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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> MALIK!
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>> MALIK!
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MALIK!
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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>> WHAT'S UP, MAMA?
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>> MALIK, LOOK, YOU WERE
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SUPPOSED TO MEET ME AND DERWIN
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TODAY FOR LUNCH ABOUT THE FORD
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CAMPAIGN.
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BUT ONLY SOMEONE WITH AN
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ASSISTANT WOULD KNOW THAT.
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NOW I KNEW BECAUSE I GOT AN
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ASSISTANT.
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DERWIN KNEW BECAUSE HE HAS AN
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ASSISTANT.
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NOW WHAT YOU GOT?
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>> MA, I GOT AN ASSISTANT.
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>> OH, REALLY? WHO?
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>> AKIKO.
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BABY GIRL, DID YOU FORGET TO
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TELL ME ABOUT MY MEETING TODAY?
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HUH?
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DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
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JUGGLING A LOT, WITH MY
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SCHEDULE...
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BEING MY TABLE.
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BEING MY TABLE.
>> [ SPEAKING JAPANESE ]
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>> [ SPEAKING JAPANESE ]
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>> MALIK, BEFORE YOU CATCH A
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CASE FROM FONDLING YOUR
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FURNITURE, I'M GONNA GET YOU A
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REAL ASSISTANT, YOU HEAR?
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>> MA, I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO
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ANYTHING FOR ME, OKAY?
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I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN.
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I GOT THIS.
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I DON'T GOT THIS.
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JUVON, DAWG, YOU SURE YOUR GIRL
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KNOW WHAT SHE DOING?
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>> MALIK, SHE DO.
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SHE GOT YOU.
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>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES, I'M JAZZ.
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SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW MY HUSBAND,
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JUVON.
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HE PLAYS FOR THE SABERS.
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>> OH, YEAH, I DO.
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>> UNH-UNH, TRICK.
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BE GONE.
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GO.
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>> BYE, BRIDGET.
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>> ANYBODY ELSE KNOW HIM?
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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ANYWAYS, Y'ALL SHOULD FEEL VERY
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LUCKY TO HAVE MADE IT TO THE
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FINALS, SO I'M GONNA STEP BACK
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AND CONFER.
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THAT MEANS --
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WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT IT
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MEANS.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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>> MAN, NUMBER 2.
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>> BIBS, I GOT THIS.
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>> NUMBER 2 HAS A NICE TORSO.
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>> DAWG, I GOT THIS, OKAY?
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JUST SETTLE DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
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SO, WHAT'S THE QUALIFICATIONS ON
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NUMBER 8?
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>> 5'3", 110 POUNDS, OPENLY
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BISEXUAL, SPICY YET PALATABLE.
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>> MMM. GOOD TEAMWORK, GUYS.
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YOU TOO, DAWG.
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YOU TOO, DAWG.
MMM.
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MMM.
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>> OH!
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>> NEGRO, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
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COULDN'T PLAY.
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>> YEAH, WELL, THAT WAS BEFORE
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YOU SAID YOU GONNA PLAY ME FOR
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$1,000.
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>> YOU WANT TO SKEET SHOOT?
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PUT A THOUSAND ON IT.
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I'LL BE A SKEET-SHOOTING-ASS
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BROTHER.
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>> HA HA!
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>> HERE ARE YOUR MOVIES,
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MR. WRIGHT.
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>> THANK YOU.
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WHAT?
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I SAID "GODFATHER 1 AND 2,"
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NOT DERWIN'S HIGH-SCHOOL
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HIGHLIGHTS AND SHIA LaBEOUF'S
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BAR MITZVAH.
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>> I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE
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SYSTEM THAT THEY'RE IN.
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>> SHEILA, THE SYSTEM IS
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DESIGNED FOR AN IDIOT.
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>> MALIK, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
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CALL YOU, BUT THIS IGNORANT
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HEIFER KEEPS TRANSFERRING ME TO
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YOUR ANSWERING SERVICE.
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>> MA, I AIN'T GOT NO ANSWERING
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SERVICE.
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>> YOU DID JUST HEAR ME CALL HER
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>> YOU DID JUST HEAR ME CALL HER
AN IGNORANT HEIFER, RIGHT?
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AN IGNORANT HEIFER, RIGHT?
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LOOK, I'M CALLING TEE TEE TO
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SHOW HER THE ROPES, AND THAT'S
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THAT.
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>> TEE TEE IS DEAD TO ME.
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>> BOY, Y'ALL BEEN FRIENDS SINCE
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Y'ALL WAS 2.
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Y'ALL USED TO TAKE BATHS
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TOGETHER, GIGGLE AT EACH OTHER'S
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WINKIES.
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>> WELL, THEM DAYS IS OVER.
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>> YEAH, LET'S HOPE SO.
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>> SHOOT.
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ALL HE DID WAS TOOK MY MONEY,
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BOUGHT HIS LITTLE BUSINESS, THEN
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HE BOUNCED.
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>> HOW DARE TEE TEE LOOK OUT FOR
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HIS OWN LIFE, HUH?
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT, JUVON?
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I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO
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UNDERSTAND 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T
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NEVER BEEN ABOUT NOTHING.
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BUT IF YOU EVER ABOUT SOMEONE,
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THEN YOU WILL KNOW, WHEN YOU GET
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A LITTLE MONEY, FOLKS TRY TO
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TAKE IT.
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>> I KNOW THIS, MAN.
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SERIOUSLY.
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THAT'S WHY WHEN I GET MY MONEY,
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I SPENDS IT.
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NO MONEY, NO PROBLEMS.
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>> AND NO BRAINS BETWEEN THE
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BOTH OF YOU.
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I'M CALLING TEE TEE, AND THAT'S
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THAT.
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I'M CALLING HIM!
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>> SO, OUR NEXT ORDER OF SUNBEAM
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BUSINESS IS THE UPCOMING CHARITY
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EVENT I WILL BE HOSTING HERE
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THIS SATURDAY!
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>> OOH, I HOPE THIS IS NOT
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ANOTHER BENEFIT FOR THEM
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HOMELESS VETERANS.
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THEM MEN, THEY LOVE TO FONDLE.
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HELL, NOW.
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I KNOW YOU FOUGHT FOR THE
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COUNTRY, BUT, DAMN, THAT DON'T
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GIVE YOU ACCESS TO EVERYTHING!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> WELL, IT IS ACTUALLY CAREER
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DAY FOR AT-RISK GIRLS.
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>> MM.
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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>> CODE FOR POOR AND DANGEROUS.
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>> STEPHANIE, I THINK IT'S A
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GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR US TO
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SHARE INDIVIDUAL STORIES.
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OF COURSE,
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DR. MELANIE BARNETT DAVIS WILL
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BE SPEAKING ABOUT HER RISE TO
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SUCCESS IN THE MEDICAL FIELD.
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THANK YOU,
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DR. MELANIE BARNETT DAVIS.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> ALL RIGHT, SO, UM, WE NEED
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SOME VOLUNTEERS?
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>> [ COUGHS ]
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I-I CAN'T MAKE IT.
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I GOT PILATES, TAN, NAILS, YEAH.
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>> OH, BUT I'LL TALK.
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[ Chuckling ] ME.
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>> I'LL JUST CHOOSE. UM...
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ERICA, THANK YOU.
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>> WHAT?!
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>> AND...TASHA.
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I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER
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CAUTIONARY TALE FOR THESE YOUNG
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GIRLS THAN THE EARLY YEARS OF
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YOUR LIFE, TASHA.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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GIVE ME A COUPLE OF THEM GOLD
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RINGS SO I CAN BRASS KNUCKLE HER
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ASS.
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>> GET 'EM.
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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>> UH, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU
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NEED, JAZZ?
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>> YEAH, I WANT TO SPEAK, TOO.
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I WANT TO TELL ALL THE GIRLS HOW
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I WENT FROM RAGS TO RICHES AFTER
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MY DEBUT ON THE "SHAKE YOUR
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RUMP" VIDEO.
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>> OHH!
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>> HEY!
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>> WELL, AS IMPRESSIVE AS THAT
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IS, JAZZ, I THINK WE'RE ALL
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COVERED.
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HEY, WHY DON'T I PUT YOU DOWN
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FOR REFRESHMENTS?
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YEAH!
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"JAZZ ON REFRESHMENT DUTY."
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> OKAY, ALPHABETICAL ORDER
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GONNA GIVE SOMEBODY A NOSEBLEED,
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SO I USE A SYSTEM THAT NASA
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DEVELOPED FOR DYSLEXIC CHIMPS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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MOVIES THAT MAKE YOU SAD ARE IN
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BLUE, RIGHT?
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THE ONES THAT MAKE YOU MAD ARE
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IN RED.
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SO IF THEY MAKE YOU HAPPY, THEY
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MUST BE IN...
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>> YELLOW.
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>> DING DING DING.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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NOW LET'S MOVE ON TO THE CONDOM
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FILING SYSTEM.
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>> HELLO, TERRENCE.
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CAN YOU HURRY UP WITH YOUR
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LITTLE DEMONSTRATION, DOG?
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'CAUSE THAT CHICKEN WING SMELL
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ON YOU MAKES ME SICK.
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MATTER OF FACT, IT MAKES ME WANT
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TO VOMIT.
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>> ANYWAY.
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LAMB-SKIN RIBBED ARE HERE
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UNDER LIGHT-SKINNED COLLEGE
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GRADUATES, AND EXTRA-THICK LATEX
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ARE UNDER CHUBBY GROUPIE/JUNIOR
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COLLEGE UNDECIDED, RIGHT.
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>> SHEILA, BABY, WE MIGHT HAVE
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TO REPLACE THOSE.
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WING CROSBY RAN THROUGH THEM
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ALL.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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OKAY.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU REALLY NEED TO MISS ME WITH
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ALL THAT, MAN.
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I MEAN, I THOUGHT MY BEING HERE
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MIGHT SPARK AN APOLOGY OUT OF
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YOU FOR BEING SUCH A BASTARD.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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DOG, YOU WANT METO APOLOGIZE TO
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YOU?
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NEGRO, THE ONLY REASON WHY I LET
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YOUR UGLY ASS IN THIS HOUSE IN
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THE FIRST PLACE IS SO YOU COULD
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APOLOGIZE TO ME.
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>> OH, YOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE
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TO YOU, HUH?
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>> YEP.
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>> OKAY, MALIK.
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I'M SORRY.
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I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN SUCH A LOYAL
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FRIEND TO YOU.
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I'M SORRY YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING
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ME OVER TIME AND TIME AGAIN
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SINCE WE WAS BABIES.
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AND, OH, YEAH, I'M SORRY YOU
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BANGED MY GIRLFRIEND IN YOUR HOT
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TUB.
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>> SEE?
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WAS THAT SO HARD, TEE TEE?
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BOY, GET ON OVER HERE AND GIVE
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ME SOME LOVE.
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COME ON.
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I FORGIVE YOU.
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COME ON.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?
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THAT'S THE MONEY YOU LOANED ME
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FOR THE WING TRUCK, PLUS
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INTEREST.
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WE'RE DONE.
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>> DAMN, TEE TEE.
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HOW DID YOU KNOW I NEEDED SOME
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TOILET PAPER?
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SHEILA, BABY, PUT THIS IN THE
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CRAPPER.
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'CAUSE LATER I'M GONNA WIPE MY
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ASS WITH IT.
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ASS WITH IT.
>> YOU'RE A REAL LIFE PIG, MAN.
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>> YOU'RE A REAL LIFE PIG, MAN.
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>> HUH.
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DO YOU WANT TO TAKE CONTROL OF
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YOUR LIFE?
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YOUNG, STRONG GIRLS GROW INTO
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STRONG WOMEN.
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HEY, BABY.
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>> WHAT'S UP, BOO?
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>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LET ME PUT THIS AWAY AND GRAB
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YOUR DINNER.
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>> OH, NO. NO.
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IT'S COOL. IT'S COOL.
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I ALREADY ATE.
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>> OH. MWAH.
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>> WHAT WAS YOU WORKING ON?
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>> MY PRESENTATION FOR THE TEEN
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GIRLS.
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>> OH, THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
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LET ME HEAR IT.
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>> OH, NAH.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
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>> NEVER MIND, THEN.
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>> OKAY, FINE.
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YOU PULLED IT OUT OF ME.
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MM.
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DO YOU WANT TO TAKE CONTROL OF
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YOUR LIFE?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> STRONG GIRLS WILL -- OH!
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AND YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHO
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TRIED TO VOLUNTEER TO SPEAK.
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JAZZ.
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>> WHO?
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>> JAZZ.
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YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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>> OH. OH. REALLY?
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>> YES.
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>> JAZZ? I DON'T KNOW.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YAZ.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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NOW, YOU KNOW THERE IS NO WAY
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SHE CAN BE A ROLE MODEL FOR
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ANYBODY.
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PSSHT, MUSIC VIDEOS.
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I MEAN, ANYBODY CAN BE IN A
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MUSIC VIDEO, RIGHT?
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I CAN BE IN A MUSIC VIDEO.
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>> YES, YOU COULD.
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>> IS SHE REALLY ALL OF THAT?
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>> I MEAN...
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I DON'T KNOW, MELANIE.
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IF YOU'RE INTO THE WHOLE EXOTIC
343
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HUGE ASS HUGE BOOBS, THINGS,
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WHICH CLEARLY I'M NOT BECAUSE
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I'M WITH YOU.
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>> EXCUSE ME?
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>> THAT DID NOT COME OUT RIGHT.
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>> YEAH, OKAY.
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WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU SEE IN HER,
350
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DERWIN?
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YOU DID SLEEP WITH HER.
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>> YEAH, I SLEPT WITH HER, MEL,
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BUT I SLEPT WITH TONS OF WOMEN.
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NOT WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.
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DON'T -- NO. L-LOOK, OKAY?
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I'M NOT INTO THAT GIRL.
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FORGET ABOUT THAT GIRL.
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YOU'RE MY WIFE, WHOM I LOVE,
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OKAY?
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YOU MAY NOT HAVE A HUGE ASS,
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BUT YOU GOT A HUGE HEAD.
362
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>> WHAT?!
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>> HUGE HEAD FOR YOUR HUGE
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BRAIN, MEL!
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YOU KNOW I LIKE BRAIN...S.
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TO GET BRAINS, LIKE...
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JUST GET BACK TO THE
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PRESENTATION.
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PRESENTATION.
>> OKAY, OKAY, FINE.
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>> OKAY, OKAY, FINE.
371
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>> YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME --
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>> WHATEVER. UH...
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JAZZ!
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WHAT IS ALL THIS?!
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>> RANCH SUNFLOWER SEEDS.
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OOH, I SHOULD HAVE WENT
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JALAPEÑOS, HUH?
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>> MM, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE
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CLASSIER.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] YOU SURE RIGHT.
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>> I MEAN LOOK AT ALL THIS.
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YEAH, UH, GRAPE DRINK,
383
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NOW AND LATERS, PICKLES?
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>> OOH, PICKLES!
385
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>> SEE?
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LOOK, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST ASK
387
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THE CHEF TO BRING OUT A PLATE OF
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SANDWICHES?
389
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AND THERE'S SOME SPARKLING WATER
390
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ABOVE THE FRIDGE.
391
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JUST GRAB THAT.
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>> MMM.
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>> AH! [ SNAPS FINGERS ]
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COME ON, TASHA!
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>> MAKE ME A DOGGY BAG.
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>> I GOT YOU. BYE.
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GET ON MY NERVES.
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GET ON MY NERVES.
UGH.
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UGH.
400
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>> [ HUMMING ]
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>> [ MUTTERING ]
402
00:09:00,344 --> 00:09:02,244
>> DERWIN! WHAT'S UP, BABY?
403
00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:03,551
HOW YOU BEEN?
404
00:09:03,551 --> 00:09:04,341
>> I'M GOOD.
405
00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,694
YOU KNOW, JUST MARRIED.
406
00:09:05,689 --> 00:09:06,619
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
407
00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:07,550
BOY, YOU CRAZY.
408
00:09:07,551 --> 00:09:08,901
DO ME A FAVOR, THOUGH.
409
00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,546
HELP ME BALANCE THIS STEP LADDER
410
00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:11,451
SO I DON'T FALL, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
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I'LL SUE YOU IF I FALL.
412
00:09:12,758 --> 00:09:13,688
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
413
00:09:13,689 --> 00:09:14,619
>> GIRL, GET OUT OF HERE.
414
00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:15,590
>> NO. FOR REAL.
415
00:09:15,586 --> 00:09:17,996
I WILL SUE YOU, SO COME ON.
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PLEASE, HELP.
417
00:09:19,068 --> 00:09:20,688
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
418
00:09:20,689 --> 00:09:22,549
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
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00:09:22,551 --> 00:09:33,901
ALL RIGHT.
420
00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:36,206
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
421
00:09:36,206 --> 00:09:38,756
>> UH, YOU GOT GOOD BALANCE.
422
00:09:38,758 --> 00:09:40,998
UH, SHE -- [ CHUCKLES ]
423
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,520
SHE, UM...
424
00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:47,687
HUH?
425
00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:49,859
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
426
00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:52,142
>> NOT NOW. NOT NOW.
427
00:09:52,137 --> 00:09:52,827
>> HEY MAN.
428
00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:53,857
>> ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU DON'T
429
00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:54,522
LIKE WOMEN?
430
00:09:54,517 --> 00:09:55,307
>> MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
431
00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:56,310
YOU'RE PARENTING SKILLS ARE
432
00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:57,340
REALLY MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE,
433
00:09:57,344 --> 00:09:58,004
JUVON.
434
00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:58,760
YOU CAN'T FIND LITTLE DUDE NO
435
00:09:58,758 --> 00:09:59,338
BABYSITTER?
436
00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:00,144
>> WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
437
00:10:00,137 --> 00:10:01,477
THIS IS FATHER-SON TIME.
438
00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:02,522
THIS IS -- IS AN IMPORTANT
439
00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:03,377
CHILD-DEVELOPMENT TIME.
440
00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:04,069
YOU KNOW WHAT?
441
00:10:04,068 --> 00:10:04,998
YOU DON'T GET IT, 'CAUSE YOU
442
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:05,690
DON'T HAVE KIDS.
443
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:06,339
[ CHUCKLES ]
444
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,074
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, LIL' ORENTHAL?
445
00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:09,278
>> Y'ALL DISGUSTING.
446
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,995
BOTH OF YOU.
447
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:11,690
YO.
448
00:10:11,689 --> 00:10:13,169
MY ROLEX IS MISSING.
449
00:10:13,172 --> 00:10:14,692
YOU SEEN MY ROLEX?
450
00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:16,449
>> NAH, I AIN'T SEEN YOUR ROLEX.
451
00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:17,858
WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU
452
00:10:17,862 --> 00:10:19,342
DOING, MAN?
453
00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:20,004
DUDE.
454
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,310
GEH! STOP! THAT TICKLES! STOP!
455
00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:22,210
>> JUST RELAX, OKAY?
456
00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:23,166
IT'LL BE OVER IN A SECOND.
457
00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:24,312
>> WHY YOU AIN'T CHECKING THEM?
458
00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:25,340
>> BECAUSE THEY AIN'T GOT NO
459
00:10:25,344 --> 00:10:27,524
CLOTHES ON, JUVON.
460
00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:28,167
>> COME HERE.
461
00:10:28,172 --> 00:10:28,862
>> HEY, HEY, HEY!
462
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:29,522
DON'T TOUCH MY BOY.
463
00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:30,207
IF ANYBODY GONNA SEARCH HIM,
464
00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:30,896
IT'S GONNA BE ME.
465
00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:32,686
>> WELL, SEARCH HIS ASS.
466
00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:35,279
>> ASSUME THE POSITION, SON.
467
00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:35,965
THERE, UGH.
468
00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:36,685
HE'S CLEAN.
469
00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:37,379
WELL, SORTA.
470
00:10:37,379 --> 00:10:38,659
I'MMA HAVE TO CHANGE HIM,
471
00:10:38,655 --> 00:10:40,165
'CAUSE THIS HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT
472
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,142
SCARES MY CHILD.
473
00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:42,207
>> MAN, Y'ALL GET OUT OF MY
474
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:42,896
HOUSE.
475
00:10:42,896 --> 00:10:44,276
HOUSE.
ALL Y'ALL, GET OUT!
476
00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:48,375
ALL Y'ALL, GET OUT!
477
00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:49,969
>> [ Singsong voice ] MALIK.
478
00:10:49,965 --> 00:10:51,855
SO, I FINISHED ALL THOSE ERRANDS
479
00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,482
YOU NEEDED ME TO RUN, BUT I
480
00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:55,342
COULDN'T FIND MOST OF THE PLACES
481
00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:57,004
YOU WANTED ME TO GO AND I LEFT
482
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000
YOUR CLEANING AT THE HOUSE.
483
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,860
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, SHEILA?
484
00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:02,342
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THIS HOUSE,
485
00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:03,594
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S MY NEW
486
00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:04,786
CONTRACT, BUT I AM REALLY
487
00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:06,073
STARTING TO SEE THAT I CAN'T
488
00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:06,858
TRUST ANYBODY.
489
00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,002
EVERYBODY AROUND ME WANTS
490
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,860
SOMETHING FROM ME.
491
00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:09,522
[ SCOFFS ]
492
00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:10,717
I'M SURROUNDED BY TAKERS.
493
00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:12,144
>> SO WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?
494
00:11:12,137 --> 00:11:13,237
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
495
00:11:13,241 --> 00:11:13,931
WATCHES.
496
00:11:13,931 --> 00:11:15,411
HELL, I DON'T EVEN NEED A WATCH.
497
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,243
I CAN SEE THE TIME ON MY PHONE!
498
00:11:18,241 --> 00:11:19,551
FOUND THAT ON THE ELEVATOR.
499
00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:21,031
DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS A ROLEX
500
00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:22,384
OR YOURS.
501
00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:23,479
I GUESS YOU WANT YOUR TOILET
502
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,592
PAPER MONEY BACK, TOO, HUH?
503
00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:25,756
>> GIRL, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY
504
00:11:25,758 --> 00:11:27,658
>> GIRL, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY
HOUSE.
505
00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:32,615
HOUSE.
506
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,240
>> AND THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME
507
00:11:34,241 --> 00:11:36,001
AFTER I GRADUATED FROM MEDICAL
508
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,790
SCHOOL.
509
00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:38,173
AND THIS COULD BE YOU.
510
00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:39,282
ENTER FACE HERE.
511
00:11:39,275 --> 00:11:40,165
[ CHUCKLES ]
512
00:11:40,172 --> 00:11:41,692
MY PARENTS WERE SO PROUD.
513
00:11:41,689 --> 00:11:43,409
AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE YOUR
514
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:45,213
FAMILIES PROUD, TOO, IF YOU JUST
515
00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:46,306
APPLY YOURSELVES.
516
00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:48,140
>> MY FAMILY WAS MURDERED --
517
00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:49,337
HARD.
518
00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:50,764
>> OH, OKAY.
519
00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:52,208
WELL, UM, WHY DON'T WE OPEN UP
520
00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:53,446
THE FLOOR FOR A FEW QUESTIONS,
521
00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:54,098
HUH?
522
00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:57,213
UH, YOU, WITH THE...
523
00:11:57,206 --> 00:11:58,756
GUN TATTOO ON YOUR NECK.
524
00:11:58,758 --> 00:12:00,688
>> REAL QUICK, HOW MUCH THAT
525
00:12:00,689 --> 00:12:01,409
iPAD COST?
526
00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:02,073
>> OH.
527
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:02,998
>> UM...
528
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,450
WELL, I'M NOT REALLY SURE,
529
00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:05,858
BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS IF YOU
530
00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,412
WORK REALLY HARD, ONE DAY YOU'LL
531
00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:08,593
BE ABLE TO AFFORD ONE OF YOUR
532
00:12:08,586 --> 00:12:09,276
VERY OWN.
533
00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:09,965
MM-HMM.
534
00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:10,895
>> GIRL, PLEASE.
535
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,686
WORK HARD?
536
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,339
YOU MARRIED A FOOTBALL PLAYER.
537
00:12:13,344 --> 00:12:14,004
>> OOH!
538
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,900
WAIT! I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR
539
00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:15,996
THIS ANSWER.
540
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,930
GO AHEAD.
541
00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:18,591
>> I-I-IT WASN'T A QUESTION.
542
00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:19,376
YOU, YES.
543
00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:20,759
>> UM, WHEN DO WE EAT?
544
00:12:20,758 --> 00:12:21,898
>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
545
00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:23,406
UH, WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE JAZZ IS
546
00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:24,863
ALMOST DONE PUTTING OUT THE
547
00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:26,032
WATERCRESS SANDWICHES.
548
00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:27,214
>> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
549
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,376
ISN'T THAT THAT GIRL FROM THE
550
00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:29,449
NE-YO VIDEO?
551
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,168
>> IT IS HER!
552
00:12:30,172 --> 00:12:31,592
ARE YOU A REAL CHEER LEADER?
553
00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:33,336
>> SWEETIE, IT'S CALLED ACTING.
554
00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:34,524
>> [ LAUGHS ]
555
00:12:34,517 --> 00:12:36,927
I HARDLY CALL THAT ACTING, JAZZ.
556
00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:38,001
NOW IF I CAN JUST GET YOUR
557
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,380
ATTENTION, LADIES, WE CAN FINISH
558
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:40,789
UP AND YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF YOUR
559
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:41,763
WATERCRESS SANDWICHES.
560
00:12:41,758 --> 00:12:43,068
>> HEY, HOW CAN I GET INTO THOSE
561
00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:43,758
MUSIC VIDEOS?
562
00:12:43,758 --> 00:12:44,858
>> IS THAT YOUR REAL BUTT?
563
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:45,522
>> MM-HMM.
564
00:12:45,517 --> 00:12:46,447
>> OH, GIRL, YOU GOOD.
565
00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:47,968
[ LAUGHTER ]
566
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:48,685
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
567
00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:49,789
DON'T YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW
568
00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:50,793
ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT BEING A
569
00:12:50,793 --> 00:12:51,453
DOCTOR?
570
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:52,588
>> HOW ARE YOU A REAL DOCTOR IF
571
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:53,446
YOU DON'T EVEN PRACTICE?
572
00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:54,098
>> WELL...
573
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:54,933
>> OH, LOOK, Y'ALL.
574
00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:57,311
RANCH SUNFLOWER SEEDS!
575
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,860
>> AND SANDWICHES!
576
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,282
THERE ARE SANDWICHES, TOO!
577
00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:01,445
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
578
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,518
>> WH-- WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU
579
00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:03,167
GOING?
580
00:13:03,172 --> 00:13:04,412
>> UH, TO GET ONE OF YOUR LOVELY
581
00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:05,623
WATER-CRESTED SANDWICHES.
582
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:06,480
GIRL, I CAN'T LIE.
583
00:13:06,482 --> 00:13:07,792
YOU KNOW I'M GONNA GO GET SOME
584
00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:08,693
SUNFLOWER SEEDS.
585
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:11,069
[ CHUCKLES ]
586
00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:12,618
>> CAN YOU MAKE THIS OUT TO
587
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:13,720
LIL' SCHIZO, PLEASE?
588
00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:16,594
>> OF COURSE, BABY GIRL.
589
00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:18,236
>> JAZZ, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH
590
00:13:18,241 --> 00:13:19,521
YOU FOR A MOMENT?
591
00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:21,407
YOU FOR A MOMENT?
>> [ SIGHS ]
592
00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:25,793
>> [ SIGHS ]
593
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:26,863
>> WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK
594
00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:27,522
YOU'RE DOING?
595
00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:28,237
>> [ SCOFFS ]
596
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,481
I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED STUNTIN'.
597
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:30,592
>> NO, WHAT IT'S CALLED IS
598
00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:31,586
MISLEADING THESE GIRLS DOWN THE
599
00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:32,236
WRONG PATH.
600
00:13:32,241 --> 00:13:32,971
>> EXCUSE ME?
601
00:13:32,965 --> 00:13:34,205
>> YEAH, TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO
602
00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:35,446
BE ABOUT UPLIFTING THESE GIRLS
603
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,788
AND SETTING AN EXAMPLE FOR THEM.
604
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:37,903
BUT INSTEAD, YOU HAVE THEM
605
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:39,066
RUNNING AROUND HERE THINKING
606
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,098
IT'S OKAY TO SLEEP WITH
607
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:41,723
EVERYONE AND SHAKE THEIR ASS IN
608
00:13:41,724 --> 00:13:42,524
MUSIC VIDEOS.
609
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,967
[ Chuckling ] SLEEP AROUND?
610
00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:45,335
WAIT, IS THIS ABOUT DERWIN?
611
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:46,904
IS HE STILL TALKING ABOUT ME?
612
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:48,476
THAT IS SO CUTE!
613
00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:49,552
>> WHAT?! NO!
614
00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:50,241
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
615
00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:51,451
DERWIN.
616
00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:52,378
IT'S ABOUT YOU CONVINCING THESE
617
00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:53,859
GIRLS THAT THERE'S SOME FUTURE
618
00:13:53,862 --> 00:13:55,522
IN THEM OBJECTIFYING THEMSELVES.
619
00:13:55,517 --> 00:13:57,067
>> WELL, THAT'S WEIRD, BECAUSE
620
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,758
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT MY FUTURE IS
621
00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:00,098
ALMOST IDENTICAL TO YOURS.
622
00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:01,663
YOUMARRIED A FOOTBALL PLAYER.
623
00:14:01,655 --> 00:14:03,335
IMARRIED A FOOTBALL PLAYER.
624
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,454
YOU'REA SUNBEAM.
625
00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:05,718
I'MA SUNBEAM.
626
00:14:05,724 --> 00:14:07,214
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M
627
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:08,206
SITTING AT THE SAME TABLE AS
628
00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,026
YOU.
629
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:10,284
ACTUALLY, NO, NOT TRUE.
630
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:11,545
I'M SITTING AT THE AUTOGRAPH
631
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,831
TABLE, UNLIKE YOU.
632
00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:13,587
>> EXCUSE ME?
633
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,336
>> [ SCOFFS ]
634
00:14:14,344 --> 00:14:15,454
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROLE
635
00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:16,278
MODEL?
636
00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:17,715
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FAKE-ASS,
637
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,284
INSECURE, WANNABE DOCTOR WHO
638
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,895
ENJOYS BRINGING DOWN OTHER WOMEN
639
00:14:20,896 --> 00:14:22,546
TO BUILD YOURSELF UP.
640
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:23,971
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
641
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,375
MY BACKGROUND MAY BE A LITTLE
642
00:14:25,379 --> 00:14:27,099
SKANKY, BUT I'M A SKANK THAT
643
00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,213
KEEPS IT 100.
644
00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:29,756
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
645
00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:32,168
LIL' SCHIZO IS WAITING.
646
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,242
>> [ SCOFFS ]
647
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,101
>> OH-WHOA.
648
00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:37,173
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?
649
00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:37,862
>> MM-HMM.
650
00:14:37,862 --> 00:14:38,522
I LOVE IT.
651
00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:39,307
THAT BROAD GOT HEART.
652
00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,030
>> UH, WHA--?!
653
00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:42,144
TASHA, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
654
00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:42,897
>> OH, COME ON.
655
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:43,686
COME ON, MELANIE.
656
00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:44,999
OKAY, NOW, YOU KNOW YOU HAD THAT
657
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:45,690
COMING.
658
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:46,719
YOU KNOW YOU DID, THE WAY YOU
659
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:47,524
BEEN TREATING HER!
660
00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:48,787
YOU'RE LUCKY SHE DIDN'T WHUP
661
00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:49,933
YOUR ASS A LONG TIME AGO.
662
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,281
HELL, IF SHE'D HAVE ASKED ME, I
663
00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:52,275
PROBABLY WOULD HAVE HELPED HER,
664
00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:52,965
TOO.
665
00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:53,615
>> WHAT?!
666
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:54,790
TASHA, HOW COULD YOU DEFEND HER?
667
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,033
I MEAN, SHE FREAKING SLEPT HER
668
00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:57,034
WAY INTO THE SUNBEAMS.
669
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,034
>> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
670
00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,004
DON'T MAKE ME REMIND YOU OF YOUR
671
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,100
FREAKY LITTLE TENDENCIES --
672
00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:02,173
MRS. TREY WIGGS/HOP IN THE BED
673
00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:03,692
WITH MALIK/JEROME.
674
00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:04,379
>> WHA--? I --
675
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:05,719
>> [ STAMMERS MOCKINGLY ]
676
00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,244
YOU AIN'T NOBODY'S SAINT, OKAY?
677
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,691
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE
678
00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:09,999
ALL GOT HERE THE SAME WAY --
679
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,280
EITHER GIVING UP THE COOCH OR
680
00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:12,025
PUSHING SOMEBODY UP OUT THE
681
00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:13,414
COOCH.
682
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,793
SO YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT NEXT
683
00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:17,073
TIME YOU GO JUDGING SOMEBODY.
684
00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:19,548
OOH, SOUR APPLE NOW AND LATERS.
685
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,621
OOH, SOUR APPLE NOW AND LATERS.
HA!
686
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,000
HA!
687
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,760
>> LASAGNA?
688
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:24,998
DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU
689
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:25,970
ONLY TAPPED YOUR BOOTY THREE
690
00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:26,615
TIMES.
691
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:27,620
NOW, YOU KEEP THAT UP, I'M GONNA
692
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:28,790
SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO ATLANTA,
693
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,723
SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO ATLANTA,
YOU HEAR ME?
694
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:33,244
YOU HEAR ME?
695
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:35,071
YOU HEAR ME?
[ SIGHS ]
696
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,928
[ SIGHS ]
697
00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:41,001
[ SIGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
698
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,480
[ GROANS ]
699
00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:45,382
[ GROANS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
700
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:50,279
[ GRUNTING ]
701
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:52,335
>> Yo, this is T-squared.
702
00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:53,664
Wings is the thing, and I got
703
00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:54,785
the ones with the zing.
704
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:55,593
You want to find a cluck truck,
705
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:56,856
all you got to do is follow the
706
00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:57,622
bright lights.
707
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,550
Peace and chicken wing grease.
708
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:00,901
[ Beep ]
709
00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:02,516
>> DOG, WHAT KIND OF STUPID-ASS
710
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:03,587
MESSAGE IS THAT?
711
00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:05,096
HUH? AND WHY YOU AIN'T REFILL MY
712
00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:06,033
PILLS, TEE TEE?
713
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,524
WHY YOU ACTING LIKE A LITTLE
714
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,137
BABY, DOG?
715
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:10,587
YO, YOU OUGHT TO BE THANKING ME
716
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,026
THAT I HIT OLD GIRL FOR YOU.
717
00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:13,384
I SMOKED HER OUT.
718
00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:14,139
[ CHUCKLES ]
719
00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:14,897
SHE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A
720
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:15,656
LITTLE --
721
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:16,715
[ Beep ]
722
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:18,594
HELLO?
723
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,206
HELLO?
[ SIGHS ]
724
00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:23,136
[ SIGHS ]
725
00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:24,897
[ Busy signal ]
726
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,896
[ Busy signal ]
[ SIGHS ]
727
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:34,376
[ SIGHS ]
728
00:16:34,379 --> 00:16:35,999
>> WELL, I THINK TODAY WAS A
729
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,310
SUCCESS, RIGHT?
730
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,380
>> UH-HUH, WELL, SOMEBODY STOLE
731
00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:39,619
$20 OUT OF MY PURSE.
732
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:40,790
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
733
00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:42,243
>> THAT ASIDE, YOU KNOW, NOT
734
00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:43,861
ONLY DID THE GIRLS LEARN A LOT
735
00:16:43,862 --> 00:16:44,972
FROM US, BUT THEY ALSO HELPED US
736
00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:45,995
LEARN A LOT ABOUT OURSELVES.
737
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
>> MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
738
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,520
>> SO, NEXT UP ON THE AGENDA IS
739
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:49,897
KEEPING THAT SPARK IN YOUR
740
00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:50,966
RELATIONSHIP SERIES.
741
00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,025
>> OH, THAT'S THE PART.
742
00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:52,724
>> OOH!
743
00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:53,454
[ LAUGHTER ]
744
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:54,998
>> YEP, AND, OF COURSE, WE NEED
745
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,310
SOME VOLUNTEERS.
746
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,760
>> [ SIGHS ]
747
00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:00,858
WHAT ABOUT YOU JAZZ?
748
00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:01,592
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
749
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:02,236
REALLY?
750
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,451
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO,
751
00:17:03,448 --> 00:17:04,168
REFRESHMENTS?
752
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:05,722
>> WELL, I WAS HOPING THAT MAYBE
753
00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:07,243
YOU COULD TEACH US SOME OF THOSE
754
00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:08,171
SEXY VIDEO MOVES.
755
00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:09,342
YOU KNOW, FOR OUR MEN?
756
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:10,034
>> All: OHH!
757
00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:11,344
>> YEAH!
758
00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:12,004
>> THE CHEEK TSUNAMI?
759
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,690
>> MM-HMM.
760
00:17:12,689 --> 00:17:13,339
>> YES!
761
00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:14,074
>> Y'ALL SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW
762
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:14,688
THAT?
763
00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:15,379
'CAUSE Y'ALL MEN WOULD NEVER
764
00:17:15,378 --> 00:17:15,998
LEAVE YOU ALONE.
765
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:16,690
>> All: OOH!
766
00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:17,449
>> I'M DOWN!
767
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:18,168
GIRL, LOOK.
768
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:19,762
IF IT'S ALL THAT, YOU NEED TO GO
769
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:21,518
AND GIVE US A SNEAK PEEK.
770
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:22,277
>> OH, OKAY.
771
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,165
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
772
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:23,862
ALL RIGHT.
773
00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:24,522
DO IT.
774
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:25,857
>> IT'S ALL IN THE KNEES AND THE
775
00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:26,522
ANKLES.
776
00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:27,167
>> HEY!
777
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,972
>> THEN TURN AROUND.
778
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,965
>> All: OHH!
779
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:31,995
MY PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT.
780
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,100
I AIN'T SHAKING RIGHT, BUT
781
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,283
MELANIE, YOU GOOD, SO COME ON.
782
00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:34,965
>> ME?
783
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:35,615
>> YEAH!
784
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:36,790
>> SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
785
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:37,863
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE.
786
00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:39,762
>> AAAH!
787
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:40,448
NO. NO. NO.
788
00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:41,478
THAT'S A RIP TIDE.
789
00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:43,002
THAT'S GONNA PULL YOU OVER AND
790
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:43,690
KILL YOU.
791
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:44,659
[ LAUGHTER ]
792
00:17:44,655 --> 00:17:45,405
>> NO. DO IT!
793
00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:46,103
DO IT, JAZZ!
794
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:46,863
>> SHAKE IT.
795
00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:47,862
>> SHAKE THAT THING!
796
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:48,972
>> SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE.
797
00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:49,685
>> [ LAUGHS ]
798
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:50,999
>> OH, SO, ARE YOU SAYING I
799
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
DON'T HAVE A BUTT?
800
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,970
>> NO, JUST KEEP TRYING.
801
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,655
>> ♪ PUT THE TEA IN THE KETTLE
802
00:17:54,655 --> 00:17:56,135
AND LIGHT IT ♪
803
00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:57,827
♪ PUT YOUR HAND ON THE METAL AND
804
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:58,587
FEEL IT ♪
805
00:17:58,586 --> 00:17:59,656
[ SIREN WAILS ]
806
00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:05,135
♪ DO YOU EVEN FEEL IT ANYMORE?
807
00:18:05,137 --> 00:18:06,377
>> ♪ I REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT
808
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:08,029
I WAS JOKING ♪
809
00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:11,834
♪ NOW I'M ALL SINGING KARAOKE
810
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:13,827
♪ FURTHER THAN I'VE EVER BEEN
811
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,207
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
812
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:17,996
>> GET BACK IN THE CAR!
813
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,690
PUT YOUR HANDS OUTSIDE THE
814
00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:20,969
WINDOW WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.
815
00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:21,685
>> YO, HOMEY.
816
00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:23,139
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND PUNK-ASS
817
00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:24,377
TEE TEE'S WING TRUCK, MAN.
818
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:25,029
ALL RIGHT?
819
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,214
IT'S PROBABLY DOWN BY THE
820
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,686
STADIUM, SO CALM YOUR LITTLE ASS
821
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,339
DOWN, OKAY?
822
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,594
>> [ Sternly ] TEE TEE'S WING
823
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,066
TRUCK IS DOWN BY THE FIREWORKS
824
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,338
SHOW, SIR.
825
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,314
NOW GET BACK IN THE CAR, PLEASE.
826
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,930
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKIN' TONIGHT?
827
00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:38,621
>> DOG, I'M
828
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,550
MALIK EL DeBARGE WRIGHT, OKAY?
829
00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:41,721
>> I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
830
00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:43,004
I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE YOU DO A
831
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:43,900
BREATHALYZER FOR ME.
832
00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:45,206
>> A BREATHA-WHAT?
833
00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:46,586
NAH, HOMEY. [ CHUCKLES ]
834
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:47,446
I LIKE GIRLS.
835
00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:48,238
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
836
00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:49,001
TO PULL, BUT I AIN'T WITH IT.
837
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,620
THAT AIN'T ME.
838
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,280
>> [ GRUNTS ]
839
00:18:50,275 --> 00:18:50,965
>> HEY, YO!
840
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,025
YO! BACK UP OFF ME, MAN!
841
00:18:52,034 --> 00:18:52,724
>> [ GRUNTS ]
842
00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:53,794
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
843
00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:55,143
>> AAAAH!
844
00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:56,717
OHH!
845
00:18:56,724 --> 00:18:58,864
[ GRUNTS ]
846
00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:00,482
OH, MAN!
847
00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:01,342
>> ♪ I'M STILL JUST YOUNG AND
848
00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:02,344
UNLUCKY I'M SURPRISED
849
00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:04,174
YOU COULDN'T TELL ♪
850
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:05,762
♪ I WAS ONLY TRYING TO GET
851
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,308
♪ I WAS ONLY TRYING TO GET
AHEAD ♪
852
00:19:07,358 --> 00:19:11,908
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