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MALIK:
What up, Ma?
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Uh-uh, don't come up in here
in the middle of our beef
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trying to "what
up" me, Malik.
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You need to get
out of my house
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before I put some
buckshots in your ass.
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Okay, Ma, look,
I came over here
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'cause I'm tired
of this mess between us now.
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Well, you should be.
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Hell, talking back
to me like you some
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trenchcoat-wearing,
suburban white kid.
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Come on, Ma,
you know you my girl.
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You know you my roll dog--
you just gonna have to get over this.
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Just like I'm gonna
have to get over you
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calling me stupid
all them times.
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Get your stupid
ass out the way.
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What's in this
basket, Malik?
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Brandy?
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Cognac?
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Bourbon?
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Is this the dark
liquor basket?
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Mm, no, not just.
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Freeze-dried hot wings,
extra-salty polly seeds...
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Oh...
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The Platinum Edition!
The Platinum Edition!
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Oh... Malik!
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This is...
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this is very classy.
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Oh, yeah, Ma,
one more thing.
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Hm?
Robin and I want you to come
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to our wedding
reception tomorrow. Ah!
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See that? I knew your
narrow ass wasn't sorry!
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Malik, you've got the nerve
to come up in here
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with this delectable
basket of treats
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and try and bribe your way
back into my life?
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You know what,
you and that
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little fake-ass wife of yours,
y'all are dead to me.
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Okay, it's not fake, Ma--
she's my real wife,
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and you need to respect that.
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Mmm.
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Plus, Essence magazine
is coming to cover it.
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How is that gonna look
if my mother's not there?
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Oh, so you want me to legitimize
your mockery of matrimony?
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Look, I came over here
to mend fences with you,
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give you a chance
to get on board with this.
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But if you're just
gonna be difficult,
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then I'm uninviting you.
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Cool.
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Cool. I'll invite
my daddy, instead.
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Give me his number.
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Your daddy?
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Yeah.
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What's his name again?
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After all I've done for you?
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All you ever do
is call me stupid, Ma.
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That's because you are.
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I'm not stupid!
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Yes, you is!
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I can't believe
you did all of this.
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All for you, baby.
And your career.
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Oh, look!
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Here's the happy couple.
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Well, this is quite
some shindig
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that you've put together here.
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Oh, thank you, Sheila.
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Oh, I don't know if you've
met my wife Robin.
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Baby, this is Sheila
from Essence magazine.
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Essence! (giggles)
Good to meet you.
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Thanks for coming.
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So, guys, look, I'm not
trying to be a downer,
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you know, right now,
but there is a little
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skepticism out there
about this union.
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Well, for example,
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where are the parental units?
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It doesn't feel much
like a wedding reception,
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you know,
without the parents.
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Well, to be honest
with you, Sheila,
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we didn't put the
celebration together
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for our parents-- or for
anyone else, for that matter.
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We did it for us.
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That's right.
You let her know, baby.
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Oh, I'm letting her.
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(both chuckle)
I love this man.
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He put all of this
together for me.
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What woman
wouldn't love that?
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He's smart,
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he's confident,
he's Malik Wright.
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The man, my man.
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And I'm proud
to be his woman.
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Right, right, yeah.
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(sensual moaning)
RICK: That's good.
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You have a lovely
home, Mrs. Fox.
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Why, thank you.
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Ricky didn't
tell me
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he was bringing
company, and I...
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Remind me how you
know this person.
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Uh, Tasha and I know
each other from ISM.
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Oh.
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Oh, are you
the girl
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who brings around
the sandwiches?
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Because I used
to love the tuna.
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With one side wheat and
the other side white.
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Just like me
and Ricky's dad.
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God rest his soul.
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Uh, Dad's not dead, Mom.
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He is to me, Rick.
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Oh, I heard that, girl.
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(laughing):
Okay?
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Were you in our
conversation?
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RICK:
Uh...
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maybe we should
start the movie.
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All right.
Yeah.
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Tonight's
Imitation of Life.
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Did you ever see
Imitation of Life?
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No.
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It's a real tearjerker.
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It's about a girl...
who tries to pass.
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I don't know what
I was thinking,
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but one day
I tried to pass Ricky.
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But with...
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his curls, it was
a dead giveaway.
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It's a gift and a curse, Ricky,
it's a gift and a curse, huh?
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I have an idea.
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Why don't you
remake that movie?
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Yeah, with you and...
Halle Berry or someone.
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RICK:
Uh...
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I'm doing the manager
thing now, Mom.
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(sighs)
That's your problem--
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you lack focus.
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One day you're an actor,
the next day you're a manager...
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You know, actually, he's
really quite a good manager.
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And he's really
coming into his own.
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Ooh-hoo-hoo,
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the sandwich girl
has opinions.
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You know, Mrs. Fox,
I think you misunderstood,
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but I'm not the
sandwich girl.
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(chuckles):
Oh... really?
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I'm sorry. My bad.
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You haven't been a girl
for a long, long time.
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Hey, uh, how about
we start the movie?
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Anything you
want, sweetie.
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Help Mommy down.
Okay.
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Wow!
This is amazing.
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Yeah, we deserve this.
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A night out with
no Janay, no baby...
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just me and my boo.
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Aw...
Mmm...
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That's so sweet!
That's how we do it.
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(gasps)
Ooh, Derwin!
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Look! It's
Tisha and Duane.
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Oh!
DUANE: Yo, what the hell?!
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Um...
Derwin!
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Yo, Mel, I know them.
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Oh! You were doing
the push-and-meet.
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I'm flattered!
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Hey, my bad, y'all.
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Uh, Tisha, Duane, this
is my girl Melanie.
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Hi.
Hi.
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I am so sorry
to be such a fan.
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You guys are
such a hot couple.
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Oh!
In college,
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Derwin and I were the Tisha
and Duane of our dorm.
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They called us "Dusha."
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(chuckles)
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Once again,
I'm sorry, y'all.
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(laughing):
It's cool, it's cool.
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I was the same way
when I was pregnant.
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Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm-I'm not pregnant.
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(whispers): Babe...
it's the other one.
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TISHA (whispers):
Oh, snap.
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Um, let's just pretend
it didn't happen, okay?
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That's a good idea-- if
they don't say anything,
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we're not gonna say
nothing, either. Okay.
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My dude,
we can hear you. Yeah.
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Let's be out.
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(scoffs)
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Wow.
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I like the...
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(clears throat)
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I wasn't expecting
to see you here.
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(laughs):
At the bar?
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At the reception, baby...
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Or... Kelly.
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(sighs) Hey, just because
we're both here,
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doesn't mean we have to
hang around each other.
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What's wrong with us
hanging around each other?
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I mean...
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you know, for
appearances.
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I-I don't want to deal
with the press drama.
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It's supposed to be
Malik's night-- you know, we should...
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Jason, this
divorce is real.
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Is it?
It is.
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And I'm not about to...
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SHEILA:
There they are!
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The Pitts!
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As beautiful as ever.
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How are you, Sheila?
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Long time, no see.
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I know, right?
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So, look, I'm not
trying to pry...
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But...
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But I noticed that you
two came separately.
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Could a breakup be
my other exclusive?
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The only exclusive here
tonight is Malik and Robin.
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But thanks for the concern.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
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we're gonna go screw
in the bathroom.
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(chuckles):
See ya.
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Oh, my God, I missed you--
I am going to...
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* Tear that stuff
to pieces! *
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Okay, Jason!
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We're not really
having sex.
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No, but you just said...
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Oh...
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Oh.
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(jazz playing
over film soundtrack)
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Okay, I can't
take this anymore!
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Ricky, you've got
to make a choice.
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It's either
the sandwich person or me.
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Mom, calm down.
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No, I can't!
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I just don't understand
what you're doing.
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She's distracting you
from the movie.
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She's distracting you
from your career.
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It's obvious she can't
have any more kids.
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Uh, now again, medicine
has come a long way.
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Not that far, lady.
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Mom, leave Tasha alone.
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(gasps)
Now she's got you sassin' me?
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Ricky, I don't know who you are
anymore, but I'll tell you this.
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You better start making
some smart decisions,
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or else you're going to
end up being just another
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washed-up ex-athlete,
failed actor, has-been...
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Yeah, with $50 million
in the bank, Ma!
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Honey, money can't
buy you happiness.
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You got $50 million
in the bank?
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You've got to stop
this, Rick.
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You got to stop
making stupid decisions.
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I'm not stupid.
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Yes, you are!
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Come on, Rick.
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Let's just go.
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Look, Rick...
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if you want to be
with an older woman...
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...then it needs to be me.
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You know what?
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That's going to be the last time
you call me old, all right?
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Come on, Rick, let's go.
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Tasha, my mom has
always been there for me.
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I never would have gotten
here if it wasn't for her.
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I told him to go
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to North Carolina,
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he went to
the Final Four.
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I told him to go with the
Lakers, he got three rings.
254
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,581
I told him to
shave his head...
255
00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:06,281
Well, not everything works
out for the best, but...
256
00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,353
Rick, you're
kidding me, right?
257
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,820
What, y-you're going
to stay here with your mama?
258
00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:13,021
Tasha, look, I don't
want you to feel like you don't belong here.
259
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,253
I want you...
No, no, no...
260
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,817
Let her feel. Feel.
261
00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,886
You know what? It's cool.
262
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,725
It's cool, it's cool.
263
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,760
But from one overbearing
mama to another--
264
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,826
and trust me when I say this...
265
00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:25,795
What's that, lady?
266
00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,643
You may think that because
267
00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,568
you sacrificed everything
268
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,872
for your son that he
owes you his allegiance.
269
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,674
Mm-hmm.
But he doesn't.
270
00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,706
All he owes you
is his respect.
271
00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,852
And on the flip side, you got
to respect him and his choices.
272
00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,608
He's a grown-ass man!
273
00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,177
(mutters)
274
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,854
So stop feeling
all over him!
275
00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,053
'Cause that's
just nasty.
276
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,120
It was nice meeting you.
277
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,155
Ma!
278
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,659
Well, it was.
279
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:55,728
Okay, everyone, if you
could all take your seats,
280
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,263
I have a little toast
I'd like to make.
281
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,867
Now there's
going to be
282
00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,129
a slide presentation, followed
by an interpretive mime
283
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,168
and a small laser light show.
284
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,043
(music stops)
285
00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,872
(clears throat)
286
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,677
The year was 1989...
TASHA: Oh, oh!
287
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:12,150
Okay, okay, so y'all just gonna
start the reception without me?
288
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,849
Ms. Mack, I'm gonna
have to ask you
289
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,751
to hold it down
till after the mime.
290
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,953
Shut up, boy.
Don't nobody wanna hear no damn mime.
291
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,085
MALIK:
Ma!
292
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:24,064
Love you!
(happy groan)
293
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,331
Come here.
294
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,828
Oh, girl,
295
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,800
you better come here,
ain't nobody gonna hurt you.
296
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:29,799
(both laugh)
297
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,230
Thanks for coming, Tasha.
298
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,204
Look, it's "Mama" now, okay?
299
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,273
And Mama needs to have a word
with your husband.
300
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,102
Okay.
All right.
301
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,837
(sighs)
302
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,012
Baby... I'm sorry
I doubted you.
303
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,881
I raised you right,
304
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,850
and I know you're gonna
make the right decisions.
305
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,408
Now, I may not
always agree with them,
306
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,216
but I know they're
going to be right for you.
307
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,419
And if you say that
you love this woman,
308
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,851
then who am I to
stand in your way?
309
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,687
Aw, thanks, Mama.
310
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,863
Oh! And, uh...
311
00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,891
I think you might
be needing this.
312
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,831
Big Mama's ring.
313
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,036
Mm-hmm. I even put
real diamonds in it.
314
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,298
(laughs)
315
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,166
I love you, Mama.
I love you more, baby.
316
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,014
(grunts) I'm so
glad you're here.
317
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,210
("Double Dutch Bus" playing)
318
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,781
Oh, snap,
Malik! Oh, yeah!
319
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,439
I had to do it...
320
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,307
DJ:
All right, y'all. Since Ma'Dukes is in the house,
321
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,846
let's do this one
for her and her baby boy.
322
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,483
* Oh, come up and getcha in
323
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,217
* Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh!
324
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:32,355
* There's a Double Dutch Bus
comin' down the street *
325
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,132
* Movin' pretty fast
326
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,931
* So kinda shuffle your feet
(rhythmic grunting)
327
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:40,004
* Get onto the bus,
pay your fare * (rhythmic grunting)
328
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,273
* And tell the driver
that you're goin' *
329
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,772
* To a Double Dutch Affair
330
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,105
* Fe, Fi...
(chuckles)
331
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,280
So, how's the leg,
Ding Dong?
332
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,839
You know, it's
on the mend.
333
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,908
I'm really trying to keep
my head while I work it out,
334
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,816
but I got to be honest
with you, Jalen,
335
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:55,948
I'm really worried
about my career, man.
336
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,523
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I feel that.
337
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,151
You going to
finish that steak?
338
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,764
So, you work for TV Guide?
339
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,720
Yes, I do.
340
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:06,427
Mm. Why did Girlfriends
go off the air?
341
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,929
Ooh, girl, that's
a long story.
342
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,770
Man, your girl
shouldn't be drinking
343
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:12,969
while she's
pregnant, right?
344
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,840
Jay, she's not
345
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,098
preg-- Melanie...
No.
346
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,971
That's what I heard.
347
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,507
No, no,
I'm done, okay? I'm sorry.
348
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,941
Let's just go.
Can you wait a minute, p-please?
349
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,947
TEE TEE (over microphone):
All right, thanks to them impromptu interruptions,
350
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:27,880
we lost the smoke guy,
351
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,015
and the mime
had a reaction to the steak,
352
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,320
but I'm sure yours is fine,
so if I can get...
353
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,992
Hey! Hey, y'all!
I'm sorry to interrupt.
354
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,091
Hey...
Really?
355
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,922
Are you really
sorry, Derwin?
356
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,791
Tee Tee, ladies
and gentlemen, Tee Tee.
357
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,028
(light applause)
358
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:45,232
Um, I'm Derwin Davis,
Ding Dong, Number 81,
359
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,035
and I just really want
to give a shout-out
360
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,998
to my date, the love of my life,
Melanie Barnett.
361
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,108
Now, I know
the streets is talking, okay?
362
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,040
But she is not pregnant.
363
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,875
My ex-girl is pregnant.
364
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,980
Yup, it's kind of
cliché, but it's
365
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,922
true, so just to be clear...
Love Melanie...
366
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,920
Having baby with ex...
367
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,992
Love the baby,
especially if it's mine...
368
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,520
Do not love the ex, okay?
369
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,256
Thanks. Enjoy the mime.
370
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,262
(scattered applause,
mic feedback squeaks)
371
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,534
DJ:
Um...
372
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:19,232
okay, off that
lovely announcement...
373
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,296
Would Mr. and Mrs. Wright
374
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,074
step on out here
for your first dance?
375
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,544
(cheering, applause)
376
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:30,142
(slow ballad plays)
377
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:33,577
* The phrase,
"falling in love" *
378
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,983
* Implies that you slipped
379
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,547
* And you didn't know where
380
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,857
* You were gonna land
381
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,031
* Out of control
382
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,459
* A shooting star...
383
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,525
All right, all right,
the rest of y'all Sabers,
384
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,333
come on, now,
you know how we do.
385
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,065
Let's get on out there and help
'em out on the dance floor.
386
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:58,112
* Well, I know just where
387
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:01,368
* I'll land
388
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,278
* I've fallen before
389
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:08,051
* And I've broken my wings...
390
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,051
Shall we?
391
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,623
He said, "Sabers."
I kind of...
392
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,362
One dance.
393
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:19,358
* I'm not gonna fall
394
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:27,034
* In love anymore
395
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,097
* Gonna fly down
396
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:33,137
* And land in love
397
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,043
* With you...
398
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,020
Jason...
399
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,151
I'm sorry, I forgot.
400
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,416
I forgot, I'm sorry.
401
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:51,455
Let's get out of here.
402
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,397
Excuse me.
403
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,974
Man, can't you see I'm getting
ready to go dance with my son?
404
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,165
Why don't you go
dance with your mama?
405
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,007
Where your mama?
406
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,181
Nah, it's
cool, Mom.
407
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,309
Talk shop
with your boy.
408
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,183
I'm gonna go
holla at my wife.
409
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,345
So, how did you
know I'd be here?
410
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:21,054
A mama's boy always knows
what a mama's going to do.
411
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,286
Tasha, I'm sorry.
412
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,185
Seriously.
413
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,597
I'm so used to my moms
always being there
414
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,528
when I'm going to
make a big decision.
415
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:35,043
I mean, I can handle
"sneakers or dress shoes."
416
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,968
But the big stuff--
417
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,214
like standing out
there on my own--
418
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,308
scares me.
419
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,282
But you give me a chance,
420
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:46,080
I'll show you the
strong man I can be.
421
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,384
So, when you gonna
start showing me?
422
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,716
There's a bathroom.
Meet me there in five minutes.
423
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,352
Make it four.
424
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,087
I ain't wearing
no panties.
425
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,493
Me, neither.
Oh!
426
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:02,002
(moaning)
427
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,359
All right, I'm going to
whip us up something to eat.
428
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,627
Mm.
429
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,666
Wai... Oh, wait, I don't want
you to wake Brittany.
430
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,302
She might think we're
getting back together.
431
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,668
What? Aren't we?
432
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,736
No.
433
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,114
I thought
you understood
434
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,313
this is a one-time double-back.
435
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,575
It was an open bar,
for God's sake!
436
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,053
Hey, are you kidding me?!
437
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,582
No, Jason, I'm not.
438
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,018
(sighs)
439
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,592
What's this?
440
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,397
Divorce papers!
441
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,771
So, what, so you set me up?
You slept with me
442
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,129
so you could serve me?
443
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,138
No, I didn't!
444
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,710
I had a weak moment,
and I figured since you were
445
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,038
already here, we might as well
save the processor fee.
446
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,106
Oh, so we don't have
to pay for that.
447
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,113
Hold on!
448
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,654
That's not the point.
449
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,049
Kelly, I swear...
if I leave here
450
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,682
with these papers,
I am not coming back.
451
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,148
I know.
452
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:04,257
* I'm not gonna fall
453
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,263
* In love anymore...
454
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,656
I've gotta say you
did it; you did it.
455
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:15,338
This has been like
a fairy tale.
456
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,537
* ...down and land in love...
Hmm...
457
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:20,069
Well, it's
not over, baby.
458
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,277
SHEILA:
Excuse me.
459
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,739
Look, I want to apologize.
460
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,277
You guys...
461
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,683
have sold me.
462
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,254
This is real.
463
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,752
You two are real.
464
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:35,224
The cover of Essence real.
465
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,185
The cover?
466
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,533
Oh, see, that's what
I'm talking about, Sheila.
467
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,228
Hey, anytime Essence
can truly celebrate black love,
468
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,532
it's our pleasure.
469
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,195
Bye.
470
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:52,314
Malik, this has been the most
amazing night of my life,
471
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,469
and I will
never forget it.
472
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,637
Thank you so much.
473
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,308
Hmm, oh, on that note...
474
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:06,315
Robin, baby, this ring was
my grandmother's ring.
475
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:10,363
And before that, it was
her grandmother's ring.
476
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,530
And before that, it belonged
to some crazy white woman
477
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,259
who actually thought owning
another human being was okay.
478
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,455
(chuckles)
We showed her.
479
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,756
Malik, I-I think that...
No, no, no, baby.
480
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,797
Let me finish.
Okay.
481
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:24,802
This ring has been handed down
from generation to generation.
482
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,267
And now it's found
its new home here,
483
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,577
on the finger
of the woman I love.
484
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,180
Thank you.
485
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,824
Malik...
486
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,549
that's a beautiful story,
487
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:43,356
but this ring deserves
to be on the finger
488
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,260
of the woman
that loves you back.
489
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,656
And we both know
that's not me.
490
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,725
What? Still?
491
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,362
Shh...
Damn, Robin!
492
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,368
No. Shh, shh, shh.
493
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,129
I pulled out the
Swarovski crystals. Stop...
494
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,236
The doves, the
interpretive mime...
495
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,268
Malik, stop it, stop it.
496
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,303
And you still trippin'?
497
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,407
What about all that stuff
you were saying tonight?
498
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,409
Hey!
499
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,670
Hey, what's
up, brother?
500
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,778
How you doing?
501
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,809
Thanks for
coming, man.
502
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,353
I'm so glad you
came. Thanks.
503
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,276
I'm your man--
the man...?
504
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,718
How proud you are
to be with me...?
505
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,252
Robin, you said
you loved me.
506
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,317
Malik, I was acting.
507
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,426
What?
And... scene.
508
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,388
(scoffs)
Oh, come on, I'm just kidding.
509
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:24,327
Malik, this has been
a wonderful night,
510
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,974
and you are a
wonderful friend.
511
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,700
But nothing's
changed between us.
512
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,267
So, what are you
saying, Robin?
513
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,965
I'm saying that
if you still think
514
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,437
that this is about feelings,
then we made a mistake.
515
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,447
Now...
516
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,779
Hey.
517
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,283
...we can sit here
and try to deal
518
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,346
with these feelings,
or my lack thereof,
519
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,816
but clearly it's
not going to work.
520
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,327
Maybe we should just
pull the plug and move--
521
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,729
Pull the plug?!
Yeah.
522
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,860
No, you ain't about to pull
the plug on nothin', Robin.
523
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:56,895
Malik, shh.
524
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,329
You think you're about to
embarrass me up in here?
525
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,826
Huh? Humiliate me?
In front of all these people.
526
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,298
In front of my mom who
already thinks I'm stupid? Shh, Malik!
527
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,635
Nah, you're not about
to prove her right.
528
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,314
You got me twisted,
Robin Givens.
529
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,342
Excuse me?
530
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,978
I stayed married to you
for your reasons,
531
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,852
and now you're staying
married to me for mine.
532
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,681
Now, put on my grandmama's ring
and smile for this camera.
533
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:22,258
* I'm gonna fly down
534
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,389
* And land in love...
535
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,364
Black love.
(giggles)
536
00:20:26,414 --> 00:20:30,964
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