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>> MALIK, WE'RE SITTING HERE IN

A HOTEL ROOM -- WHICH REMINDS

ME, YOU'RE LIVING IN A HOTEL.

>> YEAH.

TEMPORARILY, STAR.

>> UH, WELL, I HEARD IT WAS

BECAUSE THE 52,000-SQUARE-FOOT

MANSION YOU BUILT DRAINED YOU

FINANCIALLY.

I ALSO HEARD IT HAD

20 BATHROOMS.

WHY DOES ONE MAN NEED

20 BATHROOMS?

YOU ONLY HAVE ONE PEE-PEE.

>> LOOK, STAR, I KNOW PEOPLE

WOULD LIKE FOR ME TO SAY THAT

BUILDING MY HOUSE WAS A MISTAKE,

BUT THAT HAS TAUGHT ME THAT I AM

MORE THAN BUGATTIS AND AUDEMARS.

IN TRUTH, THE LOSS HAS BEEN A

BLESSING.

>> YES, LORD.

>> BOO! HEY, BOO!

"TASHA, THIS IS THE LORD,

PLEASE DO NOT USE ME TO GET OVER

ON THE PUBLIC.

AND, P.S., THAT DRESS IS AWFUL!

>> YOU'VE BEEN ON THE BENCH FOR

SOME TIME WITH THE "SHOULDER

INJURY."

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> SO YOU'RE NOT CONCERNED WITH

THE NUMBER OF WINS KWAN KIRKLAND

HAS UNDER HIS BELT?

THE SABERS MAY NOT EVEN WANT YOU

BACK.

>> WELL, IN FOOTBALL THERE'S A

THING CALLED "THE COMEBACK,"

OKAY?

AND I WANT ALL 4 MILLION OF YOUR

VIEWERS TO KNOW THAT MALIK --

HE WILL BE BACK ON THE FIELD,

PLAYING FOR A CHAMPIONSHIP

THIS... WINTER.

>> HER GHETTO BUTT'S TRYING

NOT TO SAY FEBRUARY.

>> MM.

>> MAKE HER SAY IT -- FEBRUARY.

COME ON. MAKE HER SAY IT!

>> MM-HMM.

YO, YO, HAVE MALIK SPELL IT.

HE'LL BE LIKE, "F-E-B-- UH,

DUH.

I'M -- I'M FROM RICHMOND."

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> MALIK, IT REALLY WAS

A PLEASURE TO HAVE MET YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> GOOD LUCK.

>> UH, WELL, CAN'T GET THAT 15

MINUTES BACK.

[ SIGHS ]

[ CELLPHONE BUZZING ]

ARE YOU COMING TO BED?

>> YEAH, YEAH.

I'M JUST GONNA, UH, PICK UP SOME

OF THIS POPCORN.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU LIKE THIS PLACE

CLEAN BEFORE THE MAID GET HERE.

[ BUZZING CONTINUES ]

DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING CALLING ME,

MAN?

MELANIE'S GONNA FIND OUT I'M

TALKING TO YOU.

>> STOP CRYING, YOU BASTARD.

LOOK, THAT BEEF IS BETWEEN HER

AND HER MAMA.

IF WE WANT TO TALK, WE'LL TALK.

>> OH, OKAY.

SO TASHA KNOWS WHO YOU'RE

TALKING TO?

>> YEAH,

I TOLD HER I WAS TALKING TO ONE

OF MY UNGRATEFUL BROADS.

SO, HOW'D I DO, DAWG?

>> YO, YOU WAS DAPPER DAN, MY

DUDE.

THE BOW TIE WAS KILLING THEM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

IT WAS LIKE, "LOOK AT MY MAN.

HE'S DOING HIS --" YOU KNOW, I

GOT TO GO.

OKAY.

>> WHO'S THAT?

>> OH, YEAH, YEAH.

THAT WAS GRAMS.

>> THIS LATE?

>> YEAH.

YOU KNOW, SHE, UH -- SHE SAW THE

INTERVIEW, WAS WATCHING IT.

SHE WAS LIKE, "OOH, BOY, THAT

GIRL TASHA -- THAT DRESS WAS

AWFUL."

>> HA! DID SHE?

>> MM-HMM.

>> OH, MY GOD!

I SAID THE SAME THING!

DO YOU REMEMBER, I SAID THE SAME

THING?

>> YES, YOU DID.

>> GOD, I LOVE THAT OLD LADY --

>> GOD, I LOVE THAT OLD LADY -- YOUR GRANDMOTHER, NOT TASHA.

YOUR GRANDMOTHER, NOT TASHA.

>> NO, NO. ABSOLUTELY WRONG.

SEE, THAT'S WHY I'M ROCKING THE

EIGHT-PACK AND YOU FOUR-PACKING

IT, SON.

I MEAN, THAT FOUR-PACK MAY BE

COOL IN SOME THIRD-WORLD

COUNTRIES, BUT THIS HERE'S

AMERICA, SON.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> COME ON, Y'ALL.

LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

>> YO, DEE?

>> WHAT?

>> YOU SEE THAT BARREL DOWN BY

THE TUNNEL?

>> YEAH.

>> WATCH ME HIT IT FROM HERE.

>> YEAH, RIGHT, MAN. SERIOUS?

>> YEAH. AS A HEART ATTACK.

>> AND PROCEED.

>> YOU CAN'T HIT THAT.

YOU'RE SERIOUS?

>> OH!

>> HA, HA!

>> [ LAUGHING ]

>> YO, THAT'S A YouTube CLASSIC

RIGHT THERE!

>> YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> HA, HA!

THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SAID ABOUT

THAT.

>> IT'S POETRY IN MOTION.

>> I'M SPEECHLESS, MAN.

I GOT NOTHING I CAN SAY.

NOTHING I CAN SAY.

>> YO, TEE TEE, RUN IT BACK

AGAIN, RUN IT BACK AGAIN.

>> ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

YO, CHECK IT OUT.

IT'S UP TO 3,400 HITS ALREADY.

AND LOOK AT THESE COMMENTS.

"TALENT IS TALENT.

MALIK'S STILL GOT IT."

YOU GOT THE PEOPLE ON YOUR SIDE,

MAN.

>> EXACTLY.

>> "HEY, HEY, OF COURSE HE CAN

THROW.

HE LEARNED THAT FROM CHUCKING

SPEARS IN THE...JUNGLE"?

>> EH, THERE'S ALWAYS ONE OF

THEM GUYS.

LOOK AT THIS ONE.

CHECK IT OUT.

"FINALLY, PROOF THAT MALIK'S NOT

JUST RIDING THE BENCH BECAUSE OF

A SHOULDER INJURY,

IT'S BECAUSE HE HAD A DRUG

ISSUE."

>> EXACTLY.

>> "IT'S LIKE MIKE VICK ALL OVER

AGAIN.

HE MADE ONE MISTAKE, AND HE'S

BEING PUNISHED FOREVER."

>> EXACTLY!

>> IT'S ALL GOOD.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

THIS IS THE ONE.

"MALIK, QUARTERBACK KING NOW AND

FOREVER."

YO, MAN, THE FANS ARE SPEAKING.

YOUR PEOPLE ARE SPEAKING.

I MEAN, DON'T THAT GET YOU

HYPED?

>> YES, DAWG, BUT IT DON'T

MATTER, ALL RIGHT?

I SMASHED THE TEAM OWNER'S WIFE.

I AIN'T NEVER GETTING BACK OUT

THERE.

>> MALIK, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT, HUH?

WE JUST LOST A GAME BECAUSE OF

KWAN KIRKLAND -- A GAME THAT WE

COULD HAVE WON.

>> I'M TELLING YOU, MAN, DUDE IS

NOT A QUARTERBACK!

HE LOOKS LIKE AN R&B SINGER!

>> YEAH, YEAH.

HE'S TREY WRONGZ.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> HEY, HEY, YO, HIS SONG WOULD

BE -- YO, CHECK IT, CHECK IT.

IF HE WAS SINGING A SONG, IT

WOULD BE LIKE -- UH, HE'D BE

LIKE...

♪ I JOINED THE SABERS TEAM

♪ SELLING THE FANS A DREAM

>> MM!

>> ♪ NOW THEY ALL CAN SEE WHAT

MALIK KNEW ABOUT ME ♪

♪ I CHOKE, I CHOKE

♪ GIRL, I CHOKE ON THESE

>> ♪ I CHOKE, I CHOKE

♪ GIRL, I CHOKE ON THESE

♪ I CHOKE, I CHOKE

♪ GIRL, I CHOKE ON THESE

>> WAIT. HOLD ON A SECOND.

HI.

MEL, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WAS

HANGING OUT, UH, LATE TONIGHT.

>> WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE

IN HERE SINGING A DUET WITH

MALIK.

>> YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT, THOUGH.

Y'ALL PROBABLY SHOULD GO

'CAUSE SHE'S -- SHE'S -- MOMMY'S

GONNA START TRIPPING.

>> DERWIN!

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, MELANIE?

>> WHATEVER YOU AND MY MOM ARE

GOING THROUGH, YOU NEED TO FIX

IT.

>> TELL HER I SAID, "POW, POW,

POW!"

>> ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.

Y'ALL JUST MAKE UP ALREADY,

PLEASE.

>> DERWIN.

>> WHAT?!

>> HOW COULD YOU?

WE'RE THE HATFIELDS, AND THEY'RE

LIKE THE McCOYS.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE EACH

OTHER!

>> NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, BOO.

BUT THAT CAMARADERIE THAT YOU

JUST SAW RIGHT THERE WAS ABOUT

BUSINESS.

>> YOU WERE HUMPING THE CHAIR.

>> THAT I WAS.

BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING?

I NEED THAT MAN.

AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU, THAT

KWAN KIRKLAND KID IS OUT OF

CONTROL!

I THINK WE MESSED UP, MEL.

>> UH, "WE"?

>> MEL, COULD YOU JUST MAKE UP

WITH YOUR GIRL ALREADY?

>> NO!

IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU HAVING ME DO

ALL OF YOUR DIRTY WORK, TASHA

AND I ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS

ANYMORE!

>> REALLY?

REALLY?

WELL, IF I CAN REMEMBER

CORRECTLY, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU

TO TELL TASHA THAT SHE CAN'T REP

MALIK AND ME.

ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU SURE I SAID,

"TAKE IT PERSONAL AND HAVE HER

FIRED"?

UH, NO.

>> LOOK, YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR

SARCASM UP YOUR ASS.

>> JUST UGLY.

YOU KNOW, BOO, I LOVE YOU, BUT

YOU WOMEN TODAY PRIDE YOURSELF

ON THIS NEW NO-NONSENSE,

MULTITASKING BUSINESSWOMAN,

BUT STILL HAVE YET TO MASTER

INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS.

LIKE, YOU ALL FAIL AS A GENDER

BECAUSE OF THAT, LIKE -- THAT

INNATE TRAIT CALLED THE

CATTINESS.

>> OH, GOD.

IS THIS GOING ANYWHERE?

>> YES, MS. DAVIS, IT IS.

YOU GUYS WRITE EACH OTHER OFF

BECAUSE, UH, "NO, NO, NO, NO!

I HEARD WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT ME.

MM-HMM. SHE THINKS SHE'S CUTE.

OH, NO, SHE'S NOT WEARING MY

COLOR!

>> LOOK, TRUTH MOMENT?

I THINK YOU'RE USING MALIK.

>> TRUTH MOMENT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

BUT THIS IS HOW HE AND I FIND

OUR WAY BACK TO REAL FRIENDSHIP.

AND WITH THAT BEING SAID, I WILL

MEET YOU IN THE BEDROOM, WHERE

WE CAN FINISH WATCHING

"FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS."

I WILL BE NAKED.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

I HATE YOU.

>> BUT YOU LOVE MY TRUTH...

>> BUT YOU LOVE MY TRUTH... AND ME BEING NAKED, NAKED!

AND ME BEING NAKED, NAKED!

[ KNOCK AT DOOR ]

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

>> MAMA, THE LOVE IS BACK!

MWAH!

>> DO TELL.

>> OKAY, SO, TEE TEE SHOT THIS

VIDEO OF ME --

>> I KNOW. I'VE SEEN IT.

AND WAS THAT DERWIN THERE

I HEAR IN THE BACKGROUND?

HOW COULD YOU, MALIK?

WE ARE THE HATFIELDS,

AND THEY ARE THE McCOYS!

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE EACH

OTHER!

>> MOM, LOOK, DON'T HEAD ON WITH

ALL THAT MESS, ALL RIGHT?

LOOK, THE HITS HAVE GONE FROM

4,000 TO 9,000 IN ONE HOUR.

>> HERE I AM, BUSTING MY ASS,

TRYING TO RESHAPE YOUR CAREER,

CRAFTING A STORY, YOU AGAINST

THE WORLD, "SCARFACE" STYLE.

>> UH, YOU -- YOU KNOW HE DIED

AT THE END OF THAT, RIGHT?

>> I KNOW THE PLUCKY SIDEKICK

DIES FIRST.

NOW, LOOK, YOU BEING HUGGED UP

WITH DERWIN -- THAT IS NOT

HELPING ME.

>> MA, LOOK, DID YOU EVEN SEE

WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT ME?

LOOK. READ IT.

>> UH-OH.

>> MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

>> WHAT?!

THEY'RE LOVING YOUR ASS!

>> [ LAUGHING ]

>> DING, DING, DING, DING, DING,

DING, DING!

I TOLD YOU!

SEE?!

YOU'RE SO CONCERNED WITH THAT

MELANIE MESS, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE

IT, MA!

>> THE HELL I CAN'T!

LOOK, I KNOW KRISTIN'S ASS --

SHE BETTER PICK UP FOR THIS!

KRISTIN, HEY.

YEAH.

YOU SEEN THIS VIDEO WITH MALIK?

UH-HUH.

WELL, LOOK, I NEED IT TO GO MEGA

VIRAL.

YEAH. UH-HUH.

SEE, IN THE CAMPA-- MOVE, BOY!

THE CAMPAIGN -- THE CAMPAIGN

IS -- IS WMD.

YEAH.

WELL, LOOK, AIN'T IT OBVIOUS?

IT MEANS "WHAT MALIK DOING."

UH-HUH! I KNOW!

IT'S CATCHY AND GHETTO.

YES! OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE JUST GONNA START THERE.

ALL RIGHT.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ SCREAMS ]

>> EXTREME CLOSEUP.

>> UH-OH, UH-OH.

WHO THERE BALLIN', BALLIN'?

>> YEAH!

YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY.

WHAT'S MY NAME, WHAT'S MY NAME

>> HE'S BACK!

>> ♪ BURNIN', BURNIN'

♪ 'CAUSE YOU ACTIN' DIRTY

>> HEY.

>> HEY.

MARGARITA ON THE ROCKS.

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

LOOK, FIRST, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE

FOR BEING STANDOFFISH LATELY.

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF STUFF GOING

ON WITH DERWIN AND, UH, LEGACY

AND ALL OF THAT KIND OF --

>> Shh!

I'M FINALLY HERE NOW, SO, UH,

I'M FINALLY HERE NOW, SO, UH, LET'S JUST STAY IN THE MOMENT.

LET'S JUST STAY IN THE MOMENT.

>> I NEED YOU.

>> MEL, I NEED YOU, TOO.

>> WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO?

>> PICK SOMETHING OFF YOUR

BLOUSE.

HEY, MEL, COME ON.

I'M NOT THAT DUDE.

I MEAN, I WAS GONNA BUY YOU

DINNER FIRST.

>> OH... NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

NONE OF THAT IS HAPPENING.

>> BUT ISN'T THAT WHY WE'RE

HERE?

I MEAN, WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO

MEET YOU IN A LOW-LIT, SEXY BAR?

>> I WANT YOU TO HELP ME SMOOTH

THINGS OVER BETWEEN TASHA AND

ME.

>> SO YOU JUST LIKE MAKING

A FOOL OUT OF ME, HUH?

I MEAN, YOU COME DOWN HERE.

YOU GOT YOUR ANKLES OUT.

YOU GOT YOUR NAKED EARS ALL

SHOWING.

I MEAN, PUT SOME EARRINGS ON,

FOR GOD'S SAKE WITH YOUR

TEASING ASS.

>> TEE TEE, WILL YOU PULL

YOURSELF TOGETHER?

LOOK, THIS IS IMPORTANT, OKAY?

I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO MAKE

THINGS RIGHT WITH TASHA.

>> FINE, FINE. I'LL HELP YOU.

WHERE'S THAT MARGARITA?

>> ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION TO

THE VETERANS...

>> DERWIN, DERWIN --

>> HMM?

>> YOU'RE CUTTING YOUR STEP TOO

SOON ON YOUR POST PATTERN, OKAY?

WATCH THAT.

>> FIRST OF ALL, DON'T COACH

ME, KWAN, ALL RIGHT?

I'M CUTTING BECAUSE YOU'RE

RELEASING TOO SOON.

>> WELL, TAKE A LOOK AT THE

PRACTICE TAPES SO YOU CAN BE

SURE, THEN WORK THAT STEP OUT,

ALL RIGHT?

THANKS.

>> GREAT PRACTICE, PAL.

>> WHAT'S UP, IRV?

>> HOW YOU DOING, BUD?

>> I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> OH, I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A

LITTLE, UH, PRESS PREP, 'CAUSE

THESE GUYS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE

TODAY.

BEEN FIELDING CALLS ALL MORNING

ABOUT THAT LITTLE, UH, HOME

VIDEO YOU WITH DID MALIK.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

IT'S GETTING A LOT OF LEGS.

GOT TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T GET

ARMS AND A CHEST.

>> WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

I'M COOL WITH THAT VIDEO.

>> WE DON'T WANT TO RISK

YOUR IMAGE, OKAY?

SO THE WORD OF THE DAY IS

"NO COMMENT."

YOU GOT IT?

>> YEAH, I GOT IT.

>> GREAT. LET'S DO THIS.

>> HITTING THE CAN OFF HER ASS

JUST MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE

WEAK.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

HEY, DERWIN, DERWIN --

>> NO COMMENT, EVAN.

>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, EVAN?

I WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW

SOMETHING.

THIS KID RIGHT HERE IS STILL AN

MVP QUARTERBACK, AND DON'T YOU

GUYS DOUBT IT FOR A SECOND.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> DERWIN DAVIS MAKES HIS WORDS

COUNT.

>> UGH, HERE COME MELANIE.

AND ONLY ONE FREE SEAT, TOO.

DAMN IT TO HELL!

>> HEY, TEE TEE.

>> HEY.

>> HEY, TASHA.

>> THE HATFIELDS DO NOT

ASSOCIATE WITH THE McCOYS.

>> WAIT. YOU'RE THE HATFIELDS?

>> WELL, WE DAMN SURE AIN'T THE

McCOYS!

>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES, LADIES.

>> SIT DOWN. COME ON.

>> ALL RIGHT, NOW, LOOK.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS,

BUT LESS THAN A YEAR AGO, I,

TOO, WAS BETRAYED BY A VERY DEAR

FRIEND.

I WON'T MENTION HIS NAME, BUT I

WILL SAY THAT HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN

BROUGHT UP WRONG.

>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING

TO SAY, TEE TEE?

>> I THINK WHAT HE'S TRYING TO

SAY IS IT'S TIME FOR US TO LET

BYGONES BE BYGONES.

>> WELL, HEIFER, BYE-BYE,

BEGONE.

>> OKAY, TASHA, LOOK...

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> ...I GUESS I DESERVE THAT.

BUT THE TRUTH IS, WE FOUND EACH

OTHER IN THIS WORLD.

YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR ME,

AND I'VE BEEN THERE FOR YOU.

AND IT WOULD BE SO STUPID OF US

TO THROW ALL OF THAT AWAY OVER

ONE INCIDENT!

TASHA, WE WERE A TEAM!

>> WE WERE NEVER A TEAM, OKAY?

BECAUSE IN THIS GAME, EVERYBODY

PLAYS FOR THEMSELVES, AND THEY

GO FOR THEIRS, OKAY?

NOW, I MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED UP AND

FORGOT, BUT BELIEVE YOU ME, I AM

VERY MUCH AWARE AGAIN.

>> TASHA, IT DOES NOT HAVE TO

BE THIS WAY.

I AM TRYING!

>> THERE WAS A SLIVER OF A

MOMENT THAT SHE COULD HAVE

CORRECTED ALL OF THIS MESS AND I

WOULD HAVE BEEN OPEN TO

FORGIVENESS, BUT AT EVERY TURN,

SHE HAD TO JUST GO AND SHOW HER

ASS.

SO IN LIGHT OF THAT, I'M ROLLING

WITH FAMILY TILL THE DAY I DIE.

>> TASHA, WE ARE FAMILY.

>> I KNOW YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO

SAY WE FAMILY.

YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO SAY WE

FAMILY UP IN HERE!

SHE'S ABOUT TO SAY WE FAMILY

UP IN HERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU AIN'T GOT NO FAMILY.

YOU CAN'T HAVE NO FAMILY.

YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT NO FAMILY

FEUD!

SURVEY SAY I'M ABOUT TO GET THE

SURVEY SAY I'M ABOUT TO GET THE HELL UP OUT OF HERE.

HELL UP OUT OF HERE.

>> WAIT, TEE TEE!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW.

>> [ SIGHS ]

ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T ROLL WITH

YOU.

I MEAN, DID YOU HEAR THE WAY SHE

SAID, "I'M ROLLING WITH FAMILY

TILL THE DAY I DIE?"

SHE'S TELLING ME TO CHOOSE.

SHE'S TELLING ME TO CHOOSE. [ CROWD CHEERS ]

[ CROWD CHEERS ]

[ CROWD CHEERS ] [ CROWD CHEERS ]

[ CROWD CHEERS ]

>> YOU KNOW HOW I DO?

NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU

KNOW WHAT?!

NO! WHERE YOU GOING, BIG BOY?

THE LOCKER ROOM'S THAT WAY,

DAWG.

>> NO, MALIK.

WE LOST BECAUSE THIS KID -- ALL

HE DOES IS RUN UP THE FIELD.

THROW ME THE BALL!

NOT EVERYBODY DESERVES A FILM.

DERWIN!

>> WHAT!?

>> INSIDE VOICE!

EVERY DECIBEL RISKS AN

ENDORSEMENT.

THERE GOES NIKE.

BYE-BYE, SCHICK.

ADIOS, AMARETTOS DE CHOCOLATE.

>> WHAT?!

>> IT'S THE NúMERO-UNO COOKIE DE

MéXICO!

>> OKAY, FINE, FINE.

ANOTHER TIME, ANOTHER PLACE.

>> HEY!

>> GOOD.

>> MALIK, DERWIN!

>> YO, MOM!

>> THUMBELINA!

YOU ALL HEAR ALL THAT?

>> HEAR WHAT, MA?

IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE RIOTING.

>> LISTEN! NO, LISTEN, Y'ALL!

[ CROWD STOMPING, CHANTING ]

LISTEN HARD.

>> HEY, DERWIN, MALIK, MR. KEITH

WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU GUYS AFTER

YOU SHOWER UP.

>> THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE CALL.

>> YO!

>> YOU'RE BACK!

[ KNOCK AT DOOR ]

>> COME IN.

>> ROG!

>> HEY, HEY!

>> THERE HE IS.

>> AH, WMD.

HE'S IN MY OFFICE, HEY.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> YEAH, GREAT, COME ON IN.

YEAH, AND HE BROUGHT HIS REPS!

>> ABSOLUTELY, BUDDY.

>> GREAT.

>> MR. KEITH, I JUST WANT TO --

>> UH, MALIK, COME ON.

YOU SMASHED MY WIFE.

IT'S ROGER.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

AND AGAIN, I'M -- I'M SORRY.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

AT THE END OF THE DAY, PARKER

GOT NOTHING, AND I AM THOROUGHLY

ENJOYING MYSELF.

HA! SO THANK YOU.

JOLYN -- JOLYN, YOU, UH -- YOU

STAY AWAY FROM THIS ONE.

>> OH, YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY

ABOUT THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NO NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM

THIS ONE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU STILL GOT IT, KID.

I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DOWN.

THAT'S NOT MY JOB.

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

>> I GUESS WE CAN SEE ALL'S WELL

ENDS WELL, RIGHT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> WELL, EXCEPT THE LAST TWO

GAMES DIDN'T END WELL, AND THE

BOARD ISN'T HAPPY.

>> UH, ROGER -- I'M SORRY.

I CAN CALL YOU "ROGER," RIGHT?

>> YOU DIDN'T SMASH MY WIFE, DID

YOU?

>> NO!

OH, UH, MR. KEITH [CHUCKLES]

LOOK, NOBODY'S SAYING THAT

KWAN'S NOT GOOD, OKAY?

WE'RE JUST SAYING HE'S NOT

READY.

YOU KNOW, AND MALIK -- HE'S

ALREADY BROUGHT A CHAMPIONSHIP

TO THE TEAM, AND, UH, THERE'S

STILL SOME TIME LEFT IN THE

SEASON, SO HE'S READY.

YOU KNOW, WE KNOW THE FANS --

THEY'RE DAMN SURE READY.

>> YEAH.

>> AND IF YOU'RE READY TO MOVE

ON PAST ALL THIS UGLINESS, THEN

YOUR LEGACY AS THE OWNER OF A

CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM -- IT CAN

BEGIN.

>> YOU'RE SAYING A LOT OF GOOD

THINGS, BUT I STILL OWE THAT

BASTARD YOU CALL A SON.

>> HE IS NOT A BASTARD, OKAY?!

YOU NEED TO CHECK YOURSELF.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

DUDE, WE SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE

OFF.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

HE WANTED TO BE IN IT, SO LET

HIM BE IN IT.

[ KNOCK AT DOOR ]

COME IN.

>> MR. KEITH, KWAN'S HERE.

>> AH, YEAH. THANK YOU.

COME ON UP.

>> WOW.

>> THANK YOU FOR COMING UP.

SEE, KWAN [SIGHS] THIS WHOLE WMD

HAS, UH -- HAS BEEN ANNOYING TO

ME, SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE

HOW IT'S AFFECTED YOU.

>> OKAY, 'CAUSE I GOT REPORTERS

BOMBARDING ME WITH QUESTIONS

ABOUT HOW THIS GUY IS SAYING

THAT MALIK IS GONNA BE THE

STARTING QUARTERBACK AGAIN.

>> OKAY, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, I

SAID, "NEEDS TO BE STARTING."

OKAY, COOL GUY?

DON'T -- DON'T MISQUOTE ME.

>> I WISH EVERYONE COULD SEE

WHAT A LITTLE PUNK YOU REALLY

ARE, DERWIN.

>> PUNK, THAT -- IS THAT THAT

THE BEST YOU GOT,

YOU FAKE-ASS --

>> OKAY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

>> LISTEN, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR

THIS PETTY NONSENSE.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, I WANT TO

WIN.

AND IF I CAN DO THAT WITH BOTH

OF YOU, GREAT.

IF I HAVE TO DO IT WITH ONE,

IT'S GONNA BE KWAN.

>> WHAT?

>> YOU CHOSE YOUR HORSE.

I'M CHOOSING MINE.

SO EVERYONE KNOWS, FOR THE

RECORD, HE'S BENCHED, HE'S MY

MAN, AND HE'S ON NOTICE.

GOODBYE.

>> GOODBYE.

>> ROG, IS THIS SOME KIND OF

JOKE, MAN?!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

>> IT'S OKAY.

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

>> HOW DID IT GO WITH THE OWNER?

>> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT

>> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

IT.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ MUSIC BLARING ON STEREO ]

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

>> TEE TEE, I JUST NEED YOU TO

RIDE WITH ME.

COME ON!

I GOT TO GET MY DRINK ON BAD

TONIGHT.

>> UH, MS. MACK, I'M NOT TRYING

TO COME ALL THE WAY BACK DOWN

HERE TONIGHT FOR MY CAR.

>> I GET YOU A ROOM AT THE

HOTEL.

>> FOR REAL?

>> MM-HMM.

YOU KNOW, THEY GOT THEM REAL

CHICKEN WINGS YOU LIKE.

>> WHAT YOU MEAN REAL CHICKEN

WINGS?

>> COME ON, DAWG!

MOVIE NIGHT.

>> PORNO?

>> NO.

OOH, YOU NEED TO GET YOU SOME.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

>> ALL RIGHT.

AH.

HEY, UH, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T

JUST STAND THERE AND WATCH US

HAVE THIS MOMENT YOU CAN'T BE A

PART OF.

I MEAN, JUST GET IN YOUR CAR AND

GO.

>> TEE TEE!

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> TEE TEE, COME ON NOW!

>> ♪ DO YOU SLEEP CRAZY,

CRAZY? ♪

CRAZY? ♪ ♪ LAUGHING, LOVING

♪ LAUGHING, LOVING

♪ LAUGHING, LOVING >> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS ] [ CRYING ]

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