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Previously, on The Game...

Hey, there's Derwin.

What do he think he doing?

Talk to you later, all right?

Cool. All right.

You're messing up, boy.

You guys saw Drew's video.

Look, I know it looks like something's going on,

but it's not.

I want us to talk.

Talk about what?

About us getting married.

Melanie wants me to propose to her again.

Okay. Well, isn't that what you wanted?

No!

Hope it was worth it.

I have to tell Melanie, man.

It's about Drew.

About Drew? Wha...

Okay, after the video, we started texting each other

and talking to each other on the phone.

Derwin, you look me in the face right now

and tell me you didn't sleep with her!

No. I wouldn't do that to you.

I know you and Drew slept together.

So... I guess the only person who doesn't know is me.

Huh, Derwin?

Mel.

Mm.

Just so we're clear...

...it's over.

What you looking at?

Low-self-esteem bitch!

Okay, you need to back the hell up.

You know, not that you owe me anything, but damn, I am another black woman.

(scoffs): Barely.

Oh, don't let the bougie fool you,

'cause I will whup your... Your what? You will what?

DERWIN: Melanie! Mel!

Melanie! Mel! Get out of my face!

No!

Keep him.

Mel! You know,

I hope you wore a condom with that skank!

Hey! Actually,

I hope you didn't, 'cause you deserve whatever you get!

Mel. Melanie. The quicker you get me

the hell up out of here, the better for all of us.

Baby, I'm sorry. Oh, you can't be serious!

Look, boo, I wanted to tell you everything...

You're a coward, Derwin!

You lied to my face and brought me here,

knowing you had sex with her!

Code three, we have a player who cheated on his girl.

She's just finding out.

Get that Toyota Camry up here fast, fast, fast. Leave me alone!

Mel, just-just calm down.

Don't tell me to calm down!

Church boy. (mocking laugh)

All that falling on your knees, praying.

You're a hypocrite!

Look at you, with your stupid do-rag,

(laughter) and your clown suit,

looking like a damn Chicago two-step champion!

(laughter, groans)

Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, Melanie, okay?

'Cause you're not so innocent yourself.

You know what, baby, I wanted to marry you. Oh, shut up!

And take it!

I'm tired of hearing how I turned you down

because I needed to study!

Well, damn, you need to study that much,

then maybe you're not supposed to be a doctor.

What did you just say? Come on.

You weren't supportive, Melanie.

You know it and I know it.

Baby, from day one, you fought being here.

Here we go. You fought... you fought the Sunbeams!

And you fought the fact that I'm a professional football player!

Okay, okay, Derwin messed up!

But she was there for me, Melanie.

Where were you? I was in a relationship!

And where was your punk ass?

In bed with somebody else.

MAN: Ma'am, your car is here.

Mel, please... I gave up everything for you!

Yeah, and I gave you a ring!

Baby, I'm the one paying for your tuition!

Hell, I'm the one who bought you this car you drivin'!

Oh, yeah. (scoffs)

You did.

Punk ass!

Mel! Let's just talk.

Mel, the car!

(car crashes, people gasp, car alarm blares)

Ouch! Excuse me, excuse me.

What'd I miss?

Just-just tell the driver I'm wearing a copper dress.

Yes, copper!

Uh... somewhere on Sepulveda,

down the street from the Angeleno Hotel.

No, I can't go back there.

Just have them find me down the street--

(horn honks)

Med school!

Please hurry.

I have some backstabbers following me.

Kill the dramatics.

Melanie, come on, get in the car.

That look might have worked in the club,

but outside, it screams hooker.

You know what, I knew something was up when you guys drove

all the way down to San Diego to check up on your... girl.

Uh-uh, was she doing me?

Is that how I sound?

Melanie, we tried.

Yeah, to make me look like I was the one

that was messing up my relationship

when you knew he was screwing around with Drew.

Okay, look, in our defense, we weren't a hundred percent.

So we didn't want to say anything just in case

we misinterpreted his hand on the nape of her ass.

Oh, what else would it be, Tasha?

Look, I don't know, okay,

and I'm really not used to you yelling at me

and impersonating me like this.

You know what?

I thought we were friends.

We ar friends.

We love you.

Tell her, Tasha.

Yeah, yeah, all that.

Okay, but we can't go causing commotion.

Now Derwin is important to the Saber organization.

I don't give a flying...

You know what?

I'm just glad I found out where your loyalties lie.

Sunbeam sisterhood my ass.

You know, somebody really should've got out.

Run after her at least.

DERWIN (on recording): You're not so innocent yourself!

You know, I wanted to marry you. Here, it is. Ooh!

Damn, he got the Drew slapped out of him. (Jason laughs)

Yo, Malik.

Seriously, dawg.

You look at it this way.

This entire spectacle, dawg, has taken

the unwanted attention away from that red suit you got on.

(laughing)

Yo, Malik, bro, okay?

Not now. All right, all right, all right, all right.

BOTH: Hey, Malik.

Hey, ladies.

What's up, mama?

Hey, look, all jokes aside, man, this is a serious moment.

I'm going to be serious with you, for real.

What time does Steve Harvey need his suit back?

Yo, yo, yo.

I told you not now.

Negro, have you lost your mind?

What's good, man? Hey, hey, hey, D, D, D.

You already lost your girl, don't lose your life, man.

He's from the streets-- who knows what

he's got in his trunk, so let's just...

Oh, no, bro, I ain't got to do a damn thing.

Girl Melanie's on the open market now, who's got next?

Hey, hey, hey, whoa, yo, yo, yo.

Why you pushing me, man? Get off!

Hey, hey, hey.

All right, that was foul, Malik.

Yeah, I know, dawg. That was foul.

Although it's a good question, I mean, she's single,

she's attractive, she's vulnerable.

If there was ever a time to try to... (whistles), I would...

You crossed the line with that, Malik.

That was foul!

This can't be happening to me, man.

Look, man, I know it seems bad now,

but it's not really over.

You just, you give...

nah, yeah, no, this is pretty much the end.

Yeah.

(sighs)

(sighs) You think she's dead?

Could be.

You know they never report when a black woman dies.

Wow, how could you make even this moment racial?

Hello, I'm Tasha Mack, racial investigator.

(both laughing)

(knocking)

Oh, my God, thank you.

There she is.

Mm-hmm.

I wasn't really expecting an all-out city search,

but come on, bitches.

I've looked harder for my keys.

I could've been dead.

"Bitches"? You know, you could have been dead for real.

Oh, Tasha, stop it.

Sweetie, we're really excited to see you. Mm.

Trust me when I say we were drunk with worry. Mm-hmm.

You don't look homeless.

Now, where you been?

In L.A., with a college friend.

Mm...

And now you're back to work things out with Derwin?

Two days out there without him was rough, huh?

It's okay if you want him back.

She better not want him back.

Hey, I am all for making him pay.

But I don't think she should walk away.

They clearly love each other and better he mess up now

than after they get married.

This way she can guilt him into all kinds of stuff.

Did that work for you, Kelly?

You think Jason wanted this big house?

Look, I say once a cheater, he's always going to cheat.

That's not true.

Jason got it out of his system.

Why do you think we only have an above-ground pool?

Look, I don't need your advice, okay?

I need you to get my things.

Well, all I got is advice.

I don't want to see Derwin.

And the way I figure it,

my exit strategy wouldn't involve this hiccup,

had you two booze bags told me

he was cheating on me in the first place.

Okay, you going to call me one more name

and this is going to be over.

All right, we're your friends.

We owe you.

Mm-mm. I do not get involved in domestic squabbles.

That's how people get shot.

Or grazed.

JASON: For real, dude, the bandage,

it makes you look like you caught a bullet in your face.

Whatever, bro, this right here

is going to help my case. Let it go, man.

For what? 'Cause we don't need this right now.

I'm dropping my case.

Listen, me and you were jerks.

We talk too much trash and, as funny as that trash may be,

sometimes we deserve to get punched in the face.

We didn't order these, partner. Yeah, yeah,

and take it off the bill 'cause we're not paying for it.

Matter of fact, comp the meal for our inconvenience, thank you.

We already comp you, Mr. Pitts.

Oh, well, then there's wiggle room

for taking care of my parking.

Look, these are for him--

from his biggest fans.

Wow.

Literal translation.

Yeah, man, it's been going on

ever since he kissed Renee on national television.

It got Most Viewed on YouTube.

Hey, man, you a fat girl's dream.

Well, second dream.

Right, right.

But, I mean, actually it's cool, though, right, Malik?

I mean, you always had a fetish for big girls.

What, what are you talking about, man?

You know you used to like all them sitcoms.

Facts of Life, Give Me a Break, Roseanne.

Those are all classic sitcoms.

All right, damn, whatever. I like 'em big. So?

DERWIN: For real.

What's it like being with a big girl?

'Cause I'd imagine it's like being in a moon bounce.

Whatever, dawg. It's like this.

I like being with big women

'cause they the opposite of me. They soft.

Right, like a moon bounce.

Boy, shut up, you work for me.

You know, truth be told, Kelly's mom is a biggum.

That's why I put a "no-fatty" clause in our pre-nup.

Actually,

Malik has classical taste.

I mean, this obsession with the waif-like figure's

only a recent phenomenon.

For centuries the Rubenesque female form

was the standard of beauty.

Right. (scoffs)

So stop hating on a brother for liking Ruben-ass women, Jay.

Oh, oh, oh!

We forgot her hair-care product.

And? And?

The one thing I've learned is that a black woman

can't be separated from her product.

Oh, look, forget that, girl.

I don't want to be here when Derwin gets here.

We've got to save her hair.

The last thing a woman wants is to break up

and then look to' up.

Okay, after today, you need a break from me.

Come on.

(sighs)

TASHA: Oh, hell.

What are you all doing?

Derwin, the film you're starring in is called The Cheat.

And unfortunately, we've been cast as the supportive friends

taking out your ex-girlfriend's stuff,

because she can't bear to see your deceitful face.

And... action.

Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You aren't going anywhere with this stuff. Okay, wait.

Just so you know, I'm strapped with pepper spray,

so you might want to step to the left.

Go ahead and spray me, then, Tasha.

You can't hurt a dead man.

Aw!

(clicks tongue)

He's hurting.

Oh, well, maybe if your name was Jesus,

you could help, but it ain't.

Come on.

Oh, Kelly, I messed up bad.

Oh, Derwin, it's okay.

No, it's not.

Look, this is no different than Ike wanting sympathy

after he beat Tina's ass.

I bet Ike was abused as a child.

(Tasha scoffs)

Were you abused as a child?

Where's Melanie going?

Is she going back home?

None of your damn business.

Now come on, Kelly.

My allegiance belongs to my Sunbeam sister,

but the fact that you teared up is duly noted.

Yo, it's not over, Kelly.

Melanie and I have been together way too long

and been through way too much.

My baby is going to walk through... through that door,

and we're going to fix it.

We're all rooting for you.

Don't speak for me.

Ladies, I...

I guess I didn't make myself clear.

You guys aren't going anywhere with her stuff.

You ain't got to shoot me twice...

Way to fight for your girl.

Diabetes, high blood pressure, gout,

uh, trouble finding cute jeans,

lotions become a major expense.

But you just spent 20 minutes listing the cons.

What are some of the pros of dating a big woman, Tee Tee?

Okay.

(clears throat)

Okay. Uh...

Yeah, this is going to be a little harder, man.

If you don't find some pros real quick,

your ass is going to be homeless.

(scoffs)

All right, look, they're usually cute in the face, right?

Mm-hmm.

Typically jolly.

You know? Really?

Um, great parking, 'cause you know, Hmm.

them handicapped placards--

you can just pull right in front. Yeah, so...

So this is a joke to you, huh?

Is this funny to you, Tee Tee?

No, man, I'm just saying.

What are you saying?

I'm just saying that it's not healthy.

What's going on?

Ooh, and what smells so good?

Man, Malik got outed for liking fat girls,

so the offensive line sent over this basket

of fried foods and delectables.

But mostly fried foods.

Oh. Okay, well, I get the hot wings,

but what's up with the leopard picnic blanket?

Mom...

Oh, Lord. Oh!

Mom, it's one thing for me to be a joke, all right?

I don't mind that.

But I don't want these girls to be a joke.

I don't want Renee to be a joke.

She ain't a joke to me, Ma.

Damn, I had a good fat joke, too. Oh, come on now.

No, I'm going to stall you out, baby,

'cause that was really sweet what you said.

Well, sweet ain't helping this situation right now.

Come on, you're Malik Wright.

You're your own man.

You don't follow the trends, you set them.

Okay? It may take a minute

for the rest of the world to catch on, but they always do.

So, just remember, do you.

Huh?

That's what's up, Ma.

Down here listening to this fool.

(laughs)

Ooh, I thought of another pro.

Actually, no, it's a con. My bad.

(door opening)

Oh, thank you, God.

I've come to get my stuff.

Mel, we need to talk.

What is there to say but bye?

Baby, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry

for trying to flip the script on you the other night.

I-I... I don't know what that was about.

Except you were leaving...

Boo, my whole life flashed in front of my eyes.

The girls said they packed my things.

Oh, come on, Melanie.

Come on, Mel.

Can you help me with my stuff?

Baby, you think I let this-this world...

No, no.

I know, I let this world get me away from who I am.

You know, the praying and the Bible studying,

and the going to church more regularly.

You know what? I'll just come back when you're not here.

No, Mel! Talk to me.

Hit me, spit on me, do something.

Baby, just talk to me, please.

You're not even worth it.

It's over.

No, it's not, Mel.

Oh, my God, Derwin!

Melanie, you all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You get your stuff? No.

Man, what the hell are you doing here?

Huh? And you-- I know you didn't waltz your ass up in my house!

Um, there's probably two large black suitcases in the bedroom.

Look, Derwin, we just want to get her stuff

and get her out of here.

You ain't taking her stuff, man.

(gasps)

Oh, boy, you better get your hands off of me.

Or what? You're going to stay hemmed up?

You got him?

I got this.

Man, you ain't got nothing!

Look, the more you struggle, the more it's going to hurt.

Trey, Trey, don't hurt him, please.

Ain't nobody hurt. Nobody hurt.

Yo, just get Mel out of here.

Come on, Mel, let's go.

You don't want to see this.

You better get your hands off me, boy.

Look, look, it's not personal.

All right? We just want to get Melanie out of here.

I hope you have a good season.

(door slams)

(panting)

Damn it!

(phone clatters)

MAN: Fat Burger-- Malik and Mo'nique, take one. Action!

Okay. Okay.

Fat Burger, now open even later.

Malik Wright says embrace that midnight snack.

Mmm! And the women who love it.

Mmm! 'Cause skinny bitches never eat after 6:00.

(laughing) Cut!

Okay, okay, okay, y'all, I'm crazy. Let's get it right.

Stop trying to rub my ass, Malik.

You're making me nervous.

No, you're trying to rub my ass. I... It's a...

That's why we can't say it right. Now come on.

Don't put your hands on my ass, Malik, okay?

I got you. Yeah, okay.

Now if you're going to do it, do it right. Okay.

Don't just swipe it, you got to grab it. Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's do it. Take two, come on.

(beep) Action.

And the women who love it.

(giggling)

'Cause skinny bitches don't eat. Ever.

(laughing)

I didn't know you was a chubby chaser.

Yeah, baby. I appreciate that.

Okay, we going to do it right.

Okay, come on, let's get it right.

Take two, take it.

(beep) Okay, roll sound, roll camera.

And the women who love it.

Mmm. 'Cause skinny bitches don't eat. Ever.

(laughing)

All right, y'all. Y'all know I ain't right. I'm crazy.

Okay. Come on now, let's do it for real.

Let's do it for real.

All right, we ready? Mama gotta get home.

Stop smacking, sugar, that's not cute or sexy or nothing.

Okay, cool, I'm just checking my mouth.

Okay, but-but be cool with that, okay?

I got you, okay. Now wait a minute. You ready?

All right, be sexy when... I'm nervous,

Get it together. Okay. Let's go again, people.

Okay, okay, okay, y'all, I'm crazy. Let's get it right.

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