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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,793 --> 00:00:03,453 >> GOT YOUR TOOTHBRUSH? 2 00:00:03,448 --> 00:00:04,098 >> CHECK. 3 00:00:04,103 --> 00:00:04,833 >> FLOSS? 4 00:00:04,827 --> 00:00:05,517 >> MM-HMM. 5 00:00:05,517 --> 00:00:07,407 >> THAT ID YOU'RE ALWAYS LOSING? 6 00:00:07,413 --> 00:00:08,763 >> YES. 7 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:09,338 >> OKAY. 8 00:00:09,344 --> 00:00:12,034 >> I HAVE SHIRT, SOCKS, GUN. 9 00:00:12,034 --> 00:00:14,414 TSA. 10 00:00:14,413 --> 00:00:15,413 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOOD TO GO. 11 00:00:15,413 --> 00:00:16,273 >> ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 12 00:00:16,274 --> 00:00:17,484 YOU KNOW THAT TRAFFIC GONNA BE A 13 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:18,862 YOU KNOW THAT TRAFFIC GONNA BE A BEAST HERE. 14 00:00:18,862 --> 00:00:21,522 BEAST HERE. 15 00:00:21,517 --> 00:00:22,967 DAMN IT, SHOOT! 16 00:00:22,965 --> 00:00:24,135 OKAY, FINE. 17 00:00:24,137 --> 00:00:25,277 YOU WIN. 18 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,095 HELL, LET'S JUST SEE WHERE THE 19 00:00:26,103 --> 00:00:27,343 HELL THIS GOES. 20 00:00:27,344 --> 00:00:29,554 DAMN IT! 21 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,141 DAMN IT! YOU WANT BREAKFAST? 22 00:00:31,137 --> 00:00:31,757 YOU WANT BREAKFAST? 23 00:00:31,758 --> 00:00:37,378 YOU WANT BREAKFAST? >> ♪♪ 24 00:00:37,379 --> 00:00:40,429 >> ♪♪ 25 00:00:40,431 --> 00:00:43,411 >> MMM, MMM, MMM! 26 00:00:43,413 --> 00:00:45,173 SEE THAT RIGHT THERE? 27 00:00:45,172 --> 00:00:47,002 THAT'S WORTH GETTING THEM EXTRA 28 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,410 CALORIE AROUND MY ANKLE. 29 00:00:48,413 --> 00:00:50,243 >> YOU SEE THAT RIGHT THERE? 30 00:00:50,241 --> 00:00:51,551 THAT'S WORTH STAYING AN EXTRA 31 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,571 NIGHT IN SAN DIEGO. 32 00:00:53,568 --> 00:00:54,548 >> WOOOH! 33 00:00:54,551 --> 00:00:55,781 GOOD MORNING, Y'ALL. 34 00:00:55,775 --> 00:00:58,545 WELL, THAT'S IT. 35 00:00:58,551 --> 00:01:00,931 MIMOSAS? 36 00:01:00,931 --> 00:01:02,001 STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPPED CREAM? 37 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,480 SEX FOODS? 38 00:01:03,482 --> 00:01:04,242 Y'ALL HAVING SEX? 39 00:01:04,241 --> 00:01:06,001 >> NO, BOY, AIN'T NOBODY HAVING 40 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:06,760 SEX. 41 00:01:06,758 --> 00:01:08,138 >> YOU AIN'T EATING KNISHES. 42 00:01:08,137 --> 00:01:09,447 >> I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF 43 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:11,068 IF I'M EATING PASTA FAZOOL, 44 00:01:11,068 --> 00:01:11,928 FOOL, OKAY? 45 00:01:11,931 --> 00:01:13,071 WHAT I PUT IN MY DAMN MOUTH 46 00:01:13,068 --> 00:01:14,168 AIN'T NONE OF YOUR DAMN 47 00:01:14,172 --> 00:01:15,482 BUSINESS. 48 00:01:15,482 --> 00:01:17,382 >> YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN 49 00:01:17,379 --> 00:01:19,169 TALKING, AND WE DECIDED WE MIGHT 50 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:20,312 WANT TO BE MORE THAN JUST 51 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:22,140 FRIENDS. 52 00:01:22,137 --> 00:01:23,067 >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW I 53 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:23,858 FEEL ABOUT THAT, POOK. 54 00:01:23,862 --> 00:01:24,482 I'M SORRY, Y'ALL. 55 00:01:24,482 --> 00:01:25,382 UNH-UNH. 56 00:01:25,379 --> 00:01:26,309 >> DO I LOOK LIKE 57 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:27,550 BARBARA WALTERS TO YOU? 58 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:28,691 'CAUSE I DON'T RECALL ASKING 59 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,829 YOUR VIEW ON THE MATTER. 60 00:01:30,827 --> 00:01:31,617 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 61 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:32,590 I'M TELLING YOU TWO RIGHT NOW, 62 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:34,206 I FORBID IT. 63 00:01:34,206 --> 00:01:36,446 >> [LAUGHS] 64 00:01:36,448 --> 00:01:37,998 REALLY? 65 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,240 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, POOK, MAN? 66 00:01:39,241 --> 00:01:40,971 YOU'RE LIKE A FATHER TO ME. 67 00:01:40,965 --> 00:01:42,095 AND SHE DRIVES MEN AWAY. 68 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:42,833 I AIN'T GONNA LET HER DRIVE 69 00:01:42,827 --> 00:01:43,857 YOU AWAY, TOO. 70 00:01:43,862 --> 00:01:44,762 I'M TELLING BOTH OF Y'ALL 71 00:01:44,758 --> 00:01:46,018 I FORBID IT, MAN. 72 00:01:46,017 --> 00:01:46,927 >> WELL, MALIK, 73 00:01:46,931 --> 00:01:48,211 YOU CAN FORBID ALL YOU WANT TO. 74 00:01:48,206 --> 00:01:49,996 YOU JUST FORBID OUTSIDE, OKAY? 75 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,140 'CAUSE RIGHT IN HERE, WE'RE 76 00:01:51,137 --> 00:01:51,927 GONNA HAVE US SOME GROWN FOLKS' 77 00:01:51,931 --> 00:01:53,621 GONNA HAVE US SOME GROWN FOLKS' BUSINESS, OKAY? 78 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:55,000 BUSINESS, OKAY? 79 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,310 BUSINESS, OKAY? >> OKAY. 80 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:59,210 >> OKAY. 81 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,276 >> [DOOR OPENS] 82 00:02:01,275 --> 00:02:02,475 >> [DOOR OPENS] [DOOR SLAMS] 83 00:02:02,482 --> 00:02:06,972 [DOOR SLAMS] 84 00:02:06,965 --> 00:02:09,515 >> OH, D.J. IS GOING TO LOVE HIS 85 00:02:09,517 --> 00:02:10,277 NEW TENT! 86 00:02:10,275 --> 00:02:11,475 >> I KNOW, RIGHT? 87 00:02:11,482 --> 00:02:12,622 BUT, GIRL, IF YOU WAKE UP 88 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:13,900 DERWIN JUNIOR -- BESIDES, THE 89 00:02:13,896 --> 00:02:14,996 WHOLE LIVING-ROOM CAMPING THING 90 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,070 IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE. 91 00:02:16,068 --> 00:02:17,278 YOU'RE JUST LOOKING AT TENTS. 92 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:18,785 HOW BIG COULD IT BE? 93 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:20,073 DARN! 94 00:02:20,068 --> 00:02:20,718 >> [LAUGHS] 95 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:21,904 >> THAT THING IS HUGE. 96 00:02:21,896 --> 00:02:23,026 BIGGER THAN OUR FIRST 97 00:02:23,034 --> 00:02:24,074 APARTMENT. 98 00:02:24,068 --> 00:02:24,968 >> OH, DON'T REMIND ME. 99 00:02:24,965 --> 00:02:26,065 I COULD TOUCH BOTH WALLS WITHOUT 100 00:02:26,068 --> 00:02:27,308 PUTTING MY ARMS OUT. 101 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:28,240 >> IS THAT THE ONLY COLOR 102 00:02:28,241 --> 00:02:28,901 THEY HAVE? 103 00:02:28,896 --> 00:02:30,276 >> HEY, HEY, HEY. 104 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:30,995 >> HEY. 105 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,170 >> WHAT UP, GOD BODY? 106 00:02:33,172 --> 00:02:34,762 D.J. IS SLEEPING, BUT CAN I GO 107 00:02:34,758 --> 00:02:35,828 GET HIM IF YOU WANT ME TO -- 108 00:02:35,827 --> 00:02:36,517 >> NO, WAIT, DERWIN. 109 00:02:36,517 --> 00:02:38,167 ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO TALK TO 110 00:02:38,172 --> 00:02:40,722 YOU GUYS ABOUT SOMETHING FIRST. 111 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:41,664 >> YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT AGAIN, 112 00:02:41,655 --> 00:02:42,995 >> YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT AGAIN, ARE YOU? 113 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,410 ARE YOU? 114 00:02:45,413 --> 00:02:48,663 LET'S...LET'S NOT BE FUNNY. 115 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:49,785 >> SO, WHAT'S UP? 116 00:02:49,793 --> 00:02:51,103 >> SO, WHAT'S UP? >> WELL, UH... 117 00:02:51,103 --> 00:02:53,623 >> WELL, UH... 118 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:55,000 AS YOU KNOW, 119 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,450 NOAH AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 120 00:02:56,448 --> 00:02:57,758 WELL, TO MAKE A LONG STORY 121 00:02:57,758 --> 00:03:00,478 SHORT, NOAH GOT A GREAT JOB 122 00:03:00,482 --> 00:03:01,622 OFFER. 123 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:02,830 >> CONGRATULATIONS. 124 00:03:02,827 --> 00:03:03,447 >> THANK YOU. 125 00:03:03,448 --> 00:03:05,168 >> THANK YOU. IT'S IN NEW YORK. 126 00:03:05,172 --> 00:03:09,552 IT'S IN NEW YORK. 127 00:03:09,551 --> 00:03:10,551 IT'S IN NEW YORK. >> NEW YORK? 128 00:03:10,551 --> 00:03:12,451 >> NEW YORK? 129 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:13,828 >> SO, YOU COME UP IN MY HOUSE 130 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:14,587 AND TRY TO TELL ME THAT YOU'RE 131 00:03:14,586 --> 00:03:15,786 GONNA GO TO NEW YORK WITH 132 00:03:15,793 --> 00:03:17,003 THIS DUDE YOU JUST MET 133 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,140 AND BRING MY SON 134 00:03:18,137 --> 00:03:20,027 A THOUSAND MILES AWAY FROM ME? 135 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,004 I DON'T THINK SO. 136 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,030 >> HEY, HEY. 137 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:23,414 LOOK, I KNOW IT SOUNDS FAR. 138 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:24,693 BUT IT'S JUST A PLANE RIDE AWAY. 139 00:03:24,689 --> 00:03:25,689 ALL RIGHT? 140 00:03:25,689 --> 00:03:26,829 D.J., HE CAN COME AND STAY HERE 141 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:27,897 IN THE OFF SEASON. 142 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:29,306 >> OH, WOW, THAT'S MIGHTY 143 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,170 GENEROUS OF YOU, JANAY. 144 00:03:30,172 --> 00:03:31,142 YOU KNOW, WE PROBABLY SHOULD 145 00:03:31,137 --> 00:03:31,787 ACCEPT THE OFFER. 146 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:32,723 >> OR YOU GUYS CAN COME TO 147 00:03:32,724 --> 00:03:34,004 NEW YORK. 148 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,100 >> HOLD ON A SECOND. 149 00:03:35,103 --> 00:03:35,763 DON'T COME IN HERE 150 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:36,588 TRYING TO PLAN MY LIFE. 151 00:03:36,586 --> 00:03:38,136 IT'S ALREADY PLANNED. 152 00:03:38,137 --> 00:03:39,587 D.J., OUR SON, IS GONNA STAY 153 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:40,926 RIGHT HERE WITH HIS DAD 154 00:03:40,931 --> 00:03:42,001 IN SAN DIEGO. 155 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,900 >> DERWIN, CALM DOWN. 156 00:03:42,896 --> 00:03:43,896 >> NO, MELANIE. 157 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:46,026 SHE CAN COME IN HERE, TALK -- 158 00:03:46,034 --> 00:03:47,144 NO, SHE'S CRAFTY, OKAY? 159 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:47,927 >> WHAT? 160 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:48,791 >> YOU KNOW WHAT 161 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:49,483 I'M TALKING ABOUT. 162 00:03:49,482 --> 00:03:50,242 YOU COME IN HERE, THE FIRST DAY, 163 00:03:50,241 --> 00:03:51,101 TALKING ABOUT, "YEAH, I MET A 164 00:03:51,103 --> 00:03:51,933 BOYFRIEND, NOAH." 165 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:52,861 NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU GUYS 166 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:53,932 ARE GONNA GET MARRIED, AND NOW 167 00:03:53,931 --> 00:03:54,931 ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU WANT TO TAKE 168 00:03:54,931 --> 00:03:56,031 MY SON AWAY FROM ME. 169 00:03:56,034 --> 00:03:57,004 >> I JUST WANT TO BE WITH MY 170 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,480 HUSBAND, THAT'S IT. 171 00:03:59,482 --> 00:04:00,692 MELANIE, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. 172 00:04:00,689 --> 00:04:01,689 >> DON'T BRING HER -- 173 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:02,929 >> SHE MOVED FOR YOU. 174 00:04:02,931 --> 00:04:04,451 AND I DON'T WANT TO MAKE NOAH 175 00:04:04,448 --> 00:04:05,718 GIVE UP ON AN OPPORTUNITY 176 00:04:05,724 --> 00:04:06,794 GIVE UP ON AN OPPORTUNITY BECAUSE OF ME. 177 00:04:06,793 --> 00:04:08,453 BECAUSE OF ME. 178 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:09,968 DERWIN, I'M JUST ASKING THAT 179 00:04:09,965 --> 00:04:11,895 DERWIN, I'M JUST ASKING THAT YOU PLEASE JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 180 00:04:11,896 --> 00:04:13,236 YOU PLEASE JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 181 00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:14,931 >> THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 182 00:04:14,931 --> 00:04:16,381 DENIED. 183 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:17,339 HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. 184 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:18,274 I'M GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS, 185 00:04:18,274 --> 00:04:20,454 GET OUR SON, DERWIN JUNIOR. 186 00:04:20,447 --> 00:04:21,547 I'M GONNA BRING HIM DOWNSTAIRS. 187 00:04:21,551 --> 00:04:22,451 I'M GONNA GIVE HIM TO YOU. 188 00:04:22,448 --> 00:04:23,378 YOU'RE GONNA GO TO YOUR HOUSE, 189 00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:24,169 WHICH IS AROUND THE CORNER, 190 00:04:24,172 --> 00:04:25,142 AND THEN THAT'S AS FAR AS 191 00:04:25,137 --> 00:04:26,377 AND THEN THAT'S AS FAR AS YOU'RE GONNA GO. 192 00:04:26,379 --> 00:04:33,519 YOU'RE GONNA GO. 193 00:04:33,517 --> 00:04:35,967 >> GODDAMN! 194 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:37,275 >> WHY YOU KEEP GETTING SMOKED, 195 00:04:37,275 --> 00:04:38,305 MAN? 196 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:39,760 YOUR HEART AIN'T IN THIS. 197 00:04:39,758 --> 00:04:40,968 >> JUST GOT A LOT ON MY MIND, 198 00:04:40,965 --> 00:04:43,615 TEE TEE, THAT'S ALL. 199 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:45,970 >> DAMN! 200 00:04:45,965 --> 00:04:47,065 >> WELL, LET IT OUT, MY BROTHER 201 00:04:47,068 --> 00:04:48,168 FROM ANOTHER ANGRY MOTHER. 202 00:04:48,172 --> 00:04:49,032 >> SHE'S THE REASON 203 00:04:49,034 --> 00:04:50,384 WHY I'M PISSED. 204 00:04:50,379 --> 00:04:52,279 WALKED IN ON HER AND POOKIE... 205 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:53,335 AND STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPPED 206 00:04:53,344 --> 00:04:55,664 CREAM AND DRINKING MIMOSAS. 207 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:56,685 >> SO, WHAT, YOU MAD THAT THEY 208 00:04:56,689 --> 00:04:58,099 HAD A BALANCED BREAKFAST? 209 00:04:58,103 --> 00:04:59,763 >> MAN'S LIKE A FATHER TO ME, 210 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:00,858 WHICH IS WHY MY MOMMA 211 00:05:00,862 --> 00:05:01,932 NEEDS TO STEP OFF. 212 00:05:01,931 --> 00:05:02,831 >> HEY, WHY YOU ALWAYS GOT TO 213 00:05:02,827 --> 00:05:03,477 BE STANDING IN THE WAY OF 214 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:04,692 TRUE LOVE, MAN? 215 00:05:04,689 --> 00:05:05,859 I MEAN, THIS IS JUST LIKE 216 00:05:05,862 --> 00:05:06,832 THAT TIME IN THE FIFTH GRADE 217 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:07,997 I WANTED TO GO TO DISNEYLAND 218 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,210 WITH KEISHA BAXTER, BUT YOUR 219 00:05:09,206 --> 00:05:10,656 ASS JUST KEPT COMPLAINING UNTIL 220 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:11,995 WE ENDED UP IN THE BACKWOODS OF 221 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 TENNESSEE SOMEWHERE. 222 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 >> CHATTANOOGA. 223 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,660 PEOPLE BE SLEEPING ON IT. 224 00:05:15,655 --> 00:05:16,995 TENNESSEE AQUARIUM, 225 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,830 CHATTANOOGA ZOO, APPALACHIAN 226 00:05:18,827 --> 00:05:20,657 TRAIL -- THAT IS THE HAPPIEST 227 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:22,025 PLACE ON EARTH. 228 00:05:22,034 --> 00:05:23,004 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 229 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,030 YOU'RE SELFISH, MAN. 230 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:25,344 I MEAN, WHAT IF POOKIE 231 00:05:25,344 --> 00:05:27,244 IS YOUR MOM'S CHATTANOOGA? 232 00:05:27,241 --> 00:05:28,311 >> SHE AIN'T GOING TO DO NOTHING 233 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:29,790 BUT RUN HIM OFF. 234 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:31,523 I MEAN, AM I WRONG? 235 00:05:31,517 --> 00:05:32,897 >> [SIGHS] 236 00:05:32,896 --> 00:05:34,856 WELL, MISS MACK IS LIKE 237 00:05:34,862 --> 00:05:36,002 A MANTA RAY. 238 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,480 BUT, I MEAN, WHAT IF POOKIE IS 239 00:05:37,482 --> 00:05:38,792 LIKE THE COCKROACH THAT CAN 240 00:05:38,793 --> 00:05:40,343 SURVIVE HER TOXIC SPRAY? 241 00:05:40,344 --> 00:05:41,764 BE THE BIGGER PERSON 242 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:42,998 IN THIS, MAN. 243 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,210 BE THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN IN YOUR 244 00:05:44,206 --> 00:05:45,966 MOM'S LIFE AND SET HER FREE. 245 00:05:45,965 --> 00:05:48,095 YOU KNOW HE'S FROM CHATTANOOGA. 246 00:05:48,103 --> 00:05:49,103 >> ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS FROM 247 00:05:49,103 --> 00:05:50,383 CHATTANOOGA? 248 00:05:50,379 --> 00:05:51,589 >> WELL, NO, BUT IT SOUNDED 249 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:52,406 BETTER THAN DIXIE CARTER. 250 00:05:52,413 --> 00:05:53,523 >> DIXIE CARTER IS FROM 251 00:05:53,517 --> 00:05:54,927 CHATTANOOGA? 252 00:05:54,931 --> 00:05:56,241 HA HA! 253 00:05:56,241 --> 00:05:57,341 >> YOU DROPPED MY CONTROLS, MAN. 254 00:05:57,344 --> 00:05:58,384 >> YOU DROPPED MY CONTROLS, MAN. >> YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE. 255 00:05:58,379 --> 00:06:01,589 >> YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE. 256 00:06:01,586 --> 00:06:02,236 >> COME ON, BOO BOO, START 257 00:06:02,241 --> 00:06:03,001 PASSING ME THAT STUFF. 258 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:03,720 >> OKAY. LET'S SEE. 259 00:06:03,724 --> 00:06:05,174 WE HAVE THE LANTERN. 260 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:06,972 TRAIL MIX. 261 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:09,025 AH, TOILET PAPER. 262 00:06:09,034 --> 00:06:10,384 >> TOILET PAPER? 263 00:06:10,379 --> 00:06:11,589 WHAT, MELLIE, WHO'S THIS FOR, 264 00:06:11,586 --> 00:06:12,516 YOU OR D.J.? 265 00:06:12,517 --> 00:06:13,587 >> I'M JUST TRYING TO PREPARE 266 00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:14,616 FOR ANYTHING. 267 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:16,000 I SWEAR, WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO 268 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,210 MUCH FUN WITH D.J. TOMORROW. 269 00:06:17,206 --> 00:06:17,896 >> YEAH, WE ARE. 270 00:06:17,896 --> 00:06:18,966 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ME AND MY 271 00:06:18,965 --> 00:06:19,925 FRIENDS USED TO DO 272 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:20,901 WHEN WE WERE YOUNG? 273 00:06:20,896 --> 00:06:21,786 LIKE, WHEN WE WANTED A TENT, WE 274 00:06:21,793 --> 00:06:22,833 HAD, LIKE, TWO CHAIRS, RIGHT, 275 00:06:22,827 --> 00:06:24,097 AND THIS DIRTY OLD SHEET, LIKE, 276 00:06:24,103 --> 00:06:25,143 TOPPED UP OVER IT. 277 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:26,547 AND IT WAS LIKE OUR TRUSTY 278 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:27,381 LITTLE FORT. 279 00:06:27,379 --> 00:06:28,069 >> [LAUGHS] 280 00:06:28,068 --> 00:06:29,308 >> GIRL, NOBODY COULD TELL ME 281 00:06:29,310 --> 00:06:30,410 NOTHING ABOUT MY LITTLE 282 00:06:30,413 --> 00:06:31,103 HIDEAWAY. 283 00:06:31,103 --> 00:06:32,033 AND YOU KNOW HOW MANY ALIENS 284 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:33,244 AND BAD GUYS I TOOK DOWN? 285 00:06:33,241 --> 00:06:33,931 A BUNCH. 286 00:06:33,931 --> 00:06:35,551 A BUNCH. IT WAS LIKE, YAH! 287 00:06:35,551 --> 00:06:37,661 IT WAS LIKE, YAH! 288 00:06:37,655 --> 00:06:38,755 GET DOWN! 289 00:06:38,758 --> 00:06:41,068 >> [LAUGHS] 290 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,068 >> IT WAS CRAZY. 291 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:42,688 GRENADE! 292 00:06:42,689 --> 00:06:44,099 [WHISTLING] 293 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:45,523 CRAZY, GIRL. 294 00:06:45,517 --> 00:06:46,547 JUST BRINGS ME BACK TO MY 295 00:06:46,551 --> 00:06:48,071 CHILDHOOD. 296 00:06:48,068 --> 00:06:50,658 >> SO, I GET THAT THIS REALLY 297 00:06:50,655 --> 00:06:52,205 ISN'T MY BUSINESS, AND OBVIOUSLY 298 00:06:52,206 --> 00:06:53,756 I HAVE NO SAY-SO IN THE MATTER, 299 00:06:53,758 --> 00:06:56,378 BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT WORRY ABOUT 300 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:57,099 HOW THINGS ARE GONNA TURN OUT 301 00:06:57,103 --> 00:06:58,343 WITH D.J. IF HE GROWS UP 302 00:06:58,344 --> 00:07:00,554 WITH AN UNHAPPY MOMMY. 303 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:02,171 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 304 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,972 >> IF NOAH MOVES TO NEW YORK, 305 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:04,855 AND JANAY IS FORCED TO 306 00:07:04,862 --> 00:07:05,862 STAY HERE, DON'T YOU THINK THAT 307 00:07:05,862 --> 00:07:06,972 SHE'LL BE MISERABLE? 308 00:07:06,965 --> 00:07:08,785 SHE MIGHT EVEN START DRINKING. 309 00:07:08,793 --> 00:07:10,003 >> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 310 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,140 >> I'M JUST SAYING WE CAN GIFT 311 00:07:12,137 --> 00:07:13,587 D.J. A HAPPY MOMMY IF YOU CAN 312 00:07:13,586 --> 00:07:15,406 JUST GIVE JANAY YOUR BLESSING. 313 00:07:15,413 --> 00:07:16,213 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 314 00:07:16,206 --> 00:07:17,276 MELANIE, YOU'RE RIGHT, OKAY? 315 00:07:17,275 --> 00:07:18,925 THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 316 00:07:18,931 --> 00:07:19,931 THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. THE SLEEPING BAG. 317 00:07:19,931 --> 00:07:20,931 THE SLEEPING BAG. 318 00:07:20,931 --> 00:07:22,381 >> LOOK, DERWIN, I KNOW YOU 319 00:07:22,379 --> 00:07:23,519 DON'T WANT TO BE AWAY FROM YOUR 320 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:27,207 SON, BUT THERE'S NO REASON THAT 321 00:07:27,206 --> 00:07:28,376 WE CAN'T HANDLE THIS LIKE ADULTS 322 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:29,689 AND FIND A COMPROMISE FOR 323 00:07:29,689 --> 00:07:31,069 EVERYONE. 324 00:07:31,068 --> 00:07:32,478 WE CAN STILL HAVE A HUGE PART IN 325 00:07:32,482 --> 00:07:34,382 D.J.'S LIFE. 326 00:07:34,379 --> 00:07:35,239 JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 327 00:07:35,241 --> 00:07:37,141 WE CAN FLY OUT AND SEE HIM IN 328 00:07:37,137 --> 00:07:37,997 THE OFF SEASON. 329 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 >> MELANIE, ENOUGH, OKAY? 330 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:40,660 ENOUGH. 331 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:41,655 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, 332 00:07:41,655 --> 00:07:43,205 OKAY, AND IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 333 00:07:43,206 --> 00:07:44,826 OKAY, AND IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. CONVERSATION'S OVER. 334 00:07:44,827 --> 00:07:47,657 CONVERSATION'S OVER. 335 00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:49,755 >> WAIT. WAIT. 336 00:07:49,758 --> 00:07:51,448 WHAT AM I DOING? 337 00:07:51,448 --> 00:07:53,758 >> REALLY, MELANIE? 338 00:07:53,758 --> 00:07:54,998 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW HOW YOU 339 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,410 REALLY FEEL ABOUT JANAY AND D.J. 340 00:07:56,413 --> 00:07:57,483 YOU WOULD PROBABLY DO EVERYTHING 341 00:07:57,482 --> 00:07:58,482 IN YOUR POWER JUST TO KEEP THEM 342 00:07:58,482 --> 00:07:59,622 FAR AWAY FROM ME JUST SO YOU CAN 343 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,590 FAR AWAY FROM ME JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE ALL OF MY ATTENTION. 344 00:08:01,586 --> 00:08:02,656 HAVE ALL OF MY ATTENTION. 345 00:08:02,655 --> 00:08:04,655 >> EXCUSE ME? 346 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:05,305 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 347 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:06,380 YOU'RE RIGHT. 348 00:08:06,379 --> 00:08:07,479 THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER. 349 00:08:07,482 --> 00:08:08,552 BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMPLETE 350 00:08:08,551 --> 00:08:09,691 JACKASS. 351 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,139 >> WHAT'D I SAY NOW? 352 00:08:11,137 --> 00:08:13,027 >> AND P.S., THIS HAS NOTHING TO 353 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,314 DO WITH ME WANTING TO GET RID OF 354 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,170 JANAY AND D.J. 355 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:18,862 OH, AND P.S.S., YOU AND I BOTH 356 00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:20,412 KNOW THAT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE 357 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:21,763 D.J., AND I AM FINALLY AT A 358 00:08:21,758 --> 00:08:22,658 GOOD PLACE WITH JANAY. 359 00:08:22,655 --> 00:08:23,925 >> WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE, THEN? 360 00:08:23,931 --> 00:08:25,001 >> MY ANGLE IS TRYING TO 361 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,030 HELP YOU FIGURE OUT 362 00:08:26,034 --> 00:08:27,034 WHAT'S BEST FOR YOUR SON. 363 00:08:27,034 --> 00:08:27,834 >> WOW. 364 00:08:27,827 --> 00:08:28,657 THIS COMES FROM THE PERSON WHO 365 00:08:28,655 --> 00:08:29,965 SWABBED HIM. 366 00:08:29,965 --> 00:08:30,785 >> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 367 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:31,693 IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TO 368 00:08:31,689 --> 00:08:32,999 BEHAVE LIKE A CHILD AND THROW 369 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,410 TANTRUMS AND INSULTS, FINE, BUT 370 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:37,003 TANTRUMS AND INSULTS, FINE, BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO THIS. 371 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,340 I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO THIS. 372 00:08:40,344 --> 00:08:41,834 >> IT'S WHATEVER. 373 00:08:41,827 --> 00:08:42,717 DON'T THINK YOU'RE INVITED 374 00:08:42,724 --> 00:08:43,764 TO ANY LIVING-ROOM CAMPOUTS, 375 00:08:43,758 --> 00:08:44,898 TO ANY LIVING-ROOM CAMPOUTS, PAL! 376 00:08:44,896 --> 00:08:46,786 PAL! 377 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:47,973 HEY, MELANIE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO 378 00:08:47,965 --> 00:08:49,655 THIS ZIPPER THING? 379 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:50,615 MELANIE, GET BACK HERE AND FIX 380 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:52,030 THIS ZIPPER! 381 00:08:52,034 --> 00:08:53,484 THIS ZIPPER! >> ENJOY YOUR TIME-OUT, BABY! 382 00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:56,002 >> ENJOY YOUR TIME-OUT, BABY! 383 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,690 >> POOKIE: [LAUGHS] 384 00:08:57,689 --> 00:08:59,029 >> TASHA: I GUESS IT'S TRUE. 385 00:08:59,034 --> 00:09:01,594 >> YEAH, I BET IT IS THE TRUTH. 386 00:09:01,586 --> 00:09:03,446 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET 387 00:09:03,448 --> 00:09:05,068 A STEAK LIKE THIS I'M CUTTING. 388 00:09:05,068 --> 00:09:06,278 >> I KNOW. 389 00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:08,275 >> I MEAN, THIS WAS ONE OF THE 390 00:09:08,275 --> 00:09:09,475 BEST MEALS I'VE HAD IN A LONG 391 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:10,412 TIME. 392 00:09:10,413 --> 00:09:11,343 >> REALLY? 393 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:12,344 >> YEAH. 394 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,454 >> I DO KNOW HOW TO ORDER ME UP 395 00:09:13,448 --> 00:09:15,028 SOME ROOM SERVICE, IF I MUST SAY 396 00:09:15,034 --> 00:09:16,664 SO MYSELF. 397 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:18,305 BUT I REALLY WANTED YOUR LAST 398 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:20,000 BUT I REALLY WANTED YOUR LAST NIGHT TO BE SPECIAL. 399 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,970 NIGHT TO BE SPECIAL. 400 00:09:23,965 --> 00:09:24,995 >> LISTEN -- 401 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,280 >> OH, LORD. WHAT? 402 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,135 WHAT, YOU THROUGH WITH ME 403 00:09:27,137 --> 00:09:27,997 ALREADY? 404 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:28,690 IT'S COOL. 405 00:09:28,689 --> 00:09:29,619 NO, IT'S COOL. 406 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:31,140 >> NO, NO, CALM DOWN, TASHA. 407 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,277 NO, I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW 408 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:33,615 I'VE BEEN REALLY ENJOYING MYSELF 409 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,660 HERE WITH YOU AND WAS THINKING 410 00:09:35,655 --> 00:09:36,995 MAYBE I CAN PUSH MY TICKET 411 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,140 BACK A LITTLE BIT, 412 00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:40,137 STAY A LITTLE BIT LONGER. 413 00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:41,207 >> I'M SORRY. 414 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,026 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 415 00:09:42,034 --> 00:09:43,594 I JUST -- OH, I JUST HATE WHEN A 416 00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:45,236 GUY STARTS A SENTENCE OFF WITH, 417 00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:46,451 "LISTEN." 418 00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:47,788 "LISTEN, I'M DOING 'DANCING WITH 419 00:09:47,793 --> 00:09:48,763 THE STARS.'" 420 00:09:48,758 --> 00:09:50,028 "LISTEN, I'M AN ESCORT." 421 00:09:50,034 --> 00:09:51,724 "LISTEN, I'M NOT REALLY DYING." 422 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,104 >> LISTEN, THEY WILL BE 423 00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:54,003 TAKEN CARE OF. 424 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,410 YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 425 00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:56,903 >> WOW. 426 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,996 THAT'S THE SWEETEST VEILED 427 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,240 THREAT ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO 428 00:10:00,241 --> 00:10:01,901 ME. 429 00:10:01,896 --> 00:10:03,066 >> BUT IT'S GONNA COST YOU. 430 00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:03,858 >> OH, YEAH? 431 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:05,242 >> MM-HMM. 432 00:10:05,241 --> 00:10:07,241 >> HOT DOG! DAMN IT! 433 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:08,001 >> NO, NO, NO. 434 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,310 Y'ALL DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT. 435 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:10,450 >> OKAY, LOOK, MA. 436 00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:11,408 I THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT 437 00:10:11,413 --> 00:10:12,413 WHAT YOU SAID AND I REALIZED, 438 00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:13,793 Y'ALL, I CAN'T STAND IN THE WAY 439 00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:14,693 OF TRUE LOVE. 440 00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:15,589 I MEAN, LOOK AT Y'ALL. 441 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:16,896 Y'ALL GETTING FAT AND HAPPY 442 00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:18,826 TOGETHER. 443 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,517 HEY... 444 00:10:20,517 --> 00:10:22,307 Y'ALL GOT MY BLESSING. 445 00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:23,280 >> OKAY, WELL, NOW THAT WE HAVE 446 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:24,335 YOUR BLESSING, CAN WE HAVE OUR 447 00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:25,214 PRIVACY PLEASE? 448 00:10:25,206 --> 00:10:26,276 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 449 00:10:26,275 --> 00:10:27,715 ALL RIGHT! 450 00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:28,764 Y'ALL KEEP IT PG UP IN HERE, 451 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:29,758 NOW. 452 00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:31,098 HEY, POOKIE? 453 00:10:31,103 --> 00:10:32,143 DON'T HURT MY MAMA. 454 00:10:32,137 --> 00:10:33,517 >> WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 455 00:10:33,517 --> 00:10:34,587 >> I'M JUST MAKING A SUGGESTION 456 00:10:34,586 --> 00:10:35,926 DAWG, ALL RIGHT? 457 00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:37,281 ALL RIGHT, MAMA. 458 00:10:37,275 --> 00:10:38,445 ALL RIGHT, MAMA. Y'ALL BE GOOD. 459 00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:41,378 Y'ALL BE GOOD. 460 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,549 >> [SIGHS] 461 00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:45,591 SO, WHERE WERE WE? 462 00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:47,306 >> WE WERE ABOUT TO HAVE OUR 463 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:48,480 FIRST KISS. 464 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,722 >> YEAH. 465 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:50,484 >> HERE WE GO. 466 00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,592 >> YOU GOT A LITTLE FOOD 467 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:52,406 RIGHT THERE. 468 00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:54,283 >> OH, I'M SORRY. 469 00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:55,335 >> YOU GOT THAT. 470 00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:56,314 >> IT'S GONE? 471 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:57,410 >> YOU READY? 472 00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:59,243 >> I STAY READY. 473 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:00,281 >> YES, YOU DO. 474 00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:02,545 >> MM-HMM. 475 00:11:02,551 --> 00:11:03,341 >> OKAY. 476 00:11:03,344 --> 00:11:04,244 WAIT, I'M SORRY. 477 00:11:04,241 --> 00:11:05,141 >> YEAH. 478 00:11:05,137 --> 00:11:06,207 >> I'M GONNA GO THIS WAY. 479 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:07,166 >> AND I'M GONNA GO THIS WAY. 480 00:11:07,172 --> 00:11:08,032 I'M GONNA BE HERE OVER, 481 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,004 ALL RIGHT? 482 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,140 >> OKAY. 483 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:10,997 >> YEAH. 484 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,100 >> ALL RIGHT. 485 00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:13,003 >> OH, WATCH MY TRACK. 486 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,100 >> YEAH. 487 00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:15,033 >> IT'S ALL GOOD. 488 00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:16,724 [LAUGHS] 489 00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:17,764 [LAUGHS] OKAY? 490 00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:19,278 OKAY? 491 00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,615 WAIT, LET ME HAVE THIS SIDE. 492 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,450 >> WHAT SIDE? 493 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,448 >> THIS ONE. 494 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:23,618 >> THE LEFT SIDE? 495 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,140 >> OH -- NO, YOUR LEFT. 496 00:11:25,137 --> 00:11:28,757 >> [BOTH TALKING AT ONCE] 497 00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:29,588 >> OKAY. 498 00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:30,166 >> ALL RIGHT. 499 00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:31,382 YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. 500 00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:32,339 YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. THAT'S RIGHT. 501 00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:38,314 THAT'S RIGHT. 502 00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:39,720 THAT'S RIGHT. >> OH! 503 00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:41,004 >> OH! 504 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,280 >> I GOT A CHIPPED TOOTH. 505 00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:43,855 >> YOU DO. 506 00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:45,172 >> I NEED TO HAVE THAT FIXED. 507 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,452 >> YEAH, YOU SHOULD. 508 00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:48,278 >> SO WHAT TIME YOU LEAVING? 509 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,275 AT 9:00? 510 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:49,995 >> PACIFIC STANDARD TIME TO BE 511 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:50,620 EXACT. 512 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:51,620 YOU DROPPING ME OFF? 513 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,240 YOU DROPPING ME OFF? >> ABSOLUTELY. 514 00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:57,141 >> ABSOLUTELY. 515 00:11:57,137 --> 00:11:59,657 >> ♪ IT'S ONLY THEN 516 00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:03,275 ♪ THERE IS A FINE LINE... 517 00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:05,375 >> REALLY, MA? 518 00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:07,339 WHAT DID YOU DO TO POOKIE? 519 00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:08,344 >> AIN'T NOBODY DID NOTHING TO 520 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,414 NOBODY. 521 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:13,173 >> MAMA, WHAT HAPPENED? 522 00:12:13,172 --> 00:12:15,002 >> WE KISSED. 523 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,690 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 524 00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:17,929 IT WAS AWFUL. 525 00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:18,691 YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET ONE OF 526 00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:19,999 THOSE RED VELVET CAKES, 'CAUSE 527 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,240 YOU'RE LIKE, "WHO THE HELL CAN 528 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,001 MESS UP A RED VELVET CAKE?" 529 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:23,970 AND YOU GET IT, BUT IT'S ALL DRY 530 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:24,855 AND FLAVORLESS, AND YOU 531 00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:25,692 REGRET TAKING A BITE IN THE 532 00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:26,479 FIRST PLACE, 'CAUSE NOW YOU 533 00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:27,312 GOT TO DEAL WITH ALL THE 534 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,790 CALORIES AND THE BAD AFTERTASTE 535 00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:31,453 IN YOUR MOUTH? 536 00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:32,408 POOKIE'S KISS WAS LIKE THAT 537 00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:35,523 RED VELVET CAKE. 538 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:36,447 >> I'M TALKING TO YOU ABOUT 539 00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:37,238 POOKIE, AND YOU'RE SITTING UP 540 00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:38,141 HERE, TALKING ABOUT SOME DAMN 541 00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:40,857 CAKE? 542 00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:42,102 >> I'M SORRY. 543 00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:42,933 ALL RIGHT, MALIK? 544 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:43,761 YOU WERE RIGHT, OKAY? 545 00:12:43,758 --> 00:12:44,448 I SHOULD HAVE JUST LET 546 00:12:44,448 --> 00:12:46,478 WELL ENOUGH BE. 547 00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:48,412 >> DAMN, TASHA "RAID" MACK 548 00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:51,553 STRIKES AGAIN. 549 00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:54,411 >> ♪ LOOK AT ME 550 00:12:54,413 --> 00:12:57,073 ♪ I TRY HARD TO HIDE IT 551 00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:00,758 ♪ TRY HARD TO KEEP IT ALL IN 552 00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:02,858 ♪ ...DISCOVERED YOUR SECRETS 553 00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:04,482 ♪ ...DISCOVERED YOUR SECRETS ♪ WELL, HONEY... 554 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:06,312 ♪ WELL, HONEY... 555 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:07,240 >> OH, HEY. 556 00:13:07,241 --> 00:13:08,141 >> OH, HEY. >> HEY. 557 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:10,137 >> HEY. 558 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:10,997 >> [CLEARS THROAT] 559 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,620 THANKS FOR COMING. 560 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:13,760 I KNOW OUR LAST CONVERSATION 561 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:14,968 DIDN'T END SO WELL. 562 00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:15,855 >> WELL, HOW COULD I RESIST 563 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,242 THE RARE OCCASION THAT IS YOU 564 00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:18,691 THE RARE OCCASION THAT IS YOU BUYING ME DINNER? 565 00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:19,859 BUYING ME DINNER? 566 00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,862 >> I BUY YOU MEALS. 567 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,902 SHOOT, I BUY YOU EVERY MEAL. 568 00:13:23,896 --> 00:13:24,716 BUY YOUR CLOTHES. 569 00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:26,764 BUY YOUR ACCESSORIES. 570 00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:27,718 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THEY CALL 571 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,974 IT "CHILD SUPPORT." 572 00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:29,895 IT SHOULD BE CALLED "BABY MAMA 573 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:30,996 ACCESSORY SUPPORT." 574 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,790 >> HA HA HA HA. 575 00:13:32,793 --> 00:13:33,763 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU INVITED 576 00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:34,618 ME TO DINNER JUST SO YOU CAN 577 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,410 PICK A FIGHT WITH ME. 578 00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:36,073 >> NO, NO, NO. 579 00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:36,928 I HEAR YOU. 580 00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:37,901 RIGHT. MY BAD. 581 00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:38,926 I WAS JUST -- I'M TRIPPIN', 582 00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:40,001 I WAS JUST -- I'M TRIPPIN', YOU KNOW? 583 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,660 YOU KNOW? 584 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,475 WE'VE HAD OUR UPS AND DOWNS, 585 00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:44,722 HAVEN'T WE? 586 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,524 >> MORE THE LATTER THAN THE 587 00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:47,407 FORMER, BUT, YEAH. 588 00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:49,383 GO ON. 589 00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:50,339 >> YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE IN 590 00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:52,454 EACH OTHER'S LIVES FOREVER. 591 00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:53,308 AND, I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS I 592 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:56,070 JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT BEFORE. 593 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,338 >> NEVER? 594 00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:58,074 YOU DO REALIZE THAT'S WHAT 595 00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,278 HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE A KID 596 00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:00,205 WITH SOMEBODY, RIGHT? 597 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:03,686 >> I KNOW, I KNOW. 598 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:04,589 I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY 599 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:06,446 IS, JANAY, YOU ARE A DAMN GOOD 600 00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:08,208 MOM, AND YOU'VE ALWAYS PUT 601 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,546 OUR SON FIRST. 602 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:10,211 AND THAT'S WHAT 603 00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:11,026 I'M TRYING TO DO. 604 00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:13,534 I WANT TO PUT D.J. FIRST. 605 00:14:13,534 --> 00:14:16,174 THAT'S WHY I INVITED YOU DOWN 606 00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:19,552 HERE SO THAT I COULD GIVE YOU 607 00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:21,761 MY BLESSING TO TAKE D.J. WITH 608 00:14:21,758 --> 00:14:26,308 MY BLESSING TO TAKE D.J. WITH YOU TO NEW YORK WITH NOAH BOY. 609 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,000 YOU TO NEW YORK WITH NOAH BOY. 610 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,790 >> WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND? 611 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:31,663 >> I DON'T KNOW. 612 00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:33,065 I COULDN'T STAND THE IDEA OF 613 00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:34,168 BEING THAT THING THAT STOOD IN 614 00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:36,832 THE WAY OF YOUR HAPPINESS. 615 00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:38,587 LOOK, HOWEVER WE GOT TO DO IT, 616 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,516 WE'LL WORK IT OUT, OKAY? 617 00:14:40,517 --> 00:14:41,307 >> YES. 618 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:42,480 >> WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA AND 619 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,002 ALL THEM CRAZY LAWYERS 620 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,690 AND ALL THAT BULL-ISH. 621 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:46,829 JUST TWO PARENTS WORKING IT OUT 622 00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:47,857 AS FRIENDS. 623 00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:51,662 >> HEY, AS FAMILY, RIGHT? 624 00:14:51,655 --> 00:14:52,925 >> THAT'S WHAT'S UP. 625 00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:54,591 >> THANK YOU. 626 00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:55,476 >> THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU. 627 00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:56,212 GIVE ME A HUG. 628 00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:57,476 BRING IT IN. 629 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:58,972 THERE IT IS. 630 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,785 >> OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS PERFECT. 631 00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:01,593 >> JUST LOOK OUT 632 00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:02,586 >> JUST LOOK OUT FOR MY SON OUT THERE. 633 00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:07,996 FOR MY SON OUT THERE. 634 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,690 >> HEY. 635 00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,139 >> HEY. >> HEY. 636 00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:12,377 >> HEY. 637 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,239 TASHA, I JUST WANT TO SAY 638 00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:14,591 THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME 639 00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:15,616 STAY WITH YOU. 640 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:16,450 I APPRECIATE IT. 641 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:17,338 >> PLEASE, DON'T EVEN MENTION 642 00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:18,074 IT. 643 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:18,858 THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, 644 00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:19,662 RIGHT? 645 00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:20,475 >> YEAH. 646 00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:21,622 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? SCRATCH THAT. 647 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,760 WE'RE MORE THAN FRIENDS. 648 00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:24,028 WE'RE FAMILY, RIGHT? 649 00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:25,384 >> SO WE GOOD? 650 00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:26,859 >> YEAH, WE GOOD. 651 00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:30,342 >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WALK ME IN. 652 00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:32,454 >> ARE YOU SURE? 653 00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:33,898 >> I'M GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 654 00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:35,446 >> ALL RIGHT. 655 00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:36,408 >> YOU TAKE CARE, POOKIE. 656 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,483 >> YOU TAKE CARE, POOKIE. >> OKAY. 657 00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:45,212 >> OKAY. 658 00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:49,066 >> ♪ OH, I'M GIVING MYSELF 659 00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:52,168 ♪ UP TO YOU 660 00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:54,032 ♪ BODY AND SOUL 661 00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:56,974 ♪ I'M GIVING IT OVER 662 00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:59,135 ♪ I'M GIVING MYSELF 663 00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:01,237 ♪ OVER TO YOU 664 00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:05,101 ♪ I'M GIVING MYSELF 665 00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:08,143 ♪ OVER TO YOU 666 00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,997 ♪ BODY AND SOUL 667 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,970 ♪ I'M GIVING IT OVER 668 00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,275 >> I'M GONNA SEE YOU SOMEDAY 669 00:16:14,275 --> 00:16:16,545 FOR A LITTLE BIT LONGER. 670 00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:19,031 >> I'LL BE SEEING YOU SOME DAY. 671 00:16:19,034 --> 00:16:21,004 >> I'LL BE SEEING YOU SOME DAY. POOKIE. 672 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,410 POOKIE. 673 00:16:24,413 --> 00:16:26,973 POOKIE. ♪ FINALLY, I CAN BE ME 674 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:31,925 ♪ FINALLY, I CAN BE ME 675 00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:33,071 >> DAMN. 676 00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:35,278 WHAT'S UP, DA BRAT? 677 00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:37,335 WHAT'S THAT? 678 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,244 >> THEY'RE PLATS. 679 00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:40,211 I'M BRAIDING MY HAIR UP SO IT 680 00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:41,306 CAN BE WAVY AND CRIMPED FOR 681 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,520 TOMORROW. 682 00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:45,337 IT'S A CUTE STYLE, F.Y.I. 683 00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,934 IT'S A CUTE STYLE, F.Y.I. >> YEAH, IF YOU SAY SO. 684 00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:48,861 >> YEAH, IF YOU SAY SO. 685 00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:54,792 OKAY, SO, I SAW JANAY TODAY. 686 00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:55,793 >> AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS 687 00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:57,173 BECAUSE? 688 00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:58,172 >> I'M TELLING YOU BECAUSE WHEN 689 00:16:58,172 --> 00:16:59,452 I WAS IN THE TENT THIS MORNING 690 00:16:59,448 --> 00:17:01,828 FOR OVER AN HOUR, 691 00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:03,997 I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID. 692 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,240 I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID. AND YOU WERE RIGHT. 693 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:10,411 AND YOU WERE RIGHT. 694 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:11,283 >> SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH JANAY 695 00:17:11,275 --> 00:17:13,515 MOVING? 696 00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,237 >> UM, I MEAN, YEAH. 697 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,691 IT IS WHAT IT IS. 698 00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:17,719 JANAY AND NOAH AND D.J. ARE 699 00:17:17,723 --> 00:17:19,963 MOVING TO NEW YORK. 700 00:17:19,964 --> 00:17:22,004 >> WELL, I CAN WORK OUT WITH 701 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,280 JANAY THAT D.J. COMES AS OFTEN 702 00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:26,585 AS POSSIBLE, AND WE CAN RACK UP 703 00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:28,306 ON SO MANY FREQUENT FLIER MILES 704 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,590 ON SO MANY FREQUENT FLIER MILES WHEN WE GET THERE. 705 00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:32,586 WHEN WE GET THERE. 706 00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:33,616 >> IT'S CRAZY, MEL, BECAUSE 707 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,720 I WANTED TO GIVE D.J. 708 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:37,864 A GREAT CHILDHOOD, YOU KNOW? 709 00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:38,762 AND NOW I'M SAD BECAUSE IT'S 710 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:39,788 LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO 711 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:40,693 EXPERIENCE THAT CHILDHOOD 712 00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:42,379 WITH HIM 24/7 LIKE I WANTED TO. 713 00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:43,549 >> YEAH, BUT HE WILL ALWAYS 714 00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:46,071 KNOW THAT HE HAS A GREAT DADDY. 715 00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:48,208 >> THANKS. 716 00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:49,136 I'M ALSO SAD, TOO, MEL, 717 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:51,277 BECAUSE WHEN I TOLD JANAY TODAY, 718 00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:54,995 IT WAS LIKE, SHE WAS SO HAPPY. 719 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,170 SHE HAD THE BIGGEST, BRIGHTEST, 720 00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:57,452 MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE I'VE SEEN 721 00:17:57,448 --> 00:18:00,238 ON A WOMAN IN A LONG TIME. 722 00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:01,031 >> THIS BETTER BE GOING 723 00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:01,934 SOMEWHERE. 724 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:02,971 >> IT IS, BOO, IT IS. 725 00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:03,965 >> IT IS, BOO, IT IS. IT IS. 726 00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:05,965 IT IS. 727 00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:08,685 IT JUST MADE ME SAD BECAUSE, 728 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:10,689 YOU KNOW, IT DAWNED ON ME THAT 729 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,449 IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME SINCE 730 00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:13,378 I'VE BEEN ABLE TO PUT A SMILE 731 00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:14,999 LIKE THAT ON YOUR FACE. 732 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,380 IT'S LIKE I CAN'T BRING THAT 733 00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:17,409 TYPE OF HAPPINESS TO THE ONE 734 00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:18,453 WOMAN WHO MEANS THE MOST TO ME, 735 00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:20,068 WHICH IS YOU. 736 00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:23,168 >> NO, BABY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 737 00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:24,662 >> NO, BABY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU DO MAKE ME HAPPY. 738 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:27,685 YOU DO MAKE ME HAPPY. 739 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,449 >> I WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 740 00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:33,518 IF JANAY, D.J. AND NOAH'S ARK, 741 00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:37,027 MY BACK, I HOPE IT HURTS -- IF 742 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,004 THEY CAN RUN OFF AND START THEIR 743 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,030 THEY CAN RUN OFF AND START THEIR FAMILY, THEN SO CAN WE. 744 00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:44,244 FAMILY, THEN SO CAN WE. 745 00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:46,031 IF YOU WANT TASHA TO BE OUR 746 00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:47,974 SURROGATE, THEN YOU HAVE MY 747 00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:50,095 BLESSING. 748 00:18:50,103 --> 00:18:50,833 YES. 749 00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:51,617 >> OH, MY GOD. 750 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:52,790 >> I'M GAME. 751 00:18:52,793 --> 00:18:53,383 YEAH. 752 00:18:53,379 --> 00:18:54,099 >> OH, MY GOD! 753 00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:55,283 >> THAT'S A SMILE. 754 00:18:55,275 --> 00:18:56,685 THAT'S MY SMILE. 755 00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:57,999 YEAH, YEAH. 756 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,830 >> [LAUGHTER] 757 00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:00,897 >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY. 758 00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:01,826 >> MM-HMM. 759 00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:03,097 >> TASHA'S GONNA HAVE OUR BABY! 760 00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:04,103 >> YEAH, TASHA'S GONNA HAVE 761 00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,143 >> YEAH, TASHA'S GONNA HAVE OUR BABY. 762 00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:16,787 OUR BABY. 763 00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:22,793 OUR BABY. >> ♪ 764 00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:29,033 >> ♪ 765 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,904 >> ♪ ♪♪ 766 00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:35,504 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47560

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