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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,450 LOOK DAMN GOOD, POOK. 2 00:00:04,551 --> 00:00:05,551 AND SHOW ME YOUR JUNK. 3 00:00:05,655 --> 00:00:06,825 - YOU ON YOUR WIDE SCREEN? 4 00:00:06,931 --> 00:00:09,381 - YEAH! BABY, I GOT YOU IN HD, 3-D. 5 00:00:09,482 --> 00:00:10,762 YOU IN ALL THAT. 6 00:00:10,862 --> 00:00:12,102 - A'IGHT, A'IGHT, A'IGHT. 7 00:00:12,206 --> 00:00:13,376 I GOT YOU. 8 00:00:13,482 --> 00:00:14,552 - AH! 9 00:00:14,655 --> 00:00:15,515 [laughs] 10 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:17,660 - [laughing] 11 00:00:17,758 --> 00:00:19,308 AH, BABY, LOOK AT YOUR FACE. 12 00:00:19,413 --> 00:00:22,453 BEATS THE HELL OUT OF LOOKING AT TOO $HORT'S MUG ANY DAY. 13 00:00:22,551 --> 00:00:23,831 - AW. - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 14 00:00:23,931 --> 00:00:25,481 - I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, BABY. 15 00:00:25,586 --> 00:00:26,686 I MEAN, IT SEEM LIKE JUST YESTERDAY, 16 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:28,863 WHAT, YOU WAS ON THE STREETS. 17 00:00:28,965 --> 00:00:30,995 YOU WAS DOING ALL THAT KILLING BUSINESS. 18 00:00:31,103 --> 00:00:32,033 AND NOW WHAT? 19 00:00:32,137 --> 00:00:33,657 YOU GUARDING PEOPLE FROM BEING KILLED 20 00:00:33,758 --> 00:00:35,338 WITH YOUR OWN SECURITY BUSINESS. 21 00:00:35,448 --> 00:00:36,658 - SPEAKING OF BUSINESS, 22 00:00:36,758 --> 00:00:38,858 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN NEW YORK SINCE THE DRAFT IS OVER? 23 00:00:38,965 --> 00:00:40,095 YOU HANDLED YOURS, RIGHT? 24 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,546 - WELL, SHOOT. 25 00:00:41,655 --> 00:00:44,275 YOU KNOW MY BUSINESS IS NEVER-ENDING, OKAY? 26 00:00:44,379 --> 00:00:45,449 TASHA MACK-- 27 00:00:45,551 --> 00:00:48,141 SHOOT, I GOT RISKY BUSINESS, MONKEY BUSINESS. 28 00:00:48,241 --> 00:00:49,691 AIN'T NO BIZ LIKE SHOW BUSINESS. 29 00:00:49,793 --> 00:00:51,763 [laughs] YOU KNOW? 30 00:00:51,862 --> 00:00:52,792 - ARE YOU OKAY? 31 00:00:52,896 --> 00:00:55,996 - YEAH. YEAH. I'M GOOD. 32 00:00:56,103 --> 00:00:58,553 I'M JUST MINDING MY BUSINESS. 33 00:00:58,655 --> 00:01:00,475 I'M ABOUT TO GO SHOPPING, ALL RIGHT? 34 00:01:00,586 --> 00:01:03,166 YOU KNOW I'M ABOUT THAT LIFE. 35 00:01:03,275 --> 00:01:04,545 - OKAY. 36 00:01:04,655 --> 00:01:07,515 WELL, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU IN SAN DIEGO IN A FEW DAYS, HUH? 37 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:09,450 - COOL. 38 00:01:09,551 --> 00:01:10,621 COOL. 39 00:01:10,724 --> 00:01:12,414 - COOL. 40 00:01:12,517 --> 00:01:13,897 TASH? 41 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,480 - YEAH? 42 00:01:18,103 --> 00:01:19,863 - BABY, I LOVE YOU. 43 00:01:22,068 --> 00:01:24,028 - [whispering] I LOVE YOU TOO. 44 00:01:25,965 --> 00:01:26,925 BYE. 45 00:01:27,034 --> 00:01:28,174 - THAT'S WHAT'S UP. 46 00:01:28,275 --> 00:01:29,785 - [chuckles] 47 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:43,070 - YOU ABOUT THAT DOUBLE LIFE. 48 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:44,412 - OH, LORD. 49 00:01:44,517 --> 00:01:46,307 [aggressive rock music] 50 00:01:46,413 --> 00:01:49,343 ♪ 51 00:01:52,827 --> 00:01:55,827 OH, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, RICK! 52 00:01:55,931 --> 00:01:57,211 YOU MADE ME CHEAT ON MY MAN! 53 00:01:57,310 --> 00:02:00,790 MY GOOD, TOO $HORT-PROTECTING RIDE-OR-DIE MAN-- 54 00:02:00,896 --> 00:02:02,856 YOU WITH YOUR-- YOUR PENIS. 55 00:02:02,965 --> 00:02:04,445 - OH, SO THIS IS ALL REGGIE'S FAULT NOW. 56 00:02:04,551 --> 00:02:05,931 - MM-HMM. 57 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:07,904 - LOOK, TASHA, I'M NOT SORRY I CAME TO YOUR ROOM, ALL RIGHT? 58 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING MY CALLS-- 59 00:02:09,103 --> 00:02:12,213 - I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP, RICK, WITH A KILLER. 60 00:02:12,310 --> 00:02:14,410 - I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO KILLER, 61 00:02:14,517 --> 00:02:16,027 NOT AS LONG AS I HAVE MY BABY BACK. 62 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,717 - I'M NOT YOUR BABY, RICK. 63 00:02:17,827 --> 00:02:19,027 LAST NIGHT, IT WAS A MISTAKE. 64 00:02:19,137 --> 00:02:20,587 DON'T YOU SEE THAT? 65 00:02:20,689 --> 00:02:22,379 OKAY, NOW, TASHA MACK MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS, 66 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:23,692 BUT SHE AIN'T NO CHEATER. 67 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:25,103 OKAY, RICHMOND? 68 00:02:25,206 --> 00:02:27,686 BOUTTHATLIFE. 69 00:02:27,793 --> 00:02:29,973 - YEAH, I GET IT, ABOUT THAT LIFE. 70 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:31,998 LOOK, TASHA... 71 00:02:32,103 --> 00:02:34,073 I'VE HAD A LOT OF SLEAZY ONE-NIGHT STANDS. 72 00:02:34,172 --> 00:02:35,312 - AND? - LIKE HUNDREDS. 73 00:02:35,413 --> 00:02:36,453 - I GET IT. 74 00:02:36,551 --> 00:02:37,281 - I'M NOT EVEN COUNTING MY CELTIC DAYS. 75 00:02:37,379 --> 00:02:39,029 - RICK. - SORRY. 76 00:02:39,137 --> 00:02:41,377 I'M JUST SAYING. 77 00:02:41,482 --> 00:02:43,312 I'VE HAD A LOT OF RANDOM SEX. 78 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,663 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS WAS. 79 00:02:44,758 --> 00:02:46,928 - OH-OH, HANDS. HANDS. 80 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,554 - TASHA. 81 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,693 I LOVE YOU. 82 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:55,693 I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU. 83 00:02:55,793 --> 00:02:59,003 I KNOW WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES BUT WE CAN WORK THEM OUT. 84 00:03:01,241 --> 00:03:02,281 - NO. NO. 85 00:03:02,379 --> 00:03:04,719 NO, NO, NO, NO. 86 00:03:04,827 --> 00:03:06,067 OKAY, LOOK. 87 00:03:06,172 --> 00:03:08,552 I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU AND REGGIE'S FINE ASSES 88 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,235 SUCK ME AND MATILDA BACK IN AGAIN, OKAY? 89 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:11,694 I'M NOT. 90 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:13,483 NOW, LOOK, I'M-- I'M WITH POOKIE, ALL RIGHT? 91 00:03:13,586 --> 00:03:15,306 AND THAT'S WHERE I BELONG, OKAY? 92 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:17,073 SO GO. 93 00:03:17,172 --> 00:03:19,832 [grunting] GO! 94 00:03:19,931 --> 00:03:21,311 DAMN. 95 00:03:21,413 --> 00:03:24,383 - OKAY. OKAY, I'LL GO. 96 00:03:24,482 --> 00:03:26,242 BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 97 00:03:26,344 --> 00:03:27,594 IF YOU SO IN LOVE WITH POKIE-- 98 00:03:27,689 --> 00:03:28,619 - POOKIE. 99 00:03:28,724 --> 00:03:30,794 POOKIE GROWN-ASS MAN, 100 00:03:30,896 --> 00:03:32,586 SUPPOSED TO BE A KILLER. 101 00:03:32,689 --> 00:03:33,689 [scoffs] 102 00:03:33,793 --> 00:03:36,793 IF YOU SO IN LOVE WITH POOKIE, 103 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:39,406 THEN WHAT YOU DOING HERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW? 104 00:03:41,275 --> 00:03:42,585 YEAH. 105 00:03:49,137 --> 00:03:51,997 - DON'T YOU WANT TO GET DRESSED FIRST? 106 00:03:52,103 --> 00:03:54,693 - IT'S OKAY. THEY KNOW ME HERE. 107 00:03:56,241 --> 00:03:57,721 [door clicks closed] 108 00:03:58,551 --> 00:04:00,901 - HEY. HEY. 109 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,590 - MM-MM. 110 00:04:02,689 --> 00:04:05,309 THIS IS NOT GONNA GET ME TO BLACK OUT. 111 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:06,343 - NO. 112 00:04:06,448 --> 00:04:07,858 THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S GINGER ALE, GIRL. 113 00:04:07,965 --> 00:04:08,855 - I'M SORRY. 114 00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:09,825 I KNOW I SHOULDN'T SAY THIS TO YOU, 115 00:04:09,931 --> 00:04:11,101 BUT I HATE WHEN YOU'RE SOBER. 116 00:04:11,206 --> 00:04:12,026 - YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT? - YES. 117 00:04:12,137 --> 00:04:13,587 - SOBER IS FOR LOSERS, Y'ALL. 118 00:04:13,689 --> 00:04:15,619 I'M TELLING YOU. THANK GOD I'M RICH. 119 00:04:15,724 --> 00:04:16,764 WHOO! [chuckles] 120 00:04:16,862 --> 00:04:19,032 HEY, A TOAST TO BEING RICH! 121 00:04:19,137 --> 00:04:21,267 - AND FAMOUS! - AND FAMOUS! 122 00:04:21,379 --> 00:04:22,239 HEY, HEY, HEY. 123 00:04:22,344 --> 00:04:23,594 - YEAH. 124 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:25,139 - AND TRIFLING. 125 00:04:25,241 --> 00:04:26,311 - OH, MY BOY. 126 00:04:26,413 --> 00:04:27,593 YO! HEY-OH--WHAT? 127 00:04:27,689 --> 00:04:28,719 - DON'T SPEAK TO HIM. 128 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:29,717 - GIRL, I BEEN KNOWING JASON FOR TEN YEARS. 129 00:04:29,827 --> 00:04:31,687 WHY NOT? - NOT JASON. BLUE. 130 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:34,033 - LET'S JUST, UH-- LET'S GO OVER HERE. 131 00:04:35,724 --> 00:04:37,244 - LOOK, SO, ONE MINUTE, 132 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:39,484 ME AND DUDE ARE HANGING OUT AROUND DRAFT NIGHT. 133 00:04:39,586 --> 00:04:42,686 THE NEXT MINUTE, HE HOOKS UP WITH MY GIRL CIARA. 134 00:04:42,793 --> 00:04:45,143 TO BE A NUMBER-ONE DRAFT PICK AGAIN, Y'ALL, I'M TELLING YOU! 135 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:47,311 YO, I REMEMBER MY DRAFT-NIGHT SMASH. 136 00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:49,283 Y'ALL WANT TO KNOW WHO IT IS? - NO. 137 00:04:49,379 --> 00:04:50,589 - DESTINY'S CHILD. 138 00:04:50,689 --> 00:04:51,589 - ALL OF 'EM? 139 00:04:51,689 --> 00:04:52,659 - I'M A MAN. 140 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:54,618 YO, GIRL, WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN THIRSTY? 141 00:04:54,724 --> 00:04:56,484 YOU KNOW WHAT? SWITCH OUT WITH THE WHITE GIRL. 142 00:04:56,586 --> 00:04:58,616 COME ON, GO, GO. 143 00:04:58,724 --> 00:05:01,104 THE LAST TIME IN V.I.P., SHE DID THE SAME THING. 144 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:02,136 DAMN. 145 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:03,931 - GIRL, DON'T TRIP. HE HAS GONORRHEA. 146 00:05:04,034 --> 00:05:05,414 - ALL RIGHT, SO HERE I WAS WITH CIARA, RIGHT? 147 00:05:05,517 --> 00:05:08,097 AND SHE WAS LOOKING LIKE CIARA. - WORD. 148 00:05:08,206 --> 00:05:09,406 - WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE, MAN? 149 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,687 - I WOULD'VE DONE CIARA. - THANK YOU. 150 00:05:11,793 --> 00:05:12,903 - LOOK, MAN, YOU'RE YOUNG. 151 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,170 YOU'RE THE NUMBER-ONE DRAFT PICK. 152 00:05:14,275 --> 00:05:15,995 ENJOY. GET YOUR PARTY OF FIVEON. 153 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:19,413 HUH? GET YOUR PUNKY BREWSTER'D. 154 00:05:19,517 --> 00:05:21,997 SOLEIL YOUR MOON FRYE, MY BROTHER. 155 00:05:22,103 --> 00:05:23,213 [laughs] 156 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:24,690 - NO, I DON'T GET THAT. 157 00:05:24,793 --> 00:05:25,763 - YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER. 158 00:05:25,862 --> 00:05:28,762 LET'S JUST DO THIS INTERVIEW. OKAY. 159 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:32,312 SO YOU WERE RAISED A MILITARY BRAT, RIGHT? 160 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:34,903 WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON TOP GUN? GOOSE OR MAVERICK? 161 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,070 IS THAT A MOVIE? 162 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:38,102 - WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN? 163 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:39,856 - '90. - GOOD LORD. 164 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,235 I GOT PUBES OLDER THAN YOU. - GENTLEMEN. 165 00:05:42,344 --> 00:05:43,284 - WE DIDN'T-- WE DIDN'T ORDER THAT. 166 00:05:43,379 --> 00:05:44,899 - OH, IT'S COMPLIMENTS OF MANAGEMENT. 167 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,280 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 168 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,239 TELL THEM WE POLITELY DECLINE, BUT I DON'T TOUCH THE STUFF. 169 00:05:48,344 --> 00:05:51,174 YOU DON'T DRINK. GREAT. FOR THE RECORD, HE'S THATGUY. 170 00:05:51,275 --> 00:05:52,475 - WHOA, WHOA, HEY. I DRINK. 171 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,716 I JUST DON'T DRINK THAT. 172 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:55,827 SO YOU'RE TOO COOL FOR, UH, FREE CHAMPAGNE, HUH? 173 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:58,241 - LOOK, NO, I'M JUST NOT A, UH, BOTTLE-POPPING TYPE GUY. 174 00:05:58,344 --> 00:05:59,794 - REALLY, THURGOOD MARSHALL? 175 00:05:59,896 --> 00:06:01,546 'CAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE AN R&B-SINGER-POPPING 176 00:06:01,655 --> 00:06:02,515 KIND OF GUY. 177 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:03,620 - HEY, I'M COMPLICATED, MAN. 178 00:06:03,724 --> 00:06:04,794 - YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN TOP GUN. 179 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:05,656 HOW COMPLICATED CAN YOU BE? 180 00:06:05,758 --> 00:06:07,758 - LOOK, I'M--I'M THERE, OKAY? 181 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:09,552 HEY, OFF THE RECORD, 182 00:06:09,655 --> 00:06:10,965 YOU KNOW WHAT GOES WITH JAMESON ON THE ROCKS? 183 00:06:11,068 --> 00:06:12,758 - WHAT'S THAT? - R&B VAGINA. 184 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:16,212 - YOU ARE ABHORRENTLY OBNOXIOUS, AND I THINK I LOVE YOU. 185 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:17,550 [both laugh] 186 00:06:17,655 --> 00:06:18,475 - TO R&B. 187 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:19,996 - TO VAGINA! - YEAH! 188 00:06:20,103 --> 00:06:21,553 - TO VAGINA! - COME ON! 189 00:06:21,655 --> 00:06:22,615 - YEAH! [cheers, glasses clinking] 190 00:06:22,724 --> 00:06:24,594 BUSHY OR SHAVEN, 191 00:06:24,689 --> 00:06:26,209 YOU ARE WHAT WE'RE CRAVIN'. 192 00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:27,410 [laughter] 193 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:28,657 - VAGINA! 194 00:06:28,758 --> 00:06:31,208 [cheers and laughter] 195 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:32,620 - WHERE ARE Y'ALL GOING? 196 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,337 - VAGINA! [cheers] 197 00:06:35,448 --> 00:06:36,378 - I HATE HIM. 198 00:06:36,482 --> 00:06:37,312 - [laughter and cheers] 199 00:06:37,413 --> 00:06:40,073 LOVELY CLITORIS. 200 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:43,791 - MALIK, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 201 00:06:43,896 --> 00:06:45,616 - TO CATCH THE TAIL END OF THE VAGINA TOAST. 202 00:06:45,724 --> 00:06:46,664 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. CHILL. 203 00:06:46,758 --> 00:06:47,718 - MALIK. 204 00:06:47,827 --> 00:06:48,967 - VAGINA! - TO VAGINA! 205 00:06:49,068 --> 00:06:50,238 - SERIOUSLY? 206 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:51,594 [men cheering and shouting] 207 00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:55,214 - OH. 208 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:56,620 POOKIE! 209 00:06:56,724 --> 00:06:57,794 WHAT YOU DOING HERE? 210 00:06:57,896 --> 00:06:58,896 YOU WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE UNTIL TOMORROW. 211 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,930 - YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THE LAST TIME WE SKYPED, 212 00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:02,174 YOU SOUNDED A LITTLE BIT WEIRD, 213 00:07:02,275 --> 00:07:04,335 SO I DECIDED TO FLY OUT TO SEE IF YOU WAS OKAY. 214 00:07:04,448 --> 00:07:07,308 WEIRD HOW? 215 00:07:07,413 --> 00:07:08,763 - UH, WEIRD LIKE YOU WALKING AROUND 216 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,452 LIKE CAPTAIN JACK WITH ONE SHOE ON. 217 00:07:10,551 --> 00:07:12,971 - UH, BOY, THAT AIN'T WEIRD. 218 00:07:13,068 --> 00:07:14,998 THAT'S ABOUT THAT LIFE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 219 00:07:15,103 --> 00:07:16,413 [both laughing] 220 00:07:16,517 --> 00:07:17,857 COME HERE, BABY. GIVE ME A KISS. 221 00:07:17,965 --> 00:07:18,715 - ALL RIGHT. 222 00:07:18,827 --> 00:07:20,137 both: MM. 223 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:22,381 - MM! OH. 224 00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:24,032 OOH, ALL RIGHT. 225 00:07:24,137 --> 00:07:25,967 HEY, SO YOU HUNGRY? 226 00:07:26,068 --> 00:07:27,858 WANT TO GO GET SOME LUNCH? 227 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:30,965 - YEAH, I'M HUNGRY, BUT, YOU KNOW, NOT FOR LUNCH. 228 00:07:31,068 --> 00:07:32,068 - UH, WELL, WAIT, WAIT. 229 00:07:32,172 --> 00:07:33,552 YOU KNOW WHAT? 230 00:07:33,655 --> 00:07:35,375 NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, 231 00:07:35,482 --> 00:07:38,452 THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON HERE, MARION. 232 00:07:38,551 --> 00:07:39,791 - OH, HERE WE GO. 233 00:07:39,896 --> 00:07:40,826 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 234 00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:43,691 I FIND IT WEIRD-- MAY I SAY STRANGE-- 235 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:45,313 THAT I COME HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY 236 00:07:45,413 --> 00:07:47,033 AND FIND A GROWN-ASS MAN SITTING IN THE MIDDLE 237 00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:49,027 OF MY HOME-TEL LIVING ROOM, 238 00:07:49,137 --> 00:07:52,207 READING MORGAN FREEMAN'S BIOGRAPHY. 239 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:53,310 - THAT'S NELSON MANDELA. 240 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:54,483 - WHATEVER. 241 00:07:54,586 --> 00:07:56,996 I JUST FIND IT WEIRD THAT YOU AND MANDELA, 242 00:07:57,103 --> 00:07:59,103 OH, Y'ALL THINK Y'ALL CAN JUST POP IN AND OUT OF MY LIFE 243 00:07:59,206 --> 00:08:00,166 WHENEVER YOU SEE FIT. 244 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:01,515 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 245 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:02,660 I TRY TO COME DOWN HERE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. 246 00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:04,068 YOU KNOW, I GOT A SECURITY BUSINESS AT HOME. 247 00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:06,452 - OKAY, WELL, I NEED CONSISTENCY, POOKIE, ALL RIGHT? 248 00:08:06,551 --> 00:08:08,211 EVEN A BROKE CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY. 249 00:08:08,310 --> 00:08:09,450 HELL, AND TASHA MACK, 250 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:11,141 SHE AIN'T TRYING TO BE NO BROKE CLOCK. 251 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,381 - EXPLAIN. 252 00:08:12,482 --> 00:08:15,692 TWO PEOPLE CANNOT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, 253 00:08:15,793 --> 00:08:16,903 ALL RIGHT, AND NOT KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON 254 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,210 WITH THE OTHER ONE WHEN THEY CLEAR ACROSS 255 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:19,550 ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN. 256 00:08:19,655 --> 00:08:21,205 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 257 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:22,860 - EXACTLY. 258 00:08:22,965 --> 00:08:24,785 THAT IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF MISCOMMUNICATION 259 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:25,756 THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 260 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:27,032 THAT LEADS TO ALL KIND OF NONSENSE. 261 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:29,207 - WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE? - I DON'T KNOW! 262 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:30,030 ALL KINDS. 263 00:08:30,137 --> 00:08:31,517 - WHAT, LIKE CHEATING? - UH-- 264 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:33,070 CHEATING? - YEAH. 265 00:08:33,172 --> 00:08:35,242 - WHO THE HELL SAID ANYTHING ABOUT CHEATING, OKAY? 266 00:08:35,344 --> 00:08:36,524 THIS IS ABOUT YOUR FAILURE 267 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:38,450 TO COMMIT TO THIS RELATIONSHIP, NEGRO. 268 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,381 - OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 269 00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:40,692 TIME-OUT. TIME-OUT. TIME-OUT. 270 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:42,383 BABY, I'M SORRY. 271 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:44,312 IF I MADE YOU FEEL LIKE I'M NOT IN THIS, 272 00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:45,213 LET'S BE VERY CLEAR. 273 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:46,720 I AM IN THIS. 274 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,547 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE TO YOU 275 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:51,235 THAT I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE? 276 00:08:51,344 --> 00:08:53,864 [tattoo needle buzzing] 277 00:08:53,965 --> 00:08:56,475 - OKAY, SO THAT'S "POOKIE" WITH TWO "O"s, ALL RIGHT? 278 00:08:56,586 --> 00:08:57,896 I WANT YOU TO GET IT RIGHT. 279 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,380 I DON'T WANT MY RIGHT BUTT CHEEK SAYING "POKIE." 280 00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:04,212 OW! 281 00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:06,587 OOH! OH! 282 00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:08,379 [grunts] SQUEEZE IT. 283 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:09,622 - I'M SQUEEZING. 284 00:09:09,724 --> 00:09:11,934 - UGH! OW! 285 00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:17,722 OKAY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU ALMOST FINISHED. 286 00:09:17,827 --> 00:09:19,587 - RIGHT NOW IT JUST SAY "POO." 287 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:20,589 - UGH. 288 00:09:20,689 --> 00:09:22,479 ALL RIGHT, GO ON BACK UP IN THERE. 289 00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:23,896 [sighs] 290 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,720 YOU KNOW, YOU A PART OF ME NOW, 291 00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:27,167 FOREVER. 292 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,335 - UH-HUH. 293 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:30,688 - WHAT'S WRONG, POOKIE? 294 00:09:30,793 --> 00:09:33,243 YOU AIN'T HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS, ARE YOU? 295 00:09:33,344 --> 00:09:35,934 - UH... 296 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,594 YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY? IT JUST DON'T FEEL RIGHT. 297 00:09:37,689 --> 00:09:38,789 - WHAT? 298 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:40,166 LIKE THEY USING DIRTY NEEDLES OR SOMETHING? 299 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:41,965 OKAY, 'CAUSE I CAN'T PLAY WITH NO HEPATITIS, ALL RIGHT? 300 00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:43,658 I BEEN CLEAN TOO LONG TO GET ONE OF THE DIRTY DIRTIES. 301 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:44,898 - NO, BABY. 302 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,170 I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW, I GOT A LOT OF TATS, 303 00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:48,545 A LOT OF TATS THAT REPRESENT WOMEN 304 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:51,755 THAT I FELT LIKE I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT AT THE TIME. 305 00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:54,002 BUT-- - BUT? 306 00:09:55,482 --> 00:09:56,692 - BUT I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT. 307 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:59,903 - BABY, LOOK, THAT'S WHY WE GETTING THE TATTOOS, OKAY? 308 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,280 IT MEANS WE UN-JINXABLE. 309 00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:03,899 - [snickers] 310 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,970 OH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 311 00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:06,858 I JUST HEARD THAT SO MANY TIMES BEFORE. 312 00:10:06,965 --> 00:10:08,445 - SHUT UP, RATATOUILLE, OKAY? 313 00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:09,831 AND JUST FINISH INKING MY ASS. 314 00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:12,031 - YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY? HE'S RIGHT. 315 00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:13,307 GETTING ALL THIS INK IS NOT GONNA 316 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,553 MAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP STRONGER. 317 00:10:15,655 --> 00:10:17,655 IT'S CONSISTENCY. 318 00:10:17,758 --> 00:10:19,518 AND THE ONLY WAY WE GONNA GET CONSISTENCY 319 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,860 IS IF I'M AROUND YOU EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE. 320 00:10:22,965 --> 00:10:25,025 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, POOK? 321 00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,594 - I'M SAYING 322 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,479 I'MA MOVE MY SECURITY BUSINESS 323 00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:35,926 DOWN TO SAN DIEGO TO BE WITH YOU FULL-TIME, 324 00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:38,904 IF YOU'LL HAVE ME. 325 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,450 - HELL, YES, I WILL HAVE YOU. 326 00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:42,861 OH, I JUST WISH YOU WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING 327 00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:46,025 BEFORE I GOT YOUR DAMN NAME TATTOOED ON MY ASS. 328 00:10:46,137 --> 00:10:47,337 NOW, LOOK, RATATOUILLE, 329 00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:49,548 WE JUST GONNA CALL IT A DAY AT "POOK," ALL RIGHT? 330 00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:52,825 - ALL RIGHT. - WHEW. 331 00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:55,521 I LOVE YOU. 332 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,140 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 333 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,311 - WELL, THEN LOOK AT ME, AND STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS. 334 00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:00,283 - OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 335 00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:01,409 - YEAH, OKAY. 336 00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:03,097 [laughs] 337 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,926 [slow light rock music] 338 00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:06,524 ♪ 339 00:11:17,103 --> 00:11:19,283 - ♪ OH, THE FEELING 340 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,999 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE REELING 341 00:11:22,103 --> 00:11:23,693 - OH, HEY, YOU. 342 00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:24,833 WHY WASN'T I INVITED? 343 00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:27,241 [laughs] WHAT YOU DOING HERE? 344 00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:29,174 - WHAT AM I DOING IN THE GROCERY STORE 345 00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:31,065 WITH A SHOPPING CART FULL OF FOOD? 346 00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:32,212 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 347 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:33,550 I MEAN, YOU COULD BE WORKING. 348 00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:35,405 SOME ACTORS HAVE DAY JOBS, 349 00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,407 LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, UH, WAITING TABLES? 350 00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:39,277 YOURS COULD BE STOCKING SHELVES. 351 00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:40,549 - [chuckles sarcastically] 352 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:41,515 - HEY, LOOK. HEY. 353 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:42,720 ABOUT NEW YORK-- 354 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:43,967 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T OWE ME AN APOLOGY. 355 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:46,828 - WH--WHAT WOULD I APOLOGIZE FOR? 356 00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:47,931 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 357 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:50,144 NO APOLOGY NECESSARY FOR EMBARRASSING ME 358 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:54,101 AND GETTING ME BLASTED ON THE COVER OF CHATTER, 359 00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:55,516 SISTER 2 SISTER, 360 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:56,590 AND BLACK GIRL HAIR. 361 00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:57,969 - YO, WHY ARE WE EVEN IN THIS? 362 00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:00,378 - BECAUSE MY HAIR IS CONSISTENTLY ON POINT, OKAY? 363 00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:01,592 DON'T HATE. 364 00:12:01,689 --> 00:12:02,929 - LOOK, I BELIEVE YOU STARTED THIS, REMEMBER? 365 00:12:03,034 --> 00:12:03,934 YOU KISSED ME. 366 00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:05,074 - [laughs] OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 367 00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:06,662 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 368 00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:09,518 FAST-ASS KEIRA HAD THE NERVE TO KISS YOU. 369 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,140 OF COURSE YOU SHOULD SLEEP WITH MY FRIEND. 370 00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:12,521 I WAS ASKING FOR IT. 371 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,140 - NO, WHOA, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS SAYING, AND YOU KNOW IT. 372 00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:15,521 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 373 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,030 LET'S SAVE OURSELVES THE MISERY AND ESTABLISH SOME RULES. 374 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,097 - RULES? - MM-HMM. 375 00:12:18,206 --> 00:12:19,276 - OKAY. 376 00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:20,339 - LIKE THE NEXT TIME WE RUN INTO EACH OTHER, 377 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,718 NO MUTUAL PLEASANTRIES. 378 00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:23,757 YOU GO YOUR WAY. I'LL GO MINE. 379 00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:25,102 KEEP IT MOVING. COOL? 380 00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:26,096 - COOL. 381 00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:27,826 BECAUSE NOTHING ABOUT BUMPING INTO YOU 382 00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:28,901 IS PLEASANT. 383 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,170 - IF WE'RE BOTH AT THE GROCERY STORE, 384 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:31,095 IF I'M IN PRODUCE-- 385 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,616 - I'LL BE IN FROZEN FOOD-- 386 00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:34,594 THEORETICALLY, THOUGH, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY ONLY DO ORGANIC. 387 00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:36,759 - AND IF WE'RE BOTH AT THE MALL, I'LL BE AT NEIMAN MARCUS, 388 00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:38,212 AND YOU CAN STAY AT OLD NAVY. 389 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:40,380 - ACTUALLY, UH, THAT'S THEORETICAL TOO, 390 00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:43,212 BECAUSE I AM FAR MORE LIKELY TO BE AT NEIMAN'S THAN YOU. 391 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:44,210 - EXCUSE ME? 392 00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:46,030 - YEAH. KEEP IT MOVING. 393 00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:47,757 - IT WAS NOT NICE SEEING YOU. 394 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,832 - YOU EITHER. 395 00:12:49,931 --> 00:12:52,411 BYE. - BYE. 396 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:54,477 - NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T SAY "GOOD." 397 00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:57,206 - WHO CARES? 398 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:02,070 - ♪ BUT, OH, WHEN YOU FALL 399 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:05,212 ♪ OH, WHEN YOU FALL 400 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:07,720 ♪ FALL AT MY DOOR 401 00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:09,027 - OH, MY GOD. 402 00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:10,687 PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE NOT MOVING INTO MY BUILDING. 403 00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,483 - SORRY. NO TIME TO TALK. 404 00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:13,446 GOT TO KEEP IT MOVING. 405 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,621 CLOSE IT UP, JOE. 406 00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,407 - UGH. 407 00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:22,686 - HERE WE GO--NO, NO. 408 00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:24,483 - THANK YOU--WHAT? - JUST HOLD ON FOR A SECOND. 409 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,686 HERE. - OOH! 410 00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:27,793 - AHH! - [laughs] 411 00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:30,276 OH, POOK! YOU DIDN'T! 412 00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:31,409 - NO, I DIDN'T. 413 00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:34,237 - AH! - WHO ARE THEY FROM? 414 00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:36,174 - UM... 415 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:38,235 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 416 00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:40,694 I FORGOT THAT I HAD JOINED THE FLOWER-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB 417 00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:42,283 BACK BEFORE I WAS IN MENOPAUSE. 418 00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:43,719 - MENOPAUSE? YOU'RE IN MENOPAUSE? 419 00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:44,657 - WELL, YOU KNOW, IT COME AND GO, 420 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,208 JUST LIKE THE HICCUPS. 421 00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:48,830 BABY, COULD YOU, UM, GO GET ME SOME VASELINE 422 00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:50,381 FOR THIS ITCHY-ASS TATTOO? 423 00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:51,592 FEEL A KELOID COMING ON. 424 00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:52,789 - ALL RIGHT. 425 00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,136 - AND YOU KNOW THEY RUN IN MY FAMILY, OKAY? 426 00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:57,031 TO THIS DAY, GRANDMA PEARL STILL CAN'T WEAR NO EARRINGS. 427 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,927 - ♪ TO THE GROUND 428 00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,074 ♪ YOU'LL KNOW HEARTACHE 429 00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:02,382 - ARE YOU CRAZY? 430 00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:04,832 SENDING ME FLOWERS WITH YOUR ROMANTIC ASS. 431 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,101 LOOK-- 432 00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:07,656 MM. 433 00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,208 [whispering] STOP. 434 00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:10,340 STOP! 435 00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:12,758 OKAY, LOOK, WOULD YOU SHUT UP? 436 00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:13,722 ALL RIGHT. 437 00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:15,547 MEET ME IN AN HOUR, OKAY? 438 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,895 AND I'MA TEXT YOU WHERE, OKAY? 439 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,860 AND DON'T BRING REGGIE'S ASS. 440 00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:22,405 ALL RIGHT. 441 00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:23,967 BABY? - YEAH? 442 00:14:24,068 --> 00:14:26,028 - HURRY UP. I FEEL IT RISING. 443 00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:28,787 - ♪ FALL AT MY DOOR 444 00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:33,549 y hip-hop music] 445 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,825 ♪ 446 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,785 - RICK, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 447 00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,476 I BELONG TO POOKIE, OKAY? 448 00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:46,716 - YOU COULD SAY THE SKY IS FALLING. 449 00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:47,927 DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE. 450 00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:48,834 - OH, REALLY? 451 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,791 ALL RIGHT. 452 00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:52,236 TRUE THAT. 453 00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:53,484 HMM? 454 00:14:53,586 --> 00:14:55,206 HUH? GO ON! 455 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:56,620 SAY SOMETHING NOW. 456 00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:59,244 [R&B music] 457 00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,144 ♪ 458 00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:02,721 - ♪ I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE 459 00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:05,067 ♪ 460 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:08,171 ♪ WE SHOULD NEVER GO THERE 461 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,515 ♪ 462 00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:12,785 ♪ WHY YOU WANT TO GO THERE? 463 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:13,786 - YES, HI. 464 00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:16,336 CAN I HAVE TRIPLE-A PLEASE? 465 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,208 - ♪ I GUESS I GOT TO GO THERE 466 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,000 - [laughing] 467 00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:22,693 NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY. I JUST SAW SOMETHING HILARIOUS. 468 00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:23,833 HA! 469 00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:24,791 HOO, MAN. 470 00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:26,136 NAH, GIRL, YOU KNOW ME. 471 00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:27,661 JUST KEEPING IT MOVING! 472 00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:29,618 [chuckles] 473 00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:30,934 - ARE YOU--TWO HOURS? 474 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,554 SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO MAKE IT TO AN AUDITION. 475 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,335 REALLY? - YEAH, SAFE. 476 00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:36,448 READY TO ROLL. THAT'S HOW WE LIKE IT. 477 00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,761 SMOOTH SAILING. 478 00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:42,312 - [sighs with disgust] 479 00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:45,073 - ♪ SO PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME 480 00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:46,482 ♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU 481 00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:47,586 [engine rumbling] 482 00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:50,209 ♪ 'CAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY 483 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:52,720 ♪ BEFORE IT GETS BEAUTIFUL 484 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,237 ♪ PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME 485 00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:57,624 ♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU 486 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,214 ♪ AND IF YOU LOVE ME 487 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:03,000 ♪ THEN LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL 488 00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,553 ♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFU-U-UL 489 00:16:05,655 --> 00:16:08,135 ♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL 490 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:10,861 ♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFU-U-UL 491 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:12,925 ♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL 492 00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:15,174 ♪ EVERYTHING I SAY RIGHT NOW 493 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,925 - LOOK, HAND ME THE TIRE IRON. 494 00:16:17,034 --> 00:16:18,004 - THE WHAT? 495 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,103 - THE WIGGLY THING OVER THERE. [snickers] 496 00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:23,516 - ♪ CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT? 497 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,210 ♪ YOU GONNA START ASKING ME QUESTIONS ♪ 498 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:27,340 - HERE, PUT THIS ON. 499 00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:28,688 YOU LOOK COLD. 500 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,073 - THANK YOU. - YEAH. 501 00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:32,212 - ♪ BABY, THE FACT IS 502 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:34,790 ♪ YOU'RE HEARING RUMORS ABOUT ME ♪ 503 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:37,406 ♪ AND SAW SOME PICTURES ONLINE 504 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,167 ♪ SAYING THEY GOT YOU SO ANGRY 505 00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:40,995 - LOOK. 506 00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:42,593 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW CIARA WAS YOUR HOMEGIRL. 507 00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:44,169 - UM, I TOLD YOU, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 508 00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:45,515 - COME ON, IF IT DIDN'T MATTER, 509 00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,860 THEN YOU WOULDN'T RELEGATE ME TO JUST KEEP IT MOVING. 510 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,135 BUT LOOK, I GET IT. 511 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:50,691 YOU KNOW, I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD BE PISSED. 512 00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:51,903 - WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE? 513 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,240 - BECAUSE I MEET A LOT OF GIRLS, ALL RIGHT? 514 00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:54,724 - CLEARLY. 515 00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:56,927 - AND THEY'RE NOT ALL AS INTERESTING AS YOU. 516 00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:59,414 - OH, IS THAT THE SAME THING THAT YOU TOLD CIARA? 517 00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:00,477 DID SHE FALL FOR THAT MESS? 518 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,716 - YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS ONE NIGHT. 519 00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:02,967 - DOES SHE KNOW THAT? 520 00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:04,898 - [snickers] YOU KNOW WHAT? 521 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,410 I TRIED, ALL RIGHT? 522 00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,237 I'M DONE. 523 00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:11,244 YOU CAN LEAVE MY JACKET WITH THE CONCIERGE. 524 00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:14,524 - OKAY. GOD. 525 00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,619 YOU ARE VERY SENSITIVE. 526 00:17:18,964 --> 00:17:20,794 LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A DEAL? 527 00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:23,206 - OH, SO WE MAKING DEALS NOW? 528 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,410 - IF YOU CAN FIX MY TIRE IN ENOUGH TIME FOR ME 529 00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:27,997 TO MAKE IT TO MY AUDITION, WE CAN BE COOL. 530 00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:29,763 - [laughs] 531 00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:32,172 SO WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "COOL"? 532 00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:34,615 - I MEAN WE STILL KEEP IT MOVING, 533 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:37,724 BUT MAYBE WE CAN THROW IN A COUPLE PLEASANTRIES. 534 00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:39,377 - OH. COOL, COOL. 535 00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:40,762 SO I'M RISKING MY MILLION-DOLLAR HANDS 536 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,242 FOR A QUICK "WHAT'S UP?" 537 00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:44,454 - IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MIGHT GET A "HOW YOU DOING?" 538 00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:47,001 - WELL, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO 539 00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:50,073 TO GET A "HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING?" 540 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:54,032 - HOW ABOUT YOU FOCUS ON FIXING MY TIRE? 541 00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:56,757 - WE COMING BACK TO THEM EGGS. I'M JUST TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. 542 00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:57,832 - FIX THE TIRE. 543 00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,521 - OKAY, BUT WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THEM EGGS. 544 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,970 SCRAMBLED. 545 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,068 - BOY, I DO NOT COOK. - OMELETS. 546 00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:04,312 WE'LL GET YOU SOME LESSONS. 547 00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:05,283 - ASK CIARA. 548 00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:06,279 - [laughs] 549 00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:08,449 OH, YOU GONNA GO THERE. OKAY. 550 00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:10,621 - RICK, THIS CANNOT HAPPEN 551 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,104 AGAIN, OKAY? 552 00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:14,306 I LOVE POOKIE. 553 00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,173 - YOU KEEP SAYING THAT. 554 00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:18,545 - AND I'MA KEEP SAYING IT, OKAY, UNTIL I CONVINCE YOU. 555 00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:21,475 - YEAH, UNTIL YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF. 556 00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:22,896 DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY MEN'S NAMES 557 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,380 ARE PARTIALLY AND DESPERATELY TATTOOED ON YOUR ASS, TASHA. 558 00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:30,972 I KNOW MY NAME IS FULLY TATTOOED ON YOUR HEART. 559 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,548 - ♪ HEY 560 00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:35,335 ♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL 561 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,308 - [whimpers] 562 00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:40,623 - ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 563 00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:41,594 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE 564 00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:43,899 - YOUR MOVE. 565 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,100 - ♪ BABY 566 00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:48,276 ♪ WE SHOULD NEVER GO THERE 567 00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:49,449 - [sighs] 568 00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,281 [exhales deeply] 569 00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:52,339 - ♪ PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME 570 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:54,238 - ♪ DON'T JUDGE ME 571 00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:55,414 - ♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU 572 00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:56,517 - ♪ AND I WON'T 573 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,100 ♪ 'CAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY 574 00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,546 - HEY, TASHA. 575 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,275 - ♪ BEFORE IT GETS BEAUTIFUL 576 00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:03,789 ♪ SO PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME 577 00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:05,546 - AH! 578 00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,335 - ♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU - ♪ AND I WON'T 579 00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:09,828 ♪ 'CAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY 580 00:19:09,878 --> 00:19:14,428 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38854

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