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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,482 --> 00:00:03,172 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 2 00:00:03,172 --> 00:00:03,902 >> POPCORN? 3 00:00:03,896 --> 00:00:05,406 >> NO, I BROUGHT MY OWN FOOD. 4 00:00:05,413 --> 00:00:06,763 >> WHAT? 5 00:00:06,758 --> 00:00:08,338 WHAT YOU GOT? 6 00:00:08,344 --> 00:00:09,664 >> M&M's, JUJUBES, AND 7 00:00:09,655 --> 00:00:10,585 CHICKEN WINGS. 8 00:00:10,586 --> 00:00:11,406 >> WOW. 9 00:00:11,413 --> 00:00:12,663 CHARDONNAY, REALLY? 10 00:00:12,655 --> 00:00:13,655 >> WHAT? 11 00:00:13,655 --> 00:00:14,545 THAT IS GONNA GO SO WELL WITH 12 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:15,721 MY JUNIOR MINTS, SWEDISH FISH, 13 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,004 AND POTATO SKINS. 14 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,340 >> [ LAUGHS ] 15 00:00:18,344 --> 00:00:19,454 YOU DON'T HAVE SOUR CREAM, 16 00:00:19,448 --> 00:00:20,138 DO YOU? 17 00:00:20,137 --> 00:00:22,757 >> [ SCOFFS ] DO I! 18 00:00:22,758 --> 00:00:24,168 [ GUNSHOT ] 19 00:00:24,172 --> 00:00:25,212 HERE YOU GO. 20 00:00:25,206 --> 00:00:25,926 >> UGH! 21 00:00:25,931 --> 00:00:26,621 >> OH, PLEASE. 22 00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:27,690 LIKE YOU NEVER KEPT SOUR CREAM 23 00:00:27,689 --> 00:00:28,379 IN YOUR UNDERWEAR. 24 00:00:28,379 --> 00:00:29,239 >> OH, MY GOD. 25 00:00:29,241 --> 00:00:30,621 I CAN'T STAND WHEN THEY OPEN A 26 00:00:30,620 --> 00:00:31,900 MOVIE WITH A FOOTRACE. 27 00:00:31,896 --> 00:00:33,896 DOWN THE ALLEY! DOWN THE ALLEY! 28 00:00:33,896 --> 00:00:34,616 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 29 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:35,550 HOP THOSE BUSHES, GIRL! 30 00:00:35,551 --> 00:00:36,551 THE COPS IS ON YOUR BUTT! 31 00:00:36,551 --> 00:00:37,621 >> Shh! 32 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:38,620 >> "Shh" YOURSELF. 33 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:39,930 WE PAID FOR THESE TICKETS. 34 00:00:39,931 --> 00:00:40,721 >> YEAH! 35 00:00:40,724 --> 00:00:43,244 STUDENT DISCOUNT, SUCKER! 36 00:00:43,241 --> 00:00:44,551 >> UNH-UNH! 37 00:00:44,551 --> 00:00:46,481 UGH. 38 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:49,002 >> RUN IN THE HOUSE! 39 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:49,970 RUN! COME ON! 40 00:00:49,965 --> 00:00:51,275 OF COURSE THE DOOR IS LOCKED. 41 00:00:51,275 --> 00:00:52,235 USE THE DOGGIE DOOR. 42 00:00:52,241 --> 00:00:53,451 >> LOOK, NOW HE'S STUCK IN THE 43 00:00:53,448 --> 00:00:54,278 DOGGIE DOOR. 44 00:00:54,275 --> 00:00:55,065 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 45 00:00:55,068 --> 00:00:55,968 >> UGH! 46 00:00:55,965 --> 00:00:56,785 [ GUNSHOT ] 47 00:00:56,793 --> 00:00:58,793 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 48 00:00:58,793 --> 00:00:59,973 >> SHOT IN THE ASS. 49 00:00:59,965 --> 00:01:01,615 >> OH, NEVER USE THE DOGGIE 50 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:02,790 DOOR. 51 00:01:02,793 --> 00:01:04,283 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 52 00:01:04,275 --> 00:01:08,025 >> I LIKE YOU. 53 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:09,414 NO, I MEAN, I LIKE HANGING OUT 54 00:01:09,413 --> 00:01:10,593 WITH YOU, CHARDONNAY. 55 00:01:10,586 --> 00:01:11,716 >> HMM. 56 00:01:11,724 --> 00:01:12,694 >> EVEN GOT USED TO SAYING YOUR 57 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:13,829 RIDICULOUS NAME. 58 00:01:13,827 --> 00:01:17,477 [ CHUCKLES ] 59 00:01:17,482 --> 00:01:18,832 I'M THINKING, AFTER THE 60 00:01:18,827 --> 00:01:20,447 ANNULMENT, WE SHOULD, YOU KNOW, 61 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:21,968 KEEP SEEING EACH OTHER. 62 00:01:21,965 --> 00:01:24,515 >> I DON'T THINK SO. 63 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,517 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? 64 00:01:26,517 --> 00:01:28,067 >> I MEAN, JASON, IT'S BEEN FUN, 65 00:01:28,068 --> 00:01:29,278 BUT WE BOTH AGREED THAT, AFTER 66 00:01:29,275 --> 00:01:30,785 THE ANNULMENT WAS FINAL, WE'D GO 67 00:01:30,793 --> 00:01:32,033 OUR SEPARATE WAYS. 68 00:01:32,034 --> 00:01:33,144 YOUR GHETTO FANTASY IS ALMOST 69 00:01:33,137 --> 00:01:34,307 OVER, SO YOU BEST BE GETTING IT 70 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:35,310 IN BEFORE THE CLOCK STRIKES 71 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:37,720 IN BEFORE THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT. 72 00:01:37,724 --> 00:01:46,174 MIDNIGHT. 73 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:48,792 >> YO! PITTSY! 74 00:01:48,793 --> 00:01:49,693 JASON! 75 00:01:49,689 --> 00:01:52,619 >> JASON, I'M HERE. 76 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:53,760 WOW. 77 00:01:53,758 --> 00:01:54,998 >> YO, DAWG. 78 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,070 >> WHAT'S UP, PIGLETS? 79 00:01:56,068 --> 00:01:56,898 >> WHAT'S UP, MAN? 80 00:01:56,896 --> 00:01:57,996 WHERE'S EVERYBODY AT? 81 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:58,860 >> YEAH, YOU TOLD ME TO COME 82 00:01:58,862 --> 00:01:59,762 DOWN FOR AN INTERVIEW. 83 00:01:59,758 --> 00:02:00,588 >> OH, YEAH, NO. 84 00:02:00,586 --> 00:02:01,336 THAT WAS A LIE. 85 00:02:01,344 --> 00:02:02,174 >> OH, I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON 86 00:02:02,172 --> 00:02:02,862 HERE. 87 00:02:02,862 --> 00:02:04,102 YOU CONCOCTED THIS WHOLE THING 88 00:02:04,103 --> 00:02:05,343 TO GET ME AND HIM DOWN HERE SO 89 00:02:05,344 --> 00:02:06,664 WE CAN SQUASH OUR BEEF, RIGHT? 90 00:02:06,655 --> 00:02:07,855 >> WHAT, YOU GUYS ARE BEEFING? 91 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:08,832 >> YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND THIS 92 00:02:08,827 --> 00:02:09,517 FOOL. 93 00:02:09,517 --> 00:02:11,547 SHOOT. TRYING TO REPLACE ME WITH 94 00:02:11,551 --> 00:02:12,721 KWAN'S PUNK ASS. 95 00:02:12,724 --> 00:02:13,524 >> MAN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 96 00:02:13,517 --> 00:02:14,207 ABOUT? 97 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:15,476 YOU SLEPT WITH THE OWNER'S WIFE! 98 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:16,662 >> THAT IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS! 99 00:02:16,655 --> 00:02:17,515 >> GUYS, GUYS, THIS IS YOUR 100 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:18,207 ISSUE! 101 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:18,896 I DON'T CARE. 102 00:02:18,896 --> 00:02:20,026 I STAGED THIS WHOLE THING TO 103 00:02:20,034 --> 00:02:21,414 SAVE GAS. 104 00:02:21,413 --> 00:02:22,693 I GOT 20 MINUTES FOR LUNCH. 105 00:02:22,689 --> 00:02:24,139 HERE'S MY PROBLEM. 106 00:02:24,137 --> 00:02:25,447 SO, I GOT MARRIED, RIGHT? 107 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:26,138 >> I'M OUT. 108 00:02:26,137 --> 00:02:27,097 >> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 109 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,073 YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME, DAWG. 110 00:02:28,068 --> 00:02:30,068 >> TO A BLACK WOMAN. 111 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:32,028 >> DID YOU JUST SAY BLACK? 112 00:02:32,034 --> 00:02:33,594 >> YEP. 113 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:34,996 >> LIKE, BLACK BLACK? 114 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:35,830 >> BLACK BLACK. 115 00:02:35,827 --> 00:02:37,067 >> YO, LIKE CAMILLE BLACK. 116 00:02:37,068 --> 00:02:37,828 >> MORE BLACK. 117 00:02:37,827 --> 00:02:38,897 >> LIKE MY WIFE BLACK? 118 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:39,656 >> REAL BLACK. 119 00:02:39,655 --> 00:02:40,585 >> LIKE MY MAMA BLACK? 120 00:02:40,586 --> 00:02:41,616 >> THAT'S THE BLACK. 121 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:42,620 >> Both: OH! 122 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:43,790 >> I GOT TO HEAR THIS. 123 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:45,413 >> OKAY. OKAY. 124 00:02:45,413 --> 00:02:46,973 SO, I MET THIS WOMAN, WE GOT 125 00:02:46,965 --> 00:02:48,445 DRUNK -- LIKE, REALLY, REALLY, 126 00:02:48,448 --> 00:02:49,828 REALLY, SUPER-DUPER DRUNK -- 127 00:02:49,827 --> 00:02:51,027 ENDED UP IN TIJUANA. 128 00:02:51,034 --> 00:02:51,974 Y'ALL KNOW THE REST OF THAT 129 00:02:51,965 --> 00:02:52,655 MOVIE. 130 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:53,515 >> ALMOST BEEN THERE. 131 00:02:53,517 --> 00:02:54,787 >> ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE GETTING 132 00:02:54,793 --> 00:02:55,833 THE MARRIAGE ANNULLED. 133 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,027 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, I KIND 134 00:02:57,034 --> 00:02:58,034 OF -- I LIKE CHARDONNAY. 135 00:02:58,034 --> 00:02:59,104 >> YO! I ALMOST MARRIED 136 00:02:59,103 --> 00:02:59,973 CHARDONNAY. 137 00:02:59,965 --> 00:03:00,995 >> NO, IT'S PROBABLY A DIFFERENT 138 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:01,760 CHARDONNAY. 139 00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:02,408 >> NO, DUDE! 140 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:03,553 REDBONE, TALL, GOT AN 141 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,381 UPSIDE-DOWN BOTTLE OF WINE 142 00:03:04,379 --> 00:03:05,169 TATTED ON HER BOOTY? 143 00:03:05,172 --> 00:03:06,452 >> NO, THAT'S THE STRIPPER 144 00:03:06,448 --> 00:03:07,448 CHARDONNAY. 145 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:08,138 >> STRIPPER. 146 00:03:08,137 --> 00:03:08,997 >> NO, SHE'S -- 147 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 NO, MY CHARDONNAY IS LIKE -- 148 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,900 SHE'S ABOUT YEA HIGH, KIND OF 149 00:03:10,896 --> 00:03:12,026 DARK SKIN, SHE'S A BARTENDER. 150 00:03:12,034 --> 00:03:12,794 >> BARTENDER? 151 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,593 >> I KNOW. 152 00:03:14,586 --> 00:03:16,376 THIS WOMAN, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, 153 00:03:16,379 --> 00:03:17,859 SHE'S WITTY, SHE'S SPUNKY, AND 154 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:19,102 SHE'S SHOWING ME THINGS, MAN. 155 00:03:19,103 --> 00:03:21,553 LIKE, YOU GUYS KNOW ADDING BACON 156 00:03:21,551 --> 00:03:24,141 TO ANYTHING MAKES IT DELICIOUS? 157 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,027 AND A DAB OF VASELINE RIGHT HERE 158 00:03:26,034 --> 00:03:27,454 ON YOUR ELBOWS MAKES THEM SILKY 159 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:28,968 AS I DON'T KNOW WHAT? 160 00:03:28,965 --> 00:03:30,375 AND IF YOU'RE OUT AND ABOUT AND 161 00:03:30,379 --> 00:03:31,999 YOU WALK PAST A BLACK PERSON, IF 162 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,480 YOU GIVE THEM ONE OF THESE... 163 00:03:33,482 --> 00:03:35,592 THEY GIVE YOU ONE BACK! 164 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:36,446 IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN A SECRET 165 00:03:36,448 --> 00:03:37,338 CLUB. 166 00:03:37,344 --> 00:03:38,214 >> OKAY, SO, J.J., WHAT'S THE 167 00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:38,926 PROBLEM? 168 00:03:38,931 --> 00:03:39,621 >> EXACTLY! 169 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,520 SO I TELL HER I WANT TO KEEP 170 00:03:40,517 --> 00:03:41,447 SEEING HER AFTER THE ANNULMENT. 171 00:03:41,448 --> 00:03:42,998 SHE TELLS ME NO. 172 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:43,830 >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 173 00:03:43,827 --> 00:03:44,757 WHY DON'T YOU JUST PULL UP ON 174 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:45,448 THE ANNULMENT. 175 00:03:45,448 --> 00:03:46,208 THAT'S PROBABLY WHY SHE'S 176 00:03:46,206 --> 00:03:46,926 BUGGING. 177 00:03:46,931 --> 00:03:47,931 >> NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T PULL UP. 178 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:48,901 >> MM. FINANCES. 179 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,136 >> YEAH, THAT, AND WE BARELY 180 00:03:50,137 --> 00:03:50,997 KNOW EACH OTHER. 181 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,030 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T START THE RACE 182 00:03:52,034 --> 00:03:53,004 AT THE FINISH LINE. 183 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 THE ANNULMENT HAS TO HAPPEN. 184 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,620 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, J.? 185 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:57,210 WHEN I WAS FORCED INTO BREAKING 186 00:03:57,206 --> 00:03:58,786 UP WITH JENNA, DAWG, I'M TELLING 187 00:03:58,793 --> 00:03:59,903 YOU, THAT WAS A HARD PILL FOR 188 00:03:59,896 --> 00:04:00,996 ME TO SWALLOW. 189 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,070 BUT THERE'S AN OLD SAYING THAT 190 00:04:02,068 --> 00:04:03,238 ACTUALLY HELPED ME GET THROUGH 191 00:04:03,241 --> 00:04:04,621 IT -- "IF YOU LOVE HER, SET HER 192 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:05,690 FREE." 193 00:04:05,689 --> 00:04:06,689 SHE COME BACK TO YOU? 194 00:04:06,689 --> 00:04:07,859 LOVE IS BLIND, BABY. 195 00:04:07,862 --> 00:04:09,002 >> YOU'RE A SPECIAL KIND OF 196 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:09,930 STUPID. DING-DONG? 197 00:04:09,931 --> 00:04:11,481 >> IT SEEMS TO ME THAT MAYBE YOU 198 00:04:11,482 --> 00:04:12,662 SHOULD OPEN UP AND SHOW HER A 199 00:04:12,655 --> 00:04:13,335 LITTLE BIT OF YOU. 200 00:04:13,344 --> 00:04:14,414 SHOW HER THERE'S MORE TO 201 00:04:14,413 --> 00:04:15,833 JASON PITTS THAN JUST A BIG HEAD 202 00:04:15,827 --> 00:04:17,517 AND AN EVER-EXPANDING WAISTLINE. 203 00:04:17,517 --> 00:04:19,687 I NOTICED. 204 00:04:19,689 --> 00:04:21,589 >> IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE YOU'RE FAT. 205 00:04:21,586 --> 00:04:22,996 >> TIME HAS BEEN GOOD TO ME. 206 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:23,760 THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, 207 00:04:23,758 --> 00:04:24,788 DING-DONG. 208 00:04:24,793 --> 00:04:25,523 GLAD YOU BROUGHT YOUR OVARIES 209 00:04:25,517 --> 00:04:26,307 WITH YOU. 210 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:27,000 THAT'S LUNCH, PEOPLE. 211 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,480 >> AAH! 212 00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:30,902 >> I DO NOT KNOW HOW I LET YOU 213 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,026 TALK ME INTO DOING THAT. 214 00:04:32,034 --> 00:04:34,004 >> WHAT? MAKING LOVE? 215 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,380 >> MELANIE, THAT IS NOT WHAT WE 216 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:36,409 DID. 217 00:04:36,413 --> 00:04:38,383 >> I'M SORRY I WASN'T AS GENTLE 218 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:39,719 AS I USUALLY AM. 219 00:04:39,724 --> 00:04:40,864 I'M JUST TRYING TO STAY ON TOP 220 00:04:40,862 --> 00:04:41,862 OF MY OVULATION SCHEDULE. 221 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:42,792 >> SHE SAID "GENTLE"... 222 00:04:42,793 --> 00:04:43,973 YEAH, NO, NO, I GOT THAT WHEN 223 00:04:43,965 --> 00:04:44,965 YOU KEPT YELLING, "DO IT! 224 00:04:44,965 --> 00:04:45,615 MAKE ME A BABY! 225 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:47,340 PUT A BABY IN ME!" 226 00:04:47,344 --> 00:04:48,764 >> I WAS JUST CHEERING YOU ON. 227 00:04:48,758 --> 00:04:49,548 >> MM-HMM. 228 00:04:49,551 --> 00:04:50,311 LOOK, BABE, I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR 229 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:50,970 THIS. 230 00:04:50,965 --> 00:04:51,995 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR CHURCH. 231 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:52,790 COME ON. 232 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,283 >> DERWIN, RELAX. 233 00:04:54,275 --> 00:04:55,235 >> NO, SEE, I CAN'T RELAX. 234 00:04:55,241 --> 00:04:56,241 THAT'S HOW WE GOT STARTED RIGHT 235 00:04:56,241 --> 00:04:57,861 THERE -- WITH THEM SOFT LIPS. 236 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:59,072 LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT, 237 00:04:59,068 --> 00:04:59,858 DURING THE SEASON, I DON'T GET 238 00:04:59,862 --> 00:05:00,762 TO GO TO CHURCH THAT MUCH. 239 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:01,898 SO WHEN I DO GO, I LIKE TO BE 240 00:05:01,896 --> 00:05:02,756 ON TIME. 241 00:05:02,758 --> 00:05:03,718 >> AND I'M TELLING YOU, WE'RE 242 00:05:03,724 --> 00:05:04,524 GOOD. 243 00:05:04,517 --> 00:05:05,447 I JUST TEXTED PASTOR. 244 00:05:05,448 --> 00:05:06,378 HE'S HOLDING UP THE SERVICE FOR 245 00:05:06,379 --> 00:05:07,239 US. 246 00:05:07,241 --> 00:05:07,971 >> HOLDING UP THE SERVICE? 247 00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:08,995 PASTOR SAMUELS WOULD NEVER DO 248 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:09,860 THAT. 249 00:05:09,862 --> 00:05:10,722 >> THAT'S WHY HE'S NO LONGER OUR 250 00:05:10,724 --> 00:05:11,594 PASTOR. 251 00:05:11,586 --> 00:05:12,276 >> YEAH, RIGHT. 252 00:05:12,275 --> 00:05:13,655 YOU GOT PASTOR SAMUELS FIRED? 253 00:05:13,655 --> 00:05:14,335 >> NO. 254 00:05:14,344 --> 00:05:15,624 I JUST FOUND A DIFFERENT ONE. 255 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:17,240 >> YOU CHANGED CHURCHES? 256 00:05:17,241 --> 00:05:19,341 >> I DIDN'T CHANGE GODS, DERWIN. 257 00:05:19,344 --> 00:05:20,384 LOOK, YOU WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN 258 00:05:20,379 --> 00:05:21,169 A CHURCH, RIGHT? 259 00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:21,862 >> YEAH. 260 00:05:21,862 --> 00:05:22,692 >> SO I BOUGHT THE CLOTHES, I 261 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:23,619 LEARNED THE SONGS -- OH! 262 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:25,310 AND I EVEN ADDED JOHN 3:16 TO 263 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:26,900 AND I EVEN ADDED JOHN 3:16 TO ALL OF MY SIGNATURES. 264 00:05:26,896 --> 00:05:30,406 ALL OF MY SIGNATURES. 265 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,663 >> RIGHT THIS WAY. 266 00:05:31,655 --> 00:05:32,685 >> THANK YOU. 267 00:05:32,689 --> 00:05:33,899 OH, MR. MAYOR. 268 00:05:33,896 --> 00:05:34,996 DERWIN, MR. MAYOR. 269 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,280 >> THE REAL FIRST COUPLE OF 270 00:05:36,275 --> 00:05:36,995 SAN DIEGO. 271 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:37,690 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 272 00:05:37,689 --> 00:05:38,999 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU. 273 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,240 IT'S ELECTION YEAR, RIGHT? 274 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:41,001 >> WELL... 275 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,480 >> GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 276 00:05:42,482 --> 00:05:43,662 >> WELL, YOU HAVE OUR VOTE. 277 00:05:43,655 --> 00:05:44,335 >> THANK YOU. 278 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,214 >> THANK YOU. WE'RE COUNTING ON IT. 279 00:05:46,206 --> 00:05:50,446 WE'RE COUNTING ON IT. 280 00:05:50,448 --> 00:05:51,828 >> DERWIN, YOU KNOW DeRAY? 281 00:05:51,827 --> 00:05:53,237 HE WAS IN THAT MOVIE YOU LOVED, 282 00:05:53,241 --> 00:05:54,591 "JUMPING THE BROOM." 283 00:05:54,586 --> 00:05:55,476 DO ONE OF THE LINES. 284 00:05:55,482 --> 00:05:56,552 >> I'M NOT GONNA DO ONE OF 285 00:05:56,551 --> 00:05:57,281 THE LINES, MEL. 286 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:58,655 >> I'LL DO IT. UM... 287 00:05:58,655 --> 00:06:00,235 "HOW MONEY GONNA CHANGE ME WHEN 288 00:06:00,241 --> 00:06:01,551 I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY?" 289 00:06:01,551 --> 00:06:02,761 >> UM, LET'S DO A LINE IN FROM A 290 00:06:02,758 --> 00:06:03,968 VERSION IN CHURCH -- "THOU SHALL 291 00:06:03,965 --> 00:06:05,785 VERSION IN CHURCH -- "THOU SHALL NOT TALKETH TOO MUCH." 292 00:06:05,793 --> 00:06:10,073 NOT TALKETH TOO MUCH." 293 00:06:10,068 --> 00:06:11,968 >> HEY, MAMA! 294 00:06:11,965 --> 00:06:13,585 LOOK WHO I FOUND. 295 00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:16,656 YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] 296 00:06:16,655 --> 00:06:17,715 >> SO, THIS CHURCH HAS A V.I.P. 297 00:06:17,724 --> 00:06:18,414 SECTION. 298 00:06:18,413 --> 00:06:19,173 >> YEAH. 299 00:06:19,172 --> 00:06:20,522 IT'S JUST LIKE HEAVEN -- NOT 300 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:22,307 EVERYBODY GETS IN. 301 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:23,310 >> MEL, A-ARE YOU HOLDING UP 302 00:06:23,310 --> 00:06:24,170 SERVICE AGAIN? 303 00:06:24,172 --> 00:06:25,032 BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE SOMEPLACE 304 00:06:25,034 --> 00:06:26,344 TO BE. 305 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:28,764 >> DO YOU, DeRAY? 306 00:06:28,758 --> 00:06:31,588 DO YOU? 307 00:06:31,586 --> 00:06:33,446 DO YOU? >> [ SCOFFS ] 308 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:39,138 >> [ SCOFFS ] 309 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:40,167 >> DID YOU JUST NOD TO THE 310 00:06:40,172 --> 00:06:40,862 PASTOR? 311 00:06:40,862 --> 00:06:41,592 >> MM-HMM. 312 00:06:41,586 --> 00:06:42,516 I WINKED LAST WEEK, AND IT 313 00:06:42,517 --> 00:06:43,517 DEFINITELY SENT THE WRONG 314 00:06:43,517 --> 00:06:45,447 MESSAGE. 315 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:48,448 >> AMEN. WELCOME, EVERYONE. 316 00:06:48,448 --> 00:06:49,658 LET'S GIVE GOD SOME PRAISE, 317 00:06:49,655 --> 00:06:50,305 SHALL WE? 318 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,790 COME ON, NOW! 319 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:55,623 COME ON! 320 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:57,280 PRAISE DANCING. 321 00:06:57,275 --> 00:06:58,335 AMEN. 322 00:06:58,344 --> 00:06:59,454 >> ♪ NOTHING BUT CLOUDS IN THE 323 00:06:59,448 --> 00:07:00,208 SKY ♪ 324 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:01,546 >> ISN'T IT SO MUCH BETTER 325 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:03,211 SITTING UP FRONT? 326 00:07:03,206 --> 00:07:04,756 I MEAN, YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE 327 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,028 EXPRESSIONS ON THE DANCERS' 328 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,554 FACES. 329 00:07:07,551 --> 00:07:09,621 FACES. >> ♪ NOTHING BUT BLUE SKIES 330 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:14,140 >> ♪ NOTHING BUT BLUE SKIES 331 00:07:14,137 --> 00:07:15,137 >> HEY. 332 00:07:15,137 --> 00:07:17,407 >> HMM. 333 00:07:17,413 --> 00:07:18,723 >> YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD SINCE 334 00:07:18,724 --> 00:07:19,724 CHURCH. 335 00:07:19,724 --> 00:07:21,214 >> YEAH. 336 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:22,166 I DON'T KNOW, MEL. 337 00:07:22,172 --> 00:07:23,592 I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE 338 00:07:23,586 --> 00:07:25,716 PASTOR GIVING US THE -- WHAT, 339 00:07:25,724 --> 00:07:27,554 THE SAMMY SOSA KISS DURING THE 340 00:07:27,551 --> 00:07:29,521 OFFERING AND THE USHER GIVING ME 341 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:31,167 A SCALP MASSAGE DURING THE 342 00:07:31,172 --> 00:07:32,312 SERMON. 343 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:34,000 LIKE, REALLY? 344 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:34,860 I DON'T KNOW. 345 00:07:34,862 --> 00:07:36,072 I GUESS THE AUTO DETAIL WASN'T 346 00:07:36,068 --> 00:07:37,098 SO HORRIBLE. 347 00:07:37,103 --> 00:07:38,033 >> RIGHT? 348 00:07:38,034 --> 00:07:39,214 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S GONNA TAKE 349 00:07:39,206 --> 00:07:40,336 SOME TIME GETTING USED TO AT 350 00:07:40,344 --> 00:07:41,554 FIRST, BUT WE WRITE BIG CHECKS 351 00:07:41,551 --> 00:07:42,621 FOR THAT KIND OF TREATMENT. 352 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:43,790 >> WHOA, WHOA, MEL. 353 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:44,553 HOW BIG? 354 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,451 HOW BIG? >> MM. 355 00:07:46,448 --> 00:07:49,448 >> MM. 356 00:07:49,448 --> 00:07:52,828 >> LET ME SEE THAT. 357 00:07:52,827 --> 00:07:53,857 WHAT'S THAT SAY IN YOUR MEMO 358 00:07:53,862 --> 00:07:55,242 SPACE? 359 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,031 >> "MAKE ME PREGNANT." 360 00:07:57,034 --> 00:07:57,764 WHAT? 361 00:07:57,758 --> 00:07:58,758 THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING FOR. 362 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:01,208 >> MELANIE, GOD IS NOT A GENIE. 363 00:08:01,206 --> 00:08:02,206 >> WELL, HE GRANTED MY WISH 364 00:08:02,206 --> 00:08:03,276 LAST WEEK. 365 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,785 >> WHAT WAS YOUR WISH LAST WEEK? 366 00:08:05,793 --> 00:08:07,143 >> "LOSE 5 POUNDS"? 367 00:08:07,137 --> 00:08:08,207 >> YES. 368 00:08:08,206 --> 00:08:10,236 SAY, "THANK YOU, GOD!" 369 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:11,241 >> WOW, MELANIE, YOU ARE 370 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:11,971 RIDICULOUS. 371 00:08:11,965 --> 00:08:13,095 THIS WHOLE V.I.P. THING HAS GOT 372 00:08:13,103 --> 00:08:14,103 YOU TWISTED. 373 00:08:14,103 --> 00:08:15,313 >> WELL, V.I.P. IS PUTTING ME IN 374 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:16,340 MAJOR CIRCLES EVERY WEEK. 375 00:08:16,344 --> 00:08:17,624 >> WELL, LOOK, MELANIE, IT 376 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:18,860 DOESN'T MATTER, OKAY? 377 00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:19,902 'CAUSE WE GOT TWO CHOICES -- WE 378 00:08:19,896 --> 00:08:20,856 CAN EITHER GO BACK TO THE OLD 379 00:08:20,862 --> 00:08:21,862 CHURCH OR GO BACK TO THIS NEW 380 00:08:21,862 --> 00:08:22,902 ONE, BUT WE'RE GONNA SIT IN THE 381 00:08:22,896 --> 00:08:23,996 BACK WITH THE REGULAR PEOPLE. 382 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,620 >> YOU MEAN IN COACH? 383 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:27,170 >> NO, I MEAN IN BACK WITH THE 384 00:08:27,172 --> 00:08:28,242 REGULAR PEOPLE. 385 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,451 >> COACH. 386 00:08:29,448 --> 00:08:31,138 DERWIN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT V.I.P. 387 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:32,547 STANDS FOR IN THE CHURCH? 388 00:08:32,551 --> 00:08:33,591 >> TELL ME, MEL. 389 00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:35,206 >> VERY IMPORTANT PROTECTION. 390 00:08:35,206 --> 00:08:36,276 NO, NO, NO, I'M TELLING YOU, THE 391 00:08:36,275 --> 00:08:37,165 BACK OF THE CHURCH IS NO 392 00:08:37,172 --> 00:08:38,072 DIFFERENT THAN THE BACK OF A 393 00:08:38,068 --> 00:08:38,788 PLANE. 394 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:40,623 YOU FIGHT FOR ARM RESTS, LITTLE 395 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:41,450 TIMMY WON'T STOP QUIT KICKING 396 00:08:41,448 --> 00:08:42,518 YOUR CHAIR, AND THE BATHROOM 397 00:08:42,517 --> 00:08:43,717 SMELL MIGHT AS WELL BE IN YOUR 398 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:46,004 MOUTH. 399 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,410 >> OKAY. 400 00:08:47,413 --> 00:08:50,693 WELL, IT'S YOUR CHOICE. 401 00:08:50,689 --> 00:08:51,719 >> DON'T YOU HAVE A GAME NEXT 402 00:08:51,724 --> 00:08:53,144 SUNDAY? 403 00:08:53,137 --> 00:08:54,617 SUNDAY? >> MONDAY NIGHT. 404 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,480 >> MONDAY NIGHT. 405 00:08:56,482 --> 00:08:57,622 >> LOOK, I JUST WANT TO THANK 406 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,660 YOU GUYS AGAIN FOR STICKING WITH 407 00:08:58,655 --> 00:08:59,755 ME DURING MY EXTENDED HIATUS. 408 00:08:59,758 --> 00:09:01,238 IT IS SO GOOD TO BE BACK HERE 409 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,521 ON... 410 00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:03,657 >> "THE PITT STOP." 411 00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:04,925 >> BEFORE I GO, I JUST WANT TO 412 00:09:04,931 --> 00:09:06,281 SEND A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO A VERY 413 00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:07,655 SPECIAL WOMAN IN MY LIFE. 414 00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:08,855 YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE, 415 00:09:08,862 --> 00:09:10,032 BUT IF YOU'RE UNSURE, LET ME 416 00:09:10,034 --> 00:09:11,244 JUST SAY, WHEN I DRINK WHITE 417 00:09:11,241 --> 00:09:14,521 WINE, I THINK OF YOU. 418 00:09:14,517 --> 00:09:15,547 I ONLY HAVE ONE REQUEST -- 419 00:09:15,551 --> 00:09:18,761 PLEASE, CAN WE JUST START AGAIN 420 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,788 FROM THE BEGINNING? 421 00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:22,933 HUH? 422 00:09:22,931 --> 00:09:24,311 HMM? 423 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:25,690 >> LOOK, JASON, ASSUMING THAT 424 00:09:25,689 --> 00:09:26,999 I'M THE VERY SPECIAL LADY IN 425 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,310 THAT SCENARIO, BECAUSE YOU 426 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:29,590 DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY MY NAME -- 427 00:09:29,586 --> 00:09:30,586 >> I DID THE WHOLE WHITE-WINE 428 00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:31,276 THING. 429 00:09:31,275 --> 00:09:32,305 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 430 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,480 >> I CARE ABOUT YOU, JASON. 431 00:09:33,482 --> 00:09:34,792 I JUST THINK THAT WE'RE IN TWO 432 00:09:34,793 --> 00:09:36,033 DIFFERENT PLACES IN OUR LIVES. 433 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,724 I MEAN, IF I WAS 22, I'D HAVE NO 434 00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:39,284 PROBLEM WINGING IT WITH YOU AND 435 00:09:39,275 --> 00:09:40,375 SEEING WHERE THIS GOES. 436 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:42,139 BUT I'M 32. 437 00:09:42,137 --> 00:09:43,967 >> YOU'RE 32? 438 00:09:43,965 --> 00:09:44,785 DAMN! 439 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:45,793 MELANIN IS JUST NATURE'S LITTLE 440 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,173 ANTI-AGING MIRACLE, ISN'T IT? 441 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,172 >> [ SCOFFS ] 442 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:50,002 LOOK, I WANT IT ALL, DESERVE IT 443 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,790 ALL, AND I DON'T THINK YOU CAN 444 00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:52,973 GIVE THAT TO ME. 445 00:09:52,965 --> 00:09:54,165 MARRIAGE, KIDS... 446 00:09:54,172 --> 00:09:55,212 I MEAN, DO YOU EVEN WANT KIDS? 447 00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:56,276 'CAUSE I HEAR HOW YOU TALK ABOUT 448 00:09:56,275 --> 00:09:57,685 THE ONE YOU HAVE NOW. 449 00:09:57,689 --> 00:09:59,379 AND ARE YOU PREPARED TO LIVE 450 00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:01,169 WITH SOMEBODY OR SHARE SPACE, 451 00:10:01,172 --> 00:10:02,312 DIVVY UP THE CABLE BILL? 452 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,100 'CAUSE I NEED STARZ IN MY LIFE. 453 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,383 >> WOW. 454 00:10:05,379 --> 00:10:07,209 ALL RIGHT. 455 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:08,136 FINE, YEAH. FINE. 456 00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:09,207 >> UGH! DON'T ACT LIKE THAT. 457 00:10:09,206 --> 00:10:10,446 >> I'M NOT ACTING LIKE ANYTHING. 458 00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:11,518 WHAT? 459 00:10:11,517 --> 00:10:12,587 YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY BLACK 460 00:10:12,586 --> 00:10:13,656 WOMAN IN SAN DIEGO? 461 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:14,965 PLEASE, THERE ARE OTHER CATFISH 462 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:16,615 IN THE SEA. 463 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:18,310 WANT SOME JUNIOR MINTS, JUNISA? 464 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:20,450 >> JENNIFER. 465 00:10:20,448 --> 00:10:22,718 >> REALLY? 466 00:10:22,724 --> 00:10:24,834 IS IT SPELLED WITH A "G" OR LIKE 467 00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:25,897 AN "A-H" AT THE END? 468 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:26,856 LIKE "JENNIFAH"? 469 00:10:26,862 --> 00:10:28,722 >> JUST THE USUAL SPELLING. 470 00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:30,624 >> HUH. 471 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,280 WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT BIG ON 472 00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:33,685 CANDY, IT'S ALL GOOD. 473 00:10:33,689 --> 00:10:35,209 I ALSO SNUCK IN SOME SUNFLOWER 474 00:10:35,206 --> 00:10:36,476 SEEDS AND SOME BABY-BACK RIBS. 475 00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:37,862 >> IF ANYONE SEES THAT, THEY'RE 476 00:10:37,862 --> 00:10:38,902 GONNA THROW US OUT OF HERE. 477 00:10:38,896 --> 00:10:39,966 >> YEAH. 478 00:10:39,965 --> 00:10:41,065 THEY'D BE DOING US BLACK FOLK 479 00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:42,208 WRONG, HUH? 480 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,756 >> NO, IT'S JUST AGAINST RULES, 481 00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:44,898 AND PLEASE STOP SAYING 482 00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:46,716 "BE DOING." 483 00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:49,724 >> WHATEVER YOU BE WANTING. 484 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:52,554 OH, NOW, SEE? 485 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:53,791 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ABOUT TO GO 486 00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:54,793 IN THAT DARK-ASS ALLEY BY 487 00:10:54,793 --> 00:10:56,553 HERSELF, CAN YOU? 488 00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:57,591 HUH? 489 00:10:57,586 --> 00:10:58,716 I BET YOU WANT TO JUST SCREAM AT 490 00:10:58,724 --> 00:10:59,974 HER, HUH? 491 00:10:59,965 --> 00:11:00,755 YOU BETTER LET HER KNOW. 492 00:11:00,758 --> 00:11:01,718 YOU BETTER TELL HER BEFORE IT'S 493 00:11:01,724 --> 00:11:02,414 TOO LATE, GO ON. 494 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:03,213 >> JASON, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO 495 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:03,926 BE QUIET. 496 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:04,761 >> OH, SORRY, YEAH. 497 00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:05,548 SO YOU CAN TELL HER. 498 00:11:05,551 --> 00:11:06,341 MY BAD. 499 00:11:06,344 --> 00:11:07,524 >> NO, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE 500 00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:09,757 LOOKING AT US. 501 00:11:09,758 --> 00:11:10,968 >> YEAH, BUT WE DON'T CARE 502 00:11:10,965 --> 00:11:13,585 BECAUSE THIS IS OUR THING, OKAY? 503 00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:14,546 SO, COME ON, SERIOUSLY. 504 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:15,761 ON THE COUNT OF THREE -- ONE, 505 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,998 TWO, THREE, 506 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 GIRL, DON'T YOU GO UP IN THERE! 507 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,830 [ LAUGHING ] 508 00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:21,687 WHERE WERE YOU AT? 509 00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:22,379 YOU DIDN'T -- 510 00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:23,519 WHERE YOU GO-- 511 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,997 GIRL, YOU TRIPPING! 512 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,660 WHAT? 513 00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,825 WHAT? IT'S OKAY. I'M BLACK. 514 00:11:28,827 --> 00:11:34,857 IT'S OKAY. I'M BLACK. 515 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,902 >> OH. 516 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:36,996 >> AW. 517 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,030 LOOK AT YOU. 518 00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:38,974 >> WHAT? 519 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:39,755 >> BLACK BEAUTY. 520 00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:40,478 IS THAT HENNESSY? 521 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,312 >> HELL, YEAH, IT'S HENNESSY. 522 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:42,480 >> WHY DIDN'T I COME HERE IN THE 523 00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:43,342 FIRST PLACE? 524 00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:45,104 >> WAIT. DON'T BE BARGING IN ON 525 00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:46,143 MY ME TIME, OKAY? 526 00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:47,337 >> I NEED YOUR HELP. 527 00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:48,344 I NEED YOUR HELP. 528 00:11:48,344 --> 00:11:49,244 >> [ SCOFFS ] 529 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,621 >> I NEED TO UNDERSTAND... 530 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:52,790 THE BLACK WOMAN. 531 00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:54,453 >> HA! REALLY? 532 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:55,758 >> I BEEN OUT WITH THREE OF THEM 533 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,098 THIS WEEK AND I DIDN'T CLICK 534 00:11:57,103 --> 00:11:58,143 WITH ANY OF THEM. 535 00:11:58,137 --> 00:11:58,857 >> OKAY. 536 00:11:58,862 --> 00:11:59,902 WELL, MAYBE NOT ALL GIRLS WANT 537 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:00,786 TO CLICK YOU. 538 00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:01,663 >> NO, IT'S NOT -- 539 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:02,685 I'M HAVING A PROBLEM WITH ONE. 540 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:03,899 IT'S THIS CHICK, CHARDONNAY. 541 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:04,996 >> CHARDONNAY? 542 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:05,970 >> YEAH. 543 00:12:05,965 --> 00:12:07,235 >> CHARDONNAY? 544 00:12:07,241 --> 00:12:08,931 MALIK ALMOST MARRIED HER! 545 00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:10,001 DAMN. 546 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 GIRL MUST GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL. 547 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,860 >> NO, THAT'S THE STRIPPER 548 00:12:11,862 --> 00:12:12,552 CHARDONNAY. 549 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:13,241 MINE'S A BARTENDER. 550 00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:13,971 >> MM. 551 00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:14,825 YOU SAYING IT LIKE THAT'S 552 00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:15,897 BETTER OR SOMETHING. 553 00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:17,026 >> LOOK, I'M TRYING TO FIGURE 554 00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:18,594 OUT WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD PASS UP 555 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:19,966 THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE WITH ME. 556 00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:21,165 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF 557 00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:22,242 JASON PITTS. 558 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,861 >> SO THAT'S WHAT THE ISSUE IS, 559 00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:25,102 HUH? 560 00:12:25,103 --> 00:12:26,383 YOU AIN'T USED TO ANYBODY 561 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,549 TELLING YOU NO, HUH? 562 00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:29,141 ESPECIALLY NO FEMALE. 563 00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:30,337 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 564 00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:31,384 LEMONHEAD, ALL RIGHT? 565 00:12:31,379 --> 00:12:32,409 YOU BETTER GET USED TO PEOPLE 566 00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:33,413 TELLING YOU NO NOW, ESPECIALLY 567 00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:34,413 SINCE YOU A WASHED-UP 568 00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:35,283 EX-ATHLETE. 569 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:35,965 >> OKAY. 570 00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,305 GLAD I STOPPED BY FOR THE PEP 571 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,000 TALK. 572 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,900 >> UNH-UNH, NO! HELL, NO! 573 00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:42,966 NO, I AIN'T FINISHED, OKAY? 574 00:12:42,965 --> 00:12:43,995 I AIN'T GONNA HAVE YOU WALKING 575 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,030 AROUND TOWN THINKING THERE'S A 576 00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:46,174 PROBLEM WITH BLACK WOMEN WITHOUT 577 00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:47,522 KNOWING OUR PLIGHT. 578 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,827 >> YES. 579 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:49,827 THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 580 00:12:49,827 --> 00:12:50,517 OKAY, SIT DOWN. 581 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:53,277 PLIGHT ME. LET'S GO. 582 00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:56,895 >> LOOK... 583 00:12:56,896 --> 00:13:00,166 THE BLACK WOMAN IS SO DESPERATE 584 00:13:00,172 --> 00:13:01,592 TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A 585 00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:03,896 GOOD BLACK MAN THAT WE'LL WAIT 586 00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:04,756 AROUND FOR THEM. 587 00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:05,548 >> PREACH ON. 588 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,621 >> ALL RIGHT. 589 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,480 WE'LL PRAY FOR THEM. 590 00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:08,172 >> MM-HMM. 591 00:13:08,172 --> 00:13:09,722 >> AND THEN WHEN WE FINALLY SNAG 592 00:13:09,724 --> 00:13:11,384 ONE, WE'LL JUST GO AHEAD AND LET 593 00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:13,209 THAT NEGRO JUST ACT A FOOL. 594 00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:14,786 >> OKAY. 595 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,033 SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS SO 596 00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:16,934 ANGRY. 597 00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:17,861 >> NOBODY ANGRY! 598 00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,072 >> NO, I MEAN, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE 599 00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:19,998 SUCH A -- 600 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,340 >> WHAT? SAY IT. 601 00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:22,344 >> THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SUCH A 602 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:25,664 BI...TTERSWEET CHOCOLATE MORSEL. 603 00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:27,545 OKAY. I UNDERSTAND THE PLIGHT. 604 00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:28,861 >> [ SCOFFS ] 605 00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:30,412 >> HOW DO I GET MY BLACK WOMAN 606 00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:32,663 TO WANT TO BE WITH ME? 607 00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:34,715 >> JUST ACCEPT HER ON HER TERMS. 608 00:13:34,724 --> 00:13:36,174 AND BE HONEST. 609 00:13:36,172 --> 00:13:37,662 >> THAT'S IT? 610 00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:38,925 >> YEAH. 611 00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:39,831 OH! AND... 612 00:13:39,827 --> 00:13:42,307 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] 613 00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:45,170 AND READ THIS BOOK. 614 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,342 >> STEVE HARVEY'S BOOK? 615 00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:47,664 >> HELL, YEAH. 616 00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:48,655 >> THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE GETTING 617 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:49,335 YOUR INFORMATION? 618 00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:50,034 >> SOME OF IT. 619 00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:50,934 I BET YOU THAT BARTENDER IS, 620 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:51,621 TOO. 621 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:52,520 I'M TELLING YOU, DON'T SLEEP. 622 00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:53,207 OKAY? 623 00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:55,406 HE AIN'T JUST AN ACTOR/DISC 624 00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:58,213 JOCKEY/CONNOISSEUR OF FINE 625 00:13:58,206 --> 00:14:02,236 SUITS/COMEDIAN/GAME-SHOW HOST. 626 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,071 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 627 00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:05,928 HE'S A PROPHET. 628 00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:07,001 NOW, YOU GO AND TELL THAT ON 629 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,170 THE MOUNTAIN, HEAR? 630 00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:11,172 >> EXCUSE ME. SORRY. 631 00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:13,142 >> EXCUSE ME. SORRY. >> EXCUSE ME, BRO. 632 00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:18,447 >> EXCUSE ME, BRO. 633 00:14:18,448 --> 00:14:19,658 >> OH, MAN! 634 00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:20,655 DERWIN DAVIS? 635 00:14:20,655 --> 00:14:21,965 >> YEAH, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 636 00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:22,655 YOU GOOD? 637 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:23,655 >> I'M SHOCKED! 638 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,405 LIKE, ARE YOU LOST OR SOMETHING? 639 00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:30,103 >> NO. 640 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,073 >> HEY, HEY, HEY! 641 00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:32,408 HEY, CAN I BOTHER YOU FOR AN 642 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,413 AUTOGRAPH? 643 00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:35,453 >> YOU WANT ME TO SIGN THE 644 00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:36,138 BIBLE? 645 00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:40,027 >> YEAH. 646 00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:41,934 >> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT, BRO? 647 00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,211 I-I'M GONNA HOLD OFF. 648 00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:44,616 >> OH. 649 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:47,240 OKAY. 650 00:14:47,241 --> 00:14:49,001 >> THERE'S A STORY HERE MOST 651 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 RECENTLY THAT WAS ANIMATED. 652 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,380 THE "WINNIE THE POOH" SERIES IS 653 00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:53,619 WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, AND 654 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:54,970 EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT LITTLE OLD 655 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:55,785 PIGLET. 656 00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,073 >> BOO, WHAT PAGE WE ON? 657 00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:57,998 >> I DON'T KNOW. 658 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,690 I CAN'T HEAR FROM BACK HERE. 659 00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:02,239 >> HEY, MY MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT 660 00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:03,411 PAGE WE'RE ON? 661 00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:05,033 >> NAH. I AIN'T EVEN LISTENING 662 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,764 TO THE DUDE. 663 00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:08,068 I GOT SO MUCH ON MY MIND, YOU 664 00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:09,238 KNOW? 665 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,171 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 666 00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:13,102 AS A MATTER OF FACT... 667 00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:14,343 YOU THINK YOU COULD LET ME HOLD 668 00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:18,214 A LITTLE SOMETHING? 669 00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:20,136 >> UH, W-WHAT YOU WANT? 670 00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:20,967 WHAT'S UP? 671 00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,685 >> YEAH, MAN, MY CELLY DOWN, AND 672 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,309 IT'S GONNA TAKE ABOUT A C-NOTE 673 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:28,450 TO BRING IT BACK TO LIFE. 674 00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:29,588 >> EVERYTHING OKAY BACK HERE IN 675 00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:32,826 COACH, DERWIN? 676 00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:34,447 >> YEAH, UH, I-I'M SORRY. 677 00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:35,658 I DON'T HAVE IT. 678 00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:37,545 >> OH, COME ON, MAN. 679 00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:39,551 I KNOW YOUGOT IT. 680 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:40,791 SEEING YOUR WIFE SITTING THERE 681 00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:42,693 WITH THAT $30,000 PURSE. 682 00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:43,619 >> HEY, HEY, OKAY? 683 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:44,620 DON'T BE WORRYING ABOUT WHAT MY 684 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:45,410 WIFE GOT, BRO. 685 00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:49,413 >> OH, PRAISE THE LORD, SAINT. 686 00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:50,933 >> NOW LET'S HEAR SOME PRAISE 687 00:15:50,931 --> 00:15:53,241 REPORTS. 688 00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:56,481 YES, MA'AM? 689 00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:58,452 >> HELLO, EVERYONE. 690 00:15:58,448 --> 00:16:02,478 MY NAME IS CELESTE... 691 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,072 AND RECENTLY, I'VE FALLEN ON 692 00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:07,138 SOME HARD TIMES. 693 00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:08,717 MY DAUGHTER TOOK SICK A FEW 694 00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:10,484 MONTHS BACK AND, TRYING TO TAKE 695 00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:12,242 CARE OF HER, I WOUND UP LOSING 696 00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:13,761 MY JOB. 697 00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:16,968 NOW MEDICAL BILLS MOUNTING UP. 698 00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:19,405 NOW, I ALREADY SOLD MY CAR AND 699 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:24,663 MY JEWELRY, AND I WOULD JUST... 700 00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:26,275 IF YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOUR 701 00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:28,205 HEART TO SAY A PRAYER FOR ME AND 702 00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:30,096 MY FAMILY, I'D REALLY APPRECIATE 703 00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,143 IT. 704 00:16:32,137 --> 00:16:33,617 THANK YOU. 705 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:37,790 AND GOD BLESS. 706 00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:42,173 OH, I'M SO SORRY! 707 00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:43,762 I SAT ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL PURSE. 708 00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:44,758 >> OH, NO, NO, NO. 709 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:46,448 >> OH, NO, NO, NO. NO, DON'T BE. 710 00:16:46,448 --> 00:16:51,548 NO, DON'T BE. 711 00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:53,761 >> HEY. 712 00:16:53,758 --> 00:16:57,138 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE DEAL. 713 00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,787 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 714 00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:00,693 I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU. 715 00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:01,719 >> IS THAT WHY YOU WENT OUT WITH 716 00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:02,694 THREE OF MY FRIENDS THIS WEEK? 717 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,519 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 718 00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:04,547 ONE, YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW ANY 719 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:05,240 OTHER BLACK WOMEN. 720 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,211 TWO, I ONLY DID IT 'CAUSE YOU 721 00:17:06,205 --> 00:17:06,995 SHUT ME DOWN. 722 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:07,900 I WAS TRYING TO REPLACE YOU. 723 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:08,996 >> WELL, HOW'D THAT WORK OUT? 724 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,030 >> NOT SO HOT-SO. 725 00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:11,104 >> HMM. 726 00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:12,173 >> BY THE WAY, YOUR FRIEND 727 00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:13,902 JASMINE -- WEIRD-O. 728 00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:14,716 NO, I'M SERIOUS. 729 00:17:14,723 --> 00:17:15,723 THEY NEED TO GO AHEAD AND LOCK 730 00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:16,863 HER ASS UP. 731 00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:17,832 BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 732 00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:18,757 IT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE. 733 00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:19,788 I'M HERE TO TELL YOU... 734 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,172 I'M NOT GONNA BE A MAN DRIVEN BY 735 00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:22,282 HIS EGO ANYMORE. 736 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,445 >> OH, MY GOD, YOU KNOW WHAT? 737 00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:24,478 I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND CALL BULL 738 00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,622 ON THAT ONE, SEEING AS THOUGH 739 00:17:25,619 --> 00:17:26,409 YOU CAN'T GO A WHOLE 740 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,413 CONVERSATION WITHOUT TELLING 741 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,593 SOMEBODY YOU BROUGHT THIS CITY A 742 00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:30,336 CHAMPIONSHIP. 743 00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:32,314 >> YOU -- YOU ARE ALWAYS LOCKED 744 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,340 AND LOADED, AREN'T YOU? 745 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,864 LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING THAT I'M 746 00:17:35,862 --> 00:17:37,342 GONNA PRETEND LIKE I DON'T HAVE 747 00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:38,144 AN EGO, OKAY? 748 00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:39,307 YOU'D HAVE ONE, TOO, IF YOU 749 00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:42,690 BROUGHT THE CITY A CH-- AAH! 750 00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:44,239 I KNOW THAT I'M NOT IN THE SAME 751 00:17:44,241 --> 00:17:45,971 PLACE IN LIFE AS YOU, BUT I WANT 752 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,065 TO TRY AND GET THERE. 753 00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:47,928 OKAY? 754 00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:49,001 NOT FINANCIALLY, YOU BUT KNOW 755 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:49,900 WHAT I MEAN. 756 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,656 SO LET'S TAKE THE FOUR WEEKS WE 757 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,235 HAVE UNTIL THE ANNULMENT AND, 758 00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,931 YOU KNOW, TRY TO MAKE SOMETHING, 759 00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:55,971 SOMETHING REAL. 760 00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:57,305 >> JASON, I'M SORRY. 761 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,970 IT'S JUST THAT MY BULL RADAR IS 762 00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:00,275 JUST OFF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW. 763 00:18:00,275 --> 00:18:01,165 >> WHY? NO! 764 00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:02,482 >> MA'AM, DID YOU NEED ANYTHING 765 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,242 ELSE? 766 00:18:03,241 --> 00:18:04,211 >> PLIGHT! 767 00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:05,476 I KNOW ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF 768 00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:06,212 THE... 769 00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:07,616 OF THE BLACK WOMAN. 770 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,620 HUH? 771 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,310 YES! 772 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:10,550 I KNOW HOW YOU'RE SO DESPERATE 773 00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,101 TO GET A GOOD BLACK MAN AND YOU 774 00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:13,623 WAIT AND WAIT AND YOU FINALLY 775 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,070 GET A GOOD BLACK MAN BUT THEN 776 00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:16,518 HE'S A FOOLISH NEGRO AND YOU 777 00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:17,477 PRAY -- NO. 778 00:18:17,482 --> 00:18:18,482 >> OH. 779 00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:19,522 >> I'M MESSING IT UP. 780 00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:21,447 STEVE HARVEY... 781 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,408 IS A PROPHET. 782 00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:23,903 >> OH, MY RADAR JUST EXPLODED. 783 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,166 JUST EXPLODED. 784 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,002 >> OKAY, JUST HOLD ON, LISTEN. 785 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:27,930 OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA USE SOMEONE 786 00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:28,901 ELSE'S WORDS TO TRY TO GET WHAT 787 00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:30,716 I WANT. 788 00:18:30,724 --> 00:18:34,104 AND WHAT I WANT IS YOU. 789 00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:35,663 AND I COULD STAND HERE AND TELL 790 00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:36,995 YOU EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO 791 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,410 HEAR, BUT THE REALITY IS YOU 792 00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:41,793 HAVE TO LET ME SHOW YOU INSTEAD. 793 00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:42,623 ALL RIGHT? 794 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,210 SO I'M ASKING YOU, PLEASE, 795 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:48,206 CHARDONNAY PITTS JUST... 796 00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:49,716 TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH WITH ME 797 00:18:49,724 --> 00:18:54,724 AND -- AND GIVE US A SHOT. 798 00:18:54,724 --> 00:18:57,034 >> OKAY. 799 00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:59,004 OKAY, I AM TURNING OFF MY RADAR. 800 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,070 >> ALL RIGHT. 801 00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:01,308 >> I'LL GIVE IT FOUR WEEKS. 802 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,520 >> I ONLY NEED THREE. 803 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:03,547 >> OKAY. 804 00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:04,551 >> NO, NO, FOUR'S GOOD, THOUGH. 805 00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:05,721 >> NO, NO, FOUR'S GOOD, THOUGH. 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