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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,867 --> 00:00:04,897 * IT WAS JUST A DREAM 2 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:08,000 * JUST A MOMENT AGO 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,370 * I WAS UP SO HIGH, LOOKIN' DOWN 4 00:00:10,367 --> 00:00:11,367 AT THE SKY * 5 00:00:11,367 --> 00:00:13,127 * DON'T LET ME FALL 6 00:00:13,133 --> 00:00:14,403 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 7 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,530 * I WAS SHOOTING FOR STARS... 8 00:00:18,533 --> 00:00:21,973 >> WHAT'S UP? 9 00:00:21,967 --> 00:00:24,127 HEY, WHAT UP? 10 00:00:24,133 --> 00:00:28,933 HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 11 00:00:28,933 --> 00:00:30,573 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 12 00:00:30,567 --> 00:00:32,467 EVERYONE OUT HERE BETTER BE A 13 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:33,297 SABER FAN. 14 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,300 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 15 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:36,530 >> TODAY, YOU WAS TELLING MY 16 00:00:36,533 --> 00:00:37,833 CLIENT, DERWIN DAVIS -- YEAH, 17 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:38,633 THE FACE OF NIKE. 18 00:00:38,633 --> 00:00:39,833 HE'S A MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR 19 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:40,873 "BOOM" CAMPAIGN, OKAY? 20 00:00:40,867 --> 00:00:41,597 HE'S A BRAND. 21 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,300 HE'S AN ICON. 22 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:43,530 HE'S A ONE-MAN, BALL-CATCHING 23 00:00:43,533 --> 00:00:44,933 ECONOMIC STIMULUS PACKAGE THAT'S 24 00:00:44,933 --> 00:00:46,103 RESPONSIBLE FOR SERIOUS JOB 25 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:47,230 CREATION FOR THE CITY OF 26 00:00:47,233 --> 00:00:47,803 SAN DIEGO. 27 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,200 AND YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND PUT HIM 28 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,370 AND HIS WIFE IN SOME DAMN 29 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:51,497 T-SHIRTS FOR THE COVER OF 30 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,470 ESSENCE ?! 31 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:53,430 >> YEAH, YEAH, 'CAUSE THE OWNERS 32 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:54,330 ARE OUT OF CONTROL. 33 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:55,173 THEY RUN THE SABERS LIKE A 34 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:55,597 PLANTATION. 35 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:56,430 OOH, DID I JUST SAY THAT? 36 00:00:56,433 --> 00:00:58,373 YEAH, YEAH, I DID. 37 00:00:58,367 --> 00:00:59,827 THE G.M. IS THE OVERSEER, THE 38 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:01,233 GRIDIRON IS THE COTTON FIELD, 39 00:01:01,267 --> 00:01:02,797 AND THE PLAYERS -- BLACK, WHITE, 40 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,230 OUR SAMOAN BROTHERS -- ALL OF 41 00:01:04,233 --> 00:01:05,503 THEM ARE NOTHING MORE THAN 42 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,500 $40 MILLION SLAVES. 43 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,070 SO, SABERS, I'M JASON PITTS, AND 44 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,327 YOU'RE BITCHED! 45 00:01:09,567 --> 00:01:10,297 >> * NOW I'M IN YOUR HOUSE 46 00:01:10,633 --> 00:01:11,833 * NOW I'M EVERYWHERE THAT YOUR 47 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:12,533 iPod GOES * 48 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:13,533 * EVERYTHING I SEE WAS A DREAM 49 00:01:13,533 --> 00:01:14,773 JUST A MOMENT AGO * 50 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:15,327 >> OH! 51 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:17,203 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 52 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,470 >> EVERYTHING. 53 00:01:20,467 --> 00:01:22,297 >> * I WAS UP SO HIGH, LOOKIN' 54 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,670 DOWN AT THE SKY * 55 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,297 * DON'T LET ME FALL 56 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,230 >> OH, MY GOD! 57 00:01:26,233 --> 00:01:26,933 OH, MY GOD! 58 00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:28,333 Y'ALL, LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 59 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:29,473 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 60 00:01:29,467 --> 00:01:31,127 I'M WEARING REAL DESIGNER SHOES 61 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:31,533 NOW. 62 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:33,173 WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO MY CHEAP 63 00:01:33,167 --> 00:01:34,527 HUSBAND, I HAD TO WEAR THE 64 00:01:34,533 --> 00:01:35,273 KNOCKOFFS. 65 00:01:35,267 --> 00:01:36,927 YOU HAVE TO TAKE SMALLER STEPS 66 00:01:36,933 --> 00:01:38,473 WITH KNOCKOFFS, 'CAUSE YOU'RE 67 00:01:38,467 --> 00:01:39,227 NOT AS CONFIDENT. 68 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:40,633 >> * DON'T LET ME FALL 69 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:41,903 >> * DON'T, DON'T 70 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,700 >> * DON'T LET ME FALL 71 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,200 >> * DON'T, DON'T 72 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,300 >> * THEY SAY WHAT GOES UP MUST 73 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:48,070 COME DOWN * 74 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:49,697 * DON'T LET ME FALL 75 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,230 >> * DON'T LET ME FALL 76 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:52,803 >> * DON'T LET ME FALL 77 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,130 >> * DON'T, DON'T 78 00:01:54,133 --> 00:01:55,773 >> * DON'T LET ME FALL 79 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:56,497 >> BOOM! 80 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,230 >> * DON'T, DON'T LET ME 81 00:01:57,233 --> 00:01:59,373 >> * THEY SAY WHAT GOES UP MUST 82 00:01:59,367 --> 00:02:00,197 COME DOWN * 83 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,570 * DON'T LET ME FALL 84 00:02:01,567 --> 00:02:03,127 >> * DON'T LET ME FALL 85 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:04,773 >> * DON'T LET ME FALL 86 00:02:04,767 --> 00:02:06,067 >> * YEAH, BY FAR MUCH LOWER 87 00:02:06,067 --> 00:02:07,497 THAN WHERE THAT PAVEMENT IS * 88 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,700 * 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO PAIR OF 89 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:10,069 SHOE THAT THEY CAN MAKE FOR 90 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:10,767 THIS * 91 00:02:10,767 --> 00:02:11,627 * 'CAUSE I PUT MY PAIN, MY 92 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:12,873 HEART, MY SOUL, MY FAITH IN 93 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:13,697 THIS * 94 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,870 * DOES ANYONE FEEL LIKE HOW I 95 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:15,227 FEEL? * 96 00:02:15,233 --> 00:02:16,503 * THEN YOU CAN RELATE TO THIS 97 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:17,830 * JUST BLAZE OF THIS, MAYBE ROLL 98 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,073 ONE UP AND TAKE A HIT * 99 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:19,967 * TOAST TO THE GOOD LIFE... 100 00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:21,827 >> GAME ON, BITCHES. 101 00:02:32,533 --> 00:02:32,933 >> THATABOY. 102 00:02:33,267 --> 00:02:34,767 >> THERE HE IS. [ LAUGHS ] 103 00:02:34,767 --> 00:02:35,697 >> OKAY, READY? 104 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:36,600 BOOM! 105 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:37,130 >> BOOM! 106 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:37,833 >> THATABOY. 107 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:39,173 >> HE DIDN'T POOP TODAY, SO 108 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:40,627 COULD YOU TEXT ME WHEN HE DOES 109 00:02:40,633 --> 00:02:41,073 THAT? 110 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:41,667 >> MM-HMM. 111 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:43,167 >> AND HE DIDN'T NAP WELL, SO... 112 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:44,167 >> YOU DIDN'T NAP? 113 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:45,497 >> ...GOOD LUCK. 114 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,230 >> HEY, JANAY. 115 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,503 >> HEY! 116 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,970 HI, MELANIE. 117 00:02:48,967 --> 00:02:51,367 OH, WOW! NICE PURSE! 118 00:02:51,367 --> 00:02:52,527 IS THAT YOURS, OR IS IT 119 00:02:52,533 --> 00:02:53,133 ESSENCE ? 120 00:02:53,133 --> 00:02:54,203 >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 121 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,570 THEY ACTUALLY GAVE IT TO ME. 122 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:56,597 >> OH. MUST BE NICE. 123 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,070 OKAY. 124 00:02:57,067 --> 00:02:57,627 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 125 00:02:57,633 --> 00:02:58,833 HEY, GUYS, I'M GONNA GO, ALL 126 00:02:58,833 --> 00:02:59,273 RIGHT? 127 00:02:59,267 --> 00:03:00,467 UM, I'LL BE BACK SUNDAY NIGHT, 128 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:01,767 SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND DROPPING 129 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:02,727 HIM OFF MONDAY MORNING. 130 00:03:02,733 --> 00:03:03,203 >> OKAY. 131 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:03,630 >> BYE! 132 00:03:03,633 --> 00:03:04,203 >> BYE-BYE! 133 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:04,770 >> BYE-BYE! 134 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:05,167 >> BYE. 135 00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:06,227 SAY, "HAVE A NICE FLIGHT, 136 00:03:06,233 --> 00:03:06,633 MOMMY." 137 00:03:06,633 --> 00:03:07,103 >> BYE! 138 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:07,900 >> I'M A MISS YOU. 139 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,170 >> HEY, HEY, JANAY, WHERE'S HIS 140 00:03:09,167 --> 00:03:09,467 BAG? 141 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:10,567 >> OH, UH, IT'S IN THE CAR. 142 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:11,097 I'M SORRY. 143 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,170 >> LET'S GO GET YOUR BAG. 144 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:13,527 DO THE BUNNY HOP. 145 00:03:13,533 --> 00:03:14,303 >> BYE. 146 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,470 >> BUNNY HOP, BUNNY HOP, BUNNY 147 00:03:16,467 --> 00:03:18,927 HOP! 148 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,173 >> EVERY MONTH, I'M CHECKING OUT 149 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,397 THAT BABY, AND HE AIN'T DARKENED 150 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,070 UP ONE BIT. 151 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:23,097 JUST AS GEL AS THE DAY HE WAS 152 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:23,430 BORN. 153 00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:24,103 >> OH, STOP IT. 154 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,200 >> OH, I'LL STOP, AS SOON AS 155 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,400 STONE PHILLIPS CONNECTS THE DOTS 156 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,530 TO THE MYSTERY OF THAT BABY'S 157 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:28,373 HAIR. 158 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,300 HOW'S HE GONNA HAVE A NATURAL 159 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:31,567 COMB WHEN BOTH HIS PARENTS COME 160 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:33,067 FROM A LONG LINEAGE OF NAPS? 161 00:03:33,067 --> 00:03:33,797 >> [ LAUGHS ] 162 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,430 TASHA, I KNOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING 163 00:03:35,433 --> 00:03:37,073 TO JOKE ME OUT OF THESE MOMENTS, 164 00:03:37,067 --> 00:03:38,667 OKAY, AND I APPRECIATE IT, BUT I 165 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:39,227 AM FINE. 166 00:03:39,233 --> 00:03:39,903 I AM OKAY. 167 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:40,470 >> OKAY! 168 00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:42,067 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY, 'CAUSE 169 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:42,727 LOOK, GIRL. 170 00:03:42,733 --> 00:03:43,933 YOU GOT YOUR HAIR DID. 171 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:45,133 YOU GOT THAT FACE DID. 172 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:46,473 YOU LOST THEM FIVE POUNDS. 173 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:47,467 OH, YOU'RE WINNING. 174 00:03:47,467 --> 00:03:48,897 >> AND SHE WAS UP ALL IN MY 175 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:49,370 PURSE. 176 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:50,397 >> OH, NO, NO, NO. 177 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,930 SHE WAS COVETING WHAT YOU GOT. 178 00:03:51,933 --> 00:03:53,533 I'M TELLING YOU, BABY MAMA ZERO, 179 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:57,433 WIFEY ONE. 180 00:03:57,433 --> 00:03:58,973 >> HEY, GUYS, HEY, HEY, HEY. 181 00:03:58,967 --> 00:04:00,627 I WANT TO MAKE A TOAST REALLY 182 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:02,073 QUICK. 183 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,967 TO OUR NEW MAJORITY OWNER, MEDIA 184 00:04:03,967 --> 00:04:05,827 MOGUL, PUBLISHING MAGNATE, OWNER 185 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:07,603 OF SEVERAL DIFFERENT CURB GYMS 186 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,100 NATIONWIDE, MR. ROGER KEITH. 187 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:11,430 HERE'S TO YOU, SIR, FOR NOT 188 00:04:11,433 --> 00:04:12,803 GIVING ME THE OFFENSIVE LINE I 189 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,200 NEEDED, HELPING TO TWIST UP MY 190 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,070 BACK. 191 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:15,727 I THANK YOU. 192 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:16,533 YOU KNOW WHAT? 193 00:04:16,533 --> 00:04:18,133 MY CHIROPRACTOR EVEN THANKS YOU. 194 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:18,732 [ LAUGHS ] 195 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:19,503 TO ROGER! HEY! 196 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,070 >> WELL, THANK YOU, MALIK, OWNER 197 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:23,467 OF 2,000 PAIR OF SNEAKERS, 42 198 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:25,267 WATCHES, AND A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT 199 00:04:25,267 --> 00:04:27,627 OF PRECIOUS TO SEMIPRECIOUS 200 00:04:27,633 --> 00:04:28,233 JEWELRY. 201 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:29,073 [ LAUGHTER ] 202 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,667 >> ACTUALLY, IT'S 58 WATCHES, 203 00:04:30,667 --> 00:04:32,267 AND I'LL TRADE YOU ONE FOR ONE 204 00:04:32,267 --> 00:04:33,497 OF THEM LITTLE CURBS. 205 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,200 >> Y-YOU KNOW THERE'S NO "B" IN 206 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:35,770 CURVES? 207 00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:36,327 AND NO. 208 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:37,903 EITHER WAY, HERE'S TO YOU FOR 209 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,500 MANNING UP AND TAKING THE HITS 210 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,070 AND NOT GETTING YOUR CRYBABY 211 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:42,527 TEARS IN MY JAMBA JUICE. 212 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,173 YOU KNOW I OWN SEVERAL OF THOSE, 213 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:44,697 TOO? 214 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:45,470 >> WAIT. 215 00:04:45,467 --> 00:04:47,597 SO ME GETTING HIT IS A JOKE TO 216 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:48,170 YOU? 217 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:50,297 >> OH, I ASSURE YOU, YOUNG MAN, 218 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,070 I DO NOT JOKE ABOUT MONEY. 219 00:04:52,067 --> 00:04:54,067 AND THAT'S WHY I'M SETTING THIS 220 00:04:54,067 --> 00:04:56,067 TEAM UP TO WIN ON THE FIELD AND 221 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:58,067 MOST DEFINITELY IN MY POCKETS, 222 00:04:58,067 --> 00:04:59,897 AND WE CAN'T DO THAT WITHOUT 223 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:00,700 DEFENSE. 224 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,470 SO THERE JUST WASN'T ENOUGH 225 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:03,827 MONEY LEFT FOR YOUR LINE. 226 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:05,473 >> OH, BUT YOU HAD ENOUGH CASH 227 00:05:05,467 --> 00:05:06,467 FOR DERWIN'S ASS. 228 00:05:06,467 --> 00:05:09,267 >> LOOK, DERWIN IS MONEY, SON. 229 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,127 I MEAN, WHY DO YOU THINK I MADE 230 00:05:11,133 --> 00:05:12,833 HIM MY FRANCHISE PLAYER, HUH? 231 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:14,803 HIS PRETTY CHURCH SMILE IS GONNA 232 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,700 GET ME A VINEYARD IN NAPA AND A 233 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:17,900 QUARTERHORSE NAMED 234 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,570 PRETTY CHURCH SMILE, RIGHT? 235 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:20,267 [ LAUGHING ] 236 00:05:20,267 --> 00:05:21,367 >> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 237 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:22,197 HOLD ON, DAWGS. 238 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,500 >> GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, I 239 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,200 THINK THAT'S ENOUGH BUSINESS FOR 240 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:25,770 TONIGHT. 241 00:05:25,767 --> 00:05:26,967 I WANT ALL OF MY MAN'S 242 00:05:26,967 --> 00:05:28,197 ATTENTION. 243 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,900 >> AND YOU DESERVE IT ALL, 244 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:30,600 PARKER. 245 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,230 >> GENTLEMEN, EXCUSE ME. 246 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:34,233 I AM A BIT DISTRACTED, AS YOU 247 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:35,973 CAN SEE. 248 00:05:35,967 --> 00:05:41,367 TODAY IS OUR ANNIVERSARY. 249 00:05:41,367 --> 00:05:43,097 WE ARE TAKING THE G-V UP THE 250 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:43,670 COAST. 251 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:45,497 I RENTED HEARST CASTLE FOR THE 252 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,170 WEEKEND. 253 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:48,067 >> YOU CAN'T RENT HEARST CASTLE. 254 00:05:48,067 --> 00:05:48,927 >> [ LAUGHS ] 255 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:51,103 NO, SON, YOU CAN'T RENT 256 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,430 HEARST CASTLE. 257 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:53,603 [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,070 COME ON, BABY. 259 00:05:55,067 --> 00:05:58,867 ENJOY THE CRèME BRûLéE, MALIK. 260 00:05:58,867 --> 00:06:00,397 >> OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 261 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:05,070 I HAD MY DESSERT BEFORE DINNER. 262 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:05,867 AHH! 263 00:06:08,633 --> 00:06:10,433 >> WHAT THE HELL?! 264 00:06:10,433 --> 00:06:11,473 MELANIE! 265 00:06:11,467 --> 00:06:13,427 MELANIE, GET IN HERE! 266 00:06:13,433 --> 00:06:15,173 >> WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? 267 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,267 >> I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP 268 00:06:17,267 --> 00:06:18,827 THIS AWAY FROM MY SON. 269 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:19,903 >> [ LAUGHS ] 270 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:21,400 >> I'M SERIOUS, OKAY? 271 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,600 THIS, NOT THIS. 272 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,400 DERWIN DAVIS, KOBE BRYANT. 273 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,100 >> OKAY, OKAY. 274 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:25,700 >> [ SIGHS ] 275 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,070 >> LOOK, DERWIN, YOU'VE GOT TO 276 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:27,567 GET GOING. 277 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:28,697 I DON'T THINK NIKE WOULD BE 278 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:29,870 HAPPY THAT THEIR SUPERSTAR 279 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:31,067 MISSED THEIR "BOOM!" EVENT. 280 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:32,227 >> YEAH, WELL, MY SON SMELLS 281 00:06:32,233 --> 00:06:33,203 LIKE GERBER GONE BAD. 282 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,170 HE NEEDS TO GET CLEAN. 283 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:35,327 >> DERWIN, I'LL GIVE D.J. A 284 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:36,633 BATH, AND I'LL PUT HIM TO BED. 285 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:37,903 LOOK, YOU -- YOU BARELY LET ME 286 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,270 CHANGE HIS DIAPER! 287 00:06:39,267 --> 00:06:40,527 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PROTECTING ME 288 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:41,633 IN ALL THIS BY NOT HAVING ME 289 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:42,833 TAKE ON ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR 290 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:44,133 D.J., BUT HE'S PRACTICALLY MINE, 291 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:44,433 TOO. 292 00:06:44,433 --> 00:06:45,233 >> WELL, YOU KNOW -- 293 00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:46,373 >> IT'S TIME YOU LET ME HELP! 294 00:06:46,367 --> 00:06:47,327 >> YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. 295 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:48,573 HIS BATH/BEDTIME, MELANIE, IS A 296 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:49,497 VERY DELICATE BALANCE. 297 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,070 THAT'S WHY. 298 00:06:50,067 --> 00:06:50,767 YOU KNOW HOW I AM. 299 00:06:50,767 --> 00:06:51,967 >> DERWIN, I MAY NOT HAVE DONE 300 00:06:51,967 --> 00:06:53,097 MY RESIDENCY, BUT I AM STILL 301 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,070 DR. MELANIE BARNETT DAVIS. 302 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:55,597 >> I KNOW. 303 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:56,200 [ LAUGHS ] 304 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,600 I'M STILL PAYING FOR THEM MED 305 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,870 SCHOOL BILLS. 306 00:06:58,867 --> 00:07:00,167 >> WELL, I CAN CHANGE MY MIND 307 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:01,067 AND STILL PRACTICE. 308 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:03,667 >> GIVE UP BEING A SUPERSTAR'S 309 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:05,467 WIFE? 310 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,227 >> WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO GIVE 311 00:07:07,233 --> 00:07:08,533 UP ALL THIS GLAMOUR? 312 00:07:08,533 --> 00:07:12,073 YEAH. 313 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:12,697 >> FINE! 314 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,800 YOU GOT THE JOB. 315 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,600 I LOVE YOU. 316 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,800 >> LOVE YOU, TOO. 317 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,270 BYE. 318 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:22,167 >> NOW, FOR THOSE OF YOU JUST 319 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,500 NOW TUNING IN, FILLING IN FOR MY 320 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,070 PARTNER, CHUCK, WHO'S OUT WITH 321 00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:27,527 YET ANOTHER DEVIATED SEPTUM IS 322 00:07:27,533 --> 00:07:28,933 FUTURE HALL-OF-FAME HOPEFUL 323 00:07:28,933 --> 00:07:30,233 JASON PITTS. 324 00:07:30,233 --> 00:07:31,403 >> UM, I DON'T THINK I FALL INTO 325 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,330 THE CATEGORY OF HOPEFULS. 326 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:33,073 I THINK I'M MORE OF A 327 00:07:33,067 --> 00:07:33,527 NO-BRAINER. 328 00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:34,633 >> OH, NO, I WASN'T TRYING TO 329 00:07:34,633 --> 00:07:35,203 EMBARRASS YOU. 330 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,200 IT WAS JUST MORE OF AN INTRO. 331 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:36,800 >> OH, NO, NO. 332 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,570 IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE. 333 00:07:37,567 --> 00:07:38,467 I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE A 334 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:39,597 KNOWLEDGEABLE GUY WHEN IT COMES 335 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,770 TO SPORTS, SEEING AS HOW YOU'RE 336 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:41,497 HOSTING A SPORTS SHOW. 337 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,900 BUT -- 338 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,100 >> YOU DO KNOW I'LL WHIP YOUR 339 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:44,670 ASS, RIGHT? 340 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:45,867 >> HEY, I'M -- I'M SORRY, MAN. 341 00:07:45,867 --> 00:07:46,397 I'M SORRY. 342 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,570 LOOK, I'M -- YOU KNOW, I'M NEW 343 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:48,427 TO THIS WHOLE THING. 344 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:49,603 I'LL HAVE IT ALL PERFECTED BY 345 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,600 THE TIME I TAKE YOUR JOB. 346 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,800 [ Laughing ] NO, NO, I'M JUST 347 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,270 PLAYING. 348 00:07:52,267 --> 00:07:53,927 I'M JUST PLAYING. 349 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:55,403 >> SO SERIOUSLY, JASON, WHAT ARE 350 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,200 YOU DOING HERE? 351 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,570 WHY AIN'T YOU IN TRAINING CAMP 352 00:07:57,567 --> 00:07:59,067 WITH THE REST OF YOUR TEAMMATES? 353 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:00,497 >> WELL, CHRIS, I AM DOING WHAT 354 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:01,630 MOST AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE 355 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:02,603 FORGOTTEN HOW TO DO. 356 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,070 I'M HOLDING OUT UNTIL I GET THE 357 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,127 RESPECT THAT I DESERVE. 358 00:08:05,133 --> 00:08:06,503 I GAVE THE SABERS AND THE CITY 359 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,770 OF SAN DIEGO 12 YEARS OF MY 360 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:09,097 LIFE, A CHAMPIONSHIP, NOT TO 361 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,570 MENTION MY PLATINUM PARTY SONG, 362 00:08:10,567 --> 00:08:11,227 "THE PITTS SHUFFLE." 363 00:08:11,233 --> 00:08:13,073 * AND DIP AND PITTS 364 00:08:13,067 --> 00:08:14,267 * AND DIP AND PITTS AND DIP 365 00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:14,927 COME ON, CHRIS. 366 00:08:14,933 --> 00:08:17,203 * DIP AND PITTS 367 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,430 YOU GONNA ACT LIKE YOU DON'T 368 00:08:18,433 --> 00:08:18,873 KNOW IT? 369 00:08:18,867 --> 00:08:20,167 >> OH, I KNOW IT, AND EVERYBODY 370 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,467 WITH $1.99 AND DIRECTION TO THE 371 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:22,567 WALMART KNOWS IT. 372 00:08:22,567 --> 00:08:23,967 WHY NOT TAKE THE GLOBAL 373 00:08:23,967 --> 00:08:25,097 SENSATION THAT IS 374 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:26,870 "THE PITTS SHUFFLE" TO THE EAST 375 00:08:26,867 --> 00:08:27,297 COAST? 376 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,630 >> BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO SOME 377 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,073 OTHER TEAM, HAVE TO MAKE FRIENDS 378 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:31,327 WITH A BUNCH OF THUGS THAT USE 379 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:32,503 THEIR BODY PARTS AS TARGET 380 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,070 PRACTICE. 381 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:33,427 NO, NO. 382 00:08:33,433 --> 00:08:34,603 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, CHRIS. 383 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,600 IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU LEFT 384 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:36,200 BASKETBALL. 385 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,200 THERE WAS NO SEND-OFF. 386 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,100 THERE WAS NO PARADE. 387 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,300 MATTER OF FACT, I DON'T EVEN 388 00:08:39,299 --> 00:08:40,399 REMEMBER A MENTION OF IT. 389 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,570 IT WAS LIKE I TURNED ON THE 390 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:42,797 GAME ONE DAY AND YOU WEREN'T 391 00:08:42,799 --> 00:08:43,229 THERE. 392 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,102 YOU WERE JUST GONE. 393 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,700 IT'S, UH -- IT'S SAD. 394 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,530 >> DON'T CRY FOR ME. 395 00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:48,733 THEY PAID ME VERY WELL FOR MY 396 00:08:48,733 --> 00:08:49,133 SERVICES. 397 00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:50,233 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 398 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:51,333 WE'LL JUST SAY THAT THEY DID. 399 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:52,573 I DON'T THINK THAT THEY DID, BUT 400 00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:53,567 WE'LL SAY THAT THEY DID. 401 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,627 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT THEY DID. 402 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:59,073 >> I SEE WHY YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU. 403 00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:00,897 AND SPEAKING OF YOUR WIFE, MY 404 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,900 PRODUCERS ARE TELLING ME WE HAVE 405 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:04,730 YOUR WIFE LIVE ON SKYPE RIGHT 406 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:05,203 NOW. 407 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,070 SHE'S OUR FAN OF THE DAY, AND 408 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:08,067 SHE WANTS TO... 409 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:08,897 [ FANFARE ] 410 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:10,300 >> GET OFF THE BENCH! 411 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,300 >> HI, JASON! 412 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,770 >> KELLY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU 413 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:14,197 WANT?! 414 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,400 >> TO GET OFF THE BENCH! 415 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,070 [ LAUGHS ] 416 00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:17,327 DID YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A 417 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:17,873 CONTRACT? 418 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:18,267 YEAH. 419 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,697 I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SERIES. 420 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,130 I'M GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT HOW 421 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:22,433 HARD IT WAS BEING MARRIED TO 422 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:22,803 YOU. 423 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,170 DID YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS 424 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:25,227 BEING MARRIED TO YOU? 425 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:26,633 >> DID YOU SERIOUSLY CALL IN 426 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,173 HERE TO PLUG YOUR STUPID REALITY 427 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:28,567 SHOW? 428 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:29,867 >> OH, YOU MEAN MY REALITY 429 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:31,297 SHOW, "EX-BALLERS WIVES," THAT 430 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:32,770 I'M CURRENTLY FILMING THAT WILL 431 00:09:32,767 --> 00:09:33,527 AIR THIS FALL? 432 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:34,833 CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS. 433 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:37,673 HELL YEAH I DID. 434 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:38,567 BYE! 435 00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:40,867 >> YOU'RE BENCHED! 436 00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:44,067 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 437 00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:44,927 >> "MR. FROG, YOU TRIPPIN'! 438 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,933 ANYBODY'S HAIR IS SILKY WHEN YOU 439 00:09:47,933 --> 00:09:48,633 WET IT!" 440 00:09:48,633 --> 00:09:50,933 I THINK HIS HAIR IS KINKY!" 441 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:54,073 "WELL, LET'S ASK THE KID, THEN. 442 00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:55,627 DOES YOUR MOMMY TAKE YOU TO THE 443 00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:56,903 BARBERSHOP OR THE SALON? 444 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,470 RIBBET!" 445 00:09:58,467 --> 00:09:59,597 [ BABY FUSSES ] 446 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,570 >> [ GASPS ] 447 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,397 "AHA! AVOIDING THE QUESTION! 448 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,430 I THINK HE'S HIDING SOMETHING." 449 00:10:04,433 --> 00:10:06,303 "OH, HE'S JUST A HAPPY BABY, 450 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,100 HAPPY TO HAVE A GOOD DADDY." 451 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,800 "WELL, EXPLAIN WHY HE'S SO 452 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,930 YELLOW, THEN." 453 00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:14,333 "HMM! I'M STUMPED THERE. 454 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:16,103 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, 455 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:19,300 DR. MELANIE BARNETT DAVIS?" 456 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,470 UH, WELL, WE DO KNOW THAT PALE 457 00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:24,097 GENES CAN SKIP A GENERATION. 458 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,500 "OH, IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY WE 459 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,700 CAN BE SURE." 460 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:28,700 [ LAUGHS ] 461 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:33,500 WELL, OF COURSE THERE IS. 462 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,100 "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING 463 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,530 WITH THAT Q-TIP, MR. FROG?" 464 00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:37,173 UH, YEAH. 465 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:38,397 LION'S RIGHT, MR. FROG. 466 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,830 YOU SHOULDN'T BE CLEANING A 467 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:42,073 BABY'S EARS WITH A Q-TIP. 468 00:10:42,067 --> 00:10:44,167 "OH, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T 469 00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:45,697 KNOW WHAT I'M DOING." 470 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,930 SAY, "AHH," D.J. 471 00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:50,203 >> AHH! 472 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:54,970 >> AH! HEE! 473 00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:56,427 YEE! 474 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:04,200 >> BABY? 475 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,770 BABY? 476 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:10,327 BABY, WHERE ARE YOU? 477 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,603 BABY?E, GIRL. 478 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,097 >> NOW, DID YOU TAKE A SHOWER? 479 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,400 >> LISTEN, DON'T BE MAD. 480 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,500 >> YOU TOOK A SHOWER! 481 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,130 >> I WAITED AS LONG AS I COULD. 482 00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,433 >> DANTE, YOU PROMISED ME. 483 00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:36,073 >> I WAS REALLY, REALLY FUNKY. 484 00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,427 >> OKAY, AND I TOLD YOU THAT 485 00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:39,303 THAT WAS REALLY, REALLY SEXY. 486 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:43,900 COME HERE. 487 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,270 HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 488 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:46,567 I'M GONNA GO INSIDE, OKAY? 489 00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:47,167 >> MM-HMM. 490 00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:48,567 >> I'M GONNA TAKE OFF ALL MY 491 00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:49,127 CLOTHES. 492 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:49,673 >> OKAY. 493 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:53,397 >> AND I WANT YOU...AND I WANT 494 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,900 YOU TO RUN OUT A FEW MORE LAPS 495 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,130 AROUND THAT BLOCK, OKAY? 496 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,573 I NEED YOU TO GET BACK ALL OF 497 00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,197 THAT THAT YOU WASHED OFF IN THAT 498 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,230 SHOWER, ALL RIGHT? 499 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:02,473 OKAY? 500 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:05,397 >> OR I CAN JUST DO THIS. 501 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,670 >> YOU CAN DO THAT. 502 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,567 THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S 503 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,067 GOOD. 504 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:14,567 [ LAUGHS ] 505 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,267 YOU KNOW WHAT? 506 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,497 I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO TELL 507 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,730 YOU I DIDN'T THINK THIS THING 508 00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:19,073 WITH ME AND DANTE WAS GONNA LAST 509 00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:21,297 SIX DAYS, LET ALONE SIX MONTHS. 510 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,830 ANYHOO, HERE ARE THE SHOTS FROM 511 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:24,633 THE ESSENCE SHOOT. 512 00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:25,833 NOW, WE NEED TO PICK OUT OUR 513 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:27,073 FAVORITE THREE FOR THE COVER. 514 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:27,467 >> OKAY. 515 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:28,567 >> SO, I LIKE NUMBERS -- 516 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:31,497 >> I GAVE D.J. A DNA TEST. 517 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,930 >> ...FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX. 518 00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:34,433 >> DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST 519 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:34,933 SAID? 520 00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:36,673 >> YES! YOU GAVE HIM A DNA TEST! 521 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:37,697 DAMN IT, MELANIE! 522 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,770 >> I KNOW, I KNOW! 523 00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:40,427 DERWIN WOULD BE CRUSHED IF D.J. 524 00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:41,173 IS NOT HIS. 525 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:42,667 HE LOVES THAT LITTLE BOY SO 526 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,227 MUCH, AND I'VE GROWN TO LOVE 527 00:12:44,233 --> 00:12:45,433 HIM. 528 00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:48,233 OKAY, OKAY, I'VE GROWN QUITE 529 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:49,073 FOND OF HIM. 530 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:49,827 >> THANK YOU. 531 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:51,533 HELL, IF I'M GONNA BE HERE, YOU 532 00:12:51,533 --> 00:12:52,903 BETTER TELL ME THE TRUTH. 533 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,500 >> I AM A GOOD PERSON, TASHA! 534 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,230 I CHOSE TO POSTPONE MY RESIDENCY 535 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,903 TO BE A GOOD, SUPPORTIVE WIFE, 536 00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,570 TO -- TO GIVE MY MARRIAGE A SHOT 537 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:00,797 IN THIS GAME. 538 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,300 I AM THAT WOMAN WHO STANDS BY 539 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,130 HER MAN, NOT WHO SWABS HIS BABY. 540 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,073 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 541 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,427 I THINK THAT FROM THE MOMENT YOU 542 00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:08,433 TUTORED DERWIN BACK IN 543 00:13:08,433 --> 00:13:09,703 COLLEGE -- OH, YEAH, AND THEN 544 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,130 YOU SAW HE WAS GOING PRO -- YOU 545 00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,373 HOOKED YOURSELF RIGHT ONTO HIS 546 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:13,567 LITTLE WAGON, AND THEN YOU 547 00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:14,867 GAMBLED A LOT TO GET HERE, AND 548 00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:16,167 YOU ALMOST CRAPPED OUT WHEN HE 549 00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:17,497 CHEATED ON YOU AND HE HAD THAT 550 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,200 BABY BY JANAY. 551 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:18,870 BUT NO, NO. 552 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,167 YOU FOUGHT THROUGH THAT, AND YOU 553 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,067 GOT YOUR MAN BACK. 554 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,867 BUT THEN YOU GOT HIM BACK WHEN 555 00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:24,367 HIS CAREER WAS SLIPPING. 556 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:25,467 NOW LOOK AT HIM. 557 00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:28,067 OH, HE'S MR. NIKE. 558 00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:28,827 >> TASHA -- 559 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,373 >> UNH-UNH! LET ME TALK! 560 00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:32,667 Let me talk. 561 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:33,497 NOW LOOK AT YOU. 562 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,970 WHAT, YOU GOT YOUR SOPHISTICATED 563 00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:36,367 LITTLE HOUSE, SNAGGED THE COVER 564 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:36,967 OF ESSENCE. 565 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,327 EVERYTHING IS ALL GOOD, EXCEPT 566 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,773 FOR THAT ONE LITTLE SPECK RIGHT 567 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:40,927 OVER THERE IN THE CORNER. 568 00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:41,903 THAT'S JANAY AND D.J. 569 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,300 THEY'RE JUST SITTING RIGHT OVER 570 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,530 THERE, JUST MESSING UP YOUR 571 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:45,933 PERFECT LITTLE PICTURE, AREN'T 572 00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:47,433 THEY? 573 00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:48,933 AREN'T THEY? 574 00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,733 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 575 00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:52,403 SAVED BY THE DAMN BELL. 576 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,300 [ RINGING CONTINUES ] 577 00:13:57,733 --> 00:14:00,233 >> [ SIGHS ] OH, MY GOD. 578 00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:02,103 OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD. 579 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,170 THIS IS MY FRIEND WITH THE 580 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,097 RESULTS. 581 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,170 >> IGNORE THE SPECK, MELANIE. 582 00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:10,527 IT'S STILL A PRETTY PICTURE. 583 00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,233 >> HEY, BLACK PEOPLE, THIS MIGHT 584 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:13,703 BE A SHOCK, BUT CHICKEN IS NOT 585 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,270 YOUR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT, SO BACK UP 586 00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:16,667 AND ACT LIKE WHITE PEOPLE ON 587 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,727 THIS TRUCK, PLEASE. 588 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:18,233 >> OOH! 589 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,633 YOU ARE SO SEXY WHEN YOU'RE 590 00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:20,503 AUTHORITATIVE. 591 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,770 IF IT WASN'T FOR ALL THESE 592 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:23,267 PEOPLE, I'D CLUCK YOU RIGHT NOW. 593 00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:24,767 >> WELL, DON'T GET IT TWISTED. 594 00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:26,127 YOU'RE GONNA GET CLUCKED... 595 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:26,633 >> OOH! 596 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,973 >> ...RIGHT AFTER THE LUNCH 597 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,867 RUSH. 598 00:14:29,867 --> 00:14:31,127 >> TEE TEE, YOU GOT ME OUT HERE 599 00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,103 DUSTING UP MY BULLET. 600 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,170 NEXT TIME, PARK SOMEWHERE 601 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,297 CONDUCIVE TO YOUR UPSCALE 602 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:34,930 CLIENTELE. 603 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:35,733 NO OFFENSE, FELLAS. 604 00:14:35,733 --> 00:14:36,273 EXCUSE US. 605 00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:37,327 SABERS FOR LIFE, Y'ALL. 606 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,433 YO, I NEED SOME WINGS AND 607 00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:39,633 THINGS, BABY, HOOD STYLE AND 608 00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:40,373 CARIBBEAN STYLE. 609 00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:40,827 >> WAIT. 610 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:42,073 THEY COOK THE FOOD INSIDE THE 611 00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:42,467 TRUCK? 612 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,067 >> MM-HMM. 613 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:44,967 >> OH, OKAY. 614 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,797 WELL, I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE. 615 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,600 >> [ CHUCKLES ] SURE WILL. 616 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,470 MWAH! 617 00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:50,697 YO, DAWG, HOOK UP THESE CONTACTS 618 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:51,270 IN MY PHONE. 619 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:52,367 THERE'S TOO MANY NICKNAMES IN 620 00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:52,697 THERE. 621 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:53,570 LIKE WHO IN THE HELL IS 622 00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:54,197 ICE CREAM DAN? 623 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,100 >> HE'S YOUR ACCOUNTANT. 624 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,200 REMEMBER, YOU TOLD ME TO CALL 625 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,200 HIM THAT 'CAUSE HE'S A COOL, 626 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:57,670 SWEET GUY? 627 00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:58,797 >> TEE TEE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO 628 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,630 PROTECT ME FROM MY OWN 629 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,333 IGNORANCE, MAN. 630 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,173 YOU'RE SLIPPING, OKAY? 631 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,367 >> MALIK, I BEEN TELLING YOU FOR 632 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:03,467 MONTHS NOW, YOU GOT TO FIND A 633 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,067 NEW ASSISTANT. 634 00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:05,067 I MEAN, I RESIGNED LIKE SIX 635 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:05,697 TIMES ALREADY. 636 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:06,730 >> DAWG, JUST UPDATE THE DAMN 637 00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:07,733 CONTACTS IN THE PHONE, ALL 638 00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:08,103 RIGHT? 639 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,270 AND GET THE REST OF MY STUFF OUT 640 00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:09,827 OF STORAGE. 641 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:11,733 IT'S BEEN IN THERE FOR MONTHS. 642 00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:12,873 >> ALL RIGHT, FINE, BUT THEN 643 00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:13,627 THAT'S IT, OKAY? 644 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:14,873 I MEAN, ALLISON AND THE TRUCK -- 645 00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,067 THEY'RE EATING UP ALL MY TIME. 646 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,097 I'M GETTING LIKE TWO HOURS 647 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:17,470 SLEEP. 648 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:18,497 >> WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S 649 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,330 GONNA HELP YOU GROW. 650 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:19,903 YOU'RE DONE. 651 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,100 >> OKAY, THIS DUST IS MAKING ME 652 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,270 THE OPPOSITE OF HORNY, SO GET 653 00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:23,067 YOUR CHICKEN PARTS. 654 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:25,327 LET'S GO. 655 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,473 >> MWAH. 656 00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:28,727 >> YO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 657 00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:30,073 I MEAN, IT'S ONE THING YOU'RE 658 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,397 ALREADY DOING THE OWNER'S WIFE, 659 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,830 BUT YOU'RE JUST GONNA BE ALL OUT 660 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:33,333 WITH IT? 661 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,633 >> TEE TEE, IT'S CALLED HIDING 662 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:35,903 OUT IN THE OPEN, BABY, OKAY? 663 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:36,830 I READ IT IN A BOOK. 664 00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:37,473 [ CHUCKLES ] 665 00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:38,267 I'M LYING, DAWG. 666 00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:39,067 FORTUNE COOKIE. 667 00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:39,667 [ CHUCKLES ] 668 00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,627 >> ORDER UP. 669 00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:42,173 >> THANK YOU. 670 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,327 >> HEY, MAN, LOOK, IF YOU GET 671 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,403 CAUGHT, YOUR CAREER'S OVER. 672 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,300 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 673 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,470 >> TEE TEE, HOW CAN I GET CAUGHT 674 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,627 WHEN THE RULES DON'T APPLY TO 675 00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:47,933 ME? 676 00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:48,903 >> HEY, HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 677 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:49,870 YOU GOT TO PAY FOR THOSE. 678 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:50,867 >> TEE TEE, I JUST TOLD YOU, 679 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:51,967 BOY, THE RULES DON'T APPLY TO 680 00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:54,697 ME! 681 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,200 >> THE BABY IS NOT HIS, KELLY. 682 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,570 I REPEAT, THE BABY IS NOT HIS. 683 00:15:57,567 --> 00:15:58,427 >> ARE YOU SAYING 684 00:15:58,433 --> 00:15:59,673 SAN DIEGO SABERS STAR WIDE 685 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,167 RECEIVER DERWIN DAVIS JUST FOUND 686 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,497 OUT HE'S NOT THE FATHER OF THE 687 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,730 BABY THAT HE RAISED FOR TWO 688 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:04,203 YEARS?! 689 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,300 >> KELLY PITTS, ARE YOU 690 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,130 RECORDING THIS?! 691 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,733 >> ME? NO! 692 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,103 >> KELLY, I WILL BEAT THE BIMBO 693 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,970 OUT OF YOU. 694 00:16:10,967 --> 00:16:11,767 >> CUT, CUT. 695 00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:12,627 DAMN IT, CUT. 696 00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:14,373 I'LL COVER AT MY CONFESSIONALS. 697 00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:15,067 >> KELLY! 698 00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:16,727 >> SEE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL 699 00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:18,303 THE WHITE GIRL FOR ADVICE. 700 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,570 >> WHO'S THAT? 701 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:20,067 >> TASHA. 702 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:20,627 WHO CARES! 703 00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:21,873 JUST GIVE ME SOME ADVICE! 704 00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:23,167 >> YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO THIS 705 00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:23,467 IS. 706 00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:24,467 THIS IS TASHA MIZACK. 707 00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:25,697 >> MELANIE, THAT HOOD RAT HAS 708 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:26,930 BEEN WITH YOU THIS WHOLE TIME? 709 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:27,333 >> YES. 710 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,633 >> WHO YOU CALLING A HOOD RAT, 711 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:29,333 TRAILER TRASH? 712 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,733 >> SAME HOOD RAT WHO BROKE UP MY 713 00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:32,073 MARRIAGE, INTRODUCING JASON TO 714 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,297 ANOTHER WOMAN, AND A BLACK ONE 715 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:33,770 AT THAT. 716 00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:35,127 >> KELLY, ARE YOU STILL HOLDING 717 00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:35,733 ON TO THAT? 718 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,133 GIRL, THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO. 719 00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:38,073 YOU NEED TO MOVE ON. 720 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,067 >> HOW ABOUT I MOVE ON TO 721 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:41,167 KNOCKING YOU OUT?! 722 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,097 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 723 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,330 YOU CAUGHT ME WITH A SUCKER 724 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:43,773 PUNCH. 725 00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:45,197 SEE, I KNEW YOU WAS DIRTY THE 726 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:45,900 DAY I MET YOU. 727 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,230 HOUSE DIRTY, CAR DIRTY, HAIR 728 00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:47,673 DIRTY. 729 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:48,867 THIS IS A DIRTY BROAD. 730 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:49,597 >> EXCUSE ME. 731 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,500 THIS IS ABOUT ME. 732 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,800 >> MARKET AND FOURTH, TASHA. 733 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,700 MARKET AND FOURTH. 734 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,970 I'LL BE HANDING OUT ASS 735 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:55,297 WHUPPINGS AND LOLLIPOPS, AND I 736 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,500 AM ALL OUT OF LOLLIPOPS. 737 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,100 >> OKAY, WELL, BRING IT, BARBIE. 738 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,700 BRING IT, 'CAUSE WE CAN DO THIS. 739 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,870 >> [ SIGHS ] 740 00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:04,297 >> ARE YOU REALLY MEETING HER AT 741 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,200 MARKET AND FOURTH? 742 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:05,870 >> HELL NO! 743 00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:07,097 YOU HEAR HOW ANGRY SHE WAS, 744 00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:07,499 GIRL? 745 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,670 SHE'D KILL ME. 746 00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:11,096 ONLY WAY I'M GONNA CATCH HER IS 747 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,129 TO GET HER SLIPPING. 748 00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,473 SO LOOK, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO 749 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:13,867 NOW? 750 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,327 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT ARE WE 751 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:15,903 GONNA DO? 752 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:16,870 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 753 00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:18,067 >> GIRL, THIS AIN'T HARD. 754 00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:19,327 YOU LOVE DERWIN, DON'T YOU? 755 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,803 OKAY, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS TELL 756 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:21,570 HIM THE TRUTH. 757 00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:22,797 I KNOW I AIN'T NEVER BEEN 758 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,070 MARRIED, BUT I SEEN ENOUGH 759 00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,327 "DIVORCE COURT" TO KNOW THAT 760 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,673 SECRETS KILL MARRIAGES. 761 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:27,896 >> I'M SCARED, TASHA. 762 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,170 >> AND YOU SHOULD BE. 763 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,797 IT'S GONNA BE THE FIRST REAL 764 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,770 TEST OF YOUR MARRIAGE. 765 00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:38,927 >> MEL, WHERE YOU AT?! 766 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:39,733 >> HI. 767 00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:41,673 >> WHAT'S UP, SEXY? 768 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:42,467 WHAT YOU DOING? 769 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,767 >> OH, I JUST POURED MYSELF A 770 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:44,497 GLASS OF WINE. 771 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,070 >> OKAY. 772 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:47,267 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 773 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,367 MM! 774 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,297 YOU SMELL GOOD. 775 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,730 >> WELL, WANTED TO MAKE SURE 776 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:53,073 YOU'D HAVE SEX WITH ME. 777 00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:55,627 >> UM, SO, HOW WAS TRAINING 778 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:56,233 CAMP? 779 00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:57,773 >> OH, YOU KNOW, MEL. 780 00:17:57,767 --> 00:17:59,727 I MEAN...TRAINING CAMP. 781 00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:01,333 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 782 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,233 >> LOOK AT YOU. 783 00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:03,403 YOU'RE JUST A VET NOW. 784 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,070 >> YEAH. 785 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:04,797 I DON'T KNOW. 786 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,200 AT THIS POINT IN TIME, IT'S 787 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,170 WHATEVER, YOU KNOW? 788 00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:08,567 BUT HEY, BABY, HOW ABOUT YOU? 789 00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:09,497 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 790 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,870 >> DERWIN, I SWABBED D.J. AND 791 00:18:10,867 --> 00:18:12,097 HAD HIS SALIVA TESTED FOR 792 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:15,270 PATERNITY. 793 00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:16,127 >> BOO, YOU DID WHAT? 794 00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:16,973 >> YES, I KNOW, I KNOW. 795 00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:18,127 DERWIN, JUST HEAR ME OUT FOR A 796 00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:18,533 SECOND. 797 00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:19,273 >> YOU DID WHAT?! 798 00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:23,597 >> I GAVE HIM A PATERNITY TEST. 799 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,530 >> WHY DID YOU DO THAT, 800 00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:26,803 MELANIE, HUH?! 801 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,870 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 802 00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:30,127 I DON'T CARE, 'CAUSE I DON'T 803 00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:30,833 WANT TO KNOW. 804 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:31,733 >> OKAY, OKAY, FINE. 805 00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:32,703 THEN I WON'T TELL YOU. 806 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,070 I JUST DIDN'T WANT THIS TO BE A 807 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,397 SECRET IN OUR MARRIAGE, DERWIN, 808 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,100 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. 809 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,570 >> YOU KNOW, WHETHER HE IS OR 810 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,067 HE ISN'T, I DON'T CARE, OKAY? 811 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,597 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, D.J. IS 812 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,130 MY SON. 813 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:44,933 >> OKAY, FINE! 814 00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:46,633 I WON'T TELL YOU. 815 00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:47,273 >> GOOD. 816 00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:49,727 >> OKAY. 817 00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:51,073 EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD PROBABLY 818 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:54,067 KNOW HE'S NOT YOURS! 819 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,427 WE NEEDED TO KNOW THE TRUTH, 820 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:57,433 DERWIN! 821 00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,333 SHE JUST WANTS WHAT WE HAVE! 822 00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:06,067 [ SIGHS ] 823 00:19:06,117 --> 00:19:10,667 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50436

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