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>> L'CHAIM!

>> BOOYAKASHA!

>> iAY, CARAMBA!

>> THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING,

MELANIE.

>> NO.

>> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT

YOU'RE DOING.

>> BUT WE KNOW WHEN IT'S WRONG,

SWEETIE.

>> OKAY?

>> MM-HMM.

>> WHATEVER.

>> SO, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

IS BABY MAMA STILL ON THE

WARPATH?

>> UGH.

I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO TALK

ABOUT HER.

THAT'S GIRL'S GOT ME CONDEMNED

TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY.

I MISS MY BRUNCH.

>> GIRL, CHURCH IS GOOD FOR YOUR

BAD ASS, OKAY?

MIGHT TEACH YOU TO KEEP Q-TIPS

AWAY FROM OTHER FOLKS' BABIES.

>> WHATEVER.

I'M SO SICK OF HER PUTTING HER

STUPID HOOKS IN DERWIN.

IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT HE HAD TO

SPEND TIME WITH HER JUST SO SHE

CAN VISIT D.J.

BUT NOW SHE'S GOT HIM IN COURT

EVERY DAY FOR HOURS ON END.

>> OOH, BUMMER!

>> WOMP, WOMP.

>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHAT YOU ABOUT TO SAY?

>> iAY, DIOS MíO!

>> JUST DRINK.

JUST DRINK, MELANIE, PLEASE.

JUST DRINK.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I REALLY DO FEEL BAD FOR

DERWIN.

ALL OF THIS CUSTODY B.S. IS SO

STRESSFUL ON HIM.

AND THE SEASON'S ABOUT TO START

SOON, AND THAT WITCH HAS MY BABY

JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS.

>> OH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!

WATCH DADDY.

WATCH DADDY JUMP THROUGH THE

HOOP.

>> YOU READY? YOU READY?!

AAH!

READY?

READY? BOOM!

BOOM!

BOOM! >> ♪

>> ♪

>> HEY.

>> HEY.

AW, ROUGH DAY IN COURT, HUH?

>> YEAH, MEL.

BUT, YOU KNOW, MANAGED TO GET

THROUGH IT.

>> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU LET WIFEY

MAKE IT ALL BETTER?

>> OOH. MMM.

MY BABY'S GOT SKILLS.

>> YEAH.

EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT HER

STRESSING YOU OUT, IT JUST

PISSES ME OFF.

I JUST WANT MY HUSBAND BACK.

>> YEAH.

IT PISSES ME OFF, TOO.

>> OH.

>> OH, GOD.

YOU KNOW, BUT I GOT TO DEAL WITH

HER, MEL, IF I WANT TO SEE D.J.

>> WELL, IS SHE GONNA LET US

TAKE D.J. TO DISNEYLAND?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S A REAL DELICATE SITUATION.

>> WELL, I KNOW, DERWIN, BUT

THIS IS THE LAST WEEKEND FOR THE

LIGHT SHOW, AND IF WE DON'T GO,

I'M GO--

I MEAN, D.J. IS GONNA MISS IT.

>> OKAY. I'LL ASK HER.

BUT DON'T GO DUSTING OFF YOUR

MINNIE EARS YET.

YOU KNOW HOW JANAY IS.

>> OH, I WON'T.

AND THEY'RE GOOFY EARS, THANK

YOU.

[ SQUEALS ]

I'M SO EXCITED! AAH!

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING?

>> WHAT'S UP, BABY?

>> I'M SO TIRED OF MY RIDE.

>> WHAT?

YOUR RIDE IS FLY.

>> I KNOW, BUT I THINK I'D BE

MORE FLY IN THAT NEW MASERATI.

>> GIRL, YOU'D BE MORE FLY

DRIVING A BUCKET.

>> HA!

>> BESIDES, YOU CAN'T BREAK YOUR

LEASE.

>> BUMP THAT.

I'LL TAKE THE PENALTIES.

LOOK, MAMA DESERVES A PRESENT

'CAUSE MAMA BEEN GOOD.

I BEEN REAL GOOD.

>> YOU HAVE BEEN GOOD, MAMA.

OH, WOW.

>> I GOT IT, BABY.

>> NO, BABE, I GOT THIS.

I DON'T NEED YOU TO PAY.

I KNOW YOU'RE AN EXPENSIVE GIRL,

BUT, YOU KNOW, WE DON'T HAVE TO

JUST FIVE-STAR IT EVERY NIGHT.

I MEAN, SURF AND TURF THREE

TIMES A WEEK?

IT'S A BIT DECADENT.

>> DECADENT?

WELL, HEY, WE GOT TO EAT.

>> YEAH, BUT YOU ONLY EAT YOUR

SURF.

YOU NEVER EVEN TOUCH YOUR TURF.

>> WELL, I LIKE THE WAY THE

STEAK JUICE TASTES ON MY

LOBSTER.

I'M SERIOUS.

HAVE YOU TRIED IT?

THIS IS DELICIOUS.

ANYWAY, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT

MAKE?

HELL, I GOT PLENTY OF MONEY, I

WORK HARD, AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE

TO APOLOGIZE FOR SPENDING IT.

>> YOU MEAN WASTING IT.

>> WHY?

'CAUSE I LIKE LOBSTER A LA

STEAK?

>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR LEASE?

>> WHAT ABOUT IT?

DANTE, ARE YOU COUNTING MY

MONEY?

>> I'M --

I'M NOT COUNTING YOUR MONEY.

>> OKAY, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD

'CAUSE I'M RICH.

I CAN BUY WHATEVER I DAMN WELL

PLEASE.

>> YOU'RE HOOD RICH.

>> AND PROUD OF IT.

>> LISTEN, YOU'RE MISSING THE

POINT.

>> WHAT IS THE POINT?

>> YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL.

>> I KNOW THAT.

>> THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S COOL,

PERFECT, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO

THROW IT IN EVERYBODY'S FACE.

THAT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK.

>> AIN'T NOBODY THROWING NOTHING

IN YOUR FACE, OKAY?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALK--

>> DANTE, LOOK, MAYBE YOU

HAVEN'T NOTICED OVER THE PAST

SIX MONTHS, BUT I BALL, OKAY?

I'M A BALLER, AND I DON'T NEED

NOBODY TRYING TO PUT A CAP ON MY

BALLING.

NOBODY.

>> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SPEND

TONIGHT WITH NOBODY?

I'M GOING BACK TO MY PLACE.

>> WELL, GO TO YOUR HOUSE, HELL.

'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE AT MY PLACE,

AND I'M GONNA BE BALLING OUT,

WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.

DID YOU LEAVE A TIP?

>> [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> ALL RIGHT, SO, CHEF D,

WHAT'S ON THE MENU?

>> OH, YOU ALREADY KNOW.

WELL, WE GOT BABY BACK RIBS WITH

MY GRANDMA'S SPECIAL SAUCE.

WE GOT SOME CHICKEN WITH A GLAZE

THAT'S KILLIN', AND...

>> SOME BURNED HOT DOGS, I SEE.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> WHAT?

JANAY, THEY'RE NOT BURNED.

THEY ARE -- NO, NO, LISTEN, THEY

ARE NOT BURNED.

THEY ARE BLACKENED.

IT'S CAJUN STYLE.

>> MM-HMM.

>> IT KEEPS THE JUICES IN.

>> IS THIS YOU, OR IS THIS ME?

>> OH, THAT'S MINE.

YOU CAN HAVE SOME.

>> SO, LOOK, I TALKED TO YOUR

GRANDMA, AND SHE'S GONNA SEND ME

PICTURES OF YOU AS A BABY SO I

COULD PUT 'EM IN D.J.'S PHOTO

ALBUM.

WHAT IS THAT FACE?

IT'LL BE CUTE.

>> OKAY, I AM GOING TO WARN YOU

RIGHT NOW, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR

ANY COMMENTS ABOUT MY OVERSIZED

KNEECAPS.

>> OH, WELL, AS LONG AS MY BABY

GROWS INTO HIS, UNLIKE HIS

DADDY'S.

>> SEE?

THERE YOU GO WITH YOUR JOKES.

I AIN'T COMMENTING ON YOUR

DONALD DUCK FEET.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> HEY, UM, JANAY, I WAS

THINKING, I WANTED TO TAKE D.J.

TO DISNEYLAND THIS WEEKEND.

>> OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

>> WHY?

>> I DON'T WANT MY BABY ANYWHERE

NEAR THE DNA POLICE.

>> COME ON, JANAY.

FIRST OF ALL, MELANIE'S NOT EVEN

GONNA BE WITH US.

SHE'S GONNA BE AT A MEDICAL

SEMINAR.

>> WHY?

SHE'S NOT EVEN A REAL DOCTOR.

>> NO, TECHNICALLY, SHE IS A

DOCTOR.

SHE'S JUST NOT PRACTICING.

>> ARE YOU DEFENDING HER IN MY

HOUSE?

>> NO, I'M NOT DEFENDING HER,

I'M JUST CLARIFYING.

>> MMM.

>> OKAY, SHE LIKES TO PRETEND.

[ LAUGHS ]

"PASS THE SCALPEL."

>> [ LAUGHS ]

YOU WRONG FOR THAT.

LOOK, I WILL THINK ABOUT

DISNEYLAND, ALL RIGHT?

>> ALL RIGHT.

HEY, WHAT'S UP, CHAMP?

HEY, WHAT'S UP, CHAMP? YOU WANT A HOT DOG?

YOU WANT A HOT DOG?

>> HERE YOU, SIR.

COME BACK SOON.

>> TEE TEE, BOY, THESE WINGS ARE

TIGHTER THAN A VIRGIN.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I WILL ENDORSE THEM FOR YOU IF

YOU LET ME GET THEM FOR FREE.

>> UH, I'LL PASS.

>> WHAT?

DO YOU REALIZE THE VALUE OF AN

ENDORSEMENT FROM ME?

MAN, I'M A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.

I PLAY FOR THE SAN DIEGO SABERS,

MAN.

>> BUT YOU DON'T EVEN START.

>> SERIOUSLY?

TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR

CLUCKING TRUCK, MAN.

SERIOUSLY.

I CAN GET A TON OF ENDORSEMENTS

OUT HERE.

I'M GONNA GO TO AMIR AND HIS

GYROS.

>> YEAH, HE'S RIGHT UP THE

STREET.

LINDA'S ORDER IS UP.

>> YO!

>> AW, SCHNIZZY,

LET ME MAKE ROOM, PLAYA, PLAYA.

>> WHAT'S UP, J.?

>> NOW, HERE'S A MAN WHO CAN

ENDORSE MY WINGS.

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

>> WHAT'S UP, TEE?

HEY, LET ME GET A 12-PIECE EXTRA

CRISPY, NO PEPPER, AND LIGHT ON

THE SAUCE.

>> SEE? THAT'S HOW

A REAL STARTER ORDERS.

LET ME GET AN ORDER OF BOOM

SHAKALAKAS.

>> WOW.

WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT?

DERWIN DINGDONG DAVIS ALL

GROWED UP TO BE A FULL-BLOWN

SUPERSTAR.

HEY, MAN, I GOT TO BE HONEST

WITH YOU.

I WAS TAKING BETS, THINKING YOU

WAS GONNA BE A BENCH-RIDING

BUST.

>> WHAT YOU MEAN, LIKE YOU?

>> EXACTLY.

WAIT A MINUTE.

>> NO, NO.

IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU'RE NOT

STARTING.

>> BREAK IT UP, MAN.

JANAY'S WINGS WILL BE READY IN A

MINUTE.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE FOR

JANAY?

>> 'CAUSE I KEEP A PROFILE ON

ALL MY REGULARS.

IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS.

>> MM-HMM.

TWO WIVES, ILLEGITIMATE BABY.

BOY GROWN UP TO BE A PIMP, TOO.

>> COME ON, DADDY, I'M NO PIMP,

ALL RIGHT?

I'M JUST BUYING MY BABY MAMA

SOME LUNCH, AND THAT'S IT.

>> IT'S THE 12-PIECE, DUDE.

>> SO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE

12-PIECE?

>> NO, I'M JUST SAYING, YOU

KNOW, 12-PIECE INSTEAD OF THE 6,

EXTRA CRISPY.

I SEE YOU.

>> GUYS, I'M JUST PICKING UP

CHICKEN. THAT'S IT.

>> UH, DOES MELANIE KNOW ABOUT

THESE WINGS?

>> MELANIE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW

EVERY TIME I BUY CHICKEN, MAN,

ALL RIGHT?

AS LONG AS SHE FED, WE GOOD.

>> HEY, DON'T BE OUT HERE

DEFILING MY WINGS BY USING THEM

AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR

INFIDELITY, MAN.

THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL.

>> Y'ALL ARE TOO HILARIOUS,

SERIOUSLY.

TEE TEE, YOU NEED TO RELAX, ALL

RIGHT?

SOMETIMES PICKING UP WINGS IS

JUST THAT -- PICKING UP WINGS.

>> AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO COME OFF

AS A PIMP IN THE PROCESS...

>> HEY, THEN SO BE IT.

ALL RIGHT, PUT IT ON MY TAB.

AND LIKE I SAID, FELLAS, IT'S

AND LIKE I SAID, FELLAS, IT'S JUST WINGS.

JUST WINGS.

>> WELL, LOOK, YOU GOT TO TELL

DERWIN TO GET ON THAT DAMN

RED-EYE.

>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL TEXT HIM.

>> MMM.

OH, EXCUSE ME.

CAN I GET A BOTTLE OF CRISTAL,

PLEASE?

>> GIRL, WHAT ARE WE

CELEBRATING?

>> MY NEW MASERATI!

WHITE ON WHITE!

>> WOW, THAT'S SUBTLE.

>> I KNOW, RIGHT?

LOOK, DANTE -- HE TRIED TO CHECK

ME ABOUT MY SPENDING, SO I HAD

TO CHECK HIS ASS BY SPENDING

TWICE AS MUCH.

>> HMM, WELL, THAT MAKES PERFECT

SENSE.

>> MM-HMM.

>> [ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

>> HEY.

HE'S ABOUT TO SAY

NO TO THE RED-EYE.

UH, YES.

OF COURSE I'LL TAKE CARE OF

THAT.

UH-HUH.

THAT, TOO.

ABSOLUTELY. NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

OKAY, I LOVE YOU.

LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU.

BYE.

>> UH, YES, ABSOLUTELY.

OF COURSE.

YES, I WILL HANDLE THAT.

ABSOLUTELY.

SEE THAT RIGHT THERE?

THAT'S WHAT I'M NOT GONNA DO.

I AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO MAN TRYING

TO PULL ME AROUND BY SOME DAMN

STRING AND CONTROL MY BALLING.

MNH-MNH, NOT TASHA MACK, HONEY.

BALLER!

>> GIRL, THIS IS LESS ABOUT YOUR

BALLING AND MORE ABOUT YOU

CUTTING OFF HIS COJONESBY

FLASHING AROUND THE FACT THAT

YOU MAKE MORE MONEY THAN HIM.

>> GIRL, AIN'T NOBODY TRYING TO

CUT OFF HIS COJONES,OKAY?

I JUST DON'T WANT THAT MAN ALL

IN MY DAMN BUSINESS.

>> MONEY EQUALS POWER.

BELIEVE ME, I GET IT.

I WAS MARRIED TO JASON PITTS.

>> LOOK, TASHA,

AT THE VERY LEAST, LET DANTE

THINK THAT HE IS IN CONTROL.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I DO WITH

DERWIN.

HE THINKS THAT HE'S THE BOSS OF

ME, BUT REALLY, HE'S THE BOSS OF

YOU.

SO, MANAGE THIS, MANAGER.

AND...SEND.

>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S FINE WITH ME 'CAUSE,

LOOK, AT LEAST I GET PAID TO RUN

BEHIND DERWIN.

>> OH, SPEAKING OF GETTING PAID,

ISN'T THAT JANAY?

>> MMM?

DAMN.

OH, MY GOD.

I DO NOT NEED TO RUN INTO HER

RIGHT NOW.

THINGS ARE GOING SO SMOOTHLY.

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ] >> HEY, JANAY!

>> HEY, JANAY!

MANAGE THAT.

BOOM!

BOOM! >> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

HI.

>> HI.

>> HI. I'M MELANIE.

>> OH, HI, MELANIE, UM, I'LL

TAKE A LEMONADE.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO.

I'M -- I'M -- I'M NOT THE WAI--

OKAY. OKAY, I GET IT.

THAT WAS A SHOT.

>> NO.

A SHOT WOULD BE STICKING A SWAB

UP YOUR --

>> LYNETTE.

>> I'M GOING TO THE RESTROOM.

>> [ SIGHS ]

UM...

JANAY, YOU GOT TO KNOW HOW SORRY

I AM FOR WHAT I DID TO YOU.

I KNOW YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR

FROM ME, WHICH IS WHY I WROTE

YOU THAT APOLOGY LETTER.

I REALLY WANTED TO BUY YOU A

NICE CARD, BUT HALLMARK DOESN'T

MAKE ONE FOR SWABBING BABIES.

OKAY, I'M SORRY.

OKAY, I'M SORRY. AGAIN.

AGAIN.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

JUST -- JUST ONE MORE THING.

ONE MORE THING, AND I'LL LEAVE

YOU ALONE.

[ SIGHS ]

I REALLY WANTED TO SAY THANK

YOU.

I REALLY THINK IT'S BIG OF YOU

TO ALLOW D.J. TO GO DISNEYLAND

WITH ME AND DERWIN.

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I SAID THAT D.J. COULD MAYBE GO

TO DISNEYLAND WITH HIS DAD.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.

>> UH, WHAT ARE YOUTALKING

ABOUT?

IT WAS MY IDEA TO GO.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

WELL, HE DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING

ABOUT YOU, SO...

>> JANAY, WE DON'T NEED TO START

LYING.

>> WHO'S LYING?

>> WELL, DERWIN HAS NO REASON TO

LIE TO ME.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DRAGGING

HIM TO COURT EVERY DAY SO HE CAN

SEE HIS SON.

>> DERWIN AND I HAVEN'T EVEN

SEEN THE INSIDE OF A COURTHOUSE.

>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

>> I MEAN, DERWIN'S BEEN AT MY

HOUSE, PLAYING WITH D.J.,

GRILLING UP STEAKS, SWIMMING IN

MY POOL.

I MEAN, DAMN, GIRL, YOU HAVEN'T

NOTICED HIS TAN?

>> [ SCOFFS ]

YOU'RE FREAKING CRAZY.

>> OH, YEAH?

WELL, WE'LL SEE WHO'S CRAZY,

MRS. DAVIS.

MRS. DAVIS. >> BITCH!

>> BITCH!

>> [ KEYS JINGLING ]

>> OH, WHAT'S UP, BOO?

>> SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING, HOW

ABOUT WE CATCH A MATINEE

TOMORROW?

>> ALL RIGHT, COOL.

OH, WAIT, TOMORROW?

>> YEAH.

>> OH.

COME ON.

YOU KNOW I GOT COURT ON

WEDNESDAY.

>> OH, COURT.

RIGHT.

HOW COULD I FORGET?

MELANIE.

>> NAH, BABY, IT'S EASY FOR YOU

TO FORGET 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT

DEALING WITH THE STRESS OF IT

ALL.

I MEAN, THE PARKING LOT IS

ALWAYS FULL.

LIKE, YOU GOT TO WALK.

LIKE, THEY DON'T HAVE VALET AT

THE COURTHOUSE.

I DON'T KNOW WHO MADE THAT RULE.

"DERWIN DAVIS.

HOW YOU DOING, BAILIFF?"

"DERWIN, CAN I GET AN

AUTOGRAPH?"

[ LAUGHS ]

AN AUTOGRAPH, HILARIOUS.

NO, BABY, DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT

IT, IT'S MY CROSS TO BEAR.

>> AW, POOR BABY.

WELL, SCOOT OVER.

>> OKAY.

>> LET ME TAKE A LITTLE STRESS

OFF OF YOU AND GIVE YOU A NICE

MASSAGE.

>> OH, OKAY.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> THAT FEELS GOOD.

>> GOOD.

SO, WHY DON'T WE JUST STAY IN

AND DOWNLOAD A MOVIE?

>> OKAY, COOL.

THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

>> OKAY, WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT'S

PLAYING, SHALL WE?

>> MM-HMM.

>> MM-HMM. YOU SMELL GOOD.

YOU SMELL GOOD.

>> WATCH DADDY, WATCH DADDY.

>> GO, DADDY!

GO, DADDY!

WHOO. HA HA!

RITA, YOU GETTING THIS?

>> OKAY, NOW, I CAN EX--

>> GO, DADDY!

GO, DADDY!

GO, DADDY! GO, DADDY!

GO, DADDY!

>> [ VIDEO GAME PLAYS ]

>> TAKE THAT.

MM-HMM.

>> HERE YOU GO, BABY.

BREAKFAST FOR DINNER.

NO BELLS, NO WHISTLES, NO

BALLING.

JUST BACON.

>> THANKS, BABE.

>> AIN'T YOU GONNA EAT IT?

>> MM-HMM.

LET ME FINISH THIS LEVEL.

AND WHEN I DIE, I'M GONNA RAVAGE

THAT FOOD AND I'M GONNA RAVAGE

YOU, IN THAT ORDER.

>> DANTE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST

PAUSE THAT STUPID GAME, OKAY,

AND EAT YOUR FOOD BEFORE IT GET

COLD?

>> OKAY, A, THIS GAME IS NOT

STUPID.

IT WAS VOTED GAME OF THE YEAR.

AND, B, I'LL POP THE FOOD IN THE

MICROWAVE WHEN I'M DONE, WHICH

WILL, C, WARM IT UP.

>> WELL, HELL, I SHOULD HAVE

JUST MADE YOU A DAMN POP-TART,

THEN.

>> [ GROANS ]

>> PLEASE. MY ASS DONE SLAVED

OVER A HOT STOVE FOR YOU 'CAUSE

YOUR ASS DON'T WANT TO

SPEND MONEY ON FOOD.

MY ASS COULD HAVE BEEN AT

MASTRO'S RIGHT NOW, HAVING A $20

COCKTAIL AND SOME SURF WITH TURF

JUICE, BUT INSTEAD I'M UP HERE

SERVING YOU BREAKFAST LIKE A

DAMN SLAVE SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR

LITTLE PEANUTS.

>> [ GROANS ]

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

A, MY PEANUTS ARE NOT LITTLE.

AND, B, IF THIS IS YOUR ATTEMPT

AT LETTING ME HOLD ON TO THEM,

YOU GET A BIG FAT "F."

>> WELL, I'M JUST TRYING --

>> NO, NO, NO, OH, OH, OH.

LET ME FINISH HERE.

'CAUSE, SEE, MY PEANUTS AREN'T

THE PROBLEM.

YOURS ARE.

THEY'RE AS BIG AS THE RIMS IN

THAT GHETTO-ASS MASERATI OF

YOURS.

YOU GOT TO CALM YOUR ASS DOWN.

I SEE YOU, SO I DON'T NEED YOU

TO JUMP ALL UP AND DOWN.

AND I HEAR YOU, SO YOU DON'T

NEED TO SCREAM SO LOUD.

TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH, BABE.

[ SCOFFS ]

COME HERE.

WHEN YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP

AND YOU LOVE SOMEONE, IT CAN'T

ALWAYS BE ABOUT YOU.

IT'S GOT TO BE ABOUT US.

ALL RIGHT?

>> YOU LOVE ME, DANTE?

>> HELL -- HELL YEAH, I LOVE

YOU.

OR ELSE WHY ELSE WOULD I PUT UP

WITH YOUR SH-- PEANUTS?

COME HERE.

>> HOW YOU GET TO BE SO SMART AT

24, HUH?

[ GIGGLES ]

OKAY, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU

TEACH ME

HOW TO PLAY THAT GAME...

>> NO.

>> ...SO THAT WE COULD PLAY

TOGETHER, BABY?

>> MNH-MNH. MNH-MNH.

>> WHAT?

>> WELL, SEE, YOU'RE A GIRL.

AND GIRLS DON'T PLAY VIDEO

GAMES.

THEY MAKE BREAKFAST FOR DINNER.

>> OH, BOY!

>> [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

>> YEAH.

YOU MUST THINK YOU REAL FANCY,

HUH, POSTING THAT VIDEO OF ME ON

THAT GOSSIP SITE?

>> YOUR GIRL WANTED CRAZY, SO I

GAVE HER ASS CRAZY.

>> WOW, JANAY, I AM NOT TWO

SECONDS OFF OF YOU.

I KNOW WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO.

YOU TRYING TO BREAK UP MY

MARRIAGE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,

DERWIN?

YOU'RE OVER HERE PLAYING HOUSE,

AND THEN YOU WANT TO RUN HOME TO

YOUR WIFE AND PRETEND THAT WE

DON'T EVEN SPEAK.

GUESS THE JIG'S UP, NEGRO.

>> JANAY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

I'M KEEPING BOTH OF YOU GUYS

HAPPY SO I CAN SPEND TIME WITH

MY SON.

>> NO, UNH-UNH.

YOU DON'T GET TO BE VICTIM HERE,

ALL RIGHT?

AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME OUT

TO BE THE MONSTER.

>> OH, SO YOU LITTLE MISS

INNOCENT IN ALL THIS, HUH?

>> SERIOUSLY?

DERWIN, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

HUH?

DID I CHEAT ON YOU?

DID I STEAL YOU FROM MELANIE?

NO, AND EVEN AFTER THAT BITCH

SAT UP THERE AND SNUCK A DNA

TEST ON MY SON, I STILL HAVE

DONE NOTHING WRONG.

ALL THAT I'VE DONE WAS SOMETHING

STUPID, AND THAT WAS FALL IN

LOVE WITH YOUR SELFISH ASS.

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, DERWIN, HOW

DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL,

YOU RUNNING OVER HERE THREE

TIMES A WEEK, COOKING UP HOT

DOGS AND PLAYING WITH OUR SON,

MAKING US FEEL LIKE WE'RE A

FAMILY?

HUH?

>> LOOK, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS

TRYING TO DO, OKAY?

>> DERWIN, STOP IT.

STOP LYING.

STOP TRYING TO ALWAYS MANIPULATE

ME.

JUST ADMIT WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

HUH?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT THAT

YOU WERE USING ME TO SELL THIS

FANTASY WORLD OF US BEING A

FAMILY SO THAT YOU COULD GET

WHAT YOU WANTED?

GOD.

AND I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO FALL

FOR IT...

FOR IT... AGAIN.

AGAIN.

>> LOOK.

MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT, OKAY?

MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE WENT TO THE

LAWYERS IN THE BEGINNING TO HAVE

EVERYTHING WORKED OUT.

>> YEAH, YEAH, MAYBE WE SHOULD

HAVE.

>> [ MACKENZIE CAPRI'S

"BACK DOOR" PLAYS ]

>> ♪ OH, YEAH

>> JUST KNOW, JANAY, I'M SORRY.

>> DERWIN, YOU ARE ALWAYS SORRY.

>> ♪ YEAH

♪ IT'S JUST THIS ONE

♪ DILEMMA NOW

♪ I KNOW I GOT TO FIGURE OUT

♪ SOMEHOW

>> [ DOOR OPENS, ALARM BEEPS ]

>> ♪ WHAT I'M GONNA DO

♪ WITH HIS HEART

♪ AND I KNOW I GOT TO BE

♪ THERE WHEN...

>> OKAY, MEL, I KNOW YOU HATE ME

AND I DESERVE IT --

>> DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?

>> WHAT?

WHAT? NO. NO, MEL.

I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER.

>> GOOD.

GRAB A PLATE.

I MADE VEAL MILANESE.

>> ♪ ...FEEL

♪ I DON'T EVEN KNOW

♪ IF THIS LOVE IS REAL

♪ I'M SO CONFUSED

♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, NO

♪ SHOULD I STAY

♪ OR SHOULD I GO?

♪ SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME KNOW

>> DID YOU SPIT IN THIS?

>> OH, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING A LOT OF

THINGS.

I THOUGHT ABOUT THROWING IT ON

THE FLOOR.

I THOUGHT ABOUT BASTING IT IN

THE TOILET.

I EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT PEPPERING

IT WITH GLASS.

BUT THEN I REMEMBERED WHAT I'VE

BEEN LEARNING IN CHURCH --

FORGIVENESS.

SO I HAVE TO FORGIVE YOU FOR

YOUR WILLFUL DECEIT, AND YOU

HAVE TO FINALLY FORGIVE ME OF

MINE.

>> SO, IS IT THAT EASY?

>> NO.

BUT THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'RE

GONNA MAKE THIS WORK.

>> DINNER LOOKS GREAT.

>> ♪ ...DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

♪ NO

♪ SHOULD I STAY

♪ OR SHOULD I GO?

>> BY THE WAY, I DID SPIT IN IT.

>> I SNUCK YOU IN SOME WINGS.

>> THANKS, MA.

>> AIN'T NOBODY TOUCH YOU IN THE

BOOTY, DID THEY?

>> MA.

IT'S REHAB, NOT PRISON.

>> OKAY.

I'M JUST CHECKING.

[ SIGHS ]

>> SO, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

>> WELL...

I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEBODY FOR A

MINUTE.

>> OH, REALLY?

>> MM-HMM.

I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

>> ♪ NO

♪ I DON'T WANT TO BREAK

♪ HIS HEART

♪ HIS HEART ♪ AND THIS IS ♪

♪ AND THIS IS ♪

♪ AND THIS IS ♪ >> ♪

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