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Hey, Melanie.

Derwin.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, hey, what are you doing here?

Is everything okay? Uh, yeah.

Janay and I are done.

(scoffs)

(distant siren blares)

Whoa, Melanie!

Did you not hear me?

I said Janay and I are done.

You come down here thinking what?

What, you're free now?

So, I should just leap into your arms

and kiss you passionately and jump into my car and do you?

I mean, that wouldn't be bad. (siren whoops)

Hell, no!

Okay, yes, yes, you will always love me.

And I'm pretty sure I will always love you.

But this, this, it doesn't work, Derwin.

It will never work.

I mean, I've accepted it.

And look at me. Look at me.

I-I'm-I'm living my dream now, okay?

I'm-I'm on the dean's list, my skin is clear,

I've lost weight here and gained weight here.

Derwin, being without you

has been the best thing that could've ever happened to me,

and quite frankly...

Shut up and marry me.

(sighs)

God, yes!

(laughing)

Hey, baby, now, this... is gonna make it official.

Look.

Oh, here it is.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God!

Yeah!

(both laugh)

*

I cannot believe we are

at Melanie and Derwin's engagement party.

(laughs): I know!

You think they really gonna go through with it this time?

Of course!

Love conquers all.

(both laugh)

Kelly, Ma...

this is my hors d'oeuvres chick, Noel.

Mm.

Y'all, I got a different date for every course.

Ma, you see that dude right there with the camera?

Mm-hmm.

He a photographer from Upscale magazine.

He doing a piece on your boy.

"Leaders: On and Off the Field."

So, that's why you're hosting this.

Wh-What? You thought it was 'cause I actually

believed in their relationship, Kelly?

(laughs) Hey! God!

That's funny.

Y'all have fun.

All right, baby.

(door slides open)

(talking quietly)

See how I did that? Uh-huh.

Brute strength. (chuckles) KELLY: Great.

Jason brought a date?

J. Pitts. Tee Tee!

Still wearing knockoff suits, huh?

Watch yourself.

Oh, my God.

Is Jason's date black?!

Okay, okay. Should I stand here and wait for them to come to me,

or do I go over there? What do I do?

Uh, slip out the back door.

No, I can't do that; I've already been spotted!

(clears throat)

Ugh!

Just go over there with me.

Over there?!

Look, I don't stand next to women prettier than me.

Excuse me?

I don't.

(scoffs)

(indistinct conversation)

MALIK: Well, yeah.

I'm glad y'all got the, you know, the memo...

(sighs)

Uh, okay, come on, let's go.

(clears throat)

Hey, Jason.

Hey, Kel.

Oh... (chuckles)

Um, Kelly, this is Camille.

Camille, this is Kelly. Hi.

Hi.

I like your dress, Kelly.

Oh, oh, thank you.

I... I like your skin.

It's so...

dark-- I-I mean, lovely.

It's, it's... it's lovely.

Thank you.

Blame my parents.

They're black.

(giggles): Oh!

Congratulations.

You know, I'm gonna get some more.

Okay.

Okay.

She seems... Dark and lovely?

You know, it would've been nice for

you to give me a heads up that you're bringing someone tonight.

What? I-I assumed you were bringing Little Joe.

No, we broke up.

Oh, that is just too bad. But I'm seeing

someone else now.

Mm-hmm.

He owns his own gym.

More than one.

Wow. Mm-hmm.

Wel, why-why didn't you bring him?

(chuckles)

Who said I didn't?

No, he's coming. He's on his way.

He's, uh, he's at the gym.

The one he owns. Well, one of

the ones he owns.

He owns several.

So, wait, so, wait. He-He owns one gym or--

Oh, no, no, he owns several.

Okay, I'm-I'm glad we got that straightened out.

Tasha, hi.

Hey.

I just want to thank you for introducing me to Jason.

He... I... Me? (stammers) Don't thank me.

Okay, I ain't do nothing, a'ight?

I'm just out here living life, all right?

That's on y'all.

Do you, baby.

ROMAN: Roman's Castle,

what's your hassle?

Hi.

Kelly!

Hey, I was just thinking about me--

uh, you, I mean...

I, uh, thought you had that engagement party to go to.

I do.

Um, I'm here,

and, you know, I realized I forgot to invite you.

Do you want to come?

But I'm at work.

I love the way you call what you do "work."

Now, get here ASAP and wear a tight shirt.

(grunting): Oh, got it.

(grunts loudly)

50! You saw it.

Hey, Ms. Mack!

Oh, Lord.

Okay, you're pale, you're fidgety

and you got the sweats.

So, either you're in love, or you ate one of our brownies.

Tee Tee, I messed up.

I know, Rick was cool.

But, hey, one day you'll figure out how to treat a man.

No! Look, when Kelly stayed on

at ISM after Irv fired me, I got so mad at her

I introduced Jason to Camille.

If Kelly find out, she gonna hate me forever.

Don't sweat that, Ms. Mack.

That's gonna be fine, really.

Really? Yeah.

Come on, let's get back to the party.

Okay. So, I need to just chill?

You getting soft, Ms. Mack...

TEE TEE: Whoa. You set him up with her?

Kelly might whup your ass.

(flashbulbs popping)

Oh, my... will you ex-excuse me for a sec?

(chuckles): Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey!

Hey, Jason. How's the family?

Pretty much destroyed, thank you.

Juvon, can I... (mutters)

The hell are you doing?

Dude, I told you I hit that, remember?

Oh, yeah. You said it was the truth.

I didn't believe you, though,

until Malik and Derwin told me the same thing.

Jason, you was right on point.

Good lookin', dawg.

Too good to be true.

This is gonna be fun.

Hey.

One, two, three.

ALL: Don't mess it up this time!

(cheering and applause)

(laughter)

Congratulations, girl!

Y'all, smile for the camera.

Show us the ring, Girl Melanie. Huh?

Flash the ring. Flash the ring.

Um, you know what? (chuckles)

I am so sorry.

I got to run to the bathroom.

Big zit, yeah. Oh, okay. Straight back.

Thanks.

Come on, boy. Yeah, come on.

No gang signs. Oh, sorry.

(chuckles)

(knocking)

DERWIN: Mel? Boo, what's up?

What are you doing in there? TASHA:

(knocking) Open this door!

Hey, Boo, what's going on? Uh-uh.

Girl... would you stop acting all silly?

Don't nobody care about no little zit.

Damn. Now, that's little.

Oh! It's cute!

Brittany has one just like it.

Oh, nah-- Brittany's is a little bigger.

(sighs): God. You know, I knew that this was gonna be a disaster.

You should've heard the way he proposed to me.

"Shut up and marry me"?

And then, he gives me this little ring?!

God, I don't know.

This is all wrong.

Bitch, you lucky he even asked your ass at all.

Now, you in the bathroom. What, you going all crazy?

Girl, you better get out there, before he change his mind.

Come on, sweetie, you don't want

to miss your own party.

My party?

You know Malik just used our engagement

as an excuse to throw a party for himself.

Okay, bitch, now, my son was nice enough to throw

your little bougie butt an engagement party.

You better get out there and enjoy it.

Okay, fine.

Ugh.

Oh, hey! (Tasha gasps)

You know, my baby can wait.

I forgot, I got to use it. (chuckles)

Ooh, all your whining--

Lord, it's like a diuretic.

KELLY: Roman!

(squeals)

I'm sorry that I gave you such bad directions

and caused you to be so late.

ROMAN: Kelly, why didn't you, uh,

tell me this thing was formal?

I feel kind of out of place, you know.

No, you're perfect.

Well, the shirt could've been a bit tighter,

but, hey, you tried.

(giggles) MALIK: Okay, now, make sure you get

pictures of everybody, okay?

These are all my closest, my dearest friends...

Who the hell are you?

Oh!

(louder): Uh, this is my boyfriend, Roman.

My boyfriend, Roman, this is Malik,

our host. MALIK: Why in the hell are you talking so loud, Kelly?

And your boy toy don't come in no dress-up clothes?

Huh? Country ass...

Skip him.

Okay? Let's go.

TEE TEE: Hey, Ms. Mack. Yeah?

I think I got the answer to your problem concerning Camille.

Well, go on.

Okay. All you got to do

is make sure that Kelly takes her relationship

with that muscle dude over there to the next level.

That way, she won't even care about

your malicious act of catastrophic betrayal.

(murmurs): Huh?

Boy, look at you, solving my crisis.

Well... You know what?

Sometimes, I wish I would've carried you

in my womb and birthed you myself.

(cackles)

(sighs)

That is sexy.

Hey, Derwin.

Hey.

So what? Now you don't know me?

I was being nice.

Maybe I can refresh your memory.

I said, "Hey."

(chuckles)

Mmm... is this your fiancée?

Yeah, I am.

Congratulations.

Um, what was that?

Huh?

(Kelly giggling)

Roman!

Hi, everyone!

This is my boyfriend, Roman. Hey.

DERWIN: What's up?

Oh, thank you.

Hey, girl!

Hey.

(whispers): I can't believe I have to sit

next to the whore that slept with Jason.

So?

She got with Derwin, too.

But I got the ring, so I win.

No, you did not win.

So, Jason, is this your new girlfriend?

How did you guys meet?

CAMILLE: Well, he was doing

my show, and so I asked Ta...

Mm! Wedding boy,

why don't you make a toast

or something?

You know, about-about anything.

You know, a long one.

Go on, now. Okay, uh...

Look at you.

Uh, if I could have everyone's attention.

I'll, uh, say a few words.

TASHA (chuckles): Yeah.

DERWIN: It seems like it was

just yesterday that I was in college, failing

biology when... Huh...

MALIK: I'm sorry to interrupt, y'all.

But this moment reminds me

of the first time I threw a touchdown pass.

My first

high school state championship game.

(chuckles) Malik, but what does that It was a...

have to do with my toast to Melanie that...

Damn it, Ding Dong, can you sit down

and let me honor your boy? Huh?

Yeah, sit your ass down.

Okay.

Like I was saying...

It was a barn burner, guys. The score was tied.

JUVON: Uh... (tapping glass)

We were in the middle of... Excuse me. Excuse me.

I hate to interrupt this interruption.

Uh, I was gonna do this

later when we got to the strip club.

But in honor of this occasion,

I have an announcement.

Jazzamina Whitaker...

Girl, the things you do, I never want to lose

or share with another man. (sighs)

Ever! Yeah... (smacks lips)

Unless, you know, we're real drunk

or I hurt my knee and we need the money.

Uh, but...

Would you do me the honor (gasps)

of becoming my wife? Oh, yes! Yes!

Hell, yes!

Oh... my... God!

Anything is possible. Anything is possible!

(sighs) Girl, get it together.

Pull it together. (people murmuring)

Baby, I, too,

have an announcement.

I have an announcement.

(indistinct chatter)

I'm pregnant.

(conversation stops)

By Juvon!

(men cheering)

JASON: Okay, okay...

(laughter)

Yes!

I thought this was supposed to be about us.

Melanie, I...

Girl, after all the football players

we've been through...

we finally made it.

Let me see your ring, girl.

(nervous chuckle)

Oh, my God. What's wrong?

Oh, my God.

The diamond fell out.

Ooh, that's gone.

(laughter)

DERWIN: Yo, baby, don't even trip.

Okay, we're gonna... we're gonna find it.

Hey, y'all.

Yo, help me find the diamond.

Come on. You've got to be kidding me.

(murmuring) Come on, y'all. Please?

Nobody gonna be able to find the diamond. Please?

Malik, my man.

Yo, a little help would be nice.

Boy, please.

What the hell do I look like crawling around

on some dirty-ass floor, looking for a fake-ass diamond?

(chuckles): You got me twisted, partner.

You know what? Matter of fact-- Tee Tee!

What up?

Bring in my last couple dates.

Help speed up this search and rescue.

All right.

Yo!

Hors d'oeuvres! Dessert! Nightcap!

Wake up Aperitif and get out here!

Hey, now, y'all go and help them find this little diamond, now.

Keep your eyes open.

It's small.

You know, Kel, crawling around on all fours is good exercise.

Why do you think dogs are so lean?

We should do a lap.

Nobody cares about fat dogs

right now, Roman. No, no, see,

that's what I'm saying-- they're not fat.

Okay, Roman, not now!

(clucks tongue)

Hey, hey, hey, hey, big sexy.

Where you headed?

I'm taking off. What?!

No! Come-- ooh!

Come, come, come on. Why? Listen.

Listen, Tash, obviously the only reason Kelly invited me here

was to use my superior physique to piss off her ex-husband.

What?! Please, she is not checking for Jason.

She all into you. Yeah, right.

Come on. Look, okay?

Why wouldn't she be, huh?

Come on, you're like some tight-shirt-wearing Adonis.

Look, if it seem like Kelly got a wall up,

it's just 'cause she's scared.

All right, the dating thing is new to her.

You want to win her over, you got to work for it.

All right?

You got to talk to her.

She into that.

I don't know why, but she is.

Think that'd work?

I hope so.

(smacks lips)

Big sexy. Come on. All right.

Jason, I seriously doubt

the diamond fell way over here. Yeah, you're probably right.

But look what I found, instead. Oh...

(chuckles)

(distant siren blares)

(guests murmuring)

(sobs softly)

(footsteps receding)

Go.

(grunts)

I think I found it!

(scattered cheers, applause and murmurs)

No. No, it's just a poppy seed.

MALIK: Oh, yeah.

I had a bagel for breakfast. (laughter)

What? It's got to be bigger than a damn poppy seed, right?

JASON: Wait, he-he didn't get you a...

a poppy seed ring, did he? Poppy seed...

(laughter)

I-I-I guess he did!

(laughter)

TASHA: See, you wrong for that.

You wrong!

MALIK: Oh... girl, come on, Girl Melanie, now.

DERWIN: Melanie, hold on. They just playing. MALIK: Tee Tee?

Come on, y'all. MALIK: Tee Tee, pull that camera around.

JASON: It was Juvon, man, he took it too far, he...

Jason, man, you... Pull the camera around.

She leaving. Thank y'all for coming.

(knocking) ROMAN: Yo, Kelly?

(grunts)

(Roman mutters)

(sighs) Uh...

Listen, Kel, I'm not much of a communicator.

So m-maybe...

Sometimes, we, uh...

I...

You know...

(sobbing) Uh...

Just hold me.

(knocking) Mel, will you open the door?

I know you're still in there.

I can see you on the security camera.

I'm never coming out, Derwin!

We're cursed!

Melanie, will you come on?!

Open this door right now, and stop being a drama queen!

Melanie!

Melanie, I'm getting sick of this.

Baby, you got to stop running.

(sighs): Oh, I'm not running, Derwin.

I can't.

I don't know how to work the freaking elevator.

Look, will you... will you stop trippin' over the ring?

Okay, I'll get you another one, I said. Oh, God!

It's not just about the ring, okay?

It's everything. I mean...

It's the diamond falling out...

this disaster of a dinner party.

I mean, I don't know.

I don't know, maybe... maybe this is a sign.

Sign for what?

That we shouldn't be getting married!

What?! Just think about it, Derwin.

If Jazz and Juvon are getting married,

then maybe marriage doesn't mean anything.

No, Melanie, I'm not buying that.

No, just, Derwin... Melanie, Melanie...

No, just leave me alone. Just stop... Melanie, no...

Melanie, no, you stop it!

Stop overreacting to everything that happens.

God-- sometimes, I swear,

you-you-you want to sabotage this relationship.

Look, baby, just talk to me.

Okay? (sighs)

See, Mel, that's our problem is that we don't talk.

You know what?

You know what? I'm gonna sit down

right over here.

And for once, we are gonna talk.

Come on.

Come on, sit down.

Okay? Now talk.

Go ahead, talk.

Okay.

Fine.

Why me, Derwin?

I mean, why did you choose me?

You could have any girl you want.

I mean, I know I'm a good catch and all,

but you are a freaking football player.

I'm sure there are easier girls to deal with.

I mean, girls who don't test you like I do.

You got that right.

But I don't love those other girls, Melanie.

I love you.

And from the minute I met you, baby,

I knew I wanted to marry you.

My mistake was not doing it then and there.

I should not have brought you to San Diego

without making you my wife first.

Maybe that way, you wouldn't be so insecure.

You know, Derwin, I really am a strong,

independent, smart woman, it's just...

(sighs)

I guess when it comes to you, I get... stupid.

(both laugh)

Yeah.

We're gonna be all right, though.

How can you be so sure?

(smacks lips)

Faith.

Faith in God and faith in us.

And that's all I need.

Hopefully, after we're married, you'll have faith, too.

(chuckles)

(sniffles)

TEE TEE: Man, this is boring.

What else is on?

(chuckles): Yo!

That's what I'm talking about!

(chanting): Kelly! Kelly! Kelly!

Kelly! Kelly! Kelly! Kelly!

Kelly! Kelly!

Kelly! Kelly!

(remote clicks) Oh... (clears throat)

You okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm fine. Let's get out of here.

Okay.

Yo, let's turn this back on!

TASHA (whispers): Tee Tee... (laughs)

TEE TEE: Kelly! Kelly! Kelly!

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