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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,862 --> 00:00:03,722 >> L'CHAIM! 2 00:00:03,724 --> 00:00:05,344 >> BOOYAKASHA! 3 00:00:05,344 --> 00:00:07,314 >> iAY, CARAMBA! 4 00:00:07,310 --> 00:00:08,070 >> THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING, 5 00:00:08,068 --> 00:00:08,718 MELANIE. 6 00:00:08,724 --> 00:00:09,484 >> NO. 7 00:00:09,482 --> 00:00:10,172 >> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 8 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:10,762 YOU'RE DOING. 9 00:00:10,758 --> 00:00:11,518 >> BUT WE KNOW WHEN IT'S WRONG, 10 00:00:11,517 --> 00:00:12,067 SWEETIE. 11 00:00:12,068 --> 00:00:12,688 >> OKAY? 12 00:00:12,689 --> 00:00:13,309 >> MM-HMM. 13 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:14,000 >> WHATEVER. 14 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,380 >> SO, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 15 00:00:15,379 --> 00:00:16,029 IS BABY MAMA STILL ON THE 16 00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:16,693 WARPATH? 17 00:00:16,689 --> 00:00:17,339 >> UGH. 18 00:00:17,344 --> 00:00:18,074 I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO TALK 19 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:19,278 ABOUT HER. 20 00:00:19,275 --> 00:00:20,025 THAT'S GIRL'S GOT ME CONDEMNED 21 00:00:20,034 --> 00:00:22,624 TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY. 22 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:23,450 I MISS MY BRUNCH. 23 00:00:23,448 --> 00:00:24,378 >> GIRL, CHURCH IS GOOD FOR YOUR 24 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:25,619 BAD ASS, OKAY? 25 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:26,660 MIGHT TEACH YOU TO KEEP Q-TIPS 26 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:28,025 AWAY FROM OTHER FOLKS' BABIES. 27 00:00:28,034 --> 00:00:28,724 >> WHATEVER. 28 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:29,554 I'M SO SICK OF HER PUTTING HER 29 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:30,861 STUPID HOOKS IN DERWIN. 30 00:00:30,862 --> 00:00:31,692 IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT HE HAD TO 31 00:00:31,689 --> 00:00:32,829 SPEND TIME WITH HER JUST SO SHE 32 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,027 CAN VISIT D.J. 33 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,454 BUT NOW SHE'S GOT HIM IN COURT 34 00:00:35,448 --> 00:00:38,378 EVERY DAY FOR HOURS ON END. 35 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:40,209 >> OOH, BUMMER! 36 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:42,826 >> WOMP, WOMP. 37 00:00:42,827 --> 00:00:43,687 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 38 00:00:43,689 --> 00:00:45,069 WHAT YOU ABOUT TO SAY? 39 00:00:45,068 --> 00:00:48,478 >> iAY, DIOS MíO! 40 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,412 >> JUST DRINK. 41 00:00:49,413 --> 00:00:50,933 JUST DRINK, MELANIE, PLEASE. 42 00:00:50,931 --> 00:00:51,971 JUST DRINK. 43 00:00:51,965 --> 00:00:53,235 [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:00:53,241 --> 00:00:54,001 >> I REALLY DO FEEL BAD FOR 45 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,790 DERWIN. 46 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:55,593 ALL OF THIS CUSTODY B.S. IS SO 47 00:00:55,586 --> 00:00:57,546 STRESSFUL ON HIM. 48 00:00:57,551 --> 00:00:58,521 AND THE SEASON'S ABOUT TO START 49 00:00:58,517 --> 00:00:59,897 SOON, AND THAT WITCH HAS MY BABY 50 00:00:59,896 --> 00:01:01,516 JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS. 51 00:01:01,517 --> 00:01:02,307 >> OH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK! 52 00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:03,070 WATCH DADDY. 53 00:01:03,068 --> 00:01:03,898 WATCH DADDY JUMP THROUGH THE 54 00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:04,616 HOOP. 55 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:05,380 >> YOU READY? YOU READY?! 56 00:01:05,379 --> 00:01:06,409 AAH! 57 00:01:06,413 --> 00:01:07,383 READY? 58 00:01:07,379 --> 00:01:08,689 READY? BOOM! 59 00:01:08,689 --> 00:01:09,999 BOOM! 60 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,690 BOOM! >> ♪ 61 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:21,599 >> ♪ 62 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:22,313 >> HEY. 63 00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:23,340 >> HEY. 64 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:26,284 AW, ROUGH DAY IN COURT, HUH? 65 00:01:26,275 --> 00:01:27,655 >> YEAH, MEL. 66 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:28,925 BUT, YOU KNOW, MANAGED TO GET 67 00:01:28,931 --> 00:01:30,211 THROUGH IT. 68 00:01:30,206 --> 00:01:31,926 >> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU LET WIFEY 69 00:01:31,931 --> 00:01:33,001 MAKE IT ALL BETTER? 70 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 >> OOH. MMM. 71 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,210 MY BABY'S GOT SKILLS. 72 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:37,546 >> YEAH. 73 00:01:37,551 --> 00:01:38,341 EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT HER 74 00:01:38,344 --> 00:01:39,174 STRESSING YOU OUT, IT JUST 75 00:01:39,172 --> 00:01:40,902 PISSES ME OFF. 76 00:01:40,896 --> 00:01:41,786 I JUST WANT MY HUSBAND BACK. 77 00:01:41,793 --> 00:01:43,173 >> YEAH. 78 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:44,592 IT PISSES ME OFF, TOO. 79 00:01:44,586 --> 00:01:45,476 >> OH. 80 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:47,002 >> OH, GOD. 81 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:47,900 YOU KNOW, BUT I GOT TO DEAL WITH 82 00:01:47,896 --> 00:01:49,856 HER, MEL, IF I WANT TO SEE D.J. 83 00:01:49,862 --> 00:01:50,592 >> WELL, IS SHE GONNA LET US 84 00:01:50,586 --> 00:01:53,896 TAKE D.J. TO DISNEYLAND? 85 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:55,586 >> I DON'T KNOW. 86 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:56,966 IT'S A REAL DELICATE SITUATION. 87 00:01:56,965 --> 00:01:58,065 >> WELL, I KNOW, DERWIN, BUT 88 00:01:58,068 --> 00:01:59,028 THIS IS THE LAST WEEKEND FOR THE 89 00:01:59,034 --> 00:02:00,794 LIGHT SHOW, AND IF WE DON'T GO, 90 00:02:00,793 --> 00:02:02,213 I'M GO-- 91 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:05,656 I MEAN, D.J. IS GONNA MISS IT. 92 00:02:05,655 --> 00:02:07,585 >> OKAY. I'LL ASK HER. 93 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:08,406 BUT DON'T GO DUSTING OFF YOUR 94 00:02:08,413 --> 00:02:09,243 MINNIE EARS YET. 95 00:02:09,241 --> 00:02:10,071 YOU KNOW HOW JANAY IS. 96 00:02:10,068 --> 00:02:11,278 >> OH, I WON'T. 97 00:02:11,275 --> 00:02:12,305 AND THEY'RE GOOFY EARS, THANK 98 00:02:12,310 --> 00:02:13,410 YOU. 99 00:02:13,413 --> 00:02:14,213 [ SQUEALS ] 100 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:16,186 I'M SO EXCITED! AAH! 101 00:02:16,189 --> 00:02:17,029 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING? 102 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:17,974 >> WHAT'S UP, BABY? 103 00:02:17,965 --> 00:02:19,405 >> I'M SO TIRED OF MY RIDE. 104 00:02:19,413 --> 00:02:20,103 >> WHAT? 105 00:02:20,103 --> 00:02:20,933 YOUR RIDE IS FLY. 106 00:02:20,931 --> 00:02:21,831 >> I KNOW, BUT I THINK I'D BE 107 00:02:21,827 --> 00:02:23,787 MORE FLY IN THAT NEW MASERATI. 108 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:25,073 >> GIRL, YOU'D BE MORE FLY 109 00:02:25,068 --> 00:02:25,968 DRIVING A BUCKET. 110 00:02:25,965 --> 00:02:27,065 >> HA! 111 00:02:27,068 --> 00:02:27,858 >> BESIDES, YOU CAN'T BREAK YOUR 112 00:02:27,862 --> 00:02:28,692 LEASE. 113 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:29,929 >> BUMP THAT. 114 00:02:29,931 --> 00:02:30,931 I'LL TAKE THE PENALTIES. 115 00:02:30,931 --> 00:02:32,141 LOOK, MAMA DESERVES A PRESENT 116 00:02:32,137 --> 00:02:33,617 'CAUSE MAMA BEEN GOOD. 117 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:34,790 I BEEN REAL GOOD. 118 00:02:34,793 --> 00:02:36,933 >> YOU HAVE BEEN GOOD, MAMA. 119 00:02:36,931 --> 00:02:38,341 OH, WOW. 120 00:02:38,344 --> 00:02:39,244 >> I GOT IT, BABY. 121 00:02:39,241 --> 00:02:41,281 >> NO, BABE, I GOT THIS. 122 00:02:41,275 --> 00:02:42,655 I DON'T NEED YOU TO PAY. 123 00:02:42,655 --> 00:02:43,995 I KNOW YOU'RE AN EXPENSIVE GIRL, 124 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,030 BUT, YOU KNOW, WE DON'T HAVE TO 125 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,524 JUST FIVE-STAR IT EVERY NIGHT. 126 00:02:48,517 --> 00:02:49,927 I MEAN, SURF AND TURF THREE 127 00:02:49,931 --> 00:02:51,031 TIMES A WEEK? 128 00:02:51,034 --> 00:02:52,284 IT'S A BIT DECADENT. 129 00:02:52,275 --> 00:02:53,165 >> DECADENT? 130 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:55,032 WELL, HEY, WE GOT TO EAT. 131 00:02:55,034 --> 00:02:55,904 >> YEAH, BUT YOU ONLY EAT YOUR 132 00:02:55,896 --> 00:02:56,656 SURF. 133 00:02:56,655 --> 00:02:57,685 YOU NEVER EVEN TOUCH YOUR TURF. 134 00:02:57,689 --> 00:02:58,549 >> WELL, I LIKE THE WAY THE 135 00:02:58,551 --> 00:02:59,381 STEAK JUICE TASTES ON MY 136 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,549 LOBSTER. 137 00:03:00,551 --> 00:03:01,311 I'M SERIOUS. 138 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:02,100 HAVE YOU TRIED IT? 139 00:03:02,103 --> 00:03:02,933 THIS IS DELICIOUS. 140 00:03:02,931 --> 00:03:04,001 ANYWAY, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT 141 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,280 MAKE? 142 00:03:05,275 --> 00:03:06,235 HELL, I GOT PLENTY OF MONEY, I 143 00:03:06,241 --> 00:03:07,101 WORK HARD, AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE 144 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,833 TO APOLOGIZE FOR SPENDING IT. 145 00:03:08,827 --> 00:03:09,997 >> YOU MEAN WASTING IT. 146 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,140 >> WHY? 147 00:03:11,137 --> 00:03:11,967 'CAUSE I LIKE LOBSTER A LA 148 00:03:11,965 --> 00:03:12,895 STEAK? 149 00:03:12,896 --> 00:03:13,686 >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR LEASE? 150 00:03:13,689 --> 00:03:15,139 >> WHAT ABOUT IT? 151 00:03:15,137 --> 00:03:16,027 DANTE, ARE YOU COUNTING MY 152 00:03:16,034 --> 00:03:17,004 MONEY? 153 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:17,720 >> I'M -- 154 00:03:17,724 --> 00:03:18,554 I'M NOT COUNTING YOUR MONEY. 155 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:19,481 >> OKAY, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD 156 00:03:19,482 --> 00:03:20,722 'CAUSE I'M RICH. 157 00:03:20,724 --> 00:03:21,594 I CAN BUY WHATEVER I DAMN WELL 158 00:03:21,586 --> 00:03:22,406 PLEASE. 159 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:23,213 >> YOU'RE HOOD RICH. 160 00:03:23,206 --> 00:03:24,406 >> AND PROUD OF IT. 161 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,143 >> LISTEN, YOU'RE MISSING THE 162 00:03:25,137 --> 00:03:25,857 POINT. 163 00:03:25,862 --> 00:03:26,662 >> WHAT IS THE POINT? 164 00:03:26,655 --> 00:03:27,375 >> YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL. 165 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:28,069 >> I KNOW THAT. 166 00:03:28,068 --> 00:03:29,098 >> THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S COOL, 167 00:03:29,103 --> 00:03:30,313 PERFECT, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO 168 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,550 THROW IT IN EVERYBODY'S FACE. 169 00:03:31,551 --> 00:03:32,481 THAT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK. 170 00:03:32,482 --> 00:03:33,452 >> AIN'T NOBODY THROWING NOTHING 171 00:03:33,448 --> 00:03:34,308 IN YOUR FACE, OKAY? 172 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:35,070 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALK-- 173 00:03:35,068 --> 00:03:35,998 >> DANTE, LOOK, MAYBE YOU 174 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,860 HAVEN'T NOTICED OVER THE PAST 175 00:03:36,862 --> 00:03:38,762 SIX MONTHS, BUT I BALL, OKAY? 176 00:03:38,758 --> 00:03:39,968 I'M A BALLER, AND I DON'T NEED 177 00:03:39,965 --> 00:03:41,445 NOBODY TRYING TO PUT A CAP ON MY 178 00:03:41,448 --> 00:03:42,378 BALLING. 179 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:43,659 NOBODY. 180 00:03:43,655 --> 00:03:44,475 >> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SPEND 181 00:03:44,482 --> 00:03:46,032 TONIGHT WITH NOBODY? 182 00:03:46,034 --> 00:03:47,004 I'M GOING BACK TO MY PLACE. 183 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,310 >> WELL, GO TO YOUR HOUSE, HELL. 184 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:49,550 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE AT MY PLACE, 185 00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:51,031 AND I'M GONNA BE BALLING OUT, 186 00:03:51,034 --> 00:03:54,214 WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. 187 00:03:54,206 --> 00:03:56,236 DID YOU LEAVE A TIP? 188 00:03:56,241 --> 00:03:58,721 >> [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ] 189 00:03:58,724 --> 00:04:00,314 >> ALL RIGHT, SO, CHEF D, 190 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:01,380 WHAT'S ON THE MENU? 191 00:04:01,379 --> 00:04:02,549 >> OH, YOU ALREADY KNOW. 192 00:04:02,551 --> 00:04:03,721 WELL, WE GOT BABY BACK RIBS WITH 193 00:04:03,724 --> 00:04:05,764 MY GRANDMA'S SPECIAL SAUCE. 194 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:07,208 WE GOT SOME CHICKEN WITH A GLAZE 195 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:09,166 THAT'S KILLIN', AND... 196 00:04:09,172 --> 00:04:10,622 >> SOME BURNED HOT DOGS, I SEE. 197 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:11,310 [ LAUGHS ] 198 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:12,000 >> WHAT? 199 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,970 JANAY, THEY'RE NOT BURNED. 200 00:04:12,965 --> 00:04:14,095 THEY ARE -- NO, NO, LISTEN, THEY 201 00:04:14,103 --> 00:04:14,863 ARE NOT BURNED. 202 00:04:14,862 --> 00:04:15,932 THEY ARE BLACKENED. 203 00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:16,721 IT'S CAJUN STYLE. 204 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:17,454 >> MM-HMM. 205 00:04:17,447 --> 00:04:18,307 >> IT KEEPS THE JUICES IN. 206 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:19,860 >> IS THIS YOU, OR IS THIS ME? 207 00:04:19,862 --> 00:04:20,592 >> OH, THAT'S MINE. 208 00:04:20,586 --> 00:04:22,446 YOU CAN HAVE SOME. 209 00:04:22,448 --> 00:04:23,278 >> SO, LOOK, I TALKED TO YOUR 210 00:04:23,275 --> 00:04:24,335 GRANDMA, AND SHE'S GONNA SEND ME 211 00:04:24,344 --> 00:04:25,484 PICTURES OF YOU AS A BABY SO I 212 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:26,312 COULD PUT 'EM IN D.J.'S PHOTO 213 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:27,170 ALBUM. 214 00:04:27,172 --> 00:04:27,932 WHAT IS THAT FACE? 215 00:04:27,931 --> 00:04:28,831 IT'LL BE CUTE. 216 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:30,617 >> OKAY, I AM GOING TO WARN YOU 217 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:32,620 RIGHT NOW, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR 218 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:33,900 ANY COMMENTS ABOUT MY OVERSIZED 219 00:04:33,896 --> 00:04:34,926 KNEECAPS. 220 00:04:34,931 --> 00:04:36,971 >> OH, WELL, AS LONG AS MY BABY 221 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:37,855 GROWS INTO HIS, UNLIKE HIS 222 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:38,662 DADDY'S. 223 00:04:38,655 --> 00:04:39,405 >> SEE? 224 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,833 THERE YOU GO WITH YOUR JOKES. 225 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:42,097 I AIN'T COMMENTING ON YOUR 226 00:04:42,103 --> 00:04:43,243 DONALD DUCK FEET. 227 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,031 >> [ LAUGHS ] 228 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,004 >> HEY, UM, JANAY, I WAS 229 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,000 THINKING, I WANTED TO TAKE D.J. 230 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,100 TO DISNEYLAND THIS WEEKEND. 231 00:04:50,103 --> 00:04:51,623 >> OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 232 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:52,380 >> WHY? 233 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:53,379 >> I DON'T WANT MY BABY ANYWHERE 234 00:04:53,379 --> 00:04:55,479 NEAR THE DNA POLICE. 235 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:56,722 >> COME ON, JANAY. 236 00:04:56,724 --> 00:04:58,004 FIRST OF ALL, MELANIE'S NOT EVEN 237 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:58,860 GONNA BE WITH US. 238 00:04:58,862 --> 00:04:59,662 SHE'S GONNA BE AT A MEDICAL 239 00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:00,615 SEMINAR. 240 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:01,410 >> WHY? 241 00:05:01,413 --> 00:05:02,553 SHE'S NOT EVEN A REAL DOCTOR. 242 00:05:02,551 --> 00:05:03,281 >> NO, TECHNICALLY, SHE IS A 243 00:05:03,275 --> 00:05:03,995 DOCTOR. 244 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,450 SHE'S JUST NOT PRACTICING. 245 00:05:05,448 --> 00:05:06,168 >> ARE YOU DEFENDING HER IN MY 246 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,002 HOUSE? 247 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,100 >> NO, I'M NOT DEFENDING HER, 248 00:05:08,103 --> 00:05:10,453 I'M JUST CLARIFYING. 249 00:05:10,448 --> 00:05:12,718 >> MMM. 250 00:05:12,724 --> 00:05:13,974 >> OKAY, SHE LIKES TO PRETEND. 251 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,515 [ LAUGHS ] 252 00:05:15,517 --> 00:05:16,307 "PASS THE SCALPEL." 253 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:18,140 >> [ LAUGHS ] 254 00:05:18,137 --> 00:05:18,997 YOU WRONG FOR THAT. 255 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 LOOK, I WILL THINK ABOUT 256 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,690 DISNEYLAND, ALL RIGHT? 257 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,519 >> ALL RIGHT. 258 00:05:24,517 --> 00:05:25,167 HEY, WHAT'S UP, CHAMP? 259 00:05:25,172 --> 00:05:26,002 HEY, WHAT'S UP, CHAMP? YOU WANT A HOT DOG? 260 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,590 YOU WANT A HOT DOG? 261 00:05:28,586 --> 00:05:29,336 >> HERE YOU, SIR. 262 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:30,144 COME BACK SOON. 263 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:31,337 >> TEE TEE, BOY, THESE WINGS ARE 264 00:05:31,344 --> 00:05:32,934 TIGHTER THAN A VIRGIN. 265 00:05:32,931 --> 00:05:34,141 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 266 00:05:34,137 --> 00:05:35,617 I WILL ENDORSE THEM FOR YOU IF 267 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,000 YOU LET ME GET THEM FOR FREE. 268 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,620 >> UH, I'LL PASS. 269 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:39,520 >> WHAT? 270 00:05:39,517 --> 00:05:40,307 DO YOU REALIZE THE VALUE OF AN 271 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:41,790 ENDORSEMENT FROM ME? 272 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:43,453 MAN, I'M A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE. 273 00:05:43,448 --> 00:05:44,518 I PLAY FOR THE SAN DIEGO SABERS, 274 00:05:44,517 --> 00:05:45,447 MAN. 275 00:05:45,448 --> 00:05:46,898 >> BUT YOU DON'T EVEN START. 276 00:05:46,896 --> 00:05:47,716 >> SERIOUSLY? 277 00:05:47,724 --> 00:05:48,484 TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR 278 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,482 CLUCKING TRUCK, MAN. 279 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:50,242 SERIOUSLY. 280 00:05:50,241 --> 00:05:51,141 I CAN GET A TON OF ENDORSEMENTS 281 00:05:51,137 --> 00:05:51,997 OUT HERE. 282 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,690 I'M GONNA GO TO AMIR AND HIS 283 00:05:52,689 --> 00:05:53,449 GYROS. 284 00:05:53,448 --> 00:05:54,168 >> YEAH, HE'S RIGHT UP THE 285 00:05:54,172 --> 00:05:55,002 STREET. 286 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:55,760 LINDA'S ORDER IS UP. 287 00:05:55,758 --> 00:05:57,338 >> YO! 288 00:05:57,344 --> 00:05:58,524 >> AW, SCHNIZZY, 289 00:05:58,517 --> 00:05:59,997 LET ME MAKE ROOM, PLAYA, PLAYA. 290 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,100 >> WHAT'S UP, J.? 291 00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:02,033 >> NOW, HERE'S A MAN WHO CAN 292 00:06:02,034 --> 00:06:02,974 ENDORSE MY WINGS. 293 00:06:02,965 --> 00:06:03,655 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 294 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:04,405 >> WHAT'S UP, TEE? 295 00:06:04,413 --> 00:06:05,383 HEY, LET ME GET A 12-PIECE EXTRA 296 00:06:05,379 --> 00:06:06,279 CRISPY, NO PEPPER, AND LIGHT ON 297 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:07,445 THE SAUCE. 298 00:06:07,448 --> 00:06:08,308 >> SEE? THAT'S HOW 299 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:09,410 A REAL STARTER ORDERS. 300 00:06:09,413 --> 00:06:10,553 LET ME GET AN ORDER OF BOOM 301 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:12,521 SHAKALAKAS. 302 00:06:12,517 --> 00:06:13,517 >> WOW. 303 00:06:13,517 --> 00:06:14,657 WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT? 304 00:06:14,655 --> 00:06:16,615 DERWIN DINGDONG DAVIS ALL 305 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,000 GROWED UP TO BE A FULL-BLOWN 306 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,140 SUPERSTAR. 307 00:06:19,137 --> 00:06:19,927 HEY, MAN, I GOT TO BE HONEST 308 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:20,791 WITH YOU. 309 00:06:20,793 --> 00:06:21,623 I WAS TAKING BETS, THINKING YOU 310 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:22,480 WAS GONNA BE A BENCH-RIDING 311 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:23,242 BUST. 312 00:06:23,241 --> 00:06:24,101 >> WHAT YOU MEAN, LIKE YOU? 313 00:06:24,103 --> 00:06:25,313 >> EXACTLY. 314 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:26,000 WAIT A MINUTE. 315 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:26,760 >> NO, NO. 316 00:06:26,758 --> 00:06:27,518 IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU'RE NOT 317 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:28,237 STARTING. 318 00:06:28,241 --> 00:06:29,031 >> BREAK IT UP, MAN. 319 00:06:29,034 --> 00:06:29,834 JANAY'S WINGS WILL BE READY IN A 320 00:06:29,827 --> 00:06:30,617 MINUTE. 321 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:31,340 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE FOR 322 00:06:31,344 --> 00:06:32,034 JANAY? 323 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:32,794 >> 'CAUSE I KEEP A PROFILE ON 324 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:33,793 ALL MY REGULARS. 325 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:34,593 IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS. 326 00:06:34,586 --> 00:06:35,616 >> MM-HMM. 327 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:37,590 TWO WIVES, ILLEGITIMATE BABY. 328 00:06:37,586 --> 00:06:39,166 BOY GROWN UP TO BE A PIMP, TOO. 329 00:06:39,172 --> 00:06:39,972 >> COME ON, DADDY, I'M NO PIMP, 330 00:06:39,965 --> 00:06:40,715 ALL RIGHT? 331 00:06:40,724 --> 00:06:41,554 I'M JUST BUYING MY BABY MAMA 332 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:43,341 SOME LUNCH, AND THAT'S IT. 333 00:06:43,344 --> 00:06:44,764 >> IT'S THE 12-PIECE, DUDE. 334 00:06:44,758 --> 00:06:45,618 >> SO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE 335 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:46,410 12-PIECE? 336 00:06:46,413 --> 00:06:47,313 >> NO, I'M JUST SAYING, YOU 337 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:49,140 KNOW, 12-PIECE INSTEAD OF THE 6, 338 00:06:49,137 --> 00:06:50,167 EXTRA CRISPY. 339 00:06:50,172 --> 00:06:51,282 I SEE YOU. 340 00:06:51,275 --> 00:06:52,025 >> GUYS, I'M JUST PICKING UP 341 00:06:52,034 --> 00:06:53,454 CHICKEN. THAT'S IT. 342 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:54,478 >> UH, DOES MELANIE KNOW ABOUT 343 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:55,552 THESE WINGS? 344 00:06:55,551 --> 00:06:56,311 >> MELANIE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW 345 00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:57,340 EVERY TIME I BUY CHICKEN, MAN, 346 00:06:57,344 --> 00:06:58,174 ALL RIGHT? 347 00:06:58,172 --> 00:06:59,312 AS LONG AS SHE FED, WE GOOD. 348 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,100 >> HEY, DON'T BE OUT HERE 349 00:07:00,103 --> 00:07:01,413 DEFILING MY WINGS BY USING THEM 350 00:07:01,413 --> 00:07:02,213 AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR 351 00:07:02,206 --> 00:07:03,096 INFIDELITY, MAN. 352 00:07:03,103 --> 00:07:04,073 THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL. 353 00:07:04,068 --> 00:07:04,898 >> Y'ALL ARE TOO HILARIOUS, 354 00:07:04,896 --> 00:07:05,786 SERIOUSLY. 355 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:06,833 TEE TEE, YOU NEED TO RELAX, ALL 356 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:07,617 RIGHT? 357 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:08,520 SOMETIMES PICKING UP WINGS IS 358 00:07:08,517 --> 00:07:10,827 JUST THAT -- PICKING UP WINGS. 359 00:07:10,827 --> 00:07:11,687 >> AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO COME OFF 360 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:12,659 AS A PIMP IN THE PROCESS... 361 00:07:12,655 --> 00:07:14,375 >> HEY, THEN SO BE IT. 362 00:07:14,379 --> 00:07:15,999 ALL RIGHT, PUT IT ON MY TAB. 363 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,520 AND LIKE I SAID, FELLAS, IT'S 364 00:07:17,517 --> 00:07:18,657 AND LIKE I SAID, FELLAS, IT'S JUST WINGS. 365 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:19,785 JUST WINGS. 366 00:07:19,793 --> 00:07:20,523 >> WELL, LOOK, YOU GOT TO TELL 367 00:07:20,517 --> 00:07:21,377 DERWIN TO GET ON THAT DAMN 368 00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:22,169 RED-EYE. 369 00:07:22,172 --> 00:07:23,002 >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL TEXT HIM. 370 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 >> MMM. 371 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,860 OH, EXCUSE ME. 372 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:26,832 CAN I GET A BOTTLE OF CRISTAL, 373 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:27,687 PLEASE? 374 00:07:27,689 --> 00:07:28,519 >> GIRL, WHAT ARE WE 375 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:29,927 CELEBRATING? 376 00:07:29,931 --> 00:07:31,551 >> MY NEW MASERATI! 377 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,621 WHITE ON WHITE! 378 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,240 >> WOW, THAT'S SUBTLE. 379 00:07:35,241 --> 00:07:36,281 >> I KNOW, RIGHT? 380 00:07:36,275 --> 00:07:37,715 LOOK, DANTE -- HE TRIED TO CHECK 381 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:38,764 ME ABOUT MY SPENDING, SO I HAD 382 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:39,828 TO CHECK HIS ASS BY SPENDING 383 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:40,997 TWICE AS MUCH. 384 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:41,790 >> HMM, WELL, THAT MAKES PERFECT 385 00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:42,483 SENSE. 386 00:07:42,482 --> 00:07:43,592 >> MM-HMM. 387 00:07:43,586 --> 00:07:45,136 >> [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 388 00:07:45,137 --> 00:07:47,207 >> HEY. 389 00:07:47,206 --> 00:07:47,966 HE'S ABOUT TO SAY 390 00:07:47,965 --> 00:07:49,405 NO TO THE RED-EYE. 391 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:51,483 UH, YES. 392 00:07:51,482 --> 00:07:52,172 OF COURSE I'LL TAKE CARE OF 393 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:52,862 THAT. 394 00:07:52,862 --> 00:07:53,622 UH-HUH. 395 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:54,970 THAT, TOO. 396 00:07:54,965 --> 00:07:56,305 ABSOLUTELY. NO PROBLEM AT ALL. 397 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,410 OKAY, I LOVE YOU. 398 00:07:57,413 --> 00:07:58,523 LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU. 399 00:07:58,517 --> 00:07:59,587 BYE. 400 00:07:59,586 --> 00:08:01,236 >> UH, YES, ABSOLUTELY. 401 00:08:01,241 --> 00:08:02,001 OF COURSE. 402 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:02,830 YES, I WILL HANDLE THAT. 403 00:08:02,827 --> 00:08:04,067 ABSOLUTELY. 404 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:04,928 SEE THAT RIGHT THERE? 405 00:08:04,931 --> 00:08:05,861 THAT'S WHAT I'M NOT GONNA DO. 406 00:08:05,862 --> 00:08:06,862 I AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO MAN TRYING 407 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,002 TO PULL ME AROUND BY SOME DAMN 408 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,030 STRING AND CONTROL MY BALLING. 409 00:08:10,034 --> 00:08:11,554 MNH-MNH, NOT TASHA MACK, HONEY. 410 00:08:11,551 --> 00:08:12,551 BALLER! 411 00:08:12,551 --> 00:08:13,451 >> GIRL, THIS IS LESS ABOUT YOUR 412 00:08:13,448 --> 00:08:14,338 BALLING AND MORE ABOUT YOU 413 00:08:14,344 --> 00:08:15,764 CUTTING OFF HIS COJONESBY 414 00:08:15,758 --> 00:08:16,758 FLASHING AROUND THE FACT THAT 415 00:08:16,758 --> 00:08:18,238 YOU MAKE MORE MONEY THAN HIM. 416 00:08:18,241 --> 00:08:19,001 >> GIRL, AIN'T NOBODY TRYING TO 417 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,930 CUT OFF HIS COJONES,OKAY? 418 00:08:20,931 --> 00:08:21,761 I JUST DON'T WANT THAT MAN ALL 419 00:08:21,758 --> 00:08:23,408 IN MY DAMN BUSINESS. 420 00:08:23,413 --> 00:08:24,693 >> MONEY EQUALS POWER. 421 00:08:24,689 --> 00:08:25,719 BELIEVE ME, I GET IT. 422 00:08:25,724 --> 00:08:27,864 I WAS MARRIED TO JASON PITTS. 423 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:28,622 >> LOOK, TASHA, 424 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:29,690 AT THE VERY LEAST, LET DANTE 425 00:08:29,689 --> 00:08:31,479 THINK THAT HE IS IN CONTROL. 426 00:08:31,482 --> 00:08:32,212 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I DO WITH 427 00:08:32,206 --> 00:08:32,926 DERWIN. 428 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:33,721 HE THINKS THAT HE'S THE BOSS OF 429 00:08:33,724 --> 00:08:34,764 ME, BUT REALLY, HE'S THE BOSS OF 430 00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:35,658 YOU. 431 00:08:35,655 --> 00:08:39,205 SO, MANAGE THIS, MANAGER. 432 00:08:39,206 --> 00:08:40,996 AND...SEND. 433 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:41,690 >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 434 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,548 THAT'S FINE WITH ME 'CAUSE, 435 00:08:42,551 --> 00:08:43,831 LOOK, AT LEAST I GET PAID TO RUN 436 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:45,617 BEHIND DERWIN. 437 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:47,310 >> OH, SPEAKING OF GETTING PAID, 438 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:48,410 ISN'T THAT JANAY? 439 00:08:48,413 --> 00:08:50,723 >> MMM? 440 00:08:50,724 --> 00:08:51,794 DAMN. 441 00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:52,553 OH, MY GOD. 442 00:08:52,551 --> 00:08:53,381 I DO NOT NEED TO RUN INTO HER 443 00:08:53,379 --> 00:08:54,589 RIGHT NOW. 444 00:08:54,586 --> 00:08:56,856 THINGS ARE GOING SO SMOOTHLY. 445 00:08:56,862 --> 00:08:57,972 [ SIGHS ] 446 00:08:57,965 --> 00:08:59,275 [ SIGHS ] >> HEY, JANAY! 447 00:08:59,275 --> 00:09:01,715 >> HEY, JANAY! 448 00:09:01,724 --> 00:09:03,004 MANAGE THAT. 449 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,790 BOOM! 450 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:05,973 BOOM! >> [ SIGHS ] 451 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:08,445 >> [ SIGHS ] 452 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,998 HI. 453 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,380 >> HI. 454 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,969 >> HI. I'M MELANIE. 455 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:14,995 >> OH, HI, MELANIE, UM, I'LL 456 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 TAKE A LEMONADE. 457 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:16,830 >> OH, NO, NO, NO. 458 00:09:16,827 --> 00:09:19,997 I'M -- I'M -- I'M NOT THE WAI-- 459 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,280 OKAY. OKAY, I GET IT. 460 00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:23,405 THAT WAS A SHOT. 461 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:24,173 >> NO. 462 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,072 A SHOT WOULD BE STICKING A SWAB 463 00:09:25,068 --> 00:09:25,858 UP YOUR -- 464 00:09:25,862 --> 00:09:27,482 >> LYNETTE. 465 00:09:27,482 --> 00:09:29,592 >> I'M GOING TO THE RESTROOM. 466 00:09:29,586 --> 00:09:31,306 >> [ SIGHS ] 467 00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:33,900 UM... 468 00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:34,786 JANAY, YOU GOT TO KNOW HOW SORRY 469 00:09:34,793 --> 00:09:37,073 I AM FOR WHAT I DID TO YOU. 470 00:09:37,068 --> 00:09:37,928 I KNOW YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR 471 00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:38,861 FROM ME, WHICH IS WHY I WROTE 472 00:09:38,862 --> 00:09:40,932 YOU THAT APOLOGY LETTER. 473 00:09:40,931 --> 00:09:41,831 I REALLY WANTED TO BUY YOU A 474 00:09:41,827 --> 00:09:44,477 NICE CARD, BUT HALLMARK DOESN'T 475 00:09:44,482 --> 00:09:49,832 MAKE ONE FOR SWABBING BABIES. 476 00:09:49,827 --> 00:09:50,997 OKAY, I'M SORRY. 477 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,550 OKAY, I'M SORRY. AGAIN. 478 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,661 AGAIN. 479 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:55,515 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 480 00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:57,097 JUST -- JUST ONE MORE THING. 481 00:09:57,103 --> 00:09:57,933 ONE MORE THING, AND I'LL LEAVE 482 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,001 YOU ALONE. 483 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,720 [ SIGHS ] 484 00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:01,554 I REALLY WANTED TO SAY THANK 485 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:02,451 YOU. 486 00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:03,238 I REALLY THINK IT'S BIG OF YOU 487 00:10:03,241 --> 00:10:04,971 TO ALLOW D.J. TO GO DISNEYLAND 488 00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:06,545 WITH ME AND DERWIN. 489 00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:08,411 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 490 00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:10,313 I SAID THAT D.J. COULD MAYBE GO 491 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,660 TO DISNEYLAND WITH HIS DAD. 492 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,585 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 493 00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:15,756 >> UH, WHAT ARE YOUTALKING 494 00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:16,658 ABOUT? 495 00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:18,025 IT WAS MY IDEA TO GO. 496 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,074 >> [ SCOFFS ] 497 00:10:19,068 --> 00:10:19,998 WELL, HE DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING 498 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,830 ABOUT YOU, SO... 499 00:10:21,827 --> 00:10:23,277 >> JANAY, WE DON'T NEED TO START 500 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:24,895 LYING. 501 00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:26,026 >> WHO'S LYING? 502 00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:26,904 >> WELL, DERWIN HAS NO REASON TO 503 00:10:26,896 --> 00:10:27,756 LIE TO ME. 504 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:28,718 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DRAGGING 505 00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:29,694 HIM TO COURT EVERY DAY SO HE CAN 506 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:30,829 SEE HIS SON. 507 00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:31,687 >> DERWIN AND I HAVEN'T EVEN 508 00:10:31,689 --> 00:10:34,099 SEEN THE INSIDE OF A COURTHOUSE. 509 00:10:34,103 --> 00:10:34,903 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING 510 00:10:34,896 --> 00:10:35,786 ABOUT? 511 00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:36,593 >> I MEAN, DERWIN'S BEEN AT MY 512 00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:38,716 HOUSE, PLAYING WITH D.J., 513 00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:39,554 GRILLING UP STEAKS, SWIMMING IN 514 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:40,661 MY POOL. 515 00:10:40,655 --> 00:10:41,405 I MEAN, DAMN, GIRL, YOU HAVEN'T 516 00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:42,553 NOTICED HIS TAN? 517 00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:43,861 >> [ SCOFFS ] 518 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:46,482 YOU'RE FREAKING CRAZY. 519 00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:48,862 >> OH, YEAH? 520 00:10:48,862 --> 00:10:50,452 WELL, WE'LL SEE WHO'S CRAZY, 521 00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:52,208 MRS. DAVIS. 522 00:10:52,206 --> 00:10:53,656 MRS. DAVIS. >> BITCH! 523 00:10:53,655 --> 00:11:04,825 >> BITCH! 524 00:11:04,827 --> 00:11:07,687 >> [ KEYS JINGLING ] 525 00:11:07,689 --> 00:11:09,449 >> OH, WHAT'S UP, BOO? 526 00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:11,098 >> SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING, HOW 527 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,003 ABOUT WE CATCH A MATINEE 528 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,830 TOMORROW? 529 00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:13,617 >> ALL RIGHT, COOL. 530 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:15,000 OH, WAIT, TOMORROW? 531 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:15,860 >> YEAH. 532 00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:17,342 >> OH. 533 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,314 COME ON. 534 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:19,240 YOU KNOW I GOT COURT ON 535 00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:20,341 WEDNESDAY. 536 00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:22,004 >> OH, COURT. 537 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:22,860 RIGHT. 538 00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:24,002 HOW COULD I FORGET? 539 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,380 MELANIE. 540 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,139 >> NAH, BABY, IT'S EASY FOR YOU 541 00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:26,997 TO FORGET 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT 542 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:27,860 DEALING WITH THE STRESS OF IT 543 00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:28,662 ALL. 544 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,445 I MEAN, THE PARKING LOT IS 545 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:30,238 ALWAYS FULL. 546 00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:31,031 LIKE, YOU GOT TO WALK. 547 00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:31,904 LIKE, THEY DON'T HAVE VALET AT 548 00:11:31,896 --> 00:11:33,026 THE COURTHOUSE. 549 00:11:33,034 --> 00:11:35,004 I DON'T KNOW WHO MADE THAT RULE. 550 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,410 "DERWIN DAVIS. 551 00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:38,033 HOW YOU DOING, BAILIFF?" 552 00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:38,934 "DERWIN, CAN I GET AN 553 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:39,791 AUTOGRAPH?" 554 00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:40,663 [ LAUGHS ] 555 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:42,755 AN AUTOGRAPH, HILARIOUS. 556 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:44,028 NO, BABY, DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT 557 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:44,794 IT, IT'S MY CROSS TO BEAR. 558 00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:46,553 >> AW, POOR BABY. 559 00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:47,591 WELL, SCOOT OVER. 560 00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:48,306 >> OKAY. 561 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:49,140 >> LET ME TAKE A LITTLE STRESS 562 00:11:49,137 --> 00:11:49,997 OFF OF YOU AND GIVE YOU A NICE 563 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 MASSAGE. 564 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,280 >> OH, OKAY. 565 00:11:52,275 --> 00:11:54,925 >> [ LAUGHS ] 566 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:55,901 >> THAT FEELS GOOD. 567 00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:56,966 >> GOOD. 568 00:11:56,965 --> 00:11:58,305 SO, WHY DON'T WE JUST STAY IN 569 00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:00,000 AND DOWNLOAD A MOVIE? 570 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,790 >> OKAY, COOL. 571 00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:01,593 THAT'S WHAT'S UP. 572 00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:02,926 >> OKAY, WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT'S 573 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,971 PLAYING, SHALL WE? 574 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:06,405 >> MM-HMM. 575 00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:07,623 >> MM-HMM. YOU SMELL GOOD. 576 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:11,520 YOU SMELL GOOD. 577 00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:13,757 >> WATCH DADDY, WATCH DADDY. 578 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:15,238 >> GO, DADDY! 579 00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:16,281 GO, DADDY! 580 00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:17,895 WHOO. HA HA! 581 00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:19,476 RITA, YOU GETTING THIS? 582 00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:22,622 >> OKAY, NOW, I CAN EX-- 583 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:23,310 >> GO, DADDY! 584 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,140 GO, DADDY! 585 00:12:24,137 --> 00:12:25,517 GO, DADDY! GO, DADDY! 586 00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:28,547 GO, DADDY! 587 00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:31,001 >> [ VIDEO GAME PLAYS ] 588 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,140 >> TAKE THAT. 589 00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:34,277 MM-HMM. 590 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,715 >> HERE YOU GO, BABY. 591 00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:38,074 BREAKFAST FOR DINNER. 592 00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:39,518 NO BELLS, NO WHISTLES, NO 593 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:40,687 BALLING. 594 00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:41,659 JUST BACON. 595 00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:44,445 >> THANKS, BABE. 596 00:12:44,448 --> 00:12:45,858 >> AIN'T YOU GONNA EAT IT? 597 00:12:45,862 --> 00:12:46,692 >> MM-HMM. 598 00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:48,029 LET ME FINISH THIS LEVEL. 599 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,664 AND WHEN I DIE, I'M GONNA RAVAGE 600 00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:51,445 THAT FOOD AND I'M GONNA RAVAGE 601 00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:54,168 YOU, IN THAT ORDER. 602 00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:54,972 >> DANTE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST 603 00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,135 PAUSE THAT STUPID GAME, OKAY, 604 00:12:56,137 --> 00:12:56,967 AND EAT YOUR FOOD BEFORE IT GET 605 00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:57,825 COLD? 606 00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:58,717 >> OKAY, A, THIS GAME IS NOT 607 00:12:58,724 --> 00:12:59,764 STUPID. 608 00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:00,718 IT WAS VOTED GAME OF THE YEAR. 609 00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:02,074 AND, B, I'LL POP THE FOOD IN THE 610 00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:03,588 MICROWAVE WHEN I'M DONE, WHICH 611 00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:06,586 WILL, C, WARM IT UP. 612 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,406 >> WELL, HELL, I SHOULD HAVE 613 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,243 JUST MADE YOU A DAMN POP-TART, 614 00:13:08,241 --> 00:13:09,031 THEN. 615 00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:09,864 >> [ GROANS ] 616 00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:10,762 >> PLEASE. MY ASS DONE SLAVED 617 00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:12,208 OVER A HOT STOVE FOR YOU 'CAUSE 618 00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:13,066 YOUR ASS DON'T WANT TO 619 00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:14,658 SPEND MONEY ON FOOD. 620 00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:15,515 MY ASS COULD HAVE BEEN AT 621 00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:17,477 MASTRO'S RIGHT NOW, HAVING A $20 622 00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:19,002 COCKTAIL AND SOME SURF WITH TURF 623 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,240 JUICE, BUT INSTEAD I'M UP HERE 624 00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:21,101 SERVING YOU BREAKFAST LIKE A 625 00:13:21,103 --> 00:13:22,343 DAMN SLAVE SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR 626 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:25,074 LITTLE PEANUTS. 627 00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,478 >> [ GROANS ] 628 00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:31,072 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 629 00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:33,338 A, MY PEANUTS ARE NOT LITTLE. 630 00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:35,384 AND, B, IF THIS IS YOUR ATTEMPT 631 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,549 AT LETTING ME HOLD ON TO THEM, 632 00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:38,381 YOU GET A BIG FAT "F." 633 00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:39,239 >> WELL, I'M JUST TRYING -- 634 00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,171 >> NO, NO, NO, OH, OH, OH. 635 00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:41,482 LET ME FINISH HERE. 636 00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:42,282 'CAUSE, SEE, MY PEANUTS AREN'T 637 00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:43,205 THE PROBLEM. 638 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:44,586 YOURS ARE. 639 00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:45,406 THEY'RE AS BIG AS THE RIMS IN 640 00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:46,413 THAT GHETTO-ASS MASERATI OF 641 00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:47,723 YOURS. 642 00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:49,934 YOU GOT TO CALM YOUR ASS DOWN. 643 00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:50,861 I SEE YOU, SO I DON'T NEED YOU 644 00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:53,102 TO JUMP ALL UP AND DOWN. 645 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:54,003 AND I HEAR YOU, SO YOU DON'T 646 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,790 NEED TO SCREAM SO LOUD. 647 00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:59,313 TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH, BABE. 648 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,280 [ SCOFFS ] 649 00:14:00,275 --> 00:14:02,755 COME HERE. 650 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,998 WHEN YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP 651 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,480 AND YOU LOVE SOMEONE, IT CAN'T 652 00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:09,282 ALWAYS BE ABOUT YOU. 653 00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:10,755 IT'S GOT TO BE ABOUT US. 654 00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:14,028 ALL RIGHT? 655 00:14:14,034 --> 00:14:15,794 >> YOU LOVE ME, DANTE? 656 00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,383 >> HELL -- HELL YEAH, I LOVE 657 00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:18,279 YOU. 658 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,205 OR ELSE WHY ELSE WOULD I PUT UP 659 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:22,136 WITH YOUR SH-- PEANUTS? 660 00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:23,167 COME HERE. 661 00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:24,382 >> HOW YOU GET TO BE SO SMART AT 662 00:14:24,379 --> 00:14:25,689 24, HUH? 663 00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:28,449 [ GIGGLES ] 664 00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:31,758 OKAY, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU 665 00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,618 TEACH ME 666 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:36,140 HOW TO PLAY THAT GAME... 667 00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:36,997 >> NO. 668 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,830 >> ...SO THAT WE COULD PLAY 669 00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:38,547 TOGETHER, BABY? 670 00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:39,241 >> MNH-MNH. MNH-MNH. 671 00:14:39,241 --> 00:14:40,481 >> WHAT? 672 00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:42,692 >> WELL, SEE, YOU'RE A GIRL. 673 00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:43,379 AND GIRLS DON'T PLAY VIDEO 674 00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:44,099 GAMES. 675 00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:44,973 THEY MAKE BREAKFAST FOR DINNER. 676 00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:46,305 >> OH, BOY! 677 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:49,100 >> [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] 678 00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:53,383 >> YEAH. 679 00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:54,789 YOU MUST THINK YOU REAL FANCY, 680 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,383 HUH, POSTING THAT VIDEO OF ME ON 681 00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:58,449 THAT GOSSIP SITE? 682 00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,378 >> YOUR GIRL WANTED CRAZY, SO I 683 00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:03,789 GAVE HER ASS CRAZY. 684 00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,103 >> WOW, JANAY, I AM NOT TWO 685 00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:06,213 SECONDS OFF OF YOU. 686 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,096 I KNOW WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO. 687 00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:07,973 YOU TRYING TO BREAK UP MY 688 00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:08,755 MARRIAGE. 689 00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:09,518 >> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, 690 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:10,307 DERWIN? 691 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,140 YOU'RE OVER HERE PLAYING HOUSE, 692 00:15:11,137 --> 00:15:11,997 AND THEN YOU WANT TO RUN HOME TO 693 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,140 YOUR WIFE AND PRETEND THAT WE 694 00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:14,997 DON'T EVEN SPEAK. 695 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,480 GUESS THE JIG'S UP, NEGRO. 696 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,212 >> JANAY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 697 00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,096 ABOUT? 698 00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:19,003 I'M KEEPING BOTH OF YOU GUYS 699 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,170 HAPPY SO I CAN SPEND TIME WITH 700 00:15:20,172 --> 00:15:20,932 MY SON. 701 00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:22,141 >> NO, UNH-UNH. 702 00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:23,137 YOU DON'T GET TO BE VICTIM HERE, 703 00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:24,067 ALL RIGHT? 704 00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:25,068 AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME OUT 705 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:26,278 TO BE THE MONSTER. 706 00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:27,095 >> OH, SO YOU LITTLE MISS 707 00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:29,453 INNOCENT IN ALL THIS, HUH? 708 00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:31,448 >> SERIOUSLY? 709 00:15:31,448 --> 00:15:32,928 DERWIN, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 710 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:33,721 HUH? 711 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,794 DID I CHEAT ON YOU? 712 00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:35,973 DID I STEAL YOU FROM MELANIE? 713 00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:37,655 NO, AND EVEN AFTER THAT BITCH 714 00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:38,755 SAT UP THERE AND SNUCK A DNA 715 00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:40,618 TEST ON MY SON, I STILL HAVE 716 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,760 DONE NOTHING WRONG. 717 00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:43,718 ALL THAT I'VE DONE WAS SOMETHING 718 00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:44,724 STUPID, AND THAT WAS FALL IN 719 00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:47,284 LOVE WITH YOUR SELFISH ASS. 720 00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:48,095 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, DERWIN, HOW 721 00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:49,103 DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL, 722 00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:50,073 YOU RUNNING OVER HERE THREE 723 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,168 TIMES A WEEK, COOKING UP HOT 724 00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,002 DOGS AND PLAYING WITH OUR SON, 725 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,280 MAKING US FEEL LIKE WE'RE A 726 00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:55,995 FAMILY? 727 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,340 HUH? 728 00:15:57,344 --> 00:15:58,174 >> LOOK, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS 729 00:15:58,172 --> 00:15:59,382 TRYING TO DO, OKAY? 730 00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:01,139 >> DERWIN, STOP IT. 731 00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:02,967 STOP LYING. 732 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:03,965 STOP TRYING TO ALWAYS MANIPULATE 733 00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:05,275 ME. 734 00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:07,305 JUST ADMIT WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 735 00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:08,100 HUH? 736 00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:09,003 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT THAT 737 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:09,970 YOU WERE USING ME TO SELL THIS 738 00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:11,305 FANTASY WORLD OF US BEING A 739 00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,000 FAMILY SO THAT YOU COULD GET 740 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,790 WHAT YOU WANTED? 741 00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:16,553 GOD. 742 00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:17,451 AND I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO FALL 743 00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:18,998 FOR IT... 744 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,480 FOR IT... AGAIN. 745 00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:27,002 AGAIN. 746 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,450 >> LOOK. 747 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:37,308 MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT, OKAY? 748 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,210 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE WENT TO THE 749 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,306 LAWYERS IN THE BEGINNING TO HAVE 750 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,380 EVERYTHING WORKED OUT. 751 00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:43,409 >> YEAH, YEAH, MAYBE WE SHOULD 752 00:16:43,413 --> 00:16:45,383 HAVE. 753 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,309 >> [ MACKENZIE CAPRI'S 754 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,760 "BACK DOOR" PLAYS ] 755 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,378 >> ♪ OH, YEAH 756 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,759 >> JUST KNOW, JANAY, I'M SORRY. 757 00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:57,828 >> DERWIN, YOU ARE ALWAYS SORRY. 758 00:16:57,827 --> 00:16:58,967 >> ♪ YEAH 759 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:00,235 ♪ IT'S JUST THIS ONE 760 00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:02,141 ♪ DILEMMA NOW 761 00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:03,857 ♪ I KNOW I GOT TO FIGURE OUT 762 00:17:03,862 --> 00:17:06,002 ♪ SOMEHOW 763 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,210 >> [ DOOR OPENS, ALARM BEEPS ] 764 00:17:07,205 --> 00:17:08,205 >> ♪ WHAT I'M GONNA DO 765 00:17:08,205 --> 00:17:11,025 ♪ WITH HIS HEART 766 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:13,314 ♪ AND I KNOW I GOT TO BE 767 00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:14,140 ♪ THERE WHEN... 768 00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:15,657 >> OKAY, MEL, I KNOW YOU HATE ME 769 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:16,515 AND I DESERVE IT -- 770 00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:18,547 >> DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER? 771 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:19,550 >> WHAT? 772 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:20,590 WHAT? NO. NO, MEL. 773 00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:21,996 I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER. 774 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,030 >> GOOD. 775 00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:24,074 GRAB A PLATE. 776 00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:25,828 I MADE VEAL MILANESE. 777 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,897 >> ♪ ...FEEL 778 00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:30,856 ♪ I DON'T EVEN KNOW 779 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,312 ♪ IF THIS LOVE IS REAL 780 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:35,070 ♪ I'M SO CONFUSED 781 00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:38,208 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, NO 782 00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:39,476 ♪ SHOULD I STAY 783 00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:41,622 ♪ OR SHOULD I GO? 784 00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:44,030 ♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME KNOW 785 00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:47,724 >> DID YOU SPIT IN THIS? 786 00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:50,004 >> OH, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 787 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,860 I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING A LOT OF 788 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,102 THINGS. 789 00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:53,003 I THOUGHT ABOUT THROWING IT ON 790 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:53,930 THE FLOOR. 791 00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:54,791 I THOUGHT ABOUT BASTING IT IN 792 00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:55,593 THE TOILET. 793 00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:56,446 I EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT PEPPERING 794 00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:58,448 IT WITH GLASS. 795 00:17:58,448 --> 00:17:59,378 BUT THEN I REMEMBERED WHAT I'VE 796 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,999 BEEN LEARNING IN CHURCH -- 797 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,550 FORGIVENESS. 798 00:18:03,551 --> 00:18:05,411 SO I HAVE TO FORGIVE YOU FOR 799 00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:06,973 YOUR WILLFUL DECEIT, AND YOU 800 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,205 HAVE TO FINALLY FORGIVE ME OF 801 00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:12,376 MINE. 802 00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:15,169 >> SO, IS IT THAT EASY? 803 00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:16,932 >> NO. 804 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:17,791 BUT THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'RE 805 00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:23,523 GONNA MAKE THIS WORK. 806 00:18:23,517 --> 00:18:24,517 >> DINNER LOOKS GREAT. 807 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:25,587 >> ♪ ...DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 808 00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:26,826 ♪ NO 809 00:18:26,827 --> 00:18:27,997 ♪ SHOULD I STAY 810 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,970 ♪ OR SHOULD I GO? 811 00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:32,205 >> BY THE WAY, I DID SPIT IN IT. 812 00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:37,276 >> I SNUCK YOU IN SOME WINGS. 813 00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:39,855 >> THANKS, MA. 814 00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:40,762 >> AIN'T NOBODY TOUCH YOU IN THE 815 00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:42,068 BOOTY, DID THEY? 816 00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:43,548 >> MA. 817 00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:45,101 IT'S REHAB, NOT PRISON. 818 00:18:45,103 --> 00:18:46,033 >> OKAY. 819 00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:48,004 I'M JUST CHECKING. 820 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,210 [ SIGHS ] 821 00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:52,586 >> SO, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 822 00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:54,826 >> WELL... 823 00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:55,787 I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEBODY FOR A 824 00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:57,723 MINUTE. 825 00:18:57,724 --> 00:18:58,484 >> OH, REALLY? 826 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:01,662 >> MM-HMM. 827 00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:03,755 I THINK I'M IN LOVE. 828 00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:04,758 >> ♪ NO 829 00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:06,028 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO BREAK 830 00:19:06,034 --> 00:19:08,034 ♪ HIS HEART 831 00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:09,004 ♪ HIS HEART ♪ AND THIS IS ♪ 832 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:17,000 ♪ AND THIS IS ♪ 833 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,520 ♪ AND THIS IS ♪ >> ♪ 834 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:25,120 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50525

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