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*
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-What?
-Derwin, oh, my God.
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It's Janay. It's time.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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Okay, I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
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Okay, um... well...
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*
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*
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You okay?
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I'm signing
my divorce papers.
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No.
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* I'm talkin' to you,
I'm talkin' to you, you... *
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*
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Yo, I might be rich,
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but my little sis is gonna
make me nasty rich.
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*
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Hey, Boo.
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"Hey, Boo"?
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Derwin, I have been
worried sick.
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I mean, how's the baby?
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How's Janay? You...
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Oh, he cool.
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Little man's still cooking.
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It was a false alarm.
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Hey, I brought you
some hash browns.
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What, Mel?
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Derwin, when you walked out
that door last night,
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my life flashed
before my eyes.
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I mean, come on,
let's face it:
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this baby is coming... soon.
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And when it does, our lives
will never be the same.
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I know.
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Come on, baby, we talked
about it, remember?
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And you can't keep trippin'
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every time we mention
the baby...
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Wait, who's trippin'?
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-Mel, you're trippin' a little
bit. -I'm not trippin'.
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-A little bit.
-Baby, I am good.
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-Okay. -Okay, in fact,
I am so good...
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I want to get married
next weekend.
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-What?!
-Yes!
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I mean, come on,
Derwin, why not?
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Let's... let's
make us official.
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Mel, baby, hold up.
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Where's all this
coming from?
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Derwin, I will never be
the first to have your baby.
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But I want to be
the first at something.
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You're my first love.
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That's not good enough?
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No.
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Um... Mel, come on.
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All right, a quickie wedding
is not what you want.
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You want a traditional wedding.
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You want the Four Seasons.
You want a gang of bridesmaids.
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-You want to lose that last ten
pounds. -What?
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Huh?
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-You said...
-No, I didn't...
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-No, you said you wanted to lose
it. -I never... What?
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Yes, you did. You said
you wanted to lose it.
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I say you look beautiful
the way you are.
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And skinny.
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Shut up.
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-I saying...
-Look, I just want to be
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Mrs. Derwin Davis
as soon as possible.
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You're serious?
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Yes!
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Well, damn,
Mrs. Derwin Davis,
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get your fat ass
over here. Come on.
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-(shrieking): We're getting
married! -Come on!
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(both laughing)
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Yay.
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-What's up, Malik?
-Oh, what's up, partner?
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-Everything's everything.
-I hear you, brother.
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Oh, my God, my first
industry party.
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-Do I look okay?
-Yeah, you're good, babe.
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I'm so nervous. I don't even
know what to...
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* Say, can you see...
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Pucci, stop it.
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Damn it, little girl, what
the hell are you doing?
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Same thing as Tee Tee.
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* Yeah, It's T-double
on the M-I-C *
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* You ain't seen a premature
baby raw as me *
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-* I work for...
-Tee Tee!
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Get your ass over here.
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Hold this. Don't drink.
Don't drink.
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That's why I make his ass
sleep in a bathtub.
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RONNIE:
'Sup, bitches?
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Ah, what's up, Ronnie?
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-Money-making Malik.
-How you livin', brother?
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Like the King of Siam, brother.
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-Tee Tee.
-Ray Ray.
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I ain't seen you
at the meetings lately.
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You know, I've been
doing my own thing.
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-For real?
-Yeah.
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That's what's up.
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Take me with you, dawg.
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So how's that "$40 Million"
joint coming?
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You know, working on a remix.
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"Hundred Million."
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Right, right. Maybe you
should put Shaq on that.
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(laughing)
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No, no, no.
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I actually want
this other dude.
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What was his name again?
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Oh, yeah, Jay-Z.
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(laughing)
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So, this is your sister.
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What?
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Pucci, this is Ronnie Dawson.
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Grammy Award-winning,
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platinum-selling producer
Ronnie Dawson.
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This is the championship
ring-wearing,
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MVP Award-winning,
minimum wage-paying...
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Tee Tee, excuse you, boy.
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This is about Pucci, okay?
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So, man, like I was saying,
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this is the girl I was telling
you about, brother.
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She can really blow.
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I'm sure she can.
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But that's gonna
have to wait,
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because it's about to be
penny-dropping time up in here.
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Penny-dropping time?
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Dawg, wait a minute.
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It's 10:00, man.
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Won't drop pennies in my crib
till 1:00.
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1:00?
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What kind of
Mickey Mouse operation
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are you running
over there, man?
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Don't worry about my operation,
all right, Ro?
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Just check her out.
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* Oh, help me
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* Hold me
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* Can't seem
to make up my mind *
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* Can we maybe
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* Just take
a little more time? *
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* Mm, mm, mm.
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(doorbell rings, knocking)
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Hello, Dr. Barnett.
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Do you think
we can talk?
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No.
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(doorbell rings, knocking)
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Sir, it's kind
of cold out here.
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As you can see, I'm
dressed for San Diego.
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Perhaps you should
go back there.
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Please, sir.
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What do you want, Derwin?
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I was thinking
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we could talk
man to man.
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-Why? -Look, Dr. Barnett, I know
you're not very fond of me,
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and I can't say
that I blame you.
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I just want to
say thank you
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for allowing Melanie
to make her own decisions.
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I know it must have been
tough for you to accept
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us getting back together
given our history
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with me not playing,
the injury and all.
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Not to mention the baby.
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But with all that
being said,
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Melanie and I--
we love each other.
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And I promise you, sir,
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I'm going to take care
of your daughter
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and be the best husband
that I can be.
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So, do we have your blessing?
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Melanie's pregnant?
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Huh? Wha-what? No!
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Melanie's not pregnant.
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My ex-girlfriend Janay is.
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Melanie and I just want
to get married.
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How is this happening?
I thought she got rid of you.
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Ow!
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Grace!
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Oh, I got it. I got it.
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How dare you.
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You get some hoochie-coochie
pregnant,
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and you have the
nerve to come here
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and ask for our daughter's
hand in marriage?
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Hey, I'm sorry.
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I thought she told you
we got back together already.
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Hey!
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Ma, come on now,
you got to give me a heads-up
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before you do that.
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Look, Mrs. Barnett, I might have
deserved the first one,
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-but the second slap...
-Cameron.
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Oh, damn!
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Yeah, I got that one.
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Get out.
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Hey, yo, Derwin man,
stay classy.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Standing O.
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Bravo, fan lady.
Bravo, I say.
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Sold, Malik.
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Come on, dude.
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-Wait, wait, wait. -It doesn't
get any better than that, man.
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Wait, no.
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Let me see
the balloon chick again.
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Oh, you can't. She didn't bring
any spare balloons.
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What?! Man, this is crazy.
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I can't plan a bar bachelor
party in one damn week.
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Being the best man
is hella pressure.
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It would be,
except I'm the best man.
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No, pig, I'm the best man.
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Um, did Ding-Dong knock
on your door,
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force you to pray with him,
ask you to be his best man,
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and then cry when you
reluctantly said yes?
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Derwin's a douche.
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Speaking of which,
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bring me out some fresh gals.
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And why ain't there
no sisters in this bunch?
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Huh, Jason?
They like to get naked, too.
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It's true.
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Tee Tee, get
on that, please.
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Hey, speaking of getting
on sisters, where's yours?
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I don't know
if you know this,
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but I am on the prowl.
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Your old ass don't need to know.
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Whoo-hoo, what's up
with the attitude, mister?
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I thought I was talking
to Malik Wright,
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self-proclaimed woman-smasher-
thrasher and masher.
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00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,741
Don't forget flasher
and wedding crasher.
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00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:12,807
Tee Tee, that was your cue
to laugh, partner.
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Oh, uh... Ha!
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And your sister took
your Ferrari.
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00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,916
That's your cue to laugh.
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00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,291
Wow,
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you got your 19-year-old sister
out on some strange town
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that has a naval base
during Fleet Week. Noice.
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Uh, Tee Tee, phone me.
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By the way, I switched
"thrasher" to "haberdasher."
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Sounds classier, right?
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Definitely sounds less rapey.
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Right. Classy.
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Yo, Pucci, where you at?
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(slurring):
Who wants to know?
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What? Girl, where you at?
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More importantly,
where's my car at?
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It's cool, Malik.
I'm at Ronnie's.
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Ronnie's?
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What you doing at Ronnie's,
Pucci? Come home now.
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Oh, please,
you are not my father.
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Okay, you know that damn car
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that your little ass is driving?
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I'm its father,
so bring its ass home now.
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00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:08,367
I'm pretty sure you wouldn't
want me to drive drunk.
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00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,701
Drunk? Pucci, you 19.
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00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:13,368
Don't worry.
Someone gave me a aspirin.
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00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,806
At least I think
it was an aspirin.
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00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,114
I wasn't sure, so I took another
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pill that looked
more aspirin-y.
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So I feel fine.
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Uh, just in time
for panty-dropping time.
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00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,222
(both giggle)
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00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,058
Oh, Lord.
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Pucci... Um, get the car.
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00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,373
Yeah, let me tell
you something, buddy.
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00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,768
Karma is a fat bitch.
255
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,841
Too soon.
256
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,970
Am I right, stripper?
257
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,236
Mm...
258
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,736
*
259
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,349
MAN:
That's what I'm talking about.
260
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,415
Yo, man, back
your ass up, dawg.
261
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,293
Pucci, what the hell
is wrong with you?!
262
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,522
Let's go!
Pull your shirt down.
263
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,986
No, that's my new single.
264
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,855
We're gonna shoot
the video tonight.
265
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,364
Well, your ass ain't gonna be
in the video, Pucci.
266
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,455
Yo, hold on, man.
267
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,426
Man, you need to fall back!
268
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,773
I'm not going anywhere.
269
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,899
You're not the boss of me.
270
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,004
You're barely my brother.
271
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,865
Pucci, don't test me. Let's go.
272
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,114
These are my friends!
273
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,208
This is Kenny.
274
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,310
Tim.
275
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,311
Tim. And you
know Ronnie.
276
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,383
I said let's go.
277
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,381
Yo, yo, yo, man, what's up
with the manhandling?
278
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,823
What you mean,
"What's up?" dawg?
279
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,478
I'm taking my sister.
Now fall your ass back.
280
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,446
But doesn't look like
she wants to go.
281
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,493
You want to go, Pucc?
282
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,421
No.
283
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,833
There you go.
284
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:45,272
Hey, uh, who's up
for some magic, huh?
285
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,268
Hold up. You doing
magic now?
286
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,270
Yeah, I told you
287
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,271
I'm doing my
own thing now.
288
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,542
(clears throat)
289
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,440
If Ronnie D will join me,
290
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,342
I'm gonna make this pencil
disappear.
291
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,275
I'll make it disappear
up your ass.
292
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,381
Oh, so you already know
this trick, huh?
293
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,524
If you and me gotta go at it,
then let's go at it, Ronnie.
294
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,851
Really?
295
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,256
Malik.
296
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,361
You called the Code Blue?
297
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,432
Yeah, man, back
at the house.
298
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,060
I had a feeling something might
end up in my ass.
299
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,396
TASHA:
Malik, get out of here.
300
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,370
I don't give a damn
about my Code Blue, okay?
301
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,999
This is about my sister.
302
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,904
I can handle this
bitch-ass producer.
303
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,436
Look, but the
Malik Wright
304
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,041
franchise can't.
305
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,443
You in the middle
306
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,184
of a hundred-million-
dollar deal. Think!
307
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,609
Michael Vick,
Pacman Jones.
308
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,284
Better listen
to your mommy, Malik.
309
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,554
(chuckles)
310
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,252
Please.
311
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,854
Yo, baby boy...
312
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,988
get out of here.
313
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,363
Let me handle it.
314
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:57,073
Hmm. Yeah, so, uh,
I'm gonna go, too, fellas.
315
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:01,168
And I'm taking Pucci with me.
316
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,378
She's done playing rock star.
317
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:07,179
Now hold on. I done spent
two hours making her that beat,
318
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,484
and time is money.
319
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,915
You know what?
320
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,120
Why don't I just pay you
for your little time,
321
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,592
and we can get
on our way, huh?
322
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,560
Please, lady, don't nobody
want your little money.
323
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,388
Now it's almost
about to be
324
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,194
panty-dropping time
up in here,
325
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,286
so unless you ready
to hand over yours,
326
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:25,298
I suggest you hit the door...
Ma.
327
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,366
Looky here,
Ronald Terrance Dawson,
328
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:39,246
Princeton class of '02,
son of Mildred, Lester,
329
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:45,489
2667 Hollow Lane,
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
330
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,464
Now we can either do this
LaTasha's way,
331
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,564
or we can do it Pookie's way.
332
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,262
And if we do it Pookie's way,
333
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,025
then nobody in here
has a good day.
334
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,695
And Pookie likes
having good days.
335
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,243
Handle that.
336
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:07,940
Damn, Ronnie, man,
that's Pookie from Richmond.
337
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,575
Look, I'm not sayin' I'm scared.
338
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:13,409
All I'm sayin' is...
that's Pookie from Richmond.
339
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,428
Gentlemen.
340
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,653
You know you fired, right?
(chuckles)
341
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,147
(door opens)
342
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,724
Hey, my fiancé's home.
343
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,026
Just in time to help.
344
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,759
Yeah.
345
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,231
My God, Derwin, what happened?!
346
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,437
Your mother happened.
347
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,999
Wait. What?
348
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,308
Man, that woman slapped me
349
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,069
-in the face, like, 12 times!
-Okay, wait.
350
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,237
Derwin, where did you see
my mother?
351
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,536
At her house.
352
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,607
You went to Connecticut?
353
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,575
-Yeah.
-For what?!
354
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,612
To ask your father for your hand
in marriage,
355
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,278
and your moms, like, ran up
on me and jacked me!
356
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,647
Oh, God. Okay, Derwin, Derwin,
how could you go
357
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,686
to my parents
without telling me?
358
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:30,792
Because, Melanie,
I was trying
359
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,793
to surprise you.
360
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,864
And imagine my surprise,
361
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,202
your parents didn't even know
we were back together.
362
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,169
All right, baby,
just let me...
363
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,328
No, Mel, get off!
364
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,237
Face hurts.
365
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,569
I mean, like, for real,
Melanie,
366
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,473
how can you not tell
your parents about us?
367
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,365
Oh, my God, Derwin,
368
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,576
what was I supposed
to tell them, huh?
369
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,478
"Well, um, I know we broke up
370
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,650
"because he slept
with Drew Sidora.
371
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,319
"But then, then I took him back
because he's just so cute.
372
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,519
"But then he got
another woman pregnant
373
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,151
"while I was dating Jerome,
who I know you guys love
374
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,318
and bought a set
of matching towels for"?
375
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,286
Come on. Be chill, be cool
with that Jerome stuff.
376
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,125
"But then
377
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,429
"Derwin beat him up
in the bathroom,
378
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,131
"so I took Derwin back,
but then we broke up again
379
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,234
"while I was dating this doctor,
380
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,436
"who I know you guys
probably would have loved,
381
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,598
"although,
he's socially retarded.
382
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,567
And now Derwin and I,
we want to get married"?
383
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,777
Whatever, Melanie.
384
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:27,649
Uh! Okay, who's running away
now, Derwin?!
385
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:32,350
Uh! All right, fine,
386
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,715
you can (growls)
all you want to!
387
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:38,164
My God, Derwin,
I'll just be out here
388
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:41,631
finishing the place cards
to our wedding!
389
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,861
Yeah, you do that.
390
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,295
All right.
391
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,240
(panting)
392
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,203
(sighs)
393
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,837
Who's "Vinnie Landros"?
394
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,213
The doorman.
395
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,481
Mm.
396
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,452
(sighs)
397
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:39,451
Look, Derwin, my parents
may never accept you.
398
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,456
Aw, gee, thanks, Mel.
399
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,489
(voice breaking):
But I don't care.
400
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,855
Good, 'cause next time
I'll slap 'em back.
401
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,755
(gasps softly)
402
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,811
Where you going?
403
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,649
Hey, Dad, it's me.
404
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,191
(scoffs)
Yeah, I know.
405
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,519
What?
406
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,494
(scoffs)
407
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,493
Hey, Mom.
408
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,485
Look,
409
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,427
Derwin and I,
410
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,601
we are getting married
next Sunday, 2:00
411
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,431
at Tasha's house.
412
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,596
Malik's mom?
413
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,596
The one I was living with.
414
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,208
Yes, "pow-pow-pow."
415
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:42,578
Look, um, I would really, really
want you guys to be there.
416
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,687
Okay, you know what?
You know what?! Fine!
417
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,260
Fine, then don't come!
418
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,219
But guess what?
419
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:53,487
There will be a wedding
with or without you!
420
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,480
You okay?
421
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,324
Yeah.
422
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,662
We're getting married!
423
00:20:22,712 --> 00:20:27,262
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