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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,448 --> 00:00:05,618 >> ♪ I'M UP IN THE WOODS 2 00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:07,520 >> BURN A CANDLE. 3 00:00:07,517 --> 00:00:08,757 HOP AROUND A FIRE. 4 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:09,928 SAY A PRAYER. 5 00:00:09,931 --> 00:00:11,241 DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU HAVE TO DO 6 00:00:11,241 --> 00:00:12,101 TO COME TO THE TERMS WITH THE 7 00:00:12,103 --> 00:00:13,033 FACT THAT I DID IT. 8 00:00:13,034 --> 00:00:14,454 I HAD AN ABORTION! 9 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:17,618 >> ♪ TO SLOW DOWN THE TIME 10 00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:19,280 >> PLEASE TELL SHE'S NOT DEAD. 11 00:00:19,275 --> 00:00:21,545 >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DO KNOW 12 00:00:21,551 --> 00:00:22,481 I DON'T WANT MY FINGERPRINTS 13 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:24,342 ON THE BODY IF SHE IS, SO... 14 00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:28,284 NO DISRESPECT. 15 00:00:28,275 --> 00:00:32,755 >> ♪ I'M BUILDING A STILL 16 00:00:32,758 --> 00:00:34,618 >> OH, HELL. 17 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:35,970 SHE DEAD. 18 00:00:35,965 --> 00:00:39,095 >> ♪ I'M UP IN THE WOODS 19 00:00:39,103 --> 00:00:41,523 >> YOU WANT TO KIDNAP ME, HUH? 20 00:00:41,517 --> 00:00:42,687 TRADE ME UP FOR A LOT OF 21 00:00:42,689 --> 00:00:44,099 CHIMICHANGAS, OR SOMETHING LIKE 22 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:45,213 THAT? 23 00:00:45,206 --> 00:00:46,306 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 24 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:47,590 AMIGO, YOU BETTER BRING ALL OF 25 00:00:47,586 --> 00:00:48,616 MEXICO TO COME FOR ME, 26 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:49,590 BECAUSE I'M IN THE MOOD 27 00:00:49,586 --> 00:00:53,616 FOR SOME TACOS. 28 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,170 HUH. 29 00:00:56,172 --> 00:01:01,212 WHEN THE HELL DID I GET MARRIED? 30 00:01:01,206 --> 00:01:02,206 [aggressive rock music] 31 00:01:02,206 --> 00:01:07,516 [aggressive rock music] ♪ 32 00:01:07,517 --> 00:01:12,857 ♪ 33 00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:13,662 >> SO DO YOU STILL WANT 34 00:01:13,655 --> 00:01:15,275 TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT? 35 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,025 >> [laughing] 36 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,174 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 37 00:01:18,172 --> 00:01:19,692 MELANIE, DO YOU REALLY THINK 38 00:01:19,689 --> 00:01:20,899 I WANT FISH OF THE DAY 39 00:01:20,896 --> 00:01:21,756 RIGHT NOW? 40 00:01:21,758 --> 00:01:22,658 >> WELL, I DO. 41 00:01:22,655 --> 00:01:23,855 IT'S TILAPIA. 42 00:01:23,862 --> 00:01:25,342 SO YOU EITHER CAN DROP ME OFF 43 00:01:25,344 --> 00:01:26,484 SO I CAN PICK UP MY CAR, 44 00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:28,002 OR YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR KEYS 45 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,520 AND YOU CAN TAKE A CAB HOME. 46 00:01:29,517 --> 00:01:30,337 >> SO I GUESS WE'RE REALLY 47 00:01:30,344 --> 00:01:31,284 GONNA DO THIS. 48 00:01:31,275 --> 00:01:32,545 >> DO WHAT, DERWIN? 49 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:33,451 >> YOU ACT LIKE NOTHING 50 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:34,278 HAPPENED, LIKE OUR LIVES JUST 51 00:01:34,275 --> 00:01:35,065 DIDN'T CHANGE IN THERE? 52 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:35,898 >> WELL, IT DIDN'T CHANGE FOR 53 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,516 ME, BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO IT. 54 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:38,337 AND I WISH YOU WOULD STOP 55 00:01:38,344 --> 00:01:39,344 LOOKING AT ME LIKE I KILLED 56 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:40,314 SOMEBODY'S BABY. 57 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:41,860 >> SOMEBODY'S OR MINE? 58 00:01:41,862 --> 00:01:45,282 >> BETTER YET, I'LL TAKE A CAB. 59 00:01:45,275 --> 00:01:46,275 MELANIE, YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE 60 00:01:46,275 --> 00:01:47,895 NO CABS IN SAN DIEGO. 61 00:01:47,896 --> 00:01:48,896 YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING 62 00:01:48,896 --> 00:01:49,546 ANYWHERE. 63 00:01:49,551 --> 00:01:50,861 HUH? 64 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:51,662 GOD! 65 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:52,375 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE 66 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:53,619 SO MELODRAMATIC, MELANIE? 67 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:54,660 ALWAYS TRYING TO BE 68 00:01:54,655 --> 00:01:56,205 THE STRONG BLACK WOMAN. 69 00:01:56,206 --> 00:01:57,026 WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING 70 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,414 TO YOURSELF, HUH, HUH? 71 00:01:58,413 --> 00:01:59,073 BLACK WOMEN DON'T TALK 72 00:01:59,068 --> 00:02:00,478 TO THEMSELVES. 73 00:02:00,482 --> 00:02:01,622 THIS IS-- 74 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:02,970 >> I THINK THE PSYCHIATRIC WARD 75 00:02:02,965 --> 00:02:04,275 IS ON FLOOR THREE. 76 00:02:04,275 --> 00:02:05,165 >> MCHOTTIE? 77 00:02:05,172 --> 00:02:06,862 >> MCTHANKYOU. 78 00:02:06,862 --> 00:02:08,072 >> UH, LOOK, NO OFFENSE, 79 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:08,998 BUT YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON 80 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,240 I NEED TO SEE RIGHT NOW. 81 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:11,311 BUT YOUR KID IS CUTE--HI. 82 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:12,860 >> OH, NO, NO, NO, NOT MY KID. 83 00:02:12,862 --> 00:02:14,482 THIS IS MORE LIKE JERRY'S KID. 84 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,242 YEAH, MY LOIN WOULD PRODUCE 85 00:02:16,241 --> 00:02:17,001 FAR FINER. 86 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,860 I'M SURE WE WOULD AGREE 87 00:02:18,862 --> 00:02:19,482 WITH THAT. 88 00:02:19,482 --> 00:02:20,172 I JUST PICKED HIM UP 89 00:02:20,172 --> 00:02:21,482 FROM THE P-WARD. 90 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:23,002 GOT TO GET HIM OUT FOR A WALK, 91 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,590 FRESH AIR. 92 00:02:24,586 --> 00:02:25,856 HE'S NOT A DOG, BUT HE NEEDS 93 00:02:25,862 --> 00:02:29,102 THE SAME THINGS A DOG NEEDS. 94 00:02:29,103 --> 00:02:29,863 OH! 95 00:02:29,862 --> 00:02:30,762 HEY, HEY! 96 00:02:30,758 --> 00:02:31,658 YOU BEHAVE. 97 00:02:31,655 --> 00:02:34,405 YOU JUST LOST YOUR LOLLIPOP. 98 00:02:34,413 --> 00:02:35,623 AH, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF STUFF 99 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:37,860 HAS CHANGED, BUT... 100 00:02:37,862 --> 00:02:40,902 STILL DON'T WANT KIDS. 101 00:02:40,896 --> 00:02:43,236 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT. 102 00:02:43,241 --> 00:02:44,281 >> WOW, I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE 103 00:02:44,275 --> 00:02:45,685 FOR A SECOND, HUH, MEL? 104 00:02:45,689 --> 00:02:46,999 >> JUST TAKE ME HOME, PLEASE. 105 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,030 >> DERWIN, HEY-- 106 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:48,724 >> I'M SORRY. 107 00:02:48,724 --> 00:02:49,764 WE HAVEN'T BEEN INTRODUCED. 108 00:02:49,758 --> 00:02:50,618 I'M DERWIN DAVIS. 109 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,030 YOUR NAME IS SHEA, RIGHT? 110 00:02:52,034 --> 00:02:54,414 >> DOCTOR...IS FINE. 111 00:02:54,413 --> 00:02:55,593 SHE CALLS ME MCHOTTIE, 112 00:02:55,586 --> 00:02:56,236 BUT THAT'S JUST-- 113 00:02:56,241 --> 00:02:57,001 >> YEAH, YEAH, WHAT WERE YOU 114 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:57,690 SAYING? 115 00:02:57,689 --> 00:02:58,829 >> YEAH, I WAS WONDERING IF 116 00:02:58,827 --> 00:03:00,307 YOU COULD SIGN MY NIKES. 117 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:01,410 I KNOW THEY'RE A LITTLE TORN UP, 118 00:03:01,413 --> 00:03:03,343 BUT THEY STILL GOT THAT-- 119 00:03:03,344 --> 00:03:04,214 HOW DO YOU DO IT? 120 00:03:04,206 --> 00:03:07,066 SHH, BOOM. 121 00:03:07,068 --> 00:03:08,858 >> YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 122 00:03:08,862 --> 00:03:09,522 YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY, 123 00:03:09,517 --> 00:03:10,657 "TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY"? 124 00:03:10,655 --> 00:03:11,965 YEAH, IT WASN'T. 125 00:03:11,965 --> 00:03:12,995 >> OH, COME ON, MAN. 126 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:13,860 EVERY DAY SHOULD BE 127 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:15,412 A CELEBRATION FOR YOU. 128 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:17,343 YOU WON. 129 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:18,764 YOU GOT THE GIRL. 130 00:03:18,758 --> 00:03:20,098 YOU GOT THE SHOE. 131 00:03:20,103 --> 00:03:22,243 WHAT DO I GOT? 132 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:24,141 I MEAN, EXCEPT THESE HANDS... 133 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:27,547 THAT, UH...SAVE LIVES AND... 134 00:03:27,551 --> 00:03:29,241 HEAL THE SICK... 135 00:03:29,241 --> 00:03:31,861 RETURN SIGHT TO THE BLIND. 136 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:33,622 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 137 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:34,450 WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 138 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,858 GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN, MEL. 139 00:03:36,862 --> 00:03:37,902 DERWIN. 140 00:03:37,896 --> 00:03:38,716 SEE, RIGHT THERE, LITTLE MAN, 141 00:03:38,724 --> 00:03:40,864 THAT WAS CALLED SARCASM. 142 00:03:40,862 --> 00:03:41,972 HAD OUR FOOTBALL-PLAYING FRIEND 143 00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:43,095 STAYED IN COLLEGE ALL FOUR 144 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:44,243 YEARS, HE WOULD HAVE 145 00:03:44,241 --> 00:03:45,691 ACQUIRED THAT. 146 00:03:45,689 --> 00:03:46,969 >> REALLY, MELANIE? 147 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:48,205 ANYMORE OF YOUR PAST GONNA 148 00:03:48,206 --> 00:03:53,996 COME BACK AND HAUNT US TODAY? 149 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,520 >> [laughing] 150 00:03:56,517 --> 00:03:59,137 BOOM. 151 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:00,137 I PREFER MY THANK-YOUS 152 00:04:00,137 --> 00:04:01,517 HAND-WRITTEN ON NICE STATIONARY 153 00:04:01,517 --> 00:04:04,857 AS OPPOSED TO TEXT OR EMAIL. 154 00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:06,072 >> AND HE'S BACK. 155 00:04:06,068 --> 00:04:07,068 >> [laughs] 156 00:04:07,068 --> 00:04:07,968 >> IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU, 157 00:04:07,965 --> 00:04:08,615 JASON. 158 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:10,860 >> WAIT, WAIT, WHERE YOU GOING? 159 00:04:10,862 --> 00:04:12,592 IT'S ONLY BEEN, LIKE, AN HOUR. 160 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,546 I PAID 50 BUCKS AND USED 161 00:04:13,551 --> 00:04:14,591 A COUPON FOR THIS ROOM. 162 00:04:14,586 --> 00:04:15,996 >> AND I TOLD YOU WE COULD HAVE 163 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,210 DONE IT IN THE PARKING LOT 164 00:04:17,206 --> 00:04:18,926 AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE, 165 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:20,070 OR AT LEAST SOMEWHERE NORMAL, 166 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,377 SAY, LIKE YOUR HOME. 167 00:04:21,379 --> 00:04:22,309 >> YEAH, AND I TOLD YOU 168 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:24,070 THAT MY DAUGHTER'S HOME... 169 00:04:24,068 --> 00:04:25,138 AND THAT I DON'T WANT YOU 170 00:04:25,137 --> 00:04:26,617 TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE. 171 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:28,590 >> TOO LATE, GOOGLE MAPS. 172 00:04:28,586 --> 00:04:29,376 BY THE WAY, YOU SHOULD 173 00:04:29,379 --> 00:04:30,519 MOW YOUR LAWN. 174 00:04:30,517 --> 00:04:32,337 ANYWAY, I REALLY GOT TO GET 175 00:04:32,344 --> 00:04:33,174 GOING. 176 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:34,172 I GOT TO WORK ON THIS 177 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:36,032 KWAN KIRKLAND DEAL. 178 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:36,974 >> KWAN KIRKLAND. 179 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:37,655 HERE'S YOUR REPORT. 180 00:04:37,655 --> 00:04:38,475 "THIS JUST IN. 181 00:04:38,482 --> 00:04:39,212 KWAN KIRKLAND IS A 182 00:04:39,206 --> 00:04:40,166 BARGAIN-BASEMENT VERSION OF 183 00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:41,142 JASON PITTS WHO COULDN'T CARRY 184 00:04:41,137 --> 00:04:41,897 JASON PITTS' JOCK STRAP 185 00:04:41,896 --> 00:04:42,926 WITH A FORKLIFT. 186 00:04:42,931 --> 00:04:45,101 MORE AT 11:00." 187 00:04:45,103 --> 00:04:46,033 >> YOU ALREADY GOT BACK AT 188 00:04:46,034 --> 00:04:47,664 CAMILLE BY SLEEPING WITH ME. 189 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,375 >> NO, NO, I SLEPT WITH YOU 190 00:04:49,379 --> 00:04:51,209 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST, GLORIA. 191 00:04:51,206 --> 00:04:52,276 THE BEST! 192 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:53,025 >> RIGHT. 193 00:04:53,034 --> 00:04:53,904 WITH ALL YOUR ISSUES WITH 194 00:04:53,896 --> 00:04:55,206 BLACK WOMEN, I HIGHLY DOUBT 195 00:04:55,206 --> 00:04:55,896 THAT. 196 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:56,546 >> DON'T MAKE THIS 197 00:04:56,551 --> 00:04:57,931 A RACIAL THING, OKAY? 198 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:58,621 WE'RE PRESS CONFERENCE 199 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:01,000 SMASH BUDDIES; IT WORKS. 200 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,380 >> WELL, I'M GLAD YOU FEEL 201 00:05:02,379 --> 00:05:03,999 THAT WAY, BECAUSE MY FRIEND 202 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 PATTY'S GETTING MARRIED 203 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 NEXT SATURDAY, AND I WAS 204 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,140 THINKING I WOULD TAKE MY PRESS 205 00:05:08,137 --> 00:05:10,067 CONFERENCE SMASH BUDDY WITH ME. 206 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:11,928 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 207 00:05:11,931 --> 00:05:14,001 >> TO A WEDDING? 208 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,900 DO YOU KNOW WHAT "SMASH BUDDY" 209 00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:16,136 MEANS? 210 00:05:16,137 --> 00:05:17,587 >> JASON, RELAX, PLEASE. 211 00:05:17,586 --> 00:05:18,656 I'M INVITING YOU TO GO 212 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:19,855 TO A WEDDING WITH ME, 213 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:22,212 NOT OUR WEDDING. 214 00:05:22,206 --> 00:05:22,966 >> OH, SEE, NOW, 215 00:05:22,965 --> 00:05:23,755 DON'T DO THAT. 216 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:25,518 THAT'S HOT. 217 00:05:25,517 --> 00:05:26,477 GET BACK IN THE BED. 218 00:05:26,482 --> 00:05:28,282 COME HERE. 219 00:05:28,275 --> 00:05:29,205 >> SEE, LOOK AT YOU. 220 00:05:29,206 --> 00:05:30,966 YOU LIKE YOUR EXOTIC, EROTIC 221 00:05:30,965 --> 00:05:32,475 FANTASIES WITH YOUR BLACK GIRLS, 222 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:33,312 BUT WE CAN'T GET IT 223 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:34,140 TO THE ALTAR. 224 00:05:34,137 --> 00:05:35,927 >> HEY, BEING MARRIED TO ME 225 00:05:35,931 --> 00:05:36,691 IS NO WALK IN THE PARK 226 00:05:36,689 --> 00:05:38,029 FOR A WHITE GIRL EITHER. 227 00:05:38,034 --> 00:05:41,594 ASK MY EX-WIFE ABOUT THAT. 228 00:05:41,586 --> 00:05:44,136 >> I BELIEVE YOU. 229 00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:45,477 BYE, JASON. 230 00:05:45,482 --> 00:05:46,282 >> JUST ON THE FOREHEAD? 231 00:05:46,275 --> 00:05:48,475 THAT'S ALL I GET? 232 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,282 I'LL SEE YOU AT THE NEXT 233 00:05:49,275 --> 00:05:52,445 PRESS CONFERENCE. 234 00:05:52,448 --> 00:05:55,548 NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM. 235 00:05:55,551 --> 00:05:58,031 >> [exhales] 236 00:05:58,034 --> 00:05:59,004 DAMN. 237 00:05:59,000 --> 00:05:59,790 >> MALIK, WHAT THE HELL 238 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,103 IS GOING ON? 239 00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:02,213 >> MALIK, NO THREESOMES. 240 00:06:02,206 --> 00:06:03,096 >> BABY, THIS IS MY MOM. 241 00:06:03,103 --> 00:06:04,243 >> OH, ESPECIALLY NOT 242 00:06:04,241 --> 00:06:05,101 WITH YOUR MOM. 243 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,413 HI, I'M JENNA. 244 00:06:06,413 --> 00:06:07,863 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK, 245 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:09,722 BUT I LOVE JENGA. 246 00:06:09,724 --> 00:06:10,974 JENNA LOVES JENGA. 247 00:06:10,965 --> 00:06:12,305 >> BIBS, CAN YOU STOP EATING 248 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:13,410 AND TAKE YOUR WEEBLE-WOBBLE ASS 249 00:06:13,413 --> 00:06:14,073 IN THE KITCHEN? 250 00:06:14,068 --> 00:06:14,758 GET HER SOME WATER. 251 00:06:14,758 --> 00:06:15,618 >> MALIK, LOOK, YOU NEED TO CALL 252 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:17,030 911 FOR THIS LITTLE HEIFER. 253 00:06:17,034 --> 00:06:18,694 >> OH, NO, NO. 254 00:06:18,689 --> 00:06:20,169 I'LL DO THE THREESOME. 255 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,142 >> NO, SHE'S GOOD. 256 00:06:21,137 --> 00:06:21,927 SHE'S OKAY. 257 00:06:21,931 --> 00:06:23,071 >> MALIK, SHE IS NOT GOOD. 258 00:06:23,068 --> 00:06:24,028 THIS IS NOT A "MIXING YOUR 259 00:06:24,034 --> 00:06:25,414 COURVOISIER WITH WILD TURKEY" 260 00:06:25,413 --> 00:06:26,243 SITUATION. 261 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:27,411 THIS CHILD NEEDS HELP, AND YOU 262 00:06:27,413 --> 00:06:28,283 ARE NOT THE ONE TO GIVE 263 00:06:28,275 --> 00:06:28,965 IT TO HER. 264 00:06:28,965 --> 00:06:29,855 >> CALLING 911 IS LIKE 265 00:06:29,862 --> 00:06:30,862 CALLING TMZ. 266 00:06:30,862 --> 00:06:32,002 HER MODELING CAREER CAN'T 267 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:32,760 TAKE ANOTHER HIT, MA. 268 00:06:32,758 --> 00:06:33,478 I CAN FIX THIS. 269 00:06:33,482 --> 00:06:34,142 >> REALLY? 270 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:36,307 YOU CANNOT FIX IT. 271 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:37,410 >> WHERE'S THE WATER, BIBS? 272 00:06:37,413 --> 00:06:38,243 >> I STARTED SWEATING. 273 00:06:38,241 --> 00:06:39,211 YOU KNOW WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID 274 00:06:39,206 --> 00:06:40,966 WITH MY DIABETES. 275 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,855 >> GIVE ME THAT! 276 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,242 >> MALIK... 277 00:06:44,241 --> 00:06:45,241 >> I GOT IT, MOM. 278 00:06:45,241 --> 00:06:45,971 >> WELL, GET HER. 279 00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:46,655 >> COME HERE--SHE'S JUST 280 00:06:46,655 --> 00:06:47,305 A LITTLE OUT OF IT. 281 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:48,340 >> GET HER OFF OF MY PANTS! 282 00:06:48,344 --> 00:06:52,794 >> TAKE A SIP OF WATER. 283 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:53,623 I GOT YOU, BABY. 284 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:54,550 I'M GONNA TAKE HER UPSTAIRS, 285 00:06:54,551 --> 00:06:55,831 PUT SOME WATER ON HER FACE. 286 00:06:55,827 --> 00:06:56,857 COME HERE. 287 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:59,312 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. 288 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:03,240 >> ♪ WITHOUT YOU 289 00:07:03,241 --> 00:07:09,071 >> ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪ WITHOUT YOU 290 00:07:09,068 --> 00:07:22,378 ♪ WITHOUT YOU 291 00:07:22,379 --> 00:07:24,859 >> UM... 292 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:25,932 HEY, UH, MELANIE... 293 00:07:25,931 --> 00:07:28,241 >> DERWIN, BRING HIM UP AGAIN, 294 00:07:28,241 --> 00:07:29,171 I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT 295 00:07:29,172 --> 00:07:30,382 DREW SIDORA. 296 00:07:30,379 --> 00:07:31,659 SO, FOR D.J.'S PARTY, 297 00:07:31,655 --> 00:07:33,025 I NEED A HEAD COUNT. 298 00:07:33,034 --> 00:07:35,314 ARE TASHA AND MALIK COMING? 299 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:36,720 I MEAN, THEY ARE D.J.'S 300 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:38,344 GODPARENTS, AFTER ALL. 301 00:07:38,344 --> 00:07:39,694 >> NO, JASON AND MALIK ARE 302 00:07:39,689 --> 00:07:40,759 D.J.'S GODFATHERS. 303 00:07:40,758 --> 00:07:42,658 LIKE, TASHA DESIGNATED HERSELF 304 00:07:42,655 --> 00:07:43,925 GRAND-GODMAMA. 305 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:44,971 >> [laughs] 306 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:48,165 SO IS SHE COMING? 307 00:07:48,172 --> 00:07:49,002 >> I DON'T KNOW. 308 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:49,970 I MEAN, SINCE THINGS WENT DOWN 309 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:53,025 WITH YOU TWO, I DON'T KNOW. 310 00:07:53,034 --> 00:07:55,034 >> US THREE. 311 00:07:55,034 --> 00:07:55,724 >> YEAH. 312 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:56,384 >> YEAH. 313 00:07:56,379 --> 00:07:59,279 >> US THREE. 314 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:01,855 >> UM... 315 00:08:01,862 --> 00:08:02,862 LOOK, MELANIE, WE NEED TO TALK-- 316 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,862 >> DERWIN, PLEASE, DON'T. 317 00:08:04,862 --> 00:08:05,902 >> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW 318 00:08:05,896 --> 00:08:06,656 WHAT I'M GONNA SAY. 319 00:08:06,655 --> 00:08:08,025 I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET. 320 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:09,074 IF YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT THAT 321 00:08:09,068 --> 00:08:10,788 MCBUSTA CAT, IT'S NOT. 322 00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:11,453 ALL RIGHT? 323 00:08:11,448 --> 00:08:12,998 THE PAST IS THE PAST. 324 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,140 JUST THAT WE'VE BOTH DONE SOME 325 00:08:14,137 --> 00:08:18,207 THINGS THAT WE'RE NOT PROUD OF. 326 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,236 ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT 327 00:08:19,241 --> 00:08:21,451 YOU DON'T HAVE TO AVOID THIS 328 00:08:21,448 --> 00:08:22,208 ANYMORE. 329 00:08:22,206 --> 00:08:22,926 DON'T HAVE TO FEEL BAD 330 00:08:22,931 --> 00:08:24,211 OR APOLOGIZE, BECAUSE I'M TRYING 331 00:08:24,206 --> 00:08:27,926 TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU, OKAY? 332 00:08:27,931 --> 00:08:29,001 I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU 333 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,410 FEEL BAD TODAY, BUT MOST OF ALL, 334 00:08:30,413 --> 00:08:32,553 MELANIE, I'M SORRY FOR LETTING 335 00:08:32,551 --> 00:08:35,551 YOU GO THROUGH THIS ALONE. 336 00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:37,341 LIKE, I KNOW THE BABY WAS MINE, 337 00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:40,034 BUT WE BOTH WERE IN COLLEGE, 338 00:08:40,034 --> 00:08:43,004 AND I WAS AFRAID AND A COWARD. 339 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,690 LIKE, I LET YOU MAKE A DECISION 340 00:08:44,689 --> 00:08:46,969 ON OUR FUTURE ALL BY YOURSELF. 341 00:08:46,965 --> 00:08:48,095 LIKE, BOO, YOU WAS THE BRAVE 342 00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:49,763 ONE, YOU. 343 00:08:49,758 --> 00:08:50,898 'CAUSE I HAVE BEEN SITTING WITH 344 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:52,966 THIS FOR TEN YEARS NOW, OKAY? 345 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:53,715 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WAS 346 00:08:53,724 --> 00:08:54,624 PREGNANT BACK THEN. 347 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:55,620 I SAW HOW MUCH WEIGHT YOU 348 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:56,590 GAINED. 349 00:08:56,586 --> 00:08:57,756 I MEAN, COME ON, MELANIE, 350 00:08:57,758 --> 00:08:59,028 NO ONE GAINS THAT MUCH WEIGHT 351 00:08:59,034 --> 00:09:00,764 FRESHMAN YEAR. 352 00:09:00,758 --> 00:09:03,138 BUT THEN YOU CAME BACK FROM THE 353 00:09:03,137 --> 00:09:05,657 SUMMER BREAK LOOKING ALL SKINNY 354 00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:08,165 AND CUTE AGAIN. 355 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,552 BABY, I WAS SO RELIEVED 356 00:09:09,551 --> 00:09:10,931 THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO MENTION 357 00:09:10,931 --> 00:09:11,971 IT TO YOU, SO I JUST WENT BACK 358 00:09:11,965 --> 00:09:13,135 TO CHASING MY DREAM AND LEFT 359 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:16,657 YOU WITH THE NIGHTMARE. 360 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:17,545 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY, MEL, 361 00:09:17,551 --> 00:09:20,661 IS THAT I'M REALLY SORRY. 362 00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:23,335 IS THAT I'M REALLY SORRY. REALLY, SORRY. 363 00:09:23,344 --> 00:09:31,034 REALLY, SORRY. 364 00:09:31,034 --> 00:09:33,524 >> MY SHIRT IS SO MESSED UP. 365 00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:35,407 YOU KNOW ARMANI GAVE THIS TO ME? 366 00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:36,973 >> YEAH. 367 00:09:36,965 --> 00:09:38,065 IT'S OKAY, BABY. 368 00:09:38,068 --> 00:09:40,408 BIBS WENT TO GET THE IRON. 369 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,663 >> FIX IT, MALIK. 370 00:09:41,655 --> 00:09:42,375 >> I AM. 371 00:09:42,379 --> 00:09:43,309 WE GONNA FIX IT, OKAY? 372 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,000 IT'S FINE. 373 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,720 >> MOVE, BOY. 374 00:09:45,724 --> 00:09:46,454 >> WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT 375 00:09:46,448 --> 00:09:47,688 CALLING ME BOY? 376 00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:48,829 >> WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT 377 00:09:48,827 --> 00:09:49,757 BRINGING HOME HALF-DEAD 378 00:09:49,758 --> 00:09:50,658 SUPERMODELS? 379 00:09:50,655 --> 00:09:51,855 YOU GET ONE A YEAR. 380 00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:53,212 YOU ALREADY USED YOURS UP IN THE 381 00:09:53,206 --> 00:09:54,926 FIRST WEEK IN JANUARY. 382 00:09:54,931 --> 00:09:56,001 DON'T COME FOR ME AT FASHION 383 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,480 WEEK; HERE. 384 00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:00,242 >> DON'T COME FOR ME 385 00:10:00,241 --> 00:10:05,031 AT FASHION WEEK. 386 00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:06,904 >> [exhales] 387 00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:11,306 >> ♪ I'M UP IN THE WOODS 388 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:12,000 >> WING DELIVERY. 389 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,030 GET 'EM WHILE THEY HOT--WHOA. 390 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:17,554 HEY, MISS MACK. 391 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:19,071 MISS MACK... 392 00:10:19,068 --> 00:10:21,278 >> WHAT? 393 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:24,445 >> OKAY, WHAT'S HIS NAME? 394 00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:26,688 >> I MESSED UP, TEE TEE. 395 00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:28,689 I MESSED UP BAD. 396 00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:30,239 I DROPPED DERWIN AS A CLIENT 397 00:10:30,241 --> 00:10:32,101 AND I TOOK BACK MALIK. 398 00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:33,103 >> YOU DID WHAT? 399 00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:34,073 >> I DROPPED DERWIN AS A-- 400 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:34,758 >> YEAH, I HEARD YOU. 401 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:35,898 ARE YOU STUPID? 402 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,896 >> I SMELL SOME WINGS. 403 00:10:38,896 --> 00:10:39,586 >> YOU ORDERED WINGS 404 00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:40,236 AND THAT GIRL IS SITTING 405 00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:41,481 UP IN THERE DYING? 406 00:10:41,482 --> 00:10:42,552 >> YEAH, AND A BISCUIT, MA. 407 00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:43,591 HANGOVER FOOD. 408 00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:44,826 >> THREE ORDERS, MALIK? 409 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,277 >> WE CAN'T LET HER EAT ALONE. 410 00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:47,405 YOU KNOW THAT'D BE RUDE. 411 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,593 COME ON, TEE TEE. 412 00:10:49,586 --> 00:10:52,966 JENNA, WHERE ARE YOU? 413 00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:55,445 JENNA, WHERE ARE YOU? OH, MY GOD, SHE'S GONE! 414 00:10:55,448 --> 00:11:03,968 OH, MY GOD, SHE'S GONE! 415 00:11:03,965 --> 00:11:05,515 >> EXCUSE ME. 416 00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:07,027 EX. CUSE. ME. 417 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:07,904 BARKEEP. 418 00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:08,996 MAN LOOKING THIRSTY WITH HIS 419 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,660 FINGER IN THE AIR. 420 00:11:09,655 --> 00:11:10,925 HELLO, HI, HOW YOU DOING? 421 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,001 >> EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT YOU'RE 422 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,930 GONNA HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN 423 00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:14,451 LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, OKAY? 424 00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:15,828 IT'S CALLED COURTESY. 425 00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:17,097 YOU'RE FIRST INTRODUCED TO IT 426 00:11:17,103 --> 00:11:18,143 WHEN YOU HAVE SIBLINGS, 427 00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,517 BUT IF YOU'RE NOT SO BLESSED, 428 00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:21,097 YOU LEARN IT AROUND PRE-SCHOOL. 429 00:11:21,103 --> 00:11:23,003 >> OH, WELL... 430 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,380 IF SHE DIDN'T TAKE AN EXTRA SHOT 431 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,659 OF SASS IN HER COFFEE THIS 432 00:11:25,655 --> 00:11:27,475 MORNING, HUH? 433 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:29,002 >> YOU KNOW, I HAVE A SIGN 434 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,030 THAT GIVES ME PERMISSION 435 00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:31,104 TO KICK YOU OUT OF HERE. 436 00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:33,033 >> OH, DEAR ME, YOU HAVE A SIGN? 437 00:11:33,034 --> 00:11:33,724 >> YES. 438 00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:36,904 >> OH, SHE HAS A SIGN. 439 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,306 MM, OKAY... 440 00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:40,170 PERHAPS YOU JUST ARRIVED HERE 441 00:11:40,172 --> 00:11:41,662 FROM SOME REMOTE CORNER 442 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:43,165 OF AFRICA OR THE ISLAND 443 00:11:43,172 --> 00:11:44,172 OF JAMAICA. 444 00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:45,592 I'M JASON PITTS, 445 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:46,716 FUTURE HALL-OF-FAMER, 446 00:11:46,724 --> 00:11:47,834 BROUGHT THE CITY A CHAMPIONSHIP. 447 00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:48,687 I'M THE REASON WHY BEAUTIFUL 448 00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:49,999 WOMEN LIKE THAT FREQUENT 449 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,830 THIS DUMP, OKAY? 450 00:11:51,827 --> 00:11:52,997 THEY COME HERE TO SEE ME 451 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,280 OR MY LESS ATTRACTIVE BUT 452 00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:55,655 EQUALLY RICH AND FAMOUS FRIENDS. 453 00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:56,475 AND WHEN SHE COMES, 454 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,002 HER FRIENDS COME, AND WHEN THEY 455 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 COME, ALL THESE DUDES LINE UP 456 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,860 OUTSIDE JUST TO COME IN HERE 457 00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:03,212 AND PAY FOR OVERPRICED DRINKS 458 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:04,686 SERVED BY SASSY-ASS NECK-ROLLING 459 00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:06,659 BARTENDERS, ALL IN AN ATTEMPT 460 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:09,165 TO GET MY LEFTOVERS. 461 00:12:09,172 --> 00:12:10,522 >> YOU USED UP ALL OF THAT AIR 462 00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:11,967 TO SAY WHAT? 463 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,785 >> RESPECT THE HAND THAT PAYS 464 00:12:13,793 --> 00:12:15,073 FOR YOUR BUS PASS, WOMAN, 465 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,898 AND GET ME A BEVERAGE. 466 00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:17,856 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 467 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,862 GET OUT. 468 00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:22,972 >> OH, YOU ARE PRECIOUS. 469 00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:24,545 HERE'S WHERE I REWRITE YOUR 470 00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:26,141 LITTLE SCRIPT, HONEY CHILD. 471 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,207 CHUCK, FRONT AND CENTER. 472 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:27,926 WHERE YOU AT? 473 00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:30,281 >> JASON, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 474 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:32,715 >> YEAH, CHUCK WAGON, 475 00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:33,934 I'M TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 476 00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:34,931 >> MM-HMM. 477 00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:35,691 >> SHE'S MAKING ME HAVE 478 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:36,659 A BAD ONE. 479 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,095 THE SERVICE IS REPREHENSIBLE. 480 00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:40,313 AND THE FOUR SEASONS IS 481 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:41,830 REMODELING THEIR LOBBY BAR. 482 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:42,787 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING, CHUCK. 483 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:43,793 I'M GONNA LEAVE IT RIGHT THERE. 484 00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:44,693 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST--I DON'T WANT 485 00:12:44,689 --> 00:12:46,069 TO COMPLAIN, BUT. 486 00:12:46,068 --> 00:12:47,858 >> CHARDONNAY, MY OFFICE. 487 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:48,832 >> [chuckles] 488 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,337 CHARDONNAY? 489 00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:51,144 THAT IS AWESOME. 490 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,687 THAT'S PERFECT. 491 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:57,279 TA TA, CHARDONNAY. 492 00:12:57,275 --> 00:13:01,375 LET ME GUESS, YOU ARE AN...AMY. 493 00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:02,859 YEAH, WHATEVER, AMY. 494 00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:04,102 JULIUS, CAN I GET 495 00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:06,313 A LITTLE LOVE, PLEASE? 496 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:08,380 A LITTLE LOVE, PLEASE? THANK YOU, SIR. 497 00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:13,379 THANK YOU, SIR. 498 00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:14,659 >> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 499 00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:15,855 >> D.J.'S GONNA LOVE THE BOOKS 500 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:16,662 THAT I GOT HIM. 501 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:17,825 >> UH, MAYBE NOT. 502 00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:18,997 THAT'S WHY I GOT HIM 503 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,100 THE TOY PORSCHE, MEL. 504 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,213 >> DERWIN, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T 505 00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:22,656 GIVE HIM A PORSCHE UNTIL HE CAN 506 00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:26,235 AT LEAST SPELL THE-- 507 00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:26,931 OH, NO. 508 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,211 >> WHAT'S WRONG? 509 00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:30,656 >> OH, DAMN, WE ARE JUST RUNNING 510 00:13:30,655 --> 00:13:33,855 INTO ALL YOUR EX-DUDES TODAY. 511 00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:35,662 WOW, LOOK AT YOU, WALKING AROUND 512 00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:37,305 SABLE COUNTRY LIKE YOU OWN IT. 513 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,550 YOU GOT SOME NERVE, KNOWING YOU 514 00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:40,281 GONNA GET YOUR ASS WHUPPED 515 00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:41,235 ON SUNDAY. 516 00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:42,281 >> SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH, YOU'LL 517 00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:43,165 START TO BELIEVE IT. 518 00:13:43,172 --> 00:13:43,972 >> THIS COMING FROM THE 519 00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:47,135 EAST COAST FUMBLE KING. 520 00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:47,857 >> HI, TREY. 521 00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:48,792 >> HEY, MEL. 522 00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,173 >> THIS MUST BE YOUR LOVELY-- 523 00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:50,862 >> WIFE. 524 00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:51,592 >> AND YOUR LITTLE-- 525 00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:52,166 >> GIRL. 526 00:13:52,172 --> 00:13:52,862 >> SHE'S SO-- 527 00:13:52,862 --> 00:13:53,592 >> BEAUTIFUL. 528 00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:54,996 >> YEAH. 529 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,590 >> YEAH, TIFFANY, THIS IS MEL. 530 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,656 MEL, TIFFANY. 531 00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,925 >> NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 532 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:02,311 I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 533 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,550 I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE PARTLY 534 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,031 RESPONSIBLE FOR GETTING HIM 535 00:14:05,034 --> 00:14:06,454 THROUGH COLLEGE. 536 00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:08,998 >> I...AM? 537 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:09,970 >> SHE ACTUALLY GOT ME THROUGH 538 00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:10,755 SCHOOL TOO. 539 00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:13,168 YES, SHE DID. 540 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:14,102 >> SOMEBODY HAS A BIRTHDAY 541 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,213 COMING UP. 542 00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:16,166 >> YES, MY SON. 543 00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:17,662 HE'S GONNA BE THREE. 544 00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:21,305 >> OH, YAY! 545 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,100 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 546 00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:23,003 YOU GUYS PROBABLY SHOULD COME 547 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,240 THROUGH THE HOUSE, YOU KNOW? 548 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:24,931 IT'D BE COOL. 549 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:25,661 I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU. 550 00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:26,655 >> CONGRATULATIONS. 551 00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,305 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PREGNANT. 552 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:32,550 >> UM...IT'S MY STEP-SON. 553 00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:33,761 >> WELL, LET'S BUMP INFORMATION. 554 00:14:33,758 --> 00:14:34,968 AND WE'LL BE THERE TOMORROW 555 00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:35,655 WHEN? 556 00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:36,655 >> WELL, MELANIE ACTUALLY 557 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:37,445 PLANNED THE WHOLE THING. 558 00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:40,138 I JUST SHOW UP. 559 00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:41,827 >> NOON. 560 00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:42,657 >> SEE YOU THEN. 561 00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:43,275 >> YEAH. 562 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:43,965 >> OKAY. 563 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:44,755 >> NOON. 564 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,588 >> BYE, GUYS. 565 00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:48,476 >> BYE. 566 00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:50,692 >> AWKWARD. 567 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,589 WOW. 568 00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:55,306 >> SHUT UP. 569 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:57,690 >> YO, BIBS, YOU FIND HER? 570 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,379 >> IF I DID, I'D TELL YOU. 571 00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:01,479 I'M SORRY, MAN. 572 00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:02,832 I JUST HAVEN'T DONE THIS MUCH 573 00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:04,927 WALKING IN A LONG TIME. 574 00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:07,451 OOH, I'M STRESSED. 575 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,518 OOH, I'M STRESSED. [doorbell dings] 576 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,307 [doorbell dings] 577 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,970 >> HI, I'M MARISSA. 578 00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:15,655 I'M...JENNA'S... 579 00:15:15,655 --> 00:15:17,545 PERSONAL CONCIERGE. 580 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:20,381 IS SHE AVAILABLE? 581 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,999 >> WHAT YOU WANT WITH HER? 582 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,030 >> JENNA REQUESTED MORE PRODUCT, 583 00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:28,074 AND AS A PERSONAL CONCIERGE, 584 00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:30,758 I ALWAYS FULFILL MY PROMISES. 585 00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:32,718 IT'S JUST THAT SHE HAS A LITTLE 586 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,554 PROBLEM FULFILLING HERS. 587 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:36,691 SHE HAS AN OUTSTANDING DEBT 588 00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:38,929 OF 55 GRAND. 589 00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:41,901 SO ME AND MY... 590 00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:45,206 PRETTY GUN ARE HERE TO COLLECT. 591 00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:46,996 SHE AROUND? 592 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 >> WELL, YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONE 593 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,660 PACKING AROUND HERE. 594 00:15:49,655 --> 00:15:50,585 >> OH, REALLY? 595 00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:51,446 >> REALLY. 596 00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:52,898 >> WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE GUN? 597 00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:54,406 >> WELL, THAT SECRET IS BETWEEN 598 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:57,593 >> WELL, THAT SECRET IS BETWEEN ME, GOD, AND MY OB-GYN. 599 00:15:57,586 --> 00:16:01,276 ME, GOD, AND MY OB-GYN. 600 00:16:01,275 --> 00:16:02,965 >> YO, YO, YO. 601 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:06,515 YO, YO, YO, YO, YO. 602 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,207 >> NOT SO LOUD AND EMBARRASSING, 603 00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:08,996 PLEASE. 604 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:09,860 >> YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING 605 00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:10,722 TO THE MOVIES WITH LISA. 606 00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:11,694 >> IT'S LYSSA. 607 00:16:11,689 --> 00:16:12,659 >> HOW ABOUT I KNOCK YOUR LITTLE 608 00:16:12,655 --> 00:16:13,995 PUNK ASS OUTTA. 609 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,170 >> HE'S SWEDISH, 610 00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:16,932 AND WE WERE JUST KISSING. 611 00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:17,931 >> OH, YOU WERE JUST-- 612 00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:19,071 YOU WERE JUST KISSING. 613 00:16:19,068 --> 00:16:19,758 I'M SORRY. 614 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:20,448 DO I NEED TO SEND YOU BACK 615 00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:21,338 TO AUNTIE TASHA'S FOR A FRESH 616 00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:22,074 WHUPPING WITH A SWITCH 617 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,998 AND SOME GOOD TIMESRERUNS? 618 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,900 >> BYE, LYSSA. 619 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:30,066 >> YO! 620 00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:31,688 YEAH, BYE, LYSSA. 621 00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:32,659 ANYMORE BOYFRIENDS YOU GOT 622 00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:33,895 THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT? 623 00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:35,656 >> I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR LYSSA. 624 00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:36,475 HE'S ACTUALLY MADE 625 00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:38,002 HIS OWN CHOCOLATE BEFORE. 626 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,930 IT'S A PROUD SWISS TRADITION. 627 00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,661 >> MM, OKAY, HOW MANY OF YOUR 628 00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,585 BOYFRIENDS HAVE, YOU KNOW, 629 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,996 BEEN CHOCOLATE? 630 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,070 >> YOU MEAN BLACK? 631 00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:46,968 >> NO, I MEAN ACTUALLY 632 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:47,715 MADE OF CHOCOLATE. 633 00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:49,004 YES, BLACK. 634 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,140 >> EW, DAD. 635 00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:50,927 COME ON. 636 00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,241 YOU KNOW HOW WE DO. 637 00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:53,001 COME ON. 638 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,660 >> EXCUSE ME? 639 00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:54,375 NO, HEY, NO, NO. 640 00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:55,139 YOU DIDN'T GET THIS FROM ME. 641 00:16:55,137 --> 00:16:56,477 I DATE BLACK WOMEN. 642 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:57,902 CAMILLE'S BLACK. 643 00:16:57,896 --> 00:16:58,996 >> BARELY. 644 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,240 >> ALL RIGHT, I'M TAKING YOU 645 00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:01,141 TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS, 646 00:17:01,137 --> 00:17:02,997 WHO ARE BLACK, BY THE WAY. 647 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,450 >> UGH, YEAH, BUT I DON'T 648 00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:06,518 >> UGH, YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE TO DATE THEM. 649 00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:13,137 HAVE TO DATE THEM. 650 00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:15,307 >> JENNA! 651 00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:17,280 JENNA! 652 00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:18,065 MA, GO OVER THERE AND LOOK 653 00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:18,858 IN THE ROSE BUSHES. 654 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:19,722 YOU KNOW SHE PROBABLY LIKES 655 00:17:19,723 --> 00:17:20,763 THE THORNS. 656 00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:21,758 >> I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, 657 00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:22,548 MALIK. 658 00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:24,070 >> MOM, WHAT YOU MEAN? 659 00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:25,518 NO, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. 660 00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:26,717 AND I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU, 661 00:17:26,723 --> 00:17:27,383 ALL RIGHT? 662 00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:28,518 EARLIER TODAY, I WAS JUST 663 00:17:28,517 --> 00:17:29,757 THINKING, "I GOT TO DO SOMETHING 664 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:30,898 EXTRA SPECIAL FOR MY MAMA 665 00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:31,996 FOR MOTHER'S DAY." 666 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,170 >> MALIK, I LEFT RICHMOND TO 667 00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,142 KEEP YOU AWAY FROM DRUGS 668 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,237 AND DRUG DEALERS. 669 00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:36,211 >> MA, YOU LEFT RICHMOND 670 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:37,446 'CAUSE I GOT A FULL SCHOLARSHIP. 671 00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:38,238 >> IT DON'T MEAN IT WASN'T 672 00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:39,861 ON MY DREAM BOARD. 673 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,242 MALIK, YOUR CAREER 674 00:17:41,241 --> 00:17:42,481 IS IN THE TOILET. 675 00:17:42,482 --> 00:17:43,312 YOU'RE OVER HERE CHASING 676 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,830 AFTER SOME DAMN ADDICT. 677 00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:46,827 CUT HER LOOSE, BABY. 678 00:17:46,827 --> 00:17:48,447 SHE GONNA RUIN YOUR LIFE. 679 00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:49,718 >> MA, I CAN'T DO THAT. 680 00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,104 I LOVE HER. 681 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,283 IF IT WASN'T FOR HER, I WOULD 682 00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:53,925 NOT HAVE MADE IT THROUGH REHAB. 683 00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:55,071 SHE'S SEEN ME AT MY WORST 684 00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:56,588 AND SHE STILL LOVES ME. 685 00:17:56,586 --> 00:17:58,856 AND NOW SHE'S AT HER WORST, 686 00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:01,102 AND I GOT TO BE THERE FOR HER. 687 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:02,413 >> WHAT ABOUT ME? 688 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:03,833 HMM? 689 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:04,997 WHAT ABOUT ME, MALIK? 690 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,860 I GOT ALL MY EGGS IN YOUR 691 00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:09,242 BASKET, ALL OF THEM. 692 00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:09,931 I NEED YOU TO BE 693 00:18:09,931 --> 00:18:11,241 AT THE TOP OF YOUR GAME, 694 00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:12,141 'CAUSE YOU GOT SOME OMELETS 695 00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:12,967 TO MAKE. 696 00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:13,655 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 697 00:18:13,655 --> 00:18:14,895 BUMP THAT, 'CAUSE MAMA GOT 698 00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:17,656 FRITTATA TASTE. 699 00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:18,995 >> YOU TRIPPIN'. 700 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,790 AND I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NO MORE. 701 00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:22,763 >> OKAY, MALIK, IF I FIND HER 702 00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:23,688 FIRST, I'M TAKING HER STRAIGHT 703 00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:24,929 BACK TO REHAB. 704 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,381 >> GO HOME, MA! 705 00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,969 COME ON, TEE TEE. 706 00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:28,785 >> YEAH, I'LL BE THERE 707 00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:31,663 IN A MINUTE. 708 00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:35,335 MISS MACK, COME HERE. 709 00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:39,004 COME HERE. 710 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,170 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 711 00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:44,002 LOOK, IN THIS MOMENT, I NEED 712 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,970 YOU TO THINK OF ME 713 00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,825 AS YOUR MAGICAL NEGRO. 714 00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:48,167 >> MY WHAT? 715 00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:49,002 >> YOU KNOW, YOUR MICHAEL 716 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,900 CLARKE DUNCAN IN THE GREEN MILE, 717 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,446 YOUR MORGAN FREEMAN IN... 718 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:54,718 ALL HIS MOVIES. 719 00:18:54,724 --> 00:18:55,864 JUST IMAGINE YOU'RE A WHITE 720 00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:57,142 PERSON IN NEED, RIGHT, 721 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,657 AND I ASK YOU, "WHY ARE YOU 722 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,655 GIVING HIM THE POWER TO CHOOSE?" 723 00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:03,655 I MEAN, COME ON, THIS IS YOUR 724 00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:04,545 LIFE TOO, MISS MACK. 725 00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:05,661 AND IF I GET ANY VOTE 726 00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,515 IN ALL THIS, YOU NEED TO GO BACK 727 00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:11,447 TO DERWIN. 728 00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:12,478 COME ON, NOW, YOU KNOW YOU 729 00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:13,522 AIN'T NEVER MADE GOOD DECISIONS 730 00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:14,447 WHEN IT COMES TO MEN, 731 00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:15,658 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES 732 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,135 TO YOUR SON. 733 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:19,997 >> TEE TEE, THE DAY MALIK GOT 734 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,480 DRAFTED, THAT WAS A HUGE MOMENT. 735 00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:24,792 MAN, WE SPENT ALL DAY TRYING ON 736 00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:25,793 DIFFERENT OUTFITS, TRYING TO 737 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,003 COORDINATE. 738 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,550 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO COORDINATE. 739 00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:30,691 AND THEN WHITNEY HAD JUST COME 740 00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:31,549 OUT WITH THAT SONG 741 00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:33,281 MY LOVE IS YOUR LOVE, 742 00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:34,205 AND FROM THE MOMENT I HEARD 743 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,066 THAT SONG, I THOUGHT ABOUT 744 00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:36,408 ME AND MALIK. 745 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:37,243 IT WAS GONNA BE US 746 00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:39,381 AGAINST THE WORLD. 747 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,759 AND WE WON. 748 00:19:40,758 --> 00:19:43,858 YEAH, MY BABY MADE FIRST PICK. 749 00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:45,002 AND WE KNEW COMING INTO THE 750 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:45,790 LEAGUE, A LOT OF THINGS 751 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:46,763 WERE GONNA BE HAPPENING, 752 00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:47,828 BUT... 753 00:19:47,827 --> 00:19:49,657 WE MADE A VOW TO EACH OTHER 754 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,475 THAT NO MATTER WHAT WENT DOWN, 755 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,592 FAMILY WAS GONNA ALWAYS 756 00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:56,656 COME FIRST. 757 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:59,275 NOW HERE YOU ARE, 758 00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:00,375 MAKING ME SECOND-GUESS THAT 759 00:20:00,379 --> 00:20:01,449 PROMISE FOR THE FIRST TIME 760 00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:04,338 IN MY LIFE. 761 00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:06,034 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY TO CHOOSE 762 00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:08,864 YOURSELF THIS TIME, MISS MACK. 763 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,552 >> I FOUND HER! 764 00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:15,071 >> OH, COME ON, LET'S GO. 765 00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:15,998 >> PLEASE TELL ME SHE'S NOT 766 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,830 DEAD, MA. 767 00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:19,067 >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DO KNOW 768 00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:20,238 I DON'T WANT MY FINGERPRINTS ON 769 00:20:20,241 --> 00:20:21,831 THE BODY IF SHE IS, SO... 770 00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:23,897 THE BODY IF SHE IS, SO... NO DISRESPECT. 771 00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:31,306 NO DISRESPECT. 772 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:33,030 OH, HELL. 773 00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:35,104 OH, HELL. SHE DEAD. 774 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:41,003 SHE DEAD. 775 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:41,690 >> AIN'T YOU CRAZY? 776 00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:42,339 THAT DOCTOR. 777 00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,034 THAT'S WHY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR. 778 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:44,904 WASN'T ME. 779 00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:46,026 >> DERWIN, SHUT UP. 780 00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:49,104 >> DERWIN, SHUT UP. >> [laughing] 781 00:20:49,103 --> 00:20:52,213 >> [laughing] 782 00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:53,276 OH, MY GOD, MEL, 783 00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:56,025 YOUR DUDES IS WHACK. 784 00:20:56,034 --> 00:21:00,074 GAY WIGS, MCCHEESY. 785 00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:00,758 KNOW WHAT? 786 00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:01,518 NOW YOU GOT ME LOOKING 787 00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:02,967 AT MYSELF LIKE... 788 00:21:02,965 --> 00:21:04,165 "HOLD ON, IS DERWIN DAVIS 789 00:21:04,172 --> 00:21:05,102 WHACK?" 790 00:21:05,103 --> 00:21:06,523 >> WHATEVER. 791 00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:07,717 SO HOW DID YOU EVER FIND OUT 792 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,524 ABOUT MCCHEESY? 793 00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:12,967 I MEAN, MCHOTTIE. 794 00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:14,995 >> THAT'S MY LITTLE SECRET. 795 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,520 >> DID JANAY TELL YOU? 796 00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:18,517 NO, IT WAS TASHA. 797 00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:19,587 I KNOW. 798 00:21:19,586 --> 00:21:20,966 IT WAS JANAY. 799 00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:21,995 >> IT'S LIKE THE BIBLE SAYS, 800 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,790 WHAT'S DONE IN THE DARK 801 00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:26,343 WILL COME TO THE LIGHT. 802 00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:27,724 >> WHA--WHY? 803 00:21:27,724 --> 00:21:29,414 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 804 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,523 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? >> 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE. 805 00:21:31,517 --> 00:21:36,447 >> 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE. 806 00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:38,208 >> [sighs] 807 00:21:38,206 --> 00:21:40,586 DERWIN... 808 00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:41,686 THE ABORTION DIDN'T HAPPEN 809 00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:42,719 IN COLLEGE, AND THE BABY 810 00:21:42,724 --> 00:21:47,694 WASN'T YOURS. 811 00:21:47,689 --> 00:21:53,479 IT WAS TREY. 812 00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:54,452 >> HELL NO. 813 00:21:54,448 --> 00:21:55,098 >> DERWIN. 814 00:21:55,103 --> 00:21:56,453 >> MM-MM, MM-MM. 815 00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,208 >> NO. 816 00:21:58,206 --> 00:21:58,966 >> STOP PLAYING. 817 00:21:58,965 --> 00:21:59,655 GIVE ME MY KEYS. 818 00:21:59,655 --> 00:22:00,715 >> YOU CANNOT GO, OKAY? 819 00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:01,794 YOU CAN'T TALK TO ANYBODY ELSE. 820 00:22:01,793 --> 00:22:02,663 YOU HAVE TO TALK TO ME. 821 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,205 WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH THIS. 822 00:22:04,206 --> 00:22:07,786 DERWIN. 823 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:08,863 IT HAPPENED DURING THE TIME 824 00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:09,762 WE BROKE UP OVER THAT 825 00:22:09,758 --> 00:22:11,378 WHOLE DREW THING. 826 00:22:11,379 --> 00:22:12,099 >> WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 827 00:22:12,103 --> 00:22:13,693 YOU BROKE THE TV TOO, HUH? 828 00:22:13,689 --> 00:22:15,169 [clattering] 829 00:22:15,172 --> 00:22:18,312 [smashing] 830 00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:19,720 >> DERWIN... 831 00:22:19,724 --> 00:22:21,344 >> MELANIE, PEOPLE ASK ME 832 00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:22,104 ALL THE TIME, WHAT DO I SEE 833 00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:22,793 IN YOU? 834 00:22:22,793 --> 00:22:23,553 LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU WITH HER, 835 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:24,211 MAN? 836 00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:24,896 THAT GIRL AIN'T NOTHING 837 00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:25,546 BUT DRAMA." 838 00:22:25,551 --> 00:22:26,551 I SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT, BRAH? 839 00:22:26,551 --> 00:22:27,621 IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE THAT GIRL. 840 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:28,520 SHE'S MY BOO." 841 00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:29,587 BUT I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE 842 00:22:29,586 --> 00:22:30,616 THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. 843 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:31,590 >> UGH, GOD, DERWIN, PLEASE 844 00:22:31,586 --> 00:22:32,276 DON'T ACT LIKE YOUR POOP 845 00:22:32,275 --> 00:22:33,025 DOESN'T STINK. 846 00:22:33,034 --> 00:22:33,764 >> IT DOESN'T. 847 00:22:33,758 --> 00:22:35,758 YOU WAS JUST IN THERE. 848 00:22:35,758 --> 00:22:36,448 I MEAN, DAMN, MELANIE, 849 00:22:36,448 --> 00:22:37,208 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LET ME 850 00:22:37,206 --> 00:22:38,206 BELIEVE THE BABY WAS MINE? 851 00:22:38,206 --> 00:22:39,446 YOU HAD AN OUT. 852 00:22:39,448 --> 00:22:40,998 >> I'M TIRED OF THE BONES 853 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:41,970 FALLING OUT OF MY CLOSET, 854 00:22:41,965 --> 00:22:42,615 DERWIN. 855 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:43,450 AND JUST LIKE YOU SAID, 856 00:22:43,448 --> 00:22:44,478 YOU WERE GONNA FIND OUT ANYWAY. 857 00:22:44,482 --> 00:22:46,792 AND THEN I'D BE A LIAR AGAIN, 858 00:22:46,793 --> 00:22:48,213 JUST LIKE WHEN YOU FOUND OUT 859 00:22:48,206 --> 00:22:49,656 I SWABBED D.J. 860 00:22:49,655 --> 00:22:51,445 AS OF TEN MINUTES AGO, 861 00:22:51,448 --> 00:22:53,788 I AM SO DONE WITH ALL THE LIES. 862 00:22:53,793 --> 00:22:54,523 >> YEAH, RIGHT. 863 00:22:54,517 --> 00:22:56,587 YOU'RE NEVER DONE. 864 00:22:56,586 --> 00:22:58,066 YOU KNOW, IF YOU HADN'T CHEATED 865 00:22:58,068 --> 00:22:59,308 ON ME WITH DREW SIDORA, 866 00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:00,520 IT WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED. 867 00:23:00,517 --> 00:23:01,517 >> OH, WOW, YOU'RE GONNA 868 00:23:01,517 --> 00:23:02,097 GO THERE. 869 00:23:02,103 --> 00:23:03,173 SO IT'S MY FAULT THAT 870 00:23:03,172 --> 00:23:04,282 YOU KILLED A BABY? 871 00:23:04,275 --> 00:23:04,995 HUH? 872 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,170 YEAH, YEAH, YOU KILLED A BABY. 873 00:23:06,172 --> 00:23:06,862 I SAID IT. 874 00:23:06,862 --> 00:23:08,792 >> FIRST OF ALL, I AM A DOCTOR. 875 00:23:08,793 --> 00:23:10,243 AND IT IS DEBATABLE WHETHER 876 00:23:10,241 --> 00:23:11,311 OR NOT IT WAS A BABY. 877 00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:12,170 >> I MEAN, IT'S DEBATABLE THAT 878 00:23:12,172 --> 00:23:15,862 YOU EVEN ARE A DOCTOR. 879 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:16,522 >> REALLY? 880 00:23:16,517 --> 00:23:17,237 >> YEAH, REALLY. 881 00:23:17,241 --> 00:23:19,311 >> DERWIN, IT IS OVER. 882 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,380 IT'S IN THE PAST. 883 00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:22,029 >> BUT IT'S NOT OVER, 884 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:22,724 IS IT, MELANIE? 885 00:23:22,724 --> 00:23:23,794 'CAUSE NOW YOU CAN'T HAVE 886 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,313 OUR BABY, CAN YOU? 887 00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:26,380 HUH? 888 00:23:26,379 --> 00:23:28,139 MELANIE, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA 889 00:23:28,137 --> 00:23:29,517 REALIZE THAT YOUR LIES 890 00:23:29,517 --> 00:23:30,997 AFFECT ME? 891 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,690 OKAY? 892 00:23:31,689 --> 00:23:32,719 THIS IS MY LIFE TOO. 893 00:23:32,724 --> 00:23:33,834 >> I JUST WANT YOU 894 00:23:33,827 --> 00:23:34,617 TO GET OVER IT. 895 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:35,550 >> JUST LIKE THAT? 896 00:23:35,551 --> 00:23:37,001 >> YES, YES. 897 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,760 BURN A CANDLE. 898 00:23:38,758 --> 00:23:40,138 HOP AROUND A FIRE. 899 00:23:40,137 --> 00:23:41,277 SAY A PRAYER. 900 00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:42,685 DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU HAVE TO DO 901 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:43,789 TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT 902 00:23:43,793 --> 00:23:44,593 THAT I DID IT. 903 00:23:44,586 --> 00:23:46,756 I HAD AN ABORTION! 904 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:50,138 I NEVER WANTED YOU TO KNOW. 905 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,167 THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS 906 00:23:51,172 --> 00:23:52,002 GOING TO MY GRAVE. 907 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,930 BUT NOW THAT YOU KNOW, 908 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:57,031 I JUST WANT TO MOVE ON. 909 00:23:57,034 --> 00:23:58,454 JUST--I JUST WANT TO GO 910 00:23:58,448 --> 00:23:59,518 TO BED, OKAY? 911 00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:00,997 I WANT YOU TO CUDDLE ME. 912 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,550 I WANT TO RUB MY COLD FEET 913 00:24:02,551 --> 00:24:03,791 ON YOUR WARM LEG, AND I WANT 914 00:24:03,793 --> 00:24:06,283 TO SAY, "I LOVE YOU." 915 00:24:06,275 --> 00:24:07,995 AND I WANT YOU TO KISS ME 916 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,900 ON THE BACK OF MY HEAD AND TELL 917 00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:10,996 ME THAT YOU LOVE ME 918 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,140 PAST THE MOON. 919 00:24:14,137 --> 00:24:17,687 AND I WANT TO SAY, "WHY?" 920 00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:19,239 AND I WANT YOU HEAR YOU LAUGH 921 00:24:19,241 --> 00:24:24,071 AND TELL ME ONE MORE REASON WHY. 922 00:24:24,068 --> 00:24:29,028 >> ♪ I'M UP IN THE WOODS 923 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:33,214 ♪ I'M DOWN ON MY MIND 924 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:34,276 >> I CAN'T DO THAT TONIGHT, 925 00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:39,025 MELANIE. 926 00:24:39,034 --> 00:24:41,104 MELANIE. >> [sighs] 927 00:24:41,103 --> 00:24:44,003 >> [sighs] 928 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:44,860 >> DAMN IT. 929 00:24:44,862 --> 00:24:46,212 PUCCI'S NUMBER'S DISCONNECTED. 930 00:24:46,206 --> 00:24:47,476 >> YO, I GOT NEXT ON SHORTY. 931 00:24:47,482 --> 00:24:49,002 >> SOMEBODY CALL 911! 932 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,860 >> BUMP THAT. 933 00:24:49,862 --> 00:24:51,032 LOOK, YOUR CAREER CANNOT AFFORD 934 00:24:51,034 --> 00:24:52,214 TO TAKE A HIT RIGHT NOW. 935 00:24:52,206 --> 00:24:53,096 >> I'M NOT CONCERNED ABOUT 936 00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:54,143 MY IMAGE RIGHT NOW, MA. 937 00:24:54,137 --> 00:24:54,997 >> WELL, YOU NEED TO BE. 938 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,070 HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA EXPLAIN 939 00:24:56,068 --> 00:24:57,068 THE DEAD SUPERMODEL 940 00:24:57,068 --> 00:24:58,278 WITH FLAWLESS SKIN 941 00:24:58,275 --> 00:25:00,515 LYING ON YOUR MANSION FLOOR? 942 00:25:00,517 --> 00:25:02,137 WHAT KIND OF LOTION SHE USE? 943 00:25:02,137 --> 00:25:02,897 >> I'M SITTING HERE WITH MY 944 00:25:02,896 --> 00:25:04,166 GIRLFRIEND ALMOST DEAD, 945 00:25:04,172 --> 00:25:05,002 AND YOU TALKING ABOUT THE WAY 946 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 HER SKIN LOOKS? 947 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,100 >> OKAY, YOU RIGHT, YOU RIGHT. 948 00:25:07,103 --> 00:25:08,833 I'LL FIND OUT AT THE AUTOPSY. 949 00:25:08,827 --> 00:25:10,617 TEE TEE, LOOK, YOUR MAMA DID 950 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:11,720 A LOT OF DRUGS, OKAY? 951 00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:12,974 WHAT DID YOU DO? 952 00:25:12,965 --> 00:25:14,515 >> WENT TO COLLEGE. 953 00:25:14,517 --> 00:25:15,307 >> I AIN'T GOT TIME 954 00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:16,240 FOR YOUR WIT. 955 00:25:16,241 --> 00:25:18,931 >> SOMEBODY CALL 911, PLEASE! 956 00:25:18,931 --> 00:25:20,721 >> SHE OVERDOSED? 957 00:25:20,724 --> 00:25:24,074 >> YES, ON YOUR DRUGS. 958 00:25:24,068 --> 00:25:24,998 >> WELL, YOU GUYS SHOULD 959 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,310 HAVE CALLED ME. 960 00:25:27,310 --> 00:25:30,520 GET OUT OF THE WAY. 961 00:25:30,517 --> 00:25:32,897 >> OOH! 962 00:25:32,896 --> 00:25:33,656 >> [gasps] 963 00:25:33,655 --> 00:25:35,275 >> OH! 964 00:25:35,275 --> 00:25:37,205 >> OH, PHILLY. 965 00:25:37,206 --> 00:25:38,826 >> GOT YOU, COME HERE. 966 00:25:38,827 --> 00:25:40,717 COME HERE. 967 00:25:40,724 --> 00:25:41,934 COME HERE. 968 00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:44,451 GOT YOU, COME HERE. 969 00:25:44,448 --> 00:25:45,788 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. 970 00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:46,663 I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS TO THINK 971 00:25:46,655 --> 00:25:48,965 I'M A DOUCHEBAG, BUT... 972 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:50,135 I GOT TO CHARGE YOU EXTRA 973 00:25:50,137 --> 00:25:52,207 I GOT TO CHARGE YOU EXTRA FOR THIS. 974 00:25:52,206 --> 00:25:59,586 FOR THIS. 975 00:25:59,586 --> 00:26:01,656 >> HEY. 976 00:26:01,655 --> 00:26:02,515 STOPPED BY THE BAR. 977 00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:03,377 THEY SAID YOU'D BE HERE. 978 00:26:03,379 --> 00:26:04,619 >> YEAH, I GOT FIRED. 979 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,520 THANK YOU. 980 00:26:05,517 --> 00:26:06,897 >> YEAH, THEY SAID THAT TOO. 981 00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:09,546 LOOK, CHABLIS, I'M SORRY. 982 00:26:09,551 --> 00:26:11,721 >> MY NAME IS CHARDONNAY, OKAY? 983 00:26:11,724 --> 00:26:13,074 >> RIGHT, YEAH, CHARDONNAY, 984 00:26:13,068 --> 00:26:13,928 CHARDONNAY. 985 00:26:13,931 --> 00:26:14,971 WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME, 986 00:26:14,965 --> 00:26:17,655 BY-THE-GLASS? 987 00:26:17,655 --> 00:26:19,025 CHILLED? 988 00:26:19,034 --> 00:26:20,524 IT'S WINE HUMOR. 989 00:26:20,517 --> 00:26:21,757 >> SERIOUSLY? 990 00:26:21,758 --> 00:26:23,518 YOU GET ME FIRED, AND THEN YOU 991 00:26:23,517 --> 00:26:24,827 COME OUT HERE TO HECKLE ME? 992 00:26:24,827 --> 00:26:25,547 >> I'M NOT HECKLING YOU. 993 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:26,341 >> WHAT? 994 00:26:26,344 --> 00:26:27,694 TAKE THAT, YOU PUNK-ASS. 995 00:26:27,689 --> 00:26:28,719 >> WHOA! 996 00:26:28,724 --> 00:26:31,664 LOOK... 997 00:26:31,655 --> 00:26:34,965 AW, COME ON. 998 00:26:34,965 --> 00:26:36,235 I GOT LIABILITY ONLY. 999 00:26:36,241 --> 00:26:37,171 I GOT TO LIVE WITH THAT. 1000 00:26:37,172 --> 00:26:38,312 >> GOOD. 1001 00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:39,620 >> ALL RIGHT, HEY, HEY, HEY. 1002 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:40,480 LOOK, IT'S NOT THE END 1003 00:26:40,482 --> 00:26:41,142 OF THE WORLD. 1004 00:26:41,137 --> 00:26:41,997 YOU LOST A BAR JOB. 1005 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,660 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU LOST 1006 00:26:42,655 --> 00:26:43,615 A CABINET POSITION. 1007 00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:44,760 >> WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING 1008 00:26:44,758 --> 00:26:45,448 TO ME? 1009 00:26:45,448 --> 00:26:46,278 >> 'CAUSE I FEEL BAD, 1010 00:26:46,275 --> 00:26:47,965 ALL RIGHT? 1011 00:26:47,965 --> 00:26:48,615 HOW ABOUT THIS? 1012 00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:49,660 HOW ABOUT I PAY YOUR SALARY 1013 00:26:49,655 --> 00:26:50,305 FOR TWO WEEKS? 1014 00:26:50,310 --> 00:26:51,000 I MEAN, HOW MUCH COULD YOU 1015 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:51,690 POSSIBLY MAKE? 1016 00:26:51,689 --> 00:26:53,139 >> WELL, WITH TIPS, $300 A 1017 00:26:53,137 --> 00:26:54,447 NIGHT, BUT WITH MY GOOD BRA, 1018 00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:56,478 $500. 1019 00:26:56,482 --> 00:26:57,692 >> OKAY, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 1020 00:26:57,689 --> 00:26:59,209 YOU SEEM LIKE A BABY BACK RIBS 1021 00:26:59,206 --> 00:27:00,096 KIND OF GAL. 1022 00:27:00,103 --> 00:27:01,033 HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU 1023 00:27:01,034 --> 00:27:02,794 TO CHILI'S? 1024 00:27:02,793 --> 00:27:04,523 HUH? 1025 00:27:04,517 --> 00:27:05,517 ♪ BARBECUE SAUCE 1026 00:27:05,517 --> 00:27:06,717 COME ON, LET'S GET IT DONE. 1027 00:27:06,724 --> 00:27:09,244 COME ON. 1028 00:27:09,241 --> 00:27:10,591 UGH... 1029 00:27:10,586 --> 00:27:13,206 WHAT THE-- 1030 00:27:13,206 --> 00:27:15,516 [airplane buzzing] 1031 00:27:15,517 --> 00:27:17,547 WHAT THE HELL? 1032 00:27:17,551 --> 00:27:21,071 WHAT THE HELL? 1033 00:27:21,068 --> 00:27:23,138 WHAT THE HELL? UGH. 1034 00:27:23,137 --> 00:27:34,617 UGH. 1035 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:37,760 I'M IN MEXICO? 1036 00:27:37,758 --> 00:27:38,828 [toilet flushing] 1037 00:27:38,827 --> 00:27:39,717 OKAY. 1038 00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:40,624 WHAT WOULD BOND DO, J? 1039 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:41,590 WHAT WOULD BOND DO? 1040 00:27:41,586 --> 00:27:45,996 CALM DOWN, DUDE. 1041 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,340 HEY, AMIGO... 1042 00:27:48,344 --> 00:27:50,694 YOU WANT TO KIDNAP ME, HUH? 1043 00:27:50,689 --> 00:27:51,719 TRADE ME UP FOR A LOT OF 1044 00:27:51,724 --> 00:27:52,934 CHIMICHANGAS, OR SOMETHING 1045 00:27:52,931 --> 00:27:54,001 LIKE THAT? 1046 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,240 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 1047 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:56,591 AMIGO, YOU BETTER BRING ALL OF 1048 00:27:56,586 --> 00:27:57,756 MEXICO TO COME FOR ME, 1049 00:27:57,758 --> 00:27:58,618 BECAUSE I'M IN THE MOOD 1050 00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:02,900 FOR SOME TACOS. 1051 00:28:02,896 --> 00:28:05,406 HUH. 1052 00:28:05,413 --> 00:28:07,723 HUH. WHEN THE HELL DID I GET MARRIED? 1053 00:28:07,724 --> 00:28:11,794 WHEN THE HELL DID I GET MARRIED? 1054 00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:13,173 PINOT NOIR? 1055 00:28:13,172 --> 00:28:16,242 >> GOOD MORNING, HUSBAND. 1056 00:28:16,241 --> 00:28:18,311 >> GOOD MORNING, HUSBAND. >> NO. 1057 00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:21,070 >> NO. 1058 00:28:21,068 --> 00:28:22,548 >> I SWEAR, I SHOULD BRING 1059 00:28:22,551 --> 00:28:23,551 YOU UP ON CHARGES, WOMAN. 1060 00:28:23,551 --> 00:28:24,691 YOU ROOFIED ME. 1061 00:28:24,689 --> 00:28:25,549 >> COME ON, JASON. 1062 00:28:25,551 --> 00:28:26,761 WE WENT TO CHILI'S AND YOU 1063 00:28:26,758 --> 00:28:27,898 FORGOT YOUR COUPONS. 1064 00:28:27,896 --> 00:28:29,756 SO I WAS LIKE, "LET'S GO TO 1065 00:28:29,758 --> 00:28:30,518 TACO BELL. 1066 00:28:30,517 --> 00:28:31,997 THEY HAVE 79-CENT TACOS." 1067 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,280 AND YOU WERE LIKE, "I KNOW 1068 00:28:33,275 --> 00:28:34,655 A PLACE IN TIJUANA THAT HAS 1069 00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:36,025 69-CENT TACOS." 1070 00:28:36,034 --> 00:28:38,244 SO HERE WE ARE. 1071 00:28:38,241 --> 00:28:39,661 OH, AND THEN I ROOFIED YOU. 1072 00:28:39,655 --> 00:28:40,615 >> AH! 1073 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:41,480 >> I'M JUST PLAYING. 1074 00:28:41,482 --> 00:28:42,072 I'M JUST PLAYING. 1075 00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:43,968 LOOK, WE GOT REALLY DRUNK, 1076 00:28:43,965 --> 00:28:45,475 AND YOU KEPT RAMBLING ON ABOUT 1077 00:28:45,482 --> 00:28:46,932 HOW YOU LOVE BLACK WOMEN. 1078 00:28:46,931 --> 00:28:48,241 SO I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, RIGHT. 1079 00:28:48,241 --> 00:28:49,211 PROVE IT." 1080 00:28:49,206 --> 00:28:50,476 AND YOU MARRIED ME. 1081 00:28:50,482 --> 00:28:51,212 >> WHAT? 1082 00:28:51,206 --> 00:28:52,756 >> YEAH, AND IT AIN'T AS FUNNY 1083 00:28:52,758 --> 00:28:54,478 AS YOU GETTING ME FIRED, 1084 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:55,762 BUT I DID LAUGH. 1085 00:28:55,758 --> 00:28:57,208 >> THIS--NO, NO. 1086 00:28:57,206 --> 00:28:58,276 THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 1087 00:28:58,275 --> 00:28:59,065 >> I FIGURED YOU'D SAY 1088 00:28:59,068 --> 00:29:00,168 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1089 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:05,832 SO I TOOK PLENTY OF SNAPS. 1090 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:07,307 THAT'S YOU AFTER YOU SAID, 1091 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,660 "I DO." 1092 00:29:09,655 --> 00:29:10,785 OOH, AND THAT'S US EATING OUR 1093 00:29:10,793 --> 00:29:13,553 CHEAP-ASS TACOS. 1094 00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:14,341 OH, MY GOD. 1095 00:29:14,344 --> 00:29:15,344 >> IS THAT A DONKEY? 1096 00:29:15,344 --> 00:29:16,624 >> YEAH, THERE WERE THREE. 1097 00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:17,900 THEY KEPT ARGUING OVER WHO 1098 00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:20,686 SHOULD BE YOUR BEST MAN. 1099 00:29:20,689 --> 00:29:21,929 both: OOH! 1100 00:29:21,931 --> 00:29:23,411 >> WHAT? 1101 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:24,593 SO THIS IS REAL? 1102 00:29:24,586 --> 00:29:26,166 >> OH, IT AIN'T REAL GOLD, 1103 00:29:26,172 --> 00:29:27,692 BUT WE REAL MARRIED. 1104 00:29:27,689 --> 00:29:29,759 BUT WE REAL MARRIED. >> OH, MY... 1105 00:29:29,758 --> 00:29:56,548 >> OH, MY... 1106 00:29:56,551 --> 00:29:57,241 >> HEY. 1107 00:29:57,241 --> 00:29:58,831 >> OH. 1108 00:29:58,827 --> 00:30:00,027 >> HERE YOU GO. 1109 00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:03,974 >> THANK YOU, TEE TEE. 1110 00:30:03,965 --> 00:30:05,475 LOOK AT HER. 1111 00:30:05,482 --> 00:30:06,522 COMING IN HERE, BEING ALL 1112 00:30:06,517 --> 00:30:07,167 DEMANDING. 1113 00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:08,172 WHO THE HELL SHE THINK SHE IS? 1114 00:30:08,172 --> 00:30:09,662 AL-QAIDA? 1115 00:30:09,655 --> 00:30:10,685 NEED TO SPLASH SOME OF THIS 1116 00:30:10,689 --> 00:30:13,479 SCALDING COFFEE UP IN HER FACE. 1117 00:30:13,482 --> 00:30:14,212 >> YOU KNOW, IF YOU DO THAT, 1118 00:30:14,206 --> 00:30:17,166 I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU. 1119 00:30:17,172 --> 00:30:18,142 >> SHE'S SERIOUS ABOUT HER 1120 00:30:18,137 --> 00:30:19,717 DAMN MONEY, HUH? 1121 00:30:19,724 --> 00:30:21,694 GUESS I CAN'T KNOCK THAT HUSTLE. 1122 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:22,789 >> YEAH, SHE CHARGE BY THE HOUR 1123 00:30:22,793 --> 00:30:23,793 TOO. 1124 00:30:23,793 --> 00:30:25,003 IN ANOTHER HOUR, WE GONNA BE 1125 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,660 UP TO 60 GRAND. 1126 00:30:26,655 --> 00:30:28,585 >> UGH... 1127 00:30:28,586 --> 00:30:29,546 THANKS FOR STANDING WATCH, 1128 00:30:29,551 --> 00:30:30,551 TEE TEE. 1129 00:30:30,551 --> 00:30:31,931 DID HE EVEN TRY AND COME OUT 1130 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:32,761 THE ROOM YET? 1131 00:30:32,758 --> 00:30:35,478 >> MM-MM, NOT A PEEP. 1132 00:30:35,482 --> 00:30:36,722 >> WHO ON THE DOOR NOW? 1133 00:30:36,724 --> 00:30:37,764 >> BIBS. 1134 00:30:37,758 --> 00:30:39,478 THAT DUDE AIN'T FAMILY, THOUGH. 1135 00:30:39,482 --> 00:30:40,662 JUST A GUN FOR HIRE 1136 00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:41,965 PERPETRATING A FRAUD. 1137 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,475 >> BOY, NOW IS NOT THE TIME 1138 00:30:43,482 --> 00:30:44,482 FOR YOU TO BE GETTING JEALOUS 1139 00:30:44,482 --> 00:30:45,102 HERE. 1140 00:30:45,103 --> 00:30:46,283 >> WELL, LET'S SEE BIBS PARLAY 1141 00:30:46,275 --> 00:30:48,615 THIS INTO A WING TRIP. 1142 00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:50,690 LOOK... 1143 00:30:50,689 --> 00:30:52,759 HAVE YOU GIVEN ANYMORE THOUGHT 1144 00:30:52,758 --> 00:30:53,898 TO LEAVING MALIK AND GOING 1145 00:30:53,896 --> 00:30:54,786 BACK TO DERWIN? 1146 00:30:54,793 --> 00:30:57,143 >> IT'S NOT THAT EASY, TEE TEE. 1147 00:30:57,137 --> 00:30:59,757 BUT I APPRECIATE IT, YOU KNOW? 1148 00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:02,378 I REALLY DO. 1149 00:31:02,379 --> 00:31:04,069 I'VE ALREADY MADE MY DECISION, 1150 00:31:04,068 --> 00:31:06,068 AND I'MA STICK TO IT. 1151 00:31:06,068 --> 00:31:07,968 FAMILY IS GONNA ALWAYS COME 1152 00:31:07,965 --> 00:31:09,335 FIRST. 1153 00:31:09,344 --> 00:31:10,934 YOU KNOW, AND UNTIL YOU SQUIRT 1154 00:31:10,931 --> 00:31:12,311 OUT A CHILD FROM YOUR LOINS, 1155 00:31:12,310 --> 00:31:13,070 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA 1156 00:31:13,068 --> 00:31:14,588 EVER UNDERSTAND THAT FEELING. 1157 00:31:14,586 --> 00:31:16,826 SO HERE... 1158 00:31:16,827 --> 00:31:17,587 GO AND GIVE THIS TO HER 1159 00:31:17,586 --> 00:31:20,856 SO SHE CAN GO. 1160 00:31:20,862 --> 00:31:22,382 >> MAN, SHE AIN'T GO TAKE THIS. 1161 00:31:22,379 --> 00:31:25,069 >> GIVE IT TO HER. 1162 00:31:25,068 --> 00:31:27,788 >> ALL RIGHT. 1163 00:31:27,793 --> 00:31:32,143 TAKE A BLACK CARD? 1164 00:31:32,137 --> 00:31:35,027 >> OF COURSE I DO. 1165 00:31:35,034 --> 00:31:36,034 YEAH, YOU JUST GOT TO REMEMBER 1166 00:31:36,034 --> 00:31:37,484 THAT IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR 1167 00:31:37,482 --> 00:31:39,002 STATEMENT UNDER 1168 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,660 STATEMENT UNDER "MARTIN'S ASBESTOS REMOVAL." 1169 00:31:41,655 --> 00:31:44,895 "MARTIN'S ASBESTOS REMOVAL." 1170 00:31:44,896 --> 00:31:46,336 >> I SWEAR, I SHOULD BRING 1171 00:31:46,344 --> 00:31:47,344 YOU UP ON CHARGES, WOMAN. 1172 00:31:47,344 --> 00:31:48,484 YOU ROOFIED ME. 1173 00:31:48,482 --> 00:31:49,342 >> COME ON, JASON. 1174 00:31:49,344 --> 00:31:50,554 WE WENT TO CHILI'S AND YOU 1175 00:31:50,551 --> 00:31:51,691 FORGOT YOUR COUPONS. 1176 00:31:51,689 --> 00:31:53,549 SO I WAS LIKE, "LET'S GO TO 1177 00:31:53,551 --> 00:31:54,311 TACO BELL. 1178 00:31:54,310 --> 00:31:55,790 THEY HAVE 79-CENT TACOS." 1179 00:31:55,793 --> 00:31:57,073 AND YOU WERE LIKE, "I KNOW 1180 00:31:57,068 --> 00:31:58,448 A PLACE IN TIJUANA THAT HAS 1181 00:31:58,448 --> 00:31:59,858 69-CENT TACOS." 1182 00:31:59,862 --> 00:32:02,102 SO HERE WE ARE. 1183 00:32:02,103 --> 00:32:03,523 OH, AND THEN I ROOFIED YOU. 1184 00:32:03,517 --> 00:32:04,477 >> AH! 1185 00:32:04,482 --> 00:32:05,342 >> I'M JUST PLAYING. 1186 00:32:05,344 --> 00:32:05,974 I'M JUST PLAYING. 1187 00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:07,825 LOOK, WE GOT REALLY DRUNK, 1188 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:09,337 AND YOU KEPT RAMBLING ON ABOUT 1189 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,794 HOW YOU LOVE BLACK WOMEN. 1190 00:32:10,793 --> 00:32:12,103 SO I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, RIGHT. 1191 00:32:12,103 --> 00:32:13,073 PROVE IT." 1192 00:32:13,068 --> 00:32:14,338 AND YOU MARRIED ME. 1193 00:32:14,344 --> 00:32:15,074 >> WHAT? 1194 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:16,618 >> YEAH, AND IT AIN'T AS FUNNY 1195 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:18,340 AS YOU GETTING ME FIRED, 1196 00:32:18,344 --> 00:32:19,624 BUT I DID LAUGH. 1197 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:21,070 >> THIS--NO, NO. 1198 00:32:21,068 --> 00:32:22,138 THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 1199 00:32:22,137 --> 00:32:22,967 >> I FIGURED YOU'D SAY 1200 00:32:22,965 --> 00:32:23,995 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1201 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:29,620 SO I TOOK PLENTY OF SNAPS. 1202 00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:31,100 THAT'S YOU AFTER YOU SAID, 1203 00:32:31,103 --> 00:32:33,453 "I DO." 1204 00:32:33,448 --> 00:32:34,588 OOH, AND THAT'S US EATING OUR 1205 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:37,336 CHEAP-ASS TACOS. 1206 00:32:37,344 --> 00:32:38,144 OH, MY GOD. 1207 00:32:38,137 --> 00:32:39,137 >> IS THAT A DONKEY? 1208 00:32:39,137 --> 00:32:40,407 >> YEAH, THERE WERE THREE. 1209 00:32:40,413 --> 00:32:41,693 THEY KEPT ARGUING OVER WHO 1210 00:32:41,689 --> 00:32:44,479 SHOULD BE YOUR BEST MAN. 1211 00:32:44,482 --> 00:32:45,722 both: OOH! 1212 00:32:45,724 --> 00:32:47,214 >> WHAT? 1213 00:32:47,206 --> 00:32:48,376 SO THIS IS REAL? 1214 00:32:48,379 --> 00:32:49,999 >> OH, IT AIN'T REAL GOLD, 1215 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,480 BUT WE REAL MARRIED. 1216 00:32:51,482 --> 00:32:53,552 BUT WE REAL MARRIED. >> OH, MY... 1217 00:32:53,551 --> 00:33:20,411 >> OH, MY... 1218 00:33:20,413 --> 00:33:21,103 >> HEY. 1219 00:33:21,103 --> 00:33:22,693 >> OH. 1220 00:33:22,689 --> 00:33:23,929 >> HERE YOU GO. 1221 00:33:23,931 --> 00:33:27,831 >> THANK YOU, TEE TEE. 1222 00:33:27,827 --> 00:33:29,337 LOOK AT HER. 1223 00:33:29,344 --> 00:33:30,384 COMING IN HERE, BEING ALL 1224 00:33:30,379 --> 00:33:31,029 DEMANDING. 1225 00:33:31,034 --> 00:33:32,034 WHO THE HELL SHE THINK SHE IS? 1226 00:33:32,034 --> 00:33:33,524 AL-QAIDA? 1227 00:33:33,517 --> 00:33:34,547 NEED TO SPLASH SOME OF THIS 1228 00:33:34,551 --> 00:33:37,341 SCALDING COFFEE UP IN HER FACE. 1229 00:33:37,344 --> 00:33:38,074 >> YOU KNOW, IF YOU DO THAT, 1230 00:33:38,068 --> 00:33:41,028 I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU. 1231 00:33:41,034 --> 00:33:42,004 >> SHE'S SERIOUS ABOUT HER 1232 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,590 DAMN MONEY, HUH? 1233 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:45,546 GUESS I CAN'T KNOCK THAT HUSTLE. 1234 00:33:45,551 --> 00:33:46,661 >> YEAH, SHE CHARGE BY THE HOUR 1235 00:33:46,655 --> 00:33:47,655 TOO. 1236 00:33:47,655 --> 00:33:48,855 IN ANOTHER HOUR, WE GONNA BE 1237 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:50,522 UP TO 60 GRAND. 1238 00:33:50,517 --> 00:33:52,447 >> UGH... 1239 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:53,408 THANKS FOR STANDING WATCH, 1240 00:33:53,413 --> 00:33:54,413 TEE TEE. 1241 00:33:54,413 --> 00:33:55,793 DID HE EVEN TRY AND COME OUT 1242 00:33:55,793 --> 00:33:56,623 THE ROOM YET? 1243 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:59,340 >> MM-MM, NOT A PEEP. 1244 00:33:59,344 --> 00:34:00,664 >> WHO ON THE DOOR NOW? 1245 00:34:00,655 --> 00:34:01,685 >> BIBS. 1246 00:34:01,689 --> 00:34:03,409 THAT DUDE AIN'T FAMILY, THOUGH. 1247 00:34:03,413 --> 00:34:04,593 JUST A GUN FOR HIRE 1248 00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:05,896 PERPETRATING A FRAUD. 1249 00:34:05,896 --> 00:34:07,406 >> BOY, NOW IS NOT THE TIME 1250 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:08,413 FOR YOU TO BE GETTING JEALOUS 1251 00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:09,033 HERE. 1252 00:34:09,034 --> 00:34:10,214 >> WELL, LET'S SEE BIBS PARLAY 1253 00:34:10,206 --> 00:34:12,546 THIS INTO A WING TRIP. 1254 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,621 LOOK... 1255 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,690 HAVE YOU GIVEN ANYMORE THOUGHT 1256 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:17,828 TO LEAVING MALIK AND GOING 1257 00:34:17,827 --> 00:34:18,717 BACK TO DERWIN? 1258 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:21,074 >> IT'S NOT THAT EASY, TEE TEE. 1259 00:34:21,068 --> 00:34:23,688 BUT I APPRECIATE IT, YOU KNOW? 1260 00:34:23,688 --> 00:34:26,238 I REALLY DO. 1261 00:34:26,241 --> 00:34:27,971 I'VE ALREADY MADE MY DECISION, 1262 00:34:27,965 --> 00:34:29,965 AND I'MA STICK TO IT. 1263 00:34:29,965 --> 00:34:31,825 FAMILY IS GONNA ALWAYS COME 1264 00:34:31,827 --> 00:34:33,207 FIRST. 1265 00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:34,786 YOU KNOW, AND UNTIL YOU SQUIRT 1266 00:34:34,793 --> 00:34:36,173 OUT A CHILD FROM YOUR LOINS, 1267 00:34:36,172 --> 00:34:36,972 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA 1268 00:34:36,965 --> 00:34:38,445 EVER UNDERSTAND THAT FEELING. 1269 00:34:38,447 --> 00:34:40,687 SO HERE... 1270 00:34:40,688 --> 00:34:41,448 GO AND GIVE THIS TO HER 1271 00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:44,717 SO SHE CAN GO. 1272 00:34:44,724 --> 00:34:46,244 >> MAN, SHE AIN'T GO TAKE THIS. 1273 00:34:46,241 --> 00:34:48,971 >> GIVE IT TO HER. 1274 00:34:48,965 --> 00:34:51,655 >> ALL RIGHT. 1275 00:34:51,655 --> 00:34:55,995 TAKE A BLACK CARD? 1276 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,930 >> OF COURSE I DO. 1277 00:34:58,931 --> 00:34:59,931 YEAH, YOU JUST GOT TO REMEMBER 1278 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,411 THAT IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR 1279 00:35:01,413 --> 00:35:02,973 STATEMENT UNDER 1280 00:35:02,965 --> 00:35:05,585 STATEMENT UNDER "MARTIN'S ASBESTOS REMOVAL." 1281 00:35:05,586 --> 00:35:17,966 "MARTIN'S ASBESTOS REMOVAL." 1282 00:35:17,965 --> 00:35:19,095 >> NO, NO. 1283 00:35:19,103 --> 00:35:20,413 SEÑOR, I'M TRYING TO REACH 1284 00:35:20,413 --> 00:35:21,863 SAN DIEGO. 1285 00:35:21,862 --> 00:35:23,452 SAN DI-- 1286 00:35:23,448 --> 00:35:24,548 HOW DO YOU NO COMPRENDE? 1287 00:35:24,551 --> 00:35:30,411 "SAN DIEGO" IS SPANISH, DUDE. 1288 00:35:30,413 --> 00:35:31,073 >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE 1289 00:35:31,068 --> 00:35:31,858 YOUR CELL PHONE? 1290 00:35:31,862 --> 00:35:32,662 >> BECAUSE PRE-PAID MINUTES 1291 00:35:32,655 --> 00:35:33,655 DON'T TRANSFER INTERNATIONALLY, 1292 00:35:33,655 --> 00:35:35,515 CHARDONNAY, OKAY? 1293 00:35:35,517 --> 00:35:36,857 >> AIN'T LIFE FUNNY? 1294 00:35:36,862 --> 00:35:38,762 THE SELL-OUT DUDE WHO ONLY DATES 1295 00:35:38,758 --> 00:35:40,408 WHITE WOMEN MARRIED A REAL 1296 00:35:40,413 --> 00:35:42,723 HOOD BLACK WOMAN WITH A WEAVE. 1297 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:43,554 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 1298 00:35:43,551 --> 00:35:44,761 YOU BLACK WOMEN THINK THAT'S 1299 00:35:44,758 --> 00:35:45,758 PARTICULAR TO YOU. 1300 00:35:45,758 --> 00:35:46,658 WHITE WOMEN HAVE BEEN WEAVING 1301 00:35:46,655 --> 00:35:48,275 THEIR HAIR SINCE FOREVER, OKAY? 1302 00:35:48,275 --> 00:35:49,585 SO, YEAH, YOU STILL COME 1303 00:35:49,586 --> 00:35:50,896 IN SECOND PLACE. 1304 00:35:50,896 --> 00:35:51,926 >> BEST BELIEVE WHEN WE GET 1305 00:35:51,931 --> 00:35:53,241 BACK TO SAN DIEGO, WE GETTING 1306 00:35:53,241 --> 00:35:54,761 THIS MESS ANNULLED, OKAY? 1307 00:35:54,758 --> 00:35:55,408 >> OH. 1308 00:35:55,413 --> 00:35:56,553 >> YES, IT WAS A JOKE, 1309 00:35:56,551 --> 00:35:57,591 'CAUSE DON'T NOBODY WANT 1310 00:35:57,586 --> 00:35:59,066 YOUR HIGH-YELLA ASS. 1311 00:35:59,068 --> 00:36:01,028 >> IT'S "YELLOW" WITH AN "O." 1312 00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:01,724 "O." 1313 00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:02,414 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 1314 00:36:02,413 --> 00:36:03,243 I WOULD NEVER STAY MARRIED 1315 00:36:03,241 --> 00:36:04,831 TO MY OPPRESSOR. 1316 00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:05,757 >> EXCUSE ME? 1317 00:36:05,758 --> 00:36:07,068 >> YEAH, I SAID IT. 1318 00:36:07,068 --> 00:36:10,588 >> I'M NOT YOUR OPPRESSOR, OKAY? 1319 00:36:10,586 --> 00:36:11,306 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING 1320 00:36:11,310 --> 00:36:12,030 AGAINST BLACK WOMEN. 1321 00:36:12,034 --> 00:36:13,414 SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS' WIVES 1322 00:36:13,413 --> 00:36:15,283 ARE BLACK WOMEN. 1323 00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:16,235 MY DAUGHTER IS BLACK, DESPITE 1324 00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:17,551 HOW OFTEN WE RELAX HER HAIR TO 1325 00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:18,211 TRY TO MAKE HER LOOK 1326 00:36:18,206 --> 00:36:19,166 LIKE SHE ISN'T. 1327 00:36:19,172 --> 00:36:19,932 >> I BET. 1328 00:36:19,931 --> 00:36:20,591 >> OH, YOU BET. 1329 00:36:20,586 --> 00:36:21,306 AND I'M SURE YOUR HAIR JUST 1330 00:36:21,310 --> 00:36:22,170 GROWS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HEAD 1331 00:36:22,172 --> 00:36:22,862 NATURALLY LIKE THAT? 1332 00:36:22,862 --> 00:36:23,832 >> DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT? 1333 00:36:23,827 --> 00:36:24,827 >> LOOK, WE DON'T DO IT BECAUSE 1334 00:36:24,827 --> 00:36:25,477 WE'RE ASHAMED. 1335 00:36:25,482 --> 00:36:26,212 WE DO IT SO SHE'LL HAVE 1336 00:36:26,206 --> 00:36:26,896 MORE OPTIONS. 1337 00:36:26,896 --> 00:36:27,786 BUT THE FACT REMAINS, WHEN SHE 1338 00:36:27,793 --> 00:36:28,453 GROWS UP, SHE'S GONNA BE 1339 00:36:28,448 --> 00:36:29,658 A BLACK WOMAN. 1340 00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:30,785 SHE ALREADY HAD THE ATTITUDE, 1341 00:36:30,793 --> 00:36:32,553 THE NECK-ROLLS, ALL THAT. 1342 00:36:32,551 --> 00:36:33,451 >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1343 00:36:33,448 --> 00:36:34,828 IT DOES NOT STOP WITH YOU, 1344 00:36:34,827 --> 00:36:35,927 DOES IT? 1345 00:36:35,931 --> 00:36:37,001 ADMIT IT, JASON. 1346 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,620 YOU HATE BEING BLACK. 1347 00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:39,280 >> I-- 1348 00:36:39,275 --> 00:36:40,685 >> YES, THAT'S WHY YOU-- 1349 00:36:40,689 --> 00:36:41,999 YOU DATE WHITE WOMEN, 1350 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,790 YOU DRIVE AROUND IN WHITE CARS, 1351 00:36:43,793 --> 00:36:45,593 AND YOU EAT WHITE FOOD. 1352 00:36:45,586 --> 00:36:47,066 I MEAN, WHO IN THE HELL ORDERS 1353 00:36:47,068 --> 00:36:50,338 A FREE-RANGE CHICKEN FAJITA? 1354 00:36:50,344 --> 00:36:52,034 LOOK, YOU CAN DATE ALL OF THE 1355 00:36:52,034 --> 00:36:53,794 BLOND WOMEN YOU WANT, BUT THAT 1356 00:36:53,793 --> 00:36:55,863 AIN'T EVER GONNA MAKE YOU WHITE. 1357 00:36:55,862 --> 00:36:56,792 >> WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 1358 00:36:56,793 --> 00:36:57,593 YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 1359 00:36:57,586 --> 00:36:58,376 YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING 1360 00:36:58,379 --> 00:36:59,029 ABOUT ME. 1361 00:36:59,034 --> 00:36:59,724 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 1362 00:36:59,724 --> 00:37:00,454 I'VE BEEN THROUGH. 1363 00:37:00,448 --> 00:37:01,238 >> AW, WHAT HAPPENED? 1364 00:37:01,241 --> 00:37:02,721 THE LITTLE BLACK KIDS 1365 00:37:02,724 --> 00:37:03,694 MADE FUN OF YOU? 1366 00:37:03,689 --> 00:37:04,479 >> ACTUALLY, YEAH. 1367 00:37:04,482 --> 00:37:05,412 YEAH, THEY DID, 1368 00:37:05,413 --> 00:37:06,283 ESPECIALLY THE GIRLS. 1369 00:37:06,275 --> 00:37:07,025 I'M GLAD TO SEE 1370 00:37:07,034 --> 00:37:11,004 THAT HASN'T CHANGED. 1371 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,720 WHEN I WAS A KID, ME AND MY 1372 00:37:12,724 --> 00:37:13,724 COUSIN USED TO SPEND SUMMERS 1373 00:37:13,724 --> 00:37:15,454 WITH MY GRANDMA IN LONG BEACH. 1374 00:37:15,448 --> 00:37:16,278 THERE WAS THIS GIRL, 1375 00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:17,995 KEISHA JACKSON, WHO LIVED 1376 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:18,790 NEXT DOOR. 1377 00:37:18,793 --> 00:37:21,173 SHE WAS--OH, I HAD THE HUGEST 1378 00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,282 CRUSH ON HER. 1379 00:37:22,275 --> 00:37:24,135 AND SHE USED TO TELL THE BOYS, 1380 00:37:24,137 --> 00:37:25,407 "CALL ME MISS JACKSON 1381 00:37:25,413 --> 00:37:26,663 IF YOU'RE NASTY." 1382 00:37:26,655 --> 00:37:28,585 HAD THAT SPLIT-LEVEL 'DO. 1383 00:37:28,586 --> 00:37:29,926 >> OOH, LIKE, ASYMMETRICAL 1384 00:37:29,931 --> 00:37:30,721 LIKE SALT-N-PEPA? 1385 00:37:30,724 --> 00:37:32,004 >> YES. 1386 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,520 YEAH, SHE HAD BAMBOO EARRINGS 1387 00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:35,207 AND A BODY LIKE YOU DID NOT SEE 1388 00:37:35,206 --> 00:37:35,896 IN N.C. 1389 00:37:35,896 --> 00:37:36,656 YOU KNOW, I'M TALKING ABOUT 1390 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:37,825 CHEEKS FOR WEEKS. 1391 00:37:37,827 --> 00:37:39,617 I WAS--AH, OOF... 1392 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:41,170 ANYWAY... 1393 00:37:41,172 --> 00:37:43,312 FIRST BLOCK PARTY OF THE SUMMER, 1394 00:37:43,310 --> 00:37:44,410 KOOL MOE DEE'S I GO TO WORK 1395 00:37:44,413 --> 00:37:46,143 WAS ON THE BOOMBOX. 1396 00:37:46,137 --> 00:37:46,827 I SAID, "ALL RIGHT, 1397 00:37:46,827 --> 00:37:47,477 THIS IS MY CHANCE. 1398 00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:48,142 THIS IS MY SHOT." 1399 00:37:48,137 --> 00:37:48,827 I GOT MY COURAGE UP, 1400 00:37:48,827 --> 00:37:49,827 WALKED UP TO KEISHA. 1401 00:37:49,827 --> 00:37:50,657 I SAID, "EXCUSE ME, MISS 1402 00:37:50,655 --> 00:37:51,335 JACKSON..." 1403 00:37:51,344 --> 00:37:52,974 SO SHE KNEW I WAS NASTY, RIGHT? 1404 00:37:52,965 --> 00:37:53,685 >> COME ON. 1405 00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:54,449 >> I SAID, "EXCUSE ME, 1406 00:37:54,448 --> 00:37:55,338 MISS JACKSON, WOULD YOU LIKE TO 1407 00:37:55,344 --> 00:37:56,074 DANCE TO KOOL MOE DEE'S 1408 00:37:56,068 --> 00:37:57,658 I GO TO WORKWITH ME?" 1409 00:37:57,655 --> 00:38:00,135 SHE LAUGHED IN MY FACE, 1410 00:38:00,137 --> 00:38:00,997 SAID, "I DON'T DANCE 1411 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,590 WITH WHITE BOYS." 1412 00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:06,966 >> OH, SO ONE BLACK GIRL DIDN'T 1413 00:38:06,965 --> 00:38:08,205 LIKE YOUR CORNY PICKUP LINE. 1414 00:38:08,206 --> 00:38:10,136 >> YEAH, HER, LARONDA MILLER, 1415 00:38:10,137 --> 00:38:11,857 SHAYLA HILL, PRINCESS JOHNSON. 1416 00:38:11,862 --> 00:38:12,662 THE LIST GOES ON. 1417 00:38:12,655 --> 00:38:13,405 YOU KNOW WHO WOULD DANCE 1418 00:38:13,413 --> 00:38:14,143 WITH ME? 1419 00:38:14,137 --> 00:38:16,517 AMBER STONE, KIMBERLY GLASSMAN, 1420 00:38:16,517 --> 00:38:17,717 BECKY KERSCHEMBAUM. 1421 00:38:17,724 --> 00:38:19,314 BUT ONCE I GOT IN THE LEAGUE, 1422 00:38:19,310 --> 00:38:20,860 GUESS WHO MY BIGGEST FANS WERE. 1423 00:38:20,862 --> 00:38:21,692 >> BLACK WOMEN. 1424 00:38:21,689 --> 00:38:22,449 >> YES, YES. 1425 00:38:22,448 --> 00:38:24,098 OOH, THEY LOVED ME THEN. 1426 00:38:24,103 --> 00:38:25,073 COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME. 1427 00:38:25,068 --> 00:38:25,758 I HAD A LITTLE MONEY, 1428 00:38:25,758 --> 00:38:26,408 A LITTLE FAME. 1429 00:38:26,413 --> 00:38:27,283 >> SO? 1430 00:38:27,275 --> 00:38:28,855 >> SO--SO? 1431 00:38:28,862 --> 00:38:29,522 >> YES. 1432 00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:30,277 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SO"? 1433 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:31,405 SO I WAS TRAUMATIZED. 1434 00:38:31,413 --> 00:38:33,003 SO I WAS CHANGED FOREVER. 1435 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,280 >> LOOK, ON BEHALF OF ALL OF 1436 00:38:35,275 --> 00:38:36,585 THE BLACK WOMEN WHO MISTREATED 1437 00:38:36,586 --> 00:38:38,406 YOU, JASON, I APOLOGIZE. 1438 00:38:38,413 --> 00:38:40,213 BUT YOU CAN'T PUNISH ALL BLACK 1439 00:38:40,206 --> 00:38:43,756 WOMEN BECAUSE OF A FEW USERS. 1440 00:38:43,758 --> 00:38:44,788 >> LOOK, I WISH I COULD CHANGE 1441 00:38:44,793 --> 00:38:45,553 MY EXPERIENCE. 1442 00:38:45,551 --> 00:38:46,411 I DO. 1443 00:38:46,413 --> 00:38:48,283 I CAN'T. 1444 00:38:48,275 --> 00:38:49,065 BUT WHAT I CAN DO, 1445 00:38:49,068 --> 00:38:50,338 AND WHAT I HOPE DO, IS BE 1446 00:38:50,344 --> 00:38:52,144 MORE... 1447 00:38:52,137 --> 00:38:53,587 OPEN-MINDED IN THE FUTURE, 1448 00:38:53,586 --> 00:38:54,446 YOU KNOW? 1449 00:38:54,448 --> 00:38:55,968 >> HUH, SO YOU WILL BE 1450 00:38:55,965 --> 00:38:57,235 GETTING ME MY JOB BACK? 1451 00:38:57,241 --> 00:38:58,211 >> [laughs] 1452 00:38:58,206 --> 00:38:59,336 I KNOW, I KNOW. 1453 00:38:59,344 --> 00:39:00,074 I'M SORRY. 1454 00:39:00,068 --> 00:39:00,758 I KNOW YOU NEED YOUR 1455 00:39:00,758 --> 00:39:02,588 GRAPE SODA MONEY. 1456 00:39:02,586 --> 00:39:04,546 >> YOU MAKE ME SICK. 1457 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:06,411 >> SO I GUESS WE... 1458 00:39:06,413 --> 00:39:07,413 CONSUMMATED THE HELL 1459 00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:08,523 OUT OF THIS MARRIAGE, HUH? 1460 00:39:08,517 --> 00:39:09,967 >> OH, YOU TRIED, BUT YOU GOT 1461 00:39:09,965 --> 00:39:11,205 KICKED IN THE DING-DONG, 1462 00:39:11,206 --> 00:39:12,446 THUS THE ICE PACK. 1463 00:39:12,448 --> 00:39:13,758 DON'T NOBODY GET NONE OF THIS 1464 00:39:13,758 --> 00:39:15,138 FOR NO DAMN CHICKEN FAJITAS, 1465 00:39:15,137 --> 00:39:19,207 FREE-RANGE OR NOT. 1466 00:39:19,206 --> 00:39:22,406 >> LOOKS NICE. 1467 00:39:22,413 --> 00:39:23,793 >> WHAT? 1468 00:39:23,793 --> 00:39:24,903 >> I WAS SAYING THE STREAMER 1469 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:26,716 LOOKS NICE. 1470 00:39:26,724 --> 00:39:28,074 >> OH. 1471 00:39:28,068 --> 00:39:31,518 THANK YOU. 1472 00:39:31,517 --> 00:39:33,167 OOH--OOH! 1473 00:39:33,172 --> 00:39:33,862 >> YOU OKAY? 1474 00:39:33,862 --> 00:39:36,212 >> YES, THANK YOU. 1475 00:39:36,206 --> 00:39:37,926 AH, AGAIN. 1476 00:39:37,931 --> 00:39:42,031 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 1477 00:39:42,034 --> 00:39:43,004 MELANIE, YOU STILL HAVE 1478 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:43,660 TO TALK TO ME ABOUT-- 1479 00:39:43,655 --> 00:39:44,755 >> DERWIN, OUR GUESTS 1480 00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:46,138 WILL BE HERE SOON. 1481 00:39:46,137 --> 00:39:48,927 WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO THIS. 1482 00:39:48,931 --> 00:39:50,171 >> YEAH. 1483 00:39:50,172 --> 00:39:52,002 ALL RIGHT, SO, UM... 1484 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,450 WHAT ELSE NEEDS TO BE DONE? 1485 00:39:53,448 --> 00:39:54,098 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 1486 00:39:54,103 --> 00:39:54,793 YOU CAN HELP ME ICE 1487 00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:55,453 THE CUPCAKES. 1488 00:39:55,448 --> 00:39:56,338 >> THESE ONES? 1489 00:39:56,344 --> 00:39:57,344 >> YEAH. 1490 00:39:57,344 --> 00:40:02,664 WASH YOUR HANDS. 1491 00:40:02,655 --> 00:40:03,615 >> MM, THESE SMELL GOOD. 1492 00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:05,690 >> MM, THESE SMELL GOOD. >> HERE. 1493 00:40:05,689 --> 00:40:12,449 >> HERE. 1494 00:40:12,448 --> 00:40:13,858 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I FORGET 1495 00:40:13,862 --> 00:40:18,972 I EVER DID WHAT I DID. 1496 00:40:18,965 --> 00:40:20,135 THE ONLY THINK I CAN THINK ABOUT 1497 00:40:20,137 --> 00:40:24,337 WAS LOSING YOU. 1498 00:40:24,344 --> 00:40:26,244 I MEAN, HONESTLY, DERWIN, 1499 00:40:26,241 --> 00:40:27,831 COULD YOU SAY YOU WANTED ME 1500 00:40:27,827 --> 00:40:32,927 AGAIN AFTER HAVING TREY'S BABY? 1501 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,241 >> I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW. 1502 00:40:35,241 --> 00:40:37,521 >> EXACTLY. 1503 00:40:37,517 --> 00:40:38,897 IT WOULD BE HARD FOR YOU 1504 00:40:38,896 --> 00:40:41,066 TO SIT THERE EVERY DAY 1505 00:40:41,068 --> 00:40:42,338 AND WATCH ME WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S 1506 00:40:42,344 --> 00:40:44,344 BABY. 1507 00:40:44,344 --> 00:40:45,104 BELIEVE ME. 1508 00:40:45,103 --> 00:40:46,693 I KNOW. 1509 00:40:46,689 --> 00:40:51,859 I HAVE TO DO IT EVERY DAY. 1510 00:40:51,862 --> 00:40:53,932 I HAVE TO DO IT EVERY DAY. >> WAS HE THERE WITH YOU? 1511 00:40:53,931 --> 00:40:57,861 >> WAS HE THERE WITH YOU? 1512 00:40:57,862 --> 00:40:59,102 >> NO. 1513 00:40:59,103 --> 00:41:00,553 HE DOESN'T KNOW. 1514 00:41:00,551 --> 00:41:02,591 NO ONE KNOWS. 1515 00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:03,546 I MEAN, TASHA SUSPECTS 1516 00:41:03,551 --> 00:41:04,691 I STOLE MONEY FROM HER, 1517 00:41:04,689 --> 00:41:06,619 WHICH I DID. 1518 00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:07,660 BUT SHE THINKS I BOUGHT 1519 00:41:07,655 --> 00:41:08,545 A PURSE, WHICH I DID, 1520 00:41:08,551 --> 00:41:09,691 A KNOCKOFF, YOU KNOW, 1521 00:41:09,689 --> 00:41:11,899 TO THROW HER OFF THE PATH. 1522 00:41:11,896 --> 00:41:12,996 SHE'S STILL NEW MONEY AND 1523 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:17,140 COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE. 1524 00:41:17,137 --> 00:41:17,997 >> YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE 1525 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,240 STOPPED AT "NO." 1526 00:41:22,241 --> 00:41:24,931 >> FAMILY FIRST. 1527 00:41:24,931 --> 00:41:26,001 FAMILY FIRST. 1528 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,070 FAMILY FIRST. 1529 00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:29,138 FAMILY FIRST. 1530 00:41:29,137 --> 00:41:31,207 FAMILY FIRST. FAMILY FIRST. 1531 00:41:31,206 --> 00:41:36,656 FAMILY FIRST. 1532 00:41:36,655 --> 00:41:39,685 >> YOU OKAY, MA? 1533 00:41:39,689 --> 00:41:40,859 >> DON'T YOU MAKE ME REGRET 1534 00:41:40,862 --> 00:41:43,102 >> DON'T YOU MAKE ME REGRET CHOOSING YOU, MALIK. 1535 00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:49,523 CHOOSING YOU, MALIK. 1536 00:41:49,517 --> 00:41:50,407 >> I'M TAKING JENNA 1537 00:41:50,413 --> 00:41:52,483 >> I'M TAKING JENNA BACK TO REHAB, MOM. 1538 00:41:52,482 --> 00:41:56,522 BACK TO REHAB, MOM. 1539 00:41:56,517 --> 00:42:02,447 >> ♪ I'M UP IN THE WOODS 1540 00:42:02,448 --> 00:42:05,828 ♪ I'M DOWN ON MY MIND 1541 00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:10,097 >> [whispering] FAMILY FIRST. 1542 00:42:10,103 --> 00:42:11,343 >> GOD DADDIES IN THE HOUSE. 1543 00:42:11,344 --> 00:42:12,104 HEY-O! 1544 00:42:12,103 --> 00:42:14,723 >> HEY-O! 1545 00:42:14,724 --> 00:42:15,694 >> HEY-O. 1546 00:42:15,689 --> 00:42:16,999 >> WHAT'S UP, MY GUY? 1547 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,340 >> HEY, MALIK, 1548 00:42:18,344 --> 00:42:19,344 THANKS FOR COMING, MAN. 1549 00:42:19,344 --> 00:42:20,344 MEANS A LOT. 1550 00:42:20,344 --> 00:42:21,214 >> YEAH. 1551 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,206 YOU KNOW, FAMILY HAS TO COME 1552 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,476 FIRST, RIGHT? 1553 00:42:23,482 --> 00:42:24,762 >> WHAT'S UP, LITTLE D.J.? 1554 00:42:24,758 --> 00:42:25,828 >> CAN YOU SAY--CAN YOU SAY, 1555 00:42:25,827 --> 00:42:27,027 "HI, GOD DADDY LIK-LIK"? 1556 00:42:27,034 --> 00:42:28,624 >> HI, DADDY LIK-LIK. 1557 00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:29,340 >> YEAH. 1558 00:42:29,344 --> 00:42:30,244 [laughter] 1559 00:42:30,241 --> 00:42:32,211 YEAH, SAY, "HI, JASON." 1560 00:42:32,206 --> 00:42:33,616 >> HI, JASON. 1561 00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:36,620 >> WHAT'S UP, LITTLE DING-DONG? 1562 00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:39,140 >> SO, THEN...TASHA'S COMING? 1563 00:42:39,137 --> 00:42:40,587 >> NO, SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT. 1564 00:42:40,586 --> 00:42:41,896 SHE FOUND SOME SHRAPNEL 1565 00:42:41,896 --> 00:42:43,656 IN HER BACK. 1566 00:42:43,655 --> 00:42:46,995 >> ♪ I'M UP IN THE WOODS 1567 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,450 >> D.J.! 1568 00:42:49,448 --> 00:42:51,758 [laughter] 1569 00:42:51,758 --> 00:42:52,548 >> HEY, GUYS, LOOK 1570 00:42:52,551 --> 00:42:54,031 WHAT D.J. DID. 1571 00:42:54,034 --> 00:42:55,344 LOOK WHAT D.J. DID. 1572 00:42:55,344 --> 00:42:56,694 GIVE HIM A HAND, YOU GUYS. 1573 00:42:56,689 --> 00:42:57,519 >> WHOA! 1574 00:42:57,517 --> 00:42:59,277 >> WHOO! 1575 00:42:59,275 --> 00:43:01,335 EVERYBODY SAY, "YAY, D.J.!" 1576 00:43:01,344 --> 00:43:03,384 all: YAY, D.J.! 1577 00:43:03,379 --> 00:43:04,029 >> ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE. 1578 00:43:04,034 --> 00:43:04,864 ONE MORE, AT ME AGAIN. 1579 00:43:04,862 --> 00:43:05,692 AT ME AGAIN, D.J. 1580 00:43:05,689 --> 00:43:06,829 POINT. 1581 00:43:06,827 --> 00:43:07,477 YEAH. 1582 00:43:07,482 --> 00:43:08,142 >> YEAH. 1583 00:43:08,137 --> 00:43:09,167 >> ALL RIGHT, IF I COULD PLEASE 1584 00:43:09,172 --> 00:43:10,932 JUST GET A FEW WITH JUST MOMMY, 1585 00:43:10,931 --> 00:43:12,721 DADDY, AND MR. D.J. HERE, 1586 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:13,904 THAT'D BE GREAT. 1587 00:43:13,896 --> 00:43:16,276 >> OKAY, UM... 1588 00:43:16,275 --> 00:43:18,475 >> THANKS, MELANIE. 1589 00:43:18,482 --> 00:43:19,142 MAYBE A GOOD TIME 1590 00:43:19,137 --> 00:43:19,997 TO GET THE CUPCAKES OUT, 1591 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,170 YOU THINK? 1592 00:43:21,172 --> 00:43:22,932 >> YEAH. 1593 00:43:22,931 --> 00:43:24,721 >> OKAY, COME ON, HON. 1594 00:43:24,724 --> 00:43:25,624 THERE YOU GO. 1595 00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:31,480 >> ♪ I'M BUILDING A STILL 1596 00:43:31,482 --> 00:43:36,722 ♪ TO SLOW DOWN THE TIME 1597 00:43:36,724 --> 00:43:38,174 >> I'LL LET IT GO, BECAUSE I SEE 1598 00:43:38,172 --> 00:43:43,212 THE PILL YOU GOT TO SWALLOW. 1599 00:43:43,206 --> 00:43:44,896 >> YEAH. 1600 00:43:44,896 --> 00:43:45,926 AND JANAY DOESN'T GIVE ME ANY 1601 00:43:45,931 --> 00:43:46,901 WATER TO TAKE DOWN WITH IT 1602 00:43:46,896 --> 00:43:50,066 EITHER. 1603 00:43:50,068 --> 00:43:53,338 ARE YOU REALLY OVER IT? 1604 00:43:53,344 --> 00:43:55,104 >> YEAH, BOO. 1605 00:43:55,103 --> 00:43:55,903 BUT, LISTEN, WE NEED A TRUTH 1606 00:43:55,896 --> 00:43:57,926 PACT, AND WHAT I MEAN BY THAT 1607 00:43:57,931 --> 00:44:00,411 IS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS, 1608 00:44:00,413 --> 00:44:02,103 HOW LONG IT'S BEEN, BIG OR 1609 00:44:02,103 --> 00:44:03,693 SMALL, WE GOT TO TELL EACH OTHER 1610 00:44:03,689 --> 00:44:05,549 THE TRUTH, ALL THE TIME, 1611 00:44:05,551 --> 00:44:07,451 EVEN IF IT HURTS. 1612 00:44:07,448 --> 00:44:09,478 WE MADE A PROMISE TO EACH OTHER, 1613 00:44:09,482 --> 00:44:13,142 FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, OKAY? 1614 00:44:13,137 --> 00:44:15,137 FOR ME, I'D LIKE A LITTLE MORE 1615 00:44:15,137 --> 00:44:16,897 OF THE BETTER. 1616 00:44:16,896 --> 00:44:19,996 >> ME TOO. 1617 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,210 >> UH, GUYS, COME ON. 1618 00:44:21,206 --> 00:44:22,166 D.J.'S READY TO OPEN UP 1619 00:44:22,172 --> 00:44:22,972 HIS GIFTS. 1620 00:44:22,965 --> 00:44:24,475 >> OH, SHOOT, WE LEFT 1621 00:44:24,482 --> 00:44:25,862 OUR GIFTS IN THE CAR. 1622 00:44:25,862 --> 00:44:26,622 >> OH, YEAH, DON'T WORRY. 1623 00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:27,410 I'LL GO GET IT. 1624 00:44:27,413 --> 00:44:28,073 OKAY. 1625 00:44:28,068 --> 00:44:30,138 OKAY. >> THANK YOU. 1626 00:44:30,137 --> 00:44:37,997 >> THANK YOU. 1627 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,830 >> HEY, MAN, SORRY I'M LATE. 1628 00:44:39,827 --> 00:44:41,407 FAMILY'S A NO-SHOW. 1629 00:44:41,413 --> 00:44:42,413 DAUGHTER CAUGHT A COLD. 1630 00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:43,033 THOUGHT IT'D BE BETTER 1631 00:44:43,034 --> 00:44:44,624 IF I JUST CAME-- 1632 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:45,620 [thumping hip-hop] 1633 00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:50,480 ♪ 1634 00:44:50,482 --> 00:44:53,552 >> ♪ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 1635 00:44:53,551 --> 00:44:54,341 ♪ I AIN'T TRYING TO BE 1636 00:44:54,344 --> 00:44:55,724 ♪ POLITICALLY CORRECT BUT 1637 00:44:55,724 --> 00:44:56,624 ♪ I WON'T REST 1638 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:57,720 ♪ TILL I'M GIVEN MY RESPECT 1639 00:44:57,724 --> 00:44:59,344 ♪ AND MY VISION ISN'T SET... 1640 00:44:59,344 --> 00:45:00,624 >> HEY-YO. 1641 00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:01,760 LOOK WHAT DADDY GOT. 1642 00:45:01,758 --> 00:45:02,718 GOT SOME MORE GIFTS. 1643 00:45:02,724 --> 00:45:04,104 >> HEY. 1644 00:45:04,103 --> 00:45:04,833 WOW! 1645 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:05,547 >> HERE YOU GO. 1646 00:45:05,551 --> 00:45:07,141 THAT'S FROM MOMMY AND MELANIE. 1647 00:45:07,137 --> 00:45:07,897 >> THANK YOU. 1648 00:45:07,896 --> 00:45:10,826 SAY, "THANKS, MAMA MEL." 1649 00:45:10,827 --> 00:45:11,827 >> OKAY... 1650 00:45:11,827 --> 00:45:13,407 FIRST TRUTH MOMENT, 1651 00:45:13,413 --> 00:45:15,663 FIRST TRUTH MOMENT, NOW I'M REALLYOVER IT. 1652 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:20,263 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 101024