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DERWIN:
Look at me, about to score touchdown number three.
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Man, I'm cool, carrying this
whole team on my back.
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But y'all ain't heavy.
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What you about to do, 56?
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You can't touch me, son.
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Ain't your mama teach you
you can't tackle lightning?
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Deuces, bitch.
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I make it look so easy.
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Look at them up there cheering.
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CROWD:
* Ding Dong, Ding Dong
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Sing it, y'all.
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* Ding Dong, Ding Dong...
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Everyone knows I am
the bomb diggity...
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(hard thud)
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(all gasp, whistle blows)
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(groaning)
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Oh, my God.
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ANNOUNCER:
What a collision--
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Derwin Davis and big-hitting
cornerback Charles André!
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Davis is down and looks to be...
Oh, my God.
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ANNOUNCER 2:
...it's not surprising, he hasn't gotten back up yet.
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ANNOUNCER:
Certainly a concern for Coach Ross and the whole Saber team.
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Derwin Davis...
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(cheering)
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Hey, yo, yo, yo,
I got a question.
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I got a question.
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Who are we?
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ALL:
Sabers!
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Who just won the conference?
Sabers!
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Who is going to win
the championship? Sabers!
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What are we going
to do now?
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Call our moms!
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No, fool.
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We're gonna call us some
hookers... strippers.
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ALL:
Strippers!
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(chanting): Strippers,
strippers, strippers...
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Strippers, strippers...
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Wrong, wrong, wrong,
wrong, wrong.
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You guys will have your parties,
you'll have your champagne,
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you'll have your strippers,
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but first we've got
to buckle down
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and keep our eyes on the prize.
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Now, we took some hits
out there tonight,
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like Ding Dong
going down on us. (snickering)
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Grow up.
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Unfortunately, we're going to
have to put him out of our minds
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until after
the championship game.
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But if we stay focused,
play hard...
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a little help from
the good Lord above,
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we'll end this season exactly
where we want to be--
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on top.
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And I like being on top.
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Now that's worth a giggle.
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I said giggle!
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(players giggling)
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Go Sabers!
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(cheering)
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(chanting):
Sabers, Sabers, Sabers...
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Let 'em hear you!
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Sabers, Sabers, Sa...
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Come on, Tasha, we just
won the conference.
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I am not chanting no BS
in some hallway.
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Next thing you know, they
have dogs and water hoses.
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Okay, ladies, ladies,
we've got a lot of work to do
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before we get
to Miami.
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We have dinners to organize,
parties to plan.
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Thank you so much, Tasha.
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Hey, are you going to go
to the hospital? Yeah.
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But of course, our most
important order of business
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is what we're going to do
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to help our fallen comrade
Derwin Davis.
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Okay, Vanessa, you have
flowers and balloons.
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Allie, you've got oversized
card duty.
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Tasha, cupcakes.
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The hell. He gonna get
these mints out of my purse,
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'cause I got things to do.
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Although appreciated,
you don't need to do any of this for Derwin.
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Of course we do.
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It's all part of the Sunbeams
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Healing-Through-Happiness
Relief Program.
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H.T.H.R.P. I named it myself.
Super cute.
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Super supportive.
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Ladies, ladies, we don't
even know how serious his injury is yet.
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And if you go in
there all mopey
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with your mints and your
oversized cards,
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he's going to think
he's done.
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And he's not.
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He might even be able
to suit up for the championship.
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Okay.
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(laughing)
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Um...
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I don't... I don't know
what you're laughing about,
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'cause your man
doesn't even play.
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All right, tell Derwin
we said hey.
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Wow, she's a feisty one.
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Okay, who you telling?
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Derwin's new girl don't play.
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'Cause med school-- she'd
have taken the mints.
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Uh, do you want to
give it a rest?
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Why?
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Because you seem
a little distracted.
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Oh...
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No, no, I'm... I'm fine.
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It's, uh... just that you're,
you know, you're really ashy.
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This is a problem area
for you.
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Listen, if you're worried
about Derwin,
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why don't you just call
one of your friends?
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Jerome, I said I'm fine.
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I mean, injuries
are part of the game.
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I feel bad for him, but...
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I got my own man
to think about.
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Mm...
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Well, in that case, let me
go ahead and flip over
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because I've got another
problem area
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you can hit with
that lotion, babe.
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Mmm!
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Calm down now.
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The cripple's home.
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Ah...
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Baby, how was rehab?
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It was poppin'.
You should have been there.
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Well, this should make
you feel better, okay?
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Remember yesterday you
asked me to get you a shirt
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you could rock in Miami?
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What?
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Kidding.
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Look, this is for you.
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And this is also for you.
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Yeah?
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We're gonna be setting
it off in South Beach.
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Sabers after party,
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Delano Hotel, VIP.
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Baby, we gonna be hurting
people's feelings.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I don't mean
to be hurting yours,
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but, uh, I'm not going.
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Not to the game,
not to the parties,
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not to Miami.
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Come on, Derwin.
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I thought we decided, all right?
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We were going to lay out
on the beach,
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soak up some sun, sip some
virgin mojitos...
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Well, I changed my mind,
okay, Janay?
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I just want
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to hang out here and catch
reruns of The Parkers.
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Ooh, South Beach
or The Parkers.. mm!
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Yeah, as much as
I love Monique,
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I'm going to have
to say South Beach.
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Come on, Derwin.
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What? Come on, what?
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Baby, I can make you forget
all about your pain.
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Oh, you're going
to make me forget about
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the 250-pound linebacker ramming
his helmet into my knee,
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leaving me crying
on national television?
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I have been trying, baby,
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but you keep dwelling on it.
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Well, I'm sorry I can't be happy
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to go to a championship football
game and not play in it.
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I'm the one
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who got them there.
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I was the bomb diggity.
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Oh, I get it.
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It's all about you.
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Okay, great.
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You know what, you told me
to give you one week
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of feeling sorry for yourself,
and we're in week two.
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Shake it off.
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Look, go to Miami,
support your team.
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The team.
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Okay, since when do you care
about the team?
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You know what, Janay,
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all this is about
you going to Miami
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so you can live it up like you
in some Jay-Z video.
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(mocking tone):
Look at me, look at me.
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Diamonds, Cristal, aerial shots.
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Yeah, it's all good.
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Yo, if you want to go shake
your ass so bad in Miami,
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then go, I ain't stopping you.
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I was always going. FYI.
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Shake your ass to that.
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TV ANNOUNCER: After a slow start
to the season, the Sabers began to turn around...
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Mel, can we get a refill
on these margaritas?
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The pitcher's empty.
Can you help me out?
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Well, you know I don't make
them as good as you do.
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Yeah, that's because
you don't make them at all.
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Hey, Mel, Mel, um,
what's the ETA
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on these margaritas,
one minute, two minutes?
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Well, if you keep hounding me,
it might take all night.
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Look, Mel,
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I know I'm stressing, but I
got to keep my boss happy.
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I mean, I'm trying
to get that corner office.
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Have you seen my office?
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No, because I don't take
anybody there
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because it's way in the back
next to the bathrooms.
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It's awful.
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(sighs)
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Okay, okay.
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Margaritas coming up.
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Um...
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Where's the rest
of the salsa?
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Well, I guess
we're all out.
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This is all you bought?
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Well, that's all I could
carry on the bus.
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Mel, this is serious.
I can't even answer the phone at work
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'cause of all the flushing.
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Well, just go get
some more at the store.
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Well, then who's going
to stay here
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and talk to my boss about
the benefits of Viagra?
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(sighs)
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Okay, fine.
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I'll go.
Thank you, baby.
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Yeah.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Uh, but can you also
pick me up a Renuzit?
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I didn't want to say anything,
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but it's not just about
the flushing.
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It's hell.
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Okay.
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Excuse me, salsa?
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Okay, thanks.
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(rattling)
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Derwin?
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Melanie?
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Damn, you look...
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I mean...
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All right!
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Yeah, that's a real
good look on you.
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Thanks. Can I give
you a hand?
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It'd be better
if you gave me a leg.
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Thanks, Melanie.
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I'm still getting used
to these crutches.
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Look, I am so sorry
about what happened.
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I mean, I was going
to reach out to you,
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but... you know,
it's kind of...
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Mel, come on, it's cool. You
know, you got your own thing.
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Yeah. So, um,
where's Janay?
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She and her girls
went to the game.
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She didn't want
to go, though.
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I was like, "Girl, you'd better
go ahead, do your thing.
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Give me a little me time."
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So you're all alone?
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Nah. I got a little friend
named Halo 3 back at home.
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I mean, Grams was going
to come out and help,
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but she ended up
in the hospital.
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Losing a toe to the sugar.
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Oh, my God, do you think it
was the cookie basket
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I sent for Christmas?
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Probably didn't help.
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So what's up with you? Are you
going to watch the game?
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Celebrate when the Sabers win?
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Yeah.
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Um, Jerome is...
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well, Jerome and I
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are having a party
at his place.
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I just needed to pick up
a few things.
255
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:04,098
You wouldn't want
to come, would you?
256
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,637
Nah, nah.
257
00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,273
It might be a little
awkward, huh?
258
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,137
Yeah, maybe a little.
259
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,776
Like right now.
260
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,351
Yeah, like right now.
261
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,279
(both laughing)
262
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,794
Wow... um...
263
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:22,958
Okay, um... so I will
talk to you later.
264
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,328
Yeah. You take
care of yourself.
265
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,329
You, too.
266
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,130
All right.
267
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,796
Is there something else
on your mind?
268
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:40,806
Yeah. You're standing
in front of the salsa.
269
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:44,341
Oh! My... my bad, Mel.
270
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,207
Salsa's what's up.
271
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,863
(knocking on door)
272
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,094
Hey.
273
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,989
Hey.
274
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,953
What are we doing?
275
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,482
Too much talking.
276
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,449
(crutch clatters)
277
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,829
(sighing)
278
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,868
Listen up, ladies! Hey!
279
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,014
Everybody sign the "get well"
football for Ding Dong?
280
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,339
ALL:
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Cool.
281
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,343
Yo, Malik, I haven't.
282
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,344
I know, rookie.
283
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,335
That's on purpose.
284
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,506
(others laugh)
285
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,084
You can sign, man.
286
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,420
Boy, please.
287
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,978
No, man, you can sign it.
288
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,888
Ain't you ever read Peanuts?
289
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,320
Put my bag up, boy!
290
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,433
Where's your
head at, Pitts?
291
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,295
I don't know.
292
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,804
I guess I'm feeling
a little guilty about Derwin.
293
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,209
Well, don't.
294
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,441
No, see.
That's the thing.
295
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,375
I don't feel guilty
about what happened to him.
296
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,380
I feel guilty that
it doesn't bother me more, you know?
297
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,383
Well, that's...
that's a good thing.
298
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,015
Look, Pitts, since
I came to this team,
299
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:08,492
you and I haven't
exactly seen eye to eye.
300
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,521
But when I needed you to go in
for Ding Dong, you delivered.
301
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,958
Well, thank you, Coach.
That means a lot to me.
302
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,104
Just shut up and listen.
303
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,069
The truth is,
we're a lot alike.
304
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,068
I don't think so.
305
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,970
Did you hear me
say "shut up"?
306
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,613
We're alike because
we both have to win.
307
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,878
We're like
victory whores.
308
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,338
It means
everything to us.
309
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,407
It's where we get
our identity, our self-esteem.
310
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,116
Who knows, if our dads
had taken us fishing
311
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,849
or hugged us
or all that crap,
312
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,085
we probably wouldn't be
sitting here right now.
313
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,590
But we are, and
you want to know why?
314
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,932
It's our destiny.
315
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,600
That doesn't mean
I don't give a damn about Ding Dong.
316
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,629
Hell, I love Ding Dong.
317
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,204
Well, that... that
didn't sound right,
318
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,573
but you know what I mean.
319
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:59,112
What I'm saying is,
everyone has a path to follow in life.
320
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,879
You took a shortcut
for a while,
321
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,039
but you're here now.
322
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,047
So make the most of it.
323
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,922
You're not going
to hug me, are you?
324
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,992
And undo all that damage
your father did?
325
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,391
Not a chance.
326
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,963
Now, go after
that ring, son.
327
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,562
Yes, sir.
328
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,463
Yes, sir.
329
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,064
No?
330
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,526
No.
331
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:33,167
(passionate moaning and kissing)
332
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,466
(Derwin screaming with pain)
333
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,677
Ow! My knee!
334
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,508
Oh, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
335
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,654
Okay. Mmm...
336
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,408
Ow! Ow, no, no, no. Oh...
337
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,518
That's my good knee.
338
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,219
Oh. All right.
Well, then how's this?
339
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,452
Yeah, that's
the right spot.
340
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,646
Okay.
341
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:57,974
(ringtone playing)
342
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,398
Damn it!
343
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,472
What? What?
Damn it! No, no, no!
344
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,530
Mel, don't answer it.
345
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,968
No, I have to.
Come here!
346
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,073
No, no,
no, no, no.
347
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,344
You can't stop now!
Come on, girl!
348
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,113
Hi, honey.
349
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,111
Hey, baby. Where are you?
350
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,142
Uh... Hold on.
351
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,049
Excuse me.
352
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,651
Can you tell me
where the salsa is?
353
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,122
Aisle five?
354
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,550
You told me aisle three!
(screaming)
355
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,445
What was that?
356
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,017
Uh... I just kicked the clerk.
357
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,387
Yeah, that's what you get
for telling me the wrong aisle!
358
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,734
Hey, baby, I didn't mean for you
359
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,201
to go through all that. Come on.
360
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,100
Look, Jerome,
don't worry about it.
361
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,532
I am so sorry
it's taking this long.
362
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,036
It's just that...
363
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:39,139
this is the third store
I've been to, and, um...
364
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,642
everybody's out of salsa.
365
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,283
No, no, no, no. Hey.
366
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,239
I was whack for asking you
to get my party supplies.
367
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,647
Can you just get back here,
please?
368
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:46,978
It's not the same without you.
369
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,484
Well, what about the salsa?
370
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,316
Damn the salsa!
These people are grown.
371
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,621
They can...
they can eat what we got, okay?
372
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,623
If they don't like that,
they can leave.
373
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,285
Well, what about the office?
374
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,134
Forget the office.
375
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,328
You're more important.
376
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,729
But you did get the Renuzit,
right?
377
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,066
Now, just come on home
and watch the rest of the game
378
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,139
in my lap so I know everything
is cool between us.
379
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,598
Everything is cool
between us, right?
380
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,208
Yeah.
381
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,610
Yeah. Um...
382
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,381
I'm on my way.
383
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,279
Great.
384
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,750
Okay. Bye.
385
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,553
I cannot believe
I just lied to him.
386
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,545
Why didn't you tell him
the truth?
387
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,617
What? And tell my boyfriend
388
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,026
I'm over here making out
with my ex-boyfriend?
389
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,059
Tell him now I'm a cheater
like you?
390
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,434
No. I was thinking more like,
391
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:40,273
"Jerome, baby, I got some
good news and bad news.
392
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,740
The good news is,
I got the salsa, but the bad..."
393
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,769
This isn't funny, Derwin.
394
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,473
You know, I thought you
learned from your mistakes
395
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,076
but, obviously,
you haven't.
396
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,208
You're over here cheating
on your girlfriend with me.
397
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,583
Excuse me, but you're
the one who showed up at my door.
398
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,382
Yeah, and you know what?
You're right.
399
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,684
And that was a mistake.
400
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,446
It was a mistake
to show up,
401
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,585
and it was a mistake
to kiss you.
402
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,160
Really, Melanie?
403
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,789
A mistake?
404
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,663
You going to call
this a mistake?
405
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,631
(hip-hop ringtone playing)
406
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,666
What?
407
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,173
It's Janay, isn't it?
408
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,144
Come on, Melanie.
409
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,143
No.
What?
410
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,714
Answer it.
No.
411
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,482
Would you just answer it?
412
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,480
Melanie? Just...
I don't want to...
413
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,482
No, no, answer it.
414
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,152
Hey, what's up?
415
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:31,151
Derwin, I am so sorry.
416
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,354
Janay, are you crying?
417
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,815
Baby, I shouldn't
have left you.
418
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,763
I should still
be there with you.
419
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,518
I should have
been more understanding.
420
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,687
I should be there.
421
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,255
Have you been drinking?
422
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,703
A little.
423
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,459
I was in the skybox.
424
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,727
They had some champagne,
425
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,535
and some vodka and some Kahlua.
It was more or less a full bar.
426
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,472
Derwin, I miss you,
427
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,405
and I never miss anybody.
428
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,741
You're a good man,
and you've been there
429
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,276
for me when I needed you,
430
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,781
and I guess what I'm trying
to say is that I just...
431
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,253
I just want
to watch The Parkers.
432
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,223
All right.
Hey, hey, just be cool, okay?
433
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,792
Just stop crying. Hey.
434
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,260
When you get back, we can watch
The Parkers together.
435
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,860
I'll TiVo it. But I might have
to delete some of your Oprahs.
436
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,272
Derwin, I don't care.
I don't care.
437
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,568
I just want to be there
back with you now
438
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,200
'cause I am so scared.
439
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,435
What are you scared of?
440
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,240
I'm scared
441
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,841
because I think
I might love you.
442
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,442
Um...
443
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:33,445
Oh, okay. Um...
well, look. Look...
444
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,750
I don't want my girl
out in Miami,
445
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:39,692
nose all runnin'
and eyeliner smearin', okay?
446
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:43,589
You gotta represent
Derwin Davis, girl!
447
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,593
So go clean
yourself up, all right?
448
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,926
And enjoy your parties
with your girls,
449
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,860
and I'll be right here
when you get back. All right?
450
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,867
Really, baby?
451
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,439
Are you still going
to be there for me?
452
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,698
Mos def.
453
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:57,896
All right.
454
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,580
Whew! Well,
455
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,616
I gotta go.
456
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,821
Yeah.
457
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,155
Uh... Mel?
458
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,828
This would not be a good move.
459
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:20,859
Thanks.
460
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,801
(exhales)
461
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,940
(door closes)
462
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,207
TV ANNOUNCER:
All right, J. Pitts in the corner
463
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,610
and a beautiful one-hander
by Jason Pitts,
464
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:38,754
in the corner of the end zone
465
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:39,908
with a touchdown.
466
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,876
ANNOUNCER 2:
That's it, folks. Amazing.
467
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,894
Did you see the concentration?
He fully laid out, and man...
468
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,918
ANNOUNCER:
Well, now they can concentrate on being champions.
469
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,794
The Sabers win this
championship today.
470
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,522
ANNOUNCER 2:
Well, they deserve it.
471
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,758
And look at the way they played.
472
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:53,762
Look at those guys.
473
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,533
It's great to be winners.
474
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,802
(all cheering)
475
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,869
Sabers world champs--
representing, baby!
476
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,799
We did it just like
we said we would!
477
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,504
Just like
we said we would! Ah!
478
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,966
We did it!
Oh!
479
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,635
We're bringing you
home a trophy, baby!
480
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,605
Yeah, Ding Dong!
481
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,983
We're bringing you
home a ring, son!
482
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,481
We're bringing you home
a ring, Derwin!
483
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:17,953
TV ANNOUNCER:
The celebration continues with the new world champions,
484
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,654
the San Diego Sabers.
485
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,786
I gotta say it's nice to see
486
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,720
the players recognizing
487
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,325
their injured teammate,
Derwin Ding Dong Davis
488
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,858
as he was undoubtedly
a key reason
489
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,004
that they were able
to celebrate this win.
490
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:34,604
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