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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,379 --> 00:00:08,169 - HEY, IT'S ME RICK...FOX. 2 00:00:08,172 --> 00:00:09,762 SO LOOK, I CAN'T TO SEE YOU 3 00:00:09,758 --> 00:00:11,238 AT MALIK'S INVESTMENT THING TONIGHT. 4 00:00:11,241 --> 00:00:12,381 I'LL BRING MY CHECKBOOK. 5 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,279 YOU BE SURE TO BRING SOME CONDOMS. 6 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,305 OR DON'T. 7 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:16,520 [door clicks open] 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,717 [phone button beeps] 9 00:00:17,724 --> 00:00:19,764 - LAST ONE. - MM. 10 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:22,408 - WE ARE OFFICIALLY BUNKMATES. 11 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,863 - MM! WELL, LOOK AT YOU. 12 00:00:24,862 --> 00:00:27,522 LOOKIN' LIKE A LIVIN', BREATHIN', BOX-MOVIN' ADONIS. 13 00:00:27,517 --> 00:00:28,447 [giggling] 14 00:00:28,448 --> 00:00:29,858 - DAMN, BABY. 15 00:00:29,862 --> 00:00:31,412 IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO UNPACK ALL THESE BOXES, 16 00:00:31,413 --> 00:00:33,623 I WOULD ESCORT YOUR PRETTY ASS TO THE PARTY. 17 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:34,550 - [laughing] 18 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:35,931 - LOOK AT YOU. 19 00:00:35,931 --> 00:00:37,901 YOU AIN'T GONNA GET INTO ANY TROUBLE WITHOUT ME, ARE YOU? 20 00:00:37,896 --> 00:00:38,856 - UH-- 21 00:00:38,862 --> 00:00:40,002 [laughing] DO YOU KNOW WHAT? 22 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 I SWEAR, POOK. 23 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,070 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU ARE A FOOL. 24 00:00:42,068 --> 00:00:43,308 YOU ARE! 25 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,970 YOU'RE JUST A NATURAL-BORN NEGRO FOOL! 26 00:00:45,965 --> 00:00:47,165 GIVE THIS GUN, 27 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:51,862 YOU LITTLE FOOLISH, GUN-TOTIN' NEGRO, YOU. 28 00:00:51,862 --> 00:00:53,412 OH, HERE. 29 00:00:53,413 --> 00:00:56,173 WHY DON'T YOU START WITH THIS BOX OF TOILETRIES INSTEAD? 30 00:00:59,103 --> 00:01:02,143 [aggressive rock music] 31 00:01:02,137 --> 00:01:05,787 ♪ 32 00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:10,476 PLEASE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 33 00:01:10,482 --> 00:01:13,342 I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT. 34 00:01:13,344 --> 00:01:17,244 BUT TRUST ME, BY THE END OF THIS PRESENTATION, 35 00:01:17,241 --> 00:01:20,001 YOU WILL BE THE ONES THANKING ME. 36 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,790 NOW, WHO HERE LIKES BREASTS? 37 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:25,213 - [coughing] 38 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:26,166 [laughing] 39 00:01:26,172 --> 00:01:29,032 THAT'S BECAUSE BREASTS ARE OUT. 40 00:01:29,034 --> 00:01:31,594 ASSES ARE THE NEW TIG OL' BITTIES. 41 00:01:31,586 --> 00:01:33,306 COME ON, STAY WITH ME. I'M GOING SOMEWHERE. 42 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:36,620 TORI, MY LOVELY ASSISTANT... 43 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:37,790 WILL YOU PLEASE DO ME THE HONORS? 44 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:39,933 - OF COURSE. 45 00:01:39,931 --> 00:01:41,241 - TWO WEEKS AGO, 46 00:01:41,241 --> 00:01:44,031 I WAS AT THE BAR ENJOYING A DELICIOUS CHEESEBURGER, 47 00:01:44,034 --> 00:01:47,904 WHEN A YOUNG LADY WITH A FAT ASS WALKED BY MY TABLE. 48 00:01:47,896 --> 00:01:51,586 I WANTED SO BADLY TO GO AFTER THAT ASS. 49 00:01:51,586 --> 00:01:53,336 BUT I HADN'T FINISHED MY BURGER YET. 50 00:01:53,344 --> 00:01:55,594 NOW, I COULD NOT DECIDE 51 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:58,716 BETWEEN THE BEEF OR THE BOOTY. 52 00:01:58,724 --> 00:02:02,314 SO I ASKED MYSELF, I SAID "SELF, WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO CHOOSE?" 53 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:04,480 MYSELF SAID, "YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE. 54 00:02:04,482 --> 00:02:05,722 YOU'RE MALIK WRIGHT. 55 00:02:05,724 --> 00:02:10,664 YOU CAN HAVE THEM BOTH AT THE SAME TIME." 56 00:02:10,655 --> 00:02:13,095 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 57 00:02:13,103 --> 00:02:16,693 I GIVE YOU MY BRAINCHILD, 58 00:02:16,689 --> 00:02:18,379 MY BABY... 59 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:21,619 THE LAST TWO WEEK'S OF MY LIFE'S WORK. 60 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:22,520 - MM. 61 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:28,213 - THE PHATTY BURGER. 62 00:02:28,206 --> 00:02:29,896 - OF COURSE YOU DON'T, JASON. 63 00:02:29,896 --> 00:02:34,716 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T HAD THE FULL PHATTY'S EXPERIENCE. 64 00:02:34,724 --> 00:02:38,624 OHHH, PHATTY GIRLS! 65 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:39,660 - ♪ BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY 66 00:02:39,655 --> 00:02:41,025 ♪ BOOTY, ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE 67 00:02:41,034 --> 00:02:42,284 ♪ BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY 68 00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:43,375 ♪ ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE 69 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:44,519 ♪ ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE 70 00:02:44,517 --> 00:02:46,337 ♪ ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE 71 00:02:46,344 --> 00:02:48,034 - YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 72 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,244 TODAY, YOU WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY 73 00:02:50,241 --> 00:02:54,861 TO INVEST IN THE GROUND FLOOR. 74 00:02:54,862 --> 00:02:57,482 NOW, MY TEAM HAS DRAWN UP AN AMAZING BUSINESS PLAN 75 00:02:57,482 --> 00:03:00,142 THAT INCLUDES OPENING A PHATTY RESTAURANT 76 00:03:00,137 --> 00:03:02,787 IN EVERY MAJOR CITY. 77 00:03:02,793 --> 00:03:06,073 PEOPLE, THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, OKAY? 78 00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:08,338 NOW, DON'T MISS OUT, Y'ALL. 79 00:03:08,344 --> 00:03:09,454 PHATTY'S. 80 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:14,100 WE SELL BURGERS TOO. 81 00:03:14,103 --> 00:03:15,033 - ♪ BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY 82 00:03:15,034 --> 00:03:16,554 ♪ BOOTY, ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE 83 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:17,971 [scattered applause] 84 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,135 - THANK YOU. 85 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:20,927 TERRENCE WILL BE AROUND TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS 86 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:21,971 YOU GUYS MAY HAVE. 87 00:03:21,965 --> 00:03:24,065 - SO, JASON... 88 00:03:24,068 --> 00:03:25,378 YOU HEARD THE PITCH. 89 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,169 IT WAS OBVIOUSLY BRILLIANT. 90 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:29,212 AND, UM, LUCKY FOR YOU, 91 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:30,616 WE SELLING 5% BLOCKS. 92 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,310 SO HOW ABOUT I CUT YOU A DEAL? 93 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:34,310 - OOH, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE FOR THAT. 94 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:35,410 [laughing] 95 00:03:35,413 --> 00:03:36,903 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, TERRENCE. 96 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:38,716 THESE BURGERS ARE PHENOMENAL, OKAY? 97 00:03:38,724 --> 00:03:41,284 HOWEVER, THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M GETTING INVOLVED 98 00:03:41,275 --> 00:03:42,715 IN A RIDICULOUS FINANCIAL VENTURE 99 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:44,624 WITH A MAN WHO HAD TO SELL HIS HOUSE ON CRAIGSLIST. 100 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:45,550 NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 101 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:46,521 - COME ON, MAN. 102 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:47,717 - DISMISSED. 103 00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:49,074 - AIN'T LIKE YOU SPENT IT ON THAT RING. 104 00:03:49,068 --> 00:03:54,518 - OH! - WOW. 105 00:03:54,517 --> 00:03:56,207 EXCU- WHAT?UH, DO I LOOK BAD OR SOMETHING? 106 00:03:56,206 --> 00:03:57,656 - NO! 107 00:03:57,655 --> 00:04:00,235 I MEAN, YOU'RE A LITTLE OVERDRESSED 108 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:01,791 FOR THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY. 109 00:04:01,793 --> 00:04:04,313 - I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU SPEND THE NIGHT DROWNING YOUR SORROWS 110 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,930 IN DELICIOUS DESSERTS. 111 00:04:05,931 --> 00:04:09,341 BESIDES, I HAD A CHEESECAKE FOR BREAKFAST AND LUNCH. 112 00:04:09,344 --> 00:04:11,144 I HAVE A PROBLEM. 113 00:04:11,137 --> 00:04:13,657 TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO MALIK'S PARTY. 114 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:15,135 - NO! NO, NO, NO. HEY, HOLD ON. 115 00:04:15,137 --> 00:04:16,687 DUDE IS NOT FEELING ME. 116 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:17,899 I'M NOT ABOUT TO CRASH HIS PARTY. 117 00:04:17,896 --> 00:04:19,646 - LOOK, WHEN MALIK SEES THAT YOU'RE COOL WITH ME, 118 00:04:19,654 --> 00:04:21,174 HE'LL BE COOL WITH YOU. 119 00:04:21,172 --> 00:04:23,282 DO ME A FAVOR AND, UH, ZIP ME UP? 120 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:30,144 - [clears throat] 121 00:04:32,034 --> 00:04:36,594 SO, UH, YOU REALLY THINK HE'LL BE COOL WITH ME? 122 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:39,406 - YES, BLUE, EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. 123 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:41,453 AND YOU'LL GET YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND. 124 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,478 - IT'S NOT THAT. 125 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:43,692 I MEAN, DUDE IS MY QUARTERBACK. 126 00:04:43,689 --> 00:04:44,829 HE WON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME. 127 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:46,447 HOW YOU EXPECT HIM TO THROW THE BALL TO ME? 128 00:04:46,448 --> 00:04:48,138 - [baby talk] AW, SOMEBODY WANTS TO PLAY CATCH 129 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:49,857 WITH THEIR NEW BEST FRIEND? 130 00:04:49,862 --> 00:04:51,342 - ARE YOU GONNA TALK BABY TALK ALL NIGHT? 131 00:04:51,344 --> 00:04:54,454 - IT'S TOO LATE. I'M ALREADY IN CHARACTER. 132 00:04:54,448 --> 00:04:55,588 - MA! - HEY! 133 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,066 - YOU MADE IT! - OF COURSE I MADE IT. 134 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:58,518 - WOW! - HOW'S IT GOING, BABY? 135 00:04:58,517 --> 00:04:59,927 - IT'S GOING GREAT! 136 00:04:59,931 --> 00:05:03,661 LOOK, I GOT, LIKE, 25% OF MY INVESTMENTS ALL SEWN UP ALREADY. 137 00:05:03,655 --> 00:05:05,615 - OH, OKAY. TYOU SAID I COULD INVITE HIM. 138 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,410 - WHA--OH! PSH, PLEASE. 139 00:05:07,413 --> 00:05:09,313 AIN'T NOBODY TRIPPING OFF NO RICK FOX, OKAY? 140 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,690 HE MISSED THIS TRAIN. 141 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:12,789 SHOOT, POOKIE HOPPED ABOARD ON THE TASHA MACK EXPRESS, 142 00:05:12,793 --> 00:05:15,343 AND HE RIDING MY CABOOSE LIKE WHAT. 143 00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:17,034 - MAMA, THAT'S NASTY. 144 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:18,384 AND EVERY TIME SOMETHING'S WRONG, 145 00:05:18,379 --> 00:05:20,239 YOU GET SUPER INAPPROPRIATE OR SUPER GHETTO. 146 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:21,661 SO WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 147 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,165 - BOY, AIN'T NOTHING WRIZZ-ONG, ALL RIGHT? 148 00:05:23,172 --> 00:05:25,032 NOW, YOU JUST GO ON OUT THERE AND MAKE THAT MONEY, MAN. 149 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:26,724 GO ON NOW. - ALL RIGHT, I'M WATCHING YOU. 150 00:05:26,724 --> 00:05:28,174 - OKAY, IT WAS A GOOD LOOK. AIN'T IT? 151 00:05:28,172 --> 00:05:30,382 - IT IS A GOOD LOOK. - [laughing] ALL RIGHT. 152 00:05:30,379 --> 00:05:31,899 - HEY, GIRL. 153 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:33,066 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 154 00:05:33,068 --> 00:05:34,658 MY FIRST OFFICIAL PARTY AS A SABERS WIFE. 155 00:05:34,655 --> 00:05:36,065 - OKAY, WELL, LOOK. 156 00:05:36,068 --> 00:05:38,028 IT'S GONNA BE YOUR LAST OFFICIAL PARTY AS A SABER WIFE 157 00:05:38,034 --> 00:05:39,834 IF YOU DON'T GET OVER THERE AND RUN INTERFERENCE. 158 00:05:39,827 --> 00:05:41,477 GET THEM TWO SKANK-ASS CHICKENS AWAY FROM RICK. 159 00:05:41,482 --> 00:05:42,722 - HELL NO. 160 00:05:42,724 --> 00:05:44,594 I'M DONE WITH YOUR MESSY-ASS LOVE TRIANGLE. 161 00:05:44,586 --> 00:05:46,066 - THE HELL YOU ARE, OKAY? 162 00:05:46,068 --> 00:05:48,068 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT ME INTO THIS MESS. 163 00:05:48,068 --> 00:05:50,688 "TASHA, IT'S OKAY TO BE IN LOVE WITH TWO MEN." 164 00:05:50,689 --> 00:05:52,789 "TASHA, TAKE YOUR TIME. 165 00:05:52,793 --> 00:05:54,003 FIGURE IT OUT." 166 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,520 OH, AND "TASHA, YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH RICK FOX 167 00:05:56,517 --> 00:05:57,787 IN MY MASTER BATHROOM." 168 00:05:57,793 --> 00:05:59,313 - YOU HAD SEX IN MY BATHROOM TOO? 169 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:01,170 - GIRL, YOUR BED, BATH, AND BEYOND, ALL RIGHT? 170 00:06:01,172 --> 00:06:02,482 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 171 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:04,102 I'M SURE JASON WON'T MIND. 172 00:06:04,103 --> 00:06:05,173 HEY, YO, JASON, WHERE YOU AT? 173 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:07,692 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! OKAY! OH--SORRY. 174 00:06:07,689 --> 00:06:08,859 I'LL DO IT. 175 00:06:08,862 --> 00:06:09,792 YOU A THUG. 176 00:06:09,793 --> 00:06:11,103 - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M A THUG. 177 00:06:11,103 --> 00:06:12,283 IT'S ABOUT THIS THUG LIFE, OKAY? 178 00:06:12,275 --> 00:06:13,855 NOW GO ON. 179 00:06:13,862 --> 00:06:15,032 - MM. 180 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,380 OH, MY GOD. 181 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,929 DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT KOBE BRYANT IS IN THE HALLWAY 182 00:06:22,931 --> 00:06:24,211 WITH SOME WHITE CHICKS? 183 00:06:24,206 --> 00:06:25,166 [both giggling] 184 00:06:25,172 --> 00:06:26,762 YES, GIRLS. 185 00:06:26,758 --> 00:06:28,278 MM-HMM. 186 00:06:28,275 --> 00:06:30,335 - KOBE'LL BE JUST FINE. 187 00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:34,763 - RICK... 188 00:06:34,758 --> 00:06:36,408 HE AIN'T IN THE HALLWAY. 189 00:06:36,413 --> 00:06:38,213 TASHA SENT ME OVER HERE 190 00:06:38,206 --> 00:06:40,336 BECAUSE APPARENTLY, YOU EMBARRASSING HER 191 00:06:40,344 --> 00:06:44,454 BY FLIRTING WITH ALL THESE YOUNG WOMEN ALL UP IN PUBLIC. 192 00:06:44,448 --> 00:06:48,478 I DON'T SEE ANY RING ON THIS FINGER. 193 00:06:48,482 --> 00:06:50,522 - OH, WELL. 194 00:06:50,517 --> 00:06:52,547 FANCY SEEING THE TWO OF YOU HERE. 195 00:06:52,551 --> 00:06:54,551 RICK, CHARDONNAY. 196 00:06:54,551 --> 00:06:55,661 NOW, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 197 00:06:55,655 --> 00:06:57,585 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 198 00:06:57,586 --> 00:07:00,586 - WELL, SO, RICK... 199 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,656 I SEE THAT YOU ENJOY PLAYING THE FIELD 200 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:05,305 WITH THESE LITTLE YOUNG, IMMATURE GIRLS, HUH? 201 00:07:05,310 --> 00:07:08,720 I WAS JUST WAITING FOR A REAL WOMAN TO COME ALONG. 202 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:10,414 - HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE? 203 00:07:10,413 --> 00:07:12,663 - HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED? 204 00:07:12,655 --> 00:07:15,405 - WELL... 205 00:07:15,413 --> 00:07:17,723 - OOP, TIME'S UP. 206 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:30,830 THAT'S YOUR DUDE? 207 00:07:30,827 --> 00:07:32,757 - YES. 208 00:07:32,758 --> 00:07:34,168 - TASHA. 209 00:07:34,172 --> 00:07:35,552 SERIOUSLY... 210 00:07:35,551 --> 00:07:36,721 WHY AREN'T WE TOGETHER? 211 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:37,724 - [scoffs] 212 00:07:44,103 --> 00:07:45,033 [squealing] 213 00:07:45,034 --> 00:07:46,004 - THERE IT IS! 214 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,210 - ALL RIGHT, SUGAR NIPS! 215 00:07:47,206 --> 00:07:48,896 [both laughing] 216 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:50,516 - JUST WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU, BABY. 217 00:07:50,517 --> 00:07:51,657 I COULDN'T LET YOU LEAVE ALONE, 218 00:07:51,655 --> 00:07:53,405 LOOKING ALL BEAUTIFUL LIKE THIS 219 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:55,523 IN A ROOM FULL OF RICH INVESTORS. 220 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,377 MIGHT NEED SECURITY, WINK, WINK. 221 00:07:57,379 --> 00:07:58,619 - WINK, WINK. OKAY. 222 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:00,480 I SEE YOU HERE, TRYING TO GET YOUR BIZ-NIZAK ON. 223 00:08:00,482 --> 00:08:03,242 IT'S LIKE THAT. 224 00:08:03,241 --> 00:08:06,281 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 225 00:08:06,275 --> 00:08:09,135 - WHAT? - IS THAT RICK? 226 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:12,027 IS THAT WHY YOU'VE BEEN ACTING SO GHETTO AND INAPPROPRIATE? 227 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,864 BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA COME IN HERE AND TRIP 228 00:08:13,862 --> 00:08:15,142 BECAUSE YOUR EX IS UP IN HERE? 229 00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:16,207 COME ON, BABY. 230 00:08:16,206 --> 00:08:18,306 LOOK, WE GOOD, ALL RIGHT? 231 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:20,000 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'MA ROLL OVER THERE 232 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,340 AND HOLLER AT HIM. 233 00:08:25,931 --> 00:08:28,241 - SO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 234 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,411 - DUDE, BY THE TIME YOU LEAVE HERE, 235 00:08:30,413 --> 00:08:32,313 YOU AND MALIK ARE GOING TO BE BESTIES. 236 00:08:32,309 --> 00:08:35,099 - OH, DON'T SAY "BESTIES." 237 00:08:35,102 --> 00:08:36,382 - COME ON. 238 00:08:39,551 --> 00:08:41,031 WELL, HELLO, TERRENCE. 239 00:08:41,034 --> 00:08:42,524 - HEY, WHAT'S UP? - WHERE'S MALIK? 240 00:08:42,517 --> 00:08:45,377 - MALIK IS CURRENTLY BEING OCCUPIED BY A BIG FAT WHALE. 241 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:47,139 I CALL HER THAT 'CAUSE SHE GOT A LOT OF MONEY. 242 00:08:47,137 --> 00:08:48,787 AND 'CAUSE SHE'S FAT. 243 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:50,973 AND SHE HAS A BLOW HOLE, BUT IT'S A BIRTH DEFECT. 244 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,655 SO IF YOU SEE HER, DON'T STARE AT IT. 245 00:08:52,655 --> 00:08:54,095 - OH, OKAY. 246 00:08:54,103 --> 00:08:56,103 WELL, WHEN HE'S DONE WHALING, TELL HIM TO COME FIND ME. 247 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,243 - OH, YEAH, SURE. I GOT YOU. 248 00:08:57,241 --> 00:08:59,101 BUT HEY, EVEN THOUGH YOU MISSED THE PRESENTATION 249 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,453 FOR MALIK'S NEW RESTAURANT, 250 00:09:00,448 --> 00:09:02,448 THERE'S STILL A COUPLE OF PERCENTAGE POINTS LEFT OVER 251 00:09:02,448 --> 00:09:03,828 FOR A LOVELY COUPLE LIKE YOURSELVES. 252 00:09:03,827 --> 00:09:05,067 SO HOLLER AT ME. 253 00:09:05,068 --> 00:09:06,858 - [scoffs] 254 00:09:06,862 --> 00:09:08,482 JUST BECAUSE I'M CUTE AND YOU'RE CUTE 255 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,412 DOES NOT MEAN PEOPLE SHOULD ASSUME WE'RE TOGETHER. 256 00:09:10,413 --> 00:09:12,283 - AH, SO YOU THINK I'M CUTE. 257 00:09:12,275 --> 00:09:14,095 - FOCUS. YOU'RE ON A MISSION. 258 00:09:14,103 --> 00:09:15,343 - NO, I'M JUST SAYING. 259 00:09:15,344 --> 00:09:17,864 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE'S ASSUMPTIONS CAN BE ANNOYING. 260 00:09:17,862 --> 00:09:18,792 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 261 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:19,863 UH, EXCUSE ME. 262 00:09:19,862 --> 00:09:21,692 THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE. 263 00:09:21,689 --> 00:09:22,689 - WHERE YOU GOING WITH THIS? 264 00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:23,999 - LET'S PLAY A GAME. 265 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,170 EVERY TIME SOMEBODY ASKS US IF WE'RE A COUPLE, 266 00:09:26,172 --> 00:09:27,482 WE GOT TO TAKE A SHOT. 267 00:09:27,482 --> 00:09:28,622 - HEH. 268 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,860 - PHATTY BURGER FOR YOU AND YOUR GIRL? 269 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,102 - NO, THANK YOU. 270 00:09:34,379 --> 00:09:36,139 - CHEERS. 271 00:09:36,137 --> 00:09:37,857 - MM-HMM. 272 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,620 - SNAP. 273 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:45,380 LOOK LIKE A TASHA MACK BOYFRIEND CONVENTION. 274 00:09:45,379 --> 00:09:47,099 - HOMEGIRL, THIS IS BAD. 275 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,103 - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 276 00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:51,283 I'M A REAL GOOD LIP-READER. 277 00:09:51,275 --> 00:09:55,335 "HEY, POOKIE, YOU KNOW I'M BANGING YOUR GIRL, RIGHT?" 278 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,624 "I BEG YOUR PARDON, RICK?" 279 00:09:57,620 --> 00:10:01,590 "I SAID, I'M DECIMATING YOUR GIRL." 280 00:10:01,586 --> 00:10:03,096 "THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID." 281 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,103 [laughs] 282 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:07,003 "TO KILLING TASHA MACK." 283 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:12,381 - MS. SHEIBANI, THIS IS MALIK WRIGHT, 284 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,899 THE MAN BEHIND THE SOON-TO-BE PHATTY'S EMPIRE. 285 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:16,826 I WILL LEAVE YOU TWO TO TALK. 286 00:10:16,827 --> 00:10:18,337 - THANK YOU. - YEAH. 287 00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:19,974 - PATREECE SHEIBANI. IT'S A PLEASURE. 288 00:10:19,965 --> 00:10:22,205 - NO INTRODUCTION NECESSARY. 289 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,166 EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATHER, MARTIN SHEIBANI, 290 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:25,622 IS THE WEALTHY VENTURE CAPITALIST, 291 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:28,000 YOU STARTED YOUR OWN PR AND CONSULTING FIRM 292 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,410 BY THE AGE OF 25. 293 00:10:29,413 --> 00:10:31,243 YOU'VE HELPED THREE COMPANIES GO PUBLIC 294 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:32,411 IN THE PAST THREE YEARS. 295 00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:33,663 NOT TO MENTION, 296 00:10:33,655 --> 00:10:35,305 IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU WERE VOTED BEST DRESSED. 297 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:37,520 NOW, THAT'S AN ACCOMPLISHMENT THAT WE BOTH SHARE. 298 00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:39,237 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH? I DID MY HOMEWORK. 299 00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:40,171 AND I'M IMPRESSED. 300 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,242 - WOW. 301 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,411 I MUST SAY, I AM TOO. 302 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,763 - THANK YOU. 303 00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:46,478 WELL, SO WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE, UH, PRESENTATION? 304 00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:48,342 - UM, IT WAS CUTE. 305 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:51,144 - CUTE. 306 00:10:51,137 --> 00:10:53,237 OKAY, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE MOST CONVINCING ANSWER, 307 00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:54,211 BUT-- 308 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:55,896 - NO, SERIOUSLY, IT WAS DELIGHTFUL. 309 00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:58,136 BUT... 310 00:10:58,137 --> 00:11:00,477 IT'S JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA. 311 00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:01,592 - REALLY? 312 00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:03,166 WELL, I'M SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 313 00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:06,142 PERHAPS YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE BETTER KNOWING THAT THE IDEA 314 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:07,717 HAS ALREADY GARNERED INVESTMENTS 315 00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:10,904 FROM THE LIKES OF MR. RICHARD T. WATERS, 316 00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:12,026 THE CHECK-CASHING GURU, 317 00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,864 AND FERDINAND "FRENCH FRY" DE TOUISSANT, 318 00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:16,172 JEWELER TO THE STARS. 319 00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:18,242 NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'MA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET, 320 00:11:18,241 --> 00:11:19,481 SINCE YOU ALREADY HERE. 321 00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:23,312 I JUST GOT A BID IN FROM THE COMEDIC GENIUS EARTHQUAKE. 322 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:25,210 - LOOK, 323 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:29,136 AS IMPRESSIVE AS THAT LIST OF INDUSTRY TITANS MAY BE, 324 00:11:29,137 --> 00:11:31,067 I WAS LED TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WANTED TO TAKE YOUR BRAND 325 00:11:31,068 --> 00:11:32,068 TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 326 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:33,478 AND JUST TO BE CANDID, 327 00:11:33,482 --> 00:11:35,102 THIS PRODUCT SEEMS LIKE A LATERAL, 328 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,173 IF NOT DOWNWARDLY DESCENDING MOVE. 329 00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:39,932 - UH... 330 00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:42,381 WHAT ABOUT BIKINI BOTTOMS THAT DON'T RIDE UP, HMM? 331 00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:44,719 - LOOK, I APPRECIATE YOUR FASCINATION 332 00:11:44,724 --> 00:11:45,834 WITH THE FEMALE BODY, 333 00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:47,617 BUT ALL OF YOUR BUSINESS VENTURES 334 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:49,000 SEEM TO BE A LITTLE COMMON, 335 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,280 WHICH IS GREAT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING FOR. 336 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:56,095 BUT IF YOU ARE EVER INTERESTED IN TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL, 337 00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:57,313 YOU GIVE ME A CALL. 338 00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:04,552 - SO HOW'D IT GO? 339 00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,341 I MEAN, NOT THAT IT WOULDN'T GO GREAT, YOU KNOW. 340 00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:07,344 ME AND RICK, WE GOOD. 341 00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:08,314 I MEAN, WE AIN'T GREAT. 342 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,380 YOU KNOW, WE BARELY EVEN TALK. 343 00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:10,339 SAY, HI AND BYE. 344 00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:11,864 YOU KNOW, MOSTLY BYES. 345 00:12:11,862 --> 00:12:13,792 - HE SAID HE'S STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 346 00:12:16,172 --> 00:12:17,172 [laughs] 347 00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:18,382 SEE, I GOT YOU, RIGHT? 348 00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:20,169 THAT WAS GOOD, RIGHT? 349 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,282 IT'S JUST JOKES, BABY. YOU GOOD? YOU OKAY? 350 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,615 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT THAT LOW BLOOD SUGAR LEVEL. 351 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:25,970 - OH, OKAY. 352 00:12:25,965 --> 00:12:27,545 - I AIN'T EAT ALL DAY. I'VE BEEN DRINKING. 353 00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:29,621 - YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW-- 354 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:31,720 RICK AND I, YOU KNOW, IT WENT GREAT. 355 00:12:31,724 --> 00:12:32,724 RICK IS COOL PEEPS. 356 00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:34,144 SO COOL, IN FACT, 357 00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:36,827 HE WANTS ME TO BE HIS BODYGUARD WHILE HE'S IN SAN DIEGO. 358 00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:37,927 HMM. 359 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,721 - AHH! 360 00:12:40,724 --> 00:12:43,004 YOU GOT ME AGAIN. 361 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,100 - NO, I'M SERIOUS. 362 00:12:45,103 --> 00:12:47,213 HE WANTS ME TO START THIS WEEK. 363 00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:50,066 MAN, WE GONNA BE HANGING OUT A LOT TOGETHER. 364 00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:50,998 [laughs] 365 00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:09,004 - NO! WHAT? 366 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,240 NO, LOOK, LOOK. 367 00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:13,281 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SAYING "BESTIES"? 368 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,275 - HMM? 369 00:13:14,275 --> 00:13:15,515 - DON'T SAY "BESTIES." 370 00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:16,657 - OKAY. 371 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:18,025 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY THEN? 372 00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:19,144 - OKAY, OKAY. 373 00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:21,067 TELL HIM I'M NICE. 374 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,448 I MEAN, BUT NOT TOO NICE. 375 00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:23,518 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, NOT SO NICE 376 00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,967 WHERE HE COULD, LIKE, WALK ALL OVER ME. 377 00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:26,065 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 378 00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,788 IF HE COMES AT ME, I WILL BEAT HIS ASS. 379 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:28,833 HEY, BUT DON'T SAY THAT. 380 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:30,137 DON'T, DON'T, DON'T. SHH. 381 00:13:30,137 --> 00:13:31,277 OKAY, LET'S JUST GO FIND HIM. 382 00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:32,545 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 383 00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:34,761 YOU NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER AND FIGURE IT OUT. 384 00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:37,098 OH, BUT WHERE DID HE GO? 385 00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:38,383 OH, TORI! - HEY. 386 00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:40,169 - I KNOW YOU. - YES. 387 00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:41,172 - WHERE'S MALIK? 388 00:13:41,172 --> 00:13:42,932 - UH, THAT, I DON'T KNOW. 389 00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:44,311 BUT WHEN I FIND HIM, 390 00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:47,480 I WILL TELL HIM THIS ADORABLE COUPLE IS LOOKING FOR HIM. 391 00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:48,482 YOU'RE CUTE. 392 00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,072 - OH, THANK YOU. 393 00:13:50,068 --> 00:13:51,518 - KA-BOOM! 394 00:13:51,517 --> 00:13:53,207 [laughing] 395 00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:55,483 - WHAT'S UP, BLACK MRS. PITTS? 396 00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:56,972 - LOOK, HERE, FOXY. 397 00:13:56,965 --> 00:13:58,405 I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME 398 00:13:58,413 --> 00:13:59,863 YOU UP IN HERE RUNNING, 399 00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,342 BUT YOU BETTER SHUT IT DOWN. 400 00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:02,794 AND I MEAN DOWN, 401 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:05,553 BEFORE YOU FIND YOURSELF KICKED IN THAT BIG-ASS HEAD OF YOURS. 402 00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:07,591 - EXCUSE ME? - OH, YOU HEARD ME! 403 00:14:07,586 --> 00:14:10,586 MANY A LIGHT-SKINNED BLACK MEN HAVE TRIED TO TEST ME. 404 00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:12,616 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER WAS? 405 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,000 POW, POW, POW! 406 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,240 I'M FROM RICHMOND. 407 00:14:16,241 --> 00:14:18,661 - TASHA, ARE YOU IN THERE? 408 00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:20,685 - WELL, IT DAMN SURE AIN'T THE EASTER BUNNY. 409 00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,479 WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING OFFERING POOKIE A JOB? 410 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:23,862 - I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD WHEN SOME PRISON GUY 411 00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,242 JUST WALKED UP TO ME. 412 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,241 I WAS EXPECTING HIM TO BE ALL, "I KILL AND RAPE PEOPLE," 413 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,861 BUT INSTEAD, HE GAVE A THOUGHTFUL, CONCISE, 414 00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:30,382 ELOQUENT PITCH FOR HIS SECURITY BUSINESS, 415 00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:31,479 AND I WAS SOLD. 416 00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:32,662 HE'S A GOOD CATCH. 417 00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:34,135 - RICK, I SWEAR, IF YOU WERE PAID TO THINK... 418 00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:35,517 - YOU'D BE BROKE. 419 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:38,167 - HEY, IT'S YOUR INDECISIVENESS THAT HAS US IN THIS MESS. 420 00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:39,552 - MY INDECISIVENESS? 421 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:41,521 - IF YOU WOULD HAVE MADE YOUR DECISION TO BE WITH ME, 422 00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:42,547 YOU WOULDN'T BE SO INSECURE 423 00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:43,971 ABOUT OTHER WOMEN FLIRTING WITH ME. 424 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,475 OR ME GIVING POOKIE A JOB. 425 00:14:45,482 --> 00:14:46,482 NONE OF IT. 426 00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:47,692 I'M TIRED OF BEING YOUR JUMP-OFF. 427 00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:48,789 IT'S EITHER HIM OR ME. 428 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:50,283 YOU NEED TO SHIMMY OR GET OFF THE POT. 429 00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:54,974 - HEY! 430 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:55,995 - OH! 431 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,520 HEY, YOU. 432 00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:59,237 [giggling] 433 00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:00,281 - WHAT WAS ALL THAT? 434 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,375 HOW YOU--HOW YOU KNOW RICK? 435 00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:04,279 - UM, WELL, UM... 436 00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:07,001 DUH, BABY. 437 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,340 I MEAN, EVERYBODY KNOWS RICK FOX. 438 00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:10,524 I MEAN, HE'S A LAKER, RIGHT? 439 00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:11,717 - OKAY. - AND STUFF. 440 00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:14,344 - HEY, HEY! 441 00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:15,484 WHAT HAPPENED TO TEN MINUTES? 442 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,722 I WAS WAITING DOWN THERE AN HOUR. 443 00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:18,004 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 444 00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:23,027 - TURN AROUND REAL QUICK. 445 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,004 I'M SORRY. 446 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,520 WRONG PHATTY. AS YOU WERE. 447 00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:30,756 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 448 00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:32,518 REESE'S PIECES. 449 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,687 SO I WAS THINKING. 450 00:15:34,689 --> 00:15:37,689 SINCE YOU DON'T WANT TO INVEST A LITTLE SOMETHING INTO ME, 451 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:41,029 HOW ABOUT I INVEST A LOT OF SOMETHING IN YOU? 452 00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:42,004 HMM? 453 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,340 - WOW, TELL ME. 454 00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:46,524 DO THOSE RAPE-Y LINES COME WITH A SKI MASK AND A SCARY VAN? 455 00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:48,207 - WHAT? GIRL, PLEASE. 456 00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:50,066 MY LINES DON'T NEVER MISS. 457 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,828 IT'S UP TO YOU WHETHER YOU CATCH IT OR NOT. 458 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,097 - RIGHT. 459 00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:56,693 SO SINCE I WASN'T DOWN WITH YOUR BUSINESS IDEA, 460 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,859 YOU FIGURED YOU'D TRY AND WIN ME OVER IN BED, HMM? 461 00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:01,282 IT'S DESPERATE... 462 00:16:01,275 --> 00:16:03,445 THIRSTY, LOW-RENT. 463 00:16:03,448 --> 00:16:05,338 KIND OF LIKE THIS WHOLE PHATTY'S THING YOUR DOING. 464 00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:06,414 YOU KNOW WHAT? 465 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,313 DO YOU STILL HAVE MY BUSINESS CARD? 466 00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:11,380 - UH, LET ME SEE HERE. 467 00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,519 both: YEAH. 468 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,520 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 469 00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:23,377 LITTLE LADY, JOKE'S ON YOU, BABY. 470 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:25,139 I ALREADY PUT YOUR NUMBER IN MY CELL PHONE, 471 00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:27,997 AND I MMS-ED YOU A PENIS PIC. 472 00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:32,276 - GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR LIFE, MALIK. 473 00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:33,685 - HEY, MALIK. 474 00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:35,239 GREAT NEWS, MAN. 475 00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:38,241 TONIGHT, WE GOT ENOUGH INVESTORS TO MAKE PHATTY'S A REALITY. 476 00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:40,381 OH, AND HERE'S THE SHOCKER. WAIT FOR IT. 477 00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:41,969 THE BIGGEST INVESTOR OF 'EM ALL? 478 00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:43,305 EARTHQUAKE. 479 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,720 AND SEE, THAT'S IRONIC BECAUSE-- - SHUT IT DOWN. 480 00:16:45,724 --> 00:16:46,764 - WHAT? 481 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,858 - PHATTY'S IS OUT, TEE TEE. 482 00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:50,622 I'M TRYING TO REBRAND MYSELF, 483 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,930 AND YOU GOT ME OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE A CARNIVAL SIDESHOW. 484 00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:54,171 TORI! - YEAH? 485 00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:57,792 - I NEED YOU TO GET ON THE PHONE 486 00:16:57,793 --> 00:17:01,973 AND SET ME UP A MEETING WITH OUR FRIEND REECE. 487 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:03,205 - YO, TEE TEE! 488 00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:04,716 YOU KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS? 489 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,523 MAN, I'M 'BOUT TO DROP A 6 .5 ON THE RICHTER SCALE. 490 00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:08,787 - OH, GOD. 491 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,482 - UH, YEAH, MAN, IT'S UPSTAIRS AND TO THE RIGHT. 492 00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:12,282 - OH, MAN, EARTHQUAKE OUT OF HERE. 493 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:13,995 [both giggling] 494 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:18,660 - I'M SORRY THAT YOU COULDN'T BE BESTIES. 495 00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:21,855 I'M SORRY THAT YOU AND MALIK COULDN'T BE COOL. 496 00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:23,312 BUT DON'T WORRY. 497 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,590 AS SOON AS HE GETS TO KNOW YOU, 498 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,856 HE'LL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO. 499 00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:29,522 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 500 00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:31,137 - YEAH. 501 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,137 YEAH. 502 00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:41,693 - WELL, SIR, I BID YOU ADIEU. 503 00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:43,589 IT HAS BEEN OFFICIAL. 504 00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:46,136 - OFFICIALLY. 505 00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:47,207 GOOD NIGHT. 506 00:17:47,206 --> 00:17:49,276 - OH. 507 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:51,165 - YEAH. 508 00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:52,592 - [laughing nervously] 509 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,590 - UH... 510 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:06,756 - I'M--I'M SORRY. 511 00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:08,548 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 512 00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:09,521 IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. 513 00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:10,787 - RIGHT. WE'RE DRUNK. 514 00:18:10,793 --> 00:18:12,343 - COMPLETELY FADED. 515 00:18:12,344 --> 00:18:15,384 - EXACTLY. YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 516 00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:16,339 - ROAD DOGS. 517 00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:18,414 - ATOMIC DOGS. 518 00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:19,973 - HOT DOGS ON A STICK. 519 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,550 - WE'RE JUST KISSING DOGS. 520 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,031 AND THERE'S NOTHING BIG ABOUT THAT. 521 00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:41,144 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 522 00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:42,547 IT'S NOTHING BIG ABOUT IT AT ALL. 523 00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:47,621 UM... 524 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,100 GOOD NIGHT, BLUE. 525 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,406 - GOOD NIGHT, KEIRA. 526 00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:09,656 - [retches] 527 00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:10,685 I'M OKAY. 528 00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:15,285 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36103

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