Original subtitles

LOOK DAMN GOOD, POOK.

AND SHOW ME YOUR JUNK.

- YOU ON YOUR WIDE SCREEN?

- YEAH! BABY, I GOT YOU IN HD, 3-D.

YOU IN ALL THAT.

- A'IGHT, A'IGHT, A'IGHT.

I GOT YOU.

- AH!

[laughs]

- [laughing]

AH, BABY, LOOK AT YOUR FACE.

BEATS THE HELL OUT OF LOOKING AT TOO $HORT'S MUG ANY DAY.

- AW. - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, BABY.

I MEAN, IT SEEM LIKE JUST YESTERDAY,

WHAT, YOU WAS ON THE STREETS.

YOU WAS DOING ALL THAT KILLING BUSINESS.

AND NOW WHAT?

YOU GUARDING PEOPLE FROM BEING KILLED

WITH YOUR OWN SECURITY BUSINESS.

- SPEAKING OF BUSINESS,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN NEW YORK SINCE THE DRAFT IS OVER?

YOU HANDLED YOURS, RIGHT?

- WELL, SHOOT.

YOU KNOW MY BUSINESS IS NEVER-ENDING, OKAY?

TASHA MACK--

SHOOT, I GOT RISKY BUSINESS, MONKEY BUSINESS.

AIN'T NO BIZ LIKE SHOW BUSINESS.

[laughs] YOU KNOW?

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- YEAH. YEAH. I'M GOOD.

I'M JUST MINDING MY BUSINESS.

I'M ABOUT TO GO SHOPPING, ALL RIGHT?

YOU KNOW I'M ABOUT THAT LIFE.

- OKAY.

WELL, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU IN SAN DIEGO IN A FEW DAYS, HUH?

- COOL.

COOL.

- COOL.

TASH?

- YEAH?

- BABY, I LOVE YOU.

- [whispering] I LOVE YOU TOO.

BYE.

- THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

- [chuckles]

- YOU ABOUT THAT DOUBLE LIFE.

- OH, LORD.

[aggressive rock music]

♪

OH, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, RICK!

YOU MADE ME CHEAT ON MY MAN!

MY GOOD, TOO $HORT-PROTECTING RIDE-OR-DIE MAN--

YOU WITH YOUR-- YOUR PENIS.

- OH, SO THIS IS ALL REGGIE'S FAULT NOW.

- MM-HMM.

- LOOK, TASHA, I'M NOT SORRY I CAME TO YOUR ROOM, ALL RIGHT?

YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING MY CALLS--

- I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP, RICK, WITH A KILLER.

- I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO KILLER,

NOT AS LONG AS I HAVE MY BABY BACK.

- I'M NOT YOUR BABY, RICK.

LAST NIGHT, IT WAS A MISTAKE.

DON'T YOU SEE THAT?

OKAY, NOW, TASHA MACK MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS,

BUT SHE AIN'T NO CHEATER.

OKAY, RICHMOND?

BOUTTHATLIFE.

- YEAH, I GET IT, ABOUT THAT LIFE.

LOOK, TASHA...

I'VE HAD A LOT OF SLEAZY ONE-NIGHT STANDS.

- AND? - LIKE HUNDREDS.

- I GET IT.

- I'M NOT EVEN COUNTING MY CELTIC DAYS.

- RICK. - SORRY.

I'M JUST SAYING.

I'VE HAD A LOT OF RANDOM SEX.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS WAS.

- OH-OH, HANDS. HANDS.

- TASHA.

I LOVE YOU.

I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU.

I KNOW WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES BUT WE CAN WORK THEM OUT.

- NO. NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

OKAY, LOOK.

I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU AND REGGIE'S FINE ASSES

SUCK ME AND MATILDA BACK IN AGAIN, OKAY?

I'M NOT.

NOW, LOOK, I'M-- I'M WITH POOKIE, ALL RIGHT?

AND THAT'S WHERE I BELONG, OKAY?

SO GO.

[grunting] GO!

DAMN.

- OKAY. OKAY, I'LL GO.

BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

IF YOU SO IN LOVE WITH POKIE--

- POOKIE.

POOKIE GROWN-ASS MAN,

SUPPOSED TO BE A KILLER.

[scoffs]

IF YOU SO IN LOVE WITH POOKIE,

THEN WHAT YOU DOING HERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW?

YEAH.

- DON'T YOU WANT TO GET DRESSED FIRST?

- IT'S OKAY. THEY KNOW ME HERE.

[door clicks closed]

- HEY. HEY.

- MM-MM.

THIS IS NOT GONNA GET ME TO BLACK OUT.

- NO.

THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S GINGER ALE, GIRL.

- I'M SORRY.

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T SAY THIS TO YOU,

BUT I HATE WHEN YOU'RE SOBER.

- YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT? - YES.

- SOBER IS FOR LOSERS, Y'ALL.

I'M TELLING YOU. THANK GOD I'M RICH.

WHOO! [chuckles]

HEY, A TOAST TO BEING RICH!

- AND FAMOUS! - AND FAMOUS!

HEY, HEY, HEY.

- YEAH.

- AND TRIFLING.

- OH, MY BOY.

YO! HEY-OH--WHAT?

- DON'T SPEAK TO HIM.

- GIRL, I BEEN KNOWING JASON FOR TEN YEARS.

WHY NOT? - NOT JASON. BLUE.

- LET'S JUST, UH-- LET'S GO OVER HERE.

- LOOK, SO, ONE MINUTE,

ME AND DUDE ARE HANGING OUT AROUND DRAFT NIGHT.

THE NEXT MINUTE, HE HOOKS UP WITH MY GIRL CIARA.

TO BE A NUMBER-ONE DRAFT PICK AGAIN, Y'ALL, I'M TELLING YOU!

YO, I REMEMBER MY DRAFT-NIGHT SMASH.

Y'ALL WANT TO KNOW WHO IT IS? - NO.

- DESTINY'S CHILD.

- ALL OF 'EM?

- I'M A MAN.

YO, GIRL, WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN THIRSTY?

YOU KNOW WHAT? SWITCH OUT WITH THE WHITE GIRL.

COME ON, GO, GO.

THE LAST TIME IN V.I.P., SHE DID THE SAME THING.

DAMN.

- GIRL, DON'T TRIP. HE HAS GONORRHEA.

- ALL RIGHT, SO HERE I WAS WITH CIARA, RIGHT?

AND SHE WAS LOOKING LIKE CIARA. - WORD.

- WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE, MAN?

- I WOULD'VE DONE CIARA. - THANK YOU.

- LOOK, MAN, YOU'RE YOUNG.

YOU'RE THE NUMBER-ONE DRAFT PICK.

ENJOY. GET YOUR PARTY OF FIVEON.

HUH? GET YOUR PUNKY BREWSTER'D.

SOLEIL YOUR MOON FRYE, MY BROTHER.

[laughs]

- NO, I DON'T GET THAT.

- YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER.

LET'S JUST DO THIS INTERVIEW. OKAY.

SO YOU WERE RAISED A MILITARY BRAT, RIGHT?

WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON TOP GUN? GOOSE OR MAVERICK?

IS THAT A MOVIE?

- WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN?

- '90. - GOOD LORD.

I GOT PUBES OLDER THAN YOU. - GENTLEMEN.

- WE DIDN'T-- WE DIDN'T ORDER THAT.

- OH, IT'S COMPLIMENTS OF MANAGEMENT.

- HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

TELL THEM WE POLITELY DECLINE, BUT I DON'T TOUCH THE STUFF.

YOU DON'T DRINK. GREAT. FOR THE RECORD, HE'S THATGUY.

- WHOA, WHOA, HEY. I DRINK.

I JUST DON'T DRINK THAT.

SO YOU'RE TOO COOL FOR, UH, FREE CHAMPAGNE, HUH?

- LOOK, NO, I'M JUST NOT A, UH, BOTTLE-POPPING TYPE GUY.

- REALLY, THURGOOD MARSHALL?

'CAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE AN R&B-SINGER-POPPING

KIND OF GUY.

- HEY, I'M COMPLICATED, MAN.

- YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN TOP GUN.

HOW COMPLICATED CAN YOU BE?

- LOOK, I'M--I'M THERE, OKAY?

HEY, OFF THE RECORD,

YOU KNOW WHAT GOES WITH JAMESON ON THE ROCKS?

- WHAT'S THAT? - R&B VAGINA.

- YOU ARE ABHORRENTLY OBNOXIOUS, AND I THINK I LOVE YOU.

[both laugh]

- TO R&B.

- TO VAGINA! - YEAH!

- TO VAGINA! - COME ON!

- YEAH! [cheers, glasses clinking]

BUSHY OR SHAVEN,

YOU ARE WHAT WE'RE CRAVIN'.

[laughter]

- VAGINA!

[cheers and laughter]

- WHERE ARE Y'ALL GOING?

- VAGINA! [cheers]

- I HATE HIM.

- [laughter and cheers]

LOVELY CLITORIS.

- MALIK, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

- TO CATCH THE TAIL END OF THE VAGINA TOAST.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. CHILL.

- MALIK.

- VAGINA! - TO VAGINA!

- SERIOUSLY?

[men cheering and shouting]

- OH.

POOKIE!

WHAT YOU DOING HERE?

YOU WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE UNTIL TOMORROW.

- YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THE LAST TIME WE SKYPED,

YOU SOUNDED A LITTLE BIT WEIRD,

SO I DECIDED TO FLY OUT TO SEE IF YOU WAS OKAY.

WEIRD HOW?

- UH, WEIRD LIKE YOU WALKING AROUND

LIKE CAPTAIN JACK WITH ONE SHOE ON.

- UH, BOY, THAT AIN'T WEIRD.

THAT'S ABOUT THAT LIFE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

[both laughing]

COME HERE, BABY. GIVE ME A KISS.

- ALL RIGHT.

both: MM.

- MM! OH.

OOH, ALL RIGHT.

HEY, SO YOU HUNGRY?

WANT TO GO GET SOME LUNCH?

- YEAH, I'M HUNGRY, BUT, YOU KNOW, NOT FOR LUNCH.

- UH, WELL, WAIT, WAIT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,

THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON HERE, MARION.

- OH, HERE WE GO.

- YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I FIND IT WEIRD-- MAY I SAY STRANGE--

THAT I COME HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY

AND FIND A GROWN-ASS MAN SITTING IN THE MIDDLE

OF MY HOME-TEL LIVING ROOM,

READING MORGAN FREEMAN'S BIOGRAPHY.

- THAT'S NELSON MANDELA.

- WHATEVER.

I JUST FIND IT WEIRD THAT YOU AND MANDELA,

OH, Y'ALL THINK Y'ALL CAN JUST POP IN AND OUT OF MY LIFE

WHENEVER YOU SEE FIT.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

I TRY TO COME DOWN HERE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU.

YOU KNOW, I GOT A SECURITY BUSINESS AT HOME.

- OKAY, WELL, I NEED CONSISTENCY, POOKIE, ALL RIGHT?

EVEN A BROKE CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY.

HELL, AND TASHA MACK,

SHE AIN'T TRYING TO BE NO BROKE CLOCK.

- EXPLAIN.

TWO PEOPLE CANNOT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP,

ALL RIGHT, AND NOT KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

WITH THE OTHER ONE WHEN THEY CLEAR ACROSS

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN.

- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- EXACTLY.

THAT IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF MISCOMMUNICATION

THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

THAT LEADS TO ALL KIND OF NONSENSE.

- WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE? - I DON'T KNOW!

ALL KINDS.

- WHAT, LIKE CHEATING? - UH--

CHEATING? - YEAH.

- WHO THE HELL SAID ANYTHING ABOUT CHEATING, OKAY?

THIS IS ABOUT YOUR FAILURE

TO COMMIT TO THIS RELATIONSHIP, NEGRO.

- OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

TIME-OUT. TIME-OUT. TIME-OUT.

BABY, I'M SORRY.

IF I MADE YOU FEEL LIKE I'M NOT IN THIS,

LET'S BE VERY CLEAR.

I AM IN THIS.

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE TO YOU

THAT I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE?

[tattoo needle buzzing]

- OKAY, SO THAT'S "POOKIE" WITH TWO "O"s, ALL RIGHT?

I WANT YOU TO GET IT RIGHT.

I DON'T WANT MY RIGHT BUTT CHEEK SAYING "POKIE."

OW!

OOH! OH!

[grunts] SQUEEZE IT.

- I'M SQUEEZING.

- UGH! OW!

OKAY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU ALMOST FINISHED.

- RIGHT NOW IT JUST SAY "POO."

- UGH.

ALL RIGHT, GO ON BACK UP IN THERE.

[sighs]

YOU KNOW, YOU A PART OF ME NOW,

FOREVER.

- UH-HUH.

- WHAT'S WRONG, POOKIE?

YOU AIN'T HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS, ARE YOU?

- UH...

YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY? IT JUST DON'T FEEL RIGHT.

- WHAT?

LIKE THEY USING DIRTY NEEDLES OR SOMETHING?

OKAY, 'CAUSE I CAN'T PLAY WITH NO HEPATITIS, ALL RIGHT?

I BEEN CLEAN TOO LONG TO GET ONE OF THE DIRTY DIRTIES.

- NO, BABY.

I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW, I GOT A LOT OF TATS,

A LOT OF TATS THAT REPRESENT WOMEN

THAT I FELT LIKE I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT AT THE TIME.

BUT-- - BUT?

- BUT I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT.

- BABY, LOOK, THAT'S WHY WE GETTING THE TATTOOS, OKAY?

IT MEANS WE UN-JINXABLE.

- [snickers]

OH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I JUST HEARD THAT SO MANY TIMES BEFORE.

- SHUT UP, RATATOUILLE, OKAY?

AND JUST FINISH INKING MY ASS.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY? HE'S RIGHT.

GETTING ALL THIS INK IS NOT GONNA

MAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP STRONGER.

IT'S CONSISTENCY.

AND THE ONLY WAY WE GONNA GET CONSISTENCY

IS IF I'M AROUND YOU EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, POOK?

- I'M SAYING

I'MA MOVE MY SECURITY BUSINESS

DOWN TO SAN DIEGO TO BE WITH YOU FULL-TIME,

IF YOU'LL HAVE ME.

- HELL, YES, I WILL HAVE YOU.

OH, I JUST WISH YOU WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING

BEFORE I GOT YOUR DAMN NAME TATTOOED ON MY ASS.

NOW, LOOK, RATATOUILLE,

WE JUST GONNA CALL IT A DAY AT "POOK," ALL RIGHT?

- ALL RIGHT. - WHEW.

I LOVE YOU.

- I LOVE YOU TOO.

- WELL, THEN LOOK AT ME, AND STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS.

- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

- YEAH, OKAY.

[laughs]

[slow light rock music]

♪

- ♪ OH, THE FEELING

♪ WHEN YOU'RE REELING

- OH, HEY, YOU.

WHY WASN'T I INVITED?

[laughs] WHAT YOU DOING HERE?

- WHAT AM I DOING IN THE GROCERY STORE

WITH A SHOPPING CART FULL OF FOOD?

- OH, I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, YOU COULD BE WORKING.

SOME ACTORS HAVE DAY JOBS,

LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, UH, WAITING TABLES?

YOURS COULD BE STOCKING SHELVES.

- [chuckles sarcastically]

- HEY, LOOK. HEY.

ABOUT NEW YORK--

- YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T OWE ME AN APOLOGY.

- WH--WHAT WOULD I APOLOGIZE FOR?

- YOU'RE RIGHT.

NO APOLOGY NECESSARY FOR EMBARRASSING ME

AND GETTING ME BLASTED ON THE COVER OF CHATTER,

SISTER 2 SISTER,

AND BLACK GIRL HAIR.

- YO, WHY ARE WE EVEN IN THIS?

- BECAUSE MY HAIR IS CONSISTENTLY ON POINT, OKAY?

DON'T HATE.

- LOOK, I BELIEVE YOU STARTED THIS, REMEMBER?

YOU KISSED ME.

- [laughs] OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

FAST-ASS KEIRA HAD THE NERVE TO KISS YOU.

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD SLEEP WITH MY FRIEND.

I WAS ASKING FOR IT.

- NO, WHOA, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS SAYING, AND YOU KNOW IT.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S SAVE OURSELVES THE MISERY AND ESTABLISH SOME RULES.

- RULES? - MM-HMM.

- OKAY.

- LIKE THE NEXT TIME WE RUN INTO EACH OTHER,

NO MUTUAL PLEASANTRIES.

YOU GO YOUR WAY. I'LL GO MINE.

KEEP IT MOVING. COOL?

- COOL.

BECAUSE NOTHING ABOUT BUMPING INTO YOU

IS PLEASANT.

- IF WE'RE BOTH AT THE GROCERY STORE,

IF I'M IN PRODUCE--

- I'LL BE IN FROZEN FOOD--

THEORETICALLY, THOUGH, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY ONLY DO ORGANIC.

- AND IF WE'RE BOTH AT THE MALL, I'LL BE AT NEIMAN MARCUS,

AND YOU CAN STAY AT OLD NAVY.

- ACTUALLY, UH, THAT'S THEORETICAL TOO,

BECAUSE I AM FAR MORE LIKELY TO BE AT NEIMAN'S THAN YOU.

- EXCUSE ME?

- YEAH. KEEP IT MOVING.

- IT WAS NOT NICE SEEING YOU.

- YOU EITHER.

BYE. - BYE.

- NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T SAY "GOOD."

- WHO CARES?

- ♪ BUT, OH, WHEN YOU FALL

♪ OH, WHEN YOU FALL

♪ FALL AT MY DOOR

- OH, MY GOD.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE NOT MOVING INTO MY BUILDING.

- SORRY. NO TIME TO TALK.

GOT TO KEEP IT MOVING.

CLOSE IT UP, JOE.

- UGH.

- HERE WE GO--NO, NO.

- THANK YOU--WHAT? - JUST HOLD ON FOR A SECOND.

HERE. - OOH!

- AHH! - [laughs]

OH, POOK! YOU DIDN'T!

- NO, I DIDN'T.

- AH! - WHO ARE THEY FROM?

- UM...

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I FORGOT THAT I HAD JOINED THE FLOWER-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB

BACK BEFORE I WAS IN MENOPAUSE.

- MENOPAUSE? YOU'RE IN MENOPAUSE?

- WELL, YOU KNOW, IT COME AND GO,

JUST LIKE THE HICCUPS.

BABY, COULD YOU, UM, GO GET ME SOME VASELINE

FOR THIS ITCHY-ASS TATTOO?

FEEL A KELOID COMING ON.

- ALL RIGHT.

- AND YOU KNOW THEY RUN IN MY FAMILY, OKAY?

TO THIS DAY, GRANDMA PEARL STILL CAN'T WEAR NO EARRINGS.

- ♪ TO THE GROUND

♪ YOU'LL KNOW HEARTACHE

- ARE YOU CRAZY?

SENDING ME FLOWERS WITH YOUR ROMANTIC ASS.

LOOK--

MM.

[whispering] STOP.

STOP!

OKAY, LOOK, WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

ALL RIGHT.

MEET ME IN AN HOUR, OKAY?

AND I'MA TEXT YOU WHERE, OKAY?

AND DON'T BRING REGGIE'S ASS.

ALL RIGHT.

BABY? - YEAH?

- HURRY UP. I FEEL IT RISING.

- ♪ FALL AT MY DOOR

y hip-hop music]

♪

- RICK, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

I BELONG TO POOKIE, OKAY?

- YOU COULD SAY THE SKY IS FALLING.

DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.

- OH, REALLY?

ALL RIGHT.

TRUE THAT.

HMM?

HUH? GO ON!

SAY SOMETHING NOW.

[R&B music]

♪

- ♪ I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE

♪

♪ WE SHOULD NEVER GO THERE

♪

♪ WHY YOU WANT TO GO THERE?

- YES, HI.

CAN I HAVE TRIPLE-A PLEASE?

- ♪ I GUESS I GOT TO GO THERE

- [laughing]

NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY. I JUST SAW SOMETHING HILARIOUS.

HA!

HOO, MAN.

NAH, GIRL, YOU KNOW ME.

JUST KEEPING IT MOVING!

[chuckles]

- ARE YOU--TWO HOURS?

SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO MAKE IT TO AN AUDITION.

REALLY? - YEAH, SAFE.

READY TO ROLL. THAT'S HOW WE LIKE IT.

SMOOTH SAILING.

- [sighs with disgust]

- ♪ SO PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME

♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU

[engine rumbling]

♪ 'CAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY

♪ BEFORE IT GETS BEAUTIFUL

♪ PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME

♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU

♪ AND IF YOU LOVE ME

♪ THEN LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL

♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFU-U-UL

♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL

♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFU-U-UL

♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL

♪ EVERYTHING I SAY RIGHT NOW

- LOOK, HAND ME THE TIRE IRON.

- THE WHAT?

- THE WIGGLY THING OVER THERE. [snickers]

- ♪ CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT?

♪ YOU GONNA START ASKING ME QUESTIONS ♪

- HERE, PUT THIS ON.

YOU LOOK COLD.

- THANK YOU. - YEAH.

- ♪ BABY, THE FACT IS

♪ YOU'RE HEARING RUMORS ABOUT ME ♪

♪ AND SAW SOME PICTURES ONLINE

♪ SAYING THEY GOT YOU SO ANGRY

- LOOK.

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW CIARA WAS YOUR HOMEGIRL.

- UM, I TOLD YOU, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

- COME ON, IF IT DIDN'T MATTER,

THEN YOU WOULDN'T RELEGATE ME TO JUST KEEP IT MOVING.

BUT LOOK, I GET IT.

YOU KNOW, I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD BE PISSED.

- WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?

- BECAUSE I MEET A LOT OF GIRLS, ALL RIGHT?

- CLEARLY.

- AND THEY'RE NOT ALL AS INTERESTING AS YOU.

- OH, IS THAT THE SAME THING THAT YOU TOLD CIARA?

DID SHE FALL FOR THAT MESS?

- YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS ONE NIGHT.

- DOES SHE KNOW THAT?

- [snickers] YOU KNOW WHAT?

I TRIED, ALL RIGHT?

I'M DONE.

YOU CAN LEAVE MY JACKET WITH THE CONCIERGE.

- OKAY. GOD.

YOU ARE VERY SENSITIVE.

LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A DEAL?

- OH, SO WE MAKING DEALS NOW?

- IF YOU CAN FIX MY TIRE IN ENOUGH TIME FOR ME

TO MAKE IT TO MY AUDITION, WE CAN BE COOL.

- [laughs]

SO WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "COOL"?

- I MEAN WE STILL KEEP IT MOVING,

BUT MAYBE WE CAN THROW IN A COUPLE PLEASANTRIES.

- OH. COOL, COOL.

SO I'M RISKING MY MILLION-DOLLAR HANDS

FOR A QUICK "WHAT'S UP?"

- IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MIGHT GET A "HOW YOU DOING?"

- WELL, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO

TO GET A "HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING?"

- HOW ABOUT YOU FOCUS ON FIXING MY TIRE?

- WE COMING BACK TO THEM EGGS. I'M JUST TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.

- FIX THE TIRE.

- OKAY, BUT WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THEM EGGS.

SCRAMBLED.

- BOY, I DO NOT COOK. - OMELETS.

WE'LL GET YOU SOME LESSONS.

- ASK CIARA.

- [laughs]

OH, YOU GONNA GO THERE. OKAY.

- RICK, THIS CANNOT HAPPEN

AGAIN, OKAY?

I LOVE POOKIE.

- YOU KEEP SAYING THAT.

- AND I'MA KEEP SAYING IT, OKAY, UNTIL I CONVINCE YOU.

- YEAH, UNTIL YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF.

DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY MEN'S NAMES

ARE PARTIALLY AND DESPERATELY TATTOOED ON YOUR ASS, TASHA.

I KNOW MY NAME IS FULLY TATTOOED ON YOUR HEART.

- ♪ HEY

♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL

- [whimpers]

- ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

♪ I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE

- YOUR MOVE.

- ♪ BABY

♪ WE SHOULD NEVER GO THERE

- [sighs]

[exhales deeply]

- ♪ PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME

- ♪ DON'T JUDGE ME

- ♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU

- ♪ AND I WON'T

♪ 'CAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY

- HEY, TASHA.

- ♪ BEFORE IT GETS BEAUTIFUL

♪ SO PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME

- AH!

- ♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU - ♪ AND I WON'T

♪ 'CAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY

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