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>> UNLOCK THE DOOR!

THIS IS MANAGEMENT!

>> HOLD ON, MAN!

I'M ALMOST DONE!

>> IF I'M NOT, YOU'RE NOT.

>> OH!

>> COME HERE.

>> OH, RIGHT.

[ WATER RUNNING ]

>> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

>> IT DEPENDS.

IS IT STILL MANAGEMENT?

[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]

>> LOOK, MAN, IF YOU PRESS

CHARGES, PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK

OF YOUR CLUB AS THE NO-FUN

PLACE.

BUT IF YOU LET THE RUMOR

CIRCULATE THAT THE MALIK WRIGHT

WAS IN YOUR CLUB HAVING

RELATIONS WITH A YOUNG WOMAN AND

BROKE THE SINK, GUARANTEED, YOUR

CLUB WILL STAY HOT FOR ANOTHER

SIX MONTHS.

SO LET'S LET THE INSURANCE

ADJUSTER HANDLE IT.

RIGHT? HE'S OUR MAN.

HE'LL FUDGE THE REPORT.

YOU GET A BETTER SINK.

>> FINE.

I'LL GET THE MOP SO YOU GUYS CAN

CLEAN THIS UP.

>> COME ON, MALIK.

GIVE THE LITTLE MAN A TIP SO WE

CAN GO.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

NO, OTHERWISE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO

GO HOME AND FINISH WITH MY

HUSBAND, AND HE CRIES WHEN HE

ORGASMS.

>> OH, MY GOD.

ALL RIGHT, BABY, LET'S GO.

>> LET'S GO.

>> HEY, MALIK, ONE SECOND, MAN.

>> BABY, GIVE ME A MINUTE.

>> OH, OKAY.

WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST GO IN

HERE AND TAKE A PEE WHILE YOU

GUYS TALK CHICKEN.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU,

MAN?

I MEAN, I SEEN YOU GET STUPID

OVER CHICKS YOU FEELING, BUT

THIS CHICK?

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, DAWG, IT'S

JUST CASUAL.

CASUAL.

>> OH, OKAY, COOL, GOOD.

CASUAL. GOOD.

'CAUSE I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND

THAT YOU WERE BANGING YOUR

BOSS'S WIFE, WHICH, BY THE WAY,

WAY MORE FORMAL.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, TEE TEE?

I'M GONNA HANDLE THIS RIGHT

HERE.

AND YOU HANDLE THIS.

>> YO, STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE

I'M STILL YOUR ASSISTANT, MAN.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOUR LITTLE PUNK ASS DIDN'T HAVE

A PROBLEM WHEN I GAVE YOU THAT

MONEY FOR THE WING TRUCK,

DID YOU?

>> YEAH, YOU DID GIVE IT TO ME,

AND NOW I'M A BUSINESSMAN.

ALL RIGHT, SO GET SOMEBODY ELSE

TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESSES.

>> OKAY, TEE TEE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, MAN.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M GONNA GO GET SOMEBODY TO

CLEAN UP MY MESS.

COME ON.

>> DAMN.

>> SORRY I'M LATE.

>> OH, NO PROBLEM.

JUST WEARING A VEST AND TIE IN A

DIMLY LIT PARK.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

EXCUSE ME, YOUNG LADY, WHERE'S

THE REST OF YOUR SKIRT?

>> MOM.

>> SHE HAS SHORTS ON UNDERNEATH.

>> SO WHAT?

YOU GOT A BRA ON UNDERNEATH, YET

I CAN STILL SEE WHAT LIES

BENEATH.

>> STOP FIGHTING.

>> WE'RE NOT FIGHTING.

WE'RE DEBATING.

>> HONEY, WE LOVE EACH OTHER.

>> THEN WHY DID YOU GET A

DIVORCE?

>> OKAY, WE TOLERATE EACH OTHER.

>> YEAH. SEE? LOOK.

SEE?

WE'RE TOLERATING.

>> YOU LOOK LIKE THE JOKER.

YOUR SMILE'S FAKE.

>> HEY.

>> I'LL BE IN THE LITTLE CAR.

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU PULLED

BACK ON THE SARCASM, WE CAN GET

THROUGH ONE OF THESE DROP-OFFS.

>> OKAY, OKAY.

WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT,

THERE'S A FEW THINGS I'D LIKE

YOU TO PULL BACK ON, STARTING

WITH THAT STUPID-ASS REALITY

SHOW OF YOURS.

>> OOH.

YOU STINK OF HATE, JASON.

>> OH, NO, NO.

YOU STINK, SMELLY.

YOU STINK OF DESPERATION WITH

YOUR DURAN DURAN HAIR AND YOUR

SPRAY-ON TAN AND YOUR SKANKY

CLOTHES.

PROBABLY GET ATTACKED BY A PACK

OF ESKIMOS.

>> WHAT?

>> I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THE

OTHER THING 'CAUSE YOU MIGHT

LIKE IT.

>> OH. [ LAUGHS ]

YOU ARE JUST DYING TO HAVE

CONTROL OVER ME AGAIN.

WELL, IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN,

JASON.

I'M FREE!

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WASN'T?

THIS AND THESE AND THAT.

AND YOU KNOW WHO PAID FOR ALL OF

THAT?

YOU.

AND YOU'RE GONNA KEEP PAYING FOR

IT EVEN AFTER YOU'RE DEAD.

I WON, JASON.

I WON!

THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES --

DIVORCE -- IT'S THE GIFT THAT

KEEPS ON GIVING.

>> WHO THE HELL YOU TALKING TO?

>> HI-O!

>> [ SIGHS ]

IT'S "HEY-O."

>> HEY, BABE, GUESS WHAT.

>> DERWIN KILLED MELANIE?

>> OH, MY GOD, DID HE?

>> NO, BUT IT'S COMING.

THAT GIRL AND HER DAMN

SHENANIGANS.

SHE GOT THAT BOY'S HEAD SO FAR

OUT THE GAME, NOW HE DOESN'T

WANT TO GO TO MALIK'S VIDEO-GAME

RELEASE PARTY, WHICH MEANS I GOT

TO WORK THE CROWD WITHOUT HIM.

>> OH, WELL, SEE, THAT'S WHAT I

WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

I GOT THE CONTRACT TO DO MALIK'S

PARTY.

>> GET OUT!

>> YES, YES, YES.

>> CONGRATULATIONS.

>> NOW WE CAN GO TOGETHER.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK THE CROWD

BY YOURSELF NOW.

>> YOU KNOW, IT AIN'T LIKE IT'S

A PARTY FOR ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

IT'S JUST BUSINESS.

MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO GO WITH

SOMEBODY ELSE.

OOH!

WHAT ABOUT THAT ASHLEY GIRL?

>> NO, ASHLEY'S WAY TOO CLINGY.

>> BABY, I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I?

I TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA BE OVER

THE MINUTE YOU LET HER KEEP HER

TOOTHBRUSH AT YOUR PLACE.

WHAT'D I SAY?

YOU GIVE THEM A TOOTHBRUSH, AND

THEY'RE GONNA WANT A DRAWER.

>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> WHAT ABOUT BRANDI?

EXCEPT THIS TIME, YOU CAN'T BE

RUDE, AND YOU GOT TO GET HER

BREAKFAST THE NEXT MORNING.

>> I AIN'T TALKED TO BRANDI IN

MONTHS.

>> OKAY.

WELL, THEN, WHAT ABOUT --

>> TASHA, I WANT TO TAKE YOU.

I WANT TO MEET MALIK.

>> WHY?

YOU A FAN?

>> NO, I'M NOT A FAN.

HE'S YOUR SON.

AND I'VE BEEN DATING HIS MOM FOR

THE PAST SIX MONTHS.

>> DANTE, LOOK, I THOUGHT WE WAS

GONNA BE KEEPING THIS LIGHT.

>> TASHA, IS THIS ABOUT MY AGE?

>> NO!

IT'S ABOUT THE FACT THAT I'M

HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH YOU.

YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH ME?

>> YES.

>> OKAY.

>> I'M HAVING GREAT TIME WITH

YOU.

I DIG YOU.

I DIG TALKING TO YOU.

I DIG HANGING OUT WITH YOU.

YOU KNOW I DIG DIGGING YOU,

GIRL.

MMM!

>> I DIG YOU, TOO, ALL RIGHT?

BUT FOR THE SAFETY OF WHATEVER

THIS THING IS THAT WE'RE DOING,

I JUST THINK WE NEED TO KEEP

DOING WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU DO YOU, I DO ME, AND

OCCASIONALLY WE CAN JUST DO EACH

OTHER.

OKAY?

>> YEAH.

I'LL FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO GO

WITH.

>> THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

>> I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,

BUDDY.

YOU ARE A GOOD KID.

YOU SEE...

WELL, KNOW WHAT I NOTICE ABOUT

YOU?

YOU GOT SOME BIG HANDS, MAN.

WIDE-RECEIVER HANDS, JUST LIKE

YOUR DADDY.

AND THAT NOSE -- THAT NOSE

THERE?

SEE, I KNOW THAT NOSE.

KNOW WHOSE NOSE THAT IS?

THAT'S GRANNY'S NOSE.

AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.

AND YOUR HAIR, OKAY...

MAY BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT, BUT

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE GOT INDIAN IN OUR FAMILY,

RIGHT?

MELANIE...

"JANAY JUST WANTS WHAT WE GOT,

DERWIN."

NO, MELANIE, YOU JUST WANT WHAT

WE GOT.

LISTEN, SON -- LISTEN TO ME.

YOU BEWARE OF WOMEN, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY?

THEY'LL GET YOU WITH THE

OKEYDOKE EVERY TIME.

ALL RIGHT?

>> ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, YEAH.

SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT.

I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO FALL

FOR THE BANANA IN THE TAILPIPE

JUST LIKE YOUR DAD.

>> HEY, THERE'S MAMA'S BABY BOY!

COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE!

DON'T TRY TO RUN FROM ME.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, DERWIN, FOR

COMING OVER AND RELIEVING RINA.

>> NO PROBLEM.

>> THERE WAS A SHOE SALE AT THE

MALL.

YOU KNOW I COULDN'T RESIST THAT.

>> IS THAT WHERE YOU GOT THE

PURSE?

>> YEAH.

I WISH IT WAS ON SALE, TOO.

>> AH.

LOOKS FAMILIAR.

>> IT'S THE SAME PURSE YOUR GIRL

HAD THE OTHER DAY AT THE ESSENCE

SHOOT.

IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT COLOR,

AND IT LOOKS BETTER ON ME.

AIN'T THAT RIGHT?

IT LOOKS BETTER ON MOMMY.

IT LOOKS BETTER ON MOMMY.

>> JANAY, IS D.J. MINE?

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, GREAT

SHOOTING IN THERE.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER FOR MY

WAXING.

HEY, MELANIE.

>> HI.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

>> YEAH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> OH, I JUST CAME TO FIND OUT

THE MOST EXPENSIVE PROCEDURE

JASON CAN GET FOR ME.

I'M NOT GETTING IT, THOUGH.

BUTT IMPLANTS.

THEY FLY THE BUTT FAT IN FROM

BRAZIL.

YOUR TURN.

>> UM...I JUST CAME TO PICK UP

MY APPLICATION FOR THEIR

RESIDENCY PROGRAM.

>> IS HE STILL NOT TALKING TO

YOU?

>> HE DIDN'T EVEN COME HOME LAST

NIGHT.

AND I REFUSE TO SIT AROUND AND

WAIT FOR HIM TO DROP THE "I'M

LEAVING YOU" BOMB.

>> NO, MELANIE, HE'S GONNA COME

AROUND.

>> YEAH, AND IF HE DOESN'T,

KELLY, WHAT IS MY PLAN "B," HUH?

A REALITY SHOW?

>> IF YOU'RE LUCKY.

I MEAN, I KNOW IT ALL LOOKS

SUPER-GLAMOROUS, BUT IT'S NOT

FOR EVERYONE.

THE CAMERA DOESN'T LOVE ALL

SHAPES AND SIZES, MELANIE.

>> EXCUSE ME?

>> DON'T BLAME ME.

IT'S THE BIZ.

LOOK, THE POINT IS YOU SHOULDN'T

BE FOCUSED ON PLAN "B."

YOU'RE STILL ON PLAN "A" -- YOUR

MARRIAGE.

AND YOU SHOULD FIGHT FOR IT.

LOOK, I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE I

HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT, BUT IF

I HAD TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN,

I'M NOT SURE I'D CHOOSE DIVORCE.

>> DIDN'T JASON DIVORCE YOU?

>> AFTER I WANTED TO DIVORCE HIM

FIRST.

KEEP UP, MELANIE.

THE POINT IS, YOU'VE GOT TO

FIGHT.

>> OH, AND SPEAKING OF FIGHT,

TELL YOUR LITTLE TASHA IF I

CATCH HER ON THE STREETS, THAT'S

THAT ASS.

[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I DID

IT ALL, I GO AND SNATCH UP MY

OWN VIDEO-GAME COVER, Y'ALL.

I'M THE MAN IN THIS BEAST, EVEN

WITH THE HATERS TRYING TO KEEP

ME DOWN -- REPORTERS, SABERS

OWNERS.

>> I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID

IT.

DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THE CURSE?

>> WHAT CURSE?

NO CURSE IN PUTTING YOUR FACE ON

THE COVER OF NO VIDEO GAME,

DUMBASS.

>> MIKE VICK, COVER, BROKEN

FIBULA.

DONOVAN McNABB, COVER, TORN ACL.

BRETT FAVRE, COVER, TORN BICEP.

EH, YOU KNOW...

MS. PAC-MAN DID IT, AND SHE'S

FINE, SO MAYBE YOU WILL BE, TOO.

>> MAN, YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS

'CAUSE THEY ASKED ME TO DO THE

COVER AND NOT YOU.

>> DUDE, I PASSED ON IT FIVE

YEARS IN A ROW.

MATTER OF FACT, DIDN'T THEY

OFFER YOU A COVER?

>> WHY ARE YOU SUCH A HATER,

DAWG?

>> HELL, YEAH!

DERWIN TURNED THE COVER DOWN

BECAUSE OF THE CURSE.

>> JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE GUESTS

ARE HAPPY.

MAKE SURE MALIK HAS A DRINK IN

HIS HANDS AT ALL TIMES.

WANT TO MAKE SURE HE'S GOOD.

GO CHECK ON HIM FOR ME RIGHT

NOW.

THANK YOU, BABE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

I SEE YOU, PLAYBOY.

GOT YOUR FRESH CUT, GOT THE

BIG-BOY SUIT ON, WITH A LITTLE

SHINE.

ALL RIGHT.

GET 'EM.

>> COME HERE, TASHA.

>> OH, UH...

>> OH, OKAY.

>> MM-HMM.

I SAW YOU WITH MISS THANG ALL UP

IN HER EAR.

NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOUR BUNNIES

WAS THAT?

>> THAT IS NICKI, AND SHE WORKS

FOR ME, ALL RIGHT?

>> OKAY.

>> SHEREE.

HOW ARE YOU, DEAR?

HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING ON DOWN

THERE IN ATLANTA?

>> LIKE YOU CARE, PIG.

>> YOU AND SHEREE?

>> LOOK, WE JUST HUNG OUT A FEW

TIMES, AND, AS YOU CAN SEE, IT

DIDN'T WORK.

WHY?

>> OH, NOTHING.

I MEAN, I JUST NEVER WOULD HAVE

EXPECTED TO SEE YOU WITH SUCH A

MATURE REALITY STAR.

>> DANTE, ARE YOU GONNA BUY ME A

DRINK OR NOT?

>> DON'T YOU SEE I'M RIGHT IN

THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING RIGHT

HERE?

>> WHAT, THIS OLD BROAD?

>> WHO YOU CALLING OLD?IGHT OVER

THERE AND GET YOURSELF A DRINK,

ALL RIGHT?

>> I'M GOING OVER HERE.

YOU TRYING TO PLAY ME?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> WHAT YOU MEAN, WHAT AM I

TALKING ABOUT?

HELL, YOU DON'T SEE THE

PATTERN HERE?

GOT A DAMN STABLE FULL OF GOLDEN

GIRLS RUNNING AROUND HERE.

BOY, YOU LET ME FIND OUT THAT

YOU BEEN PLAYING ME FOR YOUR

FREAKY OLD-LADY FETISH?

THAT AIN'T EVEN CUTE!

>> LISTEN, TASHA, CALM DOWN.

I AM TELLING YOU NO ONE'S

PLAYING ANYONE.

>> OKAY, AND I'M TELLING YOU,

EVEN A GARBAGE CAN EATS A STEAK.

>> WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

>> DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW CUTE

YOUR KNOCK-KNEES ARE?

>> YEAH, I GET THEM FROM MY

MAMA.

>> TEE, THIS PARTY IS WHACK,

DAWG.

GET THE CAR.

COME TAKE ME HOME RIGHT NOW.

>> DUDE, ARE YOU DRUNK?

>> SILENCE!

AND TAKE ME TO THE CRIB.

>> YO, NO, I'M NOT YOUR FLUNKIE

NO MORE, MAN.

CALL A CAB.

>> ALL I'M GONNA DO IS CALL YOUR

ASS FOR THE NUMBER.

DAWG, LOOK, GOT PARKER BUTT

NAKED AT THE HOUSE, WAITING ON

ME.

TOOK YOUR ADVICE -- KEEPING MY

BUSINESS OUT THE STREET.

NOW COME ON.

>> NO, MAN.

AFTER THIS PARTY, PEOPLE ARE

GONNA BE HUNGRY, AND ME AND MY

WING TRUCK NEED TO BE OUTSIDE,

LOCKED AND LOADED.

>> OH, THE WING TRUCK THAT I

BOUGHT FOR YOU?

>> YEAH, THAT ONE.

>> I CAN TAKE HIM.

I NEED TO PUT SOME WORK IN ON MY

DISSERTATION, ANYWAY.

>> YEAH, LET YOUR LITTLE

WING-TERN TAKE ME.

>> HEY, LOOK, HER NAME IS

ALISON, ALL RIGHT?

AND SHE USED TO BE MY INTERN,

AND NOW SHE'S MY LIFE PARTNER.

>> OKAY.

THAT TERM IS USUALLY RESERVED

FOR GAY PEOPLE, BUT SHE CAN TAKE

ME ANYWAY.

COME ON, NOW.

LET'S GO.

HEY, I APPRECIATE YOU, BABY.

>> YOU ON YOUR OWN FROM NOW ON,

MAN.

AND F.Y.I., WE ARE GAY!

AS IN HAPPY!

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

>> HOO.

ROUND TWO.

COME ON, DERWIN.

I'M READY FOR IT ALL.

SILENT TREATMENT, YELLING, MORE

HOLES IN THE WALL.

OH, MY GOD.

>> HE'S NOT MINE, IS HE?

>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

NO.

HE'S NOT.

>> THAT LITTLE KID IS MY HEART.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[ Crying ] OH, GOD!

[ TELEVISION PLAYING ]

>> THE HELL YOU DOING HERE?

WHAT, RUBY DEE TURN YOU DOWN FOR

A BOOTY CALL?

>> I NEVER WENT OUT WITH ANYONE

NAMED RUBY.

LOOK, TASHA, WHY YOU ACTING LIKE

THIS, HUH?

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID YOU

WANTED TO KEEP IT LIGHT WHEN I

TOLD YOU I WANTED TO BE WITH

YOU.

IS YOUR HEARING AID NOT WORKING?

>> OLD JOKES ON A WOMAN AIN'T

FUNNY.

THEY AIN'T NEVER BEEN FUNNY,

AIN'T GONNA NEVER BE FUNNY.

>> TASH, COME ON, TALK TO ME.

WHAT'S UP?

>> I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL.

I MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU HAD ALL

THESE LITTLE YOUNG GIRLS RUNNING

AROUND BUT I'D BE THE ONLY REAL

WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE.

>> [ SCOFFS ]

SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT --

IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO HIT ANYTHING

THAT SHOPS AT FOREVER 21, BUT

LOEHMANN'S, THAT'S OFF LIMITS

NOW.

I'M SORRY.

THE OLD JOKES AIN'T FUNNY, AIN'T

NEVER BEEN FUNNY.

BUT THE REAL PROBLEM IS YOU NEED

TO FORGET ABOUT MY AGE AND JUST

ADMIT THAT YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR

ME.

>> OKAY.

I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU.

YOU HAPPY, DAMN IT?

>> WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT...

WELL, YEAH, I AM.

BUT YOU ARE NOT SOME COUGAR THAT

I'M TEST-DRIVING.

AND THE FACT THAT I'VE BEEN HERE

EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST MONTH,

THAT SHOULD LET YOU KNOW YOU'RE

THE ONE I CAN'T STOP THINKING

ABOUT.

YOU'RE THE ONE I CONNECT WITH.

YOU'RE THE ONE WITH MY HEART.

LOOK, NOW THAT BOTH OF OUR

FEELINGS ARE OUT THERE, WHAT DO

YOU WANT TO DO?

ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M LEAVING.

MM-HMM.

BUT YOU -- YOU'RE GONNA LOSE

SOMETHING GOOD.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO STOP ME.

[ GROWLS ]

>> DANTE...

MEN.

YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW GOOD IT

FEELS.

>> JASON PITTS?

JASON JUST WALKED IN.

GET HIM!

GO TO KELLY.

>> I AM NOT GIVING YOU A

REACTION TO THAT, NOT AFTER THIS

EMPOWERING MOMENT WE WERE

HAVING.

>> GO BACK TO JASON.

UH, MR. PITTS --

>> PLEASE, PLEASE -- JASON.

CALL ME JASON.

>> JASON, WOULD YOU MIND SIGNING

THIS RELEASE SO WE CAN FILM YOU

FOR OUR SHOW?

>> OH, YOU -- YOU GUYS ARE

FILMING?

OH, I DIDN'T EVEN --

YEAH, SURE, YEAH, OF COURSE.

>> JASON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SHOOTING

MY SHOW.

>> LADIES, WOULD YOU CARE TO

JOIN ME AND PEACHES, MY SPECIAL

FRIEND HERE, IN OUR PRIVATE

CABANA?

WE'RE HAVING MANI-PEDIS AND

CHAMPAGNE, OF COURSE.

>> NO, THEY WOULD NOT LIKE TO

JOIN YOU.

>> OH, MY GOD.

THEY HAVE THE BEST MANIS AND

PEDIS HERE!

EEE!

NICE VEST, BY THE WAY.

>> OH, THIS OLD THING?

[ LAUGHS ] KNOW, IT'S VERY IMMAE

AND DESPERATE OF YOU TO TRY TO

STEAL MY SHOW.

>> KEL, COME ON.

I'M NOT -- I'M NOT TRYING TO

STEAL YOUR SHOW.

I'M JUST REMINDING YOU THAT I AM

THE SHOW.

AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET A

REACTION TO THAT.

>> STOP IT!

>> [ LAUGHING ]

THAT'S GOOD TV.

YOU GUYS LIKE CHAMPAGNE?

[ SNAPS FINGERS ]

>> WHAT?

>> I LOVE CHAMPAGNE.

[ GROANS ]

WHERE THIS FOOL AT?

HEY, MALIK, COME ON!

WHERE YOU AT, MAN?

>> WHAT'S UP, TEE TEE?

GOT SOME WINGS FOR ME?

>> WINGS? MAN, YOU GOT A

SANDWICH IN YOUR HAND.

>> SANDWICH?

NOT FOR LONG.

>> YO, YOU SEEN MALIK?

>> MAN, YOU KNOW THIS HOUSE IS

BIG.

COME ON UP HERE AND FIND HIM,

MAN.

>> ALL RIGHT.

MALIK!

>> MALIK, DO YOU SMELL WINGS?

OH, GOD, IF HE GETS IN, I'M

DEFINITELY GETTING OUT.

>> OH, HEY, MY BAD, MAN.

MY BAD.

>> ALISON?

>> UH...

>> SHE CAN'T STAY DOWN THERE ALL

DAY.

TRUST ME.

>> YO, THAT'S NOT JUST SOME

GIRL, MAN!

THAT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND.

>> WELL, I TOLD YOU TO TAKE ME

HOME, DIDN'T I?

>> THANKS, MEL.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

>> HELLO?

>> HEY, IT'S TAMMY.

>> HI.

>> YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET,

HAVE YOU?

>> WHY?

>> I MADE A MISTAKE.

I RAN IT AGAIN.

I RAN IT A FEW TIMES.

IT IS HIS BABY.

I'M SO SORRY.

I'VE BEEN WORKING ON NO SLEEP.

YOU ARE LUCKY YOU DON'T HAVE TO

DO THIS RESIDENCY.

IT'S KILLING ME.

>> I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

OH, MY GOD.

>> WHO WAS THAT?

>> JUST SOMEBODY SELLING STUFF.

DO YOU WANT SOME MORE ICE?

>> OH, NO, NO, I'M GOOD.

I'M GOOD.

CAN I HAVE A KISS?

>> * BUT IT WAS JUST A DREAM

* JUST A MOMENT AGO

* I WAS UP SO HIGH, LOOKING DOWN

AT THE SKY *

* DON'T LET ME FALL

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