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[birds chirping]

♪♪

[Minnie Riperton's

[Minnie Riperton's "Lovin' You" playing]

"Lovin' You" playing]

>> How are you?

>> ♪ Lovin' you...

>> What's up, talk to me.

>> Why?

>> ♪ Is easy 'cause

♪ You're beautiful

♪ And making love with you...

>> Now.

>> ♪ Is all I wanna do

>> No, I'm fine.

>> Are you enjoying yourself?

>> Was.

I don't know.

I was just thinking.

>> About what?

>> Derwin, let's just go back

to bed, okay.

I don't wanna ruin the night

with my silliness.

>> Huh-uh, no, okay.

When you start having silly

thoughts, people get hurt,

all right?

Loosen up, come on, talk to be,

Dr. Melanie Barnett Davis, MD.

>> [laughs]

Ew!

Okay, um, well, I'm always

standing in front of the

microwave when I'm popping

popcorn.

What if I over-radiated

my ovaries?

>> What happened to not

obsessing?

>> I know, Derwin.

But we've been banging like

bunnies and I'm still not

pregnant.

What is wrong with me?

>> Listen, if anyone has issues,

it's probably with me.

All right?

You, you have no idea how many

crotch shots I've taken

on the field.

Now my light little swimmers

are probably drowned.

>> Really, you think so?

>> Hold back on the excitement,

a little bit.

No, but seriously, if, you know,

you wanna get checked out,

we can.

>> You'd do that?

>> Come on, Mel, you know

I got you.

>> I do, I do.

[chuckling]

>> ♪ Doo-n-doo-n-doo-doo

>> ♪ Doo-n-doo-n-doo-doo ♪ Ohh...

♪ Ohh...

♪ Ohh... ♪♪

♪♪

>> Tasha, you are the business.

I cannot believe you got

the vitamin gum people to 1.6?

>> Oh, and I ain't done

squeezing, okay, I'm telling

you, Tasha the Magnificent.

I see a six-month, 2 million

endorsement in your future,

baby.

>> Oh, well, stress to them that

Derwin's Jam for the

Underprivileged will make a hot

cross-promotion.

>> Oh, hell, that's worth

another bump, honey,

right there.

>> Oh, my goodness.

That's what's up.

But, uh, where are the Sabers at

as far as hustling up a new

quarterback?

>> Oh, yeah, is it looking like

Kwan Kirkland?

>> Hmm, please, he hemming and

hawing, okay?

But you know what, all of that

is moot, 'cause ain't nothing

gonna mess with the Malik/Derwin

combo, baby, so we good.

>> Ow.

[laughing]

No offense, Tasha, but the

owners were pretty adamant

about shutting Malik down.

>> Uh, ain't nobody tripping

off of that.

Because surprise!

Malik wants to be back in the

bosom of Tasha Mack Management,

okay?

So who the Mack, huh?

Who the Macknificent?

>> Oh, my God, Tasha.

>> I knew, I just-- I don't

know, I just thought you was

gonna stick to your guns when he

dropped you cold.

>> I was, I was.

But you know what?

After dealing with a man with

a terminal illness-- you know,

the one thing I realize is that

life is short, okay?

So at the end of the day,

family is family, all right.

So them damn Sabers, they better

watch out 'cause Tasha Mack got

a couple of tricks up her dress.

You know what I mean?

>> I think you mean sleeve.

>> No, baby, they everywhere.

Ha ha!

Like I said, I'm the

Macknificent.

Look here, y'all.

I'ma going now, keep you up on

all of the late-breaking

developments, okay?

>> I am so happy for you, Tasha.

Yay!

[laughing]

>> Thank you, sweetie.

>> Oh!

>> Congratulations, Tasha.

>> Give me some, give me some.

>> Yeah, go get 'em, T-Mack.

>> You know how I do, boo.

>> Wow.

[door closes]

Mel, you gotta tell her there's

no way in hell she's

representing me and Malik,

no way.

>> What?

>> Look, I got love for Malik,

all right, I really do.

But this is a conflict of

interest.

Let's just say Gatorade calls

looking for a spokesperson.

Who do you think she's gonna

push, me or her punk-ass son

who's already got his foot on

the chair and a neck in a noose?

All right, Melanie, I get it.

It's her son and her family and

she's trying save his life.

But me, unfortunately, I'm

looking out for mine.

Come on, Mel, aight,

say it with me.

>> The...

>> [both] Legacy.

>> Yeah, this right here,

this is forever.

[deep voice] The legacy.

>> Yeah, Derwin, but this Tasha

has a lot to do with...

[deep voice] the legacy.

I mean, she did land us Nike,

Derwin.

>> Yes, she did.

And she got paid handsomely

for it.

Come on, Melanie, this right

here, this is all business.

>> Well, then you tell her.

>> You want to be CEO

of this family.

I mean, you want the job or not?

I mean, I could demote you to

director, and they don't get

paid nearly as much and they

gotta take out the trash.

>> The maid takes out the trash.

>> Hmm.

Well, perhaps the maid

should be CEO.

You decide, and that's where we

get it.

Oh, and tell Tasha to stop

saying, "The Macknificent."

It sounds stupid.

It sounds stupid. [chuckling]

[chuckling]

>> If y'all wanna see another

championship in this town, y'all

better let 'em know, baby.

You see this, let 'em know.

All right, y'all have a blessed

day now, all right?

>> Mmm!

>> Okay, Mama, now how was that?

Was the "bless you" too much?

>> Hell, no, people are suckers

for that.

Okay, what I'm gonna do with

this video, I'ma put it on

YouTube, Facebook, Twitter.

That way we can pick up some

steam, and then that way, the

Sabers, they gonna see all that

backlash they about to reap, and

then we can just go in with

the guns and just kill 'em.

>> Some mamas hug.

Some mamas thug, baby.

>> That's right, mmm!

That's why I love you, baby.

>> I love you too, Mama.

Thank you for still representing

me, all right?

me, all right? >> Malik, call me, all right?

>> Malik, call me, all right?

Oh, my God, oh.

Oh, my God.

Look, Bo, I know you didn't

want me to see you wither away,

but, my God, this just must be

fate 'cause I cannot stop

thinking about you.

When you're getting better,

when you're getting worse.

>> Well, that's why I want you

to stay positive.

I want you to remember me

as I was.

Matter of fact, I'm on my way to

the doctor's now so I gotta--

I'm a little late,

but keep it strong.

>> Daddy!

>> Yeah.

>> You got a kid?

>> Well, no, I got a-- uh, kids.

I haven't told 'em yet because,

uh, they're too young

to process it.

>> Mm-hmm.

And their mama?

>> Uh, we don't talk about Mama

much, you know.

She bounced when I was

diagnosed.

>> Ronnie, I need five of these

balloons.

>> Ronnie?

>> Yeah, yeah.

It's short for Bo.

Hey, listen, I got an idea.

Take this money over here.

Go get some balloons with your

nanny.

And I'll be right there.

[exhaling]

Look, I'm sorry, I couldn't tell

you the whole truth and nothing

but the truth, but it's not what

it seems.

>> Look, just stop it, stop it.

Ronnie-Bo.

You think I don't know what

this is?

But you know what?

The old Tasha Mack, she would've

went to her car and got her gun

in the glove compartment right

behind that "Thomas Guide"

and came back and pistol

whipped you.

Then I would've shot your wife

and them two ashy kids.

The new Tasha Mack?

She's gonna exhale.

Because believe it or not,

your trifling ass actually

taught me something.

That's not to sweat

the small stuff.

This Tasha Mack,

This Tasha Mack, she about to do the same.

she about to do the same.

[camera clicking]

>> Gorgeous.

Yes, lovely, magic.

That's it, lovely.

Yes, yes.

Magic, that's it, yeah.

Let's have it.

Yes, bring it.

Yeah, love it.

>> I need five, Allen.

>> Yeah, course you can, love.

Go on then.

>> Okay.

What are you doing here?

>> I've been calling you.

I've been trying to see you,

babe.

>> Stalking me at my job.

>> I'm not stalking you, okay?

I'm just not letting this

be over.

>> Look, Malik, there are tons

of girls who would put up with

your cheating.

They're out there in cheap heels

and body glitter.

Go to them.

>> Okay, I didn't wanna sleep

with the owner's wife,

all right?

She blackmailed me.

Hell, baby, I faked a few

finishes for you.

>> For me, oh, wow.

You're so sweet.

>> Look, right now the Sabers

are trying to bury me

with a new QB.

But where am I at?

I'm right here with you.

What does that tell you?

How much I love you.

>> They told us people shouldn't

jump into relationships

after rehab.

>> Stop acting like this is some

rehab hook-up.

You know this is different.

All the stuff that I told you

about my pops.

All the stories that you told me

about when you were a kid.

>> Then you know how much

I trusted you.

>> Yeah, I do.

And I'm sorry.

Why you think I've been

calling you?

Why you think I've been stopping

by your house?

Hell, why do you think I set up

this fake-ass photo shoot?

>> Okay, then that is a wrap,

>> Okay, then that is a wrap, people.

people.

>> You set this up?

>> Yeah, I was desperate.

I needed to see you.

>> Well, now you've seen me.

How do I look, Malik, huh?

Humiliated enough for you?

>> ♪ Right here...

>> ♪ No galaxy

♪ No atmosphere

>> ♪ No, no

>> ♪ No planet

♪ No place in the world

♪ Compares to what we... ♪

>> Jay, Jay, Jay, over here.

Hey.

Hey, thanks for joining me.

Even though I know it's only

because I said "free lunch."

>> Oh, no, you said "free food."

I'm having two meals.

One for here, one to go.

>> Okay, whatever yo

[sighs]

Speak, what's so important we

couldn't chat via phone?

>> Okay, Kwan Kirkland,

quarterback from San Francisco,

Jay, I've been hitting a wall

trying to get him to come to

the Sabers.

>> And you're telling me

this, why?

>> Well, both you guys went to

SC, so I figured maybe you could

talk a little Trojan to him.

>> I don't give a rat's ass

crack about the Sabers, okay?

And I care even less, I'd say,

I don't know, half of

a hamster's teste about

your stats.

You realize that the records

that you're going for,

they're mine, okay?

I'm not on your side on this

one, all right?

So gift certificate in the mail,

two fingers.

>> Oh, Jay Pitts.

Derwin didn't say you'd be

joining us.

>> That's because I'm not.

>> Oh, man, that sucks.

Well, hey, at least I got to

meet my hero, right?

>> See?

>> So when you say "hero," what

you mean, like, you see me as

like a man in a cape or just

like a guy that rescues a cat

from a tree?

>> I think you're Superman

and Batman all rolled up into

a jersey.

>> Oh, that's big.

>> Well, then I suppose that one

Pu-Pu platter couldn't hurt.

[laughing]

>> Not at all, here, have

a seat, gentlemen.

>> [clears throat]

>> Hey, you know, I went to SC

because of you.

>> Really?

put on the same jersey that this

man wore, but...

You know, I got other things

to consider.

It's, um...

It's complicated.

>> How is it complicated?

Man, you got two choices.

You got Minnesota

and San Diego.

In Minnesota, they have cold,

they have snow, and, um,

what's the other thing?

Oh, yeah, chubby ladies, okay?

In San Diego, you got sun,

you got Derwin, you got

a championship,

and you got hot chicks.

And if you're really into it,

you can fly the chubby chubs in.

[laughing]

On a jumbo jet.

[laughing]

>> He's great, right?

>> Yeah, he's fun.

>> All right, enough of this,

uh, professional chit-chat.

Top five Jason Pitts moments.

Go.

>> Oh, um...

>> Faster.

[door closes]

>> Hi.

>> Hey, girl.

Okay.

Now, what is all of this?

>> Well, you know, recently it's

just been business, business,

business with us.

So I said to myself,

"Now why don't you and your girl

take a breath before dealing

with any more stupid business

stuff."

>> Hmm...

>> Right?

>> Pickles, Red Vines,

sunflower seeds.

>> Ranch and jalapeño.

>> Ooh, girl, it's like a repast

up in here.

[laughing]

>> Repast?

>> I really appreciate the

breather, okay, with all the

foolishness that went on and--

What, you ain't eating any?

What, you ain't eating any? >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

>> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

[coughing]

>> Rule of thumb, when you don't

know what to do, just always

spit.

>> [mouthing]

>> Oh, wait, and before I

forget, girl, I'm almost done

with my battle plan for Malik.

So I'm gonna want your feedback

on it tomorrow.

>> Mmm, yes, definitely yes.

>> Definitely?

Now, when you drop "definitely,"

that means something's going on.

Come on, talk to me.

>> Oh, nothing, nothing.

We'll talk about it after we

enjoy our down-home snacks.

Uh, do you prefer ice with your

fruit drink?

>> Melanie?

>> Hmm?

>> If it's nothing, why don't we

just talk about it now?

>> All right, look, it's not

a big deal.

I just have a few questions

about you repping both Malik

and Derwin, that's it.

>> Questions.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> Okay, well, I'm here.

And I keep a vest on, so...

[mimics gunshot]

Fire away.

>> Um, look, I just--

Well, I'm not sure about you

repping both Malik and Derwin.

And I think it would be best if

you would focus more on Derwin.

I'm just throwing it out there.

>> Heifer, your little rambling

ass didn't hit one question

in there.

Are you telling me you want me

to choose between Malik

and Derwin?

>> Tasha, we have mad love for

Malik, but it's clear to

everyone that it's gonna take

a lot of energy to turn things

around for him.

>> Okay, mad love?

You know, I see what the hell

this is.

Your little punk-ass husband

sent you over here to do his

dirty work, huh?

And then you gonna try and

smooth me out with all these

delicious delectables.

>> We're just trying to do

what's best for his career.

>> You want me to choose.

>> No, Tasha, I, I, I'm asking

if you would--

>> You want me to choose.

Go ahead, say the words--

>> All right, all right,

you know what?

It's either Derwin or Malik.

You decide.

>> You know what?

I should've known that your

little fake bougie ass didn't

know jack about loyalty.

>> Loyalty?

>> Yes.

>> I've been there for you

through everything, Tasha.

I mean, Dante, Rick?

>> Girl, please, I ain't worried

about no man, hell, you messing

with my money.

>> Okay, I'm the one who

convinced you to sign with

Derwin in the first place, even

when he didn't want to.

Let's be real.

At the time, your career was

spinning around the bowl.

>> You know what, you done said

too much.

You done said too much,

but I thank you!

You know what, 'cause I can see

everything crystal clear now.

>> I'm just trying to be

the CEO of this family.

>> Family?

>> Yes.

>> Oh, now you about family and

you wanna cut the heart out

of mine?

>> Friend moment?

>> Mm-hmm.

>> Malik is done.

>> All right, you gone too far

now, bitch.

I'm gonna give you two seconds

to get out a "please

forgive me, Tasha."

>> No, no, no-no-no-no, Tasha.

You need to hear this.

You're druggie son is done,

everywhere.

>> Alleged druggie.

>> You know what, I was trying

to be nice and civilized,

but you're too crazy for that.

but you're too crazy for that. You're fired!

You're fired!

You're fired! >> Fake ass!

>> Fake ass!

>> And so, on behalf of the

owner and the rest of the Sabers

family, I say welcome to battle.

And like every good soldier,

you're gonna need your armor.

>> Yes, Kwan, give it up!

[applause]

>> Okay, so you support.

>> Die or be gone.

>> I'm well aware that

I'm wearing this jersey.

I stand on the shoulders of some

of football's greatest athletes

to whom I respect and owe much

gratitude.

And to honor that, I pledge to

the people of San Diego,

that I will single-handedly

turn this shameful season around

and get done what the, uh,

other quarterback on this team

couldn't.

I'm bring you a championship.

[applause]

[loud chatter]

>> Damn.

I bet Malik didn't see

that coming.

>> Ah, it wasn't all that bad.

Okay, it was bad.

>> Uh-oh, uh-oh.

There's Camille.

Must be here to cover

the hoopla.

Oh, she's looking right.

>> If I can make a reference,

towards the end, you started

treating her like crap, man.

Maybe you should double back.

>> That was last year, man.

We grew apart.

It was me, not her.

I was going through

a lot of stuff.

>> Okay, so which one is it?

>> I'll pick one later.

[chuckling]

>> Hey, Derwin.

>> Hey, Camille.

>> Jason.

>> Hey.

>> It's been a minute.

>> Yeah, yeah, too many.

How you long you in town for?

Wanna grab a little dinner?

>> Yeah, we can make that

happen.

I'm at the Fontaine.

9:00?

>> Hmm, actually, you know what?

8:59 works a little better

for me.

>> [chuckling]

Yeah, it'll be good to catch up.

Yeah, it'll be good to catch up. >> Mm-hmm.

>> Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna be eating her

johnnycakes in the morning.

[laughing]

>> You sure about that?

>> Yeah, what the hell are you

talking about?

>> Check that out.

>> See, they love you.

I told you San Diego

I told you San Diego would be fun.

would be fun.

would be fun. So we'll see you at 8:59, Jason?

So we'll see you at 8:59, Jason?

>> If you still need a date,

>> If you still need a date, I'm available.

I'm available.

>> Huh-uh, look at him.

He all concussion prone.

Don't you worry, Malik.

We gonna work ten times as hard.

We're gonna eat, sleep, and

breathe football, you hear me?

Malik, you up.

Malik, you up. >> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> Malik.

>> What up?

>> Old girl rolling up your

driveway.

>> I'm just gonna need a little

help for my running game.

help for my running game. >> Yo, it's Jenna.

>> Yo, it's Jenna.

>> ♪ You took away

♪ My flashlight

♪ Now I'm walking in the dark

>> Yeah, that's right, baby.

Bring your chocolate legs

to Daddy.

>> ♪ Thinking why'd

♪ I even stop

>> Something wrong?

Whoa, whoa!

>> Good catch, quarterback.

>> Yo, you drunk?

>> That too.

>> God, you were doing so well.

What's up?

>> Well, at what, babe, hmm?

Fake modeling?

But you were right.

You know, I had nothing else

going on.

You know, I might as well

be with you, right?

Come here.

Come here!

>> Let's get you in the house.

Let's go.

>> Baby.

>> Yeah, yeah.

>> Oh.

>> ♪ Could this be love... ♪w,t

you two haven't been trying

for very long.

And it's completely normal to

want to address any unforeseen

issues, Mr. and Mrs. Davis.

>> Oh, well, actually,

it's Dr. Barnett Davis.

>> Forgive me, what hospital?

>> Melanie's fine.

>> Okay.

I'd like to start by giving

a series of evaluation questions

and most of these will be geared

towards you, Melanie.

>> Okay.

>> Most issues in men are only

detected through testing,

Derwin, so after this, we will

need to get a sample from you.

And we do have a room with

various arousal items.

>> Oh, Dr. Wallace, it's cool,

I brought my own stuff.

>> Oh, my God, Derwin,

why would you do that?

>> Well, Mel, you know

I'm particular.

>> What?

>> It's perfectly normal.

Kind of.

Have you been under any stress

lately?

[laughing]

>> Well, actually, we've both

been dealing with some things,

but... we're gonna be okay.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

Currently taking any

medications?

>> No.

>> Infrequent periods?

>> No.

>> Prior miscarriages?

>> Oh, no.

>> Abortions?

>> No, definitely no.

>> All right, well, I'm gonna

place an order to draw some

blood, but really, I think it's

related to stress.

Give me two minutes, all right?

>> Thanks, Doc.

>> You're welcome.

>> Oh, God, I am starving.

What do you want for dinner?

We had fish last night, so I was

thinking shrimp or steak.

But I'm pretty much open

to anything--

>> The abortion, Melanie.

Was it mine?

Was it mine? [music begins]

[music begins]

>> ♪ Well it was just a dream

♪ Just a moment ago

♪ I was up so high

♪ Looking down at the sky

♪ Looking down at the sky ♪ Don't let me fall ♪

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