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>> I can't believe you shutting
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this down, man.
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>> Yup.
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My rehab counselor said life
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is like a tree.
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Some people and some things are
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your leaves.
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Some are your branches and some
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are your roots.
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He said, "Hey, Malik, if you're
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ever gonna get better, you gotta
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get rid of everything except
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your roots."
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your roots."
Tee Tee, you my roots, man.
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Tee Tee, you my roots, man.
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Dog, are you crying?
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>> Hell, yeah.
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Good God, man,
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you have in-house T&A.
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Why are you doing this to me?
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>> Tee Tee, I'm shutting down
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the strip club, man,
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'cause I found her.
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Jenna is my Jada.
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>> Hey, do not just throw Will
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and Jada's love around to prove
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a point, man.
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I mean, that's disrespectful.
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>> Tee Tee, I wouldn't do that.
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But we've been living
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like pigs, dog.
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>> I disagree.
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>> Hey.
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>> I want my change this time.
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>> Tee Tee, Parker is killing
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me, man.
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She's messing up my
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concentration on the field.
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She's messing up my relationship
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She's messing up my relationship
with Jenna.
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with Jenna.
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>> Okay, do this.
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Next time you're with her,
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right, just record her talking
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reckless.
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And then you can blackmail her
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into not blackmailing you.
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>> Hmm... ha!
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The old reverse okie-doke
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Willie Lump-Lump move, baby.
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Simple, yet effective.
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Ugh!
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That might just work, Tee Tee.
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>> Yeah, well,
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hopefully, it does.
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Lasagna, Lasagna.
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I'll never forget you.
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You got a whole lot of layers
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and a little bit of cheese.
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and a little bit of cheese.
♪♪
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♪♪
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>> and drive my...
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>> Oh, what's up, Miss Mack?
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>> Hey.
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>> Okay, so I see you trying to
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get your workout on for your
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boy toy, huh?
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>> Um-hmm, trying to get it
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right, gotta keep it tight.
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>> Hmm.
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>> I'm starving, though.
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Give me them wings.
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Extra parmesan, right?
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>> Um-hmm.
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Hey, you know, your lies are
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almost as good as those wings,
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right?
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>> What the hell are you
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talking about, Tee Tee?
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>> Oh, nothing.
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I just bumped into Dante the
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other day at the truck.
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See, he stopped by to get some
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wings before he went to Miami,
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and apparently y'all been broken
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up for a minute now.
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>> If you knew I was lying,
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why didn't you just say so?
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You didn't tell Malik, did you?
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>> Nah, come on, Miss Mack,
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relax, look.
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If it's one thing a good wing
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man knows, it's discretion.
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>> Okay, I don't know what
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discretion gotta do with these
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wings, but I know you better
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keep your damn mouth shut, hear?
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>> All right, cool.
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But you know you're gonna have
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to tell somebody eventually,
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right?
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>> I ain't gotta nobody nothing,
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okay, 'cause I already
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got it figured out.
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All I gotta do is get with one
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of the men on this list,
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and pssh, people gonna be like,
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Dante what, Dante who?
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>> All right, I'll bite.
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Let me see.
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[sighing]
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Reggie Bush?
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>> Mmm.
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>> Taye Diggs?
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>> Mmm.
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>> Michael Jordan.
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>> 23, um-hmm.
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>> All right, tell you what.
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You should put Barack Obama
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on this list.
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>> Ooh.
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>> And then mail it off to
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Santa Claus.
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>> You know what, kiss my ass,
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Billy Goat Gruff.
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>> Hey, guys.
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>> Hey.
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>> Hello, Melanie.
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You look well.
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It seems that marriage is
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agreeing with you.
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>> Ugh, oh, come on, Tee Tee,
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enough is enough.
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I've been married for two years,
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and you can't still have that
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silly crush on me, okay?
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>> Actually, yeah, I can,
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but I don't, 'cause I got a new
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girlfriend, all right?
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And I decided long ago never to
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walk in anyone's shadow.
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>> Okay, okay, thanks.
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Uh, Tasha, I brought some
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publicity photos of Derwin for
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you to look at.
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>> Mmm, all right, I'ma take
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care of it tonight.
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>> So... a little birdie told
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me Dante's 25th birthday
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is coming up.
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Spill, what do you have planned?
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>> Oh, nothing.
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We probably just gonna be here,
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something real low-key
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at the house.
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>> What?
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Miss Mack, come on.
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25, that's huge in a young
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boy's life.
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I mean, you gotta do it big.
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You gotta do it huge.
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>> You know what, I told you,
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don't worry about it, okay,
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I got this.
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>> Tasha, honestly, babe.
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You're gonna lose Dante if
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you're not careful.
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And what a monstrous,
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catastrophic, tsunami-level
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tragedy that'll be.
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>> Yeah, you better listen to
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your girl, Miss Mack, otherwise
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George Clooney might throw you
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a telethon.
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>> You've always been the one to
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give me advice so I'm gonna give
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you some.
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So many women think that
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when they get the man,
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their work is done.
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But that's when the real work
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has to begin.
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>> Mmm, church!
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>> So I'm gonna help you
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plan the biggest party Dante
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and San Diego has ever seen.
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>> No, Melanie, I ain't trying
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to have no party!
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>> No, no, no, no.
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And not only is he gonna love
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the party, he's gonna love you
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for doing it.
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Yay for Dante's birthday party.
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[Melanie squealing]
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>> Put me down plus two.
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>> Put me down plus two.
>> [mouthing]
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>> [mouthing]
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>> Whoa.
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Parker, how the hell did you
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get in my car?
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>> Well, your top was down
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and your door was open.
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Not unlocked, but your door was
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actually open.
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>> All right, cool,
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so what's up?
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>> What's up is, um...
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I've been missing this good
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leather loving.
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>> I'm gonna take a wild guess,
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that ain't your dog's name.
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>> You see, we had a deal.
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And you didn't keep up your end.
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I would hate if I was to
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accidentally let it slip to your
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girlfriend or my husband...
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about us.
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>> Hey, look, Parker, it's cool,
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baby, a'ight, let's go, come on.
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Get in, you drive me, come on.
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>> Okay.
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>> Yeah.
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Oh, shoot, you know what?
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I left my playbook in my locker.
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I'm gonna run and go get it.
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I'll be back, a'ight?
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>> But--
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>> No, no, baby, give me
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two seconds.
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I'll be back, I'm gonna tear
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that ass that up.
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[engine revving]
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[engine revving]
[vehicle approaching]
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[vehicle approaching]
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>> Yo, my man.
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I need a ride real bad.
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Yo...
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If I get in this van, you're
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gonna kill me, aren't you?
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>> My arms hurt from fighting
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with a hot dog vendor earlier.
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with a hot dog vendor earlier.
>> Oh, what the hell.
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>> Oh, what the hell.
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>> [laughing]
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That's hot.
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>> Tasha, do you know where
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Dante is?
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I wanna give him a gift.
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>> Derwin, look, the invitation
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specifically said no gifts,
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baby.
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>> Yeah, but I'm not that dude.
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This right here special, and I
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can't wait to see his face when
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he opens it.
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You wanna know what it is?
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>> Stupid ass violin?
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>> Even better.
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>> Ooh.
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>> Oh, yeah, but, but, I'm gonna
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wait and let it be a surprise
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for everyone.
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>> Okay.
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>> Where is he?
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>> I don't know, keep looking
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around here somewhere.
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Go and get your look on.
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>> Okay.
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>> Thank you for coming, baby.
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>> Um-hmm, he gonna love this.
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>> Okay. Uh-oh!
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You having a good time?
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All right.
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What?
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>> Miss Mack.
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>> What?
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>> Come on, now, this is insane.
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I mean, you gotta stop this.
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It's officially gone too far.
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>> Ah, see that's what you don't
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understand, Leroy Jenkins,
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it's never too far for me.
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Now, I'll ride y'all out.
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I'll ride it out till the rubber
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come off the tires and I just
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roll on them lying-ass rims.
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I'll roll. Ha!
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>> You are marvelously ignorant.
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>> Mm-hmm.
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>> That is not a compliment.
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>> You got about 12 Malik Wright
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apps.
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>> Babes, you're in my seat.
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>> No, baby, your seat's
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right here, sit down.
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>> Ooh, okay.
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>> Hey, hey, get a room.
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>> Oh.
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>> Yo, I want that table.
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>> Hey, I didn't know you were
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gonna be here.
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>> Hey, Malik.
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>> Hey, hey.
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You know my girlfriend, Jenna,
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don't you?
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>> Roger Keith.
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>> Nice to meet you.
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>> Oh, yeah, of course.
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I think I saw you the other day
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at the game.
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>> Yeah, but Malik, I know I saw
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you and I tried to say hello,
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but you just ran off.
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>> Oh, yeah, I mean, you know,
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I-- that's...
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Ooh, they got shrimp, baby.
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>> Nice meeting you.
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>> I guess they like shrimp.
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>> I guess so.
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>> See, you black and she white,
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so that work, you know.
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I'm light-skinned, Dante
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dark-skinned so it's opposite...
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>> Tasha, where have you been
326
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all night?
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If I didn't know any better,
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I'd think you would have been
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avoiding me.
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>> Well, it's a good thing you
331
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know better, okay?
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>> The photographer wants to
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take some photos of you guys.
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>> Girl, we just finished taking
335
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pictures outside, okay?
336
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But I guess you could never have
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enough pictures to really prove
338
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you were there, huh?
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>> What?
340
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>> Huh?
341
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>> Hey, what's up, boo-boo?
342
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Okay, yo, listen, guys.
343
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Like, Tash, I've looked all over
344
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this place for the man.
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I can't find him nowhere.
346
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You sure he's here?
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>> What you mean,
348
00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:01,280
am I sure he's here?
349
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It's his party, ain't it?
350
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Okay, what, you think I'm gonna
351
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throw a party for somebody who
352
00:08:04,724 --> 00:08:05,694
ain't even here, like I'm some
353
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crazy person?
354
00:08:06,344 --> 00:08:08,384
[laughing]
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Ooh, shrimp.
356
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>> I don't know what to say,
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I mean...
358
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I mean...
>> Me neither.
359
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>> Me neither.
360
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>> You just can't sit your ass
361
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down, can you?
362
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>> What?
363
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>> You're walking around here
364
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so that everybody can see that
365
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spandex dress all the way up
366
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to your hoo-ha?
367
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>> I bought this dress because
368
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you saw it on another woman and
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said how much you liked it.
370
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>> On her.
371
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Why would I want my wife looking
372
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like a two-dollar hooker.
373
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And if I remember correctly,
374
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you cost just a little bit more
375
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you cost just a little bit more
than that.
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than that.
377
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>> Ooh, ooh, Melanie!
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Girl, Dante gonna have to
379
00:09:01,068 --> 00:09:02,028
leave like right now.
380
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>> What, why?
381
00:09:03,551 --> 00:09:04,281
>> I don't know.
382
00:09:04,275 --> 00:09:05,615
He-- He had that shrimp.
383
00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:06,310
>> Wh-wh-wh, okay,
384
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what's wrong with the shrimp?
385
00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:08,074
>> I don't know, but you need to
386
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talk to that shrimp guy.
387
00:09:09,413 --> 00:09:11,003
>> Just-- regroup, Melanie,
388
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regroup, um...
389
00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:13,311
I'll just bring out the cake.
390
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>> No, you ain't gonna bring out
391
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no cake.
392
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>> Tasha, there's no shrimp
393
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in the cake.
394
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Cake!
395
00:09:17,896 --> 00:09:21,826
Jorge, I need the cake now!
396
00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,137
>> Miss Mack, what are you
397
00:09:23,137 --> 00:09:24,067
doing?
398
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Look, you are like one of these
399
00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:27,067
nuts on TV, right, who runs away
400
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from the police till they run
401
00:09:27,965 --> 00:09:28,855
out of gas.
402
00:09:28,862 --> 00:09:29,722
And where do they think they're
403
00:09:29,724 --> 00:09:31,004
going, they're caught.
404
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,380
>> I've gotten away from two of
405
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them chases.
406
00:09:33,862 --> 00:09:34,622
>> All right, you know what,
407
00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:35,760
fine, I'm done.
408
00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:37,068
No more words from me, but I'ma
409
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tell you this much, I'm
410
00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:38,623
definitely gonna record this
411
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,450
'cause a fall this epic
412
00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,618
has got to be captured.
413
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>> Okay, everyone, it's...
414
00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:46,170
Sorry, hi!
415
00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:47,862
It's time for Dante to cut
416
00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:49,552
his cake.
417
00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:51,001
Um, why don't you come up here,
418
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,590
Dante!
419
00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:53,896
Dante?
420
00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:55,476
>> Dante?!
421
00:09:55,482 --> 00:09:56,282
You know he trying to make
422
00:09:56,275 --> 00:09:57,895
a grand entrance, okay?
423
00:09:57,896 --> 00:09:59,206
[laughing]
424
00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:00,276
>> Where are you?
425
00:10:00,275 --> 00:10:02,335
Come on, now, don't be shy!
426
00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:03,414
>> Dante!
427
00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:04,483
>> Dante!
[clearing throat]
428
00:10:04,482 --> 00:10:08,722
[clearing throat]
429
00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:10,904
All right, look.
430
00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:11,586
I just wanted everybody--
431
00:10:11,586 --> 00:10:13,206
>> It's my birthday!
432
00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:14,166
Yay!
433
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:15,452
Now when I say happy,
434
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,408
y'all say birthday.
435
00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:17,073
Happy.
436
00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:17,758
>> Birthday!
437
00:10:17,758 --> 00:10:18,408
>> Happy.
438
00:10:18,413 --> 00:10:19,413
>> Birthday!
439
00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:20,173
>> Yay!
440
00:10:20,172 --> 00:10:24,692
[all cheering and applause]
441
00:10:24,689 --> 00:10:27,929
>> Happy birthday!
442
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,481
>> It is my 25th birthday.
443
00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:30,832
I don't wanna feel my face
444
00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:32,067
tomorrow morning, so let's get
445
00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:33,378
our party on tonight.
446
00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:36,099
[all cheering]
447
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,453
>> Hey, my man.
448
00:10:37,448 --> 00:10:39,788
You had me at happy birthday.
449
00:10:39,793 --> 00:10:42,033
But I got you.
450
00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:43,764
Hey, opening the birthday gifts
451
00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:44,828
over here, y'all!
452
00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:47,377
over here, y'all!
>> Thank you.
453
00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:49,929
>> Thank you.
454
00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:51,311
Never surrender.
455
00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:52,620
>> Man, whatever!
456
00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:53,760
>> All right!
457
00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:54,898
Come on, y'all, we 'bout to cut
458
00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:58,136
the cake!
459
00:10:58,137 --> 00:10:59,547
>> Stop ignoring me.
460
00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:02,341
>> Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
461
00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:04,004
[exhaling]
462
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:04,830
>> Who's more important
463
00:11:04,827 --> 00:11:05,617
than cake?
464
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,100
>> No, nobody, look, that was
465
00:11:07,103 --> 00:11:07,903
just one of my homeboys from
466
00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:08,656
back home.
467
00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:09,895
He wanted me to send him some,
468
00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:11,546
um, some cake, yeah.
469
00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,031
He in jail.
470
00:11:13,034 --> 00:11:14,414
>> Oh, so now they let people
471
00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:15,383
text in jail.
472
00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:17,449
>> What? Look, baby, his kids is
473
00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:19,208
visiting, okay?
474
00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:20,066
I should send them
475
00:11:20,068 --> 00:11:20,758
some cake too.
476
00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:21,758
I'm gonna go send 'em some cake,
477
00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:22,658
I'll be right back, okay?
478
00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:23,445
I'll be back, babe.
479
00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:25,168
I'll be back, babe.
I'll be back.
480
00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:28,972
I'll be back.
481
00:11:28,965 --> 00:11:31,615
>> Thank y'all for coming.
482
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,170
>> Thank y'all for coming.
[sighing]
483
00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:36,722
[sighing]
484
00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:37,594
>> So what's your problem,
485
00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:38,756
Dante?
486
00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:40,028
>> Excuse me?
487
00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:42,284
>> Okay, you wait until the
488
00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:43,335
candles are all the way down to
489
00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:45,174
the nub, right, before you make
490
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,622
your little entrance.
491
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:47,830
And I got my dress all tucked in
492
00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:49,447
my panties, I got my ass all out
493
00:11:49,448 --> 00:11:51,138
for people to see.
494
00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:53,277
for people to see.
>> You're welcome, Tasha.
495
00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:56,895
>> You're welcome, Tasha.
496
00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:58,206
>> Thanks for not making me look
497
00:11:58,206 --> 00:12:00,096
>> Thanks for not making me look
like Suzy Sausage Head.
498
00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:11,623
like Suzy Sausage Head.
499
00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:12,520
I don't even know why
500
00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:13,307
I'm crying.
501
00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:14,970
>> Don't cry.
502
00:12:14,965 --> 00:12:17,165
You know I hate to see you--
503
00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:18,002
You know, I've never seen
504
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,930
you cry.
505
00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:20,591
>> I ain't crying, crying.
506
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:21,756
All right, it's just like my
507
00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:26,378
eyes are sweating.
508
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,519
Why'd you do it?
509
00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:31,687
Why you come back and save me?
510
00:12:31,689 --> 00:12:32,449
>> 'Cause you're worth being
511
00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:34,338
saved.
512
00:12:34,344 --> 00:12:35,864
And hopefully, one day you'll
513
00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:37,242
understand your own worth so you
514
00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:39,481
can get on living your life...
515
00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:40,832
And stop passing up the most
516
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:41,657
beautiful black brothers,
517
00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:44,995
you know?
518
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,480
Well, it is still my birthday.
519
00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:48,662
Before I leave, how about one
520
00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:49,475
last birthday dance?
521
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:51,342
>> Ooh, unh-unh, my feet hurt.
522
00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:55,484
I've been on 'em all day, I'm...
523
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:56,792
Okay, I guess this is one of
524
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:57,453
those moments I shouldn't
525
00:12:57,448 --> 00:12:58,098
pass up.
526
00:12:58,103 --> 00:13:00,483
>> Yes, it is.
527
00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:05,382
>> All right.
528
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:07,549
>> ♪ Now we've grown
529
00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:09,971
♪ So far apart
530
00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:11,685
♪ Life in a space
531
00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:13,999
♪ Between our hearts
532
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,480
♪ Can we take it back
533
00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:17,762
♪ To the way it was...
534
00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:19,758
♪ To the way it was...
[music continues distantly]
535
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:25,068
[music continues distantly]
536
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,788
>> You in here?
537
00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:30,033
>> See, now, that's a good boy.
538
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:30,864
I'm glad I didn't have
539
00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:32,412
to make a scene.
540
00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:34,723
>> Oh, whoa!
541
00:13:34,724 --> 00:13:36,004
Parker Keith.
542
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,450
Team owner's wife.
543
00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:38,478
What's your address so I can
544
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:40,102
send you something nice?
545
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:41,413
>> Oh, that's sweet.
546
00:13:41,413 --> 00:13:43,903
1515 Sequoia.
547
00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:44,656
>> Parker Keith.
548
00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:45,515
>> Uh-huh?
549
00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:46,517
>> Team owner's wife who lives
550
00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:49,517
at 1515 Sequoia... mwah!
551
00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:50,447
I'm gonna send you something
552
00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:51,688
nice 'cause at one point in
553
00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:53,519
time, we had a mutual affair
554
00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:54,277
and now it's more like
555
00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:56,545
a one-sided coerced affair.
556
00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:58,551
>> Hmm, yeah.
557
00:13:58,551 --> 00:13:59,211
>> Whoa.
558
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,136
>> [clearing throat]
559
00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:00,827
Hmm.
560
00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:04,207
Nice try.
561
00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:05,656
Now, let's get this started.
562
00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:06,755
>> Look, Parker--
563
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:07,408
>> What?
564
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,863
>> I can't do this anymore.
565
00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:09,692
>> Well, that's too bad because
566
00:14:09,689 --> 00:14:10,619
you really don't have a choice.
567
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,380
>> Look, I heard the way your
568
00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:13,139
husband was talking to you
569
00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:14,137
out there.
570
00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:15,587
And as messed up as you've been
571
00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:16,616
to me, you deserve better than
572
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:17,280
that.
573
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:18,445
Yo, your issues aren't with me,
574
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they're with him.
575
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,066
>> Oh, so now you know what my
576
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,028
issues are?
577
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:21,724
>> Look, you are so
578
00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:23,484
unappreciated, Parker, that you
579
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:24,242
don't even realize what you're
580
00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:26,141
doing to take away the pain.
581
00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:28,137
>> Wow.
582
00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:29,477
That's an astute assessment for
583
00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:30,412
someone who didn't know about
584
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,243
the Gulf oil spill or
585
00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:33,761
that President Obama's first
586
00:14:33,758 --> 00:14:34,718
name isn't Obama.
587
00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:36,524
>> Hmm, okay, see, look at you.
588
00:14:36,517 --> 00:14:37,657
Just using jokes to divert
589
00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:38,335
from the truth.
590
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,834
Parker, it's not funny.
591
00:14:39,827 --> 00:14:40,967
I used to do the same damn thing
592
00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:41,995
when I was in rehab.
593
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,140
Only difference is, you're using
594
00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:45,447
my Johnson instead of jokes,
595
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:46,998
Parker.
596
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,140
You deserve better than this.
597
00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:52,827
Yo, just... be honest with
598
00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:53,857
everybody around you.
599
00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:55,002
And most importantly, Parker,
600
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,170
And most importantly, Parker,
just be honest with yourself.
601
00:14:57,172 --> 00:15:02,792
just be honest with yourself.
602
00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:03,693
>> Well, I don't really know
603
00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:07,209
what to say, so...
604
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:10,926
I'm embarrassed.
605
00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:12,901
>> Look, come here.
606
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:15,066
Don't be embarrassed.
607
00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:16,338
Just do me a favor and promise
608
00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:17,284
me that you gonna look deep
609
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:18,065
within yourself and you're
610
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:22,688
gonna be honest.
611
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,789
>> You're right.
612
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,143
>> You're right.
Promise.
613
00:15:26,137 --> 00:15:34,067
Promise.
614
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:38,238
Thank you.
615
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,661
[keys clinking]
616
00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:43,995
[footsteps fading]
617
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,830
[footsteps fading]
[door opening and closing]
618
00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:54,967
[door opening and closing]
619
00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:55,755
>> Jenna.
620
00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:56,548
>> Malik?
621
00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:58,721
>> Uh, Jenna, I--
622
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,794
>> So was this your plan?
623
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,833
Try to ambush me in the bathroom
624
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:04,967
for some quick party sex, hm?
625
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,025
>> Yeah, yeah, yes.
626
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,314
>> Yes, I love when you're bad.
627
00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:11,860
>> Yo, baby.
628
00:16:11,862 --> 00:16:12,762
You know, you're the best thing
629
00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:13,548
that's ever happened to me,
630
00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:14,551
right?
631
00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:16,381
>> Wow, your life must be a lot
632
00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,169
crappier than it looks.
633
00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:20,142
>> Okay, no, look, wait, no.
634
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:22,407
I'm serious.
635
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:23,793
Baby, I love you.
636
00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:27,173
Hell, I'm in love with you.
637
00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:29,142
Hell, I'm in love with you.
>> Come here.
638
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:35,547
>> Come here.
639
00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:37,031
>> And I changed my mind.
640
00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:39,414
[both chuckling]
641
00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:40,863
Not here.
642
00:16:40,862 --> 00:16:41,592
The love of my life deserves
643
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:42,826
better, let's go.
644
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,757
better, let's go.
>> Okay.
645
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:50,898
>> Okay.
646
00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:52,306
>> To Mel.
647
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,140
When Dante asks to marry him,
648
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:54,897
I don't have to be your
649
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:55,546
maid of honor, okay?
650
00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:58,101
But I at least have to be--
651
00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:59,033
Oh, bump that.
652
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,174
I'm your maid of honor.
653
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:01,792
>> Girl, put your glass down.
654
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:04,103
Dante broke up with me.
655
00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:05,383
Really?
656
00:17:05,378 --> 00:17:06,168
>> It was the sushi.
657
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:07,312
I knew it.
658
00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,660
Never trust sushi on a Sunday.
659
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,095
I am so sorry.
660
00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:12,343
>> Girl, will you calm down?
661
00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:13,144
This ain't got nothing to do
662
00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:14,277
with no damn sushi.
663
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:15,755
>> Oh, my God.
664
00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:16,758
Was it your age?
665
00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:17,788
>> Okay, you know what, uh-uh.
666
00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:20,412
Stop talking, okay?
667
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,833
It happened weeks ago.
668
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:23,717
>> What?
669
00:17:23,723 --> 00:17:24,593
How come you didn't tell me
670
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,236
anything?
671
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:26,521
>> Well, because Dr. Melanie,
672
00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:27,337
right now you're living your
673
00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:28,864
perfect little life, okay?
674
00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:29,592
I didn't feel like having you
675
00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:30,236
judge me.
676
00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:31,411
>> Well, yes, Tasha, of course
677
00:17:31,413 --> 00:17:32,073
I would've judged you.
678
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:33,448
That's what I do.
679
00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:34,998
But you're still my girl.
680
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,900
And as far as my life being
681
00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:36,786
perfect goes, when we leave
682
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,003
here, me and Derwin have to pick
683
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,340
up DJ from the Arby's
684
00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:41,144
parking lot.
685
00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:43,237
[laughing]
686
00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:44,341
>> Damn!
687
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:46,314
>> Yeah.
688
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:47,030
>> You know what it is,
689
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:48,144
I guess I'm just not used to
690
00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:49,997
opening up myself to you.
691
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,210
You know, I always dump all my
692
00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:52,546
drama on Kelly.
693
00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:53,831
>> Well, Kelly's not here like
694
00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,337
that anymore.
695
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:56,244
So we have to be there for each
696
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,141
other, okay?
697
00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:01,337
>> Okay.
698
00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:02,594
>> So just out of curiosity,
699
00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:03,586
how would have Kelly made you
700
00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:05,166
feel better?
701
00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:06,072
>> She would have took me to the
702
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,548
bar and got me drunk.
703
00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:09,791
>> So guess what we're doing
704
00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:12,483
tomorrow?
705
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:13,142
>> Hey!
706
00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:14,547
[laughing]
707
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,281
>> ♪ She sparkles
708
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:15,995
♪ And she gleams
709
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,550
♪ More or less a fantasy
710
00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:18,521
♪ I've been sweating
711
00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:19,407
♪ For too long
712
00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:22,103
♪ Just let it flow downstream
713
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:23,553
>> Disgusting, decrepit,
714
00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:25,141
impotent bastard!
715
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,517
I've allowed you to lower my
716
00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:27,167
self-esteem.
717
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,072
God, because of you, because of
718
00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:29,758
you, I've done things
719
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:31,208
I'm ashamed of.
720
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:32,406
Yeah, I allowed myself to
721
00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:33,903
lower my standards and sleep
722
00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:36,786
with a low-life like that.
723
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:39,283
You know what? I'm done.
724
00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:39,995
I'm done being your punching
725
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,660
bag.
726
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:41,305
You can keep your money
727
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:42,310
and your credit card.
728
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,930
and your credit card.
I'm through.
729
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:47,551
I'm through.
730
00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:48,211
>> All right--
731
00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:48,926
>> Yo, dog.
732
00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:50,971
Back it up--
733
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,375
[gunshots]
734
00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:53,279
[woman shrieking]
735
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:54,995
>> Malik, you good?
736
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,620
>> Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
737
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:57,660
>> You're in for a world of
738
00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:58,715
hurt, Wright.
739
00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:00,554
A world of hurt!
740
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:02,761
Open the door.
741
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:03,968
Come on, open the door!
742
00:19:03,965 --> 00:19:05,755
>> Where's Jenna?
743
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,858
>> Where's Jenna?
>> Come here, dog.
744
00:19:07,908 --> 00:19:12,458
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