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Coffee for your cream, sir?
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Um...
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Actually, I prefer my
cream black, but thank you.
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Oh, God.
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(laughs)
Oh, God, I am
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so sorry, uh...
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I meant to say, um,
"cream for your coffee."
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It's okay, I speak
multitasking.
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(both chuckling)
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Um... okay, well,
let's start over.
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My name is Melanie,
and I'll be your waitress.
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Today's specials are...
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smothered pork chops,
grilled bacon on white,
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and deep-fried ham.
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Mm-hmm.
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Any of those
tickle your fancy?
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I'm not really sure.
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What do you recommend?
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Well, if you order any of
those... probably a casket.
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(both laughing)
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Well, how about just
another cup of coffee, then?
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But you haven't even
touched this one.
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I know. The second
one's for you.
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'Cause it seems to me
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you could really use a break
from all that studying.
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Oh, um...
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Okay, well, um...
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Yeah, I guess I haven't quite
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figured out the balance
between medical school
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and this new job.
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You don't have to
explain anything to me.
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I mean, I spent my
entire college career
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juggling things.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Well, where'd you go?
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Clown college.
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No, I went to UCLA.
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Oh, so you really did go
to clown college, then.
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Oh, you got jokes, okay.
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Um...
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So,
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what is it that you do,
Mister... Bruin?
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Actually, it's Jerome Rice,
but my friends call me Jerry.
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Oh, how cute.
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Like Jerry Rice
the football player?
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Um...
Oh, God.
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You're not
a football player, are you?
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No! No, I'm a, I'm
a marketing exec.
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But you have
such great arms.
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For a, uh, marketing exec.
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Right.
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(both laughing)
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Listen, um...
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(clears throat)
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If you have any free time in
your schedule, I would love
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to take you out
for a cup of cream.
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Maybe get some
coffee on the side.
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Um...
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Yeah, uh...
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I'd like that.
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But promise me
you'll take me
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to a place
with better service.
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The waitresses here suck.
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So does your cream.
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Yeah.
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(door closes)
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* All that I wanna do...
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Hey, Dee.
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Onne.
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Dionne.
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All right,
so how was your date?
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Great.
Good.
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Awesome.
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Romantic.
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Good.
(phone ringing)
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Oh, my God, it's him!
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(both squealing)
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Oh, he wants to go out again.
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Happy face!
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(phone beeps)
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(clears throat)
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Oh, God.
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What?
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He wants to go to a Saber game.
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Sad face.
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Oh...
You know, I knew
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this was too good to be true.
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Melanie,
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please do not tell me
that this is about Derwin.
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Look, you live in San Diego.
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If you're gonna date,
you're gonna go to a Saber game
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or Sea World.
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So you don't think he's gonna be
a little weirded out
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that I used to date Derwin?
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I don't think he needs
your dating history.
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It's your second date.
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Do you have genital warts?
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No.
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Then you're cool.
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That's why you're still
in the mail room, mail guy!
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(scoffs)
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(buzzing)
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Girl, you're not
gonna believe this.
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What happened?
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I just got a call
from Cost Low,
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and they're looking
for a Saber
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to launch their new
eco-friendly campaign.
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I plan on getting
the deal for Malik.
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Tasha, when are you going
to accept the fact
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that you don't work
for Malik anymore?
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But this could
change all of that.
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An endorsement
deal this huge
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could help Malik
clean up his image,
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and it could give him
a salary big enough
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so I can get him
back as a client.
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How big we talking?
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Mm, big enough
for me to nab
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a few other marquee
names around here
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so you and me can
be up and out.
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Mm, I like that.
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The marquees.
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Mm-hmm.
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Maybe you can start
with Marquis Johnson.
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What's wrong?
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You look bothered.
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Oh, um, it's nothing.
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I'm just-- I-I didn't know
we were going into a skybox.
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Yeah, I just want
to do it right for you.
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Hook it up.
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Well, I, I appreciate that.
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It's just that
I'm not really...
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dressed up
for a skybox.
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This is more of a
bleachers outfit.
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Girl, you look great.
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Please, come on.
My colleagues are
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gonna be so impressed
with that smile,
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they won't even notice
what you're wearing.
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Come on.
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What, colleagues?
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Yeah, Cost Low is
one of my clients.
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Thus, the VIP skybox.
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Relax, you're gonna
have a great time.
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Okay?
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You know what?
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You're right. I mean,
what am I stressing about?
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This is gonna be fun.
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TASHA:
Med School!
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Hey!
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Med School!
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Med School...
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I know you hear
me calling you.
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Is that woman talking to you?
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Oh, no, no,
she's probably talking
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about that Asian woman
over there.
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Wait a minute.
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Did she just go
in the Cost Low box?
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With the Cost Low execs?
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That is the box
that we need to be in
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to work our magic.
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For Malik, of course.
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Hey, Leroy.
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(laughs)
Good evening, Ms. Mack.
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Mrs. Pitts.
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How's the wife, kids?
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Cool, cool.
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Parole officer?
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You know, chillin'.
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(all laughing)
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Well, you know, baby, it's
always good seeing you, Leroy.
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Whoa, oh, oh, oh, ladies.
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I'm gonna need
to see your tickets.
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What? Leroy,
you tripping.
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Come on, you know us.
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Tasha, Kelly.
(laughing): Yeah.
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I'm sorry, Ms. Mack,
but rules is rules.
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Okay, well,
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where were those rules
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when you robbed
that liquor store?
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Fine.
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Here.
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(clears throat)
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You mind moving
your thumb, Ms. Mack?
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Yeah.
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It's what I thought.
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Your skybox... over there.
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Thanks a lot, Leroy.
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That's the last time I'm gonna
testify for your ass in court.
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Hey, yo.
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You're not gonna believe
who's in the Cost Low skybox.
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Davis' girl,
and she's with a dude.
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And it ain't Davis.
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(chanting):
Ah! Ah! Ooh! Ooh!
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Ah! Ah! Ooh! Ooh!
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Ah! Ah! Ooh! Ooh!
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Ah! Ah! Ooh! Ooh!
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Ah! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ah!
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(yelling)
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And it wasn't
Davis with her.
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Word is they were
all over each other,
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but you didn't
hear it from me.
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Wow. That's gonna hurt
if he finds out.
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You okay, man?
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Yeah, I'm fine. Why?
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You know, I just thought
you might be tripping,
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with your girl
chilling out
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with that suit
in the Cost Low box.
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My girl?
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You talking about Melanie?
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Yeah.
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But you're making
all that money.
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You ain't tripping,
right, dawg?
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Yeah, man.
On her?
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I make way too much
money to be tripping.
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See, and everybody thought
you'd be bugging out.
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I knew you'd be straight.
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Yeah, you know me, son.
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If I was any straighter,
I'd be gay.
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Uh...
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All right, then. You, you
have a great game, bro.
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You had no idea,
did you?
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Huh, huh?
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Yeah, man, I knew.
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I was born knowing.
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I had no idea.
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Boy, you are two
minutes away
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from running down
that breezeway to war!
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People die out there!
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That's right. This is
your Braveheart moment.
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This is Sparta!
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This is more
than Sparta.
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This is Rudy!
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What? That dude had heart.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I like where
your head's at, man.
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That's my movie.
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It's a good movie.
I cried. I love Rudy.
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Listen to me,
listen to me,
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listen to me, I want you
to get out there.
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I want you to show Melanie
exactly what she's missing!
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Whoo!
Whoo!
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Whoo!
Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo.
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(distorting voice):
Uh, attention, Leroy.
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Leroy the security officer.
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You have a, a...
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personal call
in the security office.
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(clearing throat)
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I'm covering the skybox.
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It's your parole officer, baby.
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I'm on my way.
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Thank you so much, Quintessa.
Now, look.
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You take that little
fuzzy lip of yours
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down to Lady D's House of Wax,
256
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you tell them
Tasha Mack sent you.
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I got you covered
once a month for a year.
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Twice around the holidays,
'cause they special.
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Okay?
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Um... excuse me, Jerome.
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Look, you do not know me.
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What? Bitch, please!
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Shh! God.
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I'm on a date.
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He doesn't know about my past,
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and I just want to start
fresh with this guy.
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No Derwin.
268
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,254
No Sunbeams, no Sabers.
269
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,220
Then why would you come
to a Saber game?
270
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,218
(laughs)
271
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,789
Stupid.
272
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,418
You know what?
You're right.
273
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,822
I mean, what am I doing here?
274
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,215
Maybe I should leave.
275
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:26,226
I should just go to Sea World
and have a fish sandwich.
276
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:29,259
No. Stay here
and enjoy your date.
277
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,896
We'll just pretend
like we don't know you.
278
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,002
Sweetie, you've got to
stop making excuses,
279
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,974
or you're gonna end up
alone and bitter...
280
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,873
like poor old
alone and bitter Tasha.
281
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,305
(stammers):
Uh, uh, Kelly,
282
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,139
I love you, but I
will kill you, okay?
283
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,235
You know what?
You're right.
284
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:48,417
I just need to just relax
and just... enjoy myself.
285
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,318
All right,
286
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,419
I got to go.
Have fun...
287
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,721
young black girl
I've never met before.
288
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,363
Mr. and Mrs. Henry,
289
00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,360
I'd like you both to meet
a very special lady,
290
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,133
Melanie Barnett.
291
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,832
Really?
292
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,934
Special?
293
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,365
Oh, wow. Okay.
294
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,700
She's gorgeous, Jerome.
295
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,237
Absolutely.
296
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,841
MRS. HENRY:
You know,
297
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,383
I remember when the two of
us first started dating.
298
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,408
He took me to a
football game, too.
299
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,254
After that, we
were inseparable.
300
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,379
Mr. Henry's the V.P.
of Cost Low's green campaign.
301
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,275
That man's a genius.
302
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,446
Jerry, you stop--
you're just saying that.
303
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,215
Well, I'm saying it
'cause it's true.
304
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,724
And because
you're the client.
305
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,486
Melanie, would you mind
keeping my wife company
306
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,763
while I steal Jerry
away for a second?
307
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,133
Um, no, not at all.
308
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:39,069
(quietly):
Make me look good, baby.
309
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:47,743
Mm, that Jerome is
something else, isn't he?
310
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:51,475
I certainly hope you're with
him for the right reasons.
311
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,451
Oh, no, no, no,
uh, Jerome and I,
312
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,550
we're not together.
So many
313
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:57,481
of these girls out here
are just hoping for hemp,
314
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,987
hybrids and halogen lights.
315
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:03,290
Is there a problem?
316
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,493
No. No, um...
317
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,455
just a little déjà vu.
318
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,404
Well, you know, since you
two have started dating,
319
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,529
you're part of the
Cost Low family now,
320
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,974
and a lot of us wives and
girlfriends get together
321
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,401
once a week, and we
organize social events.
322
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,036
You should join us.
323
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:22,841
Oh, I don't know, I mean,
this is only our second date.
324
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,006
Oh, it doesn't matter.
325
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,484
It'll be fun.
326
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,482
And since you're the new girl,
you get to bring the wine.
327
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,815
No, I can't bring the wine!
328
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,151
Okay? And I,
and I can't join
329
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,145
your Sunbeam.
330
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,157
I mean, social group.
331
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,419
As a matter of fact,
332
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,187
I don't think
I can do any of this again.
333
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,572
Hey, what's wrong?
334
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,369
You know, I probably
should've just come right out
335
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,471
and said something
when we got here,
336
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,842
but I didn't know
how you'd feel.
337
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,542
Feel about what?
Talk to me.
338
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,814
I just got out
of a relationship
339
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:57,814
a few months ago,
340
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,205
and, um...
341
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,516
my ex-boyfriend
is Derwin Davis.
342
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,091
Who?
343
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,088
He's a Saber.
344
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,190
Oh, okay. Cool.
345
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,592
What, did you... you
thought I would trip?
346
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,164
No, look, it's not
about you and him, okay?
347
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,004
It's about me and him.
348
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,834
I'm trying to put
my past behind me,
349
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,597
but I keep on
crashing into it.
350
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,004
Well, why didn't
you just tell me?
351
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,166
I never would've
brought you here.
352
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,444
We could've had fish
sandwiches at Sea World.
353
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,483
Yeah, and if we had,
I'd remember the time
354
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,178
Derwin won me
a stuffed Shamu.
355
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,980
And if we had gone
to the Wild Animal Park,
356
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,383
I'd remember
when Derwin and I
357
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,584
fed the giraffes.
358
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,045
And if we had gone
to Tijuana, I'd...
359
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,485
Well, I can't remember
what Derwin and I did there,
360
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,490
but it must've been fun,
because I threw up a worm.
361
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:47,863
Wow, and you seemed so
normal on our first date.
362
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:51,325
You know, I probably shouldn't
have started dating yet.
363
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,504
I'm just not ready
to jump
364
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,502
right back
into a relationship.
365
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,574
A relationshi-- whoa,
whoa, hey, hey, hey.
366
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,243
We had one date, babe,
367
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,371
and I don't know
if you noticed,
368
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:03,376
but the second one's turning
out to be... not so great.
369
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,350
Oh. Oh, well...
370
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,219
I guess I thought, you know,
the, uh, the VIP skybox,
371
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,449
I mean,
meeting your clients...
372
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,453
(chuckles)
373
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,124
"Make me look good, baby."
374
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,963
Well, yeah, I-I just wanted
to show you a good time
375
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,489
and score some points
with my boss maybe.
376
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,185
That's about it.
377
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,558
Oh.
378
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,595
(awkward chuckle)
379
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,574
'Kay, um...
380
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,539
I'm embarrassed.
381
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,398
Don't be.
382
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,239
Look, I've only been
383
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,583
in one serious
relationship, and...
384
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,038
Hey, listen.
385
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,945
Let's not worry
about the past.
386
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,581
Or the future.
387
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,545
Let's just concentrate
on the now.
388
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,094
Okay?
389
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:51,260
That sounds like
a really good idea.
390
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,931
Good.
391
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,160
Let's go root for your
ex-boyfriend, Knock-Knock.
392
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,555
Ding-Dong.
393
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,126
Who's there?
394
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,996
(laughs)
Okay.
395
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,705
So, Mr. Henry, I cannot
think of anyone else
396
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,012
better to represent
the green campaign than my son, Malik Wright.
397
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,146
Tasha, I'm sorry,
I don't mean to interrupt.
398
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,022
But, uh, you know,
I can't remember,
399
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:20,090
does Malik still drive
that Ferrari with the after-market jet engine?
400
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,060
Because I think
I saw one for sale
401
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,519
at this place where Jason--
Jason Pitts, my husband--
402
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,357
bought his practical,
cost-efficient,
403
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,203
environmentally safe Prius.
404
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,728
Just curious.
405
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,402
(TV crowd roars,
people whooping)
406
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,301
TV ANNOUNCER:
Oh, and the Sabers take home the win,
407
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,174
with three touchdowns
from Derwin Davis!
408
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,614
What a day
for the young receiver!
409
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,739
On behalf of upper-level
management,
410
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,514
I'd like to invite you all
down to the breezeway
411
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:45,684
to meet the Sabers!
412
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,052
Free autographs
for everyone!
413
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,717
I got to go with them--
I ate all their free-range chicken wings--
414
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,752
but I-I totally understand
if you don't want to.
415
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,657
No, no, it's, it's
okay, Jerome.
416
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,989
We agreed to live
in the moment. Right?
417
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,226
Right.
418
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,141
Uh, was that living
in the moment?
419
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:14,111
No. That was just getting
the awkward moment
420
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,081
at the end of the date
out of the way.
421
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,510
Baby steps.
422
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,605
Baby steps.
423
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,177
MELANIE:
Yeah.
424
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,518
Uh-uh-uh, Judas.
425
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,316
What the hell was that?
426
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,788
You trying to take the green
campaign away from Malik?
427
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,456
(gasps):
Tasha! I'm insulted.
428
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,466
I would never do
something like that.
429
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,128
Save the acting for the
bedroom, Kelly Pitts.
430
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,138
Unlike Jason, I know
when you're faking.
431
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,210
Look, Jason has
just as much right
432
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,568
to that endorsement
deal as Malik.
433
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,176
Let the execs decide who's
right for the campaign.
434
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,439
I gave you that
information as a friend!
435
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,708
You know how bad I
need this deal to get Malik back as a client.
436
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,377
Tasha, I'm sorry, really.
437
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,316
Jason and I are going through
some personal issues right now,
438
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,122
and we need this deal
just as bad as you.
439
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,415
What kind of issues?
440
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,716
Things that I can't
explain to you right now.
441
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,188
But trust me,
I would never do anything
442
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,728
intentionally to hurt you.
443
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,732
This is just business.
444
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,503
It's nothing personal.
445
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,142
All right, then...
446
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,139
Grasshopper...
447
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,671
you think you can beat
448
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,705
Tasha Mack?
449
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,770
Then let's go.
450
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,509
May the best bitch win.
451
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,348
Malik. Malik.
452
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,615
Excuse me.
453
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,663
All right, you see
those guys right there?
454
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,118
Those are some
of the executives
455
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,857
from Cost Low who
want to meet you
456
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,791
and discuss signing you
as their new spokesperson.
457
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,797
Okay, Ma, it's okay,
we're cool.
458
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,459
You're not
my manager anymore.
459
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,197
Look, I know, I know, I'm
just trying to better myself
460
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:52,314
as a manager so I can get
you back as a client.
461
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,775
Okay, cool.
All right. Now, it won't hurt
462
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,450
to play up the
environmental talk, all right?
463
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,380
Gentlemen, this is my son,
Malik Wright,
464
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,246
full-time professional
football player,
465
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,185
part-time global activist.
466
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,620
Nice to meet
you gentlemen.
467
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,615
And, in the words
of someone famous,
468
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,687
"It ain't easy
bein' green!" Ha-ha!
469
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,455
You feel me?
Are you with me?
470
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,704
You feel me, don't you?
471
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,358
Huh? Yeah, you feel me.
Look at you. Come on.
472
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,497
I remember you.
473
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,401
You were the one who punched
the guy in the wheelchair.
474
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,712
My son's in
a wheelchair.
475
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,309
Jason Pitts!
(laughs)
476
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,411
Heard all about you
and that Prius, right?
477
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:35,318
Ma, I told you, I got
my own representation.
478
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,648
Don't do this again, please.
479
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,655
Tasha.
480
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,730
I'm sorry.
No, uh-uh-uh.
481
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,328
You won.
482
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,404
(sighs)
MAN: Davis,
483
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,203
tonight you played with a fire
that we've never seen before.
484
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,796
What was the inspiration?
485
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,467
Well, Mel, we want
our championship,
486
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,177
and I gu...
487
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,408
(loudly):
I guess... I guess it's just knowing
488
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,347
that there's some
player out there
489
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,352
always watching you,
trying to take
490
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,494
your, uh, position,
you know?
491
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,789
So I wanted to make sure
when I went on that field today
492
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,892
that I represented.
493
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:20,263
Let them know that, uh,
they got a hard act to follow.
494
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,233
There it is.
Hey, that's great, man.
495
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,232
Thank you.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
496
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,604
Hey, Derwin.
497
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,672
Um, I'd like you
to meet my...
498
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:28,700
my, um...
499
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,235
Her friend.
500
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,210
Yeah. (laughs)
Jerome Wright.
501
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,839
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Great game, man.
502
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,643
Nice to meet you,
too-- and thanks.
503
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,235
Uh, listen, Mel,
504
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,477
I want to go holler
at my clients for a minute, but, uh,
505
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,612
it's nice to meet
you, Derwin.
506
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,317
You, too, bro.
507
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,523
(clears throat):
Well, he seems nice.
508
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,355
Yeah, he is.
509
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,760
I mean, we just started
hanging out, but... Hey, Mel,
510
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,402
come on, it's cool-- you
don't owe me an explanation.
511
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,458
Right.
512
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,797
Well, um, I...
513
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,302
I guess I should
get going, then.
514
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,735
Okay.
Okay.
515
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,314
Hey.
Hmm?
516
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,942
Great game, Derwin.
517
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,807
(quietly):
Yeah.
518
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,463
You, too.
519
00:20:25,513 --> 00:20:30,063
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