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For real, are you okay?
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I'm cool.
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-Drew.
-Hmm?
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Jewel needs you to try on
your red carpet dress.
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You know what,
can you give us a minute?
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-Sure.
-Thanks.
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All right, talk to me.
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Nah.
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You don't want to hear it.
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(sighs)
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I... I don't know.
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Like, Melanie, Melanie wants
me to propose to her again.
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Okay, well, isn't that
what you wanted?
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No.
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All right, I wanted
her to say yes
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when I asked
her, and mean it.
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Like, why does she
suddenly want me now?
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You know, an hour ago,
okay, she didn't want
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to come up and celebrate
with me, talking about
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"I ain't got nothing to
wear," and blah, blah, blah.
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Hmm, well, I get that.
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I mean, no offense,
but your girl was rocking
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the bridge and tunnel look
at my release party.
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(both chuckle)
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No, look,
Derwin... for real.
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When a woman says
she has nothing to wear,
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what she's saying is
"Buy me something."
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And I did!
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An engagement ring and a
brand-new Toyota Camry.
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All right, look.
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I've got an idea.
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I'm only going to wear
two of these dresses,
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so whichever one makes me look
fat, you can give to Melanie.
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You're crazy.
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I'm serious.
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I'm going to try them on,
so you wait, all right?
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I have some good news.
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-Melanie's coming up?
-Oh, God, no,
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I don't know what's going on
with that mess.
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But guess who worked
her business magic
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on two new
prospective clients?
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And by business magic, you
mean your string bikini?
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Yes,
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I admit, that's how
their interest was piqued,
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but once I got them
to focus on my eyes,
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I asked them
if they were happy
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with their representation.
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I encouraged
their complaints.
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Then, when they were
softened up,
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I convinced them that
they could be better served
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at a boutique agency.
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Damn!
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Where'd you learn all that?
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Oh, from those
three women down there.
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They're call girls.
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I just adapted their
sales pitch to our business,
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which I found really wasn't
all that different.
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(both laughing)
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Now all you need to do
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is sleep with those two guys
tomorrow and seal the deal.
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Kidding!
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Look, congratulations on your
first commission, Kelly Pitts.
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Really?
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Kidding.
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See, it ain't funny when
it's about your money.
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Okay?
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(chuckling)
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Oh, hey, hey, we're back.
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I'm Jason Pitts.
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I'm standing outside
the Hotel Angeleno
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with my boy from the Houston
Texans, Travis Johnson,
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and basketball what,
superstar, Rick Jones,
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who obviously knows
how to arrive in style.
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Is there another
way to arrive?
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I can't think of one.
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Hey, your wheels are spinning
all by themselves.
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That is...
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let the boys and girls
at home see those.
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Wow, they're so shiny.
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How much you pay for those?
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20 "G"s.
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$20,000 for some rims.
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Wow.
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Now I understand
why you're having
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so many problems paying
child support.
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(laughs)
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Uh, I mean,
I've had a few...
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Hold up, Rick,
that's my producer.
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What?
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I know, right.
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(laughing)
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This guy.
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Yo, Drew, what's up?
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What's taking so long
with this one?
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Okay, I need some
catwalk music.
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(sighs)
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(beat-boxing)
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You are crazy.
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* Drew Sidora
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* So sexy, y'all. *
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(falsetto humming)
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You like that?
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I do.
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You go, girl.
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Okay, I'm going
to sweat, shoot.
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Okay, I need
to take this off.
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-Can you unzip me, please?
-Yeah.
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Thank you.
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(sighing)
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So wow, DeShawn, 40 home
runs this year, huh?
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120 RBIs.
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You're giving A-Rod a
run for his money, huh?
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Well, with God on my side,
I'm trying.
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I feel so truly blessed...
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Yeah, yeah, amen, amen.
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Hey, since you and
God are so close,
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maybe you can ask him
who his barber is.
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Excuse me?
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I'm just-- I don't know
what is going on up there,
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and I don't know if
dreads are the right call
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when you're rocking
that much forehead.
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Am I right, America?
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(groaning)
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I'm fine, I'm good.
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That's not cool,
that was not even cool, man.
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Drew, what's going on?
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We've only got five minutes
to get you to sound check.
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DREW:
Uh, just a second.
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This is ridiculous.
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Okay.
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Hey, uh, Derwin was just
helping me pick out a dress.
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Right.
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It looks better
right side out.
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Hey, uh, Drew,
I'll see you later.
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Excuse me.
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Hope it was worth it.
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Did you wear a condom?
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-Yo, J, come on.
-Did you?
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Yes, yes.
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I can't believe you, Derwin.
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I loved you.
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And this...
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this is how you repay my love?
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By...
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and cluck, cluck, cluck, and
bawk, bawk, bawk, and scene.
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And that is your life
if you run home
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and tell that girl you cheated.
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Thank you, thank you.
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-I'm trying to talk to you, and
you got jokes. -(chuckles)
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I have to tell
Melanie, man,
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'cause if I don't, everything
we do from this point on
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will be a lie.
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Do you think
I'm related to Melanie?
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Why you telling me
this crap?
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You and I both know
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the only reason
why you want to tell her
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is to make yourself
feel better,
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to ease your own guilt.
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Look, you going
to cheat on Melanie again?
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Never.
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I love Melanie.
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Funny thing is, right
after having sex with Drew
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is when I felt
it the strongest.
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Ooh, that's, uh...
that's special.
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Do they make a card for that?
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Yeah, yeah,
I think it's right next to
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"Sorry, I cracked your sister,
she was hotter."
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Dude, keep your mouth shut.
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Melanie's always
told me the truth.
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No matter how hard
the truth was, J.
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That's why I love
that girl, man.
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And I owe her the same.
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Melanie's the hands
that I catch with
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and the legs that
I run with, dog.
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She's a part of everything
that makes me me.
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Wow, Derwin, great stuff.
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She's still going to dump you
cold, but seriously, really,
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that's, uh...
that's good stuff.
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Why would you make fun
of DeShawn's braids?
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Come on, Kelly,
you've seen the guy.
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He looks like a gecko
with dreads.
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Well, that gecko makes
$9 million a year.
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-My cut of the commission would
have been $50,000. -What?
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Baby, you should have started
the conversation with that.
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So you'll fix it?
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No, 'cause I'm actually
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going to make more
money suing the bozo.
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This isn't about money.
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This is about my career.
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Isn't that the point
of having a career?
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So you can make money?
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Jason, you will fix this.
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Kel, seriously, my lawyer said
I can't even talk to the guy.
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(whispering):
It's a real sensitive case.
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He's off limits, sorry.
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Well, until they sign
with Tasha Mack Management,
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something else will be
off limits around here.
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Oh, please, I can hold out
longer than you can.
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I wasn't talking
about sex, Jason,
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I was talking
about your coupon book.
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Hey, hey, woman!
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You better keep your little
mitts off my Penny Saver.
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(indistinct voices)
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Yo, Malik.
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We're going over to Mr. Chow's,
you heading over?
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Uh... yeah, yeah.
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Want to ride with us?
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Uh...
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Yeah.
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(door opens)
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Hey, Mel.
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I tried that thing
you do all the time--
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praying.
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And it works.
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Thanks for coming home.
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Baby, we need to talk.
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Look, Derwin.
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I know I've handled a
lot of things badly.
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-And so have I,
and that's why... -Derwin.
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Just...
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I really feel badly about
asking you to wait for...
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Melanie,
just let me finish.
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It's about Drew.
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About Drew?
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What about Drew?
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Okay, after the video,
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we started texting
each other
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-and talking to each other
on the phone. -(sighs)
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And...
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I hope you're not
trying to tell me
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what I think you're
trying to tell me.
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Okay, Melanie, listen.
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Oh, damn.
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God, I feel so stupid!
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You know, people were
telling me you're no good,
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but I defended your ass!
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God, you had me
up in her face,
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asking her for an autograph,
looking like a damn fool!
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Yet this whole time
you were sleeping with her?
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See, Mel?
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Ain't nobody say anything about
sleeping with nobody, baby.
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I just kissed her.
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Oh, you just kissed her.
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Derwin, you look me
in the face right now
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and tell me you
didn't sleep with her!
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Melanie...
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Did you sleep
with her, Derwin?!
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No.
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I wouldn't do that to you.
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Baby, I love you so much
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that I put a stop to it
before it went too far.
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-All right?
-Mm-hmm, okay.
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I don't want
to lose you, Boo.
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-All right?
-(ring tone playing)
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That better not be her.
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Hmm.
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"After-party tomorrow.
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"Need you in my jeans.
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Chamille."
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Now it's Chamille?
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00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,652
Who's Chamille, Derwin?
262
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,623
-Who?
-Negro, I didn't stutter.
263
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:34,793
Chamille Onaire?
264
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,022
Hey, hey, listen,
hold up, hold up.
265
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,926
Yeah, yeah, who's
Chamille Onaire?
266
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,559
That's Chamillionaire, Boo!
267
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,203
The after-party tomorrow,
he wants me in his clothes.
268
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,570
The clothing line,
baby, come on.
269
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,698
It's his clothing line.
270
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,065
(sighing):
Oh.
271
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,513
Come on.
272
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,469
Chamillionaire.
273
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,776
(sighs)
274
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,918
Look, Derwin,
I guess we both made
275
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,585
a lot of mistakes
this year.
276
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,863
Yeah.
277
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,302
I'm sorry for sending you
on a roller-coaster
278
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,270
with this engagement.
279
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,200
I was just worried about
losing myself in your life
280
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,967
that I didn't realize
I was sending you a message
281
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,337
that I didn't want
to be in your life at all.
282
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,183
I love you, Derwin.
283
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,285
That's why I want
to marry you.
284
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:44,491
And I want to be there
for every bit of this ride.
285
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,698
Including tomorrow night.
286
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,171
If that's okay with you.
287
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,301
(chuckles)
288
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:02,477
I probably got to check
with, uh, Chamille...
289
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,249
Onaire, is that
how you say it?
290
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,024
So you're not
going to leave me?
291
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,290
No.
292
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,619
Not over a kiss.
293
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,089
Uh-uh.
294
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,255
Mama didn't raise
no fool.
295
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,163
You have to wash
your mouth out with soap
296
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,225
before you can
kiss me again.
297
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,065
(chuckles)
298
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,981
(hip hop music playing)
299
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,238
(indistinct voices)
300
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,579
Yo, what's up, B?
301
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,959
You okay?
302
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,231
Yeah, yeah, fine.
303
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,130
Let's go...
304
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,302
get me a drink
and you a cranberry juice.
305
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,501
No matter how you say it,
Mel, it does not sound cool.
306
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,474
Excuse me.
307
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,013
This recognition is
not about the Saints.
308
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,409
It's about the city
of New Orleans.
309
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,240
MALIK:
Renee!
310
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,335
Girl, I've been
blowing you up.
311
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,076
What, you can't
answer your phone?
312
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,411
I'm trying to work, Malik,
get out of here.
313
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,305
Yeah, man, she's trying
to interview somebody
314
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,447
-that won an award.
-Okay, look, Shrek,
315
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,523
I'm over here trying to
take care of some business,
316
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,221
and I can't do that
with you over here
317
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,023
creating
unnecessary shade.
318
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,185
Danny, I'm sorry.
Can we do this a little later?
319
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,994
-Later.
-Sure. -Thanks.
320
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,126
Next time I see you,
321
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,130
you need take a hint
from your hairline
322
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,662
and grow the other way.
323
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,727
Boy, don't make me
call Tee Tee on your big ol...
324
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,096
Wait, wait, Renee.
325
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,896
Spare me the
excuses, Malik.
326
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,007
All right.
327
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,869
I was nervous about
being seen with you
328
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:41,977
because of your weight.
329
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,979
I admit it, I'm shallow.
330
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,811
Some might even say
I'm caught up,
331
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,805
but I like you
332
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,477
and I shouldn't
have stood you up.
333
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,716
I'm sorry.
334
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,292
What I'm trying to say is,
335
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,390
I want another chance
to do the right thing.
336
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,690
Ha!
337
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,286
I'm not a charity case.
338
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,028
And plus, don't
nobody want you.
339
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,534
You're a selfish,
arrogant, shallow...
340
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,866
-I already copped to that one.
-...mama's boy.
341
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,641
-I got it.
-No, you don't.
342
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,410
All I wanted to
do was go out--
343
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:15,539
not marry you, not have
your babies-- just go out,
344
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,635
and for once, be free
of my insecurities
345
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,047
about the way I look.
346
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,209
Baby, I love
the way you look.
347
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,848
It's society that's causing
me all these problems.
348
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,753
Girl, it's society's fault.
349
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,616
The way they pushing all these
standards of beauty on me.
350
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,756
I've fallen for that.
351
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,161
I'm... I'm the victim.
352
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:42,043
You pissed me off... but
you're cute and you're crazy.
353
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,643
I'm crazy about you, baby.
354
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:52,978
And that's it for this segment
of Women Love Sports, Too.
355
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,182
Uh...
356
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,815
was... was that all on TV?
357
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,019
Yeah, we're
live tonight.
358
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,847
Well, good.
359
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,118
Then they can get this.
360
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,586
(microphone bumps)
361
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:10,095
(cheering)
362
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,565
KELLY:
They look happy.
363
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:15,801
Mm-hmm.
364
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:19,365
Mm, and so do our
two new clients.
365
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,349
Hi, I'm Jason Pitts, and, uh...
366
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,518
Looks like
the hos are here.
367
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:33,118
Unfortunately, I'll be covering
this ESPY party all night.
368
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,493
Hey, don't forget
to flip your hair.
369
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,673
We did good, Kelly Pitts.
370
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,635
Yes, we did, Tasha Mack.
371
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,344
Hey, what's up, Dionne?
372
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,976
Hey.
373
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:58,980
Congratulations.
374
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,281
Aw, thanks.
375
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,583
Hey, wait a second.
376
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,375
You get that thing
worked out with Irv?
377
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:08,017
Oh, so now
that the deal is done,
378
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,764
you want to talk
about me and Irv?
379
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,389
Wow, here we go.
380
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,055
Yeah, here we go, Derwin.
381
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,203
You were a low-level
draft pick just...
382
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,632
You know what?
383
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:24,037
I don't need to remind you
about what I've done for you.
384
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,910
You know what I did,
385
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,878
so... I'm done with you.
386
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,553
Now let's see
how long your secret
387
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,779
stays a secret.
388
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,049
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
389
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,985
What secret?
390
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,990
Derwin, you proposed
to Melanie
391
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,533
on national television.
392
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,458
I turned that into
a great story.
393
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,325
Don't you think
that I could, uh,
394
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:54,073
take you and Drew Sidora
395
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,400
and turn that into
an even better story?
396
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,207
(chuckles)
397
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,368
Wow, Dionne,
398
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,706
see, now you just
making stuff up.
399
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,211
But I see it now.
400
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,413
You really need
to get a life.
401
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,505
You know what?
Cut the crap, Derwin.
402
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,177
Drew's stylist is
my sorority sister.
403
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,847
She was standing
outside the door
404
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:15,224
waiting for you two
to finish.
405
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,155
Not that it took you
all that long.
406
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,161
So this isn't hearsay.
407
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,933
I know you and Drew
slept together.
408
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:30,796
So I guess the only person
who doesn't know is me.
409
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,866
Huh, Derwin?
410
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,915
Mel...
411
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,491
Mm...
412
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,890
Just so we're clear...
413
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,934
It's over.
414
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:58,534
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