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>> GOT YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?

>> CHECK.

>> FLOSS?

>> MM-HMM.

>> THAT ID YOU'RE ALWAYS LOSING?

>> YES.

>> OKAY.

>> I HAVE SHIRT, SOCKS, GUN.

TSA.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GOOD TO GO.

>> ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

YOU KNOW THAT TRAFFIC GONNA BE A

YOU KNOW THAT TRAFFIC GONNA BE A BEAST HERE.

BEAST HERE.

DAMN IT, SHOOT!

OKAY, FINE.

YOU WIN.

HELL, LET'S JUST SEE WHERE THE

HELL THIS GOES.

DAMN IT!

DAMN IT! YOU WANT BREAKFAST?

YOU WANT BREAKFAST?

YOU WANT BREAKFAST? >> ♪♪

>> ♪♪

>> MMM, MMM, MMM!

SEE THAT RIGHT THERE?

THAT'S WORTH GETTING THEM EXTRA

CALORIE AROUND MY ANKLE.

>> YOU SEE THAT RIGHT THERE?

THAT'S WORTH STAYING AN EXTRA

NIGHT IN SAN DIEGO.

>> WOOOH!

GOOD MORNING, Y'ALL.

WELL, THAT'S IT.

MIMOSAS?

STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPPED CREAM?

SEX FOODS?

Y'ALL HAVING SEX?

>> NO, BOY, AIN'T NOBODY HAVING

SEX.

>> YOU AIN'T EATING KNISHES.

>> I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF

IF I'M EATING PASTA FAZOOL,

FOOL, OKAY?

WHAT I PUT IN MY DAMN MOUTH

AIN'T NONE OF YOUR DAMN

BUSINESS.

>> YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN

TALKING, AND WE DECIDED WE MIGHT

WANT TO BE MORE THAN JUST

FRIENDS.

>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW I

FEEL ABOUT THAT, POOK.

I'M SORRY, Y'ALL.

UNH-UNH.

>> DO I LOOK LIKE

BARBARA WALTERS TO YOU?

'CAUSE I DON'T RECALL ASKING

YOUR VIEW ON THE MATTER.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M TELLING YOU TWO RIGHT NOW,

I FORBID IT.

>> [LAUGHS]

REALLY?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, POOK, MAN?

YOU'RE LIKE A FATHER TO ME.

AND SHE DRIVES MEN AWAY.

I AIN'T GONNA LET HER DRIVE

YOU AWAY, TOO.

I'M TELLING BOTH OF Y'ALL

I FORBID IT, MAN.

>> WELL, MALIK,

YOU CAN FORBID ALL YOU WANT TO.

YOU JUST FORBID OUTSIDE, OKAY?

'CAUSE RIGHT IN HERE, WE'RE

GONNA HAVE US SOME GROWN FOLKS'

GONNA HAVE US SOME GROWN FOLKS' BUSINESS, OKAY?

BUSINESS, OKAY?

BUSINESS, OKAY? >> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> [DOOR OPENS]

>> [DOOR OPENS] [DOOR SLAMS]

[DOOR SLAMS]

>> OH, D.J. IS GOING TO LOVE HIS

NEW TENT!

>> I KNOW, RIGHT?

BUT, GIRL, IF YOU WAKE UP

DERWIN JUNIOR -- BESIDES, THE

WHOLE LIVING-ROOM CAMPING THING

IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE.

YOU'RE JUST LOOKING AT TENTS.

HOW BIG COULD IT BE?

DARN!

>> [LAUGHS]

>> THAT THING IS HUGE.

BIGGER THAN OUR FIRST

APARTMENT.

>> OH, DON'T REMIND ME.

I COULD TOUCH BOTH WALLS WITHOUT

PUTTING MY ARMS OUT.

>> IS THAT THE ONLY COLOR

THEY HAVE?

>> HEY, HEY, HEY.

>> HEY.

>> WHAT UP, GOD BODY?

D.J. IS SLEEPING, BUT CAN I GO

GET HIM IF YOU WANT ME TO --

>> NO, WAIT, DERWIN.

ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO TALK TO

YOU GUYS ABOUT SOMETHING FIRST.

>> YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT AGAIN,

>> YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT AGAIN, ARE YOU?

ARE YOU?

LET'S...LET'S NOT BE FUNNY.

>> SO, WHAT'S UP?

>> SO, WHAT'S UP? >> WELL, UH...

>> WELL, UH...

AS YOU KNOW,

NOAH AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED.

WELL, TO MAKE A LONG STORY

SHORT, NOAH GOT A GREAT JOB

OFFER.

>> CONGRATULATIONS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU. IT'S IN NEW YORK.

IT'S IN NEW YORK.

IT'S IN NEW YORK. >> NEW YORK?

>> NEW YORK?

>> SO, YOU COME UP IN MY HOUSE

AND TRY TO TELL ME THAT YOU'RE

GONNA GO TO NEW YORK WITH

THIS DUDE YOU JUST MET

AND BRING MY SON

A THOUSAND MILES AWAY FROM ME?

I DON'T THINK SO.

>> HEY, HEY.

LOOK, I KNOW IT SOUNDS FAR.

BUT IT'S JUST A PLANE RIDE AWAY.

ALL RIGHT?

D.J., HE CAN COME AND STAY HERE

IN THE OFF SEASON.

>> OH, WOW, THAT'S MIGHTY

GENEROUS OF YOU, JANAY.

YOU KNOW, WE PROBABLY SHOULD

ACCEPT THE OFFER.

>> OR YOU GUYS CAN COME TO

NEW YORK.

>> HOLD ON A SECOND.

DON'T COME IN HERE

TRYING TO PLAN MY LIFE.

IT'S ALREADY PLANNED.

D.J., OUR SON, IS GONNA STAY

RIGHT HERE WITH HIS DAD

IN SAN DIEGO.

>> DERWIN, CALM DOWN.

>> NO, MELANIE.

SHE CAN COME IN HERE, TALK --

NO, SHE'S CRAFTY, OKAY?

>> WHAT?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT

I'M TALKING ABOUT.

YOU COME IN HERE, THE FIRST DAY,

TALKING ABOUT, "YEAH, I MET A

BOYFRIEND, NOAH."

NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU GUYS

ARE GONNA GET MARRIED, AND NOW

ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU WANT TO TAKE

MY SON AWAY FROM ME.

>> I JUST WANT TO BE WITH MY

HUSBAND, THAT'S IT.

MELANIE, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT.

>> DON'T BRING HER --

>> SHE MOVED FOR YOU.

AND I DON'T WANT TO MAKE NOAH

GIVE UP ON AN OPPORTUNITY

GIVE UP ON AN OPPORTUNITY BECAUSE OF ME.

BECAUSE OF ME.

DERWIN, I'M JUST ASKING THAT

DERWIN, I'M JUST ASKING THAT YOU PLEASE JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU PLEASE JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

>> THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

DENIED.

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

I'M GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS,

GET OUR SON, DERWIN JUNIOR.

I'M GONNA BRING HIM DOWNSTAIRS.

I'M GONNA GIVE HIM TO YOU.

YOU'RE GONNA GO TO YOUR HOUSE,

WHICH IS AROUND THE CORNER,

AND THEN THAT'S AS FAR AS

AND THEN THAT'S AS FAR AS YOU'RE GONNA GO.

YOU'RE GONNA GO.

>> GODDAMN!

>> WHY YOU KEEP GETTING SMOKED,

MAN?

YOUR HEART AIN'T IN THIS.

>> JUST GOT A LOT ON MY MIND,

TEE TEE, THAT'S ALL.

>> DAMN!

>> WELL, LET IT OUT, MY BROTHER

FROM ANOTHER ANGRY MOTHER.

>> SHE'S THE REASON

WHY I'M PISSED.

WALKED IN ON HER AND POOKIE...

AND STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPPED

CREAM AND DRINKING MIMOSAS.

>> SO, WHAT, YOU MAD THAT THEY

HAD A BALANCED BREAKFAST?

>> MAN'S LIKE A FATHER TO ME,

WHICH IS WHY MY MOMMA

NEEDS TO STEP OFF.

>> HEY, WHY YOU ALWAYS GOT TO

BE STANDING IN THE WAY OF

TRUE LOVE, MAN?

I MEAN, THIS IS JUST LIKE

THAT TIME IN THE FIFTH GRADE

I WANTED TO GO TO DISNEYLAND

WITH KEISHA BAXTER, BUT YOUR

ASS JUST KEPT COMPLAINING UNTIL

WE ENDED UP IN THE BACKWOODS OF

TENNESSEE SOMEWHERE.

>> CHATTANOOGA.

PEOPLE BE SLEEPING ON IT.

TENNESSEE AQUARIUM,

CHATTANOOGA ZOO, APPALACHIAN

TRAIL -- THAT IS THE HAPPIEST

PLACE ON EARTH.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE SELFISH, MAN.

I MEAN, WHAT IF POOKIE

IS YOUR MOM'S CHATTANOOGA?

>> SHE AIN'T GOING TO DO NOTHING

BUT RUN HIM OFF.

I MEAN, AM I WRONG?

>> [SIGHS]

WELL, MISS MACK IS LIKE

A MANTA RAY.

BUT, I MEAN, WHAT IF POOKIE IS

LIKE THE COCKROACH THAT CAN

SURVIVE HER TOXIC SPRAY?

BE THE BIGGER PERSON

IN THIS, MAN.

BE THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN IN YOUR

MOM'S LIFE AND SET HER FREE.

YOU KNOW HE'S FROM CHATTANOOGA.

>> ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS FROM

CHATTANOOGA?

>> WELL, NO, BUT IT SOUNDED

BETTER THAN DIXIE CARTER.

>> DIXIE CARTER IS FROM

CHATTANOOGA?

HA HA!

>> YOU DROPPED MY CONTROLS, MAN.

>> YOU DROPPED MY CONTROLS, MAN. >> YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE.

>> YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE.

>> COME ON, BOO BOO, START

PASSING ME THAT STUFF.

>> OKAY. LET'S SEE.

WE HAVE THE LANTERN.

TRAIL MIX.

AH, TOILET PAPER.

>> TOILET PAPER?

WHAT, MELLIE, WHO'S THIS FOR,

YOU OR D.J.?

>> I'M JUST TRYING TO PREPARE

FOR ANYTHING.

I SWEAR, WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO

MUCH FUN WITH D.J. TOMORROW.

>> YEAH, WE ARE.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ME AND MY

FRIENDS USED TO DO

WHEN WE WERE YOUNG?

LIKE, WHEN WE WANTED A TENT, WE

HAD, LIKE, TWO CHAIRS, RIGHT,

AND THIS DIRTY OLD SHEET, LIKE,

TOPPED UP OVER IT.

AND IT WAS LIKE OUR TRUSTY

LITTLE FORT.

>> [LAUGHS]

>> GIRL, NOBODY COULD TELL ME

NOTHING ABOUT MY LITTLE

HIDEAWAY.

AND YOU KNOW HOW MANY ALIENS

AND BAD GUYS I TOOK DOWN?

A BUNCH.

A BUNCH. IT WAS LIKE, YAH!

IT WAS LIKE, YAH!

GET DOWN!

>> [LAUGHS]

>> IT WAS CRAZY.

GRENADE!

[WHISTLING]

CRAZY, GIRL.

JUST BRINGS ME BACK TO MY

CHILDHOOD.

>> SO, I GET THAT THIS REALLY

ISN'T MY BUSINESS, AND OBVIOUSLY

I HAVE NO SAY-SO IN THE MATTER,

BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT WORRY ABOUT

HOW THINGS ARE GONNA TURN OUT

WITH D.J. IF HE GROWS UP

WITH AN UNHAPPY MOMMY.

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> IF NOAH MOVES TO NEW YORK,

AND JANAY IS FORCED TO

STAY HERE, DON'T YOU THINK THAT

SHE'LL BE MISERABLE?

SHE MIGHT EVEN START DRINKING.

>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

>> I'M JUST SAYING WE CAN GIFT

D.J. A HAPPY MOMMY IF YOU CAN

JUST GIVE JANAY YOUR BLESSING.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

MELANIE, YOU'RE RIGHT, OKAY?

THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. THE SLEEPING BAG.

THE SLEEPING BAG.

>> LOOK, DERWIN, I KNOW YOU

DON'T WANT TO BE AWAY FROM YOUR

SON, BUT THERE'S NO REASON THAT

WE CAN'T HANDLE THIS LIKE ADULTS

AND FIND A COMPROMISE FOR

EVERYONE.

WE CAN STILL HAVE A HUGE PART IN

D.J.'S LIFE.

JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

WE CAN FLY OUT AND SEE HIM IN

THE OFF SEASON.

>> MELANIE, ENOUGH, OKAY?

ENOUGH.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO,

OKAY, AND IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

OKAY, AND IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. CONVERSATION'S OVER.

CONVERSATION'S OVER.

>> WAIT. WAIT.

WHAT AM I DOING?

>> REALLY, MELANIE?

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW HOW YOU

REALLY FEEL ABOUT JANAY AND D.J.

YOU WOULD PROBABLY DO EVERYTHING

IN YOUR POWER JUST TO KEEP THEM

FAR AWAY FROM ME JUST SO YOU CAN

FAR AWAY FROM ME JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE ALL OF MY ATTENTION.

HAVE ALL OF MY ATTENTION.

>> EXCUSE ME?

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE RIGHT.

THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.

BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMPLETE

JACKASS.

>> WHAT'D I SAY NOW?

>> AND P.S., THIS HAS NOTHING TO

DO WITH ME WANTING TO GET RID OF

JANAY AND D.J.

OH, AND P.S.S., YOU AND I BOTH

KNOW THAT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE

D.J., AND I AM FINALLY AT A

GOOD PLACE WITH JANAY.

>> WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE, THEN?

>> MY ANGLE IS TRYING TO

HELP YOU FIGURE OUT

WHAT'S BEST FOR YOUR SON.

>> WOW.

THIS COMES FROM THE PERSON WHO

SWABBED HIM.

>> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TO

BEHAVE LIKE A CHILD AND THROW

TANTRUMS AND INSULTS, FINE, BUT

TANTRUMS AND INSULTS, FINE, BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO THIS.

I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO THIS.

>> IT'S WHATEVER.

DON'T THINK YOU'RE INVITED

TO ANY LIVING-ROOM CAMPOUTS,

TO ANY LIVING-ROOM CAMPOUTS, PAL!

PAL!

HEY, MELANIE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO

THIS ZIPPER THING?

MELANIE, GET BACK HERE AND FIX

THIS ZIPPER!

THIS ZIPPER! >> ENJOY YOUR TIME-OUT, BABY!

>> ENJOY YOUR TIME-OUT, BABY!

>> POOKIE: [LAUGHS]

>> TASHA: I GUESS IT'S TRUE.

>> YEAH, I BET IT IS THE TRUTH.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET

A STEAK LIKE THIS I'M CUTTING.

>> I KNOW.

>> I MEAN, THIS WAS ONE OF THE

BEST MEALS I'VE HAD IN A LONG

TIME.

>> REALLY?

>> YEAH.

>> I DO KNOW HOW TO ORDER ME UP

SOME ROOM SERVICE, IF I MUST SAY

SO MYSELF.

BUT I REALLY WANTED YOUR LAST

BUT I REALLY WANTED YOUR LAST NIGHT TO BE SPECIAL.

NIGHT TO BE SPECIAL.

>> LISTEN --

>> OH, LORD. WHAT?

WHAT, YOU THROUGH WITH ME

ALREADY?

IT'S COOL.

NO, IT'S COOL.

>> NO, NO, CALM DOWN, TASHA.

NO, I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW

I'VE BEEN REALLY ENJOYING MYSELF

HERE WITH YOU AND WAS THINKING

MAYBE I CAN PUSH MY TICKET

BACK A LITTLE BIT,

STAY A LITTLE BIT LONGER.

>> I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

I JUST -- OH, I JUST HATE WHEN A

GUY STARTS A SENTENCE OFF WITH,

"LISTEN."

"LISTEN, I'M DOING 'DANCING WITH

THE STARS.'"

"LISTEN, I'M AN ESCORT."

"LISTEN, I'M NOT REALLY DYING."

>> LISTEN, THEY WILL BE

TAKEN CARE OF.

YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

>> WOW.

THAT'S THE SWEETEST VEILED

THREAT ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO

ME.

>> BUT IT'S GONNA COST YOU.

>> OH, YEAH?

>> MM-HMM.

>> HOT DOG! DAMN IT!

>> NO, NO, NO.

Y'ALL DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT.

>> OKAY, LOOK, MA.

I THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT

WHAT YOU SAID AND I REALIZED,

Y'ALL, I CAN'T STAND IN THE WAY

OF TRUE LOVE.

I MEAN, LOOK AT Y'ALL.

Y'ALL GETTING FAT AND HAPPY

TOGETHER.

HEY...

Y'ALL GOT MY BLESSING.

>> OKAY, WELL, NOW THAT WE HAVE

YOUR BLESSING, CAN WE HAVE OUR

PRIVACY PLEASE?

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

ALL RIGHT!

Y'ALL KEEP IT PG UP IN HERE,

NOW.

HEY, POOKIE?

DON'T HURT MY MAMA.

>> WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

>> I'M JUST MAKING A SUGGESTION

DAWG, ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, MAMA.

ALL RIGHT, MAMA. Y'ALL BE GOOD.

Y'ALL BE GOOD.

>> [SIGHS]

SO, WHERE WERE WE?

>> WE WERE ABOUT TO HAVE OUR

FIRST KISS.

>> YEAH.

>> HERE WE GO.

>> YOU GOT A LITTLE FOOD

RIGHT THERE.

>> OH, I'M SORRY.

>> YOU GOT THAT.

>> IT'S GONE?

>> YOU READY?

>> I STAY READY.

>> YES, YOU DO.

>> MM-HMM.

>> OKAY.

WAIT, I'M SORRY.

>> YEAH.

>> I'M GONNA GO THIS WAY.

>> AND I'M GONNA GO THIS WAY.

I'M GONNA BE HERE OVER,

ALL RIGHT?

>> OKAY.

>> YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> OH, WATCH MY TRACK.

>> YEAH.

>> IT'S ALL GOOD.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS] OKAY?

OKAY?

WAIT, LET ME HAVE THIS SIDE.

>> WHAT SIDE?

>> THIS ONE.

>> THE LEFT SIDE?

>> OH -- NO, YOUR LEFT.

>> [BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]

>> OKAY.

>> ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.

YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT. >> OH!

>> OH!

>> I GOT A CHIPPED TOOTH.

>> YOU DO.

>> I NEED TO HAVE THAT FIXED.

>> YEAH, YOU SHOULD.

>> SO WHAT TIME YOU LEAVING?

AT 9:00?

>> PACIFIC STANDARD TIME TO BE

EXACT.

YOU DROPPING ME OFF?

YOU DROPPING ME OFF? >> ABSOLUTELY.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> ♪ IT'S ONLY THEN

♪ THERE IS A FINE LINE...

>> REALLY, MA?

WHAT DID YOU DO TO POOKIE?

>> AIN'T NOBODY DID NOTHING TO

NOBODY.

>> MAMA, WHAT HAPPENED?

>> WE KISSED.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

IT WAS AWFUL.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET ONE OF

THOSE RED VELVET CAKES, 'CAUSE

YOU'RE LIKE, "WHO THE HELL CAN

MESS UP A RED VELVET CAKE?"

AND YOU GET IT, BUT IT'S ALL DRY

AND FLAVORLESS, AND YOU

REGRET TAKING A BITE IN THE

FIRST PLACE, 'CAUSE NOW YOU

GOT TO DEAL WITH ALL THE

CALORIES AND THE BAD AFTERTASTE

IN YOUR MOUTH?

POOKIE'S KISS WAS LIKE THAT

RED VELVET CAKE.

>> I'M TALKING TO YOU ABOUT

POOKIE, AND YOU'RE SITTING UP

HERE, TALKING ABOUT SOME DAMN

CAKE?

>> I'M SORRY.

ALL RIGHT, MALIK?

YOU WERE RIGHT, OKAY?

I SHOULD HAVE JUST LET

WELL ENOUGH BE.

>> DAMN, TASHA "RAID" MACK

STRIKES AGAIN.

>> ♪ LOOK AT ME

♪ I TRY HARD TO HIDE IT

♪ TRY HARD TO KEEP IT ALL IN

♪ ...DISCOVERED YOUR SECRETS

♪ ...DISCOVERED YOUR SECRETS ♪ WELL, HONEY...

♪ WELL, HONEY...

>> OH, HEY.

>> OH, HEY. >> HEY.

>> HEY.

>> [CLEARS THROAT]

THANKS FOR COMING.

I KNOW OUR LAST CONVERSATION

DIDN'T END SO WELL.

>> WELL, HOW COULD I RESIST

THE RARE OCCASION THAT IS YOU

THE RARE OCCASION THAT IS YOU BUYING ME DINNER?

BUYING ME DINNER?

>> I BUY YOU MEALS.

SHOOT, I BUY YOU EVERY MEAL.

BUY YOUR CLOTHES.

BUY YOUR ACCESSORIES.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THEY CALL

IT "CHILD SUPPORT."

IT SHOULD BE CALLED "BABY MAMA

ACCESSORY SUPPORT."

>> HA HA HA HA.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU INVITED

ME TO DINNER JUST SO YOU CAN

PICK A FIGHT WITH ME.

>> NO, NO, NO.

I HEAR YOU.

RIGHT. MY BAD.

I WAS JUST -- I'M TRIPPIN',

I WAS JUST -- I'M TRIPPIN', YOU KNOW?

YOU KNOW?

WE'VE HAD OUR UPS AND DOWNS,

HAVEN'T WE?

>> MORE THE LATTER THAN THE

FORMER, BUT, YEAH.

GO ON.

>> YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE IN

EACH OTHER'S LIVES FOREVER.

AND, I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS I

JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT BEFORE.

>> NEVER?

YOU DO REALIZE THAT'S WHAT

HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE A KID

WITH SOMEBODY, RIGHT?

>> I KNOW, I KNOW.

I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY

IS, JANAY, YOU ARE A DAMN GOOD

MOM, AND YOU'VE ALWAYS PUT

OUR SON FIRST.

AND THAT'S WHAT

I'M TRYING TO DO.

I WANT TO PUT D.J. FIRST.

THAT'S WHY I INVITED YOU DOWN

HERE SO THAT I COULD GIVE YOU

MY BLESSING TO TAKE D.J. WITH

MY BLESSING TO TAKE D.J. WITH YOU TO NEW YORK WITH NOAH BOY.

YOU TO NEW YORK WITH NOAH BOY.

>> WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I COULDN'T STAND THE IDEA OF

BEING THAT THING THAT STOOD IN

THE WAY OF YOUR HAPPINESS.

LOOK, HOWEVER WE GOT TO DO IT,

WE'LL WORK IT OUT, OKAY?

>> YES.

>> WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA AND

ALL THEM CRAZY LAWYERS

AND ALL THAT BULL-ISH.

JUST TWO PARENTS WORKING IT OUT

AS FRIENDS.

>> HEY, AS FAMILY, RIGHT?

>> THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU.

GIVE ME A HUG.

BRING IT IN.

THERE IT IS.

>> OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS PERFECT.

>> JUST LOOK OUT

>> JUST LOOK OUT FOR MY SON OUT THERE.

FOR MY SON OUT THERE.

>> HEY.

>> HEY. >> HEY.

>> HEY.

TASHA, I JUST WANT TO SAY

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME

STAY WITH YOU.

I APPRECIATE IT.

>> PLEASE, DON'T EVEN MENTION

IT.

THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR,

RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? SCRATCH THAT.

WE'RE MORE THAN FRIENDS.

WE'RE FAMILY, RIGHT?

>> SO WE GOOD?

>> YEAH, WE GOOD.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WALK ME IN.

>> ARE YOU SURE?

>> I'M GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> YOU TAKE CARE, POOKIE.

>> YOU TAKE CARE, POOKIE. >> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> ♪ OH, I'M GIVING MYSELF

♪ UP TO YOU

♪ BODY AND SOUL

♪ I'M GIVING IT OVER

♪ I'M GIVING MYSELF

♪ OVER TO YOU

♪ I'M GIVING MYSELF

♪ OVER TO YOU

♪ BODY AND SOUL

♪ I'M GIVING IT OVER

>> I'M GONNA SEE YOU SOMEDAY

FOR A LITTLE BIT LONGER.

>> I'LL BE SEEING YOU SOME DAY.

>> I'LL BE SEEING YOU SOME DAY. POOKIE.

POOKIE.

POOKIE. ♪ FINALLY, I CAN BE ME

♪ FINALLY, I CAN BE ME

>> DAMN.

WHAT'S UP, DA BRAT?

WHAT'S THAT?

>> THEY'RE PLATS.

I'M BRAIDING MY HAIR UP SO IT

CAN BE WAVY AND CRIMPED FOR

TOMORROW.

IT'S A CUTE STYLE, F.Y.I.

IT'S A CUTE STYLE, F.Y.I. >> YEAH, IF YOU SAY SO.

>> YEAH, IF YOU SAY SO.

OKAY, SO, I SAW JANAY TODAY.

>> AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS

BECAUSE?

>> I'M TELLING YOU BECAUSE WHEN

I WAS IN THE TENT THIS MORNING

FOR OVER AN HOUR,

I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.

I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID. AND YOU WERE RIGHT.

AND YOU WERE RIGHT.

>> SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH JANAY

MOVING?

>> UM, I MEAN, YEAH.

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

JANAY AND NOAH AND D.J. ARE

MOVING TO NEW YORK.

>> WELL, I CAN WORK OUT WITH

JANAY THAT D.J. COMES AS OFTEN

AS POSSIBLE, AND WE CAN RACK UP

ON SO MANY FREQUENT FLIER MILES

ON SO MANY FREQUENT FLIER MILES WHEN WE GET THERE.

WHEN WE GET THERE.

>> IT'S CRAZY, MEL, BECAUSE

I WANTED TO GIVE D.J.

A GREAT CHILDHOOD, YOU KNOW?

AND NOW I'M SAD BECAUSE IT'S

LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO

EXPERIENCE THAT CHILDHOOD

WITH HIM 24/7 LIKE I WANTED TO.

>> YEAH, BUT HE WILL ALWAYS

KNOW THAT HE HAS A GREAT DADDY.

>> THANKS.

I'M ALSO SAD, TOO, MEL,

BECAUSE WHEN I TOLD JANAY TODAY,

IT WAS LIKE, SHE WAS SO HAPPY.

SHE HAD THE BIGGEST, BRIGHTEST,

MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE I'VE SEEN

ON A WOMAN IN A LONG TIME.

>> THIS BETTER BE GOING

SOMEWHERE.

>> IT IS, BOO, IT IS.

>> IT IS, BOO, IT IS. IT IS.

IT IS.

IT JUST MADE ME SAD BECAUSE,

YOU KNOW, IT DAWNED ON ME THAT

IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME SINCE

I'VE BEEN ABLE TO PUT A SMILE

LIKE THAT ON YOUR FACE.

IT'S LIKE I CAN'T BRING THAT

TYPE OF HAPPINESS TO THE ONE

WOMAN WHO MEANS THE MOST TO ME,

WHICH IS YOU.

>> NO, BABY, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

>> NO, BABY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU DO MAKE ME HAPPY.

YOU DO MAKE ME HAPPY.

>> I WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.

IF JANAY, D.J. AND NOAH'S ARK,

MY BACK, I HOPE IT HURTS -- IF

THEY CAN RUN OFF AND START THEIR

THEY CAN RUN OFF AND START THEIR FAMILY, THEN SO CAN WE.

FAMILY, THEN SO CAN WE.

IF YOU WANT TASHA TO BE OUR

SURROGATE, THEN YOU HAVE MY

BLESSING.

YES.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> I'M GAME.

YEAH.

>> OH, MY GOD!

>> THAT'S A SMILE.

THAT'S MY SMILE.

YEAH, YEAH.

>> [LAUGHTER]

>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY.

>> MM-HMM.

>> TASHA'S GONNA HAVE OUR BABY!

>> YEAH, TASHA'S GONNA HAVE

>> YEAH, TASHA'S GONNA HAVE OUR BABY.

OUR BABY.

OUR BABY. >> ♪

>> ♪

>> ♪ ♪♪

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