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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,793 --> 00:00:03,933 >> ANNOUNCER: "THE PITTS STOP." 2 00:00:03,931 --> 00:00:04,761 >> SUMMER, MY LOVE? 3 00:00:04,758 --> 00:00:05,658 I HAVE AN EARLY 4 00:00:05,655 --> 00:00:06,585 BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR YOU. 5 00:00:06,586 --> 00:00:07,206 >> I HOPE IT'S DIAMONDS. 6 00:00:07,206 --> 00:00:08,376 >> OH, NO, NO, NO. 7 00:00:08,379 --> 00:00:09,669 YOU'LL GET THOSE ON OUR FIRST 8 00:00:09,672 --> 00:00:10,662 ANNIVERSARY AFTER I'VE WON 9 00:00:10,655 --> 00:00:11,655 THE EMMY. 10 00:00:11,655 --> 00:00:12,335 >> AFTER WE'VE WON THE EMMY, 11 00:00:12,344 --> 00:00:13,694 I THINK YOU MEAN. 12 00:00:13,689 --> 00:00:14,479 >> UM, NO. 13 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:15,312 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 14 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:16,340 BUT YOUR PRESENT IS THAT WE HAVE 15 00:00:16,344 --> 00:00:17,454 INJURED SABERS QUARTERBACK 16 00:00:17,448 --> 00:00:19,308 KWAN KIRKLAND ON THE LINE. 17 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:20,070 WHAT'S UP, KIRKLAND? 18 00:00:20,068 --> 00:00:21,028 HOW'S THAT KNEE? 19 00:00:21,034 --> 00:00:22,004 >> STILL LAID UP IN THIS DAMN 20 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,100 HOSPITAL BED, MAN. 21 00:00:23,103 --> 00:00:24,003 YOU CAN THANK YOUR BOY 22 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,100 DERWIN DAVIS' JEALOUS ASS FOR 23 00:00:25,103 --> 00:00:25,763 THAT. 24 00:00:25,758 --> 00:00:27,278 >> HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 25 00:00:27,275 --> 00:00:29,065 NOW, KWAN, ARE YOU ACCUSING 26 00:00:29,068 --> 00:00:29,928 DERWIN AS BEING JEALOUS OF YOUR 27 00:00:29,931 --> 00:00:31,451 STATURE ON THE SABERS OR OF YOUR 28 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,618 TIGER WOODS-ESQUE GOOD LOOKS? 29 00:00:32,619 --> 00:00:33,409 SUMMER'S WORDS, NOT MINE. 30 00:00:33,413 --> 00:00:34,383 >> I NEVER SAID THAT. 31 00:00:34,379 --> 00:00:35,859 >> OK, THEY'RE MY WORDS, KWAN. 32 00:00:35,862 --> 00:00:36,692 YOU'RE A HANDSOME GUY, 33 00:00:36,689 --> 00:00:37,549 NOT IN A GAY WAY. 34 00:00:37,551 --> 00:00:38,311 >> HOW ABOUT WE GET BACK TO 35 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:39,340 DERWIN, ALL RIGHT? 36 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:40,414 NOW, ARE YOU STILL HOLDING A 37 00:00:40,413 --> 00:00:41,343 GRUDGE AGAINST HIM OVER THAT 38 00:00:41,344 --> 00:00:42,004 MISSED BLOCK OR...? 39 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,900 >> LOOK HERE, 40 00:00:42,896 --> 00:00:43,926 I THINK DUDE IS A HATER. 41 00:00:43,931 --> 00:00:45,311 LISTEN UP -- DERWIN DAVIS, YOU 42 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:46,690 WILL NEVER LEAD THE SABERS LIKE 43 00:00:46,689 --> 00:00:48,069 ME, AND I WILL NEVER GO TO 44 00:00:48,068 --> 00:00:49,238 CHILI'S WITH YOU. 45 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:51,001 >> OH, HOLY CRAP. 46 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,030 OUR PRODUCERS ARE TELLING US 47 00:00:52,034 --> 00:00:53,524 THAT WE HAVE THE HATER HIMSELF 48 00:00:53,517 --> 00:00:54,687 ON THE LINE TO ADDRESS KWAN'S 49 00:00:54,689 --> 00:00:55,859 ALLEGATIONS. 50 00:00:55,862 --> 00:00:56,792 DERWIN "DING DONG" DAVIS, 51 00:00:56,793 --> 00:00:57,593 YOU HAVE THE FLOOR. 52 00:00:57,586 --> 00:00:58,666 >> YO, CHECK THIS OUT. 53 00:00:58,672 --> 00:01:00,902 KWAN KIRKLAND IS A FAKE, LYING, 54 00:01:00,896 --> 00:01:02,206 PRETTY-BOY BASTARD. 55 00:01:02,206 --> 00:01:03,476 >> OKAY, SO, YOU AGREE 56 00:01:03,482 --> 00:01:04,622 THAT KWAN IS HANDSOME, 57 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:05,620 NOT IN A GAY WAY? 58 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:06,690 >> WHAT? 59 00:01:06,689 --> 00:01:07,689 >> HUH? 60 00:01:07,689 --> 00:01:08,689 >> YO, LISTEN, PEOPLE THINK THEY 61 00:01:08,689 --> 00:01:09,689 CAN SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT ABOUT 62 00:01:09,689 --> 00:01:10,899 ME BECAUSE I'M A NICE GUY AND I 63 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:12,066 GO TO CHURCH AND WHATNOT. 64 00:01:12,068 --> 00:01:13,898 BUT I'M TIRED OF BEING HUMBLE. 65 00:01:13,896 --> 00:01:14,856 I'VE BEEN TAKING CRAP FROM DUDES 66 00:01:14,862 --> 00:01:16,032 SINCE THE FIRST DAY I SET FOOT 67 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:16,904 ON THE FIELD. 68 00:01:16,896 --> 00:01:18,166 AND, JASON, YOU WAS ONE OF THEM. 69 00:01:18,172 --> 00:01:19,412 I'M TIRED OF NOT SHINING BECAUSE 70 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,483 FOOLS LIKE KWAN KIRKLAND ARE 71 00:01:20,482 --> 00:01:21,722 BLINDED BY MY LIGHT. 72 00:01:21,724 --> 00:01:22,764 BUT NOW YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO 73 00:01:22,758 --> 00:01:23,858 INSINUATE THAT DERWIN DAVIS IS 74 00:01:23,862 --> 00:01:24,862 SOFT? 75 00:01:24,862 --> 00:01:25,792 COME ON, SON, COME ON. 76 00:01:25,793 --> 00:01:27,033 YOU GOTTA COME HARDER THAN THAT. 77 00:01:27,034 --> 00:01:28,864 I GOT A WIFE ANDA BABY MAMA, 78 00:01:28,862 --> 00:01:29,722 AND BOTH MY LADIES KNOW 79 00:01:29,724 --> 00:01:31,214 I PUTS IT DOWN. 80 00:01:31,206 --> 00:01:32,786 >> UGH. 81 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:33,723 >> UGH. >> WHAT, MEL? 82 00:01:33,724 --> 00:01:35,554 >> WHAT, MEL? 83 00:01:35,551 --> 00:01:36,411 >> NOTHING. 84 00:01:36,413 --> 00:01:37,283 >> DERWIN? 85 00:01:37,275 --> 00:01:38,135 >> MELANIE -- 86 00:01:38,137 --> 00:01:38,787 >> YOU STILL THERE? 87 00:01:38,793 --> 00:01:39,713 YOU WERE JUST IN THE MIDDLE 88 00:01:39,706 --> 00:01:41,096 OF A NARCISSISTIC RANT, TRYING 89 00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:43,033 TO WIN BACK YOUR BELOVED FANS? 90 00:01:43,034 --> 00:01:44,244 >> YOU WANT TO SQUASH THIS BEEF, 91 00:01:44,241 --> 00:01:45,341 YOU GET MALIK WRIGHT ON THE 92 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:46,484 PHONE, AND HE'LL TELL YOU 93 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:47,972 WHO THE REAL HATER IS. 94 00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:49,135 >> THAT IS A SPLENDID IDEA. 95 00:01:49,137 --> 00:01:50,137 NOW, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 96 00:01:50,137 --> 00:01:51,167 MALIK WRIGHT, THE ALCOHOLIC, 97 00:01:51,172 --> 00:01:52,242 DRUG-ABUSING, WOMANIZING 98 00:01:52,241 --> 00:01:52,901 FOOTBALL PLAYER WITH THE 99 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:53,786 STUPID HAIRCUT? 100 00:01:53,793 --> 00:01:54,663 THAT'S YOUR CHARACTER WITNESS? 101 00:01:54,655 --> 00:01:56,655 >> YES, SIR, MY MANZINEM. 102 00:01:56,655 --> 00:01:58,405 AND HE WILL TELL YOU WHAT'S UP. 103 00:01:58,413 --> 00:01:59,313 >> OKAY, O.J. 104 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:00,970 LET'S GET YOUR AL COWLINGS ON 105 00:02:00,965 --> 00:02:02,065 THE LINE, SEE IF HE CAN CLEAR 106 00:02:02,068 --> 00:02:02,998 THIS UP. 107 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,210 THIS IS GONNA BE 108 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:05,096 GOOD TELEVISION. 109 00:02:05,103 --> 00:02:05,973 >> IF HE PICKS UP. 110 00:02:05,965 --> 00:02:07,165 >> IF HE PICKS UP. >> HE PROBABLY TOO DRUNK. 111 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:07,792 >> HE PROBABLY TOO DRUNK. 112 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:13,383 >> HE PROBABLY TOO DRUNK. >> ♪ 113 00:02:13,379 --> 00:02:16,829 >> ♪ 114 00:02:16,827 --> 00:02:17,897 >> HEY, IS MELANIE NICE? 115 00:02:17,896 --> 00:02:18,966 >> WHO? 116 00:02:18,965 --> 00:02:20,965 >> DERWIN DAVIS' WIFE, MELANIE. 117 00:02:20,965 --> 00:02:22,545 >> MELANIE? 118 00:02:22,551 --> 00:02:23,861 >> MELANIE? I'VE BEEN CALLING HER MIRANDA. 119 00:02:23,862 --> 00:02:24,952 I'VE BEEN CALLING HER MIRANDA. 120 00:02:24,948 --> 00:02:27,068 >> THEY'RE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE. 121 00:02:27,068 --> 00:02:27,998 YOU KNOW WHAT? 122 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:28,970 WE SHOULD GO OUT WITH THEM 123 00:02:28,965 --> 00:02:30,065 SOMETIME. 124 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:31,378 WELL, ACTUALLY, WE SHOULD HAVE 125 00:02:31,379 --> 00:02:32,659 ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS OVER. 126 00:02:32,655 --> 00:02:33,995 >> WHERE? 127 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 >> WHERE? >> HERE. 128 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,760 >> HERE. 129 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:37,618 >> HERE. >> WHERE? 130 00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:38,660 >> WHERE? 131 00:02:38,655 --> 00:02:40,585 >> COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN. 132 00:02:40,586 --> 00:02:42,966 >> UM...NO, IT WON'T. 133 00:02:42,965 --> 00:02:43,825 >> WHY? 134 00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:44,757 >> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 135 00:02:44,758 --> 00:02:45,788 THROWING OUT SOME CHIPS AND DIP 136 00:02:45,793 --> 00:02:46,553 AND SODA? 137 00:02:46,551 --> 00:02:47,411 THAT STUFF COSTS MONEY, BABY, 138 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:48,383 AND MONEY IS SOMETHING THAT YOU 139 00:02:48,379 --> 00:02:49,209 HAVE VERY LITTLE OF. 140 00:02:49,206 --> 00:02:50,096 AND THEN YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO 141 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,003 PAY YOUR RENT AND THEN YOU'LL 142 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:51,900 GET EVICTED AND THEN YOU BECOME 143 00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:52,716 HOMELESS AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT 144 00:02:52,724 --> 00:02:53,664 ON MY CONSCIENCE AND I'M NOT 145 00:02:53,655 --> 00:02:54,405 TRYING TO BE MARRIED TO A 146 00:02:54,413 --> 00:02:55,413 HOMELESS CHICK. 147 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:56,383 >> JASON, WHAT'S REALLY 148 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:57,409 THE PROBLEM? 149 00:02:57,413 --> 00:02:58,213 >> NOTHING. 150 00:02:58,206 --> 00:02:59,546 I'M JUST NOT A BIG "FRIEND, 151 00:02:59,551 --> 00:03:01,761 PARTY, SODA, CHIP" KIND OF DUDE. 152 00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:02,828 >> BABY, ARE YOU ASHAMED OF 153 00:03:02,827 --> 00:03:03,477 CHARDONNAY? 154 00:03:03,482 --> 00:03:05,032 >> N-- NO, NO. 155 00:03:05,034 --> 00:03:06,004 I'M NOT ASHAMED. 156 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,720 HEY, LISTEN TO ME. 157 00:03:07,724 --> 00:03:10,414 I'M NOT ASHAMED, OKAY? 158 00:03:10,413 --> 00:03:11,793 I MEAN, MAYBE OF YOUR AIRBRUSHED 159 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:12,903 FINGERNAILS, BUT YOU SHOULD BE 160 00:03:12,896 --> 00:03:14,206 ASHAMED OF THOSE, TOO. 161 00:03:14,206 --> 00:03:15,136 >> GOOD. 162 00:03:15,137 --> 00:03:16,167 THEN GIVE ME ALL YOUR FRIENDS' 163 00:03:16,172 --> 00:03:18,002 INFO, AND I'LL SET IT UP. 164 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,790 >> FINE. 165 00:03:18,793 --> 00:03:19,553 >> GOOD. 166 00:03:19,551 --> 00:03:20,311 >> GREAT. 167 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:21,000 >> COOL. 168 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:21,930 >> WONDERFUL. 169 00:03:21,931 --> 00:03:23,101 >> WONDERFUL. >> GLAD. 170 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,863 >> GLAD. 171 00:03:24,862 --> 00:03:25,862 >> GLAD. >> HEY, MEL... 172 00:03:25,862 --> 00:03:28,242 >> HEY, MEL... 173 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,071 GUESS WHO THE MOST HATED ATHLETE 174 00:03:30,068 --> 00:03:31,968 ON THE PLANET IS. 175 00:03:31,965 --> 00:03:33,925 >> YOU? 176 00:03:33,931 --> 00:03:34,761 >> TIGER WOODS, 177 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:35,928 BUT THANKS FOR THE VOTE. 178 00:03:35,931 --> 00:03:37,071 >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 179 00:03:37,068 --> 00:03:38,068 YOU CALL IN TO A NATIONAL 180 00:03:38,068 --> 00:03:39,138 TELEVISION SHOW TALKING ABOUT 181 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:40,097 ALL THE MASERATIS YOU HAVE AND 182 00:03:40,103 --> 00:03:41,413 BABY MAMAS AND HOW YOU PUTS IT 183 00:03:41,413 --> 00:03:42,343 DOWN. 184 00:03:42,344 --> 00:03:43,974 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING -- 185 00:03:43,965 --> 00:03:45,165 YOU DON'T PUTS IT DOWN 186 00:03:45,172 --> 00:03:46,762 THAT HARD. 187 00:03:46,758 --> 00:03:47,998 >> YOU SOUND LIKE THEM, MELANIE. 188 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,030 WHAT, ARE YOU ON THEIR SIDE? 189 00:03:49,034 --> 00:03:50,034 WHAT, ARE YOU ON THEIR SIDE? >> [SCOFFS] 190 00:03:50,034 --> 00:03:51,004 >> [SCOFFS] 191 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,170 [SIGHS] 192 00:03:52,172 --> 00:03:54,142 TRUTH MOMENT, DERWIN? 193 00:03:54,137 --> 00:03:56,517 I AM ALWAYS ON YOUR SIDE. 194 00:03:56,517 --> 00:03:57,547 OUT IN THE WORLD, I HAVE YOUR 195 00:03:57,551 --> 00:03:58,831 BACK, BUT HERE, IN THE TRUTH 196 00:03:58,827 --> 00:04:00,337 BUBBLE, I'M NOT GONNA BLOW SMOKE 197 00:04:00,344 --> 00:04:01,594 UP YOUR ASS. 198 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:02,516 AND YOU'RE SCARING ME. 199 00:04:02,517 --> 00:04:03,517 I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS 200 00:04:03,517 --> 00:04:04,237 YOU'RE BECOMING. 201 00:04:04,241 --> 00:04:05,761 YOU'RE BECOMING. >> I'M NOT BECOMING ANYONE. 202 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:07,308 >> I'M NOT BECOMING ANYONE. 203 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:09,280 LOOK, I'M THE SAME GUY 204 00:04:09,275 --> 00:04:10,165 THAT YOU MARRIED. 205 00:04:10,172 --> 00:04:12,072 >> NO. NO. 206 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:13,378 THE DERWIN I MARRIED WOULD NEVER 207 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:15,279 HURT SOMEONE ON PURPOSE. 208 00:04:15,275 --> 00:04:16,855 THIS WHOLE "KEYSER SOZE, 209 00:04:16,862 --> 00:04:19,072 DER-WIN-BY-ANY-MEANS-NECESSARY" 210 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:21,267 IS ALL B.S. 211 00:04:21,274 --> 00:04:22,414 WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT YOUR 212 00:04:22,413 --> 00:04:25,523 LEGACY IF IT'S AT THE EXPENSE OF 213 00:04:25,517 --> 00:04:28,307 LOSING YOUR SOUL OR MY -- 214 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,620 [SIGHS] 215 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:30,720 NEVER MIND. 216 00:04:30,724 --> 00:04:32,594 >> NO, WHAT? SAY IT. 217 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:34,476 WERE YOU GONNA SAY RESPECT? 218 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:35,452 WERE YOU GONNA SAY RESPECT? >> [SIGHS] 219 00:04:35,448 --> 00:04:37,138 >> [SIGHS] 220 00:04:37,137 --> 00:04:40,447 JUST STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE. 221 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:41,518 JUST STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE. >> OKAY. 222 00:04:41,517 --> 00:04:43,787 >> OKAY. 223 00:04:43,793 --> 00:04:45,413 [CHUCKLES] 224 00:04:45,413 --> 00:04:46,663 [CHUCKLES] YOU KNOW, LIFE... 225 00:04:46,655 --> 00:04:48,785 YOU KNOW, LIFE... 226 00:04:48,793 --> 00:04:50,143 YOU KNOW, LIFE... IS SUCH A CRAZY... 227 00:04:50,137 --> 00:04:51,447 IS SUCH A CRAZY... 228 00:04:51,448 --> 00:04:52,588 IS SUCH A CRAZY... TRIP. 229 00:04:52,586 --> 00:04:55,236 TRIP. 230 00:04:55,241 --> 00:04:56,381 [SIGHS] 231 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,589 >> LOOK, DERWIN, I LOVE YOU. 232 00:04:58,586 --> 00:05:00,856 YOU. 233 00:05:00,862 --> 00:05:02,002 THE DERWIN WHO WOULD CARRY 234 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,070 MY BOOKS TO CLASS. 235 00:05:04,068 --> 00:05:04,998 THE DERWIN WHO WOULD CALL 236 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,030 HIS GRANDMOTHER ONCE A WEEK. 237 00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:07,724 THE DERWIN WHO WOULD CRY 238 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,074 AT THE END OF "TOY STORY." 239 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:11,098 >> COLLEGE OR NOT, 240 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,103 WOODY BELONGED TO ANDY 241 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,553 AND THAT WAS IT, OKAY? 242 00:05:13,551 --> 00:05:15,171 >> [LAUGHS] 243 00:05:15,172 --> 00:05:16,522 SEE? 244 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,757 THAT'S THE DERWIN I LOVE. 245 00:05:18,758 --> 00:05:20,238 AND YOU CAN GET BACK THERE. 246 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:21,551 AND WE CAN GET BACK THERE. 247 00:05:21,551 --> 00:05:22,551 YOU CAN START BY CLEANING UP 248 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:25,551 THIS "PITTS STOP" MESS-UP. 249 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:27,931 LOOK, IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD GO 250 00:05:27,931 --> 00:05:29,031 BACK ON AND APOLOGIZE TO ALL 251 00:05:29,034 --> 00:05:30,314 BACK ON AND APOLOGIZE TO ALL YOUR FANS. 252 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:35,410 YOUR FANS. 253 00:05:35,413 --> 00:05:36,173 >> JUST SO YOU KNOW, 254 00:05:36,172 --> 00:05:37,212 I DO PUTS IT DOWN. 255 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:38,276 >> [LAUGHS] 256 00:05:38,275 --> 00:05:40,025 >> OH, AND SNL, THEY SENT OVER 257 00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:41,864 THE MATERIAL FOR THE CAMEO, 258 00:05:41,862 --> 00:05:42,832 BABY, OKAY? 259 00:05:42,827 --> 00:05:43,997 I NEED YOU TO READ IT, MALIK. 260 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,520 >> ALL RIGHT, MA, I GOT YOU. 261 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:46,547 AIN'T IT FUNNY HOW ONE DAY 262 00:05:46,551 --> 00:05:47,381 YOU'RE RIDING THE PINE 263 00:05:47,379 --> 00:05:48,139 AND THE NEXT DAY YOU FINE? 264 00:05:48,137 --> 00:05:49,307 >> MM-HMM. 265 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:50,340 >> HEY, TASHA. 266 00:05:50,344 --> 00:05:51,794 >> OH, HEY, CHARDONNAY. 267 00:05:51,793 --> 00:05:53,033 >> CHARDONNAY? 268 00:05:53,034 --> 00:05:54,454 JASON'S FAKE WIFE, CHARDONNAY? 269 00:05:54,448 --> 00:05:55,338 >> MM-HMM. 270 00:05:55,344 --> 00:05:56,384 >> WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY HOW 271 00:05:56,379 --> 00:05:57,999 IT READS ON MY DRIVER'S LICENSE, 272 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,210 BUT, UM, YES. 273 00:05:59,206 --> 00:06:00,476 NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, MALIK. 274 00:06:00,482 --> 00:06:01,762 >> NO, NICE TO MEET YOU, 275 00:06:01,758 --> 00:06:02,618 CHARDONNAY. 276 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:03,480 >> AWW. 277 00:06:03,482 --> 00:06:04,622 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TONIGHT? 278 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:05,690 >> A COKE AND SOME ALMONDS. 279 00:06:05,689 --> 00:06:07,409 YOU KNOW I'M A RECOVERING ALCHY. 280 00:06:07,413 --> 00:06:09,003 >> OH, THAT REMINDS ME -- 281 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:09,860 I'M DOING A LITTLE MIXER 282 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:10,792 TO MEET JASON'S FRIENDS. 283 00:06:10,793 --> 00:06:11,903 Y'ALL SHOULD COME. 284 00:06:11,896 --> 00:06:12,686 >> I AIN'T JASON'S FRIEND. 285 00:06:12,689 --> 00:06:14,789 >> YOU'RE MY FRIEND, TASHA. 286 00:06:14,793 --> 00:06:15,863 >> I AIN'T REALLY YOUR FRIEND. 287 00:06:15,862 --> 00:06:17,592 YOU JUST MIX THE DRINKS. 288 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:18,826 >> WELL, YOU SHOULD COME TO MAKE 289 00:06:18,827 --> 00:06:20,857 FUN OF HOW TINY MY PLACE IS. 290 00:06:20,862 --> 00:06:21,662 >> I COULD DO THAT. 291 00:06:21,655 --> 00:06:22,855 >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 292 00:06:22,862 --> 00:06:24,002 I'M GLAD I RAN INTO Y'ALL 'CAUSE 293 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 GETTING JASON TO GIVE ME 294 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,410 HIS FRIENDS' CONTACT INFO FOR 295 00:06:26,413 --> 00:06:27,793 THIS DAMN PARTY HAS BEEN LIKE 296 00:06:27,793 --> 00:06:28,833 PULLING TEETH. 297 00:06:28,827 --> 00:06:30,547 >> YO, I KNOW JASON'S FRIENDS. 298 00:06:30,551 --> 00:06:31,831 I'LL TELL THEM. 299 00:06:31,827 --> 00:06:33,137 I'LL TELL THEM. >> THERE YOU GO. 300 00:06:33,137 --> 00:06:34,617 >> THERE YOU GO. 301 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,450 >> GIRL, WAIT A MINUTE. 302 00:06:36,448 --> 00:06:37,278 >> MM-HMM. 303 00:06:37,275 --> 00:06:38,235 >> THIS LOOKS LIKE MY DRINK 304 00:06:38,241 --> 00:06:39,381 FROM BACK IN THE DAY. 305 00:06:39,379 --> 00:06:40,449 >> MM. 306 00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:41,378 >> [COUGHS] 307 00:06:41,379 --> 00:06:43,339 OH, SUPER SOCCO AND GIN! 308 00:06:43,344 --> 00:06:44,794 MMM! 309 00:06:44,793 --> 00:06:46,143 HOW'D YOU KNOW I LIKE THAT? 310 00:06:46,137 --> 00:06:47,547 >> [CLEARS THROAT] 311 00:06:47,551 --> 00:06:48,791 >> [CLEARS THROAT] I TOLD HER. 312 00:06:48,793 --> 00:06:55,103 I TOLD HER. 313 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:56,833 >> THIS IS CRAZY! 314 00:06:56,827 --> 00:06:57,997 >> LOOK AT YOU. 315 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,100 HOW YOU DOING? 316 00:06:59,103 --> 00:07:00,413 YOU HANGING IN THERE, BRO? 317 00:07:00,413 --> 00:07:01,903 >> WHOA! 318 00:07:01,896 --> 00:07:02,996 >> HEY, POOK, HOW LONG YOU IN 319 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,070 TOWN FOR, MAN? 320 00:07:04,068 --> 00:07:05,138 >> I JUST CAME DOWN FOR THE 321 00:07:05,137 --> 00:07:06,277 WEEKEND, THOUGHT I'D CATCH A 322 00:07:06,275 --> 00:07:07,615 GAME, GET INTO A LITTLE TROUBLE. 323 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:08,720 >> TROUBLE? 324 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:10,214 I THOUGHT YOUR ASS WENT LEGIT. 325 00:07:10,206 --> 00:07:11,166 >> COME ON, THERE'S A LOT OF 326 00:07:11,172 --> 00:07:12,282 TROUBLE YOU CAN GET INTO THAT 327 00:07:12,275 --> 00:07:13,685 AIN'T ILLEGAL. 328 00:07:13,689 --> 00:07:14,899 >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING 329 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:15,926 ABOUT. 330 00:07:15,931 --> 00:07:16,591 WHERE YOU STAYING AT, MAN? 331 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:17,826 >> THE HOTEL'S ALL BOOKED UP, 332 00:07:17,827 --> 00:07:19,097 MAN. 333 00:07:19,103 --> 00:07:20,173 APPARENTLY THERE'S SOME GEEKY 334 00:07:20,172 --> 00:07:21,592 COMIC-BOOK CONVENTION GOING ON. 335 00:07:21,586 --> 00:07:22,516 >> YOU CAN COME STAY ON MY 336 00:07:22,517 --> 00:07:23,547 COUCH, ALL RIGHT? 337 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:25,311 IT AIN'T MUCH, BUT IT'S CLEAN. 338 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:26,480 YOU KNOW WHAT? SCRATCH THAT. 339 00:07:26,482 --> 00:07:27,552 I AIN'T HELD A BLACK LIGHT UP TO 340 00:07:27,551 --> 00:07:29,171 IT, YET, SO I DON'T KNOW. 341 00:07:29,172 --> 00:07:30,312 >> I COULD SLEEP ON A BOX OF 342 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:31,690 ROCKS IF YOU GAVE ME THE PILLOW. 343 00:07:31,689 --> 00:07:33,449 >> WELL, I GOT A PILLOW, OKAY? 344 00:07:33,448 --> 00:07:35,688 SO ME COUCHA ES SU COUCHA. 345 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:36,999 >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING 346 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,140 ABOUT. 347 00:07:38,137 --> 00:07:39,447 >> RICHMOND'S FINEST! 348 00:07:39,448 --> 00:07:40,898 POOK DOG! 349 00:07:40,896 --> 00:07:41,996 >> YOU NEED TOWELS? 350 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,280 FOR YOUR GUEST? 351 00:07:43,275 --> 00:07:44,685 >> TOOK Y'ALL LONG ENOUGH, WHICH 352 00:07:44,689 --> 00:07:45,859 Y'ALL MUST BE REAL BUSY WITH 353 00:07:45,862 --> 00:07:47,032 THAT NERD CONVENTION, HUH? 354 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,104 >> NO, THEY COME NEXT MONTH. 355 00:07:48,103 --> 00:07:49,413 >> NO, THEY COME NEXT MONTH. NOW IT'S EMPTY. 356 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:55,723 NOW IT'S EMPTY. 357 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:56,724 NOW IT'S EMPTY. >> DAMN. 358 00:07:56,724 --> 00:07:57,594 >> DAMN. 359 00:07:57,586 --> 00:07:59,306 >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN. 360 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:01,000 GOOD NIGHT. 361 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,240 GOOD NIGHT. >> GOOD NIGHT. 362 00:08:02,241 --> 00:08:14,761 >> GOOD NIGHT. 363 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:16,308 >> GOOD NIGHT. >> [CELL PHONE RINGS] 364 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:17,830 >> [CELL PHONE RINGS] 365 00:08:17,827 --> 00:08:18,687 >> HELLO? 366 00:08:18,689 --> 00:08:19,619 >> QUICK, GIRL. 367 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,280 I GOT REAL PROBLEMS OVER HERE. 368 00:08:21,275 --> 00:08:22,335 I THINK POOKIE MIGHT BE 369 00:08:22,344 --> 00:08:23,864 IN LOVE WITH ME. 370 00:08:23,862 --> 00:08:24,972 >> YOU MEAN POOKIE THE KILLER? 371 00:08:24,965 --> 00:08:25,925 >> Well, he on the straight 372 00:08:25,931 --> 00:08:27,141 and narrow now. 373 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:28,307 AT LEAST I THOUGHT HE WAS UNTIL 374 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:29,480 I DISCOVERED HE'D BEEN LYING TO 375 00:08:29,482 --> 00:08:30,342 ME ALL THIS TIME, 376 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,624 TRYING TO GET WITH ME. 377 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:32,860 TALKING ABOUT AIN'T NO HOTELS 378 00:08:32,861 --> 00:08:34,481 AVAILABLE IN ALL OF SAN DIEGO. 379 00:08:34,482 --> 00:08:35,832 >> WELL, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 380 00:08:35,827 --> 00:08:37,067 >> GIRL, I CAN'T MESS WITH 381 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:38,208 POOKIE! 382 00:08:38,206 --> 00:08:39,276 >> Well, why not? 383 00:08:39,275 --> 00:08:41,135 OH! BECAUSE OF THE KILLER THING. 384 00:08:41,136 --> 00:08:42,236 [LAUGHS] 385 00:08:42,241 --> 00:08:43,451 >> LOOK, POOKIE IS THE MOST 386 00:08:43,448 --> 00:08:45,478 CONSISTENT GUY IN MY LIFE, GIRL. 387 00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:46,722 He's always been there for me, 388 00:08:46,724 --> 00:08:47,904 and I like depending on him, and 389 00:08:47,896 --> 00:08:49,306 I don't want to mess that up. 390 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:50,590 AND BESIDES, I'VE BEEN DOING 391 00:08:50,586 --> 00:08:51,756 REAL GOOD WITH THIS WHOLE 392 00:08:51,758 --> 00:08:53,028 CELIBACY THING. 393 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:54,074 >> Tasha, it's been a month. 394 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:54,858 >> I KNOW. 395 00:08:54,862 --> 00:08:55,792 LIKE I SAID, I'VE BEEN DOING 396 00:08:55,793 --> 00:08:56,763 GOOD. 397 00:08:56,758 --> 00:08:57,788 >> YEAH, OKAY. 398 00:08:57,793 --> 00:08:58,723 WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING IT, 399 00:08:58,724 --> 00:08:59,834 THEN JUST TELL HIM. 400 00:08:59,827 --> 00:09:00,897 AND IF HE'S YOUR GOOD FRIEND, 401 00:09:00,896 --> 00:09:02,136 HE'LL GET IT. 402 00:09:02,137 --> 00:09:03,757 OR HE'LL KILL YOU. 403 00:09:03,758 --> 00:09:04,828 OR HE'LL KILL YOU. >> BYE. 404 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:06,517 >> BYE. 405 00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:07,857 >> BYE. [SIGHS] 406 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:10,902 [SIGHS] 407 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:11,926 [SIGHS] HEY. 408 00:09:11,931 --> 00:09:13,211 HEY. 409 00:09:13,206 --> 00:09:15,516 LOOK, POOK, I'M JUST GONNA COME 410 00:09:15,517 --> 00:09:17,687 OUT AND SAY IT, ALL RIGHT? 411 00:09:17,689 --> 00:09:19,929 I KNOW YOU'RE CHECKING FOR ME. 412 00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:20,521 COME ON. 413 00:09:20,517 --> 00:09:21,717 LOOK, YOU CANNOT DENY IT, 414 00:09:21,724 --> 00:09:22,794 POOKIE, 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT 415 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:23,933 GEEK CONVENTION AIN'T GONNA BE 416 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,311 FOR ANOTHER MONTH. 417 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:26,860 FOR ANOTHER MONTH. >> LISTEN... 418 00:09:26,862 --> 00:09:28,452 >> LISTEN... 419 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:30,338 YOU'RE RIGHT. 420 00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:31,834 I AMCHECKING FOR YOU. 421 00:09:31,827 --> 00:09:34,097 >> DAMN IT! I KNEW IT! 422 00:09:34,103 --> 00:09:35,593 BUT WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER. 423 00:09:35,586 --> 00:09:36,516 WE CAN'T. 424 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:38,447 I MEAN, RIGHT NOW I'M WORKING ON 425 00:09:38,448 --> 00:09:40,028 MYSELF AND I'M TRYING TO MAKE 426 00:09:40,034 --> 00:09:41,284 BETTER CHOICES FOR ME. 427 00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:42,405 I MEAN, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'VE 428 00:09:42,413 --> 00:09:43,723 I MEAN, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'VE BEEN CELIBATE FOR THE LAST... 429 00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:46,384 BEEN CELIBATE FOR THE LAST... 430 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:48,409 IT'S BEEN SOME TIME NOW. 431 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:49,383 AND I DON'T WANT TO 432 00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:50,789 MESS THAT UP. 433 00:09:50,793 --> 00:09:51,623 >> OKAY. 434 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:52,720 >> OKAY? 435 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:53,934 >> ALL RIGHT. 436 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:55,831 REALLY PROUD OF YOU, TASHA. 437 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:56,897 YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO TAKE THE 438 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:59,066 STEPS TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER. 439 00:09:59,068 --> 00:09:59,998 IT'S DEFINITELY HARD BEING 440 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,380 CELIBATE. 441 00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:02,409 YEAH. 442 00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:03,623 YOU KNOW, TRUST ME. I KNOW. 443 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:04,720 SPENT THE MOST OF MY LIFE BEING 444 00:10:04,724 --> 00:10:05,554 IN AND OUT OF PRISON WHERE I WAS 445 00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:07,551 MOSTLY CELIBATE. 446 00:10:07,551 --> 00:10:08,721 MOSTLY CELIBATE. >> MOSTLY? 447 00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:10,104 >> MOSTLY? 448 00:10:10,103 --> 00:10:11,663 >> THE FEMALE GUARDS. 449 00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:13,235 >> OH. OKAY. 450 00:10:13,241 --> 00:10:14,101 >> YEAH. 451 00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:15,103 >> COOL. 452 00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:16,213 ALL RIGHT. 453 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:17,446 THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING, POOK. 454 00:10:17,448 --> 00:10:18,968 ALL RIGHT, POOK DOG! 455 00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:21,305 [LAUGHS] 456 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:23,000 [SIGHS] 457 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,240 [SIGHS] >> [SIGHS] 458 00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:32,311 >> [SIGHS] 459 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:33,520 >> HEY, HEY, HEY, PRETTY -- 460 00:10:33,517 --> 00:10:35,207 >> HEY. 461 00:10:35,206 --> 00:10:36,716 >> OKAY. 462 00:10:36,724 --> 00:10:37,974 ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S UP? 463 00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:38,965 >> UNH-UNH. 464 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:39,715 DON'T MESS UP MY LIP GLOSS. 465 00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:41,344 ON THE CHEEK. 466 00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:42,004 THANK YOU. 467 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,100 >> WHATEVER. 468 00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:44,343 OOH. 469 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,314 >> I GOT YOU. 470 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:46,210 >> WHAT? 471 00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:47,166 >> YES. 472 00:10:47,172 --> 00:10:48,552 >> YES. >> WHAT IS... 473 00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:49,861 >> WHAT IS... 474 00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:52,142 NEW COAT RACK. HEY. 475 00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:53,547 TABLECLOTHS ON THE TV TRAYS. 476 00:10:53,551 --> 00:10:55,241 WHAT'S, UH, WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 477 00:10:55,241 --> 00:10:56,241 IS IT KWANZAA? 478 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,341 >> NOPE. 479 00:10:57,344 --> 00:10:58,864 I INVITED OVER YOUR FRIENDS. 480 00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,002 SURPRISE. 481 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,140 I RAN INTO YOUR FRIEND MALIK 482 00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:03,137 AT THE HOTEL. 483 00:11:03,137 --> 00:11:04,657 >> OKAY, AGAIN, NOT MY FRIEND. 484 00:11:04,655 --> 00:11:05,855 >> WELL, ANYWAY, BABY, HE HELPED 485 00:11:05,862 --> 00:11:07,002 ME BRING EVERYBODY TOGETHER. 486 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,030 >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL 487 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:08,864 EVERYBODY IT'S NOT HAPPENING. 488 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:09,762 >> [KNOCK ON DOOR] 489 00:11:09,758 --> 00:11:10,688 >> THAT'S MY FIRST GUEST. 490 00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:11,899 COME ON, LET'S GO. 491 00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:13,476 >> [SIGHS] 492 00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:14,482 >> I'M SORRY, MAN. 493 00:11:14,482 --> 00:11:15,382 >> HEY! 494 00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:17,899 MELANIE, DERWIN, COME ON IN. 495 00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:19,206 >> THANKS FOR INVITING US. 496 00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:21,236 SO, UH, CHARDONNAY, WE BROUGHT 497 00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:22,311 YOU SOME CHARDONNAY. 498 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:23,550 >> [LAUGHTER] 499 00:11:23,551 --> 00:11:24,971 >> 'CAUSE OF HER NAME. 500 00:11:24,965 --> 00:11:25,585 >> IT'S REALLY NICE TO 501 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:26,826 FINALLY MEET JASON'S WIFE. 502 00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:27,717 >> AW. 503 00:11:27,724 --> 00:11:28,794 >> I MEAN, HIS NEW WIFE. 504 00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:29,833 YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS, BUT I'M 505 00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:30,997 VERY CLOSE TO HIS FIRST WIFE. 506 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,070 NOT THAT THAT MEANS YOU AND I 507 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:32,858 CAN'T BE CLOSE. 508 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:34,312 ALTHOUGH MY LOYALTY WILL ALWAYS 509 00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:35,520 BE TO KELLY. 510 00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,587 >> OH. 511 00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:39,406 >> SORRY. 512 00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:40,283 >> YEAH. 513 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:41,135 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 514 00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:42,587 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. MIRANDA'S NOT NICE. 515 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:45,476 MIRANDA'S NOT NICE. 516 00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:46,592 >> [KNOCK ON DOOR] 517 00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:47,546 >> OH. 518 00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:48,661 >> LET ME GET THIS DOOR. 519 00:11:48,655 --> 00:11:49,965 >> MORE PEOPLE. 520 00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:51,135 >> HI! 521 00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:52,927 >> HEY! 522 00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:53,931 CHARDONNAY, WE BROUGHT SOME 523 00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:54,931 CHARDONNAY, GIRL. 524 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,481 >> [LAUGHTER] 525 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,722 >> WELL, IF IT ISN'T MALIK-LIK 526 00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:58,794 AND HIS MOMMY. 527 00:11:58,793 --> 00:11:59,523 >> OH, WHATEVER. 528 00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:00,927 POWDER. BZZZT! 529 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:01,971 >> [LAUGHTER] 530 00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:03,995 >> KITCHEN'S TO THE LEFT. 531 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,240 >> MALIK. 532 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,861 BUDDY, DUDE, THANK YOU SO MUCH 533 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:08,282 FOR HELPING SET UP THIS LITTLE 534 00:12:08,275 --> 00:12:09,925 AMBUSH -- I MEAN, PARTY. 535 00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:11,031 >> OH, COME ON, JASON. 536 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,034 ANYTHING FOR A FRIEND. 537 00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:13,554 I MEAN, HEY, I'M NO AL COWLINGS, 538 00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:14,721 BUT I DO MY BEST. 539 00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:15,834 >> [LAUGHTER] 540 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,377 >> OH! 541 00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:18,899 CHARDONNAY, I'M GONNA SHOW MALIK 542 00:12:18,896 --> 00:12:20,616 YOUR -- YOUR-- THIS AREA. 543 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,550 >> OKAY. 544 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:23,621 >> SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 545 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:24,550 SOME STUPID COMMENT 546 00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:25,591 I MADE ON MY SHOW? 547 00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:27,066 >> OH, NO, JASON. NOT COMMENT. 548 00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:28,138 COMMENTS. 549 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:29,897 ALL THE ALCOHOLIC, DRUG-ABUSING, 550 00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:32,096 WOMANIZING COMMENTS. 551 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,003 >> SO, WHAT? 552 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 YOU DON'T LIKE ANYTHING 553 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,340 ABOUT MY SHOW? 554 00:12:35,344 --> 00:12:37,214 >> HMM, WELL, YOUR NEW KISSING 555 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:38,546 BUDDY, SUMMER. 556 00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:40,241 >> WHAT? 557 00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:41,621 >> WHAT? >> DOES THAT COUNT? 558 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:44,100 >> DOES THAT COUNT? 559 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:45,103 >> DOES THAT COUNT? YEAH. 560 00:12:45,103 --> 00:12:48,623 YEAH. 561 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,280 >> JASON. 562 00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:52,825 >> HEY, HEY, HEY, TASH. 563 00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:54,277 TASH-TASH. 564 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:55,615 WHAT'S THE LATEST IN THE GHETTO? 565 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:56,900 >> OOH, WON'T YOU TAKE A LOOK 566 00:12:56,896 --> 00:12:58,446 >> OOH, WON'T YOU TAKE A LOOK OUT THAT WINDOW AND TELL ME? 567 00:12:58,448 --> 00:12:59,968 OUT THAT WINDOW AND TELL ME? 568 00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:01,275 UH... 569 00:13:01,275 --> 00:13:02,715 >> JASON. 570 00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:04,694 >> SUMMER, I AM SO GLAD YOU 571 00:13:04,689 --> 00:13:05,969 COULD MAKE IT, AND I JUST WANT 572 00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:07,615 TO SAY I'M A HUGE FAN OF WHAT 573 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,140 YOU AND JASON DO ON THAT SHOW. 574 00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:10,827 >> THANK YOU. THAT'S SO NICE. 575 00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:12,787 >> NOW, WHERE IS YOUR MAN, GIRL? 576 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,833 >> OH, HE'S NOT REALLY MY MAN. 577 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,207 >> HMM. 578 00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:17,206 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SORRY. 579 00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:18,136 I DIDN'T GET YOUR NAME. 580 00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:18,997 >> OH, I'M CHARDONNAY, 581 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:19,790 JASON'S -- 582 00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:22,173 >> WHOOPS! BIG MESS! 583 00:13:22,172 --> 00:13:23,452 >> YEAH. 584 00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,378 I BETTER GO CLEAN THAT UP. 585 00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:26,519 I BETTER GO CLEAN THAT UP. >> I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 586 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:29,757 >> I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 587 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:30,658 >> WHOA, MAN. 588 00:13:30,655 --> 00:13:31,615 I THOUGHT I LOCKED IT. 589 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:32,620 I THOUGHT I LOCKED IT. >> IT'S ALL GOOD. I GOT IT. 590 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:36,760 >> IT'S ALL GOOD. I GOT IT. 591 00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:37,998 >> OOH, GIRL, THAT DAMN POOKIE 592 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,790 IS A FOOL. 593 00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:41,723 >> YOU MEAN JASON. 594 00:13:41,724 --> 00:13:42,934 >> THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 595 00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:44,101 THAT DAMN JASON IS A FOOL. 596 00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:45,173 >> NO. 597 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,792 YOU SAID THAT POOKIE IS A FOOL. 598 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,003 >> GIRL, SHUT UP. 599 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,240 >> CLEARLY POOKIE IS ON YOUR 600 00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:50,521 MIND. 601 00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:51,897 >> NO, HE AIN'T, OKAY? 602 00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:52,996 THE ONLY THING THAT'S ON MY MIND 603 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,140 IS MORE DRINK AND BETTER 604 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,997 CONVERSATION. 605 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,310 CONVERSATION. >> [LAUGHS] 606 00:13:57,310 --> 00:14:01,070 >> [LAUGHS] 607 00:14:01,068 --> 00:14:02,098 >> GET OUT OF HERE! 608 00:14:02,103 --> 00:14:03,003 >> IT'S JUST PEE. 609 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000 IT'S NOTHING I HAVEN'T 610 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,340 SEEN BEFORE. 611 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,244 >> JASON. 612 00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:07,721 >> JASON. >> MIRANDA, WHAT'S UP? 613 00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,174 >> MIRANDA, WHAT'S UP? 614 00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:10,242 >> DID YOU SEE THAT? 615 00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:12,831 IT'S LIKE HE'S AVOIDING ME. 616 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:13,787 >> HMM. NO. 617 00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:14,973 NO, WHAT WOULD HE DO THAT? 618 00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,545 OH, YEAH. RIGHT. 619 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,831 MAYBE BECAUSE HE'S MARRIED. 620 00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:18,997 MAYBE BECAUSE HE'S MARRIED. >> HA. 621 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,070 >> HA. 622 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,658 >> [CHUCKLES] 623 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,335 >> [BOTH LAUGH] 624 00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:25,554 >> SO I TOLD HER "YOU JUST 625 00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:27,861 CALLED JASON 'POOKIE,'" RIGHT? 626 00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:29,382 AND THEN I SAID -- 627 00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:30,309 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 628 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,450 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T DO THIS. 629 00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:33,658 I CAN'T DO THIS. 630 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,995 HEY, I-I THINK WE'RE RUNNING LOW 631 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,380 ON SALSA. 632 00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:38,069 >> BABY, I NEVER HAD NO SALSA. 633 00:14:38,068 --> 00:14:39,168 >> I BETTER RUN AND GO GET SOME. 634 00:14:39,172 --> 00:14:40,072 >> I BETTER RUN AND GO GET SOME. QUICK LIKE A BUNNY. 635 00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:41,408 QUICK LIKE A BUNNY. 636 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,243 ACHOO! 637 00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:43,551 >> AH, GESUNDHEIT. 638 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,381 >> S-SUMMER. HEY. 639 00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:47,549 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE. 640 00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:48,621 >> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE 641 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:49,790 MARRIED. 642 00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:50,903 >> YOU DIDN'T? 643 00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:51,686 >> YOU DIDN'T? I THOUGHT YOU DID. 644 00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:54,689 I THOUGHT YOU DID. 645 00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:55,589 IT'S COMPLICATED. 646 00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:56,856 >> OH. 647 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,552 OH, THAT IS WHAT ALL MARRIED MEN 648 00:14:58,551 --> 00:14:59,791 SAY WHEN THEY WANT TO HAVE THEIR 649 00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:00,863 CAKE AND EAT IT, TOO. 650 00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,722 SO, THE QUESTION IS, AM I THE 651 00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:04,724 CAKE OR AM I THE "EAT IT, TOO"? 652 00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:06,104 >> WHAT? NO -- NO CAKE. 653 00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:07,313 NO EATING. 654 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,000 NO, IT'S -- IT'S... 655 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,070 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M SORRY, 656 00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:12,138 BECAUSE I AM MARRIED. 657 00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:14,027 I MEAN, I'M NOT, BUT I AM. 658 00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:14,974 IT'S COMPLICATED. 659 00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:16,095 JUST PLEASE DON'T TELL MY WIFE. 660 00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:17,143 I MEAN, SHE'S NOT MY WIFE, BUT 661 00:15:17,137 --> 00:15:18,687 SHE IS, SO JUST DON'T TELL HER 662 00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:19,789 THAT WE EVER HAD THIS 663 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:20,973 CONVERSATION. 664 00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,855 HMM? THUMBS? 665 00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:24,002 HMM? THUMBS? I'LL BRING YOU BACK SOME SALSA. 666 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,550 I'LL BRING YOU BACK SOME SALSA. 667 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,521 I'LL BRING YOU BACK SOME SALSA. >> SALSA? 668 00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:30,717 >> SALSA? 669 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,074 >> MALIK, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR 670 00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:32,998 EVERYTHING. 671 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,210 >> OH, IT'S NO SWEAT, CHAR. 672 00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:35,166 YO, WHERE'S JASON? 673 00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:36,172 YO, WHERE'S JASON? >> [CLEARS THROAT] 674 00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:37,972 >> [CLEARS THROAT] 675 00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:39,655 >> [CLEARS THROAT] >> [CHUCKLES] 676 00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,305 >> [CHUCKLES] 677 00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,280 >> GOOD NIGHT, SATAN. 678 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,335 >> OH, AND WHAT A GOOD NIGHT IT 679 00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:44,524 >> OH, AND WHAT A GOOD NIGHT IT WAS, JASON. 680 00:15:44,517 --> 00:15:49,377 WAS, JASON. 681 00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:50,549 >> [SIGHS] 682 00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,031 OKAY. 683 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,384 OKAY. 684 00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:55,239 YOU DO KNOW THAT INVITING THEM 685 00:15:55,241 --> 00:15:56,381 OVER HERE TONIGHT 686 00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:57,309 WAS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE? 687 00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:58,340 >> WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST 688 00:15:58,344 --> 00:15:59,344 THE NATURAL PROGRESSION OF OUR 689 00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:00,524 RELATIONSHIP. 690 00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:01,547 >> SO YOU GO BEHIND MY BACK? 691 00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:02,381 >> BABY, I KNEW TONIGHT WAS A 692 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,339 HUGE RISK. 693 00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:04,554 EITHER OUR COMING OUT PARTY OR 694 00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:05,691 OUR GOODBYE PARTY. 695 00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:06,929 BUT YOU WAS DRAGGING YOUR FEET. 696 00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,241 >> CHAR, I DECIDE WHEN I WANT 697 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:09,481 TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 698 00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:10,552 >> IT WASN'T LIKE IT WAS 699 00:16:10,551 --> 00:16:11,691 BRITTANY OR YOUR PARENTS. 700 00:16:11,689 --> 00:16:12,519 THESE WERE YOUR FRIENDS! 701 00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:13,447 >> THEY'RE NOT -- 702 00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:14,338 >> YOU'VE MET MY FRIENDS! 703 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:15,314 >> YOU'VE MET MY FRIENDS! >> WHEN?! 704 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,900 >> WHEN?! 705 00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,406 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 706 00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:19,313 I REMEMBER, WE -- YEAH. 707 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,970 >> RIGHT. 708 00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:22,165 >> ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 709 00:16:22,172 --> 00:16:23,552 LOOK, MAYBE I BEEN DRAGGING MY 710 00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:24,831 FEET A LITTLE BIT. 711 00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:26,237 >> HMM. A LITTLE? 712 00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:27,691 >> A LOTTLE. 713 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:28,829 I'M TRYING, OKAY? 714 00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:29,857 I HAVEN'T DONE THIS IN AWHILE. 715 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:31,002 >> I KNOW, BUT LOOK, BABY. 716 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,930 I REALLY WANT THIS TO WORK. 717 00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,001 BUT WE BOTH GOT TO MEET 718 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,280 IN THE MIDDLE. 719 00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:36,205 >> OKAY, THAT'S FAIR. 720 00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:36,996 THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH. OKAY. 721 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH. OKAY. >> OKAY. 722 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000 >> OKAY. 723 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,170 >> OKAY. >> DAMN, YOUR LIP GLOSS. 724 00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:41,862 >> DAMN, YOUR LIP GLOSS. 725 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,412 >> ♪ I'M ONLY DOING 726 00:16:43,413 --> 00:16:45,243 >> ♪ I'M ONLY DOING ♪ THE BEST I CAN 727 00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:50,691 ♪ THE BEST I CAN 728 00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,789 ♪ THE BEST I CAN >> I DON'T LIKE YOU. 729 00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:57,883 >> I DON'T LIKE YOU. 730 00:16:57,879 --> 00:16:59,929 >> TASHA. 731 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,551 >> TASHA. I DON'T LIKE YOU, EITHER. 732 00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:06,791 I DON'T LIKE YOU, EITHER. 733 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:07,862 >> WELL, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE 734 00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,032 FOR MY BEHAVIOR. 735 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:09,904 THAT'S NOT ME. 736 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,026 THAT'S NOT DERWIN DAVIS. 737 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:12,724 UM, YOU GUYS, THE FANS, 738 00:17:12,723 --> 00:17:14,593 YOU GUYS KNOW WHO I AM. 739 00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:15,926 UM, I'M THE GUY WHO GOES TO 740 00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:18,001 CHURCH ON SUNDAY, THE GUY WHO 741 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,090 CALLS HIS GRANDMOTHER ONCE A 742 00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:21,896 WEEK, AND... 743 00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:23,516 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE GUY WHO 744 00:17:23,517 --> 00:17:24,587 OCCASIONALLY SHEDS A TEAR 745 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,276 AFTER "TOY STORY." 746 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,165 >> [GASPS] 747 00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:27,172 >> [GASPS] I LOVE THAT MOVIE. 748 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,032 I LOVE THAT MOVIE. 749 00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:30,744 >> I GUESS, UM, I GUESS, JAY AND 750 00:17:30,741 --> 00:17:31,831 SUMMER, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY 751 00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,307 IS THAT, UH, I'M ROOTING FOR 752 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:34,720 KWAN, AND I HOPE THAT HE MAKES A 753 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:36,174 QUICK RECOVERY, UH, BACK TO THE 754 00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:37,282 FIELD. 755 00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:38,405 >> WELL SAID, DING DONG. 756 00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:39,243 THAT SEEMED LIKE IT CAME 757 00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:39,971 STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART. 758 00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:40,995 APPARENTLY YOU HAVE ONE 759 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,520 AFTER ALL. 760 00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:43,477 CAN YOU STICK AROUND 761 00:17:43,482 --> 00:17:44,102 FOR A FEW CALLS? 762 00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:45,073 >> ABSOLUTELY. 763 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:46,138 YOU KNOW I LOVE THE FANS. 764 00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:47,167 >> OKAY, WHAT DO WE GOT? 765 00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,122 WE GOT JEFFREY FROM ATLANTA. 766 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,590 YOU'RE ON "THE PITTS STOP." 767 00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:50,546 >> HEY, JASON -- 768 00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:51,661 >> WITH SUMMER GRAYSON. 769 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:52,655 >> HEY, DERWIN, I CAN'T BELIEVE 770 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,585 YOU COMING ON HERE ACTING ALL 771 00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:54,586 INNOCENT. 772 00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:55,616 YOU KNOW YOU MISSED THAT BLOCK 773 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:56,780 ON PURPOSE WITH YOUR PUNKASS. 774 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:57,755 >> OKAY, DERWIN, JEFFREY IS 775 00:17:57,758 --> 00:17:58,788 SAYING THAT YOU MISSED THE BLOCK 776 00:17:58,793 --> 00:17:59,863 ON PURPOSE AND THAT YOU ARE A 777 00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:00,972 PUNKASS. 778 00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,205 GO. 779 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,716 >> WELL, I, YOU KNOW, I'D RATHER 780 00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:04,794 JUST TAKE THE HIGH ROAD AND JUST 781 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:05,903 NOT RESPOND TO THAT NEGATIVITY. 782 00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:06,856 >> GOOD FOR YOU. 783 00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:07,662 >> THANK YOU. 784 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:08,685 >> PUSS ASS. 785 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:09,409 WHAT? 786 00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:10,213 WE CAN'T SAY "PUSS"? 787 00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:11,206 WE CAN SAY "ASS" 788 00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:11,856 BUT WE CAN'T SAY "PUSS"? 789 00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:12,662 >> WHY DON'T YOU PICK YOUR 790 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,095 BATTLES? 791 00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,103 >> OKAY, BONNIE FROM LONG BEACH, 792 00:18:15,103 --> 00:18:16,123 YOU'RE ON THE LINE. 793 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,240 >> HEY, BONNIE. 794 00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:18,171 >> IF I SEE YOU IN THE STREET, 795 00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:19,002 I'M GONNA BREAK MY FOOT OFF 796 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,070 IN YOUR ASS, DERWIN DAVIS. 797 00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:21,308 >> OOH. 798 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,530 >> UH... 799 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:23,834 >> UH... 800 00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:25,277 IT'S A LITTLE HOT IN HERE. 801 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:26,375 >> A LITTLE BIT. 802 00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,519 >> UM, WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, 803 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:28,997 BONNIE, I DON'T FIGHT WOMEN. 804 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:29,790 >> PLEASE! 805 00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:30,863 YOUR SCRAWNY BUTTERFINGER ASS 806 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:31,902 COULDN'T LAND A PUNCH IF YOUR 807 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,236 LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! 808 00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:34,721 >> WELL, I THINK 809 00:18:34,724 --> 00:18:35,834 WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA MOVE ON TO 810 00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:36,997 THE NEXT CALLER. 811 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,100 >> HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 812 00:18:38,103 --> 00:18:39,833 DID YOU SAY "BUTTERFINGERS"? 813 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:40,827 PLEASE, SWEETHEART, I HAVEN'T 814 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:41,997 DROPPED A PASS ALL SEASON. 815 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,970 MATTER OF FACT, WHY DON'T YOU 816 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:43,965 BRING YOUR BIG MOUTH DOWN HERE 817 00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:44,825 TO THE STUDIO. 818 00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:45,927 JASON, WHAT'S THE ADDRESS HERE? 819 00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:47,141 >> I DON'T THINK IT'S IMPORTANT 820 00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:48,097 FOR YOU TO COME DOWN HERE. 821 00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:48,863 >> I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY OUT 822 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:49,762 OF THIS, SUMMER. 823 00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:50,968 >> NO, NO, COME DOWN HERE. 824 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,165 COME -- SHUT UP, JASON. 825 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,282 COME DOWN HERE 'CAUSE YOU SOUND 826 00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:54,305 HUNGRY. 827 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:55,340 I'LL TAKE THESE BUTTERFINGERS 828 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:56,344 AND I'M GONNA FEED THEM TO YOU 829 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,284 AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO 830 00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,135 CHALLENGE 831 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,257 DERWIN "DING DONG" DAVIS. 832 00:18:59,258 --> 00:19:00,758 I GOT BUTTERFINGERS FOR ALL YOUR 833 00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:03,068 ASSES AND MASERATIS AND -- 834 00:19:03,068 --> 00:19:04,068 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 835 00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,138 AND BABY MAMAS, TOO. 836 00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:06,167 AND BABY MAMAS, TOO. NOW WHAT? 837 00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:16,452 NOW WHAT? 838 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:22,448 NOW WHAT? >> ♪ 839 00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:28,718 >> ♪ 840 00:19:28,724 --> 00:19:30,554 >> ♪ ♪♪ 841 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:35,154 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51958

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