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[slow rock music]
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♪
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- ♪ WOKE UP, YEAH
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♪ WOKE UP IN NEW YORK CITY
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♪ LYING ON THE FLOOR
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♪
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♪ JUST OUTSIDE OF MARCY'S
WEST 54 ♪
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- ALL RIGHT, LADIES,
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THIS CONCLUDES
YOUR MALIK WRIGHT EXPERIENCE.
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THERE IS A CAR
WAITING DOWNSTAIRS
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TO TAKE YOU TO
YOUR RESPECTIVE HOMES OR HOTELS,
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AND YOUR CHLOE GIFT BAGS
ARE WITH THE DRIVER.
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THANK YOU.
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- [sighs]
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- MR. WRIGHT,
IT'S DRAFT DAY,
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AND I KNOW YOU WANTED
A FRESH START.
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HERE IS YOUR PROTEIN SHAKE
AND YOUR PAPER
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WITH HIGHLIGHTED ARTICLES
OF IMPORTANCE.
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I ALSO TOOK THE LIBERTY
OF WRITING OUT THE DEFINITIONS
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FOR THE MORE CHALLENGING WORDS.
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- [laughs]
THANK YOU, TORI.
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- MM.
- UGH.
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WELL, I WANT YOU TO PENCIL US
IN FOR A LITTLE SEX LATER.
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- MM.
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- YOU LIKE THAT?
- YEAH.
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- YEAH?
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- ♪ TO MY HEAD
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♪ BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG CITY
GOING TO MY HEAD ♪
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♪ I DON'T CARE, NO
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU DON'T CARE, NO
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- AHA.
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SENDIN', POOK.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
LOOKING LIKE TWO BAGS OF MONEY.
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ABOUT THAT LIFE.
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- 33.
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34.
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- ♪ WITH THE BOTTLE
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♪ ENDING UP WITH THE BOTTLE
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♪ TAKING SHOTS
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- JUST 26 MORE LAPS.
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POWER THROUGH.
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- ♪ YOU GONNA KNOW MY NAME
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♪ YOU GONNA KNOW MY NAME
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♪ BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG CITY
GOING TO MY HEAD ♪
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♪ BRIGHT LIGHTS,
BIG CITY GOING TO MY HEAD ♪
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- GIRL,
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
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YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T KEEP
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NEW YORK CITY
WAITING LIKE THAT.
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- OKAY.
- YOU READY?
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- [sighs]
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LET'S GO GET 'EM.
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- ♪ DON'T CARE, NO
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[aggressive rock music]
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♪
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- OH, THE NIGHT
I WENT NUMBER ONE...
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A BLUR.
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ALL I REMEMBER IS BEING HANDED
MY SIGNING BONUS.
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I ACTUALLY KEEP A COPY OF IT
RIGHT HERE.
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CAN YOU ZOOM IN ON THAT, HANS?
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YOU GOT IT?
YOU ZOOMED IN?
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- WOW.
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- THAT'S 12.6 MIL
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NOT ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION.
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DO THE MATH AT HOME.
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MALIK.
- YO.
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- TELL US ABOUT YOUR
NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK NIGHT.
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- WHOO.
ALL RIGHT.
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Y'ALL READY AT HOME
FOR THIS ONE?
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SO I WAKE UP IN MY HOTEL ROOM,
MY JOHNSON IS SORE.
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NAKED WOMAN EVERYWHERE,
WALL-TO-WALL, DOG.
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TWO SHOTS OF PENICILLIN.
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WE HAD TO CALL THE CORONER--
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M SAYING TOO MUCH.
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ALL RIGHT,
IT'LL ALL BE IN MY BOOK,
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MALIK WRIGHT:
I'LL HIT ANY DAMN THING.
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NOW, IT'S A WORKING TITLE.
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YOU GUYS CAN GET BACK WITH ME.
TWEET ME.
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LET ME KNOW
IF YOU THINK IT'S COOL OR NOT.
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- OKAY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID,
"I THINK I'VE SAID TOO MUCH"?
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- YEAH, YEAH.
- LET'S GO WITH THAT.
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- OKAY.
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- DING DONG.
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- SHOUT-OUT TO MY BOO,
DR. MELANIE BARNETT-DAVIS,
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WHO'S RIGHT NOW IN B-MORE
DOING HER RESIDENCY.
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- YEAH, UM,
GIVING OUT SHOUT-OUTS
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DOESN'T DISTRACT ANYONE
FROM THE FACT
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THAT YOU WENT IN
THE 517TH ROUND.
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[laughter]
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- DUDE,
WAS THE DRAFT EVEN ON TV?
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IT HAPPENS, PEOPLE.
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- MALIK.
- YEAH?
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- WHOSE LIFE
IS GONNA CHANGE TONIGHT?
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TELL THE PEOPLE.
CAMERA 1.
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- WHOO, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
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THERE'S ACTUALLY ONLY ONE CHOICE
FOR BALTIMORE,
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WHO HAS A REALLY
DECENT QUARTERBACK.
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HIS PASSING GAME COULD WORK
IF HE HAD SOMEBODY TO THROW TO.
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YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
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TAKE A GUESS AT HOME.
HMM?
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IT'S THE KID THEY CALL
BRYCE "BLUEPRINT" WESTBROOK.
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- STANFORD.
- YO, KID HAS AMAZING HANDS.
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- SO CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU?
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- YES.
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- I'M ONLY HERE
'CAUSE I OWE YOUR AGENT A FAVOR.
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I-I DON'T SEE YOU IN THIS PART.
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- LOOK, EVERYBODY SEES ME
AS THIS WHOLESOME LITTLE GIRL
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WHO WAS ON STUCK TOGETHER.
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AND I'M GRATEFUL FOR IT,
BUT I'VE GROWN UP.
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- WELL, THE CHARACTER SAYS,
"DON'T MESS WITH ME, CRACKER,"
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AFTER GETTING SHOT IN THE ARM.
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SO...
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GIVE IT TO ME.
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- AH...
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DON'T YOU MESS WITH ME, CRACKER!
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- LOOK AT YOU, YOU KNOW?
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YOU DON'T HAVE THE INSTINCTS.
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IT'S "CRACKA."
"CRA-CKA-CKA-CKA."
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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LIKE, YOU'RE LIKE,
"DON'T MESS WITH ME, CRACKER."
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LIKE YOU'VE BEEN AROUND
"CRACK-ERS" YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
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YOU'RE STILL STUCK
IN THAT LITTLE '90s SITCOM.
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- NO, CRACKA.
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- NO.
- CRACKER!
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- HOLD ON.
SHUSH, SHUSH, SHUSH.
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SOMETHING'S GOING ON HERE.
LOOK AT THIS.
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- BALTIMORE SELECTS
FROM STANFORD UNIVERSITY
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WIDE RECEIVER BRYCE WESTBROOK.
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[cheers and applause]
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- THIS DUDE, BLUE,
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HE'S GONNA CHANGE
THE WHOLE GAME OF FOOTBALL.
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YOU REMEMBER THIS DAY.
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REMEMBER THIS DAY NOW.
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- WELL, I'D NEVER FORGET IT
IF IT WAS ALSO THE DAY
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THAT YOU HIRED ME
TO BE IN YOUR NEW MOVIE.
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- I TELL YOU WHAT,
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YOU GOT A HOT AGENT,
AND SHE'S GOT A BUBBLE BOOTY.
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- [laughs]
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- SO IF YOU CAN GET HER
TO GO TO DINNER WITH ME,
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I'LL GIVE YOU THE PART
OF THE SHOOTER.
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- SO I'LL BASICALLY BE AN EXTRA.
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- FOR NO MONEY.
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YOU GOT TO START AGAIN
SOMEWHERE, BABY.
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- [scoffs]
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[laughing]
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WHATEVER.
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- DIME A DOZEN, TV STAR.
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- TASHA.
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HEY, COME SIT DOWN WITH ME.
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- OOH, NOT WITH YOU LOOKING LIKE
YOU THREW UP CARRIE BRADSHAW,
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CHOPPED THAT THING IN A BLENDER,
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AND THEN POURED IT
OVER A PUSH-UP BRA.
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- WHATEVER.
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I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU BRING ME
DOWN
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'CAUSE I FINALLY REALIZED
MY DREAM.
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I'VE MADE IT TO NEW YORK,
AKA MY HONEYMOON.
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- GIRL, PLEASE.
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YOU ARE ON A WORK TRIP
WITH YOUR CHEAP-ASS HUSBAND.
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SEE THAT'S WHERE BLACK GIRLS
GO WRONG:
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LIVING IN THE POTENTIAL
OF A MAN.
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[crunching]
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[cell phone ringing]
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OOH, EXCUSE ME.
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UGH.
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DAMN YOU, RICKY FOX.
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- OOH, YOU DOUBLING BACK
TO THAT?
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- UH, EXCUSE YOU, OKAY?
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I AM WITH POOKIE, ALL RIGHT?
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YOU NEED TO DOUBLE BACK
TO OLD NAVY
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AND GET YOU A NEW OUTFIT.
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- THIS IS FASHION.
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NOW, WHEN YOU READY
TO LEARN ABOUT FASHION--
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- OH, OH.
SHUT UP, TACKY.
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- IN A SURPRISE MOVE--
- SOMETHING'S GOING ON HERE.
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- THE NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK,
WESTBROOK,
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HAS BEEN TRADED FROM BALTIMORE
TO THE SAN DIEGO SABERS.
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[cheering and shouting]
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- THE SABERS DYNASTY CONTINUES,
BABY!
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- AWW, NOT ONE, NOT TWO,
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NOT THREE, NOT FOUR--
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- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WE GOT SOME MORE BREAKING NEWS.
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WE GOT A LITTLE MORE
BREAKING NEWS.
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IN ORDER TO GET WESTBROOK,
THE SABERS HAVE MADE A TRADE.
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THEY HAVE TRADED...
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SABERS HAVE TRADED DERWIN DAVIS.
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[crowd shouting]
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- THE HELL?
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[acoustic guitar music]
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- [in slow motion]
GOOD GOD, FREAKIN'--
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE TRADE?
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- DON'T LOSE IT.
BITE THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH.
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JUST HOLD IT TOGETHER.
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- DERWIN, YOU FLIRTED
WITH THE IDEA OF WASHINGTON,
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[in slow motion]
BUT...BALTIMORE?
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- KEVIN, WAY TOO SOON.
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LET'S GO.
GOT TO WALK.
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[in slow motion]
JUST WALK. JUST WALK.
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BREATHE DEEPLY.
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GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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[normal speed]
COME ON, GUYS, SERIOUSLY.
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SERIOUSLY.
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ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER.
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EXCUSE ME, CLEAR THE WAY.
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- ♪ SO DEEP
I CAN'T COME UP FOR AIR ♪
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- MALIK, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
TO YOUR NEWEST TEAMMATE.
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BRYCE AND HIS FATHER,
THE COLONEL.
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- HEY, MAN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
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- CONGRATULATIONS.
- GOOD TO MEET YOU, SON.
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- YOU TOO, SIR.
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- LISTEN,
LET ME TALK TO HIM FOR A MINUTE.
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I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU TWO.
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I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET
ABOUT YOUR FRIEND BEING TRADED--
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- NO, NO, NO BUMP FRIEND.
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THIS IS BUSINESS,
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AND THIS IS MY DAMN TEAM,
ROGER.
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- UH, WHAT MALIK
IS TRYING TO SAY
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IS THAT AS CAPTAIN OF THIS TEAM,
HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSULTED.
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- YOU JUST GOT RID OF ONE
OF THE TOP RECEIVERS
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IN THIS LEAGUE
FOR AN UNPROVEN ROOKIE.
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- IT'S ABOUT ME
SMASHING YOUR WIFE, ISN'T IT?
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YOU GOT TO GET OVER THAT,
PLAYBOY.
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- OKAY, AGAIN,
MALIK WAS JUST TRYING
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TO APOLOGIZE
FOR HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
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WITH YOUR SPOUSE, RIGHT, SON?
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- MY DECISION
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.
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ACCIDENT OR NOT,
I HAD TO RETIRE
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A TALENTED QUARTERBACK
IN KWAN KIRKLAND
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BECAUSE OF HIM.
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DERWIN WAS A CANCER.
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AND JUST TO CLARIFY,
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THIS IS MY TEAM,
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AND YOU ARE THE EMPLOYEE,
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NOW GRANTED
A HIGHLY PAID EMPLOYEE,
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BUT AN EMPLOYEE NONETHELESS.
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AND YOU PUNCH THE CLOCK
NEXT MONTH FOR TRAINING CAMP,
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PLAYBOY.
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EXCUSE ME.
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- YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALL RIGHT TO CRY, MAN.
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GO AHEAD AND LET IT OUT.
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GET YOUR SOB ON.
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DING DONG, SERIOUSLY,
242
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IT'S NOT GOOD TO HOLD IN PAIN
LIKE THIS.
243
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THAT'S HOW SERIAL KILLERS
ARE BORN.
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OKAY.
245
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[gentle R&B music]
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♪
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NO ONE CAN RESIST A DITTY
ABOUT DEATH.
248
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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
I WISH MY DAD WAS DEAD,
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JUST SO I CAN ENJOY THIS SONG
THAT MUCH MORE.
250
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- IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?
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- YOU GOT TRADED, D.
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- NAH, NAH, SEE THAT'S THE PART
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE,
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OKAY?
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MY HOUSE IS IN SAN DIEGO.
255
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GET MY GAS IN TORREY PINES.
256
00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:26,897
DON'T THEY KNOW MY CELL PHONE
IS A 619?
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I'M A 619 IN THIS PIECE!
258
00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:31,337
- HEY, I'M A 619
RIGHT THERE WITH YOU, MAN.
259
00:10:31,344 --> 00:10:32,834
WHY YOU THINK
I NEVER LEFT THE CITY?
260
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THEY'RE GONNA BURY ME THERE.
261
00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:37,694
"HERE LIES JASON PITTS.
HE WAS A GOOD 619."
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- J, COME ON WITH THE JOKES.
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- I'M NOT JOKING.
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YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT JOKES?
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00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:44,143
LET'S TALK ABOUT
MY REPORTING CAREER.
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THAT IS A JOKE.
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I HEAR 'EM SNICKERING
BEHIND MY BACK
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SAYING I'M NOT
A REAL SPORTS JOURNALIST.
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ALL I DO IS PUFF PIECES.
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I JUST HAVE A SHTICK.
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STUPID ROSS
GETS ALL THE MEATY STORIES.
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IT'S NOT FAIR.
273
00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:03,410
- STUPID SABERS TURNED ON ME.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE--
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'CAUSE I GAVE THEM EVERYTHING
276
00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:10,856
AND THEY TRADE ME
TO THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE
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IN THE MOST DANGEROUS CITY
POSSIBLE.
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I MEAN,
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE WIRE?
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- PREMIUM CHANNELS ARE, LIKE,
SIX BUCKS EXTRA, DUDE.
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I HEAR GOOD THINGS.
281
00:11:20,068 --> 00:11:23,238
- ROOKIE CAME IN
AND STOLE MY LIFE.
282
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I WAS M.V.P.
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ME!
THAT'S WHO.
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00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:32,026
NOW I'M IRRELEVANT.
285
00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:34,594
- OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.
286
00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:36,786
I SHOULD BE TALKING
TO THE ROOKIE.
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THAT'S MY STORY.
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DUDE.
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THAT'S GOT EMMY
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
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DING DONG,
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YOU ALWAYS KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY, MAN.
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THANKS FOR CHEERING ME UP,
BUDDY.
293
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[door opening]
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- ♪ SHINE BRIGHT
LIKE A DIAMOND ♪
295
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- WHAT'S UP, NUMBER ONE?
296
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YOU GOING TO
MALIK'S POP-UP PARTY, RIGHT?
297
00:11:55,068 --> 00:11:56,618
- OH, MAN, YOU KNOW IT,
NUMBER--
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MAN, HEY, LOOK,
IT DON'T EVEN MATTER.
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I'LL BE THERE.
300
00:11:59,103 --> 00:12:00,453
I MEAN, IT IS ALL ABOUT ME,
RIGHT?
301
00:12:00,448 --> 00:12:02,718
- YOU RIGHT.
YOU'LL SEE ME ON THE FIELD.
302
00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:04,034
- SLOW YOUR ROLL, HOLLYWOOD.
303
00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:05,384
PUT DOWN THE COCAINE SPOON.
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00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:06,449
YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
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00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:09,138
TO START YOUR DOGFIGHTING RING
LATER.
306
00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:11,447
- COLONEL,
WHEN DOES THIS DYNAMIC CHANGE?
307
00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:13,208
THE ONE WHERE
IT'S NO LONGER BOY-TO-MAN,
308
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BUT MAN-TO-MAN.
309
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- WHEN YOU EARN IT.
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00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,586
NOW, YOU HAVE AN APPEARANCE
ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA
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FIRST THING TOMORROW.
312
00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:22,451
AND REMEMBER, YOU SELL MORE
THAN FOOTBALL TICKETS.
313
00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:25,138
NOW YOU SELL DRINKS, SHOES,
AND SANDWICHES TOO.
314
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SO GET SOME SHUT-EYE.
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CONGRATULATIONS, SON.
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- ♪ AT FIRST SIGHT I
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- HI.
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- GIRL, DON'T SWEAT IT.
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IT WAS JUST ONE BAD MEETING
WITH ONE BAD DIRECTOR.
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- IT WAS JOHN SINGLETON.
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- WELL, BOYZ N THE HOOD
WASN'T THAT GOOD.
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- ♪ TONIGHT
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YEAH, IT WAS.
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both: IT WAS.
325
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- BUT WE'RE IN NEW YORK,
AND WE CAME TO PARTY.
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- EXACTLY.
327
00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:57,862
OH, INSTAGRAM A PICTURE OF ME
PRETENDING TO PARTY.
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HOLD ON.
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CHEESE.
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- SHE'S CRAZY.
331
00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:03,831
- CUTE.
- AH, CUTE.
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00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:06,587
- WE SHOULDN'T EVEN
BE TAKING MEETINGS.
333
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,966
NOW I DO HAVE
A QUICK DINNER MEETING
334
00:13:07,965 --> 00:13:09,855
TO GET TO
AN ELLEMAGAZINE COVER,
335
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:11,762
BUT WHEN I GET BACK,
336
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,278
TURN UP,
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00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,405
PAR TO THE TAY.
338
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- MM.
339
00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:17,788
- AND YOU BETTER BE HAPPY
AND FLY
340
00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,033
AND NOT ALL MOPEY AND DRY.
341
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:21,034
- YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S EASY FOR YOU
342
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,974
'CAUSE EVERY TIME SOMEONE
ASKS WHAT YOU'RE UP TO,
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00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:24,375
YOU HAVE AN ANSWER,
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00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:27,899
MISS "I JUST GOT DONE FILMING
AN ADAM SANDLER MOVIE."
345
00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:30,446
"I'M ON TOUR
WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE."
346
00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:31,718
WHAT CAN I SAY?
347
00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:33,624
JOHN SINGLETON
WANTS TO SLEEP WITH MY AGENT?
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00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:36,240
NO, NOT ME.
MY AGENT.
349
00:13:36,241 --> 00:13:38,341
- YOU'LL BE FINE.
350
00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:39,454
TRUST ME.
351
00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:41,448
- [sighs]
OKAY.
352
00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:42,968
- NOW COME ON, STEEVI,
LET'S ROCK.
353
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- ALL RIGHT.
354
00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:46,375
both: BYE.
355
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[camera shutter clicking]
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- [sighs]
357
00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:53,591
OH.
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HM.
359
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:56,205
- YO, KEIRA WASHELL WHITAKER.
360
00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:57,206
I LOVE YOU.
361
00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:59,376
I MEAN--I MEAN, UM...
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00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,069
I MEAN,
I USED TO LOVE YOUR SHOW.
363
00:14:01,068 --> 00:14:02,068
- MM.
364
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,068
- HEY, UH, WHAT--
365
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,378
WHAT WAS YOUR CATCHPHRASE AGAIN?
366
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:05,549
UH...
367
00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:06,791
"AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED?"
368
00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:08,723
[laughs]
369
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:09,724
IT WAS HILARIOUS.
370
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,624
- THANK YOU.
371
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:15,410
- OH, UH, DID YOU WANT
MY AUTOGRAPH TOO?
372
00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:16,453
- WHAT?
373
00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:17,828
- DID YOU WANT MY AUTOGRAPH?
374
00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:20,027
- UH, WHY?
375
00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:21,454
- BECAUSE OF WHO I AM.
376
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:23,208
- AND WHO IS THAT?
377
00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,826
- [laughs]
378
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,167
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
379
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:29,032
- ARE YOUSERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
380
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,624
- BRYCE WESTBROOK.
NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK.
381
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,380
THE MEDIA CALLS ME BLUEPRINT
382
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:35,719
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO CHANGE
THE FACE OF FOOTBALL.
383
00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:37,594
THEIR WORDS, NOT MINE.
384
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,966
YOU CAN CALL ME BLUE.
385
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,305
- WELL, BLUEPRINT,
386
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:42,830
YOU'RE THE REASON
I DIDN'T GET THE PART
387
00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:44,717
IN JOHN SINGLETON'S
NEXT MOVIE.
388
00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:45,724
THANK YOU.
389
00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:46,974
- WAIT, UM...
390
00:14:46,965 --> 00:14:48,335
HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?
391
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:50,384
- BECAUSE HE WAS SO INTO
YOUR LITTLE DRAFT,
392
00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:51,899
HE WASN'T PAYING ANY ATTENTION
TO ME.
393
00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:53,896
- UH-HUH, SO YOU DO KNOW
I'M FAMOUS.
394
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:57,446
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
TO BE FAMOUS YET.
395
00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:02,477
[camera shutters clicking]
396
00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:05,793
NOW WE'RE DATING.
397
00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:08,343
LATER ON TONIGHT,
THE RUMOR WILL BE WE'RE ENGAGED.
398
00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:12,174
BY TOMORROW, WE'LL BE MARRIED.
399
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:15,142
NOW YOU'RE FAMOUS.
400
00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:17,337
GOOD LUCK IN FOOTBALL.
401
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,970
- ♪ THEY SAY THE END IS NEAR
402
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,545
♪ WELL, BABY,
SINCE THIS THE END OF TIME ♪
403
00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:27,001
♪ HOW ABOUT WE
SPEND EVERY SECOND... ♪
404
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,210
- NOW MALIK, WHY AIN'T NO MEN
AT THIS PARTY?
405
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,926
- WHY IN THE HELL
WOULD I INVITE MEN TO A PARTY
406
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,931
WHEN I KNOW YOU GONNA SHOW UP
LOOKING LIKE THAT?
407
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,551
- YOU'RE CRAZY.
I'M NOT MESSING WITH YOU.
408
00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:36,901
- I'M MESSING WITH YOU.
- THEN YOU MAKE NO DAMN SENSE.
409
00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:38,096
- I KNOW.
- I'M OUT OF HERE.
410
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,973
- I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU, THOUGH.
411
00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:42,135
- BOY, STOP.
- MM-HMM.
412
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:47,450
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BACON
IS THIS, TORI, HUH?
413
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,208
- I BELIEVE
THAT'S CALLED CANADIAN.
414
00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:50,756
- I BELIEVE I'VE TOLD YOU
415
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:53,098
THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS CANADIAN BACON.
416
00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:55,243
LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S JUST THIN HAM.
417
00:15:55,241 --> 00:15:58,171
CANADIANS JUST CAN'T BE RENAMING
BREAKFAST MEATS ALL WILLY-NILLY.
418
00:15:58,172 --> 00:16:00,412
NOW GO, GO FIND ME SOME BACON,
CRISPY.
419
00:16:00,413 --> 00:16:02,213
- YES, SIR.
- YES, THANK YOU.
420
00:16:02,206 --> 00:16:03,966
BACON.
421
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:07,025
- YO, YOU KNOW YOU GOT
SOME MISGUIDED ANGER, RIGHT?
422
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,864
- SAY WHAT?
423
00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,722
- LOOK, YOU'RE NOT MAD AT TORI.
424
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,484
YOU JUST MAD
ABOUT DERWIN BEING TRADED.
425
00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:13,832
THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
426
00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:15,657
I, ON THE OTHER HAND,
THINK IT'S POETIC JUSTICE
427
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:18,405
HOW THE UNIVERSE PUNISHED DERWIN
FOR STEALING MELANIE.
428
00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:19,723
UM.
429
00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,004
DON'T MESS WITH TERRENCE
430
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,410
'CAUSE GOD LOVES HIM.
431
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:24,003
- WOW.
432
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,550
I REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO
BE ABLE TO DO THE HAPPY DANCE
433
00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:28,691
AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE,
TEE TEE.
434
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:31,029
THAT WAS BEFORE I REALIZED
I'M JUST A PAWN
435
00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:32,414
IN A RICH MAN'S GAME.
436
00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:33,623
SO YOU KNOW WHAT, TEE TEE?
437
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:36,030
TO RICH-ASS PAWNS.
438
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:37,664
- COME ON, MAN, IS THAT ALCOHOL?
439
00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:39,545
DON'T TELL ME
YOU FELL OFF THE WAGON AGAIN.
440
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:41,171
- YOU'RE DAMN SKIPPY.
441
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,932
AND I LANDED IN A GLASS
OF HENNESSY, BABY.
442
00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:46,211
HAVE SOME.
443
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,826
- WHAT'S GOING ON, DUDE?
- OH, MR. AND MRS. JASON.
444
00:16:48,827 --> 00:16:49,997
WELCOME TO MY--
445
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,620
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE ON,
CHARDONNAY?
446
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:54,480
- EXCUSE ME, MALIK,
THIS IS PATRICIA FIELDS, OKAY?
447
00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:55,522
SEX AND THE CITY.
448
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,407
- I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHO IT IS,
449
00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:59,343
AND AIN'T NO BLACK PEOPLE
ON SEX AND THE CITY.
450
00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:01,664
- WELL, I'M IN CHARACTER
'CAUSE MY MAN IS GIVING ME
451
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:03,095
THE FULL NEW YORK EXPERIENCE.
452
00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:05,033
I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY,
453
00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:06,414
THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING,
454
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,963
OH, AND WALKING ACROSS
THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE TO JUNIOR'S
455
00:17:08,964 --> 00:17:10,384
FOR SOME CHEESECAKE.
456
00:17:10,378 --> 00:17:12,478
- BRING ME BACK
A STRAWBERRY SHAKE.
457
00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:14,282
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE,
DOG.
458
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:15,545
- THERE'S BLUE.
THERE'S BLUE.
459
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,100
OKAY.
- NO.
460
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,173
BABY, THIS IS OUR HONEYMOON.
NO MORE WORK.
461
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,002
- LOOK, I'M JUST GONNA GO
OVER THERE REAL QUICK,
462
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,830
SEE IF HE'S AVAILABLE TO DO IT
AT ANOTHER TIME.
463
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:24,477
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT NOW.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
464
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:26,482
OKAY, THEN WE CAN GET ALL
THE CHEESECAKE AND COSMOS
465
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:29,452
YOUR LITTLE MRS. FIELDS-WEARING
HEART DESIRES.
466
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,658
- PATRICIA FIELDS.
467
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:33,825
- YEAH, SHE CAN COME TOO.
468
00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:35,337
BABY BLUE.
469
00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:37,864
NUMERO UNO.
470
00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:38,862
HOW'S IT FEEL?
471
00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:40,212
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.
472
00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:41,896
- WOW, CONGRATULATIONS.
BIG NIGHT FOR YOU.
473
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,236
- YEAH.
474
00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:45,071
- SO LET'S--LET'S TALK ABOUT IT
ON THE RECORD.
475
00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:47,448
- HA, DUDE, ARE YOU TRYING
TO GET A INTERVIEW RIGHT NOW?
476
00:17:47,448 --> 00:17:49,028
- YES, I ACTUALLY AM
AND IT WORKS BETTER
477
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,624
IF I ASK THE QUESTIONS, SO--
478
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,450
- LOOK, MAN, I WOULD
REALLY LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT,
479
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:54,788
BUT I GOT AN EXCLUSIVE WITH
GOOD MORNING AMERICATOMORROW.
480
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:56,343
- [scoffs]
WHO DOESN'T?
481
00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:58,664
- OKAY, SORRY, MAN,
BUT I CAN'T.
482
00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:02,335
- I GET IT.
FORGET I EVEN MENTIONED IT.
483
00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:04,484
- IT'S A PRETTY COOL PARTY, MAN.
YOU DIGGING THE PARTY?
484
00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:06,592
- UH, NAH, IT'S NOT REALLY
MY KIND OF MIX.
485
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,026
- YEAH, ME NEITHER.
486
00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:10,934
I'M MORE INTO THE KIND OF
STUFF THAT YOU'RE INTO.
487
00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:13,931
[indistinct chattering]
488
00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:21,997
OH.
489
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,100
YOU WANT THE TRUE NUMBER ONE
DRAFT PICK EXPERIENCE.
490
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,593
OKAY.
OKAY.
491
00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:28,026
NO, HEY, I REMEMBER
MY DRAFT NIGHT INGENUE.
492
00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:29,864
THE YEAR WAS 1998.
493
00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:32,452
HER NAME WAS NEVE CAMPBELL.
494
00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:35,208
I MADE HER SCREAM.
495
00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:36,616
MADE HER SCREAM.
496
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,760
SCREAMWAS THE NAME OF A MOVIE
NEVE CAMPBELL WAS IN.
497
00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:41,688
CAME OUT WHEN YOU WERE
A LITTLE KID.
498
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,690
OH, YOU'RE TWEETING HER.
SWEET.
499
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,859
YEAH, I HAD TO BEEP
NEVE CAMPBELL.
500
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:52,172
MIND IF I...
501
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,382
"AT A POP-UP PARTY
WITH @KEIRAWHITAKER.
502
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:58,029
"BABY GIRL'S ALL GROWED UP.
503
00:18:58,034 --> 00:18:59,384
I'D INVITE HER ANYWHERE."
504
00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:00,859
AND THEN WHAT, YOU JUST SEND IT?
505
00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:02,662
- JUST BOOM.
506
00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:04,065
RIGHT THERE, YEAH.
- WOW.
507
00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:06,758
SHE'S READING IT.
508
00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:11,448
- "DON'T YOU GIRLS HATE IT
WHEN GUYS LIKE @BLUEPRINTWEST
509
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:14,448
TRY TO FLIRT ON TWITTER
BUT ARE TOO SCARED TO STEP?"
510
00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:15,898
[laughter]
511
00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:18,236
- OH.
- OH.
512
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,381
- SHOULD I STEP?
513
00:19:20,379 --> 00:19:21,549
- STEPPING LEADS TO SEX, RIGHT?
514
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,591
- OF COURSE.
515
00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:23,656
- YOU BETTER GET TO STEPPING.
516
00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:24,585
- I'M GOING THEN.
517
00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:32,242
- ♪ YEAH, BRIGHT LIGHTS,
BIG CITY ♪
518
00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:33,901
- YO, WHAT UP, SON?
- OH.
519
00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:35,236
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
520
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,141
- WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE YOU
HERE TONIGHT, MAN.
521
00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:39,277
AND I CAN SMELL THE TEQUILA
BROUGHT YOU OUT, BROTHER.
522
00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:40,375
- YEAH, I NEED A RELEASE, MAN.
523
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,619
YOU KNOW,
I FIGURE I COME BY HERE
524
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:42,620
AND LET OFF A LITTLE STEAM.
525
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:44,550
- KNOW WHAT, BROTHER?
- WHAT?
526
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,341
- NO BETTER PLACE TO LET OFF
SOME STEAM
527
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:47,484
THAN RIGHT HERE WITH YOUR BOY.
528
00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:49,592
A TOAST TO YOU,
529
00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:51,306
DERWIN "DING DONG" DAVIS.
530
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,210
YOU CAME IN THIS GAME
A LITTLE PUNK.
531
00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:54,476
LITTLE PUNK-ASS CHUMP.
532
00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:57,102
LITTLE ROOKIE PUSS IN BOOTS.
PANSY-ASS ROOKIE.
533
00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:58,863
- HEY, HEY, HEY!
I GET IT.
534
00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:00,452
- OKAY, OKAY.
535
00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:01,618
TO YOU, DERWIN.
536
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,590
WE HAD A NICE RUN, MY BROTHER.
537
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:05,136
- SURE DID.
538
00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:07,997
- MM.
- WHOO!
539
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
[cell phone ringing]
540
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,380
STOP CALLING ME.
541
00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:11,309
AH.
542
00:20:14,724 --> 00:20:16,034
- YOU NOT GONNA TALK TO HER?
543
00:20:16,034 --> 00:20:20,004
[cell phone ringing]
544
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,410
- AND SAY WHAT?
THAT I'M A HAS-BEEN?
545
00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:22,973
- DOG, YOU ARE NOT A HAS-BEEN,
MAN.
546
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:25,585
HE--
HE AIN'T NO YOU, DOG.
547
00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:26,586
- GODDAMN RIGHT, HE AIN'T.
548
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:27,966
- WELL, ACTUALLY,
549
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,755
HE'S A LITTLE TALLER
THAN YOU, THOUGH, I MEAN--
550
00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:30,998
- YEAH, BARELY.
551
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,620
I TELL YOU WHAT,
BET YOU HE AIN'T RUNNING A 4.3.
552
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:35,240
- HELL NO.
DUDE'S RUNNING A 4.1.
553
00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:36,791
MM.
554
00:20:36,793 --> 00:20:37,833
AH.
555
00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:39,477
FACT, I HEAR THAT DUDE
IS SO FAST,
556
00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:41,142
LIKE,
HE BLOW THROUGH BUILDINGS--
557
00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:43,207
- HOLD THAT. HOLD THAT.
HOLD THAT.
558
00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:44,406
- OKAY, NO, YOU GET IT.
559
00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:46,383
- THEY ARE BY FAR
THE MOST COMFORTABLE PAIR
560
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,829
OF CASUAL SLIP-ONS
I HAVE EVER OWNED.
561
00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:49,027
- SLIP-ONS?
562
00:20:49,034 --> 00:20:50,864
- OH, THEY'RE GREAT
AT THE AIRPORT SECURITY.
563
00:20:50,862 --> 00:20:52,242
COME RIGHT OFF.
564
00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:53,241
DING DONG.
565
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:54,451
- WHAT UP?
566
00:20:54,448 --> 00:20:58,658
SO THIS IS
MR. BRYCE "BLUE" WESTBROOK.
567
00:20:58,655 --> 00:21:04,855
IT MUST FEEL REAL GOOD TO BE,
UH, THE NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK
568
00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:09,452
6'3"/SUPERSTAR
RUNNING A 4.1?
569
00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:10,758
- I BELIEVE SO.
570
00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:12,618
- DAMN, THAT'S FAST.
- HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN.
571
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:13,790
PULL UP A LITTLE BIT.
572
00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:16,003
AND I RUN A 4 FLAT.
573
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,790
- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, FRIEND,
DON'T TOUCH ME.
574
00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:18,793
YOU UNDERSTAND?
575
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:20,033
- NO NEED
TO TAKE THE JACKET OFF.
576
00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:21,284
- NO, I TOOK IT OFF.
I TOOK IT OFF.
577
00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:22,475
CHECK THE MOOD.
CHECK THE MOOD.
578
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,522
- OH, BIBS.
579
00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:25,757
- YOU UP HERE IN MY SPOT--
580
00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:29,208
OH, GOD--
581
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:32,096
WITH MY PEOPLE
AFTER YOU STOLE MY POSITION.
582
00:21:32,103 --> 00:21:33,243
- BIBS.
583
00:21:33,241 --> 00:21:35,591
- YOU GOT THE NERVE
TO BE DISRESPECTFUL,
584
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,756
MY NINJA?
585
00:21:36,758 --> 00:21:38,068
I'M RIGHT HERE.
586
00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:39,378
- WE'RE ALL WEARING SUITS HERE,
SO LET'S JUST--
587
00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:40,449
- OKAY, OKAY, J, NO, I GET IT.
- HOLD ON FOR A SECOND.
588
00:21:40,448 --> 00:21:41,688
- NO, LET HIM SPEAK.
HE A BIG BOY.
589
00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:44,339
- LOOK HERE--
- I'M RIGHT HERE LOOKING.
590
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,104
- I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING
FROM YOU.
591
00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:47,623
ALL RIGHT?
592
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:49,760
AND IF THERE'S ANYONE
TO BLAME HERE, LOOK AT YOURSELF,
593
00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:51,998
BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU COULDN'T
HOLD ON TO YOUR POSITION.
594
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,550
WHICH, YOU KNOW,
IT LEADS ONE TO QUESTION
595
00:21:53,551 --> 00:21:58,171
WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS REALLY
YOURPOSITION TO HOLD ON TO,
596
00:21:58,172 --> 00:21:59,312
MY NINJA.
597
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:01,100
- UH!
- NO, NO, NO, NO. BIBS.
598
00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:02,343
- HEY, HEY, HEY!
599
00:22:02,344 --> 00:22:04,314
- ♪ I GOT ICE IN MY VEINS
600
00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:06,030
♪ BLOOD IN MY EYES
601
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,694
♪ HATE IN MY HEART
602
00:22:07,689 --> 00:22:08,719
♪ LOVE IN MY MIND
603
00:22:08,724 --> 00:22:11,004
♪ I SEEN NIGHTS FULL OF PAIN
604
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,620
♪ DAYS OF THE SAME
605
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:14,240
♪ YOU KEEP THE SUNSHINE
606
00:22:14,241 --> 00:22:15,311
♪ SAVE ME THE RAIN
607
00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:17,280
♪ I SEARCH BUT NEVER FIND
608
00:22:17,275 --> 00:22:18,685
♪ HURT BUT NEVER CRY
609
00:22:18,689 --> 00:22:20,239
♪ I WORK AND FOREVER TRY
610
00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:21,411
♪ BUT I'M CURSED SO NEVER MIND
611
00:22:21,413 --> 00:22:23,173
♪ AND IT'S WORSE
BUT BETTER TIMES ♪
612
00:22:23,172 --> 00:22:25,762
- MAMA.
613
00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:27,278
WE GOT A REAL PROBLEM.
614
00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:28,825
- ♪ THE MORE THAT I CLIMB
615
00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:31,857
♪ THE SPOT GETS SMALLER
AND I GET BIGGER ♪
616
00:22:31,862 --> 00:22:33,722
♪ TRYING TO GET
INTO WHERE I FIT IN ♪
617
00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:35,214
♪ NO ROOM FOR A [...]
618
00:22:35,206 --> 00:22:38,786
♪ BUT SOON FOR A [...]
IT BE ON [...] ♪
619
00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:41,663
♪ 'CAUSE ALL THIS [...]
JUST MAKE ME STRONG ♪
620
00:22:41,655 --> 00:22:43,235
♪ SO I PICK THE WORLD UP
621
00:22:43,241 --> 00:22:47,551
♪ AND I'MA DROP IT
ON YOUR [...] HEAD ♪
622
00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:49,931
♪ YEAH,
I'MA PICK THE WORLD UP ♪
623
00:22:49,931 --> 00:22:51,721
♪ AND I'MA DROP IT
ON YOUR [...] HEAD ♪
624
00:22:51,724 --> 00:22:52,724
- WHAT?
625
00:22:52,724 --> 00:22:53,904
- CALM YOUR ASS DOWN, DOG.
626
00:22:53,896 --> 00:22:56,066
- WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU, D?
627
00:22:56,068 --> 00:22:57,408
- NOTHING, MAN, JUST, YOU KNOW,
628
00:22:57,413 --> 00:22:59,103
I JUST WELCOMED THAT CAT
TO THE GAME.
629
00:22:59,103 --> 00:23:01,173
- NO, NO, NO.
DING DONG.
630
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,342
- GET OFF ME.
631
00:23:02,344 --> 00:23:04,074
- COME ON, DOG.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, MAN?
632
00:23:04,068 --> 00:23:05,518
- I'M TRYING TO GET OUT
THIS FREEZER.
633
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:06,897
YO, J, GET OFF ME, MAN.
I'M SERIOUS.
634
00:23:06,896 --> 00:23:08,066
- NO, NO.
- CALM YOUR HEAD.
635
00:23:08,068 --> 00:23:09,858
- YO, GET OFF ME, MAN.
YOU CAN GET IT TOO.
636
00:23:09,862 --> 00:23:11,212
YOU CAN GET IT TOO.
- YO, CALM DOWN.
637
00:23:11,206 --> 00:23:12,306
- YOU NEED TO RELAX RIGHT NOW.
638
00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:13,590
- I CAN'T!
639
00:23:13,586 --> 00:23:15,026
- WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, MAN?
640
00:23:15,034 --> 00:23:18,484
- I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE!
641
00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,002
THERE, I SAID IT.
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE.
642
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,170
[panting]
643
00:23:23,172 --> 00:23:26,342
Y'ALL TWO OF MY FAMILY, MAN.
644
00:23:26,344 --> 00:23:28,004
YOU ARE.
645
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,930
SABER BLUE.
646
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:36,860
- IS HE CRYING?
647
00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:37,932
- SHH.
648
00:23:37,931 --> 00:23:39,411
- COME HERE.
COME HERE!
649
00:23:39,413 --> 00:23:41,383
YOU PULL IT TOGETHER,
YOU HEAR ME, RIGHT NOW!
650
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:42,719
YOU KNOW THIS IS THE GAME, DOG.
651
00:23:42,724 --> 00:23:44,524
WE AIN'T GOT NO CONTROL
OVER THIS, DERWIN.
652
00:23:44,517 --> 00:23:45,967
WE ARE CHESS PIECES, MAN.
653
00:23:45,965 --> 00:23:46,965
WE PRAWNS!
654
00:23:46,965 --> 00:23:47,965
- YOU MEAN PAWNS.
655
00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:49,515
- NO, I MEAN WE PRAWNS!
656
00:23:49,517 --> 00:23:50,477
- I DON'T THINK YOU DO.
657
00:23:50,482 --> 00:23:51,522
- I THINK WE PRAWNS.
658
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:52,967
YOU HEAR ME.
WE BOTTOM-FEEDERS, MAN.
659
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:53,965
- OKAY.
660
00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:55,585
- WAITIN' ON OUR OWNER/SHARKS
661
00:23:55,586 --> 00:23:58,066
TO GIVE US OUR LAST MORSEL
AT THE BOTTOM.
662
00:23:58,068 --> 00:24:00,098
THEY DON'T TELL YOU THINK WHEN
YOU COME INTO THE GAME, DO THEY?
663
00:24:00,103 --> 00:24:01,763
NO, ALL THEY SAY TO US IS,
664
00:24:01,758 --> 00:24:04,898
"DERWIN, MALIK, JASON,
YOU'RE GONNA BE A STAR.
665
00:24:04,896 --> 00:24:05,896
"WE LOVE YOU.
666
00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:07,616
LET ME JUGGLE YOUR PEBBLES,
MALIK."
667
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,210
- YEAH.
- THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL US, MAN.
668
00:24:09,206 --> 00:24:10,206
- YEAH, THEY TELL US THAT.
669
00:24:10,206 --> 00:24:11,406
MALIK, I'M WITH YOU.
- YES.
670
00:24:11,413 --> 00:24:12,763
- THEY SAY IT
671
00:24:12,758 --> 00:24:13,828
'CAUSE THAT'S
WHAT THE SABERS SAY TO ME.
672
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,237
THEY LIKE,
"YO, DERWIN, WE LOVE YOU."
673
00:24:15,241 --> 00:24:17,551
AND THEN THEY GO AND DUMP ME
FOR A YOUNGER, HOTTER DUDE.
674
00:24:17,551 --> 00:24:19,791
BUT THEN, YOU KNOW,
I HEAR BALTIMORE'S LIKE,
675
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,073
"YEAH, YO, DERWIN,
WE'LL LOVE YOU."
676
00:24:22,068 --> 00:24:24,168
BUT BALTIMORE'S FAT
AND ALWAYS BREATHING HEAVY.
677
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,282
I'M JUST NOT INTO HER.
678
00:24:25,275 --> 00:24:26,855
- YEAH, WE PAWN-PRAWNS.
679
00:24:26,862 --> 00:24:28,482
WE ARE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
680
00:24:28,482 --> 00:24:30,032
WE LOVE IT.
WE LOVE IT ALL.
681
00:24:30,034 --> 00:24:31,554
WE LOVE GETTING UP EARLY
IN THE MORNING
682
00:24:31,551 --> 00:24:32,551
AND GOING TO PRACTICE.
683
00:24:32,551 --> 00:24:33,551
WE LOVE TWO-A-DAYS.
684
00:24:33,551 --> 00:24:34,831
WE LOVE RUNNING DRILLS.
685
00:24:34,827 --> 00:24:36,687
WE LOVE GAME NIGHT.
686
00:24:36,689 --> 00:24:39,069
WE LOVE GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET
AND BEING APPROACHED BY FANS
687
00:24:39,068 --> 00:24:40,308
WHILE WE'RE IN
THE FEMININE HYGIENE AISLE
688
00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:42,830
BUYING TAMPONS FOR OUR LADIES.
689
00:24:42,827 --> 00:24:44,857
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE LOVE?
690
00:24:44,862 --> 00:24:45,862
WE LOVE THE MONEY.
691
00:24:45,862 --> 00:24:47,622
BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.
692
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,760
IT'S ABOUT THE GAME.
693
00:24:48,758 --> 00:24:49,998
- MM.
694
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,310
- LISTEN TO ME.
695
00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:54,070
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE WE PLAY.
696
00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:56,168
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S CHEERING
FOR US IN THE STANDS.
697
00:24:56,172 --> 00:24:58,972
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT JERSEY
WE HAVE ON OUR BACK.
698
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:01,965
WE PLAY THIS GAME
BECAUSE IT'S WHO WE ARE.
699
00:25:01,965 --> 00:25:02,965
IT'S WHAT WE DO.
700
00:25:02,965 --> 00:25:04,305
WE ARE FOOTBALL PLAYERS,
DAMN IT.
701
00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:07,790
WE ARE WARRIORS!
AND THIS IS SPARTA!
702
00:25:10,482 --> 00:25:12,932
AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE, DING DONG--
703
00:25:15,655 --> 00:25:16,655
- THAT WAS CRAZY.
704
00:25:16,655 --> 00:25:17,655
- SHH, KEEP IT DOWN.
705
00:25:17,655 --> 00:25:18,655
I DON'T WANT TO WAKE MY DAD.
706
00:25:18,655 --> 00:25:20,515
- WHO?
- MY DAD.
707
00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:22,547
HE'S ACROSS THE HALL.
708
00:25:22,551 --> 00:25:26,101
AND HE'S GONNA KILL ME
IF THIS GETS OUT.
709
00:25:26,103 --> 00:25:29,213
I NEED A NEW SHIRT.
710
00:25:29,206 --> 00:25:30,446
- DAMN.
711
00:25:30,448 --> 00:25:32,278
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY CONCERNED
ABOUT YOUR EYE.
712
00:25:32,275 --> 00:25:33,275
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
713
00:25:33,275 --> 00:25:34,275
I'M JUST GRABBING A SHIRT.
714
00:25:34,275 --> 00:25:36,655
- JUST FORGET ABOUT
THE DAMN SHIRT.
715
00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:41,070
I'M REALLY CONCERNED
ABOUT YOUR EYE.
716
00:25:48,724 --> 00:25:50,214
WOW.
717
00:25:50,206 --> 00:25:51,616
- GOOD MORNING AMERICA'S
GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY
718
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,620
WITH THIS TOMORROW.
719
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,620
- WELL, YOU KNOW
YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS.
720
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,660
- HEY, THAT DUDE CAME AT ME.
721
00:25:57,655 --> 00:25:59,615
- WELL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
THE BLUEPRINT,
722
00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:01,310
THE GUY CHANGING THE FACE
OF FOOTBALL,
723
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,030
AND YOU'RE FIGHTING IN THE CLUB.
724
00:26:03,034 --> 00:26:04,594
THEY SHOULD CALL YOU
"THE CLICHE."
725
00:26:04,586 --> 00:26:06,476
- LOOK, GROWING UP IN THE ARMY
726
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:07,862
AND THEN MOVING
FROM TOWN TO TOWN
727
00:26:07,862 --> 00:26:09,692
AND THEN BEING A BLACK GUY
AT STANFORD.
728
00:26:09,689 --> 00:26:12,309
PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK I'M SOFT
AND TRY AND TEST ME.
729
00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:14,070
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
I TEST VERY WELL.
730
00:26:14,068 --> 00:26:15,788
- WELL, THIS AIN'T STANFORD.
731
00:26:15,793 --> 00:26:17,483
YOU'RE IN THE PROS NOW,
732
00:26:17,482 --> 00:26:19,932
IN V.I.P.,
TRYING TO RUN WITH STARS,
733
00:26:19,931 --> 00:26:22,411
YOU BETTER GET IT TOGETHER
'CAUSE THEY WILL CHEW YOU UP
734
00:26:22,413 --> 00:26:23,833
AND SPIT YOU OUT.
735
00:26:23,827 --> 00:26:25,237
TRUST ME.
736
00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:30,095
- BEING FAMOUS SUCKS, HUH?
737
00:26:30,103 --> 00:26:32,343
- SOMETIMES, YEAH.
738
00:26:32,344 --> 00:26:34,384
BUT I MEAN, IT HAS ITS PERKS:
739
00:26:34,379 --> 00:26:37,069
PRESIDENTIAL SUITES,
RED CARPETS,
740
00:26:37,068 --> 00:26:38,618
SWAG BAGS,
741
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:41,210
ALL THE GREEK YOGURT
YOU CAN EAT.
742
00:26:41,206 --> 00:26:44,926
"AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED
TO GREECE?"
743
00:26:44,931 --> 00:26:46,521
- HEY, I REMEMBER
THAT COMMERCIAL.
744
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:48,027
I EVEN REWOUND IT
A COUPLE TIMES.
745
00:26:48,034 --> 00:26:49,034
[laughs]
746
00:26:49,034 --> 00:26:50,764
- OH, REALLY?
ONLY A COUPLE?
747
00:26:50,758 --> 00:26:53,548
- YEAH, A COUPLE.
748
00:26:53,551 --> 00:26:54,481
- [laughs]
749
00:26:58,586 --> 00:27:01,306
- MAN, IT MUST BE EASY FOR YOU.
750
00:27:01,310 --> 00:27:03,210
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
YOU'VE BEEN FAMOUS FOR SO LONG,
751
00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:04,996
YOU GOT THIS WHOLE THING
SEWN UP.
752
00:27:06,551 --> 00:27:07,721
- I GUESS.
753
00:27:07,724 --> 00:27:08,764
NAH, I DON'T KNOW.
754
00:27:08,758 --> 00:27:10,718
YOU KNOW, I WAS SO YOUNG
WHEN I HIT.
755
00:27:10,724 --> 00:27:13,524
IT'S LIKE MY FAME IS FROZEN
IN TIME.
756
00:27:13,517 --> 00:27:16,517
EVERYBODY JUST WANTS ME TO BE
THAT GIRL ON STUCK TOGETHER.
757
00:27:16,517 --> 00:27:20,337
I'LL BE 14 FOREVER.
758
00:27:20,344 --> 00:27:23,834
AND I'M NOT.
759
00:27:23,827 --> 00:27:25,617
- WELL, LOOK.
760
00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:27,100
ALL I KNOW IS,
761
00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:29,313
I'M LOOKING AT A BEAUTIFUL,
CONFIDENT,
762
00:27:29,310 --> 00:27:32,100
ACCOMPLISHED YOUNG WOMAN
763
00:27:32,103 --> 00:27:35,003
WHO'S DEFINITELY NOT 14.
764
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,660
- THAT WAS CORNY.
765
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,095
SWEET BUT CORNY.
766
00:27:38,103 --> 00:27:39,103
- OH, YEAH?
- YES.
767
00:27:39,103 --> 00:27:40,553
- YEAH?
768
00:27:40,551 --> 00:27:43,211
WHICH ONE IS THIS?
769
00:27:43,206 --> 00:27:45,966
- ♪ I'M READY, GIRL,
TAKE MY HAND ♪
770
00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:50,275
♪ I WANT TO BE YOUR MAN
771
00:27:50,275 --> 00:27:51,655
♪ UNDERSTAND?
772
00:27:51,655 --> 00:27:55,095
- CORNY, BUT, UM,
773
00:27:55,103 --> 00:27:56,553
I KIND OF LIKE CORNY.
774
00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:58,521
- ♪ IF YOU LET ME IN
775
00:27:58,517 --> 00:28:01,477
♪ CAUGHT IN YOUR HANDS
776
00:28:01,482 --> 00:28:04,242
♪ NO GAMES WILL BE PLAYED
777
00:28:04,241 --> 00:28:06,831
♪ GIVE ME A CHANCE
778
00:28:06,827 --> 00:28:08,997
♪ LADY, IT'S YOU
779
00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:14,620
[R&B music]
780
00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:18,070
♪
781
00:28:18,068 --> 00:28:19,588
[doorbell ringing]
782
00:28:19,586 --> 00:28:22,236
- OH, HELL, IT'S MY DAD.
783
00:28:22,241 --> 00:28:23,931
- [sighs]
784
00:28:28,551 --> 00:28:30,281
- NO, IT'S HOUSEKEEPING.
785
00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:32,925
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE
SO LATE?
786
00:28:35,344 --> 00:28:37,314
- [whispering] NO, NO, NO,
THAT'S MALIK'S MOTHER.
787
00:28:37,310 --> 00:28:38,410
- WHAT?
788
00:28:38,413 --> 00:28:39,863
MALIK LETS HIS MOM
DO HOUSEKEEPING?
789
00:28:39,862 --> 00:28:41,002
- SHH.
790
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,380
- YO, HE'S GOT TO DO
BETTER BY HER.
791
00:28:42,379 --> 00:28:44,029
- COME ON, BLUE'S CLUES.
OPEN UP THIS DOOR.
792
00:28:44,034 --> 00:28:47,004
- YOU GOT TO GET RID OF HER,
ALL RIGHT?
793
00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:52,452
- HEY, MISS MACK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
794
00:28:52,448 --> 00:28:54,618
- I'M LOOKING FOR YOUR LITTLE
BOYFRIEND, THE BLUEPRINT.
795
00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,140
MORE LIKE THE DAMN CLICHE.
796
00:28:56,137 --> 00:28:57,517
- BLUE NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
797
00:28:57,517 --> 00:28:59,517
- WELL, ACCORDING TO BOSSIP,
YOU HAVING HIS BABY.
798
00:28:59,517 --> 00:29:00,857
- SEE, THAT IS A JOKE
799
00:29:00,862 --> 00:29:02,212
THAT'S GOTTEN
WAY OUT OF CONTROL.
800
00:29:02,206 --> 00:29:03,236
WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING.
801
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,411
- GIRL, YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
802
00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:05,593
I'VE BEEN NOT DATING SOMEBODY
803
00:29:05,586 --> 00:29:07,066
IN THEY ROOM AT 2:00
IN THE MORNING?
804
00:29:07,068 --> 00:29:08,068
- A LOT.
805
00:29:08,068 --> 00:29:09,238
- AH--
806
00:29:09,241 --> 00:29:10,481
WATCH YOUR DIMPLES, OKAY?
807
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,032
LOOK, NOW ALL JOKING ASIDE,
ALL RIGHT,
808
00:29:12,034 --> 00:29:13,834
I NEED TO TALK TO BLUE
AND GET OUR DUCKS IN A ROW.
809
00:29:13,827 --> 00:29:15,587
- UH, HE'S TIED UP RIGHT NOW.
810
00:29:15,586 --> 00:29:17,856
- GIRL, I DON'T CARE ABOUT
YOUR TRAMPINESS, OKAY?
811
00:29:17,862 --> 00:29:19,102
I'M TRYING TO HELP THAT BOY OUT.
812
00:29:19,103 --> 00:29:20,663
NOW EXCUSE YOU.
813
00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:21,995
- BLUE--
- OH, MY GOD.
814
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,450
- OH, HEY.
WHAT THE HELL?
815
00:29:23,448 --> 00:29:26,378
- LITTLE BOY BLUE
COME BLOW YOUR HORN.
816
00:29:26,379 --> 00:29:27,969
LOOK, I DON'T THINK
WE'VE OFFICIALLY MET.
817
00:29:27,965 --> 00:29:29,475
TASHA MACK,
TASHA MACK MANAGEMENT.
818
00:29:29,482 --> 00:29:30,522
MALIK'S MA.
819
00:29:30,517 --> 00:29:31,997
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
820
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,210
- JUST A LITTLE INSURANCE
821
00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:35,446
TO MAKE SURE
YOU PLAY YOUR POSITION.
822
00:29:35,448 --> 00:29:37,408
NOW, AS FAR AS WE ARE CONCERNED,
823
00:29:37,413 --> 00:29:38,623
THAT LITTLE INCIDENT EARLIER,
824
00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:40,140
IT WAS JUST A PLAYFUL EXCHANGE
OF WORDS
825
00:29:40,137 --> 00:29:41,547
THAT WAS
BLOWN WAY OUT OF PROPORTION
826
00:29:41,551 --> 00:29:43,591
BY CERTAIN EYEWITNESSES
827
00:29:43,586 --> 00:29:46,136
THAT HAPPENED
TO HAVE BEEN HIGHLY INTOXICATED.
828
00:29:46,137 --> 00:29:48,827
THAT IS WHAT YOU AND DERWIN
WILL TELL THE PRESS.
829
00:29:48,827 --> 00:29:49,827
WE COOL?
830
00:29:49,827 --> 00:29:51,377
- YES, MA'AM.
WE COOL.
831
00:29:51,379 --> 00:29:52,859
- ALL RIGHT.
832
00:29:52,862 --> 00:29:54,142
MM, KAY.
833
00:29:54,137 --> 00:29:56,447
NOW DON'T YOU KIDS
FORGET YOUR CONDOMS, OKAY?
834
00:29:56,448 --> 00:29:59,788
'CAUSE IT'S 2013, THEY STILL
AIN'T CRACKED THAT MONSTER YET.
835
00:29:59,793 --> 00:30:01,243
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
836
00:30:01,241 --> 00:30:02,661
- WHAT?
837
00:30:02,655 --> 00:30:04,715
- YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK,
838
00:30:04,724 --> 00:30:06,724
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME
AFTER 45 MINUTES AND A KISS?
839
00:30:06,724 --> 00:30:09,144
LAYING UP HERE LOOKING LIKE
THE GIRL FROM TITANIC.
840
00:30:09,137 --> 00:30:10,207
- I'M SORRY, OKAY?
841
00:30:10,206 --> 00:30:11,686
WE KISSING AND RUBBING
AND NIBBLING.
842
00:30:11,689 --> 00:30:13,279
I JUST ASSUMED YOU WANTED
TO GO GET IN BED.
843
00:30:13,275 --> 00:30:15,095
- WELL, I'M SORRY
THAT YOU GOT THAT IMPRESSION,
844
00:30:15,103 --> 00:30:16,313
BUT I'M NOT THAT GIRL.
845
00:30:16,310 --> 00:30:17,550
- ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.
846
00:30:17,551 --> 00:30:19,411
SHIRT'S GOING ON, MY BAD.
847
00:30:19,413 --> 00:30:20,483
BUT LOOK, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
848
00:30:20,482 --> 00:30:21,972
WHEN THIS SHIRT GOES ON,
IT STAYS ON.
849
00:30:21,965 --> 00:30:24,895
THAT'S IT.
- I HEAR YOU.
850
00:30:24,896 --> 00:30:26,586
- HEY, LOOK, COME ON.
HEY, IT'S DRAFT NIGHT.
851
00:30:26,586 --> 00:30:27,966
COME ON, HEY,
WE COULD JUST CUDDLE.
852
00:30:27,965 --> 00:30:29,405
- BYE.
- DON'T LEAVE ME.
853
00:30:29,413 --> 00:30:30,863
- COME HOLD ME.
854
00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:32,862
[laughter]
855
00:30:32,862 --> 00:30:36,172
- AND YO, YO, I KEEP TELLING
Y'ALL, MAN, I'M GOOD.
856
00:30:36,172 --> 00:30:40,792
LIVE FROM NEW YORK,
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
857
00:30:40,793 --> 00:30:42,283
WHOO!
858
00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:44,545
MM.
859
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,341
AH!
860
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,794
DAMN IT.
861
00:30:47,793 --> 00:30:51,413
YO, MAN, I DON'T NEED
TO BE IN NO DAMN A.A. MEETING.
862
00:30:51,413 --> 00:30:53,213
I KEEP TELLING Y'ALL, MAN,
I'M GOOD.
863
00:30:53,206 --> 00:30:55,686
YO, DRIVER.
864
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:57,589
YO.
865
00:30:57,586 --> 00:31:00,716
YO, DOG, TAKE ME SOMEWHERE...
866
00:31:00,724 --> 00:31:02,724
TAKE ME SOMEWHERE
THAT'S POPPIN', MAN.
867
00:31:02,724 --> 00:31:05,174
LIKE THE--LIKE THE 40/40 CLUB.
868
00:31:05,172 --> 00:31:08,212
LET ME HOLLER AT MY DOG JENK
869
00:31:08,206 --> 00:31:10,406
ON 106 & PARK.
870
00:31:10,413 --> 00:31:14,243
HEY, YO, WE STILL GOT TIME
TO GO SEE JERSEY BOYS,Y'ALL.
871
00:31:14,241 --> 00:31:16,001
KEEP--I KEEP TELLING YOU ALL,
MAN,
872
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,070
FRANKIE VALLI
IS THE WHITE MARVIN GAYE!
873
00:31:19,068 --> 00:31:20,968
- WHY HE ALWAYS SAY THAT?
874
00:31:20,965 --> 00:31:21,965
- UGH.
875
00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:24,205
- HEY, MALIK, JUST RELAX, MAN.
876
00:31:24,206 --> 00:31:25,516
'CAUSE YOU GOING
TO THAT MEETING.
877
00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:26,547
END OF STORY.
878
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,591
- LOOK, TEE TEE, IT'S FINE.
879
00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,096
I CAN JUST TAKE HIM BACK
TO THE HOTEL,
880
00:31:30,103 --> 00:31:31,483
SOBER HIM UP,
881
00:31:31,482 --> 00:31:33,282
KEEP WATCH,
882
00:31:33,275 --> 00:31:34,655
MAKE SURE
HE DOESN'T DO IT AGAIN.
883
00:31:34,655 --> 00:31:36,825
- NO, THAT'S JUST ENABLING HIM.
884
00:31:36,827 --> 00:31:38,377
- MAN, YOU SHUT UP, BOY.
885
00:31:38,379 --> 00:31:39,589
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
886
00:31:39,586 --> 00:31:40,616
ALL RIGHT?
887
00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:42,210
DON'T YOU TELL HER WHAT TO DO.
888
00:31:42,206 --> 00:31:44,656
SHE WORKS FOR ME, DOG, OKAY?
889
00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:46,925
SHE GETS PAID
A HEFTY SALARY TOO
890
00:31:46,931 --> 00:31:48,451
PLUS BENEFITS, FOOL.
891
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:50,928
- WAIT, WHEN I WORKED FOR YOU,
I DIDN'T GET NO BENEFITS.
892
00:31:50,931 --> 00:31:53,211
- NOT THOSE TYPE OF BENEFITS,
YOU DUMBASS.
893
00:31:53,206 --> 00:31:54,756
- BE THAT AS IT MAY,
894
00:31:54,758 --> 00:31:56,378
YOU NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH:
895
00:31:56,379 --> 00:31:57,589
YOU'RE A DRUNK.
896
00:31:57,586 --> 00:31:58,926
AND DRUNKS NEED A.A.
897
00:31:58,931 --> 00:32:01,901
- I MIGHT AS WELL DRINK, DOG,
898
00:32:01,896 --> 00:32:04,406
'CAUSE CLEARLY
I AIN'T IN CONTROL
899
00:32:04,413 --> 00:32:06,283
OF MY OWN DAMN DESTINY.
900
00:32:06,275 --> 00:32:08,475
- STOP FEELING SORRY
FOR YOURSELF.
901
00:32:08,482 --> 00:32:11,242
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL
902
00:32:11,241 --> 00:32:12,931
'CAUSE I WAS YOU.
903
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,971
YEAH, YOU WERE MY ROGER,
REMEMBER?
904
00:32:14,965 --> 00:32:16,965
AND YOU GOT ON MY DAMN NERVES.
905
00:32:16,965 --> 00:32:18,335
ALWAYS THREATENING TO FIRE ME.
906
00:32:18,344 --> 00:32:20,074
ALWAYS REMINDING ME
HOW MY DESTINY
907
00:32:20,068 --> 00:32:21,658
WAS TIED TO YOUR WHIM.
908
00:32:21,655 --> 00:32:24,305
BUT INSTEAD OF PUSHING YOU
INTO A WOOD CHIPPER,
909
00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:26,690
I CHANGED,
910
00:32:26,689 --> 00:32:30,379
CONVINCED YOU TO LOAN ME
THE MONEY TO START MY BUSINESS.
911
00:32:30,379 --> 00:32:34,759
AND NOW, FLEET OF CLUCK TRUCKS
AND A BOOK DEAL LATER,
912
00:32:34,758 --> 00:32:36,168
I GOT SOME SOVEREIGNTY,
913
00:32:36,172 --> 00:32:38,692
AND THAT'S ALL
A MAN'S LOOKING FOR.
914
00:32:38,689 --> 00:32:40,409
PEACE OF MIND.
915
00:32:40,413 --> 00:32:42,003
NO MAN RULES YOU BUT YOU.
916
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,790
AND THAT'S THE
REAL AMERICAN DREAM, MY FRIEND.
917
00:32:44,793 --> 00:32:48,933
- WHAT HE'S SAYING IS, UH...
918
00:32:48,931 --> 00:32:52,031
DREAM CAN BE
WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE
919
00:32:52,034 --> 00:32:56,284
JUST AS LONG YOU ABLE TO SAY,
"SCREW YOU."
920
00:32:59,413 --> 00:33:00,523
I SEE YOU, BROTHER.
921
00:33:00,517 --> 00:33:03,067
I SEE YOU, MAN.
922
00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:07,028
HEY, YO, DRIVER.
923
00:33:07,034 --> 00:33:09,284
DOG, TAKE ME TO THAT MEETING,
MAN.
924
00:33:11,724 --> 00:33:14,524
GOT SOME THINGS
I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF, BROTHER.
925
00:33:14,517 --> 00:33:15,547
- ♪ BANG
926
00:33:15,551 --> 00:33:17,591
♪ DUDE DROP A MONEY SHOT
927
00:33:17,586 --> 00:33:19,026
- ♪ BABY
- ♪ DRINK
928
00:33:21,241 --> 00:33:23,141
[doorbell ringing]
929
00:33:24,689 --> 00:33:26,619
- [sighs]
930
00:33:28,793 --> 00:33:30,003
- HEY.
- HEY.
931
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,380
- CAN I COME IN?
932
00:33:32,379 --> 00:33:34,309
- WHY, SO YOU CAN TELL ME
YOU TOLD ME SO?
933
00:33:34,310 --> 00:33:38,140
- NO, SO I CAN TELL YOU THAT
I HANDLED THAT BLUE SITUATION.
934
00:33:38,137 --> 00:33:39,337
YOU NEED TO CALL YOUR WIFE
935
00:33:39,344 --> 00:33:41,344
'CAUSE SHE'S WORRIED SICK
ABOUT YOU.
936
00:33:41,344 --> 00:33:42,934
- LOOKING OUT.
937
00:33:42,931 --> 00:33:43,931
THANKS.
938
00:33:46,655 --> 00:33:49,515
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE STAYED
WITH YOU.
939
00:33:49,517 --> 00:33:51,277
PUNK-ASS IRV HIDING OUT
IN THE HOSPITAL,
940
00:33:51,275 --> 00:33:52,515
TALKING ABOUT HE GOT THE GOUT.
941
00:33:52,517 --> 00:33:53,757
- OKAY, I'M TELLING YOU.
942
00:33:53,758 --> 00:33:55,688
LOOK, ONE DAY,
FOLKS GONNA REALIZE
943
00:33:55,689 --> 00:33:57,339
THAT THE BLACK WOMAN
IS NOT ONLY THE MOTHER
944
00:33:57,344 --> 00:33:58,554
OF ALL MANKIND,
945
00:33:58,551 --> 00:34:00,791
BUT SHE THE BADDEST
MOTHER FREAKIN' MANAGER
946
00:34:00,793 --> 00:34:02,143
IN THIS GAME.
947
00:34:02,137 --> 00:34:04,787
- [laughs]
948
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:07,623
- [sighs]
949
00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:10,930
- YOU KNOW, I KEEP
TELLING MYSELF THIS IS GOOD.
950
00:34:10,931 --> 00:34:12,171
DESTINY.
951
00:34:12,172 --> 00:34:13,972
IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT ME
AND MELANIE PRAYED FOR,
952
00:34:13,965 --> 00:34:15,715
FOR THE TWO OF US TO BE
IN THE SAME PLACE
953
00:34:15,724 --> 00:34:17,214
AT THE SAME TIME,
954
00:34:17,206 --> 00:34:20,586
BOTH LIVING OUT OUR DREAMS.
955
00:34:20,585 --> 00:34:23,375
- BUT...
956
00:34:23,379 --> 00:34:26,719
- BUT I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
IF I EVER LEFT...
957
00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:32,138
IT WOULD BE ON MY TERMS.
958
00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:35,137
I MEAN, I USED TO THINK
I WAS INVINCIBLE.
959
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,590
LAST COUPLE YEARS, I HAVE BEEN.
960
00:34:41,585 --> 00:34:45,655
I MEAN, NOTHING COULD TOUCH ME.
961
00:34:45,655 --> 00:34:48,375
I GOT TOUCHED.
962
00:34:50,413 --> 00:34:53,903
- YOU KNOW WHY
I LIKED MANAGING YOU?
963
00:34:53,896 --> 00:34:55,406
YOU'RE A LOT LIKE ME.
964
00:34:55,413 --> 00:34:58,413
EVEN WHEN YOU DOWN,
YOU AIN'T OUT.
965
00:34:58,413 --> 00:35:00,693
BUT YOU WERE A THIRD-STRING
WIDE RECEIVER
966
00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:02,339
BARELY ON THE SABERS,
967
00:35:02,344 --> 00:35:05,484
AND THEN YOU GOT THEM
TWO CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS?
968
00:35:05,482 --> 00:35:06,552
DERWIN, WHAT YOU GONNA DO
969
00:35:06,551 --> 00:35:08,141
WITH THE WORST TEAM
IN THE LEAGUE?
970
00:35:08,137 --> 00:35:09,787
HM?
971
00:35:09,793 --> 00:35:11,383
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE 'EM
TO THE DANCE, WHAT,
972
00:35:11,379 --> 00:35:12,549
FIRST YEAR, SECOND YEAR?
973
00:35:12,551 --> 00:35:13,691
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU OVER THERE.
974
00:35:13,689 --> 00:35:15,479
YOU'RE PLOTTING,
AND YOU'RE PLANNING.
975
00:35:15,482 --> 00:35:17,172
DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF A HOLE,
976
00:35:17,172 --> 00:35:19,342
THAT'S WHAT MOTIVATES YOU.
977
00:35:19,344 --> 00:35:20,864
LOOK, YOU MIGHT AS WELL
ACCEPT THE FACT
978
00:35:20,862 --> 00:35:22,792
THAT YOU LIKE
TO LIVE LIFE HARD.
979
00:35:22,793 --> 00:35:24,453
HELL, WHAT, YOU MARRIED MELANIE.
980
00:35:24,448 --> 00:35:26,238
[laughter]
981
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,970
- I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TASHA.
982
00:35:34,965 --> 00:35:37,475
[sniffs]
983
00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:38,522
YOU CRAZY.
984
00:35:44,793 --> 00:35:49,103
- MM, DRAFT NIGHT COMPLETE.
985
00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:50,623
- [laughs]
986
00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:53,970
YES, IT IS.
987
00:35:53,965 --> 00:35:55,995
[kissing]
988
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,830
MAYBE WE CAN REENACT IT.
989
00:35:58,827 --> 00:36:01,967
- AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE
FOR YOU TO STAY,
990
00:36:01,965 --> 00:36:05,275
YOU HAVE TO GO.
991
00:36:05,275 --> 00:36:07,165
- COOL.
992
00:36:07,172 --> 00:36:08,832
GOT MY APPEARANCE
ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA
993
00:36:08,827 --> 00:36:10,137
IN A FEW HOURS.
994
00:36:10,137 --> 00:36:14,477
SO LET THE RECORD SHOW
YOU DIDN'T PUT ME OUT;
995
00:36:14,482 --> 00:36:16,792
I GOT BUSINESS TO TEND TO.
996
00:36:16,793 --> 00:36:19,453
- SPIN IT HOWEVER YOU LIKE,
997
00:36:19,448 --> 00:36:21,068
BUT YOU GOT TO GO.
998
00:36:21,068 --> 00:36:22,378
- [laughs]
999
00:36:22,379 --> 00:36:25,409
- ♪ TELL ME IT'S NOTHIN'
1000
00:36:25,413 --> 00:36:28,723
♪ TELL ME THAT IT'S SOMETHIN'
1001
00:36:28,724 --> 00:36:32,074
♪ THAT YOU THINK
THAT YOU GOIN' ♪
1002
00:36:32,068 --> 00:36:36,718
♪ AWAY FROM WHAT'S RIGHT HERE
1003
00:36:36,724 --> 00:36:38,314
- ♪ I
1004
00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:41,550
♪ NEVER IN MY LIFE
1005
00:36:41,551 --> 00:36:46,141
♪ HEARD SO MANY LIES
1006
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,377
- MY BAD.
1007
00:36:47,379 --> 00:36:49,859
I HOPE WE DIDN'T WAKE YOU.
1008
00:36:49,862 --> 00:36:52,482
- UH...
1009
00:36:52,482 --> 00:36:56,102
I'M SORRY.
1010
00:36:56,103 --> 00:36:58,973
- NO, NO, YOU'RE FINE.
1011
00:36:58,965 --> 00:37:01,405
- ♪ DEVIL IN DISGUISE
1012
00:37:01,413 --> 00:37:04,143
- ALL RIGHT, GO ON.
1013
00:37:04,137 --> 00:37:06,587
GET OUT OF HERE.
1014
00:37:06,586 --> 00:37:10,206
- ♪ YOU'RE FULL OF IT, BABY
1015
00:37:10,206 --> 00:37:11,966
♪ MY TRUST IS GONE
1016
00:37:11,965 --> 00:37:13,235
♪ I'M MOVIN' ON
1017
00:37:13,241 --> 00:37:15,141
- GIRL, CAUGHT
THE NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK
1018
00:37:15,137 --> 00:37:16,307
MOPING AT THE BAR.
1019
00:37:16,310 --> 00:37:17,900
- [laughs]
1020
00:37:17,896 --> 00:37:21,336
- YOU KNOW THE REST.
1021
00:37:21,344 --> 00:37:24,794
HOW WAS YOUR DRAFT NIGHT?
1022
00:37:24,793 --> 00:37:27,103
- UNEVENTFUL.
1023
00:37:27,103 --> 00:37:31,343
- ♪ AWAY FROM WHAT'S REAL
1024
00:37:31,344 --> 00:37:32,664
- I'M GONNA GO TO SLEEP.
1025
00:37:32,655 --> 00:37:33,965
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING,
OKAY?
1026
00:37:33,965 --> 00:37:37,335
- ♪ TELL ME
THAT IT'S SOMETHIN' ♪
1027
00:37:37,344 --> 00:37:39,344
♪ THAT YOU THINK
THAT YOU GOIN' ♪
1028
00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:40,454
- HM.
1029
00:37:40,448 --> 00:37:41,758
- MM, MM, MM.
- YOU ARE GOOD, BABY.
1030
00:37:41,758 --> 00:37:44,588
- ALL RIGHT,
NOW EXPOSE YOURSELF.
1031
00:37:44,586 --> 00:37:46,996
OOH, YES, LORD.
1032
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,550
[laughing]
1033
00:37:48,551 --> 00:37:49,551
OW.
1034
00:37:49,551 --> 00:37:50,831
- [laughing]
1035
00:37:50,827 --> 00:37:53,757
- DAMN!
- LIKE THAT, HUH?
1036
00:37:53,758 --> 00:37:55,238
- OOH, OH!
1037
00:37:55,241 --> 00:37:56,241
HERCULES.
1038
00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:58,241
[laughter]
1039
00:37:58,241 --> 00:37:59,311
YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT.
1040
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,240
HOT DAMN.
1041
00:38:01,241 --> 00:38:02,621
- HEY, YOU CRAZY.
1042
00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:04,140
AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
I ONLY DO THIS CRAP
1043
00:38:04,137 --> 00:38:05,167
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
1044
00:38:05,172 --> 00:38:07,312
- AND I LOVE YOU TOO, POOKIE.
1045
00:38:07,310 --> 00:38:09,240
AND THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
IN THIS WORLD
1046
00:38:09,241 --> 00:38:11,901
THAT I WOULD RATHER HAVE
FLASH ME
1047
00:38:11,896 --> 00:38:13,166
THAN YOU.
1048
00:38:13,172 --> 00:38:15,002
COME ON NOW.
- IS THAT RIGHT?
1049
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,280
- YEAH, DON'T BE SHY.
1050
00:38:17,275 --> 00:38:20,235
AHH!
HOT DAMN!
1051
00:38:20,241 --> 00:38:21,861
THAT'S IT!
1052
00:38:21,862 --> 00:38:23,552
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOOD NOW.
1053
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,551
I'M GOOD.
1054
00:38:24,551 --> 00:38:26,521
MM-HMM.
- MM.
1055
00:38:26,517 --> 00:38:27,617
- ALL RIGHT, BABY,
1056
00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:28,590
YOU GO AND GET YOU SOME REST,
OKAY?
1057
00:38:28,586 --> 00:38:30,206
AND WE GONNA CHAT LATER.
1058
00:38:30,206 --> 00:38:32,926
- ALL RIGHT, BABY,
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
1059
00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:33,931
- I LOVE YOU, POOKIE.
1060
00:38:33,931 --> 00:38:35,591
- ALL RIGHT, BABY,
I LOVE YOU TOO.
1061
00:38:35,586 --> 00:38:36,586
- ALL RIGHT.
1062
00:38:36,586 --> 00:38:37,586
both: BYE.
1063
00:38:37,586 --> 00:38:38,656
- BYE.
1064
00:38:40,931 --> 00:38:42,521
- [sighs]
1065
00:38:48,379 --> 00:38:51,689
[line ringing]
1066
00:38:51,689 --> 00:38:53,099
- HEY, IT'S FORMER
LOS ANGELES LAKER
1067
00:38:53,103 --> 00:38:54,933
AND STAR OF HBO'S OZ,
1068
00:38:54,931 --> 00:38:57,071
RICK FOX.
1069
00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:58,518
LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.
1070
00:38:58,517 --> 00:39:01,757
- HEY, RICK.
THIS IS TASHA.
1071
00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:04,238
OKAY, NOW, THE REASON
WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN ANSWERING
1072
00:39:04,241 --> 00:39:05,971
OR RETURNING
ANY OF YOUR PHONE CALLS--
1073
00:39:05,965 --> 00:39:07,995
I'M GONNA MAKE THIS REAL SHORT
AND SWEET--
1074
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,760
IS 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT
TO TALK TO YOU.
1075
00:39:09,758 --> 00:39:10,898
OKAY?
1076
00:39:10,896 --> 00:39:11,996
THAT'S IT.
PERIOD.
1077
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,140
POINT BLANK.
END OF STORY.
1078
00:39:13,137 --> 00:39:14,337
ALL RIGHT?
1079
00:39:14,344 --> 00:39:15,694
AND I AIN'T JUST SAYING THAT
JUST TO BE MEAN
1080
00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:18,279
OR 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU,
1081
00:39:18,275 --> 00:39:20,925
BUT BECAUSE I CARE.
1082
00:39:20,931 --> 00:39:22,761
YEAH, THERE, I SAID IT,
ALL RIGHT?
1083
00:39:22,758 --> 00:39:25,138
I STILL CARE
ABOUT YOUR PUNK ASS, OKAY?
1084
00:39:25,137 --> 00:39:26,897
AND THAT'S WHAT--
1085
00:39:26,896 --> 00:39:27,896
THAT'S WHAT HAD ME AFRAID.
1086
00:39:27,896 --> 00:39:30,446
[doorbell ringing]
1087
00:39:30,448 --> 00:39:32,478
UGH, SHOOT.
1088
00:39:32,482 --> 00:39:34,722
OKAY, AND I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
1089
00:39:34,724 --> 00:39:37,794
BUT I AIN'T GOT TO BE AFRAID
NO MORE, ALL RIGHT?
1090
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,213
BECAUSE I'M HAPPY.
1091
00:39:39,206 --> 00:39:40,406
THAT'S RIGHT, RICK, I'M HAPPY.
1092
00:39:40,413 --> 00:39:42,833
I GOT A NEW MAN
AND A NEW LIFE, OKAY?
1093
00:39:42,827 --> 00:39:46,027
AND IT'S JUST TIME THAT
WE JUST LET THE PAST GO, OKAY?
1094
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:50,656
- HELLO, TASHA.
1095
00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:52,135
- OH, DAMN.
1096
00:39:52,137 --> 00:39:54,717
- IF YOU ARE SATISFIED
WITH YOUR MESSAGE, PRESS 1.
1097
00:39:54,724 --> 00:39:57,344
TO LISTEN TO YOUR MESSAGE,
PRESS 2.
1098
00:39:57,344 --> 00:39:58,664
beep!
MESSAGE ERASED.
1099
00:39:58,655 --> 00:40:02,135
- ♪ I FEEL THE NIGHT ABOUT YOU
1100
00:40:02,137 --> 00:40:03,377
- YOUR TEA?
1101
00:40:03,379 --> 00:40:05,279
- THANK YOU.
1102
00:40:05,275 --> 00:40:06,545
- UP EARLY, HUH?
1103
00:40:06,551 --> 00:40:08,241
- MORE LIKE A LONG NIGHT.
1104
00:40:08,241 --> 00:40:10,411
- WELL, THAT'S DRAFT WEEKEND
FOR YOU.
1105
00:40:10,413 --> 00:40:12,073
WHERE YOU FROM?
1106
00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:13,338
- SAN DIEGO.
1107
00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:15,834
- AH, YOU GUYS
GOT THAT KID, BLUE.
1108
00:40:15,827 --> 00:40:17,237
YOU MIGHT GET YOURSELF A RING
RIGHT AWAY WITH HIM.
1109
00:40:17,241 --> 00:40:19,661
- MMM.
1110
00:40:19,655 --> 00:40:23,275
I DOUBT IT.
1111
00:40:23,275 --> 00:40:24,655
- SNAP, THERE'S DERWIN DAVIS.
1112
00:40:24,655 --> 00:40:29,205
- ♪ AND THOUGH
I CARE ABOUT YOU ♪
1113
00:40:29,206 --> 00:40:32,786
♪ THE NIGHT IS CALLING ME
1114
00:40:32,793 --> 00:40:35,483
- WELL, THEY COME AND THEY GO.
THAT'S LIFE.
1115
00:40:35,482 --> 00:40:38,762
- ♪ BEFORE THE SUN
1116
00:40:38,758 --> 00:40:42,998
♪ ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN,
RUN ♪
1117
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,590
♪ JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL RUN,
YOU'LL RUN ♪
1118
00:40:47,586 --> 00:40:52,026
♪ AND DON'T LOOK BACK
1119
00:40:52,034 --> 00:40:55,004
♪ DON'T LOOK BACK
1120
00:40:56,275 --> 00:41:00,165
♪ DON'T LOOK BACK
1121
00:41:00,172 --> 00:41:04,072
♪ YEAH, DON'T LOOK BACK
1122
00:41:04,068 --> 00:41:07,718
♪ OH, AND PROMISE ME
1123
00:41:07,724 --> 00:41:11,694
♪ IF I SHOULD CLAIM A VICTIM
1124
00:41:11,689 --> 00:41:16,379
♪ TO DEVOUR BEFORE THE LIGHT
1125
00:41:16,379 --> 00:41:20,309
♪ I PRAY
THAT YOU'LL FORGIVE ME ♪
1126
00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:23,690
♪ IT'S JUST MY APPETITE
1127
00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:25,659
♪ IF I, IF I
1128
00:41:25,655 --> 00:41:30,065
♪ DON'T MAKE IT BACK
BEFORE THE SUN ♪
1129
00:41:30,068 --> 00:41:34,408
♪ ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN,
RUN ♪
1130
00:41:34,413 --> 00:41:39,033
♪ JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL RUN,
YOU'LL RUN ♪
1131
00:41:39,034 --> 00:41:43,484
♪ AND DON'T LOOK BACK
1132
00:41:43,482 --> 00:41:46,552
♪ DON'T LOOK BACK
1133
00:41:47,896 --> 00:41:50,896
[hard rock music]
1134
00:41:50,896 --> 00:41:58,826
♪
1135
00:41:58,876 --> 00:42:03,426
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