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>> ANYWAY I MISSED LIKE A DAY OR

IT WAS LIKE A WEEK OF WORK, AND

I COULDN'T EVEN PAY THE RENT.

>> [ SODA CAN OPENS ]

>> OH, MY BAD, MY BAD.

>> AND THAT'S, LIKE, WHEN

EVERYTHING, LIKE, GOT MESSED UP.

>> [ SLURPS ]

WHAT?

THE KITCHEN WAS OUT OF STRAWS.

>> MR. WRIGHT, YOU SEEM TO BE IN

PARTICULAR NEED FOR ATTENTION

TODAY.

PLEASE, TAKE THE FLOOR.

>> OH, NO, DAWG.

I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WE WOULD REALLY LIKE TO HEAR

YOUR PROBLEM.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I REALLY DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM,

BUT I CAN SEE BY LOOKING AT ALL

Y'ALL THAT Y'ALL DO, SO I AM

GLAD YOU'RE HERE, ESPECIALLY

YOU.

I SAW WHAT YOU DID ON TMZ.

YOU FILTHY.

>> HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO

SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO THIS?

>> EXACTLY.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

BORING.

>> I WAS REFERRING TO YOU.

>> MALIK, ONE CANNOT FIGHT ONE'S

ADDICTION UNTIL ONE IS PREPARED

TO CONFRONT ONE'S PROBLEM.

>> MMM.

MM-HMM.

YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT, DOC.

Y'ALL HEAR THAT, HUH?

NOW, GET ON OUT THERE AND KICK

SOME ADDICTION ASS.

>> WERE YOU A JACKASS BEFORE THE

DRUGS? HMM?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

I HAVE A MASSIVE HEADACHE RIGHT

NOW.

ANY OF Y'ALL DRUGGIES GOT SOME

ASPIRIN?

>> YOU CAN HAVE ONE AFTER GROUP.

LET'S MOVE ON TO SOMEONE ELSE,

AND WE'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.

BEN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE

FROM WHERE YOU LEFT OFF THIS

MORNING?

>> IF THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF

THEM STORIES ABOUT HIM BEING

MOLESTED BY HIS BABYSITTER, I'M

GONNA NEED THAT ASPIRIN STAT,

DOC.

DOC. >> ♪

>> ♪

>> SO BEFORE WE START THIS

SUBCOMMITTEE MEETING

I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT

SOMETHING THAT I REALLY --

>> UH-OH!

WAIT, HOLD UP, Y'ALL.

Y'ALL AREN'T GONNA BELIEVE WHO

THIS IS.

THIS IS RICK DAMN FOX.

HA!

YOU KNOW I USED TO DATE RICK,

RIGHT?

>> YEAH, UNTIL HE DUMPED YOUR

ASS.

>> AIN'T NOBODY DUMP NOBODY,

OKAY?

WE JUST GREW APART, JUST LIKE

BRAD AND JEN.

AIN'T NO HARD FEELINGS.

IGNORE.

>> UH, TASHA, I HATE TO BREAK

THIS UP, BUT WE REALLY NEED TO

MOVE ON.

>> OKAY, GO AHEAD, MOVE ON.

PLEASE, AIN'T NOBODY TRIPPING

OVER RICK FOX.

SHOOT, THAT BEEN A YEAR.

TASHA MACK GOT HER SOME FRESH

MEAT!

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> OKAY, GOOD.

SO, I HATE TO BRING THIS OUT

INTO THE OPEN, BUT IT NEEDS TO

BE ADDRESSED.

MIMI, YOU WERE CAUGHT CANOODLING

WITH ONE OF THE ARIZONA PLAYERS

AT THE ESPYs.

>> OOH!

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

I SAW YOU FLIPPING YOUR HAIR AND

BATTING YOUR EYELASHES WITH ONE

OF THE ENEMIES.

NOT ON MY WATCH.

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY EXPELLED FROM

THE SUNBEAMS UNTIL FURTHER

NOTICE.

SERGEANT-AT-ARMS?

>> HUSTLE IT OUT, HUSSY.

GO ON.

>> [ CELLPHONE BUZZING ]

>> OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

FOXY FACEBOOKING MY ASS NOW.

TELL A FRIEND.

>> WHAT, HE SENT YOU A MESSAGE?

>> MM-HMM, TALKING ABOUT HE

GONNA BE IN TOWN AND HE WANT TO

GO TO DINNER.

SEE THAT? ONCE YOU GO MACK, YOU

NEVER GO BACK.

>> I DON'T KNOW, TASHA.

MY MAMA ALWAYS SAID, "LEAVE THE

PAST IN THE PAST."

THAT WAY, YOU DON'T RE-CONTRACT

NOTHING.

>> YEAH, I SAY LEAVE WELL ENOUGH

ALONE.

I MEAN, YOU HAVE A NEW MAN, AND

DANTE IS GREAT.

HE'S CUTE, HE'S SMART, HE'S

FUNNY, AND YOU CAN'T HELP BUT

PINCH HIS CHUBBY-WUBBY,

ITTY-BITTY, LITTLE BABY CHEEKS.

>> EH, EH, EH.

BACK OFF MY BABY'S CHEEKS, ALL

RIGHT?

>> TASHA, I'M JUST SAYING DON'T

RUIN THIS.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU THIS HAPPY

AND YOUTHFUL SINCE...

WELL, EVER.

>> TRUE.

>> WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I NEED

TO GO SHOW RICK'S FLAT-FOOTED,

PRETTY ASS ALL THAT HE'S

MISSING.

>> KNOCK, KNOCK!

>> UH-OH!

>> OH, MY GOD, KELLY, WHAT ARE

YOU DOING HERE?

>> I HEARD ABOUT YOUR CHARITY

EVENT, HATS FOR THE HOBOS --

CATCHY -- AND I WANTED TO MAKE A

DONATION.

>> AW!

>> GIRL, THIS IS A SUNBEAM

MEETING, NOT A REALITY SHOW.

PLUS, I DON'T DO FREE SHOWS.

ASK JUVON.

>> WELL, I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD

BE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR THE

WORLD TO SEE ALL THE GOOD THAT

THE SUNBEAMS DO.

>> OH, IF ONLY THERE WERE MORE

PEOPLE LIKE YOU, THIS WORLD

WOULD BE, YOU KNOW, BETTER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

I BID YOU ALL ADIEU.

>> BYE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> UM, SO, FIRST ORDER OF

BUSINESS -- CARPOOLING AT THE

GAMES.

>> OH!

DID YOU JUST SAY CARPOOLING?

UM, JUST AN EENSY SUGGESTION.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET ONE OF

THOSE PARTY BUSES.

THEY'RE INEXPENSIVE AND, BEST

OF ALL, YOU CAN DRINK ON THEM.

>> OH, MY GOD, KELLY.

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

>> MM-HMM, WE COULD ALWAYS COUNT

ON YOU FOR SOME CHEAP-ASS IDEAS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> AW, YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> HMM?

>> I GOT A SPECIAL HAT JUST FOR

YOU, TASHA, TO COVER UP THOSE

GRAYS.

>> OH, OKAY.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUST A

SKI MASK FOR THOSE CROW'S-FEET

OF YOURS?

>> OH, TASHA.

ALWAYS BRINGING A GUN TO A KNIFE

FIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

I'M GONNA GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR

NOW.

CALL ME LATER.

>> BYE.

>> BYE.

>> BYE.

>> HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD RENT ONE

OF THOSE BUSES FOR GIRLS' NIGHT

OUT.

>> OH, MY GOD!

YOU GUYS STILL DO GIRLS' NIGHT

OUT?

REMEMBER THE ONE AT BAXTER'S?

>> OH, I REMEMBER YOUR ASS

FLATLINED, TOO.

>> OH, YEAH, AND THEN, AFTER

THEY REVIVED ME, WE ALL PARTIED

WITH THE EMTs.

>> OH, YEAH!

>> OH, YEAH! [ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> YO, STEMS!

HEY, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU

FOR MONOPOLIZING THE

CONVERSATION IN GROUP TODAY.

BEING A STAR ATHLETE, SOMETIMES,

YOU KNOW, THEY WANT TO PUT ALL

THE ATTENTION ON ME.

[ CHUCKLES ]

IT'S A GIFT AND A CURSE, BUT,

LOOK, I GOT A COUPLE MINUTES

BEFORE I HIT THIS PARCHEESI

TABLE, SO IF YOU WANT TO SHARE

YOUR LITTLE FEELINGS WITH ME,

SHARE ON.

>> ARE YOU TRYING TO BONE ME?

>> OH. NOW, THAT DEPENDS.

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET BONED?

>> UM, NO.

I'M HERE TO GET HELP, BUT

OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT.

>> OKAY. LOOK, SWEETHEART.

>> IT'S JENNA.

JUST JENNA.

>> OKAY.

JUST JENNA, I'M GONNA LET YOU IN

ON A LITTLE SECRET.

I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM.

>> OF COURSE YOU DON'T.

>> I'M JUST DOING THIS LITTLE

TIGER WOODS STUNT FOR THE GOOD

P.R.

YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD, BUT

RECENTLY, I GOT INTO A LITTLE

SCUFFLE WITH A COP.

KILLED HIM.

>> REALLY?

>> WELL, I COULD HAVE KILLED

HIM. [ CHUCKLES ]

BUT THE POINT IS, I'M JUST DOING

THIS AS A HOW-TO, SO I FIGURE,

HEY, I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT

GOOD FOR YOU, MAKE IT GOOD FOR

ME, AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> OKAY, TIGER.

YOU KNOW, KICKING AN ADDICTION

ISN'T FUN.

YOU DON'T THINK I'D RATHER BE ON

A RUNWAY IN MILAN?

I'M A DAMN SUPERMODEL, MALIK.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

I KNEW I KNEW FROM YOU

SOMEWHERE.

KINGMAGAZINE, MARCH 2010,

POSED WITH A PIT BULL.

>> KING?

OKAY, DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS,

BUT I'VE BEEN ON THE COVER OF

ITALIAN VOGUE, W, MODE.

>> OH, WELL, YO, HOLLA AT YOUR

BOY IF YOU WANT THAT KING

HOOKUP.

>> I PREFER NOT TO HOLLA WITH

YOU FOR THE REST OF THE TIME

WE'RE HERE.

>> OKAY, SO WHAT?

WE JUST GONNA HOOK UP WHEN WE

LEAVE?

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

>> MALIK, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

>> HAS ANYBODY EVER TOLD YOU

YOU'RE ANNOYING?

>> YES, OFTEN, BUT THIS IS NOT

ABOUT ME.

I'M CONCERNED THAT YOU ARE NOT

SERIOUS ABOUT CONFRONTING YOUR

PROBLEM, AND I CANNOT, IN GOOD

CONSCIENCE, ALLOW YOU TO

CONTINUE TO DISRUPT MY OTHER

PATIENTS WHO ARE SERIOUS ABOUT

THEIR RECOVERIES.

>> HMM.

OKAY, NO, NO, NO, I GET IT, DOC.

JUST LAY LOW, STAY AWAY FROM THE

DRUGGIES.

>> ARE YOU AWARE THAT, ON YOUR

ADMISSION SCREENING, YOU TESTED

POSITIVE FOR OPIATES?

>> OPIATE?

NO, YOU BETTER RETEST YOUR TEST,

DOC, 'CAUSE I AIN'T NEVER HAD NO

OPIATES.

NOW, MAYBE A VICODIN EVERY NOW

AND THEN.

>> VICODIN ARE OPIATES.

LOOK, THERE IS NO SHAME IN YOUR

ADDICTION.

WE'RE NOT HERE TO JUDGE YOU,

ONLY TO HELP YOU HEAL.

BUT I'M AFRAID, UNTIL YOU CAN

ADMIT TO YOURSELF THAT YOU HAVE

A PROBLEM, THERE IS NO SENSE IN

YOU BEING HERE.

>> WHOA.

SO WHAT, YOU KICKING ME OUT?

>> NO, MALIK.

YOU ARE WELCOME TO BE HERE.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

HASTA LA VISTA.

>> OUR DOOR WILL ALWAYS BE OPEN

TO YOU, MALIK.

TO YOU, MALIK. >> YEAH, DON'T WAIT UP.

>> YEAH, DON'T WAIT UP.

>> CECILIA!

MM-HMM.

>> MM-MM-MMM.

DAMN.

ALL THIS FOR THE SUNBEAMS?

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, GIRLS' NIGHT

OUT.

>> YOU BETTER SAVE SOME FOR

DADDY.

>> I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT GONNA

CALL YOU DADDY, OKAY?

NOW, MY PET NAME FOR YOU IS

GONNA BE EITHER CARAMEL CUTIE OR

SIX-PACK PURSE.

MMM!

SO, WHAT YOU TINKERING WITH?

>> OH, THERE WAS AN IGNITION

ISSUE WITH YOUR FIREPLACE, SO I

THOUGHT I'D TAKE CARE OF IT FOR

YOU.

>> WOW.

YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME, DANTE.

>> NEXT, I'M GONNA UPGRADE YOUR

iTUNES.

>> OOH!

PUT SOME FREDDIE JACKSON ON

THERE?

>> AND THEN BRING IT HOME WITH A

LITTLE JESSE OSBORNE.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

SO, WHAT YOU GONNA GET INTO

TONIGHT?

>> JUST CHILLIN'.

GONNA LAY UP HERE, POP SOME

POPCORN, WATCH A MOVIE.

>> WOW.

SOUNDS REALLY NICE.

>> JUST HURRY HOME.

>> I WILL, I WILL.

LOOK, I'M GONNA BE HOME BEFORE

INTERMISSION, OKAY?

>> I THOUGHT YOU WAS PULLING AN

ALL-NIGHTER.

>> I WAS, BUT I'D RATHER HURRY

HOME TO YOU, OKAY?

BYE.

[ SIGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]

>> [ SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT ] >> [ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> [ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Together: SUNBEAMS!

>> MMM.

>> WHOO!

OH, MY GOD.

IT'S KELLY.

SHE'S HERE.

I'M GONNA TEXT HER WE'RE IN

V.I.P.

>> OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

DON'T BE BRINGING THAT DESPERATE

GIRL UP IN HERE.

THIS EVENT IS FOR SUNBEAMS ONLY.

AND I BANGED HER HUSBAND.

>> YOU BANG EVERYBODY'S HUSBAND.

>> TRUE, TRUE, BUT THE POINT IS,

WE DON'T NEED KELLY UP IN HERE

WITH ALL THEM DAMN CAMERAS.

I DON'T NEED ME AND MY HUSBAND'S

DIRT BROADCAST ALL OVER SOME

REALITY SHOW.

>> COME ON, SHE'S OUR FRIEND.

AND NOT TO MENTION, SHE'S A

FORMER SUNBEAM PRESIDENT.

>> MNH-MNH.

MAYBE SHE'S ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS,

BUT SHE AIN'T ONE OF US ANYMORE.

>> I AGREE.

SUNBEAMS ARE EXCLUSIVE.

WIVES, DESIGNATED GIRLFRIENDS,

AND RECOGNIZED BABY MAMAS ONLY.

RIGHT?

>> EXACTLY.

>> WELL, TECHNICALLY, BUT --

>> UNH-UNH.

LOOK, MELANIE, YOU'RE THE NEW

SUNBEAM PRESIDENT, AND YOU'RE

BIG ON ENFORCING RULES, SO GET

TO ENFORCING.

TELL YOUR GIRL THIS IS FOR

SUNBEAMS ONLY.

>> [ WHIMPERS ]

>> COME ON, MELANIE.

PARTY PERSON WAITING TO GET IN.

>> UM, KELLY, I-I CAN'T.

>> YOU CAN'T WHAT?

>> WELL, I-I CAN'T --

KELLY, I CAN'T --

KELLY, I CAN'T...

BELIEVE THOSE SHOES!

OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE AMAZING.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON?

>> YOU LOOK GREAT.

>> THANK YOU.

SO DO YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

HI, LADIES.

WHAT ARE WE DRINKING?

>> DO YOU WANT SOME?

>> [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> [ GROANS ]

AH, HIT ME UP WITH ANOTHER ONE.

WHOO!

I'M CELEBRATING TONIGHT, BABY.

MALIK WRIGHT'S BACK IN THE REAL

WORLD.

AND EVEN IF THE WORLD AIN'T ALL

THAT REAL, I'M WITH THAT, ALSO.

HA!

>> HEY, YO, MAN, IT'S ABOUT THAT

TIME, BRO.

>> WHOO, SOMEBODY CALL THE REHAB

PO-PO.

I GOT AN ENABLER.

HE'S ENABLING ME.

>> ARE THOSE FOR SHARING?

>> NO, BABY, THESE WORK-RELATED.

>> WHAT, LIKE PAIN PILLS?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

NOBODY GIVES A DAMN WHAT A

FOOTBALL PLAYER GOT TO DO, AS

LONG AS HE ENTERTAINING Y'ALL.

OH, LOOK AT THIS BASTARD.

>> HEY, YO, D., WHAT UP, BIG

DOG?

>> SIT YOUR CHIPPER ASS DOWN.

WRANGLE UP THESE CHICKS AND TAKE

WRANGLE UP THESE CHICKS AND TAKE THEM TO THE HOUSE.

THEM TO THE HOUSE.

HEY, EVERYBODY!

Y'ALL SEE WHO IT IS, DON'T YOU?

IT'S DERWIN DING-A-LING DAVIS.

DERWINEUS RAXMUS.

DER, WHERE THE HELL WERE YA?

>> MALIK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

HERE?

>> DESTROYING HIS CAREER.

>> WELL, DAWG, YOU DON'T NEED TO

WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE HELL I'M

DOING, OKAY?

THE QUESTION IS, WHAT THE HELL

WERE YOU DOING THE OTHER DAY?

'CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOUR ASS

WASN'T DOING.

YOU WASN'T HAVING MY BACK IN MY

PRESS CONFERENCE.

>> OH, YOU WEREN'T THERE?

I WAS THERE. YOU DIDN'T SEE ME.

>> JUST SHUT UP.

>> OKAY.

>> OH, MAN, THAT'S MY BAD.

I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT IT.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, DAWG?

YOU CAN MISS ME WITH ALL THEM

DAMN EXCUSES, OKAY?

I'M DONE WITH YOUR FAKE-ASS

FRIENDSHIP, HOMEY.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

MAYBE AFTER REHAB, YOU SHOULD

TRY A LITTLE ANGER MANAGEMENT.

>> GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, HOMEY.

>> UH, MALIK, WHY DON'T YOU CALM

DOWN?

>> WHY DON'T YOU STOP TELLING ME

WHAT TO DO, DAWG?

>> COME ON, NOW.

>> YO, MAN, I AIN'T YOUR SON,

OKAY?

DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME

AGAIN.

>> ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE ARE

WATCHING.

>> OH, GREAT, EVERYBODY'S

WATCHING. Y'ALL WATCHING?

SO, LET'S GIVE THEM A SHOW.

>> OH!

OH, THESE CRAZY KIDS.

THESE CRAZY KIDS ARE ALWAYS

ROUGHHOUSING.

IT'S WHAT THEY DO.

[ LAUGHS ]

ALWAYS ROUGHHOUSING.

[ GROANS ]

ALL RIGHT, LAUGH, JUST LAUGH.

>> WHAT?

>> JUST LAUGH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MAN, THIS IS WHAT WE DO.

OH, MAN, THIS IS WHAT WE DO.

>> [ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> OOH, EXCUSE ME.

I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER MARTINI

WHILE I'M WAITING, OKAY?

>> MAKE THAT TWO.

>> OH, PERFECT.

YOUR PARTY'S ARRIVED.

>> YEAH, YEAH, UH...

GET ME THAT FRENCH MARTINI,

IMMEDIATELY.

NOW.

>> MAY I?

OR ARE YOU SAVING THIS FOR

SOMEONE ELSE?

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?

YOUR CELLPHONE WAS OFF, WHICH

MUST HAVE BEEN WHY RICK FOX

CALLED THE HOUSE.

APPARENTLY, HE COULDN'T REACH

YOU, EITHER.

OH, BY THE WAY, HE'S NOT COMING.

THEY PUSHED UP THE "DANCING WITH

THE STARS" TOUR, SO HE SAID

HE'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU SOME

OTHER TIME.

>> DANTE, LOOK, THIS IS NOT WHAT

IT LOOKS LIKE.

>> REALLY?

'CAUSE IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU

GOT ALL CARRIE BRADSHAWED UP TO

GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOUR

EX-BOYFRIEND.

>> I JUST NEEDED TO SHOW RICK

THAT I MOVED ON, THAT'S IT.

>> AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO SHOW

HIM THAN AT 10:00 AT NIGHT OVER

COCKTAILS IN -- IN YOUR

PEEK-A-BOO DRESS?

>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, OKAY?

THE BREAKUP I HAD WITH RICK, IT

WAS TRAUMATIZING, AND I JUST

NEEDED TO FIND SOME CLOSURE.

>> WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE TOLD ME

THIS?

>> BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK YOU

WOULD UNDERSTAND, DANTE.

COME ON, IT'S RICK FOX.

>> AND?

I'M DANTE YOUNG.

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

YOU CONSISTENTLY UNDERESTIMATE

ME.

YEAH.

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY MATURITY,

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY COMMITMENT,

AND FRANKLY, YOU UNDERESTIMATE

THE FACT THAT I TOLERATE YOUR

NONSENSE.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, I WON'T BE

NEEDING THAT COCKTAIL AFTER ALL,

NEEDING THAT COCKTAIL AFTER ALL, MAN.

MAN.

HERE'S YOUR KEY.

LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE NEEDING

LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE NEEDING THAT, EITHER.

THAT, EITHER.

>> [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> MELANIE, YOU'RE LOSING YOUR

PARTY.

IN THE FUTURE, I'VE GOT TWO

WORDS FOR YOU -- CHEESE DOODLES.

>> NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

COME ON.

COME ON, STAY.

PLEASE, BE A GOOD SPORT.

IT'S STILL EARLY!

>> HMM, SOMEBODY'S PARTY IS A

BUST.

[ LAUGHS ]

BUT DON'T WORRY, SWEETIE.

MY FIRST YEAR AS SUNBEAM

PRESIDENT WAS ROUGH, TOO.

JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE TIME.

I'M SURE YOU'LL GET THE HANG OF

IT.

>> WHAT?

>> I SAID, "I'M SURE YOU'LL GET

THE HANG OF IT."

>> EXCUSE ME.

>> I SAID --

>> NO, I HEARD YOU, KELLY.

THIS IS NOT MY FAULT, AND THIS

IS NOT YOUR ALCOHOL.

THIS IS RESERVED FOR SUNBEAM

MEMBERS ONLY.

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, YOU

ARE NO LONGER A SUNBEAM.

>> COME ON, MELANIE.

JUST BECAUSE YOUR PARTY'S LAME

DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO THROW A

TANTRUM.

>> NO ONE'S THROWING A TANTRUM.

NO ONE, NO ONE, NO ONE.

AND PEOPLE DIDN'T LEAVE BECAUSE

THE PARTY IS LAME.

THEY LEFT BECAUSE YOU MADE THEM

FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.

>> OH, SO THE CAMERAS ARE

BUGGING PEOPLE?

[ SCOFFS ]

>> IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE

CAMERAS, KELLY.

YOU SHOWED UP AT THE SUNBEAM

MEETING UNINVITED, AND I LET IT

SLIDE IN THE NAME OF CHARITY.

BUT NOW YOU SHOW UP AT OUR PARTY

AGAIN UNINVITED, AND YOU'RE NO

LONGER A SUNBEAM ANYMORE.

YOU ARE STARTING TO LOOK

PATHETIC, AND EVERYONE'S SAYING

IT.

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

IS THAT HOW YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT

ME BEHIND MY BACK?

WHY NOT JUST HAVE THE COURAGE TO

SAY IT TO MY FACE?

>> OKAY.

WELL, TRUTHFULLY, I THINK YOU'RE

HANGING ON TO THE SUNBEAMS AND

SABERS AND, IN SOME WEIRD WAY,

JASON.

I THINK MAYBE YOU NEED TO MOVE

ON.

>> WELL, I GUESS SNOOKI WAS

RIGHT.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU

GET FAMOUS.

SOME FRIENDS MAKE THE JOURNEY

WITH YOU, AND SOME ARE SO

JEALOUS, YOU'VE GOT TO LEAVE

THEM BEHIND.

COME ON, DANNY.

TIME TO LEAVE THESE HATERS

TIME TO LEAVE THESE HATERS BEHIND.

BEHIND.

BEHIND. DANNY!

DANNY!

>> MALIK.

MALIK.

>> J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> HELLO.

>> [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

>> YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?

>> JASON PITTS EXCLUSIVE.

>> JASON, THIS IS NOT GOOD, MAN.

I COULD LOSE MY CAREER OVER

THIS.

>> YEAH, YEAH, YOU COULD.

DON'T FORGET YOUR ENDORSEMENTS.

THEY'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO.

>> MAN, THIS IS TERRIBLE, MAN.

GET IN THERE, WAKE HIM UP.

>> STOP, STOP, RELAX.

RELAX, EVERYTHING'S GONNA WORK

OUT...

ASSUMING HE DOESN'T SUE YOU

OR DIE.

'CAUSE HE'S STILL OUT, MAN.

THESE THINGS ARE NORMALLY LIKE,

ONE, TWO, AND YOU'RE UP.

IT'S BEEN 10 MINUTES.

I THINK THE MEDICAL TERM AT THIS

POINT IS COMA.

>> OH, MY GOD.

WHY DO I HIT SO HARD?

>> I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

>> HEY!

>> WHOA! WHOA!

>> GREAT NEWS -- NOT A COMA.

THAT'S GOOD.

STOP, STOP. RELAX.

CHILL OUT, CHILL OUT.

ALL RIGHT, SETTLE DOWN, SETTLE

DOWN, SETTLE DOWN, SETTLE DOWN.

>> HE SUCKER-PUNCHED ME.

>> YOU WAS IN MID-SWING.

I DIDN'T SUCKER-PUNCH YOU.

>> EXACTLY WHAT A SUCKER-PUNCHER

WOULD SAY.

YOU'RE SHADY-ASS FIGHTER, AND

YOU A SHADIER FRIEND.

>> MALIK, HOW MANY TIMES I GOT

TO TELL YOU THAT I'M SORRY

'CAUSE I DIDN'T MAKE THE PRESS

CONFERENCE?

LISTEN, I HAD A CHOICE TO MAKE.

IT WAS EITHER YOU OR ME,

AND I CHOSE MY CAREER.

I REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY, YOU

WOULD'VE DID THE SAME DAMN

THING, UNTIL YOU LOST YOUR

COTTON-PICKING MIND.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

SETTLE DOWN, SETTLE DOWN, SETTLE

DOWN, CALMING DOWN, WE'RE

CALMING DOWN.

>> YOU KNOW IT'S CHANGED, J.

>> WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD.

GOOD.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

VERY CALMLY AND QUIETLY, TAKE

YOUR ASS BACK TO REHAB --

YOUR ASS BACK TO REHAB -- >> I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE, MAN.

>> I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE, MAN.

>> MALIK, OPEN THE --

>> GO TO HELL!

>> OKAY.

>> UM, MALIK, LISTEN TO ME.

WE ARE TAKING YOU BACK TO REHAB,

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T GO, THEY ARE

GONNA PUT YOU IN JAIL.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

JAIL.

THAT'S GONNA BE THE END OF YOUR

CAREER, AND I KNOW THAT'S NOT

WHAT YOU WANT.

>> I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY DO TO

ME.

>> YEAH, WE GET IT, MAN.

YOU DON'T CARE.

YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING

THESE DAYS -- THE TEAM, JAIL,

YOUR CAREER, TEE TEE.

>> LISTEN, MALIK, I DON'T KNOW

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, BUT

THIS IS NOT THE $40-MILLION KID

THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE.

>> I'M GOOD, MAN.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.

GOD, MAN.

>> YOU DON'T SOUND GOOD, MAN.

LOOK, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS, WE

WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU, BUT

YOU NEED SOME REAL HELP.

>> YEAH, MALIK.

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, WE

ARE TAKING YOU BACK TO REHAB.

MALIK.

>> COME ON, MAN.

>> COME ON, MAN. >> ♪

>> ♪

♪ I DON'T WANT TO LIVE

♪ LIKE THIS NO MORE

♪ HEAVEN IS KNOCKING

♪ ON MY DOOR

♪ TAKE ME AWAY, AWAY, AWAY

♪ TAKE ME AWAY, AWAY, AWAY

♪ I DON'T WANT TO LIVE

♪ LIKE THIS NO MORE

♪ HEAVEN IS KNOCKING

♪ ON MY DOOR

♪ TAKE ME AWAY, AWAY, AWAY

♪ TAKE ME AWAY, AWAY

♪ 'CAUSE I JUST WANT TO GO

♪ 'CAUSE I JUST WANT TO GO ♪ AH, AH, GO ♪

♪ AH, AH, GO ♪

♪ AH, AH, GO ♪ >> ♪

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