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>> OOH, GIRL, WITH ALL THIS
DANTE STUFF AND NOW MALIK?
CHILD, I REALLY NEEDING ME A
DRINK.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE FOR ME.
>> GIRL, OF COURSE.
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.
THEY SHOW UP AND THEY STAND IN
THE TRENCHES WITH THEIR GIRLS.
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
BRING IT DOWN.
>> WHAT ARE YOU LADIES HAVING?
>> UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME HAVE A HENNESSY AND COKE
ON THE ROCKS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
ACTUALLY, HENNESSY WITH JUST A
SPLASH OF COKE.
>> OKAY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST GIVE ME THE HENNESSY, OKAY?
I'M STRESSED OUT.
>> AND YOU?
>> [ LAUGHS ] MM-HMM.
>> ORDER SOMETHING.
>> OH.
UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL HAVE A WATER WITH LEMON.
THANK YOU.
>> REALLY?
>> I'M TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
GIRL, I HAVE TO BE AWARE OF
EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON IN MY
BODY.
>> OH, AND THEN MY NIGHT BECAME
ABOUT YOU.
>> WHAT? I AM HERE FOR YOU.
>> NO, YOU NOT.
GIRL, YOU SITTING UP HERE
TEXTING.
YOU AIN'T DRINKING.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE
BEFORE I SLAP YOUR ASS TO
SLEEP?
>> SORRY, IT'S JUST THAT DERWIN
KEEPS ON TEXTING ME BECAUSE LOVE
JONES IS COMING ON.
IT'S OUR FAVORITE MOVIE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST GO.
>> BUT WHO'S GONNA BE YOUR
DESIGNATED DRIVER?
I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
TAKE A TAXI?
OKAY, YOU SHOULD TAKE A TAXI.
OKAY. BYE.
>> OKAY.
>> SORRY.
>> SORRY. >> IT'S OKAY.
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M SO GLAD YOUR FRIEND FINALLY
LEFT BECAUSE NOW SO I GET YOU
DRUNK, YOU DO SOMETHING A LITTLE
SILLY YOU MIGHT REGRET.
SILLY YOU MIGHT REGRET. NOBODY HAS TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
NOBODY HAS TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
>> REALLY?
WOW!
THIS IS AMAZING!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> I FEEL SO ALIVE!
>> ME, TOO! RIGHT HERE!
>> WHAT ON EARTH POSSESSED YOU
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
>> IT'S ON MY BUCKET LIST.
I'M DYING.
>> WHAT?!
>> YEAH.
COME ON.
[ WHISTLE SOUNDS ]
>> OH, HELL.
>> OH, HELL. COME ON. GO.
COME ON. GO.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ] [ WHISTLE SOUNDING ]
[ WHISTLE SOUNDING ]
>> SO, WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU
DYING OF?
>> LUNG CANCER.
[ CHUCKLES ] NO, NO.
BABY, I'M JUST KIDDING.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
BUT IT IS CANCER.
>> WOW.
WELL, WHAT KIND?
>> DOESN'T MATTER.
IT'S TERMINAL.
>> DAMN.
DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT.
I KNEW THIS WAS TOO GOOD TO BE
TRUE.
HA! I GET IT.
I GET IT, GOD.
TASHA MACK REALLY GETS IT.
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, TOO.
YOU'RE A MAN.
>> HEY. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHEN I WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED, I
WAS...I WAS MAD AT EVERYTHING.
MY KARMA, GOD, THE WORLD.
KEPT THINKING IT'S NOT FAIR, YOU
KNOW, IT'S NOT MY FAULT, WHY ME.
BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
WHY NOT ME?
WHAT IF -- WHAT IF GOD WAS
TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?
>> YEAH.
THAT YOUR ASS ABOUT TO DIE.
>> TRUE. TRUE.
BUT CHECK THIS OUT.
I WORKED MOST OF MY LIFE FOR
OTHER PEOPLE, HANDLING THEIR
MONEY.
RICH PEOPLE, PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T
APPRECIATE IT.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, TASHA, THEY
DIDN'T APPRECIATE WHAT WAS
REALLY IMPORTANT -- LIFE ITSELF.
>> WOW.
>> WHAT IF THIS ILLNESS, IN ITS
OWN WAY, IS A BLESSING?
>> WOW.
>> YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT IF MEETING YOU'S A
BLESSING?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> WHAT WOULD YOU DO, I MEAN, IF
YOU...IF YOU KNEW THAT YOU ONLY
HAD A LITTLE TIME LEFT ON THIS
EARTH?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT I
ABOUT THAT.
THE MACK FAMILY, WE KNOWN FOR
LONGEVITY.
>> WELL, SEE, THAT'S A BLESSING.
>> YEAH, WELL, UNLESS YOU DOING
LIFE FOR MURDER LIKE COUSIN
JENKY.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> HMM.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I WANT TO SPEND SOME OF
THESE LAST MOMENTS I GOT WITH
THESE LAST MOMENTS I GOT WITH YOU.
YOU.
>> WHY THE HELL NOT?
>> DERWIN! DERWIN!
HURRY, HURRY.
HURRY UP AND SEX ME.
>> I-I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU
BACK, GRANDMA.
>> I'M SO SORRY, BUT I'M
OVULATING, AND MY HEART RATE IS
UP RIGHT AFTER MY JOG.
PERFECT CONDITIONS FOR
BABY-MAKING.
I'M SURE GRANDMA WILL
UNDERSTAND.
>> OKAY, BOO, AS LOVELY AS THAT
MAY SOUND, BABY, I CAN'T.
I CAN'T GET IT IN, OKAY, 'CAUSE
I HAVE PRACTICE.
>> NO, NO, NO.
WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE LOVE.
JUST PUT A BABY IN ME.
IT'LL TAKE FIVE MINUTES, 10
TOPS.
>> OKAY, NO.
AS TEMPTING AS THAT MAY SOUND,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A
RAINCHECK.
>> BUT I WANT A BABY.
>> I KNOW YOU DO, BOO.
I DO, TOO.
BUT I PROMISE YOU WHEN I GET
HOME TONIGHT, I'LL GIVE IT TO
YOU REAL GOOD.
I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU TWINS.
AAH!
>> OH!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> I'M OKAY.
>> I'M OKAY. >> DON'T HURT THE JEWELS.
>> DON'T HURT THE JEWELS.
>> MALIK, GET UP, MAN.
MALIK WRIGHT!
>> HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU
GET IN HERE?
>> OH, UM, THE DOWNSTAIRS MAID
TOLD THE UPSTAIRS MAID WHO
FINALLY TOLD YOUR BODYGUARD TO
LET ME IN.
MAN, THAT BROTHER, ALL HE WANT
IS TO TAKE PICTURES.
>> GREAT.
REMIND ME TO FIRE HIS ASS.
>> I'M ALL OVER IT.
COME ON.
GET UP SO I CAN GIVE YOU A RIDE
TO PRACTICE.
>> MAN, THE HELL WITH
PRACTICE.
I AIN'T HEARD FROM JENNA SINCE
THIS WHOLE PARKER SITUATION WENT
DOWN.
I AIN'T LEAVING THIS DAMN HOUSE
UNTIL I TALK TO HER.
>> OH, T-E-A-R.
I'M SORRY ABOUT JENNA, ALL
RIGHT, BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO
GET YOUR ASS UP AND GET TO
PRACTICE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M
SAYING?
OKAY, I JUST HEARD IT STRAIGHT
FROM THE FRONT OFFICE THAT THE
OWNER IS TRYING TO BRING IN
KWAN KIRKLAND FROM SAN FRANCISCO
TO TAKE YOUR SPOT.
AND YOU KNOW THAT KID IS NICE.
>> DAWG, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
WHO THEY BRING IN.
THEY COULD TRADE MY ASS FOR
ALL I CARE.
I'LL GO SOMEWHERE WHERE I'M
APPRECIATED, GET UP OUT OF THIS
HELLHOLE.
>> WELL, NOT BEFORE THE SIT-DOWN
I HAVE SCHEDULED BETWEEN ME,
YOU, AND THE OWNER.
>> WHAT?!
DAWG, ARE YOU CRAZY?!
>> JUST HEAR ME OUT.
>> WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, DUDE?!
>> JUST SHUT UP AND CALM DOWN.
LISTEN TO ME.
YOU AND I REBUILT THIS
FRANCHISE, SO WHY WE GONNA LET
SOME NEW JACK COME IN HERE AND
TAKE OUR LEGACY?
AND OVER SOME CRAZY-ASS
CHICK, MALIK?
REALLY? COME ON, MAN.
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
SO, WE'RE GONNA GO IN THERE LIKE
MEN AND WE'RE GONNA HASH THIS
THING OUT.
WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM THAT WE
WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM THAT WE BUILT SAN DIEGO, OKAY?
BUILT SAN DIEGO, OKAY?
>> GAME TIME.
>> GAME TIME. >> MY MAN.
>> MY MAN.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> HMM!
I'M IN HERE!
TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!
>> OOH. OKAY.
NOW, IF WE GONNA HAVE SEX, YOU
GOT TO AT LEAST BUY ME DINNER
FIRST.
>> OH.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DERWIN.
>> OBVIOUSLY.
WHAT'S THAT?
SOME KIND OF KINKY, LITTLE SEX
TOY?
>> NO, IT'S A BASAL THERMOMETER.
I'M CHECKING MY FERTILITY.
RIGHT NOW, MY TEMPERATURE IS UP,
AND ALL I NEED IS SPERM.
>> AND DERWIN.
>> IDEALLY.
>> BUT, GIRL, LOOK, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST RELAX WITH ALL THEM
MEDS, OKAY?
STRESSING OUT OVER HAVING A
BABY, THAT AIN'T GONNA DO
NOTHING BUT GET YOUR GIRLY PARTS
ALL IN A KNOT.
>> STRESSING?
WHO'S STRESSING?
I'M NOT STRESSED.
>> THIS IS ABOUT YOU WANTING TO
HAVE A BABY SO YOU CAN EVEN THE
SCORE WITH JANAY, 1-1.
>> SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
THIS.
THIS IS ABOUT ME, DERWIN, AND
OUR UNBORN CHILDREN.
THE LEGACY.
>> OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT A WISE MAN ONCE
TOLD ME?
HE SAID "IF YOU EVER WANT TO
MAKE GOD LAUGH, TELL HIM YOUR
PLANS."
>> UH, WELL, EXCUSE ME,
TUPAC CHOPRA.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> SINCE WHEN ARE YOU ALL
CENTERED?
WAIT A MINUTE.
>> WHAT?
>> IS THIS THAT NEW GUY OF
YOURS?
IS HE BOINKING YOU BUDDHIST?
>> OKAY, AIN'T NO BOINKING GOING
ON -- YET.
BUT I WILL ADMIT, IT'S LIKE BO
HAS TAKEN ME TO A HIGHER LEVEL.
>> OH, MY GOD, TASHA.
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
>> AAH!
>> SEE? I KNEW THAT THERE WOULD
BE LIFE AFTER DANTE.
RICK FOX, COACH TEE, OH, AND --
AND THE UPS GUY?
I KNEW THAT SOMETHING GOOD WOULD
COME OUT OF YOUR MANY, MANY,
MANYBREAKUPS.
ALL YOU NEEDED TO DO WAS STAY
POSITIVE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU AND BO ARE GONNA GET MARRIED
AND HAVE LIKE 500 BABIES.
>> LOOK, BO AND I, WE AREN'T
GONNA HAVE ANY KIDS BECAUSE HE'S
DYING.
>> WHAT?
>> HE HAS A TERMINAL DISEASE.
DOCTORS ONLY GAVE HIM A FEW
MONTHS TO LIVE, AND WE ONLY HAVE
A COUPLE OF WEEKS TOGETHER
'CAUSE, WELL, HE JUST DON'T WANT
ME TO SEE HIM WITHER AWAY.
BLESS HIS HEART.
>> POOR, POOR, POOR TASHA.
YOU'RE CURSED.
OH!
WE HAVE YOU DONE TO DESERVE SUCH
BAD LUCK WITH MEN?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE YOU KILLED SOMEONE IN
ANOTHER LIFE.
>> OR MAYBE I'LL KILL SOMEONE IN
THIS LIFE IF SHE DON'T LEAVE MY
TRACKS ALONE, OKAY?
HELL.
NOW, LOOK, I FELT THE SAME WAY
YOU DID AT FIRST, YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN?
BUT THEN IT WAS, LIKE, BO, HE
JUST TOLD ME THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU
HAVE TO CHERISH EACH DAY AND YOU
CAN'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF.
>> LIKE LIVING?
>> NO. LIKE GETTING PREGNANT.
YOU GOT TO JUST TAKE IT EASY,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
TAKE IT EASY, MEL, ALL RIGHT?
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS JUST MAKE
MAD, ROMANTIC LOVE TO YOUR
HUSBAND, AND IF A BABY COMES,
THEN SO BE IT.
NOW, WHERE IS THE SURFBOARD THAT
DERWIN GOT FROM THE TEEN CHOICE
AWARDS?
I GOT TO BORROW IT.
>> HA! YOU SURFING?
>> MM-HMM.
>> SHOULDN'T YOU LEARN HOW TO
SWIM FIRST?
>> THAT'S ON THE LIST.
LOOK, ME AND BO, WE'RE TACKLING
OUR BUCKET LIST BEFORE HE KICKS
IT, AND LEARNING HOW TO SWIM AND
SURF IS AT THE TOP OF MINE.
IT'S RIGHT UNDERNEATH RIDING AN
ELEPHANT IN INDIA AND THEN
SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH
KEITH SWEAT.
>> HMM.
>> YEAH. KEITH SWEAT, OKAY?
I WANT HIS BODY ALL OVER MY
BODY.
GIRL, YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I'M GONNA FIND IT.
>> NO, THERE'S NO EXCUSE
FOR WHAT I DID.
BUT, MAN, YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT
I WAS IN A REALLY, REALLY BAD
PLACE.
AND I'M SORRY.
>> HEY, ROG.
COME ON, MAN, WE BOTH KNOW THAT
MALIK IS ARGUABLY STILL ONE OF
THE BEST QUARTERBACKS IN THE
LEAGUE.
I MEAN, YEAH, HE'S HAD A FEW
HICCUPS IN THE -- IN THE LAST
YEAR, BUT WHO HASN'T?
I'M JUST -- I'M JUST SAYING,
ROG, THAT I STILL WANT THIS MAN
TO -- TO BE THE ONE THROWING THE
BALL TO ME.
I MEAN, WOULD RICE LET MONTANA
GO WITHOUT A FIGHT?
YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS.
SO, WE'RE JUST HERE TODAY ASKING
SO, WE'RE JUST HERE TODAY ASKING FOR A SECOND CHANCE.
FOR A SECOND CHANCE.
>> YOU HAVE A WIFE, DON'T YOU,
>> YOU HAVE A WIFE, DON'T YOU, DERWIN?
DERWIN?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, DAWG?
TRADE MY ASS.
>> I COULD TRADE MALIK.
NO. NO, INSTEAD, I THINK I'M
GONNA GET KIRKLAND OR SOME OTHER
YOUNGSTER TO SIGN ON AS THE
BACKUP QB.
AND THEN I'M GONNA NURTURE HIM
AND I'M -- I'M GONNA SPEND ALL
MY MONEY ON HIM.
YOU KNOW, TEACH HIM TO DANCE
JUST LIKE I DID MY WIFE WHEN --
WHEN I WAS DATING HER.
AND MALIK -- WELL, MALIK IS
GONNA SIT ON THE BENCH...
GONNA SIT ON THE BENCH... AND ROT.
AND ROT.
AND ROT. [ DOOR CLOSES ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE
LISTENED TO YOUR DUMB ASS.
DAWG, THE ONLY PERSON YOU CARE
ABOUT IS YOUR DAMN SELF.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
MALIK? I HAD YOUR BACK, MAN!
I'M ON YOUR SIDE!
>> YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN DAMN
SIDE, DAWG!
>> MALIK, YOU SLEPT WITH THAT
MAN'S WIFE!
HIS WIFE!
I HAVE A FAMILY NOW AND A LEGACY
TO PROTECT.
>> OH, AND I DON'T?
FOOTBALL ISMY LIFE, DERWIN!
AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING.
AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING. THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
>> ON ME.
>> I'M NOT. I CAN'T.
I CAN'T SEE.
>> STEP OVER, YOU CRAZY WOMAN.
COME ON.
>> WHICH WAY?
>> NO, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE,
BABY. RIGHT HERE.
>> OKAY.
OH. OH, I'M EXCITED.
>> COME HERE, COME HERE, COME
HERE. I GOT YOU.
>> OKAY.
>> RIGHT THERE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
OH.
OH, A CANDLELIGHT DINNER FOR
TWO.
ALL RIGHT. I'M GAME.
I JUST THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE
DONE SOMETHING A LITTLE CRAZIER
LIKE MAYBE ON A SUBMARINE OR...
>> WELL, SEE, ON A SUBMARINE WAS
NOT ON YOUR BUCKET LIST.
BUT, AS I RECALL, HAVING DINNER
WITH MR. KEITH SWEAT WAS.
>> AAH!
OH, LORD.
OH, LORD.
>> I HOPE YOU LIKE JAMBALAYA
WITH EXTRA SHRIMP.
>> EXTRA SHRIMP! I LOVE IT!
OKAY, NOW, WHEN I TOLD YOU I
WANTED TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH
KEITH SWEAT, I WASN'T TALKING
ABOUT NO DAMN DINNER.
>> WELL, YOU CAN GET WITH HIM
WHEN I'M GONE, BUT WHILE I'M
STILL BREATHING, YOU'RE NOBODY'S
BUT MINE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> NOW, I KNOW THE TWO OF YOU
ARE HAVING THIS "MAKE IT LAST
FOREVER" MOMENT...
>> OH, THAT'S MY SONG.
>> ...BUT THE JAMBALAYA'S
GETTING COLD.
>> WE'RE GONNA GET TO IT,
BROTHER.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IT DOESN'T TASTE GOOD WHEN IT'S
COLD.
>> OKAY, WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT.
>> WHATEVER, DUDE.
I KNOW YOU AIN'T HAVING ME
COOKING FOR NOTHING.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> LISTEN, SIT DOWN FOR A
SECOND.
I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THESE
LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN
EXTRAORDINARY.
I'LL CHERISH THEM FOREVER.
>> I JUST GOT TO THANK YOU,
THOUGH.
I GOT TO THANK YOU FOR
EVERYTHING, BO.
YOU KNOW, THE OLD TASHA MACK, I
WOULD HAVE RAN LIKE THE WIND AT
THE IDEA OF HAVING A LOVE AFFAIR
WITH A DYING MAN.
I GOT ABANDONMENT ISSUES.
BUT YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO "CAPEM
ADEALEM."
>> CARPE DIEM.
>> OKAY, LOOK.
DON'T INTERRUPT, OKAY?
JUST 'CAUSE YOU DYING, THAT
DON'T GIVE YOU A LICENSE TO BE
RUDE.
>> MY BAD.
>> NORMALLY I WOULDN'T BE
INTIMATE WITH A MAN SO EARLY IN
OUR RELATIONSHIP, BUT...
>> SINCE I MIGHT NOT BE HERE
TOMORROW...
>> YEAH.
SO...
WE HAVE TONIGHT.
>> YOU'LL MAKE IT LAST FOREVER?
>> CAN YOU?
>> HEY.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> BRING IT.
>> SHOULD I BRING THE BLINDFOLD?
>> NO, BABY.
YOU WANT TO SEE ALL THIS.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY. [ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> MEL, YOU UP HERE?
MEL.
OH.
OHHH.
GOT SOME CANDLES HAPPENING.
SOMEBODY'S READY.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE, MEL.
THOSE AREN'T FOR SOME
INFERTILITY RITUAL THAT JUST
HAPPENS TO INVOLVE WAXING MY
PENIS, ARE THEY?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
NO, DERWIN.
NO, DERWIN. THEY'RE STRICTLY FOR ROMANCE.
THEY'RE STRICTLY FOR ROMANCE.
I WENT TO BRAZIL.
>> I'M ABOUT TO BE ON A
FIRST-CLASS FLIGHT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ] [ BOTH MOAN ]
[ BOTH MOAN ]
>> I'M SORRY, BOO.
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
GETTING REAL BABY CRAZY LATELY.
I WAS AFRAID YOU WAS GONNA ASK
ME TO PUT MY SPERM IN AN
ICE-CUBE TRAY SO YOU COULD USE
IT FOR LATER.
>> I KNOW, DERWIN.
LOOK, I'M SO SORRY FOR
PRESSURING YOU INTO THIS WHOLE
BABY THING.
I JUST WANT IT REALLY BAD.
>> I KNOW.
ME, TOO.
NOW MORE THAN EVER.
>> I KNOW.
YOU KNOW, A WISE WOMAN ONCE TOLD
ME "EVERYTHING IN ITS TIME."
WAIT.
>> WHAT?
>> WAS THAT A SENSE OF URGENCY
IN YOUR VOICE?
'CAUSE I CAN GET BACK ON THE
FAST TRACK.
FAST TRACK. [ BOTH MOAN ]
[ BOTH MOAN ]
>> I HAD IT OUT WITH MALIK
TODAY.
>> REALLY?
>> MM-HMM.
I CAN'T CARRY THAT BOY NO MORE.
>> WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
[ BOTH MOAN ]
>> I'M MORE CONCERNED
WITH MY FAMILY.
>> OURFAMILY.
>> MM-HMM.
MY LEGACY.
>> OURLEGACY.
>> MEL, I GOT IT!
>> WHAT?
>> LET'S MAKE A FOOTBALL TEAM OF
LITTLE DERWINS.
>> YES, DERWIN.
PUT A BABY IN ME.
>> YEAH!
>> YEAH! [ BOTH MOAN, LAUGH ]
[ BOTH MOAN, LAUGH ]
OKAY, THAT'S NOT WEIRD.
>> HI.
JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOUR LITTLE
BOYS AN ADVANTAGE.
>> OH.
OKAY.
WELL, MOVE OVER, RED ROVER.
>> DERWIN, YOU HAVE PRACTICE
TOMORROW.
GO BACK TO BED.
>> LOOK, MEL, YOU DON'T OWN THIS
FLOOR.
WELL -- WELL, YOU KIND OF DO,
BUT LOOK, JUST OPEN UP THAT
BLANKET AND MAKE SOME ROOM.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> OW.
>> YOU OKAY?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> [ SIGHS ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
SO, HOW LONG WE HAVE TO BE HERE
FOR?
>> 15 MINUTES.
>> OKAY, SO, ABOUT AN HOUR.
>> MM-HMM.
>> MM-HMM. [ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
YOU KNOW, IT JUST HIT ME WHY
I WANT THIS BABY SO BAD.
>> I ALREADY KNOW, OKAY?
IT'S THE LEGACY.
>> THAT.
BUT ALSO BECAUSE OF THIS.
BUT ALSO BECAUSE OF THIS. MORE BECAUSE OF THIS.
MORE BECAUSE OF THIS.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
EE-EE!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S OVER
♪ THAT JUST WON'T BE FAIR
♪ DARLING
♪ RATHER BE A POOR WOMAN
♪ LIVING ON THE STREET
♪ NO FOOD TO EAT
♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT NO PIE
♪ IF I HAVE TO CRY
♪ 'CAUSE IT'S OVER
>> "SORRY WE NEVER MADE IT TO
>> "SORRY WE NEVER MADE IT TO INDIA."
INDIA."
>> ♪ ALL AT ONCE
♪ I HAD IT ALL
♪ BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
♪ NOW THAT YOU'RE GONE
♪ FROM ABOVE
♪ SEEMS I HAD IT ALL
♪ BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
♪ SINCE YOU'RE GONE
♪ NOW I SEE MYSELF
♪ THROUGH DIFFERENT EYES
♪ IT'S NO SURPRISE
♪ BEING ALONE WOULD MAKE YOU
♪REALIZE ♪
♪ WHEN IT'S OVER
♪ ALL IN LOVE IS FAIR
♪ I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE
♪ I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE
♪ I SHOULD'VE, SHOULD'VE
♪ ALL AT ONCE
>> MA.
>> MA. I NEED YOUR HELP.
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