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>> I'M TELLING YOU, MO, UH...
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[ SIGHS ]
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BEFORE I WENT TO REHAB, I WAS
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JUST DROWNING IN A SEA OF
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MISERY AND -- AND SELF-DOUBT.
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I'M SORRY.
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WHEN I LASHED OUT AT THAT COP,
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I WAS REALLY JUST LASHING OUT
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AT MYSELF.
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>> YOU KNOW, BROTHER, THE ONE
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THING WE DIG ABOUT
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"THE MO'NIQUE SHOW" IS THERE'S
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NO JUDGMENTS ON, BABY.
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AND IT IS NOT UNCOMFORTABLE
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FOR US THAT THIS BROTHER IS
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WILLING TO CONFRONT HIS DEMONS.
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WE APPLAUD THAT.
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WE'RE NOT JUDGING YOU.
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WE WANT YOU TO KEEP ON GOING,
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BABY.
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YOU KEEP ON GOING, MALIK.
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NOW, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING,
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BABY, AND KEEP IT ON GOING.
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WHERE DOES THE $80-MILLION MAN
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GO FROM HERE?
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>> I'M JUST DOING WHAT I NEED TO
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DO FOR MY PROBATION RIGHT NOW,
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AND AS SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE
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HEARD, I AM ACTUALLY IN TALKS
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WITH ALFONSO RIBEIRO TO STAR IN
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MY OWN MADE-FOR-TV MOVIE ABOUT
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MY LIFE.
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>> OKAY.
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>> MM-HMM.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> YOU KNOW, YOU DONE BEEN
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HANGING OUT WITH THE SUPERMODEL
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MISS JENNA RICE.
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WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME TO
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MASTER YOUR CRAFT AND THEN TO
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DATE A SUPERMODEL LIKE
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JENNA RICE?
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>> WELL, WHEN YOU'VE GOT A
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WOMAN AS INCREDIBLE AS JENNA,
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YOU MAKE THE TIME, MO, I'M
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TELLING YOU.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT -- JENNA?
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JENNA? BABY?
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JENNA.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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THAT'S MY BABY, Y'ALL.
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THAT'S MY BABY.
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>> I HEARD THAT.
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IS IT LOVE?
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>> I'M IN LOVE.
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>> WHAT DOES BEING IN LOVE,
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MALIK, FEEL LIKE?
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>> OH, MY GOD.
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IT'S AMAZING.
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IT'S AMAZING.
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IT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER
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FELT.
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MO, I'M TELLING YOU, I'VE
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ALLOWED MYSELF TO JUST RELEASE,
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SETTLE INTO LIFE.
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I FOUND LOVE.
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I FOUND TRUE LOVE.
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I JUST WANT TO SCREAM AND SHOUT
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IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD, Y'ALL.
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>> DO IT. SCREAM IT.
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>> WHOO!
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I'M IN LOVE, BABY!
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I'M IN LOVE!
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>> HEY!
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IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS DOWN!
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GET DOWN, GET DOWN, GET DOWN,
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BOY. WE'RE GOING TO BREAK.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
DON'T Y'ALL GO NOWHERE.
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DON'T Y'ALL GO NOWHERE.
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>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LOOK.
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>> REALLY?
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>> YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR
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CHEEK.
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>> OKAY.
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>> COME HERE. LET ME GET IT.
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[ SMOOCH ]
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>> DUDE, BEHAVE.
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>> COME ON, NOW.
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>> ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO AND
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CLEAN MYSELF UP.
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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SEE YOU.
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SEE YOU.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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PARKER.
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>> HEY.
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>> HOW'S IT GOING?
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>> OBVIOUSLY NOT AS GOOD AS IT'S
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GOING FOR YOU.
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YOU'RE GLOWING.
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MUST BE YOUR NEW SUPERMODEL
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GIRLFRIEND.
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YOU KNOW, SHE'S EVEN HOTTER IN
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PERSON THAN SHE IS ON A
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"SPORTS ILLUSTRATED" COVER,
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OR HER DEBUT ON
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"THE MO'NIQUE SHOW."
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>> YOU SAW THAT?
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>> I DID.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD, UM, INVITE
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HER TO JOIN SOME OF OUR
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FESTIVITIES.
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>> OKAY, LISTEN.
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I RECENTLY WENT THROUGH A BUNCH
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OF LIFE CHANGES, AND I'M JUST
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NOT IN THAT MENTAL PLACE
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ANYMORE, OKAY?
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>> HMM.
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YOU KNOW, I COULD CARE LESS
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ABOUT YOUR MENTAL PLACE.
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JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THAT
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RIDICULOUS BODY OVER MY PLACE
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TONIGHT.
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I HAVEN'T WAXED IN A MONTH.
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I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THAT.
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>> OKAY, PARKER.
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YOU'RE AN AWESOME WOMAN, AND I
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DO APPRECIATE EVERYTHING THAT
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YOU CAN DO WITHOUT YOUR TONSILS.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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OR WITHOUT MY UTERUS.
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NO PREGNANCY SCARES...EVER.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH, AND I DO LOVE THAT, TOO.
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> BUT, PARKER, I CAN'T GET DOWN
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ANYMORE.
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AND AS A WISE CHICKEN-PUSHING
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MAN ONCE SAID, THE HEART WANTS
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WHAT THE HEART WANTS.
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AND MY HEART WANTS JENNA.
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SO STAY UP, ALL RIGHT?
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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>> OH, YEAH.
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NORMALLY THAT'S MY EXIT LINE,
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BUT THIS IS MY V.I.P. SECTION,
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AND I ORDERED THE POPCORN
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SHRIMP, SO I CAN'T LEAVE.
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SO STAY UP.
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
OKAY.
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OKAY.
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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>> OH, LOOK.
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ANOTHER LETTER FROM PRISON.
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OKAY, I'M TELLING YOU, THEM
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FEMALE INMATES, THEY LOVE MALIK.
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>> MALE INMATES, TOO, GIRL.
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THIS ONE IS FROM THE SAN DIEGO
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SERIAL STABBER.
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>> IS THAT STEVIE?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> GIRL, HE IS SO LOYAL, OKAY?
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HIM AND MALIK, THEY'VE BEEN
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PEN PALS FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS
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NOW.
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AND I DON'T CARE WHAT NOBODY
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SAY, THERE'S A GOOD MAN RIGHT
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HERE.
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>> OH, MY GOD -- ANOTHER NAKED
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PHOTO TO DERWIN.
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THIS IS LIKE THE TENTH ONE.
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AND ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTIES.
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>> PUT THEM IN THE PANTY PILE.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I REMEMBER WHEN ALL OF DERWIN'S
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FAN MAIL CONSISTED OF LETTERS
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FROM KIDS AND BUNDT CAKES FROM
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GRANDMAS.
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>> WELL, THE GRANDMAS STILL
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LIKE HIM.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S
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THE CROSSOVER.
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LITTLE DERWIN DAVIS, HE'S A
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SUPERSTAR NOW, OKAY?
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SO DON'T BE KNOCKING ALL THE
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PANTIES AND THE NAKED PHOTOS,
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ALL RIGHT?
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'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S PAYING FOR
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ALL OF THIS.
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>> OH, WELL, EASY FOR YOU TO
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SAY.
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YOU'RE DATING A FREAKIN'
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TODDLER.
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THE ONLY WOMAN YOU HAVE TO
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COMPETE WITH IS DORA THE
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EXPLORER.
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>> OOH, OOH.
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>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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>> OKAY.
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>> GIRL...
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MY MOUTH WAS OPEN.
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>> LISTEN, Y'ALL.
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"DEAREST JUICY JAVON...
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I WANT YOU TO PUNISH ME AND
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TREAT ME LIKE THE LITTLE FILTHY
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FREAK I AM."
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>> OOH.
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>> OH, MY GOD, JAZZ.
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I AM SO SORRY.
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>> GIRL, I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO
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GROUPIES AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.
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AS LONG AS WE SATISFY OUR MEN
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IN BED, [SCOFFS] WE GOOD.
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>> MM.
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>> YOU GOOD, RIGHT?
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>> UH, [CHUCKLES] OF COURSE.
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I GIVE DERWIN SEX REGULARLY.
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>> REGULARLY, HUH?
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Y'ALL USE TOYS?
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WHAT ABOUT THREESOMES?
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MEN LOVE THREESOMES.
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>> MM.
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>> NOTHING MAKES A MAN FEEL MORE
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SPECIAL THAN FOUR TA-TAS.
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>> OH!
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>> TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> I DON'T NEED ANOTHER WOMAN
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IN BED WITH ME TO PLEASE MY MAN.
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THANK YOU.
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I AM A GREAT LOVER.
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>> HMM.
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>> I'M A GOOD LOVER.
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> I'M A SOLID LOVER.
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I'M DEFINITELY SOLID.
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>> REAL REGULAR, HUH?
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ALL THE EXCITEMENT OF A FIBER
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COMMERCIAL.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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>> ALL RIGHT, MAN.
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WHAT UP, WIFE?
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>> HI.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> OH, I JUST GOT OFF THE
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ELEVATOR.
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O.M.G.
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DID YOU SEE THAT GAME, MEL?
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>> DID I.
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MR. FOUR TOUCHDOWNS.
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IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS.
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MY BABY'S ON FIRE.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> I KNOW 73 OTHER POSITIONS.
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READY?
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>> WHOA.
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I MEAN, NO, I AM GOOD.
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>> WAIT, DERWIN.
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WHO WAS THAT?
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>> OKAY, BOO, JUST SO WE'RE
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CLEAR.
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I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH YOU WHEN
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I WALKED INTO THE ROOM.
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NOW, IN MY ROOM IS A GYMNAST
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IN LINGERIE DOING SPLITS.
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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I GET IT, I GET IT.
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OKAY, YOU'RE INNOCENT.
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PUT ME ON SPEAKERPHONE.
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HEY, YOU -- YOU FLEXIBLE GARDEN
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TOOL.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY
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HUSBAND'S HOTEL ROOM?
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>> UM, I DON'T KNOW.
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I WAS HOPING TO SURPRISE HIM,
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I GUESS.
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>> YEAH, WELL, NICE SURPRISE.
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IT'S TIME TO GET OUT.
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CHOP, CHOP, CHOP -- OUT.
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>> YEAH, YOU HEARD MY WIFE.
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OUT!
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WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF
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YOURSELF.
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>> ASHLEY.
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>> THANK YOU FOR SUPPORT,
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ASHLEY.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> DERWIN!
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>> YEAH, UH, WHAT?
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SHE'S GONE.
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OH, UH, YEAH.
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MY BAD, MEL.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO, WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?
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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ELSE
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IS GOING ON?
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THERE WAS JUST SOME HALF-NAKED
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LIMBER SKANKAZOID WAITING FOR
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YOU IN YOUR HOTEL BED.
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>> YEAH, I KNOW.
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I MEAN, IT HAPPENS.
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>> WHAT?!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "IT HAPPENS"?
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HAS THIS HAPPENED BEFORE?
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>> MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE OR SEVEN
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TIMES.
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BUT WHO'S COUNTING?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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COME ON, MEL.
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I'M AN ATHLETE.
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GROUPIES COME WITH THE
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TERRITORY.
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>> I MEAN, ARE YOU TEMPTED BY
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ALL THESE NAKED GROUPIES OR
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THEIR DIRTY FAN LETTERS?
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>> WHAT?
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COME ON, MEL. I'M A GUY.
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I MEAN, SURE, YOU'RE TEMPTED.
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BUT, LISTEN.
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AT THE END OF THE DAY, I LOVE
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YOU, AND THAT'S ALL THAT
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MATTERS.
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COME ON, FORGET ABOUT HER,
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ALL RIGHT?
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LET'S HAVE SOME SKYPE SEX.
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I'LL BOOT UP THE COMPUTER,
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AND YOU CAN SHOW ME YOUR BOOB.
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>> NO.
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I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.
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[ SIGHS ]
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LOOK, I'LL JUST CALL YOU LATER.
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[ SIGHS ]
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>> YO, LIK.
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>> YO, KENTUCKY.
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>> LUCKY DOG!
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>> SO, ARE WE GONNA BE HITTING
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UP THAT STRIP JOINT TONIGHT,
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MAN?
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>> NAH, MAN.
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I'M GONNA GO IN HERE AND SKYPE
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MY BABY JENNA, MAYBE WATCH A
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LITTLE "FAMILY GUY."
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YOU KNOW I LOVE TALKING BABIES.
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>> REALLY?
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WHO AM I TALKING TO?
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>> Y'ALL BE SAFE OUT THERE
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TONIGHT, MAN.
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>> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> COME HERE SO I CAN SMACK
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>> COME HERE SO I CAN SMACK
THAT ASS.
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THAT ASS.
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>> SO, UH, DID ANYONE SEE YOU
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COME IN?
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>> GIRL, PLEASE.
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MY CAR AIN'T GOT NO PLACE.
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GIRL, WHAT YOU CALL ME DOWN HERE
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FOR, ANYWAY?
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'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M MISSING
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"TO CATCH A PREDATOR."
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>> OKAY, UH, WELL, REMEMBER ALL
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THAT TALK WE HAD ABOUT SPICING
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THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM?
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>> YEAH.
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>> WELL, DERWIN'S COMING HOME
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TOMORROW, AND I'VE BEEN THINKING
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MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE SUCH A BAD
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IDEA TO OPEN UP OUR MINDS AND
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OUR BEDROOM TO SOME NEW THINGS.
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>> AHH.
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>> OR PEOPLE.
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>> [ Chuckling ] WAIT A MINUTE,
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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ARE YOU ASKING ME TO GET BUFF
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WITH YOU AND "D"?
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THAT IS SO SWEET.
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AND YOU'RE CUTE.
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BUT I CAN'T.
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ME AND JAVON, WE'RE TRYING TO GO
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THE DISTANCE, GIRL.
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>> WHAT?
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NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT A
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MéNAGE à TROIS FOR ME AND
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DERWIN AND SOMEONE OTHER THAN
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YOU.
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>> OH.
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WHY YOU JUST DIDN'T SAY THAT?
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SHOOT.
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I CAN HOOK UP A THREESOME FOR
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YOU AND DERWIN WITH MY EYES
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CLOSED.
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>> [ SIGHS ] OH, MY GOD.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
403
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BUT PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR.
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DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS.
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>> RELAX, MELANIE.
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I AM VERY DISCREET.
407
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ASK DERWIN.
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>> OKAY, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR.
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THAT'LL BE THE LAST TIME YOU
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MENTION THAT YOU USED TO DO MY
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MAN.
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>> AND SO THAT WE'RE VERY CLEAR.
413
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NO, IT AIN'T.
414
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>> SO, UM, DID JAVON MENTION TO
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YOU THAT YOUR BABY LOOKS LIKE
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THE SECOND-STRING KICKER?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> PARKER, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
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DOING IN MY ROOM?
420
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DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
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I DON'T GET DOWN LIKE THAT
422
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NO MORE.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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COME ON, MALIK.
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YOU KNOW I'M NOT THE KIND OF
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GIRL WHO TAKES NO FOR AN ANSWER.
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BESIDES, I KNOW THE ONLY REASON
428
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THAT YOU WERE SAYING THAT IS
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BECAUSE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE
430
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SUPERMODEL WAS HOVERING AROUND.
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DON'T WORRY.
432
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I WON'T TELL.
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>> LOOK, PARKER.
434
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I'M A CHANGED MAN, CHICK.
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>> OKAY. [ LAUGHS ]
436
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>> PARKER, YO, LOOK.
437
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I'M SERIOUS.
438
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ALL RIGHT, YOU NEED TO BOUNCE.
439
00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:05,236
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
440
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[ SCOFFS ]
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YOU MUST HAVE FORGOT THAT I
442
00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:08,453
WAS THE ONE WHO SAVED YOUR
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00:10:08,448 --> 00:10:09,208
ASS.
444
00:10:09,206 --> 00:10:10,476
IF IT WASN'T FOR ME CONVINCING
445
00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:11,792
YOU TO GO TO REHAB, YOU WOULDN'T
446
00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:13,003
BE ON THE SABERS AND YOU'D BE
447
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,550
IN JAIL.
448
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[ SCOFFS ]
449
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,338
WOW.
450
00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:18,624
IS THAT REALLY HOW YOU TREAT THE
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00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:19,720
ONE PERSON WHO REALLY HAD YOUR
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00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:20,384
BACK?
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
454
00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:22,098
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
455
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I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID.
456
00:10:23,517 --> 00:10:24,587
>> THANK YOU.
457
00:10:24,586 --> 00:10:25,516
>> [ SCOFFS ]
458
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,717
DON'T GET IT TWISTED.
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I DON'T OWE YOU CRAP.
460
00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:31,407
>> [ SCOFFS ]
461
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:34,173
WOW.
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00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:35,002
[ SIGHS ]
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
464
00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:36,998
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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>> HMM?
466
00:10:37,758 --> 00:10:39,618
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
467
00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:40,860
>> I JUST THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD
468
00:10:40,862 --> 00:10:42,002
CALL MY HUSBAND AND TELL HIM
469
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WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE
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00:10:43,172 --> 00:10:43,862
LAST FEW MONTHS.
471
00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:44,522
>> OKAY, YO.
472
00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:45,547
YOU GOT TO DO WHAT YOU GOT TO
473
00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:46,211
DO, RIGHT?
474
00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:47,476
BUT KEEP IN MIND WHEN YOU TALK
475
00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:48,662
TO YOUR HUSBAND, AND YOU TELL
476
00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:49,785
HIM ABOUT US, HE'S PROBABLY
477
00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:50,483
GONNA DIVORCE YOU.
478
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,902
AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT CUSHY
479
00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:53,166
LITTLE PRENUP YOU GOT HAS A
480
00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:55,102
CLAUSE IN IT ABOUT INFIDELITY,
481
00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:56,453
WHICH MEANS YOU GET NOTHING.
482
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,828
AM I RIGHT?
483
00:10:57,827 --> 00:10:58,477
EXACTLY.
484
00:10:58,482 --> 00:10:59,662
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
485
00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:01,655
SO DO ME A FAVOR, BABY.
486
00:11:01,655 --> 00:11:02,655
DON'T PLAY CHICKEN WITH ME.
487
00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:03,825
'CAUSE I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO
488
00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:06,617
KNOW ABOUT CHICKEN.
489
00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:07,790
>> UGH!
490
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:08,663
>> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH
491
00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:09,305
YOU, CHICK?!
492
00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:10,520
>> YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE SO COOL
493
00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:11,477
AND ENLIGHTENED, RIGHT?
494
00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:12,622
THAT YOU CAN GO AND GET A NEW
495
00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:13,830
LITTLE GIRLFRIEND, THAT YOU CAN
496
00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:14,967
JUST BRUSH ME OFF TO THE SIDE
497
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:15,995
'CAUSE YOU'RE DONE PLAYING?
498
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,340
IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT,
499
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,594
MALIK.
500
00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:19,476
[ LAUGHS ]
501
00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:20,142
YOU KNOW WHAT?
502
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,897
I'M -- I'M PRETTY SURE THAT
503
00:11:21,896 --> 00:11:23,546
NEITHER MY HUSBAND NOR THE
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00:11:23,551 --> 00:11:25,311
PUBLIC WOULD RESPOND KINDLY
505
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,030
TO HEARING THAT...YOU RAPED ME.
506
00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:29,004
>> I -- WHAT?
507
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:29,720
>> YEAH.
508
00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:32,344
>> YOU ARE FRICKIN' --
509
00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:33,004
>> HELP!
510
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:33,790
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
511
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,243
HELP! RAPE, RAPE, RAPE!
512
00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:35,931
>> NO!
513
00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:36,901
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG --
514
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:37,966
SHUT UP. ARE YOU FRICKIN' NUTS?!
515
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,335
>> HOUSEKEEPING.
516
00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:41,554
>> [ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
517
00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,001
[ KNOCKING ]
518
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,930
>> HOUSEKEEPING.
519
00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:46,761
>> YES?
520
00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:47,548
>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE,
521
00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:48,211
MA'AM?
522
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:48,896
>> EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
523
00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:49,656
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
524
00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:50,305
>> ARE YOU SURE?
525
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,410
>> I'M POSITIVE. [ CHUCKLES ]
526
00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:52,723
THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.
527
00:11:52,724 --> 00:11:54,104
>> $100?
528
00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:55,383
YOU TWO ENJOY YOUR EVENING.
529
00:11:55,379 --> 00:11:58,239
>> THANK YOU. WILD NIGHT.
530
00:11:58,241 --> 00:11:59,481
>> [ SIGHS ]
531
00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:02,312
WHO ARE YOU GONNA SCREW, MALIK?
532
00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:05,790
ME?
533
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,933
OR YOURSELF?
534
00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:11,661
[ LAUGHS ]
535
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:12,825
>> WHAT KIND OF GIRL ARE YOU
536
00:12:12,827 --> 00:12:13,657
LOOKING FOR?
537
00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:14,655
TAKE YOUR PICK.
538
00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:15,995
IT'S A BUFFET UP IN HERE.
539
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,900
>> WELL, SHE LOOKS NICE.
540
00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:19,586
>> DEFINITELY NOT A CANDIDATE.
541
00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:20,756
>> OKAY, WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW?
542
00:12:20,758 --> 00:12:21,898
>> SHE'S DRINKING CRANBERRY
543
00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:22,966
JUICE, WHICH MEANS SHE'S
544
00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:24,165
A GOODY TWO-SHOES OR SHE'S
545
00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:25,212
ON ANTIBIOTICS.
546
00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:27,786
EITHER WAY, A HORRIBLE CHOICE.
547
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:28,523
>> ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT THAT
548
00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:29,137
ONE?
549
00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:30,067
>> SHE'S CUTE.
550
00:12:30,068 --> 00:12:31,338
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
551
00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:32,764
WAY CUTER THAN YOU.
552
00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,068
YOU TRYING TO LOSE YOUR HUSBAND?
553
00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:34,998
[ SCOFFS ]
554
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,860
COME ON.
555
00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:39,832
MM, HOLD THIS. THIS IS WHERE
556
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:40,717
I GO ON A KITTY-CAT HUNT
557
00:12:40,724 --> 00:12:41,384
FOR YOU.
558
00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:42,999
FOR YOU.
MEOW.
559
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,550
MEOW.
560
00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:47,281
>> [ SIGHS ]
561
00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:48,405
>> EXCUSE ME.
562
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:50,763
ARE YOU MELANIE BARNETT-DAVIS?
563
00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:52,548
>> UM, YEAH.
564
00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:55,171
>> HI, I'M ANTHEA.
565
00:12:55,172 --> 00:12:57,342
I HAD SEEN YOU ON THE COVER OF
566
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,174
"ESSENCE."
567
00:12:58,172 --> 00:13:00,212
GOD, YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL.
568
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:01,376
>> THANKS.
569
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:02,409
>> THEY MENTIONED THAT YOU'RE
570
00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:03,343
A DOCTOR.
571
00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:04,664
I'M STUDYING TO BE A DENTIST.
572
00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:06,855
>> WOW, THAT'S -- THAT'S GREAT.
573
00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:07,832
>> THANKS.
574
00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:09,897
THANKS.
575
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,406
>> ♪ I KISSED A GIRL
576
00:13:11,413 --> 00:13:12,483
♪ AND I LIKED IT
577
00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:14,312
>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY, OR...?
578
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,000
>> OH, YEAH.
579
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000
I'M JUST MAKING SURE YOU'RE NOT
580
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,140
CUTER THAN ME.
581
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,687
>> I'M SORRY, WHAT?
582
00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:19,479
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
583
00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:20,412
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE CUTE.
584
00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:21,283
YOU'RE CUTE.
585
00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:22,755
IT'S JUST THAT YOUR -- YOUR LIPS
586
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:25,928
ARE VERY SEXY, VERY LICKABLE.
587
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:26,931
OH, MY GOD.
588
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,411
I AM SO SORRY.
589
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,723
I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
590
00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:30,454
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST LEAVE.
591
00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:31,278
>> NO, NO, NO.
592
00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:32,655
SERIOUSLY, I AM -- I'M
593
00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:33,825
FLATTERED.
594
00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:34,787
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
595
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:35,863
I'M NOT A LESBIAN.
596
00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:38,032
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO ASK
597
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:41,034
FOR A THREESOME WITH MY HUSBAND.
598
00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:44,104
>> YOU, ME, AND DERWIN?
599
00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:47,483
>> NO.
600
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:48,662
YES.
601
00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,205
[ CHUCKLES ]
602
00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:51,336
>> UM...
603
00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:53,174
JUST ASK.
604
00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:56,002
>> OH, OKAY.
605
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,480
SO, UM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE
606
00:13:58,482 --> 00:14:00,102
A THREESOME, PLEASE?
607
00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:02,723
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
608
00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:05,594
>> SHOULD I HAVE SAID, "MAY I"?
609
00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:06,856
>> ♪ I KISSED A GIRL
610
00:14:06,862 --> 00:14:09,072
>> YES.
611
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:11,098
>> ♪ I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND
612
00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:11,833
♪ DON'T MIND IT
613
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:12,587
>> OKAY.
614
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:15,376
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
615
00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:17,719
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
THAT WAS EASY.
616
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:23,344
THAT WAS EASY.
617
00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:27,344
>> [ SIGHS ]
618
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,524
[ SIGHS ]
619
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:31,277
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.
620
00:14:31,275 --> 00:14:32,275
[ CHUCKLES ]
621
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:34,335
CAT STILL GOT YOUR TONGUE?
622
00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,074
[ LAUGHS ]
623
00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,478
COME ON, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU
624
00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:40,312
DIDN'T ENJOY IT.
625
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,380
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY
626
00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:42,169
FOR ROUND THREE.
627
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,282
FOR ROUND THREE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
628
00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:47,165
>> [ SIGHS ]
629
00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:48,932
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
630
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,001
>> [ SIGHS ]
631
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,340
[ SIGHS ]
632
00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:54,594
[ SIGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
633
00:14:54,586 --> 00:15:02,406
[ GROANS ]
634
00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:03,663
>> YO, MEL, WHAT'S WITH ALL
635
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:04,335
THE --
636
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:05,174
>> Shh!
637
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,412
JUST SHUT UP.
638
00:15:06,413 --> 00:15:08,763
TONIGHT I'M MADAM MELANIE, AND
639
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,308
YOU, SLAVE DERWIN, WILL FOLLOW
640
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,210
MY ORDERS.
641
00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:13,206
UNDERSTAND?
642
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:14,616
>> OH, YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
643
00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:15,280
>> GOOD.
644
00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:16,335
NOW TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
645
00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:20,004
AND MEET ME UPSTAIRS NOW.
646
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,520
>> OKAY. WHATEVER YOU SAY,
647
00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:23,027
MADAM MELANIE.
648
00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,864
MADAM MELANIE.
MM.
649
00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:30,692
MM.
650
00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:33,169
>> BALLOONS...FOR ME?
651
00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:34,522
>> MM-HMM.
652
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,657
TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR WIN.
653
00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:40,615
OR...YOU CAN HAVE THESE
654
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,000
BALLOONS INSTEAD.
655
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,970
>> ♪ I WANT IT IN A WAY...
656
00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,655
♪ I WANT IT
657
00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:52,445
♪ I WANT YOU TO TAKE CONTROL
658
00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:54,998
>> BABY, ARE YOU CRYING?
659
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
>> WHAT?
660
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,720
GIRL, PBHT. PLEASE.
661
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,144
[ CHUCKLES ]
662
00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:00,857
I'M JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
663
00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,552
>> I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU, TOO.
664
00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:03,971
>> ♪ LIGHT THE CANDLES
665
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:06,095
♪ LET'S EXPLORE A PLACE...
666
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,863
>> SO HAPPY.
667
00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:09,552
[ CHUCKLES ]
668
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:10,621
>> OKAY, WHAT'S UP WITH ALL
669
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,450
THE SECRECY, THOUGH?
670
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:13,338
>> Shh! DON'T TALK.
671
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:14,764
JUST RELAX.
672
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:16,308
YOU'LL GET YOUR SURPRISE SOON
673
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,000
ENOUGH, OKAY?
674
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,240
>> OKAY.
675
00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:21,341
>> OKAY.
>> [ LOUD SMOOCH ]
676
00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:24,314
>> [ LOUD SMOOCH ]
677
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:28,520
>> ♪ I WANT YOU SO DEEP
678
00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:29,757
♪ BOY, YOU CAN FEEL MY
679
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:30,788
♪HEARTBEAT ♪
680
00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:34,903
♪ I WANT YOU SO CLOSE
681
00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:37,476
♪ NEVER WANT TO LET YOU GO
682
00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:38,972
>> OOH.
683
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:39,965
DAMN.
684
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,515
>> WHAT'S UP, BOO?
685
00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:42,377
>> NOTHING, NOTHING.
686
00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:43,759
JUST -- JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE,
687
00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:44,998
JUST -- JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE,
OKAY?
688
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,520
OKAY?
689
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:50,927
OKAY?
DAMN.
690
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:56,311
DAMN.
691
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:57,210
WHOO.
692
00:16:57,206 --> 00:16:58,446
>> YO, MEL, WHAT'S GOING ON?
693
00:16:58,448 --> 00:16:59,688
COME ON! STOP TEASING ME.
694
00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,069
>> OKAY, OKAY, I'M READY.
695
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:03,238
I'M READY.
696
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:04,961
>> ♪ LET WHAT YOU'RE GOING
697
00:17:04,964 --> 00:17:06,344
♪TO BE ♪
698
00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:09,244
♪ JUST BECOME A PART OF ME
699
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:11,001
♪ IT'S LIKE WATER DRIPPING
700
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,830
♪ OFF A ROSE
701
00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:13,587
>> DAMN.
702
00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:15,656
>> ♪ A SIGHT SO BEAUTIFUL
703
00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:16,715
>> OH, YEAH.
704
00:17:16,723 --> 00:17:18,313
SOMEBODY'S BEEN PRACTICING.
705
00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,550
YOU AIN'T NEVER USED YOUR TONGUE
706
00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:20,340
THIS GOOD, MEL.
707
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:22,284
>> I SAID, "DON'T TALK."
708
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,375
>> DAMN.
709
00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:26,658
>> ♪ MORNING STARS
710
00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:30,925
♪ I WANT YOU SO DEEP
711
00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:32,171
♪ BOY, YOU CAN FEEL
712
00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:32,972
♪ MY HEARTBEAT
713
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:37,065
♪ YOU CAN FEEL MY HEARTBEAT
714
00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:39,588
♪ NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO
715
00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:40,336
♪ I WANT YOU SO DEEP
716
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:41,384
>> WHAT?
717
00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:42,309
WHAT -- WHAT HAPPENED?
718
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,140
>> OH, GOD, DERWIN!
719
00:17:43,137 --> 00:17:44,027
FOR GOD'S SAKES!
720
00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:44,904
WHAT PART OF "BE QUIET" DON'T
721
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:45,756
YOU GET?
722
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:46,858
OKAY, NOW, JUST SIT THERE AND
723
00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:48,002
SHUT UP UNTIL I COME BACK AND
724
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
MAKE LOVE TO YOU, YOU FREAKING
725
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000
MAKE LOVE TO YOU, YOU FREAKING
PIECE-OF-CRAP CHEATING PIG!
726
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:59,620
PIECE-OF-CRAP CHEATING PIG!
727
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,000
OH, MY GOD.
728
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,380
>> DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
729
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:04,829
>> LOOK, ANTHEA, I AM SO SORRY.
730
00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:05,787
BUT I THOUGHT I COULD BE THIS
731
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,723
HIP, PROGRESSIVE,
732
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:07,664
FORWARD-THINKING WOMAN,
733
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:08,855
BUT I AM NOT.
734
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:10,592
WATCHING YOU KISS MY HUSBAND, IT
735
00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:13,476
DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL LIBERATED OR
736
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:14,142
OPEN-MINDED.
737
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:15,027
IT JUST MADE ME FEEL LIKE I
738
00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:15,974
WANTED TO HIT YOU UPSIDE THE
739
00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:16,825
HEAD WITH A GLASS BOTTLE AND
740
00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:17,477
KICK ALL YOUR TEETH IN.
741
00:18:17,482 --> 00:18:18,622
>> LOOK, LOOK. I GET IT.
742
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,900
TRUST ME.
743
00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:22,336
IF I HAD A MAN LIKE DERWIN DAVIS
744
00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:23,904
OR A WOMAN LIKE YOU, I WOULDN'T
745
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,586
WANT TO SHARE, EITHER.
746
00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:27,306
BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
747
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,660
BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
YOU HAVE MY NUMBER.
748
00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:31,755
YOU HAVE MY NUMBER.
749
00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:33,238
>> ♪ DEEP
750
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:34,241
♪ BOY, YOU CAN FEEL
751
00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:34,931
♪MY HEARTBEAT ♪
752
00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:37,591
♪ BOY, YOU CAN FEEL MY HEART
753
00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:39,236
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
754
00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:41,591
>> ♪ NEVER WANT TO LET YOU GO
755
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,586
♪ I WANT YOU SO DEEP
756
00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,686
♪ DEEP
757
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,859
♪ BOY, YOU CAN FEEL
758
00:18:46,862 --> 00:18:47,522
♪ MY HEARTBEAT
759
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:50,587
>> [ Singsong voice ] I'M BACK.
760
00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:52,066
MM.
761
00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:55,068
>> ♪ NEVER WANT TO LET YOU GO
762
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,098
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
763
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,413
[ SIGHS ]
764
00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:58,763
DOES THAT FEEL GOOD, BABY?
765
00:18:58,758 --> 00:18:59,518
[ CHUCKLES ]
766
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,407
>> YEAH, IT WAS COOL.
767
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:03,283
BUT DO HOW YOU WAS DOING BEFORE.
768
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,205
I LIKE THAT WAY BETTER.
769
00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:04,966
>> [ SCOFFS ]
770
00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:05,895
SHUT UP.
771
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,136
SHUT UP.
>> WHA-- MEL?
772
00:19:08,186 --> 00:19:12,736
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