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(Beethoven's "Fur Elise" plays)
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Welcome home, Mrs. Wright.
(clicks tongue)
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Malik, we need
to talk business.
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(piano flourish plays)
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Terrence, do you mind?
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Uh, sorry, I didn't mean
to bring down the party.
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(plays lively descending scales)
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(light classical piano plays)
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I think that we should start
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making some
appearances, you know.
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I figured I'll go to
a few of your games,
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you can come to a few
of my shows, and then
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once the press starts
referring to us as "Mobin,"
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we'll do the cover
of Essence.
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You know, we'll-we'll do People,
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we'll do In Style,
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we'll do all the
fashion magazines.
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And then, suddenly, the
casting directors are like
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seeing my picture
everywhere, you know?
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And they're like,
"Hey, Robin Givens,
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you know, she's hot.
Think we can get her?"
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(giggles)
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You know, feel free
to chime in anytime.
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Chime.
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How about this?
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Hi, Malik.
Bravo, Tee Tee.
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Robin...
(music resumes)
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do you know how much thought
was put into this, hmm?
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How much time this took Tee Tee?
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Baby, I'm showing you
that you're my Cinderella.
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You're the girl I've been
waiting for my whole life.
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This is your turn to chime.
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I thought you were redecorating.
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Redec...? Wh...?
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These white people, Robin,
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huh?
They're real.
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Do you know how much it costs
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to get real white people?
Okay.
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Okay, I didn't mean
to hurt your feelings.
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But come on, Malik.
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Malik, we had
a deal, okay?
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And you knew going into this
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that this was just
all for publicity.
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So I'm just sticking
with the plan.
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(chuckles)
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Robin...
Hmm?
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are you really not
feeling me at all?
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(muffled grunt)
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Of course, I care about you.
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I even love you.
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Just not in the decorate-
my-place-in-all-
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white kind of way,
more like in the
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hey-you-can-have-
the-last-shrimp kind of way.
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Actually, I really like shrimp,
but you know what I'm saying.
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Don't look so sad.
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I love you in the
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I'll-have-sex-with-you-
once-in-a-while kind of way.
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Great. Finally, a silver lining.
Let's go.
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No, no, no, no, I'm not
talking about now. Uh-uh.
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I-I have to get my...
my hair done and my nails
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for our newlywed
Padres' game tomorrow.
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You keep putting air quotes
on the wrong words.
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Whatever.
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Okay, so after the game
tomorrow night,
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I'm going to have dinner
with my publicist at 8:00.
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So, yeah, I-I can spare an hour.
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"7:00 p.m., Malik, sex."
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And if I'm late,
just start without me,
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and I'll jump on it.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, come on, I had to get
one of those right.
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Yeah, my baby hitting
those chops before bed?
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Uh-oh, wait a minute.
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Is the toothbrush
back to stay?
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Well, we've talked,
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and we've decided
she wants to try it out.
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Nothing permanent.
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She's not bringing
the floss or anything.
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But for the nights
we do stay,
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she wants me to have
fresh breath.
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Is your brush
okay with that?
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Well, I'll have to discuss it
with him in the morning.
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Oh... (sighs)
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Mel, Mel, Mel,
come on, come on,
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not in front of
the toothbrushes.
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What? Derwin...
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Derwin, what?
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Mel, come on,
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you know it's
on the fritz.
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Why are you
messing with me?
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Oh, baby, I...
No.
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Look, baby...
Just...
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I don't know.
I'm not trying to upset you.
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I'm trying to help you.
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Or... you can help
yourself out.
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Okay, so you think
this is a joke?
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Okay, uh, I've got more.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Yeah.
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I borrowed it from Kelly.
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Ew, Mel, that's been
on Jason's ass.
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Well, I guess there's nothing
else to do, then.
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(sighs)
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Except... maybe...
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show you this.
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Porn?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh...
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You're disgusting.
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I am.
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Put it in.
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It's already in.
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(remote clicks)
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(funky music plays)
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So, is it...
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Shh, shh!
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* Don't call it a comeback.
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(giggling)
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(sighs)
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Hey, sexy, where you
running off to?
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I got to go home
and get ready for work.
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I got to shower, shave, sh...
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shimmy.
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(laughs)
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What? I like to get loose
before work.
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You know?
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You can do all
of that here.
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I have showers,
razor blades...
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(sniffs):
Renuzit in the bathroom.
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That's really sweet, Rick.
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But if I stay here,
that means I got to go to work
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from your house instead of mine.
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Which means I got to
take the 5 Freeway,
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instead of the back streets.
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Which means
I'm gonna be going southbound
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instead of northbound,
which means
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I got to turn left into the lot,
instead of right.
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Which means I got to
back in my space,
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instead of just
pulling straight in.
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You understand?
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I don't understand
half the things you say.
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Rick.
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Look, driving to work
from your house
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is not my normal routine.
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And if anyone at ISM
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sees anything out of the
ordinary between me or you,
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they're going to put
two and two together,
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and our little secret
is going to be out.
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And why is that
a bad thing?
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I mean, why... why we got
to keep us a secret?
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I mean, I'm proud to have
Tasha Mack on my arm.
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Aw, well, I'm flattered.
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(giggles)
No, really.
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And if I hadn't already
put my panties on,
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I'd climb right back in
that bed and I'd show you.
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Oh, come on.
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(laughs):
No.
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But my reputation at work
is important, Rick.
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You know how hard
it's been for me?
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I mean, I feel like
I'm just getting out
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from under my son's shadow,
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and I can't take on
Rick Fox's shadow right now.
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Tasha, I understand shadows.
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I played with Kobe and Shaq.
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I worked my butt off, while
they got all the accolades--
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the commercials, the shoe deals.
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Look, I was this close to
selling Nike on the Air Foxy.
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I had this great
campaign idea:
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me and red fox.
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Not the actor.
Like an actual red fox.
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We'd play one-on-one
in the woods,
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and I'm not sure who was...
Uh, Rick,
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is this going to be long?
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'Cause I got to shimmy real bad.
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Look, Tasha,
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I guess I just didn't think
you cared about work.
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I mean, just a few
weeks ago in the hotel,
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you were ready to quit.
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Rick, I had been chasing
that orgasm since I was 15.
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I'd have given you custody
of my son if you'd asked.
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Look, Rick,
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just do me a favor, okay?
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Just take your time getting
to work today, all right?
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Run a couple of errands
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and that way, we can
arrive at different times
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and no one will
suspect a thing.
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Okay?
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Okay.
Okay.
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Hi, sweetie.
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(chuckles)
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The hell?!
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Rick, are you
messing with me?
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No.
Did you follow the plan?
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Well, the thing about the plan
is, I didn't really have
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any errands to run, so...
Sh-Shh!
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Hey, guys, what's up?
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I don't know what's up.
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You know what's up, Rick?
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Rick don't know what's up.
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So, I guess we're
just two people
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who just pulled into
work at the same time,
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don't have a clue
as to what's up.
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The world's filled with
unanswered questions, John.
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O-Okay.
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See you inside.
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Great.
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Okay, see now, he on to us.
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Look, in the future,
when I make a plan,
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just follow my lead.
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Uh, could you believe we pulled
into work at the same time?
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(giggles)
That's crazy, right?
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Oh, God,
everybody's going to know.
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All right, me and Octopussy
gonna go to the park,
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play a little fetch.
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You know that's
a cat, right?
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Yeah, I'm bringing
a small ball.
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You okay? You want to talk?
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Well, actually,
I would...
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All right, cool.
We'll be back.
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(meows)
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Come on, Octopussy.
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(sighs)
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(door closes)
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(keypad beeps)
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What?
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Oh, you ain't gonna
say anything?
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I know it's you, Malik.
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I got caller ID, stupid!
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Hey!
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Everybody here who got
a mama, get out!
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Hey, why aren't you dressed?
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The game's in five minutes.
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Robin, I'm not
going to the game.
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Yeah, but that was the whole
point in my coming down here,
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so the press could get
some snaps of us.
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Okay, well,
I changed my mind.
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Sorry.
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Okay.
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But you can
make it up to me.
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My publicist says that
every championship team
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gets to meet
the president.
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So when you go to the
White House, I want in.
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Okay, I don't think
this is a good idea, Robin.
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Well, I know he hasn't
been the best president,
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but I didn't vote, so
I can't throw stones.
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No.
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I want an annulment.
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(indistinct conversations)
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Hey, Tasha.
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Want to grab some lunch?
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I ate lunch!
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Always asking me if I'm hungry.
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I know you love tacos.
I thought you might... "I know
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you love tacos.
I thought..."
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See, Rick, that's why you don't
have any clients.
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You always worried about
some damn food.
256
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,697
Taco-eating ass.
257
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,360
Oh, I know you're
not talking.
258
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,698
Remember when you asked
259
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,403
"How come nobody
invites me to lunch?"
260
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,344
It's 'cause you're
a bitch, Tasha.
261
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,369
(others gasp and murmur)
262
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:45,378
I'm sorry,
what did you just call me?
263
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,382
A bitch.
264
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,378
Was that clear enough?
265
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,916
Okay, who you calling a bitch,
pretty boy?
266
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,192
With that curly hair,
267
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,460
got you looking like
a big-ass Johnny Mathis.
268
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,288
I'm sorry.
269
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,794
Would you rather I buy
someone else's hair
270
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,186
and sew it into mine?
271
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,857
You know what?
It's on now.
272
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,256
It's on now!
No! No!
273
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,327
Three strikes, Tasha!
Three strikes.
274
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,197
I'm going to lunch.
275
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,896
Well, who you telling that to,
Rick? Huh?
276
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,838
You ain't got no
assistant! Huh! Tasha?
277
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:13,843
Back in the office!
278
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,014
This ain't over, Foxy!
279
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,280
(sighing)
280
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,384
Now, that's what's up!
281
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:26,415
Yes, that was definitely up.
282
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,893
Oh, thank you.
283
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,922
Thank you for
being patient.
284
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,185
And thank you for
wearing that again.
285
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,197
(giggling)
286
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,428
I'm going to
hit the showers.
287
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,803
Okay.
288
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,202
(sighs)
289
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,443
You know
I'm your die-or-ride chick.
290
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,307
(laughs): It's
"ride-or-die," Melanie.
291
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,808
(giggles):
Well, that, too.
292
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,245
(shower running)
293
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,957
Derwin?
294
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,928
I'm exfoliating.
295
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,003
Exfoliat...?
296
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,942
Wait a minute.
We just...
297
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,368
You just...
298
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,413
Which means...
you faked it!
299
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,209
No!
300
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,540
You faked a
"That's what's up"!
301
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,405
Oh, my God!
302
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,254
(shower stops)
303
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,248
Melanie... Okay, baby,
just calm down.
304
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,951
No. I'm only going
to ask you once.
305
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,523
Did you fake a
"That's what's up"?
306
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,152
Yes.
307
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,887
Well, did you fake the
one last night, too?
308
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,055
Yes.
(gasps)
309
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,163
Okay, okay. So, first, you
couldn't make it happen at all,
310
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,066
and now you can't
make it happen with me?
311
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,428
No, Melanie, it's not you!
312
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,266
Yeah, well, you're damn
right it's not me.
313
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,041
I was throwing down
my best stuff!
314
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,840
I know you were.
It's just...
315
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,413
I don't want any project twins.
316
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,911
Okay, there it is.
I said it.
317
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:56,883
What?
318
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,250
Melanie, I can't have
319
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,408
two women pregnant
at the same time.
320
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,417
We used a condom,
Derwin.
321
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,549
And those
are only 99% effective.
322
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,424
What about the other .2, Mel?
323
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,563
Hmm? What about the other .2?
324
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,488
Wow.
325
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,293
You know, because of what
you've done with another woman,
326
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,396
I will never
have all of you.
327
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,798
(sighs)
328
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,501
Melanie, listen.
329
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,836
Sweetheart,
I'm not trying to downplay
330
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,842
how hard this has been on you,
okay?
331
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,414
But have you ever
thought for a minute
332
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,111
how hard it's been on me?
333
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,583
Yo, Mel, my life
is-is a mess right now.
334
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,512
With Janay and...
335
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:38,247
and this baby,
trying to keep you happy,
336
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:42,115
and I'm doing it all
on a bum leg.
337
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,888
Honey, come on.
I'm trying here.
338
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,634
(sighing)
339
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,195
I guess I never really
stopped to think
340
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,165
about how this
was affecting you.
341
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,568
Really, really bad.
342
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,846
(sighs)
Where you going, Mel?
343
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,218
You know,
344
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,420
there are other
things we can do
345
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,522
so we don't get pregnant.
346
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,497
Hey, sexy.
347
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,935
Don't "Hey, sexy" me.
348
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,471
What the hell is your problem?
349
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,635
Excuse me?
350
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,543
At work today,
you went for the jugular.
351
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,075
What? You call me a bitch,
then you hit my weave?!
352
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,151
I should kill you.
353
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:44,080
Whoa, Tasha. I thought
we were putting on a show.
354
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,547
I just went with it.
355
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,485
Show, my ass. Whatever it was,
you took it too damn far.
356
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,291
I'm Tasha Mack,
and you need
357
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,163
to check with me before
you do anything,
358
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,992
and Tasha Mack will let
you know what's appropriate.
359
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,627
'Cause the last time somebody
messed with Tasha Mack, someb...
360
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,562
All right, look
here, Tasha Mack!
361
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,127
All this nonsense
362
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,596
you're throwing at me
ends right now.
363
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,574
The only reason I was
going along with that
364
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,113
little sneak-around
plan of yours
365
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,408
is because I really
care about you.
366
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,040
Now, I don't know
367
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,406
if you're confused
or you just don't know no better,
368
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,654
but I'm not some henpeck.
369
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,649
I'm not some roll-over
kind of dude.
370
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:18,691
I'm Rick Fox. Rick Fox.
371
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,688
And if you want
to continue
372
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,690
riding this ride,
then you're going
373
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,032
to start
following my lead,
374
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,088
or you're going
to get left behind.
375
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,697
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
376
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,502
(whimpers):
Yeah, Daddy.
377
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,206
All right. Come here.
378
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,709
Ooh!
379
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,453
XANDER:
She has no comment.
380
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,448
You print that,
381
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,749
and you'll never
get an interview
382
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,520
with any of my
clients again.
383
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,450
What you still doing here?
384
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,085
Terrence, go back. Turn back!
Turn back! Turn back!
385
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,322
What the hell
is going on, y'all?
386
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,556
Shh!
What the...?
387
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:58,660
VICTORIA RECAÑO:
The Insider
388
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,491
has obtained
the marriage license
389
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,257
between championship quarterback
Malik Wright
390
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,026
and actress Robin Givens?!
391
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,265
How did Givens manage
to land this role
392
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,640
after a three-week
"relationship"?
393
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,699
Insiders say
it's a publicity stunt,
394
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,608
and this Insider
would have to agree.
395
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,681
Solid use of air quotes.
396
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,610
You looked gorgeous.
397
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,546
They're calling our
marriage a sham.
398
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:25,291
Yep. Sounds like some pretty
accurate reportin' to me.
399
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,288
That is so unfair.
400
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,260
I mean, usually, the
marriage headlines read,
401
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,719
"After a whirlwind romance,
So-and-So runs off
402
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,358
with Such-and-Such.
It's love!"
403
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,704
With all the fake
marriages in Hollywood,
404
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,528
how-how come they're
calling mine out?
405
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,625
I can't believe this.
406
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,496
Yo... Rob, yo.
407
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,405
Come on. People always going
to take their shots, Robin.
408
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,738
You know this is how it is.
409
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,714
You don't get
it, Malik.
410
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:54,253
I just want to compete
on a level playing field.
411
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,221
That's exactly why
412
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,449
I just stepped away from
the business for a while,
413
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,185
and I wrote my book.
414
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:04,060
I wanted... I wanted
people to judge me as a whole person.
415
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,760
I wanted to tell
them about my...
416
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,731
my family and my faith,
417
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,400
and my time at
Sarah Lawrence.
418
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,729
They got a school
to make them cakes?
419
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,303
That's Sara Lee.
420
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,573
Isn't that a college?
421
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:15,671
They make cakes.
422
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,412
Robin, it's a
full-fledged bakery, baby.
423
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,738
They got more than cakes.
424
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,741
Malik!
425
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:23,813
I just want to act.
426
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:27,483
Do you know how... how hard
it is to be an actress?
427
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:28,753
A black actress, at that?
428
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,221
No. Oh, but I could
use your advice
429
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,721
on a couple of scripts
I got offered.
430
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,422
You got offered a movie?
431
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,815
Yeah. I mean, hey,
I don't think I'm ready,
432
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,657
but can't argue
with Scorsese.
433
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:43,602
Okay, this is exactly what
I'm talking about, okay?
434
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,770
Athletes and-and-and-and
rappers and-and models...
435
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,099
Talent has nothing
to do with it. Well, okay...
436
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,666
Yes, it does, Robin.
437
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,813
That's how you landed
the part as Madam C.J. Walker, baby-- talent.
438
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,110
Okay. And I was really
excited about it, you know?
439
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,743
I had a little buzz,
and guess what?
440
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,747
They're making it
into a movie.
441
00:17:58,778 --> 00:17:59,848
Boom!
442
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,349
No. No boom!
443
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,721
Guess who's up
for the part?
444
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:06,449
Queen Latifah, Halle Berry,
Robert Downey Jr.
445
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,356
Ooh.
446
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,558
Okay, I get it.
447
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,559
No. I don't think
you do get it.
448
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:16,202
I... I don't think
you can get it,
449
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,699
unless you are living
it every single day.
450
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,772
Every audition,
every rejection.
451
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,474
We just want a chance
to prove that you can
452
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,806
play the banker who has a
nighttime passion for blood,
453
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,281
or... or the single,
tired working mom
454
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,911
who fights crime
on the side.
455
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,315
Malik, I want to be
in the next Mummy.
456
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,718
You know, I-I-I want
to do Star Trek.
457
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,750
Honestly, I want to do
some green-screen work.
458
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,816
It looks really cool.
459
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,293
XANDER:
And green is your color!
460
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,122
Oh, shut up, Xander!
461
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,888
At this point,
462
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,626
I would drive Miss Daisy
463
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:53,802
or lose Isaiah, or play
the single working mom
464
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,743
who turns tricks
on the side, or...
465
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,538
or the sassy,
know-it-all assistant
466
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,240
to the white woman
who has everything
467
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,142
but just won't open
her eyes to see it.
468
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,235
Malik...
469
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,405
I just want to act.
470
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,548
I had no idea.
471
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,521
I mean...
472
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,586
maybe...
473
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,785
maybe we're rushing
the annulment.
474
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,227
No. No, I-I-I think that we
should just cut our losses.
475
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,473
No, no, no,
no, no, Robin!
476
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,828
This... this...
isn't about you. Okay.
477
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,196
If it's not about me,
who is it about? No, the...
478
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:32,236
Like you said, this is
about black actresses.
479
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,812
Black actresses everywhere.
480
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,710
Here, Africa... hell,
anywhere we can find one.
481
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,814
We can't let them down.
482
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,976
I mean, think about this.
483
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,324
Some little black girl saw you
playing Madam C.J. Walker,
484
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,922
and she said, "Ma,
I want to be Robin Givens."
485
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:48,924
(giggles)
486
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,915
I can't turn
a deaf ear to her.
487
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,457
"I hear you, little black girl!
488
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,833
I hear you."
489
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,831
(giggles)
490
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,973
Robin, we can do this.
491
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,269
So, you think we
should stay married?
492
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,872
Hell, yeah,
we staying married, girl.
493
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,712
(chuckles)
Hey, but you know
494
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,480
you're gonna fall
in love with me, right?
495
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,579
(both chuckling)
496
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,582
Yo!
497
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:15,984
Xander!
498
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,015
Finish that daiquiri
and put down my cat, please.
499
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,890
Oh, and call Zimbabwe.
500
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,289
We got some spending to do, boy.
501
00:20:22,339 --> 00:20:26,889
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