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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,100 >> I'M TELLING YOU, MO, UH... 2 00:00:04,103 --> 00:00:05,593 [ SIGHS ] 3 00:00:05,586 --> 00:00:06,926 BEFORE I WENT TO REHAB, I WAS 4 00:00:06,931 --> 00:00:08,031 JUST DROWNING IN A SEA OF 5 00:00:08,034 --> 00:00:12,004 MISERY AND -- AND SELF-DOUBT. 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,720 I'M SORRY. 7 00:00:12,724 --> 00:00:14,414 WHEN I LASHED OUT AT THAT COP, 8 00:00:14,413 --> 00:00:16,033 I WAS REALLY JUST LASHING OUT 9 00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:16,933 AT MYSELF. 10 00:00:16,931 --> 00:00:18,411 >> YOU KNOW, BROTHER, THE ONE 11 00:00:18,413 --> 00:00:19,413 THING WE DIG ABOUT 12 00:00:19,413 --> 00:00:21,003 "THE MO'NIQUE SHOW" IS THERE'S 13 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,070 NO JUDGMENTS ON, BABY. 14 00:00:22,068 --> 00:00:23,448 AND IT IS NOT UNCOMFORTABLE 15 00:00:23,448 --> 00:00:25,098 FOR US THAT THIS BROTHER IS 16 00:00:25,103 --> 00:00:26,863 WILLING TO CONFRONT HIS DEMONS. 17 00:00:26,862 --> 00:00:28,102 WE APPLAUD THAT. 18 00:00:28,103 --> 00:00:29,833 WE'RE NOT JUDGING YOU. 19 00:00:29,827 --> 00:00:31,277 WE WANT YOU TO KEEP ON GOING, 20 00:00:31,275 --> 00:00:31,965 BABY. 21 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,995 YOU KEEP ON GOING, MALIK. 22 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,760 NOW, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, 23 00:00:35,758 --> 00:00:37,308 BABY, AND KEEP IT ON GOING. 24 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:39,520 WHERE DOES THE $80-MILLION MAN 25 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:40,237 GO FROM HERE? 26 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,551 >> I'M JUST DOING WHAT I NEED TO 27 00:00:42,551 --> 00:00:43,791 DO FOR MY PROBATION RIGHT NOW, 28 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,343 AND AS SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE 29 00:00:45,344 --> 00:00:46,454 HEARD, I AM ACTUALLY IN TALKS 30 00:00:46,448 --> 00:00:48,718 WITH ALFONSO RIBEIRO TO STAR IN 31 00:00:48,724 --> 00:00:50,214 MY OWN MADE-FOR-TV MOVIE ABOUT 32 00:00:50,206 --> 00:00:51,166 MY LIFE. 33 00:00:51,172 --> 00:00:52,242 >> OKAY. 34 00:00:52,241 --> 00:00:53,411 >> MM-HMM. 35 00:00:53,413 --> 00:00:54,833 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 36 00:00:54,827 --> 00:00:56,207 >> YOU KNOW, YOU DONE BEEN 37 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:57,406 HANGING OUT WITH THE SUPERMODEL 38 00:00:57,413 --> 00:00:58,383 MISS JENNA RICE. 39 00:00:58,379 --> 00:01:00,279 WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME TO 40 00:01:00,275 --> 00:01:01,995 MASTER YOUR CRAFT AND THEN TO 41 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,550 DATE A SUPERMODEL LIKE 42 00:01:03,551 --> 00:01:04,661 JENNA RICE? 43 00:01:04,655 --> 00:01:06,305 >> WELL, WHEN YOU'VE GOT A 44 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:08,520 WOMAN AS INCREDIBLE AS JENNA, 45 00:01:08,517 --> 00:01:09,517 YOU MAKE THE TIME, MO, I'M 46 00:01:09,517 --> 00:01:10,277 TELLING YOU. 47 00:01:10,275 --> 00:01:11,335 AS A MATTER OF FACT -- JENNA? 48 00:01:11,344 --> 00:01:12,904 JENNA? BABY? 49 00:01:12,896 --> 00:01:13,786 JENNA. 50 00:01:13,793 --> 00:01:18,213 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 51 00:01:18,206 --> 00:01:19,546 THAT'S MY BABY, Y'ALL. 52 00:01:19,551 --> 00:01:20,831 THAT'S MY BABY. 53 00:01:20,827 --> 00:01:21,827 >> I HEARD THAT. 54 00:01:21,827 --> 00:01:23,447 IS IT LOVE? 55 00:01:23,448 --> 00:01:24,968 >> I'M IN LOVE. 56 00:01:24,965 --> 00:01:26,475 >> WHAT DOES BEING IN LOVE, 57 00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:28,242 MALIK, FEEL LIKE? 58 00:01:28,241 --> 00:01:30,001 >> OH, MY GOD. 59 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,760 IT'S AMAZING. 60 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:31,408 IT'S AMAZING. 61 00:01:31,413 --> 00:01:32,143 IT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER 62 00:01:32,137 --> 00:01:32,757 FELT. 63 00:01:32,758 --> 00:01:33,858 MO, I'M TELLING YOU, I'VE 64 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:35,242 ALLOWED MYSELF TO JUST RELEASE, 65 00:01:35,241 --> 00:01:36,451 SETTLE INTO LIFE. 66 00:01:36,448 --> 00:01:37,588 I FOUND LOVE. 67 00:01:37,586 --> 00:01:38,686 I FOUND TRUE LOVE. 68 00:01:38,689 --> 00:01:40,069 I JUST WANT TO SCREAM AND SHOUT 69 00:01:40,068 --> 00:01:41,408 IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD, Y'ALL. 70 00:01:41,413 --> 00:01:42,623 >> DO IT. SCREAM IT. 71 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:43,280 >> WHOO! 72 00:01:43,275 --> 00:01:44,855 I'M IN LOVE, BABY! 73 00:01:44,862 --> 00:01:46,242 I'M IN LOVE! 74 00:01:46,241 --> 00:01:47,411 >> HEY! 75 00:01:47,413 --> 00:01:49,173 IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS DOWN! 76 00:01:49,172 --> 00:01:50,862 GET DOWN, GET DOWN, GET DOWN, 77 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:52,522 BOY. WE'RE GOING TO BREAK. 78 00:01:52,517 --> 00:01:53,207 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 79 00:01:53,206 --> 00:01:54,786 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. DON'T Y'ALL GO NOWHERE. 80 00:01:54,793 --> 00:02:03,003 DON'T Y'ALL GO NOWHERE. 81 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,140 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 82 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:05,167 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 83 00:02:05,172 --> 00:02:06,622 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LOOK. 84 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,280 >> REALLY? 85 00:02:07,275 --> 00:02:07,995 >> YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR 86 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:08,620 CHEEK. 87 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:09,410 >> OKAY. 88 00:02:09,413 --> 00:02:10,313 >> COME HERE. LET ME GET IT. 89 00:02:10,310 --> 00:02:11,170 [ SMOOCH ] 90 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,102 >> DUDE, BEHAVE. 91 00:02:13,103 --> 00:02:14,003 >> COME ON, NOW. 92 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,660 >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO AND 93 00:02:15,655 --> 00:02:16,545 CLEAN MYSELF UP. 94 00:02:16,551 --> 00:02:17,241 HOW ABOUT THAT? 95 00:02:17,241 --> 00:02:18,101 >> MM-HMM. 96 00:02:18,103 --> 00:02:18,793 >> [ LAUGHS ] 97 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:20,763 SEE YOU. 98 00:02:20,758 --> 00:02:22,718 SEE YOU. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 99 00:02:22,724 --> 00:02:26,284 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 100 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:27,965 PARKER. 101 00:02:27,965 --> 00:02:28,655 >> HEY. 102 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:29,995 >> HOW'S IT GOING? 103 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,410 >> OBVIOUSLY NOT AS GOOD AS IT'S 104 00:02:31,413 --> 00:02:33,243 GOING FOR YOU. 105 00:02:33,241 --> 00:02:35,071 YOU'RE GLOWING. 106 00:02:35,068 --> 00:02:36,688 MUST BE YOUR NEW SUPERMODEL 107 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:39,029 GIRLFRIEND. 108 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,214 YOU KNOW, SHE'S EVEN HOTTER IN 109 00:02:40,206 --> 00:02:41,166 PERSON THAN SHE IS ON A 110 00:02:41,172 --> 00:02:42,592 "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED" COVER, 111 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:43,586 OR HER DEBUT ON 112 00:02:43,586 --> 00:02:44,786 "THE MO'NIQUE SHOW." 113 00:02:44,793 --> 00:02:45,453 >> YOU SAW THAT? 114 00:02:45,448 --> 00:02:47,688 >> I DID. 115 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,139 MAYBE WE SHOULD, UM, INVITE 116 00:02:49,137 --> 00:02:50,477 HER TO JOIN SOME OF OUR 117 00:02:50,482 --> 00:02:51,902 FESTIVITIES. 118 00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:53,206 >> OKAY, LISTEN. 119 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:54,406 I RECENTLY WENT THROUGH A BUNCH 120 00:02:54,413 --> 00:02:55,553 OF LIFE CHANGES, AND I'M JUST 121 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:56,521 NOT IN THAT MENTAL PLACE 122 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:57,167 ANYMORE, OKAY? 123 00:02:57,172 --> 00:02:58,482 >> HMM. 124 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,832 YOU KNOW, I COULD CARE LESS 125 00:02:59,827 --> 00:03:01,337 ABOUT YOUR MENTAL PLACE. 126 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:02,724 JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THAT 127 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,104 RIDICULOUS BODY OVER MY PLACE 128 00:03:04,103 --> 00:03:06,763 TONIGHT. 129 00:03:06,758 --> 00:03:08,998 I HAVEN'T WAXED IN A MONTH. 130 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,100 I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THAT. 131 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:12,523 >> OKAY, PARKER. 132 00:03:12,517 --> 00:03:13,967 YOU'RE AN AWESOME WOMAN, AND I 133 00:03:13,965 --> 00:03:15,335 DO APPRECIATE EVERYTHING THAT 134 00:03:15,344 --> 00:03:16,904 YOU CAN DO WITHOUT YOUR TONSILS. 135 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:17,616 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 136 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:19,030 OR WITHOUT MY UTERUS. 137 00:03:19,034 --> 00:03:21,244 NO PREGNANCY SCARES...EVER. 138 00:03:21,241 --> 00:03:21,931 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 139 00:03:21,931 --> 00:03:23,481 YEAH, AND I DO LOVE THAT, TOO. 140 00:03:23,482 --> 00:03:24,142 >> MM-HMM. 141 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,237 >> BUT, PARKER, I CAN'T GET DOWN 142 00:03:26,241 --> 00:03:27,001 ANYMORE. 143 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,620 AND AS A WISE CHICKEN-PUSHING 144 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,310 MAN ONCE SAID, THE HEART WANTS 145 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,620 WHAT THE HEART WANTS. 146 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,000 AND MY HEART WANTS JENNA. 147 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,140 SO STAY UP, ALL RIGHT? 148 00:03:36,137 --> 00:03:39,477 >> [ SCOFFS ] 149 00:03:39,482 --> 00:03:40,552 >> OH, YEAH. 150 00:03:40,551 --> 00:03:42,031 NORMALLY THAT'S MY EXIT LINE, 151 00:03:42,034 --> 00:03:43,554 BUT THIS IS MY V.I.P. SECTION, 152 00:03:43,551 --> 00:03:44,861 AND I ORDERED THE POPCORN 153 00:03:44,862 --> 00:03:45,902 SHRIMP, SO I CAN'T LEAVE. 154 00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:46,686 SO STAY UP. 155 00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:49,519 >> [ SCOFFS ] 156 00:03:49,517 --> 00:03:51,447 >> [ SCOFFS ] OKAY. 157 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:55,928 OKAY. 158 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:57,591 >> [ SCOFFS ] 159 00:03:57,586 --> 00:03:58,306 >> OH, LOOK. 160 00:03:58,310 --> 00:03:59,660 ANOTHER LETTER FROM PRISON. 161 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:00,655 OKAY, I'M TELLING YOU, THEM 162 00:04:00,655 --> 00:04:02,205 FEMALE INMATES, THEY LOVE MALIK. 163 00:04:02,206 --> 00:04:03,656 >> MALE INMATES, TOO, GIRL. 164 00:04:03,655 --> 00:04:04,995 THIS ONE IS FROM THE SAN DIEGO 165 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,140 SERIAL STABBER. 166 00:04:06,137 --> 00:04:07,097 >> IS THAT STEVIE? 167 00:04:07,103 --> 00:04:07,863 >> MM-HMM. 168 00:04:07,862 --> 00:04:08,972 >> GIRL, HE IS SO LOYAL, OKAY? 169 00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:10,205 HIM AND MALIK, THEY'VE BEEN 170 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:11,236 PEN PALS FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS 171 00:04:11,241 --> 00:04:11,931 NOW. 172 00:04:11,931 --> 00:04:13,031 AND I DON'T CARE WHAT NOBODY 173 00:04:13,034 --> 00:04:14,144 SAY, THERE'S A GOOD MAN RIGHT 174 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:14,827 HERE. 175 00:04:14,827 --> 00:04:16,587 >> OH, MY GOD -- ANOTHER NAKED 176 00:04:16,586 --> 00:04:17,686 PHOTO TO DERWIN. 177 00:04:17,689 --> 00:04:19,379 THIS IS LIKE THE TENTH ONE. 178 00:04:19,379 --> 00:04:21,209 AND ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTIES. 179 00:04:21,206 --> 00:04:22,546 >> PUT THEM IN THE PANTY PILE. 180 00:04:22,551 --> 00:04:23,411 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 181 00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:24,623 I REMEMBER WHEN ALL OF DERWIN'S 182 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:25,720 FAN MAIL CONSISTED OF LETTERS 183 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:26,834 FROM KIDS AND BUNDT CAKES FROM 184 00:04:26,827 --> 00:04:27,477 GRANDMAS. 185 00:04:27,482 --> 00:04:29,412 >> WELL, THE GRANDMAS STILL 186 00:04:29,413 --> 00:04:30,243 LIKE HIM. 187 00:04:30,241 --> 00:04:32,831 [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:34,067 >> LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S 189 00:04:34,068 --> 00:04:34,828 THE CROSSOVER. 190 00:04:34,827 --> 00:04:36,137 LITTLE DERWIN DAVIS, HE'S A 191 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:37,407 SUPERSTAR NOW, OKAY? 192 00:04:37,413 --> 00:04:38,623 SO DON'T BE KNOCKING ALL THE 193 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:39,340 PANTIES AND THE NAKED PHOTOS, 194 00:04:39,344 --> 00:04:40,004 ALL RIGHT? 195 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,030 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S PAYING FOR 196 00:04:41,034 --> 00:04:41,724 ALL OF THIS. 197 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:42,414 >> OH, WELL, EASY FOR YOU TO 198 00:04:42,413 --> 00:04:43,073 SAY. 199 00:04:43,068 --> 00:04:44,028 YOU'RE DATING A FREAKIN' 200 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:44,834 TODDLER. 201 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:45,717 THE ONLY WOMAN YOU HAVE TO 202 00:04:45,724 --> 00:04:46,524 COMPETE WITH IS DORA THE 203 00:04:46,517 --> 00:04:47,167 EXPLORER. 204 00:04:47,172 --> 00:04:48,002 >> OOH, OOH. 205 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,790 >> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 206 00:04:49,793 --> 00:04:50,663 >> OKAY. 207 00:04:50,655 --> 00:04:51,785 >> GIRL... 208 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:54,103 MY MOUTH WAS OPEN. 209 00:04:54,103 --> 00:04:55,313 >> LISTEN, Y'ALL. 210 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:56,970 "DEAREST JUICY JAVON... 211 00:04:56,965 --> 00:04:58,335 I WANT YOU TO PUNISH ME AND 212 00:04:58,344 --> 00:04:59,904 TREAT ME LIKE THE LITTLE FILTHY 213 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:00,856 FREAK I AM." 214 00:05:00,862 --> 00:05:01,762 >> OOH. 215 00:05:01,758 --> 00:05:02,758 >> OH, MY GOD, JAZZ. 216 00:05:02,758 --> 00:05:03,788 I AM SO SORRY. 217 00:05:03,793 --> 00:05:05,173 >> GIRL, I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO 218 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,832 GROUPIES AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU. 219 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:08,137 AS LONG AS WE SATISFY OUR MEN 220 00:05:08,137 --> 00:05:09,827 IN BED, [SCOFFS] WE GOOD. 221 00:05:09,827 --> 00:05:11,897 >> MM. 222 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:13,066 >> YOU GOOD, RIGHT? 223 00:05:13,068 --> 00:05:15,408 >> UH, [CHUCKLES] OF COURSE. 224 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:17,483 I GIVE DERWIN SEX REGULARLY. 225 00:05:17,482 --> 00:05:18,902 >> REGULARLY, HUH? 226 00:05:18,896 --> 00:05:20,026 Y'ALL USE TOYS? 227 00:05:20,034 --> 00:05:22,074 WHAT ABOUT THREESOMES? 228 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:23,588 MEN LOVE THREESOMES. 229 00:05:23,586 --> 00:05:24,276 >> MM. 230 00:05:24,275 --> 00:05:25,515 >> NOTHING MAKES A MAN FEEL MORE 231 00:05:25,517 --> 00:05:26,997 SPECIAL THAN FOUR TA-TAS. 232 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:27,660 >> OH! 233 00:05:27,655 --> 00:05:28,685 >> TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA! 234 00:05:28,689 --> 00:05:29,789 [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:31,003 >> I DON'T NEED ANOTHER WOMAN 236 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,280 IN BED WITH ME TO PLEASE MY MAN. 237 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:32,965 THANK YOU. 238 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:34,475 I AM A GREAT LOVER. 239 00:05:34,482 --> 00:05:35,592 >> HMM. 240 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,096 >> I'M A GOOD LOVER. 241 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:37,793 >> MM-HMM. 242 00:05:37,793 --> 00:05:38,933 >> I'M A SOLID LOVER. 243 00:05:38,931 --> 00:05:41,071 I'M DEFINITELY SOLID. 244 00:05:41,068 --> 00:05:42,518 >> REAL REGULAR, HUH? 245 00:05:42,517 --> 00:05:44,027 ALL THE EXCITEMENT OF A FIBER 246 00:05:44,034 --> 00:05:44,724 COMMERCIAL. 247 00:05:44,724 --> 00:05:48,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 248 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 249 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,170 >> ALL RIGHT, MAN. 250 00:05:50,172 --> 00:05:51,002 WHAT UP, WIFE? 251 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:51,930 >> HI. 252 00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:53,141 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 253 00:05:53,137 --> 00:05:54,097 >> OH, I JUST GOT OFF THE 254 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:54,793 ELEVATOR. 255 00:05:54,793 --> 00:05:55,663 O.M.G. 256 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,235 DID YOU SEE THAT GAME, MEL? 257 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:58,211 >> DID I. 258 00:05:58,206 --> 00:06:00,206 MR. FOUR TOUCHDOWNS. 259 00:06:00,206 --> 00:06:01,686 IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS. 260 00:06:01,689 --> 00:06:03,279 MY BABY'S ON FIRE. 261 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:05,405 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 262 00:06:05,413 --> 00:06:07,483 >> I KNOW 73 OTHER POSITIONS. 263 00:06:07,482 --> 00:06:09,172 READY? 264 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:10,172 >> WHOA. 265 00:06:10,172 --> 00:06:12,552 I MEAN, NO, I AM GOOD. 266 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:14,101 >> WAIT, DERWIN. 267 00:06:14,103 --> 00:06:14,973 WHO WAS THAT? 268 00:06:14,965 --> 00:06:16,965 >> OKAY, BOO, JUST SO WE'RE 269 00:06:16,965 --> 00:06:17,655 CLEAR. 270 00:06:17,655 --> 00:06:19,025 I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH YOU WHEN 271 00:06:19,034 --> 00:06:20,074 I WALKED INTO THE ROOM. 272 00:06:20,068 --> 00:06:23,338 NOW, IN MY ROOM IS A GYMNAST 273 00:06:23,344 --> 00:06:25,724 IN LINGERIE DOING SPLITS. 274 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:26,384 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 275 00:06:26,379 --> 00:06:27,209 I GET IT, I GET IT. 276 00:06:27,206 --> 00:06:28,026 OKAY, YOU'RE INNOCENT. 277 00:06:28,034 --> 00:06:29,934 PUT ME ON SPEAKERPHONE. 278 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,971 HEY, YOU -- YOU FLEXIBLE GARDEN 279 00:06:31,965 --> 00:06:32,615 TOOL. 280 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:33,480 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY 281 00:06:33,482 --> 00:06:34,212 HUSBAND'S HOTEL ROOM? 282 00:06:34,206 --> 00:06:36,206 >> UM, I DON'T KNOW. 283 00:06:36,206 --> 00:06:37,236 I WAS HOPING TO SURPRISE HIM, 284 00:06:37,241 --> 00:06:37,931 I GUESS. 285 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,071 >> YEAH, WELL, NICE SURPRISE. 286 00:06:39,068 --> 00:06:40,168 IT'S TIME TO GET OUT. 287 00:06:40,172 --> 00:06:42,002 CHOP, CHOP, CHOP -- OUT. 288 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,590 >> YEAH, YOU HEARD MY WIFE. 289 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:44,236 OUT! 290 00:06:44,241 --> 00:06:45,171 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 291 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,342 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF 292 00:06:46,344 --> 00:06:47,284 YOURSELF. 293 00:06:47,275 --> 00:06:48,715 >> ASHLEY. 294 00:06:48,724 --> 00:06:49,384 >> THANK YOU FOR SUPPORT, 295 00:06:49,379 --> 00:06:50,029 ASHLEY. 296 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:50,934 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 297 00:06:50,931 --> 00:06:51,971 >> DERWIN! 298 00:06:51,965 --> 00:06:53,235 >> YEAH, UH, WHAT? 299 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:54,211 SHE'S GONE. 300 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,996 OH, UH, YEAH. 301 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,900 MY BAD, MEL. 302 00:06:56,896 --> 00:06:57,896 [ CHUCKLES ] 303 00:06:57,896 --> 00:06:59,096 SO, WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON? 304 00:06:59,103 --> 00:07:00,243 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ELSE 305 00:07:00,241 --> 00:07:00,931 IS GOING ON? 306 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:02,451 THERE WAS JUST SOME HALF-NAKED 307 00:07:02,448 --> 00:07:03,898 LIMBER SKANKAZOID WAITING FOR 308 00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:04,966 YOU IN YOUR HOTEL BED. 309 00:07:04,965 --> 00:07:05,825 >> YEAH, I KNOW. 310 00:07:05,827 --> 00:07:06,757 I MEAN, IT HAPPENS. 311 00:07:06,758 --> 00:07:07,408 >> WHAT?! 312 00:07:07,413 --> 00:07:09,663 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "IT HAPPENS"? 313 00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:11,165 HAS THIS HAPPENED BEFORE? 314 00:07:11,172 --> 00:07:14,032 >> MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE OR SEVEN 315 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:14,724 TIMES. 316 00:07:14,724 --> 00:07:15,594 BUT WHO'S COUNTING? 317 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:17,276 [ LAUGHS ] 318 00:07:17,275 --> 00:07:18,095 COME ON, MEL. 319 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:18,793 I'M AN ATHLETE. 320 00:07:18,793 --> 00:07:19,523 GROUPIES COME WITH THE 321 00:07:19,517 --> 00:07:20,237 TERRITORY. 322 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:21,551 >> I MEAN, ARE YOU TEMPTED BY 323 00:07:21,551 --> 00:07:22,721 ALL THESE NAKED GROUPIES OR 324 00:07:22,724 --> 00:07:23,934 THEIR DIRTY FAN LETTERS? 325 00:07:23,931 --> 00:07:24,591 >> WHAT? 326 00:07:24,586 --> 00:07:25,996 COME ON, MEL. I'M A GUY. 327 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,660 I MEAN, SURE, YOU'RE TEMPTED. 328 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:28,825 BUT, LISTEN. 329 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:29,897 AT THE END OF THE DAY, I LOVE 330 00:07:29,896 --> 00:07:30,786 YOU, AND THAT'S ALL THAT 331 00:07:30,793 --> 00:07:32,173 MATTERS. 332 00:07:32,172 --> 00:07:33,382 COME ON, FORGET ABOUT HER, 333 00:07:33,379 --> 00:07:34,029 ALL RIGHT? 334 00:07:34,034 --> 00:07:35,794 LET'S HAVE SOME SKYPE SEX. 335 00:07:35,793 --> 00:07:36,723 I'LL BOOT UP THE COMPUTER, 336 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:37,934 AND YOU CAN SHOW ME YOUR BOOB. 337 00:07:37,931 --> 00:07:38,721 >> NO. 338 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:40,414 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. 339 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,073 [ SIGHS ] 340 00:07:41,068 --> 00:07:45,208 LOOK, I'LL JUST CALL YOU LATER. 341 00:07:45,206 --> 00:07:47,586 [ SIGHS ] 342 00:07:47,586 --> 00:07:48,926 >> YO, LIK. 343 00:07:48,931 --> 00:07:50,341 >> YO, KENTUCKY. 344 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:51,414 >> LUCKY DOG! 345 00:07:51,413 --> 00:07:52,413 >> SO, ARE WE GONNA BE HITTING 346 00:07:52,413 --> 00:07:53,103 UP THAT STRIP JOINT TONIGHT, 347 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:53,763 MAN? 348 00:07:53,758 --> 00:07:54,448 >> NAH, MAN. 349 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:55,548 I'M GONNA GO IN HERE AND SKYPE 350 00:07:55,551 --> 00:07:56,661 MY BABY JENNA, MAYBE WATCH A 351 00:07:56,655 --> 00:07:57,445 LITTLE "FAMILY GUY." 352 00:07:57,448 --> 00:07:58,658 YOU KNOW I LOVE TALKING BABIES. 353 00:07:58,655 --> 00:07:59,475 >> REALLY? 354 00:07:59,482 --> 00:08:01,032 WHO AM I TALKING TO? 355 00:08:01,034 --> 00:08:01,974 >> Y'ALL BE SAFE OUT THERE 356 00:08:01,965 --> 00:08:02,615 TONIGHT, MAN. 357 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,790 >> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. 358 00:08:04,793 --> 00:08:09,453 >> [ SIGHS ] 359 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,028 >> COME HERE SO I CAN SMACK 360 00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:12,794 >> COME HERE SO I CAN SMACK THAT ASS. 361 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:16,003 THAT ASS. 362 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,210 >> SO, UH, DID ANYONE SEE YOU 363 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:17,896 COME IN? 364 00:08:17,896 --> 00:08:18,996 >> GIRL, PLEASE. 365 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,480 MY CAR AIN'T GOT NO PLACE. 366 00:08:20,482 --> 00:08:22,002 GIRL, WHAT YOU CALL ME DOWN HERE 367 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,280 FOR, ANYWAY? 368 00:08:23,275 --> 00:08:24,235 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M MISSING 369 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:25,661 "TO CATCH A PREDATOR." 370 00:08:25,655 --> 00:08:27,825 >> OKAY, UH, WELL, REMEMBER ALL 371 00:08:27,827 --> 00:08:28,857 THAT TALK WE HAD ABOUT SPICING 372 00:08:28,862 --> 00:08:29,722 THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM? 373 00:08:29,724 --> 00:08:30,834 >> YEAH. 374 00:08:30,827 --> 00:08:32,097 >> WELL, DERWIN'S COMING HOME 375 00:08:32,102 --> 00:08:33,552 TOMORROW, AND I'VE BEEN THINKING 376 00:08:33,551 --> 00:08:34,971 MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE SUCH A BAD 377 00:08:34,965 --> 00:08:36,275 IDEA TO OPEN UP OUR MINDS AND 378 00:08:36,275 --> 00:08:37,655 OUR BEDROOM TO SOME NEW THINGS. 379 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:40,405 >> AHH. 380 00:08:40,413 --> 00:08:42,003 >> OR PEOPLE. 381 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,520 >> [ Chuckling ] WAIT A MINUTE, 382 00:08:43,517 --> 00:08:44,307 WAIT A MINUTE. 383 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:45,720 ARE YOU ASKING ME TO GET BUFF 384 00:08:45,724 --> 00:08:47,214 WITH YOU AND "D"? 385 00:08:47,206 --> 00:08:49,586 THAT IS SO SWEET. 386 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:51,236 AND YOU'RE CUTE. 387 00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:52,211 BUT I CAN'T. 388 00:08:52,206 --> 00:08:53,896 ME AND JAVON, WE'RE TRYING TO GO 389 00:08:53,896 --> 00:08:54,996 THE DISTANCE, GIRL. 390 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,030 >> WHAT? 391 00:08:56,034 --> 00:08:57,524 NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT A 392 00:08:57,517 --> 00:08:59,477 MéNAGE à TROIS FOR ME AND 393 00:08:59,482 --> 00:09:00,932 DERWIN AND SOMEONE OTHER THAN 394 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:01,591 YOU. 395 00:09:01,586 --> 00:09:02,996 >> OH. 396 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,790 WHY YOU JUST DIDN'T SAY THAT? 397 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:05,623 SHOOT. 398 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:06,860 I CAN HOOK UP A THREESOME FOR 399 00:09:06,862 --> 00:09:08,032 YOU AND DERWIN WITH MY EYES 400 00:09:08,034 --> 00:09:08,764 CLOSED. 401 00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:09,828 >> [ SIGHS ] OH, MY GOD. 402 00:09:09,827 --> 00:09:10,687 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 403 00:09:10,689 --> 00:09:11,859 BUT PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR. 404 00:09:11,862 --> 00:09:14,412 DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS. 405 00:09:14,413 --> 00:09:15,933 >> RELAX, MELANIE. 406 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:17,551 I AM VERY DISCREET. 407 00:09:17,551 --> 00:09:19,241 ASK DERWIN. 408 00:09:19,241 --> 00:09:21,171 >> OKAY, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR. 409 00:09:21,172 --> 00:09:22,102 THAT'LL BE THE LAST TIME YOU 410 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,073 MENTION THAT YOU USED TO DO MY 411 00:09:23,068 --> 00:09:24,168 MAN. 412 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,592 >> AND SO THAT WE'RE VERY CLEAR. 413 00:09:25,586 --> 00:09:26,966 NO, IT AIN'T. 414 00:09:26,965 --> 00:09:28,755 >> SO, UM, DID JAVON MENTION TO 415 00:09:28,758 --> 00:09:30,518 YOU THAT YOUR BABY LOOKS LIKE 416 00:09:30,517 --> 00:09:32,067 THE SECOND-STRING KICKER? 417 00:09:32,068 --> 00:09:35,208 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 418 00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:36,136 >> PARKER, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU 419 00:09:36,137 --> 00:09:36,997 DOING IN MY ROOM? 420 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:37,830 DIDN'T I TELL YOU? 421 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:38,827 I DON'T GET DOWN LIKE THAT 422 00:09:38,827 --> 00:09:39,477 NO MORE. 423 00:09:39,482 --> 00:09:41,002 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 424 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,760 COME ON, MALIK. 425 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:44,408 YOU KNOW I'M NOT THE KIND OF 426 00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:46,343 GIRL WHO TAKES NO FOR AN ANSWER. 427 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:47,694 BESIDES, I KNOW THE ONLY REASON 428 00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:48,899 THAT YOU WERE SAYING THAT IS 429 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:49,996 BECAUSE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE 430 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,310 SUPERMODEL WAS HOVERING AROUND. 431 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:53,070 DON'T WORRY. 432 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:53,758 I WON'T TELL. 433 00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:54,998 >> LOOK, PARKER. 434 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,170 I'M A CHANGED MAN, CHICK. 435 00:09:56,172 --> 00:09:57,902 >> OKAY. [ LAUGHS ] 436 00:09:57,896 --> 00:09:58,756 >> PARKER, YO, LOOK. 437 00:09:58,758 --> 00:09:59,758 I'M SERIOUS. 438 00:09:59,758 --> 00:10:03,208 ALL RIGHT, YOU NEED TO BOUNCE. 439 00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:05,236 >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 440 00:10:05,241 --> 00:10:06,311 [ SCOFFS ] 441 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,410 YOU MUST HAVE FORGOT THAT I 442 00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:08,453 WAS THE ONE WHO SAVED YOUR 443 00:10:08,448 --> 00:10:09,208 ASS. 444 00:10:09,206 --> 00:10:10,476 IF IT WASN'T FOR ME CONVINCING 445 00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:11,792 YOU TO GO TO REHAB, YOU WOULDN'T 446 00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:13,003 BE ON THE SABERS AND YOU'D BE 447 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,550 IN JAIL. 448 00:10:14,551 --> 00:10:15,451 [ SCOFFS ] 449 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,338 WOW. 450 00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:18,624 IS THAT REALLY HOW YOU TREAT THE 451 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:19,720 ONE PERSON WHO REALLY HAD YOUR 452 00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:20,384 BACK? 453 00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:21,449 >> [ SCOFFS ] 454 00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:22,098 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 455 00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:23,523 I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID. 456 00:10:23,517 --> 00:10:24,587 >> THANK YOU. 457 00:10:24,586 --> 00:10:25,516 >> [ SCOFFS ] 458 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,717 DON'T GET IT TWISTED. 459 00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:29,524 I DON'T OWE YOU CRAP. 460 00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:31,407 >> [ SCOFFS ] 461 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:34,173 WOW. 462 00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:35,002 [ SIGHS ] 463 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,070 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 464 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:36,998 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 465 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:37,760 >> HMM? 466 00:10:37,758 --> 00:10:39,618 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 467 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:40,860 >> I JUST THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD 468 00:10:40,862 --> 00:10:42,002 CALL MY HUSBAND AND TELL HIM 469 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,170 WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE 470 00:10:43,172 --> 00:10:43,862 LAST FEW MONTHS. 471 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:44,522 >> OKAY, YO. 472 00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:45,547 YOU GOT TO DO WHAT YOU GOT TO 473 00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:46,211 DO, RIGHT? 474 00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:47,476 BUT KEEP IN MIND WHEN YOU TALK 475 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:48,662 TO YOUR HUSBAND, AND YOU TELL 476 00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:49,785 HIM ABOUT US, HE'S PROBABLY 477 00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:50,483 GONNA DIVORCE YOU. 478 00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,902 AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT CUSHY 479 00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:53,166 LITTLE PRENUP YOU GOT HAS A 480 00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:55,102 CLAUSE IN IT ABOUT INFIDELITY, 481 00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:56,453 WHICH MEANS YOU GET NOTHING. 482 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,828 AM I RIGHT? 483 00:10:57,827 --> 00:10:58,477 EXACTLY. 484 00:10:58,482 --> 00:10:59,662 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 485 00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:01,655 SO DO ME A FAVOR, BABY. 486 00:11:01,655 --> 00:11:02,655 DON'T PLAY CHICKEN WITH ME. 487 00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:03,825 'CAUSE I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO 488 00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:06,617 KNOW ABOUT CHICKEN. 489 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:07,790 >> UGH! 490 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:08,663 >> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH 491 00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:09,305 YOU, CHICK?! 492 00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:10,520 >> YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE SO COOL 493 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:11,477 AND ENLIGHTENED, RIGHT? 494 00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:12,622 THAT YOU CAN GO AND GET A NEW 495 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:13,830 LITTLE GIRLFRIEND, THAT YOU CAN 496 00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:14,967 JUST BRUSH ME OFF TO THE SIDE 497 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:15,995 'CAUSE YOU'RE DONE PLAYING? 498 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,340 IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT, 499 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,594 MALIK. 500 00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:19,476 [ LAUGHS ] 501 00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:20,142 YOU KNOW WHAT? 502 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,897 I'M -- I'M PRETTY SURE THAT 503 00:11:21,896 --> 00:11:23,546 NEITHER MY HUSBAND NOR THE 504 00:11:23,551 --> 00:11:25,311 PUBLIC WOULD RESPOND KINDLY 505 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,030 TO HEARING THAT...YOU RAPED ME. 506 00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:29,004 >> I -- WHAT? 507 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:29,720 >> YEAH. 508 00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:32,344 >> YOU ARE FRICKIN' -- 509 00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:33,004 >> HELP! 510 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:33,790 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 511 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,243 HELP! RAPE, RAPE, RAPE! 512 00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:35,931 >> NO! 513 00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:36,901 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG -- 514 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:37,966 SHUT UP. ARE YOU FRICKIN' NUTS?! 515 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,335 >> HOUSEKEEPING. 516 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:41,554 >> [ BREATHES HEAVILY ] 517 00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,001 [ KNOCKING ] 518 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,930 >> HOUSEKEEPING. 519 00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:46,761 >> YES? 520 00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:47,548 >> IS EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE, 521 00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:48,211 MA'AM? 522 00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:48,896 >> EVERYTHING'S GOOD. 523 00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:49,656 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 524 00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:50,305 >> ARE YOU SURE? 525 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,410 >> I'M POSITIVE. [ CHUCKLES ] 526 00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:52,723 THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. 527 00:11:52,724 --> 00:11:54,104 >> $100? 528 00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:55,383 YOU TWO ENJOY YOUR EVENING. 529 00:11:55,379 --> 00:11:58,239 >> THANK YOU. WILD NIGHT. 530 00:11:58,241 --> 00:11:59,481 >> [ SIGHS ] 531 00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:02,312 WHO ARE YOU GONNA SCREW, MALIK? 532 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:05,790 ME? 533 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,933 OR YOURSELF? 534 00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:11,661 [ LAUGHS ] 535 00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:12,825 >> WHAT KIND OF GIRL ARE YOU 536 00:12:12,827 --> 00:12:13,657 LOOKING FOR? 537 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:14,655 TAKE YOUR PICK. 538 00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:15,995 IT'S A BUFFET UP IN HERE. 539 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,900 >> WELL, SHE LOOKS NICE. 540 00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:19,586 >> DEFINITELY NOT A CANDIDATE. 541 00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:20,756 >> OKAY, WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW? 542 00:12:20,758 --> 00:12:21,898 >> SHE'S DRINKING CRANBERRY 543 00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:22,966 JUICE, WHICH MEANS SHE'S 544 00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:24,165 A GOODY TWO-SHOES OR SHE'S 545 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:25,212 ON ANTIBIOTICS. 546 00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:27,786 EITHER WAY, A HORRIBLE CHOICE. 547 00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:28,523 >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT THAT 548 00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:29,137 ONE? 549 00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:30,067 >> SHE'S CUTE. 550 00:12:30,068 --> 00:12:31,338 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 551 00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:32,764 WAY CUTER THAN YOU. 552 00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,068 YOU TRYING TO LOSE YOUR HUSBAND? 553 00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:34,998 [ SCOFFS ] 554 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,860 COME ON. 555 00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:39,832 MM, HOLD THIS. THIS IS WHERE 556 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:40,717 I GO ON A KITTY-CAT HUNT 557 00:12:40,724 --> 00:12:41,384 FOR YOU. 558 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:42,999 FOR YOU. MEOW. 559 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,550 MEOW. 560 00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:47,281 >> [ SIGHS ] 561 00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:48,405 >> EXCUSE ME. 562 00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:50,763 ARE YOU MELANIE BARNETT-DAVIS? 563 00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:52,548 >> UM, YEAH. 564 00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:55,171 >> HI, I'M ANTHEA. 565 00:12:55,172 --> 00:12:57,342 I HAD SEEN YOU ON THE COVER OF 566 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,174 "ESSENCE." 567 00:12:58,172 --> 00:13:00,212 GOD, YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL. 568 00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:01,376 >> THANKS. 569 00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:02,409 >> THEY MENTIONED THAT YOU'RE 570 00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:03,343 A DOCTOR. 571 00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:04,664 I'M STUDYING TO BE A DENTIST. 572 00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:06,855 >> WOW, THAT'S -- THAT'S GREAT. 573 00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:07,832 >> THANKS. 574 00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:09,897 THANKS. 575 00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,406 >> ♪ I KISSED A GIRL 576 00:13:11,413 --> 00:13:12,483 ♪ AND I LIKED IT 577 00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:14,312 >> IS EVERYTHING OKAY, OR...? 578 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,000 >> OH, YEAH. 579 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 I'M JUST MAKING SURE YOU'RE NOT 580 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,140 CUTER THAN ME. 581 00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,687 >> I'M SORRY, WHAT? 582 00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:19,479 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 583 00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:20,412 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE CUTE. 584 00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:21,283 YOU'RE CUTE. 585 00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:22,755 IT'S JUST THAT YOUR -- YOUR LIPS 586 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:25,928 ARE VERY SEXY, VERY LICKABLE. 587 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:26,931 OH, MY GOD. 588 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,411 I AM SO SORRY. 589 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,723 I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 590 00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:30,454 MAYBE I SHOULD JUST LEAVE. 591 00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:31,278 >> NO, NO, NO. 592 00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:32,655 SERIOUSLY, I AM -- I'M 593 00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:33,825 FLATTERED. 594 00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:34,787 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 595 00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:35,863 I'M NOT A LESBIAN. 596 00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:38,032 I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO ASK 597 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:41,034 FOR A THREESOME WITH MY HUSBAND. 598 00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:44,104 >> YOU, ME, AND DERWIN? 599 00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:47,483 >> NO. 600 00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:48,662 YES. 601 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,205 [ CHUCKLES ] 602 00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:51,336 >> UM... 603 00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:53,174 JUST ASK. 604 00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:56,002 >> OH, OKAY. 605 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,480 SO, UM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE 606 00:13:58,482 --> 00:14:00,102 A THREESOME, PLEASE? 607 00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:02,723 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 608 00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:05,594 >> SHOULD I HAVE SAID, "MAY I"? 609 00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:06,856 >> ♪ I KISSED A GIRL 610 00:14:06,862 --> 00:14:09,072 >> YES. 611 00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:11,098 >> ♪ I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND 612 00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:11,833 ♪ DON'T MIND IT 613 00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:12,587 >> OKAY. 614 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:15,376 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 615 00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:17,719 [ BOTH LAUGH ] THAT WAS EASY. 616 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:23,344 THAT WAS EASY. 617 00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:27,344 >> [ SIGHS ] 618 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,524 [ SIGHS ] 619 00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:31,277 GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. 620 00:14:31,275 --> 00:14:32,275 [ CHUCKLES ] 621 00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:34,335 CAT STILL GOT YOUR TONGUE? 622 00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,074 [ LAUGHS ] 623 00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,478 COME ON, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU 624 00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:40,312 DIDN'T ENJOY IT. 625 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,380 LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY 626 00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:42,169 FOR ROUND THREE. 627 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,282 FOR ROUND THREE. >> [ SIGHS ] 628 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:47,165 >> [ SIGHS ] 629 00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:48,932 >> [ SIGHS ] >> [ SIGHS ] 630 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,001 >> [ SIGHS ] 631 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,340 [ SIGHS ] 632 00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:54,594 [ SIGHS ] [ GROANS ] 633 00:14:54,586 --> 00:15:02,406 [ GROANS ] 634 00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:03,663 >> YO, MEL, WHAT'S WITH ALL 635 00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:04,335 THE -- 636 00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:05,174 >> Shh! 637 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,412 JUST SHUT UP. 638 00:15:06,413 --> 00:15:08,763 TONIGHT I'M MADAM MELANIE, AND 639 00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,308 YOU, SLAVE DERWIN, WILL FOLLOW 640 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,210 MY ORDERS. 641 00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:13,206 UNDERSTAND? 642 00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:14,616 >> OH, YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. 643 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:15,280 >> GOOD. 644 00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:16,335 NOW TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES 645 00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:20,004 AND MEET ME UPSTAIRS NOW. 646 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,520 >> OKAY. WHATEVER YOU SAY, 647 00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:23,027 MADAM MELANIE. 648 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,864 MADAM MELANIE. MM. 649 00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:30,692 MM. 650 00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:33,169 >> BALLOONS...FOR ME? 651 00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:34,522 >> MM-HMM. 652 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,657 TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR WIN. 653 00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:40,615 OR...YOU CAN HAVE THESE 654 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,000 BALLOONS INSTEAD. 655 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,970 >> ♪ I WANT IT IN A WAY... 656 00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,655 ♪ I WANT IT 657 00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:52,445 ♪ I WANT YOU TO TAKE CONTROL 658 00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:54,998 >> BABY, ARE YOU CRYING? 659 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 >> WHAT? 660 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,720 GIRL, PBHT. PLEASE. 661 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,144 [ CHUCKLES ] 662 00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:00,857 I'M JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 663 00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,552 >> I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU, TOO. 664 00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:03,971 >> ♪ LIGHT THE CANDLES 665 00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:06,095 ♪ LET'S EXPLORE A PLACE... 666 00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,863 >> SO HAPPY. 667 00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:09,552 [ CHUCKLES ] 668 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:10,621 >> OKAY, WHAT'S UP WITH ALL 669 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,450 THE SECRECY, THOUGH? 670 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:13,338 >> Shh! DON'T TALK. 671 00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:14,764 JUST RELAX. 672 00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:16,308 YOU'LL GET YOUR SURPRISE SOON 673 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,000 ENOUGH, OKAY? 674 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,240 >> OKAY. 675 00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:21,341 >> OKAY. >> [ LOUD SMOOCH ] 676 00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:24,314 >> [ LOUD SMOOCH ] 677 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:28,520 >> ♪ I WANT YOU SO DEEP 678 00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:29,757 ♪ BOY, YOU CAN FEEL MY 679 00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:30,788 ♪HEARTBEAT ♪ 680 00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:34,903 ♪ I WANT YOU SO CLOSE 681 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:37,476 ♪ NEVER WANT TO LET YOU GO 682 00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:38,972 >> OOH. 683 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:39,965 DAMN. 684 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,515 >> WHAT'S UP, BOO? 685 00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:42,377 >> NOTHING, NOTHING. 686 00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:43,759 JUST -- JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE, 687 00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:44,998 JUST -- JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE, OKAY? 688 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,520 OKAY? 689 00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:50,927 OKAY? DAMN. 690 00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:56,311 DAMN. 691 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:57,210 WHOO. 692 00:16:57,206 --> 00:16:58,446 >> YO, MEL, WHAT'S GOING ON? 693 00:16:58,448 --> 00:16:59,688 COME ON! STOP TEASING ME. 694 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,069 >> OKAY, OKAY, I'M READY. 695 00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:03,238 I'M READY. 696 00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:04,961 >> ♪ LET WHAT YOU'RE GOING 697 00:17:04,964 --> 00:17:06,344 ♪TO BE ♪ 698 00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:09,244 ♪ JUST BECOME A PART OF ME 699 00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:11,001 ♪ IT'S LIKE WATER DRIPPING 700 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,830 ♪ OFF A ROSE 701 00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:13,587 >> DAMN. 702 00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:15,656 >> ♪ A SIGHT SO BEAUTIFUL 703 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:16,715 >> OH, YEAH. 704 00:17:16,723 --> 00:17:18,313 SOMEBODY'S BEEN PRACTICING. 705 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,550 YOU AIN'T NEVER USED YOUR TONGUE 706 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:20,340 THIS GOOD, MEL. 707 00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:22,284 >> I SAID, "DON'T TALK." 708 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,375 >> DAMN. 709 00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:26,658 >> ♪ MORNING STARS 710 00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:30,925 ♪ I WANT YOU SO DEEP 711 00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:32,171 ♪ BOY, YOU CAN FEEL 712 00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:32,972 ♪ MY HEARTBEAT 713 00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:37,065 ♪ YOU CAN FEEL MY HEARTBEAT 714 00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:39,588 ♪ NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO 715 00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:40,336 ♪ I WANT YOU SO DEEP 716 00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:41,384 >> WHAT? 717 00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:42,309 WHAT -- WHAT HAPPENED? 718 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,140 >> OH, GOD, DERWIN! 719 00:17:43,137 --> 00:17:44,027 FOR GOD'S SAKES! 720 00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:44,904 WHAT PART OF "BE QUIET" DON'T 721 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:45,756 YOU GET? 722 00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:46,858 OKAY, NOW, JUST SIT THERE AND 723 00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:48,002 SHUT UP UNTIL I COME BACK AND 724 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 MAKE LOVE TO YOU, YOU FREAKING 725 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000 MAKE LOVE TO YOU, YOU FREAKING PIECE-OF-CRAP CHEATING PIG! 726 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:59,620 PIECE-OF-CRAP CHEATING PIG! 727 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,000 OH, MY GOD. 728 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,380 >> DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? 729 00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:04,829 >> LOOK, ANTHEA, I AM SO SORRY. 730 00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:05,787 BUT I THOUGHT I COULD BE THIS 731 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,723 HIP, PROGRESSIVE, 732 00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:07,664 FORWARD-THINKING WOMAN, 733 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:08,855 BUT I AM NOT. 734 00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:10,592 WATCHING YOU KISS MY HUSBAND, IT 735 00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:13,476 DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL LIBERATED OR 736 00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:14,142 OPEN-MINDED. 737 00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:15,027 IT JUST MADE ME FEEL LIKE I 738 00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:15,974 WANTED TO HIT YOU UPSIDE THE 739 00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:16,825 HEAD WITH A GLASS BOTTLE AND 740 00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:17,477 KICK ALL YOUR TEETH IN. 741 00:18:17,482 --> 00:18:18,622 >> LOOK, LOOK. I GET IT. 742 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,900 TRUST ME. 743 00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:22,336 IF I HAD A MAN LIKE DERWIN DAVIS 744 00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:23,904 OR A WOMAN LIKE YOU, I WOULDN'T 745 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,586 WANT TO SHARE, EITHER. 746 00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:27,306 BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, 747 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,660 BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, YOU HAVE MY NUMBER. 748 00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:31,755 YOU HAVE MY NUMBER. 749 00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:33,238 >> ♪ DEEP 750 00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:34,241 ♪ BOY, YOU CAN FEEL 751 00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:34,931 ♪MY HEARTBEAT ♪ 752 00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:37,591 ♪ BOY, YOU CAN FEEL MY HEART 753 00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:39,236 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 754 00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:41,591 >> ♪ NEVER WANT TO LET YOU GO 755 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,586 ♪ I WANT YOU SO DEEP 756 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,686 ♪ DEEP 757 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,859 ♪ BOY, YOU CAN FEEL 758 00:18:46,862 --> 00:18:47,522 ♪ MY HEARTBEAT 759 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:50,587 >> [ Singsong voice ] I'M BACK. 760 00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:52,066 MM. 761 00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:55,068 >> ♪ NEVER WANT TO LET YOU GO 762 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,098 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 763 00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,413 [ SIGHS ] 764 00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:58,763 DOES THAT FEEL GOOD, BABY? 765 00:18:58,758 --> 00:18:59,518 [ CHUCKLES ] 766 00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,407 >> YEAH, IT WAS COOL. 767 00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:03,283 BUT DO HOW YOU WAS DOING BEFORE. 768 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,205 I LIKE THAT WAY BETTER. 769 00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:04,966 >> [ SCOFFS ] 770 00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:05,895 SHUT UP. 771 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,136 SHUT UP. >> WHA-- MEL? 772 00:19:08,186 --> 00:19:12,736 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46362

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