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Previously, on The Game... Will you marry me?

I can't believe we did it.

Something ain't right.

I wasn't in love with Kelly when we got married.

Please don't do this, Kelly, I'm begging you.

You look me in my eyes

and you tell me you don't love me!

I'm happy.

Just let me go.

(sighs)

I'm sorry, but...

I'm still in love with Derwin.

I'm pregnant, Derwin.

(deep voice): Look who I found.

She ain't tripping no more.

(normal voice): Derwin, I lied.

I will always love you.

Hey, hey... M-Mel, Mel, Mel.

Oh, baby, look at your face.

Oh, God, my chest.

I'm gonna make this up to you.

Oh, M-Melanie, listen, we really need to talk.

Okay. I'm a dirty, filthy girl.

Whoa! Uh...

Melanie, Melanie, listen, listen,

not that kind of talk, okay?

Baby, I miss these lips so much.

(moaning)

Melanie, Melanie, listen, listen...

(intro to "No Air" playing)

(exhales)

This is what I was trying to tell you.

Janay's pregnant.

(sighs)

Obviously, um...

you two...

have a lot to talk about.

Oh, yeah.

I almost forgot.

Um...

Melanie, I'm sorry... that I keep hurting you.

I'm sorry I keep messing up.

Oh, baby, I'm sorry I even brought you here.

* ...to hold me down for real *

* But somehow I'm still alive inside *

* You took my breath, but I survived *

* I don't know how, but I don't even care... *

She's lying.

What?

Do you want to be with her?

No! Good.

'Cause that bitch is lying.

* 'Cause my world revolves around you *

* It's so hard for me to breathe... *

Melanie? Mel, Melanie... (moaning)

Whoa, whoa! What you doing?

What? It was already ripped.

Melanie, come on! No!

I spent three hours in traffic so I can get to you,

so we can get our lives back on track.

I'm not gonna let her ruin this for us.

Now, take these off.

Melanie, how... how can you want to have sex now?

I got another girl p-pregnant.

She's not pregnant, Derwin!

No, no...

there's a pretty good chance she is.

You use condoms.

Yeah, but you know, you put 'em on wrong,

they come off, you forget to...

She definitely pregnant, Melanie.

O-Okay, so did... did she show you a doctor's report

or a pregnancy test?

You mean the kind you pee on?

What, you supposed to carry that around in a purse?

That's just straight nasty.

Derwin, wake up!

Listen to me.

You are a rich, famous athlete.

Okay? And the woman that you just broke up with

tells you that she's pregnant, and you believe her?

Melanie, Janay's got her own money, okay?

Her daddy's the coffee lid king.

And what she doesn't have is her own man!

She says she's pregnant?

That's what she says.

Okay, you call her up and tell her

she's gotta come better than that.

All right, so what am I supposed to do?

Make her pee on a stick... in front of you.

Sure, Mel, she's gonna do that.

Derwin, we're talking about someone who was just down

in Miami partying her ass off, drinking and carrying on!

You think a pregnant woman does that?

All she dates are pro athletes.

You're the new overnight sensation.

I was showing 'em, huh?

Hell, yeah! I mean, look at you.

You're gorgeous, sexy and roaming around

in a brand-new Porsche, and you got a...

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.

Sh-She always did want the top down.

I bet she did.

Look, the last time I checked, not too many people

were buying five-dollar lattes.

So Daddy's lid empire may not be too stable.

Yeah! Yeah.

Yeah, Mel, you right!

You know what? That girl's gonna have to go pee-pee for us!

Mm-hmm, tinkle tinkle. (grunts)

(grunts)

Huh? Yeah!

I'm glad you back, Mel!

Okay, we'll take, uh... WrestleMania

and, uh... Extreme Fighting...

(laughs): ...and The Vagina Monologues.

That's not what you think, Nick.

What, it isn't about the trials and tribulations

of women and their vaginas?

JASON: Kelly!

No, forget it.

She's not here.

Oh... (sighs)

What are you guys doing here?

Well, what are you doing here?

Excuse me, did you think

that she really wanted you here

after you tried to pimp her out to your boss?

NICK: Bren, stick to the script.

Jason...

Kelly would really like some time to think

with you not in the house,

so she would appreciate it

if you would take your packed bags and leave.

Thank you, jackass.

That was an ad-lib.

You know what, Bren? You can ad-lib your trashy ass right out of my house.

I don't know how you think this is gonna work-- this is my house.

That's my TV. That's my food.

Those are my playing cards.

This is my rug. This is not my rug.

When did we...?

Kelly! Okay, you know what?

If you're not going to leave,

then Nick is gonna make you leave.

Nick, make him leave.

Why do you keep wanting me to fight people?

I'm three weeks away from a slip-and-fall settlement.

To hell with you crazy people.

Kelly! BREN: Oh, my God! Oh!

Oh! (keypad beeps)

Hello?!

911?! Oh, my God!

(fabric tears)

Oh! Oh!

He's trying to kill me,

I swear he is! No, no,

yo, hey! No!

Oh, my God, is this 911?

(mock sobbing) NICK: Just leave,

man!

Jail is no place for pretty boys like us.

Son of a... You...

Never mind, he's going now.

No, I'm good.

I said I'm good!

Ta-ta! I'll be sure and send you that old rug.

(door closes)

Mom, that was too much!

What? I got the bastard out of the house.

Isn't that what you dragged me here for?

I don't know.

Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe we should talk.

Oh, sweetie...

stupid...

he didn't even search the house for you.

He doesn't want you.

He just wants something to control.

NICK: Hey, boobs,

I'm gonna make a cigarette run.

The hell you are!

Last time you went out for cigarettes,

you came back with a crotchful of stripper sparkle.

Touché.

J-Just go back to Perez Hilton.

Your mom does not get her news from Perez Hilton.

You got to think like a middle-aged,

attitudinal black woman with little or no education

whose blood is one part Courvoisier.

Tee Tee, we already knocked off Black Voices and Bossip.

Exactly. You cool.

Ain't nobody trippin' off you and Robin getting married.

Yeah, except my mama.

Man, your mama trip on everything.

"It's cold outside." "You call these hot wings?"

"Good Times is off the air?!" "Pow, pow, pow!"

You know what?

Just check malikwright.com, all right?

See if any of my loyal loyals have sniffed out my news.

Fine.

(elevator whirring) Mm!

That's my mom!

(scoffs) Yo, get your thong out your ass, man.

It's just Pitts.

Oh. Well, let him in, then.

What up?

I need a place to stay.

You want to talk about it?

Nope. Cool.

I'm gonna take a shower before dinner.

I'll have the brisket, not too dry.

Yeah, actually, tonight's chicken.

Mmm... Yeah, no, I'll have brisket.

Boy, them swirly marriages don't never work out.

(phone rings)

Oh, that's my mom! Don't answer it.

Hey, you're not gonna be able to avoid her forever.

Ain't nobody trying to avoid her.

Boy, I'm a grown-ass man.

If I want to talk to my mama, I'll talk to my mama.

Malik, it's your mom. (whispers): I don't want to talk to my mama!

He's not here. He's not here.

Hey, Tasha, I'm sorry.

I forgot, he's not here.

He went to the store.

Out of town.

And the store is in Tijuana.

(quietly): Yes!

Guns, drugs, fireworks.

You know how these people are.

Well, you raised him.

I don't know, Tasha.

You want me to take a message?

What-What am I doing her? I'm-I'm feeding the cat.

(sighs)

Okay.

Pow, pow, pow to you, too.

Bye-bye.

Ain't no damn cat.

I'm allergic to cats!

Dionne!

Dionne Marie Taylor,

you are not gonna believe this.

Janay is so desperate

to get Derwin back, she's claiming that

she's pregnant with his baby.

Can you believe that mess?

(groans): N... Oh, I can believe it.

That's what happens when you date athletes.

Jerome, wh... what are you doing here?

He just, um, came by to pick up

a few things that he left here.

And I really didn't think that you were gonna be here, so

I thought the two of you could avoid an

awkward situation,

like the one we're standing in right now.

(clears throat)

Yeah, it's, uh, awkward.

Um...

I'm gonna leave you two.

Yeah.

(door closes)

Okay.

Let's say hi to the elephant in the room.

Hola, Awkwardo.

I think he's Spanish.

Look,

I've been wanting to find different words, but...

all I've really got is: I'm sorry.

You may not believe me, but I am so sorry, Jerome.

You know what,

Mel?

I'm good.

Really good.

Oh.

And you know, good luck with the whole baby's mama thing,

which makes you a notch in my belt and a bullet I dodged.

Well, I... I dodged you first!

Now, are you sure these are the ones?

I am positive. Come on, now, this is it. She's gonna love it.

So, that's it, huh? That's it.

All right, you're gonna hate me for this,

but you know how I get down.

Let me get a, um, two, four and two sixes.

You a mess.

Alana, can you help Rudy?

Sure. All right...

Hi, Derwin. Congratulations.

Thank you, Alana.

I'm gonna be planning the shower.

It's gonna be coed.

Mm-hmm. Alana, Rudy.

Uh, I'll get back to you on the theme

and baby games, Derwin.

I gotta make sure I have Daddy's input.

Yeah, you do that.

Wow!

Damn, Janay, I can see the word's getting out fast.

Good news usually does.

But don't people usually wait until,

like, after three months or something?

I don't know about that,

'cause I've never been pregnant before.

But I know this--

I'm not hiding it, because I'm not ashamed.

Nor should you be.

I mean, I, too, have been talking about it.

With my grandmother last night.

You know, sharing the news, and she is all excited.

She's into scrapping.

Not fighting, you know, making books.

And she has

this crazy idea, vision, of--

I-I think she said she dreamt it--

of the first page being the pregnancy test.

Okay. I'll get a copy next doctor's visit.

You know, when we go for the baby's 12-week checkup.

I think she meant the stick thing.

You know, the kind you pee on.

I threw that away, Derwin.

Well, I happen to have one.

So, if you don't mind,

she'd like to get started early.

You know, with her arthritis and all.

Yeah, okay, so, um...

where is it, Derwin?

Right here.

This... yeah.

Right...

I guess you want one for all of your aunties, too?

And my uncles.

Big family.

And all into scrapping.

(jaunty whistling)

KELLY: Jason!

What are you doing here?

It's trash day, baby.

You know how you don't separate out

the recyclables, so I just...

Please leave.

Come on, babe.

Let's just go split a Grand Slam, huh?

Me and you, we can talk.

Jason, I need space!

We can get a booth.

I need to think!

BREN: Oh, Hell's bells! Oh!

Nick, he's back! Look, do you love me?

It's not that simple anymore, Jason. No, it is.

That's all there is. Love. That's it.

Okay, Nick, bring me the cordless.

Would you st...

Oh, would you stop?

You don't love her.

Hell, you don't love anybody but yourself.

You are so damn stingy,

you couldn't even buy us

a new car.

Ha! A Cadillac Esca-lady.

That's all we wanted.

Hell, O.J. gave his in-laws a whole car rental franchise.

Yeah. You know what? That's not all O.J. did.

Kelly, I'm sorry. Okay?

You know it. Why are you doing this?

You know I love you. I'm putting up

with Granny and Jethro, 'cause I love you.

BREN: I tell my daughter

every chance I get that she wasted

her very cute, blonde looks on the wrong black guy!

Okay, Mom! Don't help!

Well, it's true, and you need

to get out there and find yourself another one

before your body goes to pot and you can't get one with money!

Wow.

BREN: Nick! Bring me the cordless!

I already dialed 911, baby.

All you gotta do is hit the "Send" button.

Sorry, champ,

but she already killed my Tuesday night loving.

It's not like I want any-- just want the option.

Oh, my... Enough! Enough! Baby!

I can't... I canno...

Baby, this is stupid. This is stupid. Just get these

hillbillies off my property, and let's get on with this.

You know you're gonna take me back-- just take me back.

You're not running anything anymore!

Oh, I can't control you, but your ma and your step-pa can?

Oh... That's the way to break

the chains, Kel. Look, let me... let me

cut through your thinking time and help you make up

your mind-- you either want to be in this marriage,

or you want a divorce-- so what's it gonna be?

Jason, I just needed to know... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You spend all day watching those stupid game shows.

You know how this works-- there's door number one

or door number two. Real simple stuff

for you to wrap your head around, Kel. Come on.

You know what I can't wrap my head around...

is how you can disrespect me,

belittle me,

control me, verbally abuse me and pimp me out...

I didn't... ...yet claim that you still love me.

So you know what, Jason?

I'll take the door with divorce in it.

I am tired.

Now leave.

BREN: Well, well, well.

Looks like Mother's gonna get her Esca-lady, after all.

(laughs)

You know... 'cause we're gonna get half.

Baby, baby. Half of everything.

Whoo!

This is my house!

Maybe, maybe not.

Shut up!

God!

And turn this damn fountain off!

I told you, it's just for parties!

(clattering) (munching)

You want to talk about it? Nope.

Cool.

(elevator whirring) Yo, yo, yo, Mom alert.

Just spotted her on the security cam.

She on her way up the elevator. What the hell?

Tee Tee, you're supposed to be watching out for her, boy.

Sorry, man, I was in the bathroom.

(doorbell buzzes) You know my bowels ain't been regular since vacation.

TASHA (pounding): Malik! Malik!

Hey, Miss Mack.

Where's Malik?

Oh, I just got here myself.

Oh.

Oh, I made a quick sandwich. Mm-hmm.

And why is Jason's car parked out front?

Uh, like I said, I just got here,

right off the plane from my vacation.

The whole flight, all I could think about was that sandwich.

Mm-hmm.

And where's this damn cat?

(sighs) So Malik got a cat while I was gone on vacation?

(chuckles): Man, that guy, always up to something.

Maybe that's why Jason's here.

He's a cat lover.

I heard he like to train cats how to go for walks and stuff.

Maybe they on a walk.

Something in the milk ain't clean,

and if I find out you had anything to do with it,

your little ass gonna be grass, and I'm the lawn mower.

(imitates motor)

This dog don't hunt right here.

"Dog don't..." what are you, speaking in tongues?

(sputters) Don't play with me, Tee Tee,

'cause I know you know where he is.

Look, like I said, I just got here right off my vacation.

Don't nobody give a damn about your weed runs.

All right, now, when Malik gets here,

you just tell him I said to call me.

All right.

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

(groans)

This is a mess, Malik.

Man, shut the hell up, all right?

Boy, you staying here for free.

(grunts)

Well, minus the trained cat you gotta buy me. Whew!

Boy, I had to fart so bad up in that trunk.

Well, you should've just let it go.

I know I did.

I thought that was a spare tire smell.

No. It wasn't.

Okay, that was weird.

I haven't done that in a while.

So, how was your day?

She's pregnant.

Okay.

So she's pregnant.

But how do we know it's yours?

You d confront her directly about that.

Melanie... I'm... Did you, Derwin?

Come on, I'm not that kinda guy.

Oh. Oh, okay, so you can knock her up

but you can't hurt her feelings?

Look, Melanie, I know how hard this must be for you,

and maybe it's not fair for me to ask you

to hang with me through this.

Damn.

(groans)

Melanie, this-this isn't how you envisioned your life.

Including me

was a stretch.

Now Derwin's got himself a baby mama,

and I would never want you to have to tell your parents that.

Maybe you're better off just getting with somebody else.

Derwin, God, I love you.

And I said I was gonna be with you

through all of this, and I am.

We've been through too much

to get back to this place.

Okay?

Now, you're not gonna get rid of me that easy.

Now, I'm gonna do two things.

First...

I'm gonna make dinner.

You?

And by "make," I mean "buy."

And by "buy," I need your money.

(laughs)

You need my money. Yeah.

Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, what's the-the second thing?

Oh, well, now that I'm back,

that's...

coming down.

(whispers): Yeah.

(laughing)

("No Air" playing)

(groans)

You're amazing, Melanie.

* So how * How *

* Do you expect me * Me *

* To live alone with just me? (sniffling)

* 'Cause my world revolves around you *

* It's so hard for me to breathe * (crying)

* Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air *

* Can't live, can't breathe with no air *

* It's no air, no air...

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