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Huh?
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So what do you say, Mel?
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Baby, will you have
dinner with me?
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Any day but Thursday, right?
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Oh, Mel, come on.
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What?
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Being nominated
for a best kiss award
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with Drew Sidora?
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Wow, that's...
that's a big deal.
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Congrats.
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You know, I wouldn't
even be going
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if Irv wasn't all
over me about it.
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But he promised me that
homegirl's gonna be in Japan.
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Homegirl?
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Yeah, you know better
than to say her name.
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Oh, God! Mel, did you
not see the T-shirts?
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Baby, I hired professional
joggers, okay?
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I had to throw in workman's
comp and everything.
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One dinner, that's it.
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Yeah!
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It's no big deal.
No, you're right.
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It's no big deal.
To you.
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(blows whistle)
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Yes! She said yes!
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DERWIN AND CHEERLEADERS:
Yes! She said yes!
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Yes! She said yes!
Yes! She said yes!
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Yes! She said yes!
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She said yes! Yes!
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Whoo!
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Yes!
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She said yes!
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She said yes.
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Melanie, I love you, baby!
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* But I'm never
gonna sleep alone *
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* And when he pulls me
in his arms... *
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Did I just see Derwin?
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Is he in a band?
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He just did the cutest thing
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and asked me out to dinner.
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He had these T-shirts and...
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Did you say yes?
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Maybe.
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Oh, you did say yes!
Yes.
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Oh, my God, I am
so happy for you!
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Shh! Here comes Tasha.
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Okay, just don't
say anything.
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She's a hater.
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Well, look who I bumped into.
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Randy.
Mark.
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Uh, Mark...
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Melanie.
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Tasha, what are you doing?
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Look, I'm hooking
your ass up, okay?
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It's time for you to
get back in the saddle.
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And Randy here...
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Mark.
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Uh, Mark... is
a great saddle.
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Show her your abs.
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Yeah, um...
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I don't know if I feel too
comfortable showing my abs.
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I didn't drag your ass
all the way over here
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for you to start
hemming and hawing.
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Okay, now show
her your abs.
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Lady, you crazy.
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Crazy?
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Oh, I got your crazy
in my trunk.
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Tasha, Melanie's fine.
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She doesn't need you
setting her up.
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The hell!
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Wait. Something's going on.
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And I want to know
what it is right now.
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Go ahead.
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Melanie and Derwin are
getting back together.
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No, no, no, we are not
getting back together, okay?
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We're just
going out to eat.
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You a damn fool, Med School.
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Look, if you take Derwin back
without him feeling the pain,
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he gonna cheat
on your ass again.
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And you're gonna be
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walking through the neighborhood
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looking for his trifling tail.
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Eyes bloodshot, no bra on,
hair not combed
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with a pistol in your hand
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while Ms. Johnson begs somebody
to call your mama.
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She does this sometimes.
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Give her a minute,
she'll come back.
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Man, Jason, come on.
Don't rush me.
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It's to you.
Are you in or are you out?
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Don't rush me, dude.
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It's my money
we're talking about.
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All right, I will
see your nickel.
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And I will
raise you a dime.
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You're about the cheap...
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I've been here
two freakin' hours
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and I got,
like, $1.40.
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Hey, yo, Malik, man,
I need a favor.
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Can you talk to your man
about getting me reservations
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at that restaurant, Yatsuko?
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Yatsuko?
Yeah.
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No, they got those creepy-ass
bathroom attendants there, man.
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It's like, "What are you
smiling for, buddy?
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Your office is a toilet."
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Yeah, that may be the case,
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but I want to take Melanie
someplace nice.
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Why?
What do you mean, why?
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Why?
When you guys were together,
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all you did was complain
all the time.
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What, you think
it's gonna be easier
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now you got a little name
for yourself?
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Ding Dong.
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Shoot, more money equals more
women equals more problems.
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Now, that's real talk.
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You know what?
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I'm getting that tatted
on my back
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right under my John 3:18 tat.
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(chuckles)
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Don't you mean John 3:16?
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Damn.
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(laughs)
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Go back to church.
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Listen, all I'm saying is live.
Okay?
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If there's ever a time to be
single, it's now, trust me.
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It wa now.
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'Cause I am about to be
off the market, dog. Bow!
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Please, please, please,
tell me that's for me.
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Nah. Nah.
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I'm about to pop that question.
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Again.
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(laughing)
Yeah. Huh?
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(laughing)
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What?
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What?
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It's funny
'cause it's stupid.
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No, it's not stupid,
Tee Tee.
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All right?!
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Come on, if I want
Melanie back,
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I can't just ask her
to come live with me again.
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I got to show her how
I'm really committed.
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You ought to be committed,
Wing Dong Ding-a-ling.
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You know, it... it's almost like
you're writing a book called
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Dummy for Dummies
by Derwin "Dumb-Ass" Davis.
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(chuckles):
You know what? Get out.
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Get the hell out!
Game over.
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You serious?
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As a heart attack.
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(mutters)
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Yeah.
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Y'all don't know what love is.
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(chuckling)
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All right, so then
I said, right,
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"I'm gonna propose to my
girl," and he's all like,
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"Yeah, that's funny
'cause it's stupid."
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Man, I don't even know
that dude like that.
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Word, word.
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Yo, Musiq, you want to get
some food after this, man?
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Um, no, actually, see, I was
about to go do this thing
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with Common and India
a little bit later, so... Oh, yeah.
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That's what's up.
I'll just roll with y'all.
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Uh... yeah.
See, the thing is...
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we-we, like, rolling in
a three-seater, so it... What the hell?!
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No, for real,
it's like...
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it's like a motorcycle
with, like, a sidecar.
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No, no, no, no. Excuse me.
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Drew.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, "hi" to you,
too, Derwin.
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No, Irv said you're
supposed to be in Japan.
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I was, but my label
thought this would be
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a good piece of
exposure for me
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with the album
about to drop, so...
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they flew me out private.
What is the big deal?
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The big deal is I'm trying
to get my stuff
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back on track with Melanie.
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Look, Drew, I can't go up
on that stage with you.
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You're just gonna have to
accept the award by yourself.
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Accepting a best kiss award
by myself?
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Now, that's just stupid.
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Look, you are not
going to embarrass me
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on national television.
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And do you think I really
want to go up there with you?
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Get over yourself
for real.
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This is my career.
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So we're gonna get that award,
thank the fans and be out.
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I-I don't...
I don't know, Drew.
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Stop acting
like a little bitch.
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What?
Yeah.
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Look, this is about
your career, too.
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Aren't you trying to make
a name for yourself?
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Isn't that the whole reason you
did my video in the first place?
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Yeah, all right, fine.
All right.
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For the record,
I ain't no bitch.
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Oh.
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Prove it.
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(applause)
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First of all, I want
to thank my fans
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for supporting me
and voting for us.
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By "us," she means
her, then me. Separately.
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Although we do share
the same ballot space.
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And I would like to thank
Salim Akil for a great video.
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And, of course, I
have to thank Derwin
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for planting
such an ama...
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Don't... don't
thank me, Drew, okay?
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Thank my acting coach for
helping me make it look real.
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Okay? Which was hard because
kissing you, Drew,
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is like kissing my sister.
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Oh, really,
like your sister?
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Yeah, I mean,
I don't have a sister,
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but I imagine
that's what it's like.
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Wow, Derwin,
'cause somehow I doubt
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that you would kiss
your sister like this.
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(applause)
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You okay, Girl Melanie?
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Up next on the Music Awards...
best rock video.
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Don't rush to judgment!
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I think it was staged.
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(panting)
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DERWIN:
Drew.
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Drew.
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Drew, what the
hell was that?
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Hey, yo, I was just
talking to Common, right?
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And if you want to meet
us there, you know... No.
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Drew...
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what was you
doing out there?
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Messing up your life.
You know, I just thought
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you should know
what it feels like.
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Oh, oh, so this is about getting
revenge on me and my girl.
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Well, congratulations, Drew.
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'Cause if it wasn't
over before,
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it's definitely over now.
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Wow, you act like
you and your girl
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are the only ones
that matter.
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Hello? I got hurt, too.
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But that never seems to
cross your mind, like, ever.
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Wow. Say something, man.
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Musiq, fall back!
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Drew, look.
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Okay, you're right.
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All right,
I wasn't thinking.
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I just want you to know I never
meant to hurt you or anybody.
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Wow.
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You know, a little late
for that, Derwin.
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I mean, you really
had me thinking
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we had something going on.
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I'm with you
and then the next day
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you have your fiancée
all up in my face?
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Gosh.
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In spite of what you
think about me,
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I just don't hop in bed
with every guy I meet.
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Drew, at least
let me apologize.
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Yo, you know what?
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I don't think you
rolling with us
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is such a good idea.
Why?
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No, no, you just got a whole lot
of negative energy around you.
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You'll just kill
the vibe, man.
255
00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,677
(stammers)
Ah...!
256
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,724
Melanie.
257
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,850
You know what?
258
00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,224
I don't want to talk
to you ever again.
259
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,192
Mel, I didn't even know
she was going to be there.
260
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,190
Just get the hell
out of here, Derwin.
261
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,822
I can't stand looking
at your lying face.
262
00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,128
Oh, so... so I'm a liar?
263
00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,389
I must be stupid, too.
264
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,696
Mel, why in the hell
would I go on national TV
265
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:58,129
and kiss that girl when I know
you'd be at home watching?
266
00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,295
You know how much I want us
to get back together.
267
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,803
Oh, well, if you were so hot
about getting back together,
268
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,106
why would you even go up
there with her, Derwin?
269
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,138
I was humiliated,
okay? Again.
270
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,205
Mel, I'm sorry.
271
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,813
Maybe... maybe I shouldn't
have gone up there, okay?
272
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,876
I made another stupid mistake.
273
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:17,685
But no matter how stupid
I am, baby, I still love you.
274
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:18,788
Just shut up.
275
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:19,849
Just shut your stupid face.
276
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,817
But, Mel, Mel, listen.
277
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,885
I got to get you
to believe me, all right?
278
00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,734
Me and Drew-- we are over.
279
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,829
I haven't seen that girl,
spoken to her, nothing,
280
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:28,831
since the ESPY party.
281
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,002
Oh, yeah? Not once?
282
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,260
Never.
Swear?
283
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,898
I swear.
Liar!
284
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,773
You just saw
her tonight!
285
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,402
Come on, Mel, what do you want?
286
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,166
I want to be able
to trust you, Derwin.
287
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,866
But I can't.
288
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,978
Yes, you can, Melanie.
Yes, you can.
289
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,980
Just let me prove it.
290
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,882
Baby, have dinner with me.
291
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,024
Aren't we worth that?
292
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,148
I don't know
anymore, Derwin.
293
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,823
Can you just leave?
294
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,352
Please, just leave.
295
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,286
(sighs)
296
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,892
(sighs)
297
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,367
Now, I know you ain't down here
eating my mama's Chunky Monkey.
298
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,873
I am, and I don't care.
299
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,707
You're gonna care
when she snatch
300
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,883
your hair up by the roots.
301
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,351
Just leave me
alone, Malik, okay?
302
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,409
I just want to eat
303
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,777
until my ass blows up.
304
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,375
And no man will want me,
305
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,946
and I won't have
these problems anymore.
306
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:28,455
Well, now, you know...
307
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,858
a blown-up ass ain't gonna keep
the brothers away.
308
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,926
Might even land yourself
a couple of Italians.
309
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,328
Okay, I'm just playing,
all right?
310
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,897
Y'all girls like to talk.
311
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,395
Let's do some girl talk.
312
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,866
Derwin came by claiming
Drew set him up.
313
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,836
And he has the nerve to think
314
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,475
I'd still go out to dinner
with him.
315
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,879
I don't know
what to believe anymore.
316
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,311
I don't know if I believe him.
317
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,105
I don't know if I want
to believe him.
318
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,277
Should I believe him?
319
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,775
I'd be crazy to believe him.
320
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,320
Oh... oh, it's my turn.
321
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:07,430
Look, there are
two types of guys.
322
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,000
Those who are born players,
and those who ain't.
323
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,230
Derwin is definitely an ain't.
324
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,841
And I know,
because I'm 100% pure pimp.
325
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,012
Now, that has absolutely nothing
to do with this conversation,
326
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,882
but I should let you girls know
327
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,951
I'm one of the best
who ever did it.
328
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,780
Malik, that's not girl talk.
329
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,846
Then let me give you
some real talk.
330
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,954
You fell in love
with a corny dude.
331
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:36,016
He tried to be a bad boy
like big daddy Lik-Lik...
332
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,256
and he got burned.
333
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,327
Now... he learned his lesson.
334
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,102
How do you know?
335
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,171
I know because a real player
would have moved on
336
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,939
and not cared
about your feelings.
337
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,998
See, that...
that's Derwin's problem.
338
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,867
He cares about
everybody's feelings.
339
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,905
He want everybody to like him.
340
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,941
He got that...
that nice boy syndrome.
341
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,446
And you wanted a nice boy.
342
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,550
So, go on and go back to him.
343
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,322
Have yourself a nice life,
344
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,091
have yourself some nice
corny-ass kids.
345
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:11,186
Now, if you'll excuse me...
346
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,334
I'm going to go upstairs
before I start my period.
347
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,966
Thanks, Malik.
348
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,544
I mean, after the Chamillionaire
endorsement, Melanie,
349
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,841
it was like everything
just started coming my way.
350
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,214
Like, whoa.
Oh, yeah.
351
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,341
I saw your, um... your
Roc-a-Wear ad in Vibe.
352
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,048
Okay, wait
a minute, Mel.
353
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,020
Since when do
you read Vibe?
354
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,318
Since I've been
living with Tasha.
355
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,049
It's like our
Newsweek.
356
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,115
(both laughing)
357
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,922
Newsweek--
I can see that.
358
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,064
I can see that.
359
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,996
What?
360
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,558
Too much sake?
361
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,101
What was it about Drew?
362
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,043
(sighs) Oh, Mel, come on,
let's not talk about her...
363
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,209
No, Derwin, I want to hear.
364
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,108
I mean, was she
365
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,640
more attractive,
366
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,305
sexier, more interesting,
more fun to be with?
367
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,405
No, Mel, that's not
even possible, okay?
368
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,547
You are it for me.
369
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,152
I guess...
370
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,357
I got caught up
in the fame a little bit.
371
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,659
It went to my head and I just
started smelling myself.
372
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,491
MAN:
Excuse me.
373
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,027
I'm sorry, buddy.
I don't autograph during meals.
374
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,663
Do you do dessert?
375
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,997
Oh, damn, man, I'm sorry.
376
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,495
Mel, you see
how I'm tripping?
377
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,667
Wow.
378
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,135
Baby, look, Melanie,
I have learned my lesson.
379
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,175
I'm willing to work
harder now, okay?
380
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,605
Mel, I want us again.
381
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,246
And us is the only me I know.
382
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,991
Look, I'm having a good time
with you, Derwin, okay?
383
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,188
And I'm even glad I came,
384
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,660
but this is...
this is a first step for me.
385
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,990
And I'm going to need
some time and space.
386
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,057
Mel, I already know.
387
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,695
But I want to show you
how committed I am to you.
388
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,370
To us.
Derwin...
389
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,469
the more you try and rush me,
390
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,341
the further I'm going
to pull back, okay?
391
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,140
It just...
it doesn't feel genuine.
392
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:13,110
Yeah. It doesn't feel
genuine, huh?
393
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,276
Yeah.
394
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,075
I hear you, Mel.
395
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,047
(nervous chuckle)
396
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,215
I know exactly what
you're talking about.
397
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,223
All of a sudden,
I have to go pee.
398
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:28,002
* Teach me how to love
399
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:32,168
* Show me the way to surrender
my heart *
400
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,229
* Girl, I'm so lost
401
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,967
* Teach me how to love
402
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:41,174
* How I can get
my emotions involved *
403
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,508
* Teach me...
404
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,712
Hey, what's happening, man?
405
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,013
Hey, so it's time?
406
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,075
No, man, it's off.
407
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,183
Aw, I'm sorry.
408
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,554
Oh, wait a minute.
You didn't do
409
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,081
nothing stupid again, did you?
410
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,087
Almost. But it's cool,
it's cool, man.
411
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,549
I think we're back on track.
412
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,116
Give me like another
six months,
413
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,755
I'm going to be doing
this proposal again.
414
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,759
Oh, that's what's up,
that's what's up.
415
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,060
Hey, but dig it, hey, yo,
416
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,332
I'm gonna need my check today,
though.
417
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,102
Yeah.
But...
418
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,130
Today.
419
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,104
But M-Melanie...
No, I got you.
420
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,203
I feel you, but... today.
421
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,369
Would you like more sake?
422
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,744
Oh, no, thank you.
423
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:17,112
I'm just waiting
for my... boyfriend.
424
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,275
(phone rings)
425
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,124
Sorry, miss.
No cell phones.
426
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,250
Oh, I'm sorry.
427
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,686
Sorry.
428
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,690
(sighs)
429
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,133
(grunts)
430
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,742
(scoffs)
431
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,204
DREW:
Thanks for your e-mail.
432
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,837
It meant a lot to me.
433
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,611
It's good to know
I still mean something to you.
434
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,241
I'll call you later.
435
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,276
Drew.
436
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,292
(snoring)
437
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,072
(snoring continues)
438
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,818
(grunts)
439
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,358
Girl Melanie?
440
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,690
What...
441
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,794
Shh...
What the hell?
442
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:17,596
I know the Malik Wright...
the ladies' man stuff
443
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,400
just isn't all
talk, was it?
444
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,795
Oh, you serious.
445
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,267
(sighs)
446
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,336
I'm only gonna be a gentleman
for about 30...
447
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,406
20 more seconds.
448
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,453
Come on, Malik, you wanted
to get Derwin jealous.
449
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,810
But... (moans)
450
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,817
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
451
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,619
Come on, girl,
I know this is about Derwin.
452
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,622
Forget him, Melanie.
453
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,753
Think about yourself.
454
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,218
You're not going to feel good
about this in the morning.
455
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,157
Don't worry about
my feelings.
456
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,364
I'm a grown woman.
Mm-hmm.
457
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,856
Yes, mm-hmm, you are.
458
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,397
Okay, okay, Melanie, whoo.
459
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,343
Okay, girl, I'm telling you,
it's going down to Chinatown.
460
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,209
You...
461
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,238
Melanie.
462
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,772
You don't want to do this, okay?
463
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,938
I don't want to do this.
464
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,646
Very much.
465
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,508
Come on, Malik.
466
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,717
Just do this for me, okay?
467
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,319
I just want to feel better.
468
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,351
Melanie, do you hear yourself?
469
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,646
What's happening to you?
470
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,157
(sighs)
471
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,655
I don't know anymore.
(door opens)
472
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,263
What the hell
is all of this stu...
473
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,555
Oh.
Oh, Med School.
474
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,367
I knew this was a bad idea.
475
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,340
I'm sorry.
476
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,968
I am so sorry.
477
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,212
And I'm sorry for you, but I
have done all I can for you.
478
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,977
This ain't gonna work, baby,
479
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,308
because we all can't get
caught up in your mess.
480
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,305
I know.
481
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,447
I don't know. What am I doing?
482
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,182
This is so stupid.
483
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,859
You done lost
yourself, Melanie,
484
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,988
lost yourself in
this world, honey.
485
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,334
It's time you
call your parents.
486
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,698
I'm sorry.
487
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,870
Hey, what's
going...
488
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:03,539
No.
489
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,870
Melanie... I loved you.
490
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,835
It was supposed
to be us.
491
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,490
This ain't
over, Malik.
492
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,564
* Sent from Heaven...
493
00:20:29,614 --> 00:20:34,164
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