15,278 AH, THERE WE GO. 34 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:16,340 [rock music] 35 00:01:16,379 --> 00:01:19,139 ♪ 36 00:01:25,344 --> 00:01:27,864 - HEY, POOK, WHAT YOU DOING? 37 00:01:27,896 --> 00:01:29,966 PLAYING WORDS WITH FRIENDS WITH YOUR PRISON WIFE? 38 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,720 - HA-HA, NO, BABY. 39 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,378 I'M WORKING ON MY NEW BUSINESS PLAN. 40 00:01:33,413 --> 00:01:36,073 YO, APPARENTLY YOUR BOY RICK FOX BOUGHT A GUN, 41 00:01:36,103 --> 00:01:38,693 SO HE WON'T BE NEEDING MY SECURITY SERVICES NOW. 42 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,004 - WHAT? - YEAH. 43 00:01:40,034 --> 00:01:41,074 - AH! 44 00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:44,033 DAMN THAT RICK FOX! 45 00:01:44,068 --> 00:01:47,308 LORD, YOU KNOW WHAT, MAY HE JUST SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE FACE. 46 00:01:47,344 --> 00:01:48,624 AMEN? [knock at door] 47 00:01:48,655 --> 00:01:50,405 - YEAH, SAY A PRAYER FOR ME TOO. 48 00:01:50,448 --> 00:01:51,758 BUSINESS IS SLOW DOWN HERE. 49 00:01:51,793 --> 00:01:53,483 I'M GONNA HAVE TO KEEP SOME OF MY CLIENTS UP NORTH 50 00:01:53,517 --> 00:01:54,757 JUST TO MAKE ENDS MEET. 51 00:01:54,793 --> 00:01:55,833 - YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, BABY. 52 00:01:55,862 --> 00:01:57,142 - [grunts] - OKAY? 53 00:01:57,172 --> 00:01:59,212 - MM-HMM. 54 00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:00,281 - OH. 55 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:01,620 - HEY, GIRL. - HEY. 56 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,095 - WHAT'S UP, POOKIE? - WHAT UP? WHAT UP? 57 00:02:03,137 --> 00:02:04,447 - SCARY MOVIE 5TIME. YOU READY? 58 00:02:04,482 --> 00:02:06,452 - YEAH, LET ME JUST GET MY WEED BAG. 59 00:02:06,482 --> 00:02:08,342 - YO, WEED? - I MEAN MY PURSE. 60 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:09,518 - FOR REAL? 61 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:10,660 - OKAY, AND DO NOT JUDGE ME. 62 00:02:10,689 --> 00:02:11,689 YOU KNOW I HAVE GLAUCOMAS. 63 00:02:11,724 --> 00:02:12,764 - YEAH, RIGHT. 64 00:02:12,793 --> 00:02:13,973 - ALL RIGHT, POOKIE. - ALL RIGHT. 65 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,450 - LOVE YOU. - ALL RIGHT. LOVE YOU TOO. 66 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:16,832 - BYE, POOKIE. - ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL BE GOOD. 67 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:17,972 - OH, WE GONNA BE GOOD. 68 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,070 - ALL RIGHT. 69 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:22,276 - MM. 70 00:02:24,931 --> 00:02:25,971 HEY. 71 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,340 - OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 72 00:02:27,379 --> 00:02:29,069 - WHAT THE HELL? 73 00:02:29,103 --> 00:02:31,103 SO WE NOT GONNA GO SEE SCARY MOVIE 5? 74 00:02:31,137 --> 00:02:33,657 - SPOILER ALERT: GIRL, IT AIN'T BEEN FUNNY SINCE THE WAYANS. 75 00:02:33,689 --> 00:02:35,449 - YOU KNOW WHAT, TASHA, THIS IS SOME B.S. 76 00:02:35,482 --> 00:02:36,592 NOW I'M ABOUT TO MISS MY MOVIE 77 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:38,310 BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR... 78 00:02:38,344 --> 00:02:40,174 VEHICULAR FREAKNIK. 79 00:02:40,206 --> 00:02:42,136 - DON'T WORRY, JASON'S WIFE. 80 00:02:42,172 --> 00:02:45,002 I'M NOT DOING THIS BACK-AND-FORTH ANYMORE. 81 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,554 TASHA, IT'S EITHER ME OR PINKIE. 82 00:02:46,586 --> 00:02:48,926 - POOKIE. - WHATEVER. CHOOSE. 83 00:02:48,965 --> 00:02:50,895 - LOOK, RICK, I'M TIRED OF CHEATING, TOO, OKAY? 84 00:02:50,931 --> 00:02:52,031 IT AIN'T IN MY BLOOD. 85 00:02:52,068 --> 00:02:54,378 GIVES ME AGITA. 86 00:02:54,413 --> 00:02:56,553 LOOK, I LOVE YOU, RICK, OKAY? 87 00:02:56,586 --> 00:02:58,376 AND I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU. 88 00:02:58,413 --> 00:03:00,933 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET PINKY GO-- POOKIE. 89 00:03:00,965 --> 00:03:03,585 - REALLY? - REALLY. 90 00:03:08,827 --> 00:03:10,067 - [sighs] 91 00:03:10,103 --> 00:03:11,623 POOR, POOR POOKIE. 92 00:03:11,655 --> 00:03:13,655 - OH, GOD. WAIT, POOKIE. 93 00:03:13,689 --> 00:03:15,659 I GOT TO BREAK THE NEWS TO HIM. 94 00:03:15,689 --> 00:03:17,339 - OOH, USE SPEAKERPHONE. 95 00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:18,619 - NO. 96 00:03:18,655 --> 00:03:19,855 COME ON, RICK, ME AND POOKIE, 97 00:03:19,896 --> 00:03:20,996 WE'VE BEEN DOWN FOR EACH OTHER 98 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,384 SINCE WE WERE KIDS, ALL RIGHT? 99 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:24,243 I'VE ALREADY DONE ENOUGH TO HURT HIM. 100 00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:25,995 JUST GIVE ME A DAY OR TWO, OKAY? 101 00:03:27,344 --> 00:03:29,034 - ALL RIGHT, BABE, I GOT YOU. 102 00:03:30,931 --> 00:03:32,411 - [chuckles] 103 00:03:32,448 --> 00:03:34,168 - ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? 104 00:03:34,206 --> 00:03:35,476 - IT'S HARD TO GET MY PANTS OFF. 105 00:03:35,517 --> 00:03:37,067 - NO, NO, NO, I'M GONNA GET THESE PANTS OFF. 106 00:03:37,103 --> 00:03:38,383 - YEAH, GET IT. BABY. 107 00:03:38,413 --> 00:03:39,693 - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU MIGHT WANT TO HURRY UP 108 00:03:39,724 --> 00:03:40,864 AND CATCH THAT MOVIE. 109 00:03:40,896 --> 00:03:42,996 - YEAH, TWICE. 110 00:03:47,344 --> 00:03:48,594 - WELL, WELL, WELL. 111 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:49,690 MISS SHEIBANI. 112 00:03:49,724 --> 00:03:51,244 WE MEET AGAIN. 113 00:03:51,275 --> 00:03:52,785 - MR. WRIGHT. 114 00:03:52,827 --> 00:03:54,717 WELL, I KNOW YOU'VE CALLED MY 115 00:03:54,758 --> 00:03:56,238 OFFICE SEVERAL TIMES FOR A MEETING, 116 00:03:56,275 --> 00:03:57,925 BUT LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE, 117 00:03:57,965 --> 00:03:59,925 WE'RE JUST IN DIFFERENT BUSINESSES. 118 00:03:59,965 --> 00:04:02,405 NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A MEETING 119 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:04,828 WITH AN UP-AND-COMING JAPANESE TEXTILE IMPORTER, 120 00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:08,452 MR. TEMPURA, AND I-- 121 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:09,592 OH, GOD. 122 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:11,280 - ARIGATO. 123 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:12,450 I WAS GONNA GO WITH MR. MIYAGI, 124 00:04:12,482 --> 00:04:13,972 BUT IT FELT TOO JOKEY. 125 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,660 NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 126 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,209 - I TOLD YOU, I AM NOT 127 00:04:17,241 --> 00:04:18,721 INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH YOU 128 00:04:18,757 --> 00:04:20,857 UNLESS YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT TAKING YOUR BRAND 129 00:04:20,896 --> 00:04:21,996 TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 130 00:04:22,034 --> 00:04:24,074 AND YOUR BADONKADONK BURGER JOINT 131 00:04:24,103 --> 00:04:25,593 DOESN'T SAY SERIOUS OR NEXT LEVEL. 132 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:26,970 IT SAYS HEART DISEASE. 133 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:34,310 - WELL, I BROUGHT ALONG 50,000 OF MY FRIENDS. 134 00:04:34,344 --> 00:04:37,104 BOOM, BOOM. 135 00:04:37,137 --> 00:04:40,167 THEY CAN VOUCH FOR JUST HOW SERIOUS I AM. 136 00:04:40,206 --> 00:04:41,546 I WAS GONNA PUT IT IN A BRIEFCASE, 137 00:04:41,586 --> 00:04:43,856 BUT IT FELT TOO JOKEY. 138 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:45,446 - GOOD-BYE, MALIK. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 139 00:04:45,482 --> 00:04:48,002 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, MISS SHEIBANI. 140 00:04:48,034 --> 00:04:50,934 YES, I COULD GO WITH ANOTHER BUSINESS CONSULTANT, 141 00:04:50,965 --> 00:04:52,475 BUT I'VE DONE MY RESEARCH. 142 00:04:52,517 --> 00:04:53,997 I LOVE THE WAY YOU DO BUSINESS. 143 00:04:54,034 --> 00:04:56,144 YOU'RE YOUNG, YOU'RE FLY, YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL, 144 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:59,412 YOU'RE--YOU'RE THE FEMALE VERSION OF MALIK WRIGHT. 145 00:04:59,448 --> 00:05:01,308 AND I SEE YOU SPORT THE WIDOW'S PEAK TOO. 146 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:02,764 I LOVE THAT. LOVE-- 147 00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:04,313 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 148 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:05,384 MISS SHEIBANI, YOU KNOW WHAT? 149 00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:07,003 I'M SORRY. 150 00:05:07,034 --> 00:05:11,624 IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, MY SHELF LIFE AS AN ATHLETE IS ALMOST UP. 151 00:05:11,655 --> 00:05:16,655 AND I REALLY WANT TO--NO, I NEED TO CREATE A FUTURE FOR MYSELF. 152 00:05:16,689 --> 00:05:21,029 AND MY GUT IS TELLING ME THAT'S WITH YOU. 153 00:05:21,068 --> 00:05:25,208 - I LIKED THE PART WHERE YOU CALLED ME YOUNG AND FLY. 154 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,551 OKAY. 155 00:05:26,586 --> 00:05:28,896 IF YOU ARE AS SERIOUS AS YOU SOUND, 156 00:05:28,931 --> 00:05:32,381 MEET ME AT SHEIBANI TOWERS TOMORROW, 11:00 A.M., 157 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:34,593 SUITE 3512, OKAY? 158 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:37,310 BE THERE ON TIME OR DO NOT BE THERE AT ALL. 159 00:05:37,344 --> 00:05:38,694 - I GOT IT. 160 00:05:38,724 --> 00:05:39,904 I'LL BE THERE 11:00 A.M. 161 00:05:39,931 --> 00:05:41,411 TOMORROW MORNING. 162 00:05:41,448 --> 00:05:43,898 - OKAY, LADIES. 163 00:05:43,931 --> 00:05:46,791 [bell dinging] ALL RIGHT, LADIES, LADIES. 164 00:05:46,827 --> 00:05:50,097 HEIFERS! HEIFERS! 165 00:05:50,137 --> 00:05:51,277 DAMN. 166 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,590 THANK YOU. 167 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,970 AS YOU KNOW, I AM YOUR NEW SUNBEAM PRESIDENT. 168 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 SO FEEL FREE TO HENCEFORTH AND FORTHWITH REFER 169 00:05:58,034 --> 00:06:00,034 TO ME AS MADAM PRESIDENT. 170 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,068 OH, AND TO MY LATINAS, IT'S EL PRESIDENTE. 171 00:06:02,103 --> 00:06:04,523 AND TO YOU HOOD RATS, IT'S THE DON-DADA. 172 00:06:04,551 --> 00:06:06,591 AND SO ON AND SO FORTH. 173 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:07,790 - WHAT ABOUT LYING? 174 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:09,787 - OOH, EXCUSE YOU, NEWBIE. 175 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:11,757 OKAY, EL PRESIDENTE IS STILL HABLA-ING. 176 00:06:11,793 --> 00:06:14,003 - [chuckles] - NOW, PRE-SEASON, 177 00:06:14,034 --> 00:06:15,664 IT IS COMING UP ON US, OKAY? 178 00:06:15,689 --> 00:06:17,719 SO I HAVE A LIST OF ACTIVITIES, 179 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:19,928 AND I'M GONNA BE NEEDING SOME VOLUNTEERS FOR IT. 180 00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:21,965 SO I'M GONNA START WITH YOU ROOKIE SUNBEAMS. 181 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,340 - OKAY. 182 00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:24,759 OOH, BAKE SALE. 183 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:28,213 GOT MY NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER THAT, LITERALLY. 184 00:06:28,241 --> 00:06:33,381 CHARDONIZZAY. OKAY. 185 00:06:33,413 --> 00:06:35,623 I'M JUST PLAYING. 186 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:36,995 - EW. 187 00:06:37,034 --> 00:06:39,694 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT SURE 188 00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:42,344 I'M GONNA BE A SUNBEAM MUCH LONGER. 189 00:06:42,379 --> 00:06:43,899 - WHY? WHAT ELSE YOU GOT TO DO? 190 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:46,411 - WELL, I'M NOT REALLY COMFORTABLE DISCUSSING 191 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,688 MY BUSINESS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 192 00:06:48,724 --> 00:06:50,594 - IS THIS SEX BUSINESS? 193 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:53,520 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 194 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:54,661 - OH, HELL. 195 00:06:54,689 --> 00:06:55,859 ALL RIGHT, WRAP IT UP, LADIES. 196 00:06:55,896 --> 00:06:57,406 [bell dinging] 197 00:06:57,448 --> 00:06:58,998 KEIRA'S ABOUT TO LOSE BLUE OVER SOME SEX BUSINESS. 198 00:06:59,034 --> 00:07:00,454 NOW I DON'T KNOW IF SHE FREAKY-DEAKY 199 00:07:00,482 --> 00:07:01,832 OR SHE AIN'T FREAKY ENOUGH, OKAY? 200 00:07:01,862 --> 00:07:03,482 BUT I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE RECONVENE. 201 00:07:03,517 --> 00:07:05,657 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT FOR NOW, SUNBEAMS. 202 00:07:05,689 --> 00:07:07,139 GO ON, LADIES. GET UP OUT OF HERE. 203 00:07:07,172 --> 00:07:09,242 YOU HEARD THE BELL. [bell dings] 204 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:11,235 ALL RIGHT. 205 00:07:11,275 --> 00:07:13,335 THANK YOU. 206 00:07:13,379 --> 00:07:15,789 UH-UH, NOT YOU, CINDERELLA. 207 00:07:15,827 --> 00:07:17,617 I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THAT LITTLE LIAR REMARK, OKAY? 208 00:07:17,655 --> 00:07:19,405 YOUR ROOKIE BUTT, GIRL, YOU GOT CLEANUP DUTY. 209 00:07:19,448 --> 00:07:21,168 - [scoffs] WHATEVER. 210 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:23,856 - GO ON. - BOSSY. 211 00:07:23,896 --> 00:07:26,406 - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, LITTLE GIRL? 212 00:07:26,448 --> 00:07:27,968 - THINGS ARE JUST KIND OF GETTING OUT OF HAND 213 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,660 WITH ME AND BLUE. 214 00:07:29,689 --> 00:07:30,759 - OH, LORD. 215 00:07:30,793 --> 00:07:32,763 IF HE BEAT YOU, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 216 00:07:32,793 --> 00:07:33,833 WE GOT A REAL BIG GAME THIS W-- 217 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,622 - NO, HE DIDN'T BEAT ME. 218 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:38,685 - WELL, THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 219 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:39,764 HE TOO BIG? 220 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,173 HE TOO SMALL? 221 00:07:41,206 --> 00:07:43,756 NO, NO, HE TOO BIG, HUH? 222 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:45,903 HE GOT ONE OF THEM ELEPHANT TRUNKS, DON'T HE? 223 00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:47,101 - UM, I DON'T KNOW. 224 00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:49,447 I'VE NEVER SEEN IT. 225 00:07:49,482 --> 00:07:50,622 - WHY NOT? 226 00:07:50,655 --> 00:07:52,205 - BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER DONE IT. 227 00:07:52,241 --> 00:07:56,281 AND I'M NOT EVEN SURE I WANT HIM TO BE MY FIRST. 228 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,340 - FIRST WHAT? 229 00:07:57,379 --> 00:07:58,479 FIRST FOOTBALL PLAYER? 230 00:07:58,517 --> 00:07:59,717 - NO. 231 00:07:59,758 --> 00:08:01,238 - YOUR FIRST BLACK MAN? 232 00:08:01,275 --> 00:08:03,995 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT, I READ ABOUT YOU AND THAT McCULKIN. 233 00:08:04,034 --> 00:08:05,694 - NO. 234 00:08:05,724 --> 00:08:07,484 - WELL, DAMN, YOU CAN'T MEAN 235 00:08:07,517 --> 00:08:09,547 THAT YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE. 236 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,382 - A VIRGIN? 237 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:20,523 GIRL, WAIT A MINUTE. AIN'T YOU ABOUT 25? 238 00:08:20,551 --> 00:08:21,791 - IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 239 00:08:21,827 --> 00:08:22,857 I JUST HAVEN'T MET THE GUY THAT 240 00:08:22,896 --> 00:08:23,926 I WANT TO GO THERE WITH. 241 00:08:23,965 --> 00:08:25,475 YOU KNOW, ALL THE GUYS I MEET 242 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:27,827 ARE ACTORS OR DIRECTORS OR SOME BALLERS 243 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:29,212 AND JUST GUYS THAT WANT 244 00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:30,761 TO RUN THROUGH A BUNCH OF CHICKS LIKE MALIK. 245 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:31,973 NO OFFENSE. 246 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,830 - NONE TAKEN. GIRL, MY SON IS DISGUSTING. 247 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:34,861 - DISGUSTING. 248 00:08:34,895 --> 00:08:36,165 - I KNOW WHERE YOU COMING FROM, 249 00:08:36,206 --> 00:08:37,336 BUT IF I WOULD HAVE BELIEVED 250 00:08:37,379 --> 00:08:38,829 EVERYTHING I HEARD ABOUT FOOTBALL PLAYERS, 251 00:08:38,861 --> 00:08:40,211 I NEVER WOULD HAVE GOT WITH JASON. 252 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:42,241 I THINK EVERYBODY DESERVES A BLANK CANVAS. 253 00:08:42,275 --> 00:08:45,785 - PSSH, BUMP A BLANK CANVAS. OKAY, LOVE IS MESSY. 254 00:08:45,827 --> 00:08:47,137 IT AIN'T EVER BEEN A PRETTY PICTURE. 255 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:48,482 I MEAN, SOMETIMES IT'S MUSCULAR, 256 00:08:48,517 --> 00:08:50,857 STOCKY, WITH TWO STRIKES. 257 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:54,376 OTHER TIMES IT'S BIG, DUMB, WITH JOHNNY MATHIS HAIR. 258 00:08:54,413 --> 00:08:55,933 SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 259 00:08:55,965 --> 00:08:58,205 WHAT, YOU JUST GONNA WALK THROUGH LIFE WITH WHITE WALLS? 260 00:08:58,241 --> 00:08:59,721 NO, YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO COME IN THERE 261 00:08:59,758 --> 00:09:02,588 AND JUST BANG THEM WALLS OUT, JUST... [growls] 262 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:05,720 - UH, OKAY, I APPRECIATE THE MOTHERLY ADVICE. 263 00:09:05,758 --> 00:09:08,238 BUT I'M GOOD. I'M JUST GONNA STICK TO MY LIST, 264 00:09:08,275 --> 00:09:09,925 AND WHEN I MEET THE GUY THAT LIVES UP TO IT, 265 00:09:09,965 --> 00:09:13,615 THEN MAYBE I'LL THINK ABOUT LETTING MY WALLS COME DOWN. 266 00:09:13,655 --> 00:09:15,235 - WELL, GIRL, WHAT'S ON YOUR LIST? 267 00:09:15,275 --> 00:09:16,585 - [chuckles] 268 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,900 - WELL, "A," SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T THINK 269 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:21,761 WINING AND DINING ME IS GONNA GET THEM IN MY PANTS. 270 00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:23,723 I CAN PAY FOR MY OWN FOOD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 271 00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:25,408 - YES. - MM, OKAY. 272 00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:26,828 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 273 00:09:26,862 --> 00:09:29,282 - "B," SOMEONE WHO HAS MY BACK FOR A CHANGE. 274 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:31,310 I'M TIRED OF BEING SOMEONE'S ARM CANDY. 275 00:09:31,344 --> 00:09:32,524 IT'D BE NICE TO, YOU KNOW, 276 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:34,411 HAVE SOMEONE CARE ABOUT MY CAREER. 277 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,968 - MM-HMM. - ANYTHING ELSE, PRINCESS. 278 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,280 - SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH EVEN WHEN THINGS ARE BAD. 279 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:43,000 - AW. 280 00:09:43,034 --> 00:09:46,104 - GIRL, I'M GETTING READY TO DO IT RIGHT NOW. 281 00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:48,547 JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE AIN'T NO SHARP OBJECTS UP IN HERE. 282 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:50,716 OKAY, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HE GOT TWO STRIKES. 283 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,548 I AIN'T TRYING TO GET TO THREE. 284 00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:55,236 OKAY? 285 00:09:55,275 --> 00:09:56,715 ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU LATER, BABY. 286 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:58,688 BYE. 287 00:10:03,448 --> 00:10:04,448 - HEY, BABE. 288 00:10:04,482 --> 00:10:05,692 - HEY. - HUH? 289 00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:07,344 JUST GOT MY INTERNATIONAL FLYING PAPERS. 290 00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:10,069 AND I'M HEADED TO JUAREZ WITH 2 CHAINZ. 291 00:10:10,103 --> 00:10:11,693 - OKAY, SO, WAIT, SO YOU HEADED TO MEXICO, 292 00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:13,934 BUT YOU GONNA LEAVE MY HOUSE LOOKING LIKE LIKE TIJUANA 293 00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:15,305 AFTER THE CARTEL DONE RAN THROUGH IT? 294 00:10:15,344 --> 00:10:16,724 SOMETHING GOT TO GIVE, POOK. 295 00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:18,278 - OH, WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. 296 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:21,550 THIS--THIS IS A SIDE EFFECT OF THE "CHANGE," ISN'T IT? 297 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:23,026 - HOW DARE YOU? 298 00:10:23,068 --> 00:10:25,828 OKAY, THE ONLY THING NEEDS TO "CHANGE" UP IN HERE IS YOU. 299 00:10:25,862 --> 00:10:27,622 HELL, YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME, POOK, DAMN. 300 00:10:27,655 --> 00:10:31,025 I NEED SOME SPACE. 301 00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:33,338 - TASHA, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 302 00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:34,719 - LOOK, I'M SAYING, I'M TIRED 303 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:36,408 OF LOOKING AT YOUR MESS, OKAY? 304 00:10:36,448 --> 00:10:38,028 I'M TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUR SOCKS. 305 00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:39,378 TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUR BOOKS. 306 00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:41,103 TERRY MCMILLAN, TOM CLANCY, 307 00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:42,167 YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 308 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,896 PICK A DAMN GENRE. 309 00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:45,001 OH, AND REALLY? 310 00:10:45,034 --> 00:10:46,034 WHAT IS THIS? 311 00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:47,278 - [stammers] 312 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:50,100 - OH, OH, OKAY, WHAT, A DIAMOND PINKIE RING? 313 00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:52,657 SO WHAT THE HELL, YOU DOING A BLAXPLOITATION MOVIE NOW? 314 00:10:52,689 --> 00:10:55,999 - NO, IT'S AN EMERALD-SHAPED DIAMOND. 315 00:10:56,034 --> 00:10:58,864 THE SAME ONE JAMES DEBARGE GAVE TO JANET JACKSON. 316 00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:00,516 SAME ONE THAT YOU SAID THAT YOU 317 00:11:00,551 --> 00:11:02,481 WANTED WHEN YOU SAW THEM ON SOUL TRAIN 318 00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:04,547 WHEN WE WERE LITTLE KIDS, HMM? 319 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:10,481 - OH, GOD, POOK. 320 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:16,617 - LOOK, LATASHA MACK, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 321 00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:18,165 - YES. 322 00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:19,926 YES! 323 00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:21,655 YES. YES! 324 00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:23,929 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BABY. 325 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:26,235 both: OH. 326 00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:27,405 - OOH. 327 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,858 - YO, MY MAN. 328 00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:45,136 WHAT'S UP WITH THE ELEVATORS? 329 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,592 - OH, THEY'LL BE BACK UP IN 15 MINUTES. 330 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:47,970 - DAMN. 331 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,970 MAN, I GOT A MEETING ON THE 35TH FLOOR AT 11:00. 332 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,280 - IT'S ONLY 10:52, MAN. 333 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,450 YOU'RE GOOD. 334 00:11:53,482 --> 00:11:54,932 - THE MEETING AIN'T WITH BLACK PEOPLE. 335 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,375 - OH, YOU SCREWED, BRO. 336 00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:11,241 [cell phone rings] 337 00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:12,715 - HELLO. - SHUT UP. 338 00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:13,858 I'M ENGAGED TO POOKIE. 339 00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:15,026 - ENGAGED? 340 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,278 THOUGHT YOU WAS ABOUT TO BREAK UP WITH POOKIE? 341 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:17,620 - I KNOW, GIRL. I TRIED. 342 00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:19,305 I PICKED A FIGHT WITH HIM AND EVERYTHING. 343 00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:23,794 BUT INSTEAD, GIRL, HE GAVE ME THE JANET RING. 344 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,757 [singsong] A JANET RING. 345 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:27,313 [chuckles] 346 00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:34,901 GIRL, WHEN POOKIE PUT THIS RING ON MY FINGER, 347 00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:36,621 HONEY, MY WHOLE LIFE WITH US, 348 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,275 IT JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES. 349 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:39,380 MM-HMM. 350 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,383 I SAW US RETIRING IN RICHMOND. 351 00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:43,213 GIRL, WE HAD A WHITE CHAIN-LINKED FENCE, 352 00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:45,691 AND WE HAD A YARD FULL OF PIT BULLS. 353 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:46,764 IT WAS NICE. 354 00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:47,833 - HOLD UP. 355 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,102 WHAT HAPPENED TO "RICK, I LOVE YOU, 356 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:50,617 "YOU THE ONLY MAN FOR ME, 357 00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,685 "AND LET'S DO IT ALL UP AND THROUGH CHARDONNAY'S CAR 358 00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,594 "WITHOUT EVEN HAVING THE DECENCY 359 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,590 OF GETTING IT DETAILED AFTERWARDS, RICK"? 360 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:57,930 - WHO YOU TALKING TO? 361 00:12:57,965 --> 00:12:59,585 - OOH, GOT TO GO. 362 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:00,760 HUH? 363 00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:02,283 - YOU SAID RICK. 364 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:04,450 WERE YOU JUST TALKING TO RICK FOX? 365 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:05,862 - UM, MM-HMM. 366 00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:07,716 HE WANTS TO COME TO SPADONNAY 367 00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:09,828 AND GET A CONSULTATION, A HAIR CONSULTATION. 368 00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:12,552 YEAH, HE WAS LIKE, "SO DO I ROCK THE CURLS, 369 00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:14,896 "DO I KEEP IT LOW, GO ALL GRAY?" 370 00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:16,311 YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE A DOCTOR. 371 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:17,794 - RIGHT, RIGHT, WELL, I HOPE 372 00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:18,787 YOU TOLD HIM TO ROCK THE GRAY. 373 00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:20,237 - PSSH, YOU KNOW I DID. 374 00:13:20,275 --> 00:13:21,895 - [chuckles] 375 00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:35,616 - HEY! 376 00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:37,135 - UH, IT'S OKAY, LYNN. 377 00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:39,522 - YEAH, LYNN, WE'RE GOOD. 378 00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:42,481 THANK YOU. SHE'S A SWEETHEART. 379 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,547 OKAY, WE CAN START THE MEETING NOW. 380 00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:46,206 - THERE IS NO MEETING. 381 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,691 - NO, NO, NO, NO, I MADE IT, GIRL. 382 00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:49,144 I GOT, LIKE, A MINUTE TO SPARE. 383 00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:50,312 COME ON, NOW. 384 00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:51,794 - THERE WAS NEVER A MEETING, MALIK. 385 00:13:51,827 --> 00:13:53,137 THIS WAS A TEST. 386 00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:55,142 I REALLY WANTED TO SEE HOW SERIOUS YOU WERE, 387 00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:57,832 SO I HAD THE ELEVATOR SHUT DOWN. 388 00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,972 AND I HAVE TO SAY, I'M IMPRESSED. 389 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,900 - WELL, I HAVE TO SAY YOU A DIRTY, MANIPULATIVE SNOB. 390 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,451 AND YOU CAN KISS MY SWEATY, 391 00:14:04,482 --> 00:14:06,452 STINKY BLACK BUTT. 392 00:14:06,482 --> 00:14:09,002 - ARE YOU FINISHED? - HELL, NO, I AIN'T FINISHED. 393 00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:11,004 CAN YOU VALIDATE MY PARKING? 394 00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:12,554 - OF COURSE, BUT BEFORE YOU GO, 395 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,236 THERE ARE A FEW IMPORTANT 396 00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:17,025 GENTLEMEN THAT I WOULD REALLY LIKE YOU TO MEET. 397 00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:19,618 SEND THEM IN, LYNN. 398 00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:22,205 THESE GENTLEMEN ARE LOOKING FOR A SPOKESMAN AND PARTNER 399 00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:25,001 FOR THEIR NEW LINE OF ENERGY DRINK. 400 00:14:25,034 --> 00:14:26,484 THIS COULD BE HUGE. 401 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:29,857 I MEAN, NEXT LEVEL HUGE, OKAY? 402 00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:32,236 THINK 50 CENT AND VITAMIN WATER. 403 00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:34,825 BUT THERE'S NO VITAMINS AND WE'RE STILL WAITING TO HEAR 404 00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:37,662 FROM THE FDA IF WE CAN ACTUALLY CALL IT WATER. 405 00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:39,619 - WE'RE EXCITED TO BE IN BUSINESS WITH YOU, MALIK. 406 00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:42,655 A MAN WHO CAN RUN UP 35 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS IN 7 MINUTES? 407 00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:44,139 PERFECT FACE FOR OUR BRAND, 408 00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:46,142 BASICALLY WATER. 409 00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:48,622 - SO THE NAME OF THE PRODUCT IS "BASICALLY WATER"? 410 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,685 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 411 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:50,834 FEELS JOKEY, RIGHT? 412 00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:52,002 - NO, NO, NO, MM-MM. 413 00:14:52,034 --> 00:14:53,384 NOT TO ME. 414 00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:56,383 - WELL, THEN CONGRATULATIONS, PARTNER. 415 00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:58,623 - [chuckles] 416 00:14:58,655 --> 00:14:59,715 - WELCOME ABOARD. 417 00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:01,718 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. 418 00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:04,788 [cell phone buzzing] 419 00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:05,897 - DAMN. 420 00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:12,973 HEY, RICK. 421 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000 - SO DID YOU DO IT? 422 00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:17,974 - OH, YEAH. 423 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,620 I DID IT ALL RIGHT. 424 00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:21,972 - OH, HI. 425 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,930 - OH, I SEE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. WHEW. 426 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,585 - SORRY. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LEARN THESE LINES. 427 00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:30,720 - OH, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN AVOIDING ME 428 00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:31,928 AFTER OUR RUN THE OTHER DAY. 429 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,305 - NO. [chuckles] 430 00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:34,934 NO. NO. 431 00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:38,065 BUT, YOU KNOW, I--THIS AUDITION 432 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,143 IS TOMORROW, AND I JUST, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO NAIL IT. 433 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,932 - WELL, YOU STILL GOT TO EAT. 434 00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:44,335 I'LL WHIP YOU UP SOMETHING. 435 00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:48,206 OOH, COBWEBS. 436 00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:49,761 - EXCUSE YOU. 437 00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:51,033 THERE IS PLENTY IN THERE. 438 00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,518 TOP SHELF, CHAMPAGNE. 439 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,171 BOTTOM SHELF, HALF CAN OF TUNA. 440 00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:55,786 AND IN THE CUPBOARD YOU HAVE SALTINES. 441 00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:57,207 BOOM. 442 00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:58,761 - HA. SWEET. 443 00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:03,033 CHAMPAGNE TUNA CASSEROLE COMING UP. 444 00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:05,478 YOU KNOW, I COULD HELP YOU WITH YOUR LINES IF YOU WANT. 445 00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:06,967 I'VE DONE THREE COMMERCIALS. 446 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,690 - MM. 447 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:13,144 - YOU KNOW WHAT, LET ME SEE YOUR SIDES. 448 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,762 WHAT? THAT'S ACTOR SPEAK. 449 00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:16,343 - I KNOW, BUT THIS IS A SCRIPT. 450 00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:17,449 - OH. 451 00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:19,412 EXCUSE ME. 452 00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:22,338 - IT'S AN INDIE, AND I PLAY A GROCERY STORE CLERK 453 00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:23,999 WHO'S FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF TOWN 454 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:25,974 WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE OWNER'S SON. 455 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,760 - LET'S GO. 456 00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:29,693 "THE SHIPMENT OF EGGS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY NOW. 457 00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:31,624 MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME." 458 00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:32,825 - "YOU? 459 00:16:32,862 --> 00:16:34,932 "I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET FIRED. 460 00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:37,165 I NEED THIS JOB TO PAY FOR MY MOM'S OPERATION." 461 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:38,336 - "DON'T WORRY. 462 00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:40,929 WHATEVER HAPPENS, I HAVE YOUR BACK." 463 00:16:43,689 --> 00:16:44,759 WHAT? 464 00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:45,933 IT SAYS HERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO KISS. 465 00:16:45,965 --> 00:16:48,235 - FORGET IT. THIS IS STUPID. 466 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:52,965 - OKAY, I'LL JUST GO BACK TO MY TUNA CASSEROLE SURPRISE. 467 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,900 - I JUST CAN'T TURN IT ON. 468 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,521 IT'S YOU, AND IT'S ME. 469 00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:57,971 IT'S WEIRD. 470 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,280 YOU KNOW IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT? 471 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,930 - OKAY, SO I'M NOT ME, AND YOU'RE NOT YOU. 472 00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,135 - OKAY. 473 00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:05,282 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 474 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:07,000 WHEN I HAD TO DO THOSE SANDWICH COMMERCIALS, 475 00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:08,834 EVEN AFTER FIVE TAKES OF FIVE FOOT-LONGS, 476 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,932 I STILL HAD TO ACT LIKE I WAS HUNGRY. 477 00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:12,694 I HAD TO CHANNEL MY EMOTIONS. 478 00:17:12,723 --> 00:17:13,933 YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO? 479 00:17:13,964 --> 00:17:15,214 - HMM? 480 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:19,211 - I HAD TO REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID, HOME ALONE, 481 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:21,341 AND BOTH MY PARENTS WERE DEPLOYED, 482 00:17:21,378 --> 00:17:22,758 AND, YOU KNOW, I HAD TO MAKE DINNER 483 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:26,142 OUT OF WHATEVER WAS IN THE FRIDGE. 484 00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:30,312 HENCE... 485 00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:32,934 CHAMPAGNE TUNA SURPRISE WAS BORN... 486 00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:35,855 AND TURKEY NOODLE KETCHUP AMBUSH... 487 00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:38,276 AND SWEET POTATO AVOCADO MEDLEY. 488 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:39,410 THE LIST JUST GOES ON. 489 00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:41,548 - YEAH, I SEE. - MM-HMM. 490 00:17:41,586 --> 00:17:43,336 - ♪ DUH-DUH-DUH 491 00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:51,275 IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF GOOD. 492 00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:53,310 - YEAH, THANK YOU. 493 00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:54,664 - [chuckles] 494 00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,899 - "THAT SHIPMENT OF EGGS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY NOW. 495 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:04,211 MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME." 496 00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:05,521 - "YOU? 497 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,001 "I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET FIRED. 498 00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:11,484 AND I NEED THIS JOB TO PAY FOR MY MOM'S OPERATION." 499 00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:13,167 - "DON'T WORRY. 500 00:18:13,206 --> 00:18:18,206 WHATEVER HAPPENS, I HAVE YOUR BACK." 501 00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:20,241 [Emeli Sande's River] 502 00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:22,785 - ♪ FOLLOW ME 503 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:25,897 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER 504 00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:30,031 ♪ I'LL DO THE RUNNING FOR YOU 505 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,068 ♪ FOLLOW ME 506 00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:34,863 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER 507 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,966 ♪ I'LL MOVE THE MOUNTAINS 508 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,860 ♪ FOR YOU 509 00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:41,276 ♪ FOLLOW ME 510 00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,970 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER 511 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,340 ♪ I'M HERE 512 00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:47,619 ♪ TO KEEP YOU FLOATING 513 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:50,445 ♪ FOLLOW ME 514 00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:53,452 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER 515 00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:54,522 ♪ I'M HERE 516 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,211 ♪ TO KEEP YOU FLOATING 517 00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:59,861 ♪ FOLLOW ME 518 00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:03,136 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER 519 00:19:03,172 --> 00:19:06,832 ♪ RIVER, RIVER, YEAH 520 00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:09,282 ♪ FOLLOW ME 521 00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:23,141 ♪ 522 00:19:23,191 --> 00:19:27,741 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35848

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