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(blows low note in bottle,
low moaning)
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Derwin "Ding-Dong" Davis.
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(imitating echo):
Davis. Davis. Davis.
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Tonight's theme for your
bachelor party is...
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(imitating echo):
Is. Is. Is.
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Hades.
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And sinning.
Don't forget sinning.
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Sinning.
Yeah, and sinning.
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But before the real
"debauckery" begins...
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Debauchery,
debauchery.
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Debauchery begins...
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We got a few friends
who want to send you off
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on their own special good-bye.
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Who? Who?
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Are you ready, church boy?
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Let it begin.
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(crazed chuckling, yelling)
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Introducing your San Diego
Sabers cheerleaders.
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(loud music playing)
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(cheering, shouting)
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I love getting married, y'all!
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So-So what's next?
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Oh! Stripper cops?
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Yo, it's a little cliché,
but, hey, when in Rome, right?
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I'm over here!
Arrest me, Officer.
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(laughing)
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-Sir!
-Damn it, Tee Tee!
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Can you stick
to the program, please?
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After the cheerleaders,
it's the, what?
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Huh? Come on. Come on.
The ping-pong chick.
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Don't talk to me.
I'm ready.
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We're here for Jason Pitts.
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Fellas!
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Ha ha ha!
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A little gifty-poo
for the best man.
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All right, ladies.
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As long as you promise
not to tell my wife.
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Oops, I forgot.
I'm divorced. Hey-yo!
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Hey-yo!
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Don't speak. We are dropping it
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and popping it.
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Stay back.
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Can't let this fat ass
go to waste.
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Let's get nasty, mama!
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(screams)
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Come on. We're not
paying you for...
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Ow. Ow!
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Jason Pitts, you
are under arrest
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for the assault and
battery of Roman Scott.
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Who?
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(wailing)
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Hot damn. Does this mean
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the party's over?
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No! No!
Hell, no!
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Ladies... Hey!
(laughing)
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Erica, that's not centered.
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I mean, lily pads don't float
if they're not centered.
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Come on.
Who doesn't know that?
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Forgive me.
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Derwin have that baby
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by someone else yet?
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(laughing)
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Okay, okay,
so you're going to go there
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when your husband has three
kids with the same birthday?
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Ladies, ladies.
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You know what would speed up
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this assembly line?
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Wine.
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ERICA and TASHA:
Yes!
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Wine, no. I want focus.
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Okay? I mean, these lily pads,
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they have to be perfect
for my wedding.
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God, I can't work like this.
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Sober hurts.
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Come on, Kelly,
we only have 72 more to go.
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Okay, you know what?
I don't know why
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I'm ashing my knees.
Slavery is over.
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Marta, you in, baby.
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But, Ms. Tasha, my kids.
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Call them, too.
'Cause they can help.
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Hey.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
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Okay, wait.
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Where you think you're going
looking like a hoochie Barbie?
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Whatever.
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Um, Pucci,
I called you an hour ago
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to help Kelly
glue the corners.
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Uh, yeah, sorry.
I have this condition
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where I don't do work
for people I don't know.
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Little girl, you're
gonna be staying
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for free this summer, you
got to earn your keep.
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Now, grab a lily
and get to gluing.
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Okay, you know what?
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She needs responsibility.
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Make her sing
at my wedding, Tasha.
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-No.
-Uh-huh. A little Etta James
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or Sade will straighten
her ass right out.
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Hey, y'all, let's make
her our personal jukebox
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and liven this night up.
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I'm feeling like
some Gwen Stefani.
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I don't hear you, Pucci.
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Hey, maybe if we drop
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a quarter in her ass.
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(laughing)
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That's funny. You know
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-what's even funnier?
-Huh?
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Your ex-husband
being arrested on TV.
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Come on.
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Ow.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Kelly, wait. That can't be
Jason. It's got to be a mistake.
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-(coins clanging on ground)
-Wait, hold on.
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That's my change.
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Hold on, dude! That's my change!
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Kelly, it's going to be okay.
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-Kelly, I'm here if you need me.
-Thank you.
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Kelly, while you're out,
could you pick up some ribbon?
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How damn selfish are you?
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What? I mean, the mall is right
next to the police station.
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Although,
if she does go downtown,
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she can get the ribbon
for cheaper.
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Ooh, I'm going to call her.
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You know what?
This whole thing
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about you being first
is some bull.
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Look, it doesn't
matter if you
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and Derwin get married
this weekend
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or ten years from now, you're
still gonna be his first wife.
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You know what?
I think you're just worried
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about that baby coming
and stealing your thunder.
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Uh-huh. See, that's why
you're moving the wedding up,
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so that your little ass can
still have the spotlight, huh?
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Yeah. I could go with that.
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Look, Tasha,
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okay, I am going to have
the spotlight and my wedding.
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Even if Marta, Erica, and
Pucci's hands have to bleed
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to make it happen.
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Two days
and counting, people.
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Two days and counting.
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Back to work.
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I don't even know why I'm here.
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Bitch, 'cause you owe me money.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, Kel.
Hey, are you taking
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the surface streets
or the freeway?
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Hello? Hello?
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I'll just text her.
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Jason. Jason,
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I am so sorry.
This is all my fault.
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Don't worry, Jason. We're going
to get you out of here, okay?
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I have an entire plan
all set for you.
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Look, you were right.
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You said that
Roman was a loser.
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I never
should have dated him.
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I tried
to pull some strings
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to get a separate, you know,
a special arraignment,
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but the judge is being
a hard-ass. Don't...
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If I hadn't dated him, then
you wouldn't have hit him,
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and then you
wouldn't be in here.
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MORRIS: Look, Jason, okay. You
might be stuck here all weekend.
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I think the judge may
want to make an example
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of your celebrity.
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What? That's ridiculous.
I'm not staying
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in this hellhole
all weekend.
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Thank you, sweetie.
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Soy, two sugars?
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You're the best, Rolanda.
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(sobbing): Jason.
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Just give us a...
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Kel, come on. Don't cry.
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Don't. It's going to be Monday
before you know it.
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But I'm scared for you.
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Don't be worried
about me. I'm fine.
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(sobbing): They're
gonna rape you!
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Hey.
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Nobody's raping anybody.
Okay? I'm Jason Pitts.
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Oh, God, Jason.
Your image, your endorsements...
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I mean, who's going to buy a
Pittsicle from a prison bitch?
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Okay. You need to stop
watching reruns of Oz.
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Okay? Toughen up, get strong,
'cause Brittany needs you.
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And I need you.
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You do?
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Of course I do, Kel.
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You called me "Kel."
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That's what you're always
going to be to me.
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God, Jason.
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I wish this glass wasn't here,
so I could just hug you.
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Me, too.
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* If we live forever
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* Time would never change
how we love *
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* No...
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You know, forget it.
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It... I...
I can't sing in this wind.
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Excuse me, diva, but Beyoncé
will sing in a snowstorm.
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I guess you ain't
no Beyoncé, huh?
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(laughing)
I'm just saying.
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* If we lived forever
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* Time would never change
how we love *
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Damn, Ma.
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She listens to you.
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You know I do remember
some reverse psychology.
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College, schmollege.
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You need to go ahead and
manage her singing career.
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Boy, please. What do I know
about the music business?
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Well, what did you
know about football?
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I mean, I'm just saying.
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Okay, on three,
say "mistake."
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Tee Tee, look,
give Marta the camera.
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Go put on your valet vest. The
guests are starting to arrive.
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Oh, look at you
humming a happy tune
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while your ex-husband's being
passed around in the pokey.
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Look, Tasha, I know this is
going to sound terrible,
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but I'm almost glad
that Jason got arrested.
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What?
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Well, it's just with
this whole crazy ordeal,
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it's made Jason and I realize
that our relationship
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is still the most
important thing to us.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you guys getting
back together?
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Looks like we will be.
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Once the man takes
his foot off his neck.
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Congratulations, Kelly!
I'm so happy for you guys.
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So, it's over
between him and Camille?
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Camille who?
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Oh, thank God!
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Girl.
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Oh, y'all just
don't know, honey.
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Girl, I feel like
a giant weight's
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been lifted off
my shoulders.
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Wow.
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I didn't think
you cared so much.
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Yeah, me, either.
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No, it's like I can finally
be honest and just say it.
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Girl, remember when
I was pissed at you
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for not quitting ISM
after they fired me?
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Yeah.
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Well, girl...
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I went and hooked
Camille up with Jason.
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You what?
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Mm-hmm.
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It's crazy, right?
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And Lord knows, wait,
girl, you know I was
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feeling real guilty about it,
but you know what?
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In hindsight, it's like, I can
see that if it wasn't for me
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getting them together,
then you and what-- Roman--
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y'all would have never got
together and then Jason,
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he wouldn't be in all this
trouble over this.
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Then y'all wouldn't even
be able to see-- what?--
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how much y'all mean
to each other.
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Kelly, I'm your she-ro, diva.
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What? Girl, and
then, look at all
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the extra dang-a-lang
you was able to get out of it.
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00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,839
Say what?
'Cause you are welcome.
255
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,776
(laughing)
256
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:11,811
You bitch!
257
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,145
What is wrong with you?
258
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,950
Oh, my God!
Get her off of me!
259
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,422
You are ruining my wedding!
260
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,719
She's got to die!
261
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,421
What? You lost
your damn mind!
262
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,692
Look, what Tasha did
was foul, okay?
263
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,392
What? No. She needs
to be thanking me.
264
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,793
It was foul, Tasha.
265
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,355
Okay. No. Okay. Kelly,
look. I'm sorry.
266
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,803
-I was in a bad place.
-See? See? She's sorry.
267
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,699
Okay? How many times
behind her back have we said,
268
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:31,931
"She's ignorant
but has a good heart"?
269
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,365
Oh, y'all be
talking about me?
270
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,070
-Yeah! -Shut up.
I'm trying to save you, okay?
271
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,702
-Oh, please.
-Look, Kelly.
272
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,267
You and Jason have
to get back together, okay?
273
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,035
Because that's what's important.
274
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,413
So, are you cool?
275
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,741
-You're right.
-Are you cool?
276
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,407
-I'm cool. She needs to chill.
-I'm cool.
277
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,075
I'm cool. I'm cool.
278
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,184
-I'm cool.
-Good.
279
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:51,116
Marta,
can you please hurry up?
280
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,720
Oh, my God!
281
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,329
Ta-da, bitch!
282
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,902
(quietly):
Oh, God.
283
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,897
Come on.
(grunting)
284
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,707
Yo, Ma. You let
a white girl knock you out?
285
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,410
Ooh, Malik.
Get me out of here.
286
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:17,952
I don't want nobody
to see me like this.
287
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,048
-Y'all boxing in here?
-Get the damn door.
288
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,450
Mel!
289
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,281
Mel, where you at?
290
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,946
-(Melanie groans)
-You okay?
291
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,285
I'm ready to go home, Derwin.
292
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,490
What?!
293
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,991
(groaning)
294
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,063
Oh, no! No, baby!
I can't see you!
295
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,292
I can't see you. I can't
see you. It's bad luck.
296
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,257
It doesn't matter, Derwin, okay?
297
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,827
I mean, the wedding is off!
298
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,196
Everything is falling apart!
299
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:45,444
Tasha's got a concussion,
Kelly's knuckles are bleeding,
300
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,442
I don't have
any bridesmaids left,
301
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:52,384
and my makeup looks like I'm
about to have my quinceañera.
302
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,052
Come on, baby girl,
just calm down, okay?
303
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,352
No, Derwin!
304
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,824
Everything is horrible, okay?
305
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,522
I mean, I can't even
use my lily pads
306
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,163
because there's
a freaking tsunami out there.
307
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:06,790
My dad is not here
to walk me down the aisle.
308
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:11,197
And Jason can't do it because
he's getting raped in his pokey.
309
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,171
God.
310
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,970
You know what, Derwin?
Let's just get married later.
311
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,373
I mean, like,
a year or two from now.
312
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,905
I just... I can't...
I can't take this.
313
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,311
No, Melanie! Okay?
314
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,853
No! My baby wants to be a first
and you're going to be a first.
315
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,850
Derwin,
I don't have any bridesmaids.
316
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,323
Mel, that's fine, simple, I'll
just get rid of my groomsmen.
317
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,792
Oh, my God, Derwin,
you cannot have a wedding
318
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,292
without bridesmaids
and groomsmen
319
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:41,434
(sobbing): and best friends
and mommies and daddies.
320
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,061
Melanie,
listen, okay?
321
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,027
Today isn't about
anybody else but us.
322
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,397
Me and you.
323
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,436
We'll just
start our lives off together.
324
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,141
Okay? Just the two of us.
325
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,573
Me at the altar, you...
326
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,907
You looking beautiful
coming down that aisle.
327
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,876
When we're standing there
side by side,
328
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,845
in front of God,
329
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:07,354
everybody will know it's just
the two of us from here on out.
330
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,457
Okay?
331
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,360
Mel.
332
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,232
Can I just say "I do" now?
333
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,132
Baby, just give me
30 more minutes,
334
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,404
and we'll make it official.
335
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,101
(laughing):
Okay.
336
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,366
Okay.
337
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,036
*
338
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,451
All rise.
339
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,520
(sighs)
340
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,887
Wow.
341
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,937
Um, ho-hold up, Mel.
342
00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,471
What now?
343
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,387
You know I love you guys.
344
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,497
But if you are here
to ruin our day,
345
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,159
you can go to hell.
346
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,467
Melanie, no matter what
transpires between us,
347
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,602
you're our daughter,
348
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:35,179
and we could not miss
your wedding day.
349
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,578
Or the next one.
350
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,209
Grace.
351
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,105
Will you have us?
352
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,347
Oh, God, yes.
353
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,693
Yes, yes.
354
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,118
Oh...
355
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,424
Oh, I love you.
356
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,586
It's okay!
357
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,534
They're here to be
a part of the wedding.
358
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,130
-(crowd murmurs happily)
-Yes.
359
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,932
Thanks, Dad.
360
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,168
-Go.
-Okay.
361
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,198
Everything is perfect now.
362
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,531
Yeah.
363
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,065
(giggling)
364
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,201
(cell phone ringing)
365
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,035
Uh...
366
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,410
my bad.
367
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,468
No, it's my phone.
368
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,237
It's Janay.
369
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,535
Look, I...
370
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,076
I kind of got
to take this.
371
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,483
Hey hey. What's up?
Is everything okay?
372
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,250
It's Janay.
She's in labor.
373
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,485
Okay, how far apart
are the contractions?
374
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,692
Janay, I need, like,
ten more minutes.
375
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,994
Like, tighten up
down there, you know?
376
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,327
Don't let him out.
377
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,061
Come on, man. Let's make
this quick. Come on.
378
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,596
Derwin... just go.
379
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,172
No, Mel, we can
knock this...
380
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:11,500
It's okay. Just go.
381
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,508
I love you, Melanie.
382
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,077
*
383
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,385
*
384
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:49,382
I heard there was going
to be a wedding at your house.
385
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,609
And I said...
386
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,714
"Not without me. "
387
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,216
*
388
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,366
JUDGE:
Will the defendant please rise?
389
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,500
(mouthing):
Everything's going to be okay.
390
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,481
Defendant is released
on his own recognizance.
391
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,083
The trial date
will be set at a later time.
392
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,163
(sighs)
393
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,657
Mm. You don't understand what
it meant to have you here.
394
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,165
I wouldn't be
anywhere else.
395
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,098
(sighing)
396
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,440
Thank you, Kel.
Thank you.
397
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,606
Hey.
398
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,217
(reporters clamoring)
399
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,656
*
400
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,837
*
401
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,471
How's Janay and the baby?
402
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,770
*
403
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,223
What's his name?
404
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,226
(sniffles)
405
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,828
DJ. Derwin Junior.
406
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,430
(sniffles)
407
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,904
Mel...
408
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,402
He's your first.
409
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,765
I get it.
410
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:37,783
You know, a while ago,
somebody asked me...
411
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,510
"How do you know that
you found the one?"
412
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,220
How do you know that
you've found the one?
413
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,824
Well, you listen to
the vows, Melanie.
414
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,656
It's all there.
415
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,602
Do you want to be with her,
416
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,499
for better...
417
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,871
or for worse,
418
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,640
through sickness
and in health,
419
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,470
till death do you part?
420
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,676
Now, if the
answer is yes--
421
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,939
I mean, truly yes--
422
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,708
then you know.
423
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:18,747
With no hesitation and
no reservation, Melanie,
424
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,385
(Melanie crying)
425
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,020
I know.
426
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,934
(whispers):
Mel... I know.
427
00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:30,534
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