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- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SETTLE DOWN.

SETTLE DOWN, KIDDIES.

THE FUN OF--

WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR AGAIN, MADAME SUNBEAM PRESIDENT?

- DYSLEXIA.

- RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

THE FUN OF DYSLEXIA,

WHICH, JUDGING BY SOME OF THE SIGNAGEI CAN TELL IT'S.

I SAID, WHO'S IN THE MOOD FOR SOME SEXINESS?

OKAY, LADIES...

I GIVE YOU JAZZ PRESENTS

THE 2013 SUNBEAM SAN DIEGO SABERS

CHARITY AUCTION MEAT RACK!

[cheers and applause]

OH!

OH, HO-HO!

WHOO!

YES! KEEP IT GOING.

YEAH.

[no audible dialogue]

OH!

OH, GOOD LORD.

LET THE BIDDING BEGIN, DAMN IT!

THESE GENTLEMEN WORK OUT FOR A LIVING,

SOME MORE THAN OTHERS.

AM I RIGHT, LARRY? [chuckling]

IT'S OKAY. HE'S A CENTER.

[aggressive rock music]

♪

OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

THAT'S SOME GRADE "A" BEEF RIGHT THERE.

- SO I'VE HEARD THAT BLUE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HER MAN

UNTIL HE GOT SNATCHED UP BY CIARA.

- WELL, HE'S ABOUT TO GET DOUBLE SNATCHED UP.

'CAUSE I'M DEFINITELY BIDDING ON HIM.

- WHAT?

AND YOU THINK KEIRA ISN'T GONNA PUT A BID UP?

- PLEASE. THIS IS A HIGH-STAKES AUCTION.

YOU KNOW THAT CHILD STAR MONEY ONLY STRETCHES SO FAR.

DO YOU REMEMBER CHERIE FROM PUNKY BREWSTER?

- WHO? - EXACTLY.

- ANGELA.

YOU DO REALIZE I HEAR YOU, RIGHT?

- GIRL! WE WERE JUST PLAYING.

I LOVED YOUR SHOW. WHAT WAS YOUR LINE AGAIN?

"HOW DARE YOU FORGET TO INVITE ME?"

- IT WAS, "AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED?"

- MM, YEAH, THAT WAS IT.

BLESS YOUR HEART.

- [laughing]

- NO, GIRL, I THINK SHE KNEW WHAT YOUR CATCHPHRASE WAS.

- PIGS IN A BLANKET?

OKAY, LOOK, I APPRECIATE HOOD TREATS AND JESUS

JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT BROAD, ALL RIGHT?

BUT THIS EVENT IS SUPPOSED TO BE CLASSY.

- WELL, IF THIS AIN'T THE GHETTO POT

CALLING THE GHETTO KETTLE GHETTO.

- BABY, THESE PIGS IN A BLANKET TASTE LIKE JESUS MADE 'EM.

DID JESUS MAKE THESE?

- SEE?

AND IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, MY INVITE

IN THE CASUAL ENCOUNTER SECTIONS OF CRAIGSLIST

GOT THIS PARTY CRACKIN'!

- WHA--DID SHE SAY CRAIGSLIST?

- LOOK, BABY. NOW, LOOK.

YOU HIRED ME TO BE SECURITY, OKAY?

SO AIN'T NOTHING GONNA GET OUT OF HAND.

- OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? - HMM?

- THERE IS NOTHING SEXIER THAN A BRAVE MAN

THAT TASTES LIKE PIGS IN A DAMN BLANKET.

[both laughing]

- OKAY, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO-- [cheers and applause]

ALL RIGHT. OH, YEAH, GIVE IT UP FOR BLUE.

YEAH, GIVE IT UP!

GIVEDIES.

I GIVE YOU THE SABERS NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK,

BRYCE "THE BLUEPRINT" WESTBROOK!

[cheers and applause]

OKAY.

- HEY, UH, I'LL TAKE THIS ONE, JASON.

LET'S OPEN UP THE BIDDING AT $10,000.

- $10,000.

- GIMME!

OKAY, WE GOT $10,000

FROM THE DESPERATE, DESPERATE, DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE.

- $15,000. - $15,000 FROM ASHLEY.

ASHLEY FROM THE FRONT OFFICE.

ASHLEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE MARRIED.

- UH, NOT IF I WIN THIS AUCTION.

- OKAY!

$15,000 FROM ASHLEY IN THE FRONT OFFICE.

- $20,000. - 20--

- WHOA, WHOA.

HEY, HEY, LET ME GET WITH YOU ON THIS ONE, JASON.

- WOW. - YEAH.

[whispering] LET'S JUST STOP THE BIDDING.

- $20,000 FROM THE BEAUTIFUL LADY

SITTING NEXT TO MY WIFE.

HI, WIFE. - $35,000.

- $35,000 FROM LUTHER VANDROSS, JR.,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

- OH, COME ON, Y'ALL. THIS IS FOR DYSLEXIA.

- WHOA, $40,000 FROM ANGELA SIMMONS.

THAT'S THAT TOUGHER THAN LEATHER MONEY.

WHOO, THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.

- $45,000.

- UH-OH.

- $50,000.

- UH-OH. $50,000.

- $75,000.

- WHOA! - [mouths word]

- "WHY WASN'T I INVITED," MY ASS.

KEIRA, YOU ARE DEFINITELY ON THE GUEST LIST.

75 Gs.

75 Gs GOING ONCE.

GOING TWICE.

LUTHER? NO?

SOLD TO KEIRA MICHELLE WHITAKER!

[cheers and applause]

- GOOD JOB.

- BABY BLUE!

- SO, UH, ANGELA, I GUESS SOME PEOPLE'S MONEY

IS A LITTLE LONGER THAN OTHERS, HUH?

- HMM. - TOO BAD.

- OH!

WHO THE HELL GRILLS CHICKEN FINGERS?

- GIRL, YOUR MAN JUST PUT SOMEBODY IN THE HOSPITAL

WITH HIS CELL PHONE.

HE DON'T SEEM LIKE A MAN YOU NEED TO BE CROSSING.

- MEANS YOU NEED TO THINK TWICE

ABOUT YOUR LITTLE LOVE TRIANGLE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP

ON THE OTHER END OF POOKIE'S PHONE.

- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU NEED TO THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU HOLLER AT ME

ABOUT MY ONE-TIME DALLIANCE WITH FOXY.

ALL RIGHT? THAT'S OVER.

OKAY? I'M WITH POOKIE.

- OKAY, I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU ENDED THINGS WITH RICK.

- WELL, IT'S A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW, OKAY,

LIKE HOW TO ACCESSORIZE PROPERLY.

ALL RIGHT?

NOW, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE, OKAY?

BEFORE I SEND YOU TO THE HOSPITAL WITH MY CELL PHONE.

- T? - WHAT?

- YOU AND POOKIE BELONG TOGETHER.

- YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE DO.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, GET ON 'FORE YOU GET SPIT ON!

OOH, YEAH, OKAY?

- COLD-BLOODED! - POOKIE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME.

HE THE ONLIEST ONE.

OH, FOXY!

YOU THE ONLY MAN FOR ME.

THE ONLY ONE!

OH!

THE--

- OH, MY GOD.

KEIRA!

HI! - HI!

- YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN AGES.

- OH, I KNOW.

I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FOR TONIGHT.

- DON'T LOOK ANY FURTHER.

I HAVE THE PERFECT DRESS FOR YOU.

IT'S THE NEW HALSTON RUNWAY COLLECTION.

- OH, MY GOODNESS. - WE GOT AN EARLY PREVIEW.

AND NOBODY ELSE HAS THIS.

- $4,500?

UM, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR A GIFT FOR A FRIEND OF MINE.

SO I'M PROBABLY TRYING

NOT TO SPEND, LIKE, THIS MUCH, YOU KNOW?

- WELL, LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

WHAT'S SHE LIKE, WHAT'S HER SIZE,

AND WHAT'S HER STYLE?

- UH, SHE'S ABOUT MY HEIGHT, UH, MY BUILD, MY SIZE.

WE HAVE VERY SIMILAR STYLES.

JUST PICTURE ME WITH LESS MONEY.

[both laugh]

- UM, OKAY, GIVE ME ONE SECOND.

OKAY.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

- NOW, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR...

FOR MY FRIEND.

UH, YEAH.

I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND TRY IT ON FOR HER,

YOU KNOW, LIKE...

MAKE SURE IT'S CUTE, RIGHT?

- RIGHT.

- TASH, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU GETTING ME OUT OF THAT HOUSE.

JASON IS OUT OF TOWN DOING SOME GOLF TOURNAMENT.

I JUST REALLY NEEDED THIS GIRLS' DAY.

- OKAY, LOOK.

THIS AIN'T EVEN ABOUT NO DAMN GIRLS' DAY, ALL RIGHT?

I NEED TO TALK. I'M A TRASH BOX, ALL RIGHT?

I'M STILL DOING IT WITH RICK, AND IT'S DIRTIER THAN EVER.

- [gasps] - BIBLICAL DIRTY.

- ARE YOU SERIOUS? - MM-HMM.

- JUST YESTERDAY, YOU WAS HUGGED ALL UP WITH POOKIE

LIKE Y'ALL WAS ALL IN LOVE!

- WELL, I WAS IN LOVE!

I-I MEAN, I AM IN LOVE.

GIRL, WHEN POOKIE PUTS HIS ARMS AROUND ME,

I JUST FEEL SO SAFE AND SECURE.

AND I LOVE THAT!

BUT THEN WHEN I SEE RICK, GIRL, AND THEM BIG, BROWN, SEXY EYES

AND I JUST-- OOH, I JUST WANT TO MELT, GIRL.

HE JUST MAKES ME FEEL LIKE

I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

I'M A TRASH BOX. I AM.

I'M A DIRTY, DIRTY TRASH BOX.

- YOU ARE NOT A TRASH BOX.

FROM THE SOUND OF IT, IT JUST SEEMS

LIKE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE BOTH OF 'EM.

- THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE, OKAY?

I'M A TRASH BOX. - MM-MM.

- A TRASH BOX IS AS A TRASH BOX DOES.

ALL RIGHT?

NOW, I'M OWNING MY TRASH BOXINESS.

- I JUST DON'T GET WHY YOU SO-- - OH!

HEY, GIRL!

WHAT YOU DOING HERE? AND WHAT YOU HEAR ME SAY?

- [gasps]

- HUH? - WHAT?

OH, UH...

I'M SORRY, THIS IS JASON PITTS'--

- HI! - OH, MY GOD!

KEIRA WHITAKER, GIRL!

I AM SUCH A BIG FAN OF STUCK TOGETHER.

- THANKS.

- "AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED?"

GIVE IT TO ME!

- OH, UM, "AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED?"

[all laughing]

- THAT WAS ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE IT.

NOW, KEIRA, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

SINCE YOU'RE AN ACTRESS, YOU OFTEN HAVE TO PUT YOURSELF

IN A HEADSPACE OF PEOPLE THAT ARE CONFRONTED

WITH TUMULTUOUS LIFE DECISIONS, CORRECT?

- YEAH.

- OKAY, 'CAUSE TASHA HERE HAS A FRIEND...

- UH-HUH.

- THAT'S IN LOVE WITH TWO MEN. - OOH.

WELL, DO THEY KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER?

BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T, SHE'S A TOTAL TRASH BOX.

- OH, LORD. - [sighs]

- THERE IT IS. - NO, NO, NO, NO.

WAIT, WAIT. - WHAT?

- HOLD ON, NOW. HOLD ON.

'CAUSE I DON'T NECESSARILY AGREE WITH THAT.

'CAUSE BACK IN THE DAY IN COLLEGE,

CHARDONNAY WAS IN LOVE WITH TWO MEN.

- [laughing]

- ONE WAS A FASHION MAJOR,

AND THE OTHER ONE WAS A BUSINESS MAJOR.

NOW, SEE THE BUSINESS GUY WAS ALWAYS TALKING

ABOUT HOW RICH AND SUCCESSFUL WE WERE GONNA BE.

AND THEN THE FASHION GUY TAUGHT ME HOW TO SHOP

AND DO MY MAKEUP AND HAIR, SEE?

- OKAY, SO YOU ENDED IT

WHEN FOUND OUT HE WAS GAY, RIGHT?

- NO, I ENDED IT AFTER HE TAUGHT ME

HOW TO DO FISHTAIL CORNROWS.

MM-HMM. - OH.

- POINT IS IS THAT DOUBLE LOVE IS NOT ALWAYS BAD.

- MM, WELL, SEE, I'M ALL ABOUT TRANSPARENCY IN RELATIONSHIPS.

- MM-HMM. - TRANSPARENCY!

GIRL, TRANSPARENCY MY ASS!

DOES CIARA KNOW YOU PAID $75,000 FOR A DATE WITH BLUE?

- THIS IS FOR CHARITY.

[all laughing]

- MM-HMM.

OKAY, CHARITY? I BET.

YOU KNOW WHAT? GIRL, THIS DRESS IS CHARITY!

WHAT YOU DOING IN THIS HOT-ASS MESS?

- [scoffs]

THE SALES LADY MADE ME TRY IT ON.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

AHA! SEE?

THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS YOU, GIRL.

YOU CAN ROCK THIS, OKAY?

I'LL BET YOU THIS AIN'T EVEN OUT YET.

- IT'S NOT.

- YEAH, BUT I'M SURE

THEY PROBABLY DON'T HAVE MY SIZE.

- OH, YES, WE DO. [laughs]

- SWEET. - OF COURSE YOU DO.

- YES.

- ALL RIGHT.

- YOU NEED TO TRY THAT ON.

IF THAT'S THE STORY YOU'RE GOING WITH,

I'LL LET IT RIDE.

- I'M NOT GOING WITH ANYTHING.

MY FAMILY IS RIDDLED WITH DYSLEXICS.

- OH.

- WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S TAKING ME

SO LONG TO READ THIS MENU?

- [laughing]

- OH, NO. THAT, YOU GIVE AWAY FOR FREE.

- OOH! OUCH.

OUCH. OKAY.

- YOU'RE NASTY. - HEY, GUYS.

SO HAVE YOU DECIDED YET?

- WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST BETWEEN THE, UM--

- [mouthing words]

- YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA HAVE THE RIB EYE

WITH THE SHRIMP ON THE SIDE, ASPARAGUS,

AND A BAKED POTATO WITH EVERYTHING.

- GREAT CHOICE.

AND FOR YOU, SIR?

- UM, IF THERE'S ANY FOOD LEFT, I'LL HAVE THE SALMON GRILLED,

OILLESS, AND STEAMED SPINACH.

AGAIN, NO OIL.

- NOT A PROBLEM. - THANKS.

- I'LL GET THAT RIGHT OUT FOR YOU GUYS, OKAY?

- I'LL TAKE HIS OIL, THOUGH.

- [laughing] ALL RIGHT.

- [laughing] REALLY?

WITH A STEAK?

AND A LOADED POTATO BOMB.

I THOUGHT ACTRESSES WATCH WHAT THEY EAT.

- I-I'M SORRY.

I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH PLAYING.

YOU WERE ORDERING AS A LADY, AND I WAS ORDERING AS A MAN.

- OKAY, LOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF YOU KEEP ORDERING LIKE THAT,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HIT THE GYM IN OUR CONDO TOGETHER.

- DON'T HIDE TRYING TO ASK ME ON A SECOND DATE

UNDER SOME WORKOUT BS.

- NO! NO.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT,

LIKE WHEN I TELL YOU THAT PRICE TAG

KEEPS POPPING OUT OF YOUR DRESS.

- NO!

OH!

UGH!

- UH...

I GOT IT.

[ominous music on TV]

♪

[girl screaming on TV]

[knocking on door]

- [grumbles]

[knocking]

I'M COMING!

[knocking]

ALL RIGHT.

- HEY! - HEY, GIRL, WHAT YOU DOING?

YOU HERE TO TURN MY JASON-FREE NIGHT

INTO SOME GIRLS' NIGHT?

- WELL, IS, UH, BRITTANY STILL WITH HER GRANDPARENTS?

- OH, YEAH, I'M FLYING SOLO TONIGHT.

- OKAY.

- SO YOU COMING IN OR WHAT?

- YOU KNOW, I THOU--

I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT IT BEING OKAY

FOR ME TO BE IN LOVE WITH TWO MEN.

- MM. - I THINK YOU WERE RIGHT.

- SEE, I KNEW YOU WOULD, GIRL, 'CAUSE LOVE IS LOVE.

YOU GOT TO WORK IT OUT.

- HA!

- BUT COME ON IN, SERIOUSLY.

THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE STRANGE.

- I AM. I AM.

YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU

HAVING MY BACK ON THIS.

- OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. WE GIRLS!

- I FEEL THE SAME WAY. [laughing]

SHE SAID IT'S COOL!

- HUH? HUH!

- YEAH. - [gasps]

- HA HA!

SO WHICH ROOM CAN WE DO IT IN?

[thunder claps]

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT HERE?

- 'CAUSE I CAN'T KEEP GOING BACK TO HIS HOTEL.

HE USED TO BE A LAKER, OKAY?

NOW, HE HIGH-PROFILE.

PEOPLE GONNA START FIGURING IT OUT.

NOW, IF I CAN'T USE YOUR ROOM, LET ME USE BRITTANY'S.

SHOOT, I BEEN DYING TO TEACH THAT HEIFER A LESSON.

- TASHA, LOOK.

MY HOUSE AIN'T NO SLEAZY-ASS HOTEL, OKAY?

AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I DON'T WANT

TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS.

- YOU IN THIS.

YOU HLOVE MESS, OKAY?

SO WE IN THIS TOGETHER.

NOT THE SEX PART, 'CAUSE I AIN'T INTO THREE-WAYS,

AND I SEE THE WAY YOU BE LOOKING AT MY ASS.

AH, YES!

- [clears throat]

- EVERYTHING ELSE, WE PARTNERS ON.

GOT IT?

THERE IT IS--

PROOF RICK FOX WAS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, PRE-SEX.

HA!

YOU OFFICIALLY AN ACCESSORY TO THE MURDER OF MY VAJAYJAY.

OH! AND I'M TRIPPING.

WHERE ARE MY MANNERS? FOXY, THIS IS CHARDONNAY.

CHARDONNAY, THIS IS FOXY.

- HI. RICK FOX.

- [laughing]

- THIS IS A REALLY NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE.

- YEAH.

- YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE SOME CONDOMS, WOULD YOU?

- [gasps] MY BABY.

HE'S ALWAYS INTO SAFE SEX.

- OH, DO THAT AGAIN.

- OOH, AND GET THE RIBBED ONES. THEY THE BOMB.

- RIGHT? - OKAY.

[both laughing]

[elevator bell dings]

- HOO!

[laughing]

IT'S A GOOD THING YOU GOT YOUR FOOD TO GO NOW.

I DO NOT HAVE TO WORK OUT TOMORROW.

- THAT'S FUNNY.

ALMOST AS FUNNY AS YOU SPILLING WINE

ALL OVER MY DRESS.

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HEY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

LOOK, I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?

I'M JUST TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP.

I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD PAY FOR YOUR DRY CLEANING.

AND IF THE STAIN DOESN'T COME OUT,

I'LL PAY FOR THE DRESS.

- $75,000.

- FOR THAT?

- [scoffs]

YOU KNOW WHAT?

HERE.

GIVE THIS STUPID LITTLE CHECK TO JAZZ.

JUST PLEASE DON'T GIVE IT TO HER FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

- UH, WHY NOT?

- BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO LIQUIDATE A FEW THINGS

AND CASH OUT SOME CDs TO MAKE THE CHECK GOOD.

- [laughing]

YOU'RE CRAZY. COULD YOU IMAGINE?

WHAT IF YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT?

BID ON ME AND THEN NOT HAD THE MONEY.

"GIRL, I'MA BID ON HIM AND NOT HAVE THE MONEY."

YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A REAL-LIFE CRAZY PERSON.

ARE YOU BROKE? OH--

IS THAT WHY YOU SO ASHY? YOU CAN'T AFFORD REAL LOTION?

- FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT ASHY.

I HAVE ECZEMA, OKAY?

SECOND OF ALL, I'M NOT BROKE EITHER.

I JUST KNOW THAT I HAVE TO BE READY

TO LIVE OFF THE MONEY I MADE AS A CHILD

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

- OKAY, WELL, THEN WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID

LIKE SPENDING ALL THAT MONEY TO BID ON ME?

UH, ARE YOU LOVING ME THAT HARD?

- NO!

ANGELA SIMMONS AND HER LITTLE FRIEND

WERE SAYING THAT I COULDN'T AFFORD IT, SO--

- YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT.

- THEY DON'T KNOW THAT.

[scoffs]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

HAVING STRANGERS JUDGING YOU AND LAUGHING AT YOU,

SAYING THAT YOU'RE WASHED UP.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE WHAT THEY SAY, HUH?

- BECAUSE MAYBE A PIECE OF ME IS AFRAID THAT IT'S TRUE.

I DON'T KNOW, AND MAYBE IN SOME STUPID WAY,

ME TRYING TO KEEP UP MY APPEARANCE

IS TO PROVE THEM WRONG

AND TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M STILL RELEVANT.

- YO, YO, YO, YO.

COME HERE. COME HERE. COME HERE. COME HERE. COME HERE.

- [sighs] WHAT?

[touching piano music]

- LOOK, UM...

YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS, BUT I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

NO, HEY.

I WAS A NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK.

MY PICTURE WAS ON THE COVER OF EVERY SPORTS MAGAZINE

WITH A QUESTION MARK ON MY FACE.

"WHAT'S BLUE GONNA DO?

IS BLUE THE FUTURE OF FOOTBALL?

CAN HE LIVE UP TO THE HYPE?"

THAT'S A LOT.

- WELL, HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH IT?

- I DON'T KNOW YET.

I JUST GOT HERE.

MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT.

AND MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU OUT.

- [laughs]

- WHY DON'T...

YOU LET ME COVER THE 75 THOU FOR YOU?

IT'S CHARITY, AND I CAN WRITE IT OFF.

- THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. I GOT YOU.

- REALLY?

- YEAH.

- I GUESS IT IS A TAX WRITE-OFF FOR YOU.

♪

OKAY.

BUT IT'S A LOAN.

THE NEXT BIG MOVIE ROLE I GET

OR THE NEXT TIME I DO A STUCK TOGETHERREUNION,

I'M PAYING YOU BACK.

- ALL RIGHT. THAT WORKS FOR ME.

- OKAY.

MM, THANKS.

[laughs]

♪

- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

- THANK YOU.

- ♪ HAVE YOU EVER BEEN

♪ TOUCHED SO GENTLY

♪ YOU HAD TO CRY

♪

♪ HAVE YOU EVER INVITED

♪ A STRANGER TO COME INSIDE

- UM...

BLUE.

I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA EAT ALL OF THIS FOOD BY MYSELF.

ARE YOU ALLOWED A OIL CHEAT DAY?

- [laughs]

I CAN HAVE THE ASPARAGUS.

- [laughs]

- ♪ HAVE YOU EVER FELT THIS WAY? ♪

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