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>> OOH, GIRL, THIS IS THE
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LIVING.
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24-HOUR ROOM SERVICE, MAID
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SERVICE, ICE SERVICE?
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YOU'RE LIVING LIKE
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"PRETTY WOMAN" UP IN HERE.
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>> GIRL, AIN'T NOBODY PLAYIN',
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OKAY?
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IT'S ABOUT BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT?
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MAINTAINING THAT BIG-ASS HOUSE
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BY MYSELF?
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GIRL, IT WAS TAKING UP TOO MUCH
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OF MY TIME.
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OKAY, GIRL.
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I HAD THE GARDENER, THE
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MAINTENANCE, AND WHATNOT.
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SEE, RIGHT NOW, I JUST NEED TO
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BE FOCUSED ON MALIK'S CAREER.
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>> MM-HMM.
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YOU SURE IT WASN'T 'CAUSE THAT
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HOUSE IS HAUNTED -- THE GHOSTS
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OF RICK FOX AND DANTE?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> YOU EVER GET YOUR KIDS BACK
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FROM THE STATE?
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>> YOU GO TOO FAR.
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>> HI, GUYS.
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>> WELL, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO
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SHOW UP 30 MINUTES LATE FOR MY
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SUBCOMMITTEE.
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>> MM.
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>> I APOLOGIZE.
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I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HERE
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EARLIER, BUT I WAS ON THE
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ELEVATOR WITH A TOUR GROUP THAT
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GOT OFF ON EVERY FLOOR.
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I GUESS THAT'S THE DOWNSIDE TO
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HOTEL LIVING.
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>> GIRL, NOW, DON'T BE MAD
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'CAUSE YOU TRIED TO CUT ME OUT
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OF THAT VERIZON DEAL AND I HAD
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TO WAX THAT ASS IN NEGOTIATION
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TO GET MY 10%.
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[ GASPS ]
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Oh, but I haven't told a soul.
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>> WHATEVER.
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CAN WE JUST HEAR THESE
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PRELIMINARY IDEAS FOR THE
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FASHION SHOW?
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>> OH, WE WILL START WHEN I'M
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READY TO START!
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JUST SO HAPPEN I'M READY TO
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START.
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SO, LADIES, THIS YEAR, I HAVE
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ENLISTED THE HELP OF SOMEONE WHO
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IS GOING TO TAKE THIS SHOW TO A
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WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL.
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SHE IS THE EPITOME OF BEAUTY,
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STYLE, AND SOPHISTICATION.
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>> NeNe!
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>> HEY, LADIES!
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>> HEY!
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>> I AM SO EXCITED!
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TASHA HAS ASKED ME TO BE THE
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MARQUIS DESIGNER FEATURED IN
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THIS YEAR'S ANNUAL CHARITY
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FASHION SHOW.
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NOW IT IS THE PERFECT
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OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO INTRODUCE
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MY LINE OF CLOTHING FOR THE
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SEXY, COMFORTABLE, VO-LUMP-TUOUS
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WOMAN ON THE GO.
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>> DON'T YOU MEAN VOLUPTUOUS?
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>> NO.
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VO-LUMP-TUOUS.
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THAT IS THE INSPIRATION BEHIND
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LEAKESUOUS BY LINNETHIA "NeNe"
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LEAKES.
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>> MM!
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> WHO ON EARTH IS
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LINNETHIA LEAKES?
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>> LADIES!
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>> HIT IT, Y'ALL!
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OH!
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>> OWW.
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NOW, NOW, NOW.
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THIS IS A TRACK SUIT FOR WHEN
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YOU WANT TO THROW ON SNEAKERS
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AND HIT THE GYM OR THROW ON A
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PAIR OF PUMPS AND HIT THE MALL.
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>> HEY!
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>> HEY!
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AND THIS TRACK SUIT IS FOR YOUR
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COURTSIDE SEATS OR THE P.T.A.
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MEETING.
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IT IS AS IF CLASS MEETS SASS AND
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HAD A BABY!
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>> [ Chuckling ] HAD A BABY!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> NOW, THIS IS FOR THE CLUB.
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I LOST A SLEEVE SO YOU CAN
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REALLY GET YOUR GROOVE ON.
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>> THAT NEEDS POCKETS.
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>> NOW THIS I CONSIDER OUR
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SHOWSTOPPER, OKAY?
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IT'S FOR WHEN HE PROPOSES.
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>> OOH!
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THAT'S HOT! THAT'S HOT!
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>> NeNe LEAKESUOUS!
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>> NeNe LEAKESUOUS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> I SWEAR TO GOD.
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COACH SCREAMS AT ME ONE MORE
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TIME, I'MMA KNOCK HIM ON HIS
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ASS.
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>> YOU DO THAT, YOU GONNA BE
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PLAYING LEFT BENCH LIKE MALIK
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GROWING MAN BOOBS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> OH, SO NOW I'M GROWING MAN
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BOOBS, HUH, JEROME?
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>> I'M SORRY, MALIK.
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THAT WAS MEANT TO BE, UH, BEHIND
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YOUR BACK.
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>> MM.
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>> HEY, Y'ALL KILL THAT NOISE.
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AND, JUVON, MAN, YOU SHOULDN'T
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EVEN BE TALKING, MAN, 'CAUSE
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YOUR MAN BOOBIES HAVE GOTTEN
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REALLY SLOPPY LATELY.
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HEY, MALIK, MAN, DON'T SWEAT
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THEM FOOLS.
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>> THANKS, MAN.
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I APPRECIATE THE LOVE,
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ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU HELPED ME
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GET BENCHED.
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KILL YOURSELF, YOU BASTARD.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL.
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>> YOU THOUGHT WE WERE COOL?
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WHY, 'CAUSE I CAME TO YOUR SON'S
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BIRTHDAY PARTY?
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THAT'S MY GODSON.
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IT AIN'T HIS FAULT HIS DADDY'S
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A PIECE OF CRAP.
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>> PIECE OF CR--
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YOU KNOW, YOU BOUGHT A
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3-YEAR-OLD DIAMOND CUFF LINKS.
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THAT'S THE BEST GOD-DADDY EVER.
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JACKASS.
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HEY, OBI-KWAN KENOBI.
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HOW'S THE ARM FEELING, BABY?
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>> WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE LAST
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THREE TEAMS I BEAT?
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>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT'S UP, MAN.
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WE HAVE BEEN KILLIN' 'EM.
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HEY, MAN.
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NOT TO BE ALL IN YOUR BUSINESS,
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BRO, BUT I HEARD YOU BROKE UP
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WITH CAMILLE.
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>> YEAH.
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>> YO, DON'T EVEN SWEAT IT.
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YO, CHECK IT.
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AFTER PRACTICE SOMETIMES, I GRAB
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A COUPLE FELLAS, WE HANG OUT.
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YOU SHOULD COME WITH US, MAN.
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MIGHT CHEER YOU UP A BIT.
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>> NO, I'M GOOD.
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>> YO, THEY GOT KARAOKE.
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>> IT'S OKAY, REALLY.
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I'M GOOD.
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>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'LL LET YOU GET FIRST DIBS ON
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I'LL LET YOU GET FIRST DIBS ON
"WIND BENEATH MY WINGS."
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"WIND BENEATH MY WINGS."
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>> MELANIE!
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HEY, YOU UP HERE?!
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>> YEAH.
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>> HEY, WHAT'S UP, LADIES?
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UH, WHAT -- WHAT'S -- WHAT'S
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TONIGHT?
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>> THE TARANTINO MOVIE PREMIERE.
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I HUNG YOUR SUIT IN THE CLOSET.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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IT'S...
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S JUST NOTHING. NOTHING.
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SOMETHING AT PRACTICE TODAY.
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MAN.
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YOU KNOW, THAT KWAN KIRKLAND KID
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IS A CLOWN.
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LIKE, I INVITED HIM, RIGHT, TO
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ROLL WITH US, TO GET SOME FOOD,
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WHATEVER.
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HE HAS THE NERVE TO TELL ME,
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"I'M GOOD."
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>> HM.
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TASHA IS SO GHETTO.
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SHE'S TRYING TO TURN THE SUNBEAM
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FASHION SHOW INTO A SCENE FROM
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"THE WIZ."
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>> LIKE, I REALLY THOUGHT WE WAS
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COOL, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE, LIKE,
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AFTER I SCORED A TOUCHDOWN OR
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SOMETHING...
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I GIVE HIM THE POINT, YOU KNOW
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WHAT I MEAN?
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THAT -- THAT'S LOVE!
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>> HER THEME LAST YEAR WAS
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GHETTO DREAMIN', OKAY?
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AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT WAS
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GHETTO FEVER.
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OH, BACK IN '08, IT WAS
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"IT'S GHETTO UP IN HERR."
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I SUPPORT THE GHETTO JUST AS
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MUCH AS THE NEXT PERSON.
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I BUY BARBECUE ONCE A MONTH.
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BUT I MEAN, COME ON.
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
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>> I KNOW, RIGHT?
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I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET THIS
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KID DISRESPECT ME IN FRONT OF MY
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SQUAD.
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LIKE, I'M TRYING TO BUILD TEAM
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UNITY.
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FEEL ME?
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>> EXACTLY!
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AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT'S
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IRKED BY THIS.
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THERE'S A WHOLE FRACTION OF THE
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SUNBEAMS THAT WANTS THE FASHION
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SHOW TO BE...RESPECTFUL, NOT
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SOME SPECTACLE.
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OH, AND THEY NEED A VOICE, TOO.
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IT CAN'T JUST BE ABOUT ONE
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SELFISH INDIVIDUAL.
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>> SELFISH-ASS KWAN.
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>> SELFISH-ASS TASHA.
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TRUTH MOMENT?
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YOU ARE THE CAPTAIN OF THE
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SABERS, AND YOU PAID YOUR DUES
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RUNNING BEHIND MALIK AND JASON.
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NOW KWAN HAS TO KISS YOURASS.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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TRUTH MOMENT BACK?
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THE SUNBEAMS?
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THE SUNBEAMS ARE ALL YOU, BABY.
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OKAY, TASHA MACKNEEDS TO FALL
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BACKIN LINE.
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YOU FEEL ME?
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GIVE ME SOME.
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GIVE ME SOME.
>> OHH! YEAH!
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>> OHH! YEAH!
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>> OOH, WHO KNEW THEY HAD SUCH
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FINE EATERIES ON THE BLACK SIDE
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OF TOWN.
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>> UH, WOW, JASON.
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>> WOW, CHARDONNAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I-I DON'T THINK I WANT TO DO
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THIS.
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>> JASON, I PROMISED MY FRIENDS
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THAT THEY WERE GOING TO MEET
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JASON PITTS.
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>> I PROMISE THINGS ALL THE
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TIME.
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>> PLEASE?
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>> OKAY, FINE.
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>> OKAY.
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>> IS IT SO WRONG TO WANT A
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BLACK MAN THAT COMPLIMENTS ME,
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WHO HAS A GOOD JOB, WHO ISN'T
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GAY, WHO'S NEVER BEEN TO PRISON?
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>> WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE BLACK
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MAN I KNOW OF THAT FITS THAT
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DESCRIPTION.
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HI, JASON PITTS.
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BROUGHT THE CITY A CHAMPIONSHIP.
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>> OHH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OKAY, OKAY.
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WELL, I HEARD YOU TWO GOT ABOUT
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SIX WEEKS UNTIL THAT ANNULMENT'S
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FINAL.
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MAYBE YOU CAN FAKE MARRY ME
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NEXT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> OKAY, I HEAR YOU.
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I HEAR YOU.
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I DON'T SEE HOW BLACK COLLEGES
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PREPARE YOU FOR THE REAL
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DIVERSE, YOU KNOW...white world.
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>> DIESEL WENT TO A BLACK
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COLLEGE, AND HE'S PULLING IN SIX
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FIGURES...at a white company.
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>> NO!
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>> YEAH, MAN.
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>> HOLY COW!
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THIS IS THE WHOLE COW.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THIS IS ALL FOR ME?
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>> YES, AND YOU GET THE
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ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SHRIMP.
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>> NO!
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>> YES.
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>> FOR $12.99?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> WHY AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT
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THIS PLACE?
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>> BECAUSE YOU DELETED THE HOOD
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FROM YOUR GPS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> ALL I'M SAYING IS, MAN...
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LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS JUST
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BECAUSE YOU VOTE FOR OBAMA
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DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY BLACKER.
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>> NO.
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ADDING A LETTER "Z" TO THE END
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OF WORDS MAKES YOU BLACKER.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> I LIKE THAT!
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I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU.
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I LIKE THAT.
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>> MY BROTHER.
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YEAH.
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>> WHAT YOU JUST CALL ME?
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>> BROTHER.
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>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M A BROTHER.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED THAT
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BEFORE IN MY LIFE, NOR DID I
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THINK I'D BE SO PROUD TO BE
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CALLED THAT.
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BUT I AM.
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I'M PROUD.
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YOU JUST -- I'M A BROTHER.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> YES.
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>> HE'S A BROTHER.
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>> YES.
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>> GIVE IT UP FOR THE BROTHER.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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>> UH-OH, Y'ALL.
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WE GOT SOME COMPANY.
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>> HEY, FELLAS.
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>> OH, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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BE COOL, MAN.
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>> WHAT?
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I SAID "HEY."
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>> YOU'RE CALLING UNWANTED
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ATTENTION.
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>> DIESEL GOT A DWB LAST WEEK --
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DRIVING WHILE BLACK.
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>> NOW, SEE, THAT IS JUST
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ANOTHER IMAGINARY HURDLE THAT WE
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USE THAT KEEP OURSELVES FROM
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GETTING AHEAD.
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OKAY?
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NEED TO WRITE ONE OF YOUR DEF
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POEM JAMS ABOUT THAT.
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>> NAH, MAN.
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YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR BLINDERS
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OFF.
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>> I GET PULLED OVER, LIKE, ONCE
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A MONTH, MAN.
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THEY ASK ME FOR AN AUTOGRAPH.
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THEY KEEP IT MOVING.
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>> WELL, THEY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU
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ARE WHEN THEY PULL YOU OVER,
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DUDE.
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ALL THEY KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE A
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BLACK GUY DRIVING IN AN UPSCALE,
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WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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>> OKAY. OKAY.
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>> [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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LISTEN, NO, NO.
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NO PREACH. NO PREACH.
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LISTEN.
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YOU GUYS GOT ME TO RETHINK THE
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WHOLE BLACK COLLEGE THING.
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I TOLD YOU I'M GONNA FILL OUT
385
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THE APPLICATION FOR THE RUSH
386
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CARD.
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BUT YOU GUYS ARE BEING A LITTLE
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OVERSENSITIVE ABOUT THIS.
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>> NO. NO.
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RACISM IS RACISM NO MATTER WHO
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YOU ARE.
392
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BUT OPEN YOUR EYES, AND YOU'LL
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SEE.
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>> WAIT! WAIT!
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AND Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE
396
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WHO ELSE I LANDED FOR THE
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FASHION SHOW.
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ICE-T'S WIFE -- COCO-T!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
400
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>> THE BAR WAS RIGHT HERE, BUT
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YOU DONE TAKE IT WAY UP THERE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> LADIES? LADIES?
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MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
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PLEASE?
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>> [ As valley girl ] IT'S
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BRYNN, WITH A "B"?!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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GIRL, REALLY?
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ALL THIS TIME, I BEEN SPELLING
411
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IT "SUSIE SAUSAGE HEAD."
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>> FOR THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED,
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I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH
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MELANIE AND I HAVE SOME GOOD
415
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NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS.
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OUR PRESIDENT COULD NOT BE HERE
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TODAY BECAUSE SHE'S TRYING
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FOR...
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IN VITRO!
420
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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SO WITH OUR HEARTS FULL OF LOVE,
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LET'S GIVE HER A SUNBEAM SALUTE.
423
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>> OOH, WELL, SINCE WE UP IN
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HERE TESTIFYING, WON'T Y'ALL
425
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GIVE A LITTLE SALUTE FOR THE
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00:09:01,965 --> 00:09:03,165
DENTAL APPOINTMENT I GOT NEXT
427
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WEEK.
428
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>> AND SO --
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>> AND SO THIS MEETING IS OVER!
430
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OKAY, I SAY WE TAKE IT UP A
431
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NOTCH.
432
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WHO WANTS TEQUILA?
433
00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:11,662
>> YOU KNOW HOW OUR PRESIDENT
434
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IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT BEING A
435
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3:00 A.M. PERSON AND, YOU KNOW,
436
00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:16,214
ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT COMING UP
437
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WITH NEW IDEAS.
438
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AND LAST NIGHT, I HAD A
439
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3:00-A.M. MOMENT.
440
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IT'S ABOUT THE FASHION SHOW.
441
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SO I MADE SOME CALLS AND PULLED
442
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SOME STRINGS.
443
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>> OH, I GUESS MY PHONE WASN'T
444
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WORKING.
445
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>> LADIES, I'D LIKE TO PRESENT
446
00:09:30,931 --> 00:09:33,931
THE TOAST OF BRITISH FASHION, BY
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WAY OF ALABAMA,
448
00:09:36,241 --> 00:09:38,001
MR. DONATELLA SWEETESCOTT!
449
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,930
[ APPLAUSE ]
450
00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:40,521
>> OH, WELL, THANK YOU.
451
00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:41,897
THANK YOU, LADIES.
452
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[ CHUCKLES ]
453
00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:43,516
>> WHO THE HELL IS
454
00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:44,657
DONATELLA SWEETESCOTT?
455
00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:45,755
>> WHO THE HELL AM I?
456
00:09:45,758 --> 00:09:46,898
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
457
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HONEY, I'VE GOT FASCINATORS
458
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OLDER THAN YOU ARE.
459
00:09:49,724 --> 00:09:51,314
>> WHAT THE HELL IS A
460
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FASCINATOR?
461
00:09:52,275 --> 00:09:54,445
>> GIRL, IT'S LIKE A BUTTON.
462
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>> WHEN BRYNN CALLED AND TOLD ME
463
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THAT YOUR FASHION SHOW WAS IN
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00:09:57,275 --> 00:10:00,545
THE CRAPPER, I SAID, "I AM
465
00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:01,211
BUSY!
466
00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:02,206
I'M IN THE LOO!"
467
00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:02,996
[ LAUGHTER ]
468
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:03,760
NO, I'M LYING.
469
00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:04,998
I ACTUALLY SAID, "I'M IN THE
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CRAPPER!"
471
00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:06,794
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
472
00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:07,933
>> WELL, TO MAKE A LONG STORY
473
00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:08,591
SHORT --
474
00:10:08,586 --> 00:10:09,616
>> MM, LIKE YOU GOT ANY OTHER
475
00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:10,280
CHOICE.
476
00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:10,965
>> OOH!
477
00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:11,925
[ LAUGHTER ]
478
00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:14,001
MM-HMM.
479
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,340
TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT,
480
00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:19,104
BRYNN OFFERED ME $10,000 TO STEP
481
00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:21,693
IN AND FIX THIS TRAIN WRECK.
482
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,589
AND SO I SAID, "WELL, LET'S
483
00:10:23,586 --> 00:10:24,896
POLISH THIS TURD!"
484
00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:25,826
[ LAUGHTER ]
485
00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:28,787
OKAY, LADIES.
486
00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:32,623
CORNUCOPIA BY SWEETESCOTT.
487
00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,550
CORNUCOPIA BY SWEETESCOTT.
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
488
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:40,311
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
489
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:42,170
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> HMPH!
490
00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:46,172
>> HMPH!
491
00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:47,482
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
492
00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:49,622
AND LADIES, THAT IS OVER THE
493
00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:50,760
RAINBOW.
494
00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:52,618
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
495
00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:53,340
[ APPLAUSE ]
496
00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:54,624
>> SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?
497
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,170
WHAT, I'M SUPPOSED TO SANDWICH
498
00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:57,692
HERIN BETWEEN COCO-T AND --
499
00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:58,759
>> HUP-UP-UP-UP -- HER?
500
00:10:58,758 --> 00:10:59,408
>> YEAH.
501
00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:00,933
>> NO, I THINK YOU MEANT HIM.
502
00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:02,071
HONEY, UNDERNEATH THESE
503
00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:04,828
PETTICOATS, I AM ALL MAN.
504
00:11:04,827 --> 00:11:06,027
>> OKAY, WELL, JUST MAKE SURE
505
00:11:06,034 --> 00:11:07,174
YOU KEEP YOUR PETTICOAT ALL
506
00:11:07,172 --> 00:11:09,342
FASCINATED UP.
507
00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:10,694
>> I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT.
508
00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:11,999
THE FASHION SHOW NEEDS A NEW
509
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,170
DIRECTION AND NEW LEADERSHIP.
510
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:13,862
AGREE?
511
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:14,762
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
512
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,238
HOLD UP, HEATHER HOT LINK, OKAY?
513
00:11:16,241 --> 00:11:17,721
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN RUNNING THIS
514
00:11:17,724 --> 00:11:19,144
FASHION SHOW FOR THE PAST SIX
515
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:19,897
YEARS, OKAY?
516
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,376
BEFORE YOUR LITTLE BOUGIE ASS
517
00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:22,339
EVEN GOT OFF THE SHIP.
518
00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:23,004
>> YEP.
519
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,410
LAST YEAR SHE RAISED $500,000
520
00:11:24,413 --> 00:11:25,283
FOR SICKLE CELL.
521
00:11:25,275 --> 00:11:26,065
>> MM-HMM.
522
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,518
>> WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
523
00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:29,407
BUT JUST IMAGINE HOW MUCH MORE
524
00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:31,173
MONEY YOU COULD RAISE WITH A
525
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:32,342
REAL FASHION SHOW.
526
00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:33,004
>> OH!
527
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:33,690
>> OH.
528
00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:34,619
>> OKAY, SO, WHAT?
529
00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:35,930
YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT MY
530
00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:37,101
FASHION SHOW AIN'T REAL?
531
00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:38,003
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
532
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:38,660
>> PLEASE!
533
00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:39,305
GHETTOPIA?
534
00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,000
PSSHT.
535
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,170
THAT WAS THE TRUTH.
536
00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:42,072
>> THANK YOU!
537
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,858
>> LADIES, LADIES, THERE WAS A
538
00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:45,722
REASON THAT WE FLED BRITAIN.
539
00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:47,594
LET'S PUT IT TO A VOTE.
540
00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:48,996
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
541
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,340
ALL IN FAVOR FOR MY GIRL, RAISE
542
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,344
YOUR HAND.
543
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,594
>> AND ALL IN FAVOR OF WHAT I
544
00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:56,786
WANT TO DO, RAISE YOUR HAND.
545
00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:57,523
>> OH.
546
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,717
>> ALL RIGHT.
547
00:11:58,724 --> 00:12:00,454
SO WHAT'S THE COUNT?
548
00:12:00,448 --> 00:12:01,998
>> 12-10.
549
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:02,970
YOU WON.
550
00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:03,925
>> HA!
551
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,931
SO TAKE THAT, BARBIE BACON!
552
00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:08,311
>> BARBIE BACON, REALLY?
553
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,030
>> DAMN IT.
554
00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:10,554
I CAN'T WIN AT EVERYTHING.
555
00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:11,241
>> LADIES.
556
00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:12,411
>> OH, WELL, OKAY.
557
00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:13,073
OH, WHAT?
558
00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:14,028
SO NOW WE ADJOURN?!
559
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:14,724
HUH!
560
00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:16,524
OH, AND TAKE LITTLE SWEET SHORTS
561
00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:17,927
WITH YOU.
562
00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:19,661
[ ALARM BEEPING ]
563
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,335
>> I'M SORRY.
564
00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:21,834
I NEED TO CHECK YOUR BAGS.
565
00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:22,857
>> YEAH. NO PROBLEM.
566
00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:23,722
>> YOU'RE FINE.
567
00:12:23,724 --> 00:12:25,624
HAVE A NICE DAY.
568
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,900
SIR, CAN YOU OPEN YOUR BAGS?
569
00:12:27,896 --> 00:12:29,026
>> SURE.
570
00:12:29,034 --> 00:12:30,454
UM, WHY DID HE GET TO WALK AWAY
571
00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:31,098
UNCHECKED?
572
00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:32,243
>> I'M SURE YOU SET OFF THE
573
00:12:32,241 --> 00:12:32,931
SENSOR.
574
00:12:32,931 --> 00:12:35,691
>> OH, YOU'RE SURE, ARE YOU?
575
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:36,479
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
576
00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:37,142
LITTLE LADY.
577
00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:37,967
NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE
578
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:38,615
THIEVES, OKAY?
579
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:39,620
IT'S LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING
580
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,520
SAID --
581
00:12:41,517 --> 00:12:42,857
I BELIEVE MALCOLM "X" SAID IT
582
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,242
BEST --
583
00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,171
YOU KNOW ANY MOS DEF?
584
00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:48,032
>> YOUR CASHIER'S STILL IN
585
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:48,724
TRAINING.
586
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,004
SHE'S BEEN FORGETTING TO REMOVE
587
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000
THE SENSORS ALL MORNING.
588
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,660
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
589
00:12:53,655 --> 00:12:54,305
OH!
590
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:55,480
MY FAULT.
591
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,382
THAT'S MY FAULT.
592
00:12:57,379 --> 00:12:59,929
YOU KNOW, MY EX-WIFE IS WHITE.
593
00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:01,001
IT'S NOT WHY I LEFT HER, IT'S
594
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,930
WHY -- IT'S ACTUALLY WHY I
595
00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:03,791
MARRIED HER.
596
00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,793
MARRIED HER.
SO WE'RE GOOD?
597
00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:08,033
SO WE'RE GOOD?
598
00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:09,414
>> OH! WHOA!
599
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,523
>> AH, SHUT UP, BLACKIE!
600
00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:13,517
>> AH, SHUT UP, BLACKIE!
I COULD HAVE HIT YOU.
601
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:17,477
I COULD HAVE HIT YOU.
602
00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:21,142
I COULD HAVE HIT YOU.
[ CHEERING ]
603
00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:24,377
[ CHEERING ]
604
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,099
>> HEY!
605
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:26,243
HEY, BOY!
606
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:28,211
HEY!
607
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:29,966
WE LET THEM KNOW OUT THERE THAT
608
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:31,095
THIS RIGHT HERE IS SABER
609
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:31,793
COUNTRY!
610
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:32,453
>> YEAH!
611
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:33,968
>> I NEED ALL YOU BASTARDS TO
612
00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:35,615
HURRY UP AND GET DRESSED, 'CAUSE
613
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,170
I'M TAKING YOU ALL OUT AND WE
614
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:38,282
TEARING UP THE TOWN!
615
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:38,995
>> LET'S GO!
616
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,790
>> LET'S GO!
617
00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:40,663
>> HEY, KWAN?!
618
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:41,855
YOU GOING TO ROLL WITH US,
619
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:42,522
RIGHT?
620
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,167
>> NO, I'M GOOD.
621
00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:46,212
>> OH, OH, HE'S GOOD.
622
00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:47,686
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT
623
00:13:47,689 --> 00:13:48,379
MEANS EXACTLY.
624
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:49,689
EXPLAIN THAT TO ME, YOU GOOD.
625
00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:50,999
IS THAT LIKE YOU TOO GOOD TO
626
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:51,690
HANG WITH US?
627
00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:53,029
I MEAN, YOU ARE A SABER, RIGHT?
628
00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:54,104
>> OKAY.
629
00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:54,903
THAT'S HOW YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
630
00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:56,166
>> I MEAN, PLEASE EXPLAIN.
631
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:57,412
>> OKAY. I'LL EXPLAIN.
632
00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:58,903
I WILL BE PERFECTLY CLEAR.
633
00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:00,336
I'M NOT HERE TO BE YOUR BUDDY,
634
00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:01,004
OKAY?
635
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,280
I'M NOT YOUR MALIK OR YOUR
636
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:02,965
JASON.
637
00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:04,515
HELL, I'M NOT EVEN YOUR JUVON.
638
00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:05,377
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
639
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,449
>> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
640
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:08,408
>> I'M HERE TO WIN
641
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:09,173
CHAMPIONSHIPS.
642
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:09,862
>> MM-HMM.
643
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:11,342
>> SO STOP FINDING WAYS TO ASK
644
00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:12,284
ME OUT, ALL RIGHT?
645
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:13,755
IT'S GETTING KIND OF SUSPECT,
646
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:14,618
DON'T YOU THINK?
647
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,280
>> All: OOH!
648
00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:15,965
[ LAUGHTER ]
649
00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:16,995
>> HEY, Y'ALL, BE COOL.
650
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,660
BE COOL WITH THAT CRAP.
651
00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:21,375
FIRST OF ALL, KWAN, YOU'RE THE
652
00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:23,099
ONLY ONE UP IN HERE WHO THINKS
653
00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:24,343
HE'S A BILLY BAD ASS.
654
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:25,694
>> OKAY, RIGHT. RIGHT.
655
00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:26,409
ALL RIGHT.
656
00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:28,173
HEY, FELLAS, WHY DON'T YOU ENJOY
657
00:14:28,172 --> 00:14:30,662
YOUR "PARTYING."
658
00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:32,445
>> HEY, I CAN SEE WHAT KWAN'S
659
00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:34,238
INSINUATING SO HOT SAUCE OUT.
660
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,411
>> REALLY, HOT SAUCE?
661
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:36,073
YEAH?
662
00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,788
>> ANYBODY ELSE GONNA BAIL?
663
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,413
>> YEAH, I'M OUT TOO, BRO.
664
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,213
>> YOU TOO, HUH?
665
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:44,136
OKAY.
666
00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:47,447
WELL, ANYWAYS, GOOD WIN.
667
00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:48,618
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
668
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,690
JUST WHEN YOU THINK SOMEBODY'S
669
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:51,519
YOUR BOY.
670
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,757
KA-KA-KA!
671
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:54,758
CRAZY, HUH?
672
00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,408
CRAZY, HUH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
673
00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:57,383
[ CHUCKLES ]
674
00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,279
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
675
00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:03,475
>> [ SIGHS ]
676
00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:05,342
>> EXCUSE ME, IS THIS YOUR COAT?
677
00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:06,004
>> YEAH. IT'S MY COAT.
678
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,690
I PAID FOR IT.
679
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:07,379
WHAT, BLACK MEN CAN'T HAVE A
680
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:07,999
COAT?
681
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,830
OH, WE'RE FROM AFRICA?
682
00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:09,477
WE'RE ALWAYS HOT?
683
00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:10,242
WE DON'T NEED COATS?
684
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:11,141
>> I WAS JUST GONNA ASK FOR A
685
00:15:11,137 --> 00:15:11,827
PLACE TO SIT.
686
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:12,827
>> SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE, DUDE.
687
00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:16,027
I'M HOT.
688
00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:17,244
>> JASON, WHAT'S GOING ON?
689
00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:18,071
>> I JUST, I'M --
690
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,378
I FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING IN THE
691
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:20,449
"INCEPTION" OF RACISM.
692
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:21,688
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS AND WHAT
693
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:22,969
ISN'T ANYMORE, AND IT'S YOUR
694
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,275
FAULT -- YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS.
695
00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:24,965
>> [ SCOFFS ]
696
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,275
DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW
697
00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:26,995
YOU WERE BLACK.
698
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:27,900
>> IT'S EASIER TO DISMISS WITH
699
00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:28,546
ME.
700
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:29,241
>> JASON...
701
00:15:29,241 --> 00:15:29,931
>> NO, LOOK.
702
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:31,101
I'M RICH-AND-FAMOUS BLACK.
703
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:32,343
HOW DO YOU DO IT WHEN YOU'RE
704
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:33,414
JUST REGULAR-OLD-BLACK BLACK
705
00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:34,073
LIKE YOU?
706
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:34,758
>> OH! BAM.
707
00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:37,518
I IGNORE IT, JASON, SPEAK UP
708
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:38,827
ABOUT IT, AND FIGHT IF IT'S
709
00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:40,137
NECESSARY, BUT AT THE END OF THE
710
00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:41,067
DAY, I STILL HAVE TO LIVE MY
711
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:41,758
LIFE.
712
00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:43,168
>> YEAH, WELL, AT THE END OF THE
713
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,102
DAY, I NEED A DRINK.
714
00:15:44,103 --> 00:15:45,413
>> LOOK.
715
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:46,793
TRUST ME.
716
00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:49,833
TRUST ME.
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, J. TWITTY.
717
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:53,717
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, J. TWITTY.
718
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:54,384
WHAT?
719
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:55,409
>> WHAT WHAT?
720
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,313
>> WHAT WHAT?
>> WHAT WHAT WHAT?
721
00:15:57,310 --> 00:16:01,760
>> WHAT WHAT WHAT?
722
00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:02,718
>> THAT'S WHAT.
723
00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:05,904
>> MM, NOW I NEED ME A DRINK.
724
00:16:05,896 --> 00:16:07,406
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
725
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:08,383
MELANIE!
726
00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:09,279
COME ON!
727
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:11,165
WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!
728
00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:13,142
IT'S VERY EASY, FRONT TO BACK.
729
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,967
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
730
00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:16,275
>> SHH!
731
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,065
SHE NEEDS TO REST.
732
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:19,098
>> NOW, WHAT NOW?
733
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,793
>> LADIES, GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS.
734
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:21,763
ACTUALLY, JUST NEWS.
735
00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:22,998
OUR PRESIDENT IS UNDER DOCTOR'S
736
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:23,660
ORDERS.
737
00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:25,095
HER BODY HAS BEEN UNDER A LOT OF
738
00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:26,033
STRESS, SO SHE NEEDS TO REST
739
00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:26,724
TODAY.
740
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:27,384
>> REST?
741
00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:28,139
REST FROM WHAT?
742
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:29,517
THAT HEIFER DON'T DO NOTHING.
743
00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:30,997
LOOK, I NEEDED TO COME DOWN HERE
744
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,380
'CAUSE I NEED A CHECK CUT FOR
745
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:33,829
5 G's FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT FOR
746
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:34,997
THE FASHION SHOW.
747
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,660
ALL RIGHT.
748
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:37,205
NOW, I DON'T WANT Y'ALL GETTING
749
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:38,306
ALL EXCITED, BUT I GOT
750
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:39,760
2/4s OF JODECI TO PERFORM FOR
751
00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:40,658
THE FASHION SHOW.
752
00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:41,785
GIRL, WE GOT JOJO AND
753
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,453
MR. DALVIN.
754
00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:43,898
K-CI AND DeVANTE, THEY HAVING
755
00:16:43,896 --> 00:16:45,516
SOME ISSUES, BUT THEY SWEAR THEY
756
00:16:45,517 --> 00:16:46,857
GONNA TRY AND WORK IT OUT.
757
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:48,242
>> SO YOU DIDN'T TALK TO OUR
758
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,861
PRESIDENT?
759
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:50,972
>> ABOUT WHAT?
760
00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,685
>> THE FASHION SHOW ISSUE.
761
00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:54,139
>> WE DON'T HAVE NO ISSUE.
762
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:54,997
I WON. Y'ALL LOST.
763
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:55,660
OKAY?
764
00:16:55,655 --> 00:16:57,235
NOW, I NEED A CHECK FOR $5,000
765
00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:58,591
FOR JO AND MR. DALVIN.
766
00:16:58,586 --> 00:16:59,236
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ]
767
00:16:59,241 --> 00:16:59,931
OH, HELL.
768
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,001
SEE, THAT'S THEM TEXTING ME
769
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,210
RIGHT NOW.
770
00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:04,476
"WHERE THE MONEY AT, TASHA?"
771
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:08,932
OOH, WELL, IT'S COMING.
772
00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:10,521
IT'S COMING.
773
00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:11,207
RIGHT, BRYNN?
774
00:17:11,205 --> 00:17:12,405
>> I THINK WE SHOULD GET THE
775
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:15,763
PRESIDENT ON THE PHONE.
776
00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:18,898
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ]
777
00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:19,716
>> HI, BRYNN.
778
00:17:19,723 --> 00:17:21,103
>> Hi, you're on speaker.
779
00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:22,903
WE'RE JUST DISCUSSING THE DIVIDE
780
00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:24,476
THE FASHION SHOW HAS CAUSED.
781
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,592
>> Hi, everyone!
782
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,376
Look, I am so sorry I couldn't
783
00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:29,138
come down there, and I'm even
784
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:30,927
more sorry my sunbeams are in
785
00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:31,661
discord.
786
00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:33,515
And that's the last thing I want
787
00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:34,447
on my watch.
788
00:17:34,448 --> 00:17:35,858
So, in an effort to make peace,
789
00:17:35,862 --> 00:17:37,212
as President, I will be
790
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:39,096
commandeering this fashion show
791
00:17:39,103 --> 00:17:40,343
per Sunbeam bylaws.
792
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:43,004
>> WOW! WOW!
793
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,140
YOU KNOW WHAT?
794
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,277
YOUR ASS WENT ALL TO WAR ON ME.
795
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,305
[ CHUCKLES ]
796
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:49,340
I AM PLAYING CHECKERS, AND YOUR
797
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:51,384
ASS IS UP THERE PLAYING CHESS.
798
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:52,339
YOU KNOW WHAT?
799
00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:54,384
LITTLE SUSIE SAUSAGE HEAD HERE,
800
00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:56,309
YOU NEVER WANTED TO TAKE OVER
801
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:57,590
THAT FASHION SHOW.
802
00:17:57,586 --> 00:18:00,966
NO, YOU TOO STUPID FOR THIS.
803
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,405
YOU THE ONE THAT WANTED TO TAKE
804
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:03,663
OVER MY FASHION SHOW, HUH?
805
00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:05,025
>> WELL, IF IT MEANS SAVING MY
806
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:06,074
SUNBEAMS, OF COURSE.
807
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,098
>> You know what?
808
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:08,593
You spiteful little heifer!
809
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:09,236
You know what?
810
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:10,381
You're the one trying to turn
811
00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:11,519
everybody against me trying to
812
00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:12,757
say that this whole little thing
813
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,968
is ghetto, when your ass is the
814
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:14,995
one that's been riding this
815
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:15,970
ghetto train for the last five
816
00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:16,615
years.
817
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,030
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS,
818
00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:18,724
MEL?
819
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,554
IT WAS ABOUT US PARTYING, AND WE
820
00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:22,341
WAS HAVING FUN.
821
00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:23,524
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
822
00:18:23,517 --> 00:18:25,587
REAL TALK, MEL?
823
00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:26,966
THIS AIN'T EVEN ABOUT THE
824
00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:28,095
FASHION SHOW, IS IT?
825
00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:29,663
THIS IS ABOUT ME BEATING YOU.
826
00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:31,205
I'm beating you at arbitration,
827
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:32,446
and I'm beating you on that
828
00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:33,098
vote.
829
00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:34,763
But you know what, little girl?
830
00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:36,688
I'm gonna keep beatin' you.
831
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:37,789
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
832
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:39,073
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
833
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:40,658
AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M
834
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:41,715
BETTER THAN YOU!
835
00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:43,554
YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A WANNABE.
836
00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:44,381
YOU WANNA BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN
837
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:45,589
WHAT YOU REALLY ARE,
838
00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:47,166
BUT REAL TALK,
839
00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:49,032
You ain't nothing but a baller's
840
00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:50,624
wife who don't do nothing.
841
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,410
And it don't get no more ghetto
842
00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:53,173
than that.
843
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:53,902
>> [ SCOFFS ]
844
00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:54,546
HEY!
845
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,281
>> SORRY.
846
00:18:55,275 --> 00:18:56,615
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR LITTLE FASHION
847
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:57,280
SHOW, OKAY?
848
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,615
BECAUSE THAT WAS THE LAST THING
849
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,690
BECAUSE THAT WAS THE LAST THING
THAT WAS KEEPING ME HERE ANYWAY.
850
00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:03,759
THAT WAS KEEPING ME HERE ANYWAY.
851
00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:04,828
THAT WAS KEEPING ME HERE ANYWAY.
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852
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:09,428
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