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(phone ringing)
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Hello?
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KELLY:
Hi, Derwin, it's Kelly.
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Is Melanie there?
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Mel, it's Kelly.
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Kelly?
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Kelly? What's wrong?
It's 3:00 in the morning.
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KELLY:
Sunbeam emergency.
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You know Karen Cahill
who lives in your building?
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Yeah, the bougie princess
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who always pretends
she doesn't know me?
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You have to let her stay
at your place tonight.
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-What? -Juvon threw her out
of their apartment with nothing.
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She didn't even get a chance
to grab her contact lenses.
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She's crying through her
natural eye color.
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Karen hates me.
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You're the Sunbeam president.
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Why can't she stay with you?
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Because I'm
the Sunbeam president.
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Look, it's just until the
executive committee can decide
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how we can help her.
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-But, Kelly, I really don't...
-No buts!
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There is a Sunbeam out there
who needs our help.
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We must be swift,
we must be steadfast,
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we must...
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(yawns)
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I got the sleepies bad.
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-Kelly...
-Night, night.
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(sighs)
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What was that all about?
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I agreed to have a girl
spend the night with us.
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Oh, yeah, sure,
when Kelly asks, it's fine.
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-Shut up.
-(chuckles)
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(sobbing)
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(sobbing continues)
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(sighs)
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Karen?
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(sniffling):
Yeah?
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How did you know my name?
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It's me, Melanie.
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From downstairs?
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And the Sunbeam meetings?
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Never mind.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'll be fine.
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Kelly Pitts is supposed
to be sending someone to get me.
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Uh, yeah, that would be me.
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(sobbing):
Oh, God.
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Juvon is tripping
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'cause I caught
a ride home with Damon.
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If Juvon had been there,
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like his jealous ass
was supposed to,
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then this whole fallout
could have been avoided.
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Well, you know how
you can get back at him.
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Instead of sleeping
on this uncomfortable sofa,
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you should check into the most
expensive hotel suite in town.
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Huh?
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I can't.
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That bastard cut up
my credit cards.
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(sobbing): And tomorrow's
the Michael Kors trunk sale.
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I would give you my invitation,
but they're all small sizes.
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I'm a two.
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I know.
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Look, um, I have an early class,
so good night.
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You're in school?
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That's right, girl--
be your own woman.
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Because you can't trust your
lying, punk-ass football player.
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Actually, mine's
a really good guy.
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Because when you moved here,
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he looked you deep
into your eyes and said "Ma"--
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no... "Boo"--
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your man looks like
the Boo type--
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"Boo, I will always have
your back."
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Well, yeah?
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Girl, you need to wake up
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and splash some reality
on your face.
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That's what Juvon told me.
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He promised that we would
always be together.
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And look at me.
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Crashing on the faux leather
sofa of a stranger.
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I'm Melanie.
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We partnered
in the Sunbeam CPR class.
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I gave you mouth-to-mouth.
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You gave me mono.
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I can't believe I was
with that clown for four years
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and I never made him put me
on his bank account.
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What kind
of ditzy broad does that?
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Even a ho is smart enough
to get paid, okay?
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But I'm sure a lot
of really good girlfriends
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don't make that a priority.
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A lot of really dumb ones.
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Look, don't worry.
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I'm sure the Sunbeams will come
through for you.
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I mean, Kelly, she takes this
kind of thing very seriously.
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Anyone else want a refill
before we talk about Karen?
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-Oh, no.
-I'm good.
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Okay.
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Karen Cahill, girlfriend
of free safety Juvon Glenn.
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Four-year relationship,
three of which were live-in.
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Put out last night at 2:36 a.m.,
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domestic squabble, no hitting.
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So, was she able to retrieve
any personal effects?
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Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah...
That's a negative.
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The clothes on her back
and the thong she rode in on.
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-Got it.
-Got it.
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So, she's requesting
the Silver Parachute package:
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two-bedroom apartment,
new wardrobe
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and the new Gucci carryall.
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-Oh! -You need to apply
for that, girl.
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(laughing):
Okay?
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I know, right.
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Okay, now, ladies, remember.
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As much as we want to help
every Sunbeam in distress,
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we have to use the rescue fund
judiciously.
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So there'll be enough
for the next woman
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whose man gets cut
or injured or caught
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with three hookers and two grams
of Colombian marching powder.
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Now, when you're up on
that stand, be strong, girl.
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Okay, let's open the floor
up for discussion.
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So that's it?
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She gets nothing?
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I'd hardly call
the Blue Parachute nothing.
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A check for a plane ticket home
to her family is very generous.
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So you're just going to pack
her up and send her home?
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That's just cruel.
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Why?
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Home ain't Iraq, is it?
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Sweetie, we might have been
more generous,
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but I checked, and, sadly,
Karen's attendance
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at Sunbeam meetings
was less than 20%.
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Not very Beamy.
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And the only benefit
she ever attended was
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our Halloween Hayride
for the Homeless.
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Good, 'cause she's going to be
needing some friends
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out on the street.
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Yeah, but I-I still don't think
that this is right.
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I mean, she gave up
her whole life for this guy.
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Hey, come on, rookie, don't
make her out to be the victim.
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Yeah, boy, the gold digger
rolled the dice and she lost.
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Craps! Next shooter.
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Yo, but they were together
for, like, four years.
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Pause. And?
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Man, any girl that's dating
a professional athlete is
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in it to win it.
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That's why you got to hit it
before she get it, okay?
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Well, yo, yo, check it, man.
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I don't even have to worry
about that, Big Dog,
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because I trust Melanie.
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It ain't about whether
you trust them.
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The only kind of trust
that matters is a trust deed
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or a trust fund, you dumb bunny.
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But is it dumb to trust
the man you love?
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Is it dumb to believe him
when he promises
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that he'll be there
for you no matter what?
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Seriously, I'm asking.
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Is it?
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I'm going to go out on a limb
here, and say that we may need
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to start fitting you
for a parachute of your own.
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Please,
I'll never need rescuing.
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Oh, good, so you're at least
on Derwin's checking account.
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Uh...
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The credit cards?
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Blockbuster card?
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Guys, it's not as bad
as it sounds, okay?
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Even if Derwin and I broke up,
which we won't,
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he had credit problems
in college,
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so my name's on the lease
for the apartment. I'm good.
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No, what you are is thick,
licked, and damn tricked.
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No, if we ever broke up--
which I reiterate, we won't--
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I'd get the place.
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And the bill.
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How you going to pay
$3,000 a month you don't have
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and med school, Med School?
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What am I supposed
to call you then?
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Trade School?
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Well, actually,
I don't pay for school.
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I'm sort of
on the Derwin Davis Scholarship.
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Please tell me
you got that in writing?
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Why would I? Who does that?
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We do.
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We don't like it, but,
hey, in this world,
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relationships are business.
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80% of marriages fail.
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And y'all just shacking up.
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That percent's got to be
in the hundreds.
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You're exaggerating
just to scare me.
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No, if I wanted to scare you...
I'd do this!
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Oh!
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Look, we women need to protect
ourselves.
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The guys protect themselves.
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Hell, Jason got me
to sign a prenup.
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Just slipped it in
right after sex.
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I slipped it in right after sex.
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She's like a dude that way.
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You see all that sneaking
that's going on over there?
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I can't be bothered
with all that.
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Boy, that's why the only woman
to touch my money is my moms.
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My mama didn't raise no fool.
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I love Malik,
but sometime he a damn fool.
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That's why I set up
the Malik Wright Foundation.
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It supports kids with learning
disabilities and whatnot...
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and me.
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What?
After all I did for him?
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I'll be damned
he throw Mama out in the cold.
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Wow, you two cats are cold.
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You know what, Melanie's
not like that, man. We're good.
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The only thing not good is that
girl sleeping on my damn couch.
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You know what? And since you two
got so much advice,
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can you advise me on how to get
Juvon to take Karen back?
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(laughter)
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Pause it, pause it.
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You big dummy.
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He ain't taking her back.
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That girl is foul.
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Man, every time I see her,
I see a woman who will do
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anything for some money,
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with her thong underwear
and them tattoos on her ass.
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Now give me her number.
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You guys think you have
Derwin's number,
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but he's different.
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And I can't ask him
to put my name on the account
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because of this
whole marriage thing.
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"Hey, Derwin, I don't want
to get married until later,
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but I want the money now."
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He'll think I'm a gold digger.
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Better than being a ditchdigger
when he kick your ass out.
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Or you could just marry
the guy already.
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Kelly!
I'm not ready to get married.
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And that doesn't solve
everything.
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It'll solve the problem
of you being out on your ass,
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like that hard-up heifer Karen.
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Do you even know how much money
your man has?
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No, because it doesn't matter.
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Derwin and I are forever.
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Well, you better hope so,
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because with all your
financial obligations
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and little snooty attitude
and them little frown lines,
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you ain't exactly
a prize anymore.
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See, right there, frown lines.
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Derwin, I'm home!
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Hmm...
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Oh...
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Oh, hey, you're home.
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What's up, Boo?
All right, talk to me.
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How'd it go at the Beamers?
Is Sleeping Booty off our sofa?
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Uh, yeah, tomorrow.
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They gave her
a plane ticket home.
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-That's what's up.
-What are you doing?
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I'm going to grab an apple.
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Wouldn't you rather have sex?
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Can't I have both?
252
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,216
(laughs)
253
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,430
So, why is my checkbook
in the pudding?
254
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,639
Pudding? We have pudding?
255
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,007
Oh!
256
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,275
(laughs)
257
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,543
Mmm.
258
00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,610
That's not pudding, it's mousse.
259
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,680
(sighs)
260
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:24,119
Derwin, I'm sorry.
261
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,454
I was just curious
about our finances,
262
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,359
but I-I didn't want you
to think I was snooping.
263
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,492
Come on, Mel,
why didn't you just ask me?
264
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,258
Well, because you were gone.
265
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,856
And you didn't think
I was ever coming back?
266
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,129
Well, I don't know.
267
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,468
(sighs)
268
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,232
Um, Karen's totally broke
269
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,241
because Juvon
didn't put her name
270
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,703
on any of their accounts.
271
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,472
(scoffing):
Well, that's them, Mel.
272
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:50,309
I know, but come to think of it,
it's us, too.
273
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:54,177
Baby, my name's not
on anything, either.
274
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,377
Um, that's because I thought
275
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,019
everything would work itself
out once we got married.
276
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,794
Right, I get that.
277
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,927
Yeah.
278
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,927
Would you like me
279
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,756
to put your name on the account?
280
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,765
-Thank you.
-All right.
281
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,038
Would you hurry up?
282
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,674
I don't want to be here
when Juvon gets back.
283
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,779
Just don't let me
forget my cookbooks.
284
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:22,942
You cook?
285
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,710
I was accepted
286
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,778
to the Culinary Institute
in Miami.
287
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,478
But guess who got drafted
by San Diego?
288
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,320
Yeah, well, you're preaching
to the choir.
289
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,985
I sacrificed Johns Hopkins
to be here for Derwin.
290
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,715
John Hopkins.
291
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,291
What team does he play for?
292
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,860
Never mind.
293
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:48,495
I gave up everything
for this clown.
294
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,968
I'm sorry.
295
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,271
Um, we...
296
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,069
Aren't we just
taking your stuff?
297
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,611
We are.
298
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,605
That's my deposit
for a new apartment.
299
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,807
And this is
my first year's tuition.
300
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,480
And this is for some shoes,
maybe a bag.
301
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,680
Karen.
302
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,421
He owes me, Madeline.
303
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,587
It's Melanie.
304
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,986
Mel-a-nie.
305
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,000
Melanie.
306
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,165
-(door opens)
-MAN: Let's roll.
307
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,002
DERWIN:
Yes, sir.
308
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,638
Yo, man, good lookin' out
on the pizza.
309
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:23,942
Yeah, no doubt.
310
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,674
Uh, D, you, uh,
want to check in
311
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,608
with your girl before
we hit the strip club?
312
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,814
No, man.
313
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,236
Melanie told me to talk to you.
314
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,280
She didn't say where, dog.
315
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,754
Know what I mean?
316
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,652
-(men laughing) -JUVON: That's
what I'm talking about.
317
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,054
-I'm gonna get my license.
-Yeah.
318
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,846
D, this is exactly
the stress-free night I need.
319
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,789
-Mm-hmm.
-Strippers.
320
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:41,894
Yes, sir.
321
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,215
JUVON:
You see, you never have to worry
322
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,930
about them using
you and bouncing.
323
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,532
It's a reciprocal business,
my brother, and I likes that.
324
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,204
So that's why you didn't put
Karen on your accounts, man?
325
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,463
You thought she'd leave you?
326
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,631
JUVON:
D, I'm not about to trick
327
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,669
and slide her in on my account.
328
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,344
How many touchdowns
did she score?
329
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,543
None.
330
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,744
So why should I let her
get full run of my loot?
331
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,636
-Oh.
-Dude, come on.
332
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,908
No matter how lovey-
dovey they act,
333
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,847
all they want is our money.
334
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:11,277
Not Mel. All she wants
is a clean pair of drawers.
335
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,391
Is this a joke to you?
336
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,063
I...
337
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,722
I mean, does she...
does your girl ever talk to you
338
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,229
about what she's sacrificed
for you?
339
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,291
Ooh, man, does she.
340
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,330
JUVON:
And...
341
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,064
weren't you all supposed
to get married?
342
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,330
Uh, nah, well, you know,
343
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,368
uh, Melanie wants
to wait a while.
344
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,642
Oh, yeah.
345
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,443
Dude, how do you know
she's really in love with you
346
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,135
and not just using you to get
to a higher-paid player?
347
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,738
DERWIN:
Nah, I don't know, J.
348
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,079
Melanie's not like that, man.
349
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,475
She doesn't even like football.
350
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,506
Oh, well, then what was up
with that thing
351
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,721
with her in the newspaper
with Trey Wiggs?
352
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,693
Yeah, my manager Irv said
the same thing.
353
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,015
Hmm, yeah.
354
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:53,090
Well, now me and Irv said it.
355
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,200
Let's roll.
356
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,426
(door closing)
357
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,766
So, does Derwin
have any jewelry?
358
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,774
Not enough to get me back
to Johns Hopkins.
359
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,407
That John must have really
put it on you, girl.
360
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,177
Hey.
361
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,479
What's up, Boo?
362
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,790
Hey, look what I got.
363
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,421
Mocha-choco-latte.
364
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,358
Yummy.
365
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,493
Um, did you happen
366
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,858
to get it from the place
by the bank?
367
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,857
Oh, yeah, the bank.
368
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,529
You know what, baby, I didn't
have time to make it over there.
369
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,869
By the time I was finished
with Juvon, it was way too late.
370
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,135
Oh, okay.
371
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,535
Well, I guess
you can get it tomorrow?
372
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,837
Mmm.
373
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,808
Yo, this ice cream
is good as hell.
374
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,377
Baby, you need to grab a scoop.
375
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,617
Oh, well, I'll just
get a bite of yours.
376
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,122
Boo, I bought a whole pint.
377
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,654
Yeah, but I just want a bite.
378
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,989
Seriously, Mel,
I don't want to share.
379
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,129
Well, at least
you're being honest about it.
380
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,292
What?
381
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,330
Oh, come on, Derwin.
382
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,704
You didn't go to the bank
383
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,802
because you don't want to
put my name on the accounts.
384
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,404
Damn, Mel, I just don't want
to share my ice cream.
385
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,897
Oh, don't bother lying, Derwin.
386
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,998
Karen and I were hiding
in the hallway
387
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,241
when you and Juvon were having
388
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,065
your sexist little
bonding moment.
389
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,881
You don't trust me, do you?
390
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,312
Well, not now that I know
391
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,247
you go around hiding in hallways
eavesdropping.
392
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,352
And, Mel,
don't put this back on me.
393
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,054
You didn't trust me first.
394
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,176
-No. No.
-Or you wouldn't have
395
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,321
been sneaking peeks
at my checkbook.
396
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,815
No, no, Derwin,
that's not true.
397
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,916
The proof was
in the pudding, Mel!
398
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,218
The proof was in the pudding!
399
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,061
It was mousse.
400
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,156
And while
we're on the subject,
401
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,898
there's a $50,000 deposit
that I knew nothing about.
402
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,474
Where did it come from, Derwin?
403
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,072
Where did it come from?
404
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,174
Oh, I see. You think
I'm holding out on you.
405
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,306
Oh, I don't know
what to think anymore.
406
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,342
Boo, it was my incentive money
for my contract,
407
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,577
which I told you about
before I first signed it.
408
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,712
But, you know, you don't listen
to me when I'm in front of you.
409
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,079
Only when you're hiding
behind walls.
410
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,817
Yeah, well, it wasn't my fault.
411
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:59,522
I had to hide, or you would have
known I was helping Karen steal.
412
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,886
You were out here stealing?
413
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,393
Woman, you done changed.
414
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,385
No, you've changed, Derwin.
415
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,058
-No. You. No. You, Mel.
-No. You. No. You.
416
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,927
-Don't tell me I've changed.
-You, yeah, you've changed.
417
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,926
I want everything you stole
back, or I'm calling the feds.
418
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,728
Call 'em,
and I'll make sure to tell them
419
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,000
where your glaucoma medicine
is stashed.
420
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,842
The only thing I took from
your sorry ass was my clothes.
421
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,036
She's my witness.
422
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,235
Girl, I know you took my chain.
423
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,950
You're gonna do some real time.
424
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,782
Jail would be way better
than living with your cheap ass.
425
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,449
You know, if you had bought me
a decent whip,
426
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:33,849
like the turbo-charged
Range Rover
427
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,920
with metallic dash
that I asked for,
428
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:39,128
instead of that cheap piece
of crap that's in the shop now,
429
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,492
I wouldn't have
to be riding home with Damon.
430
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,101
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
431
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,273
When did a Beamer
become a cheap piece of crap?
432
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,372
And it's only in the shop
'cause you wrecked it
433
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,644
trying to run me over,
434
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,771
talking about I was flirting
with the meter maid.
435
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,809
You were!
436
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,413
I know that wasn't a roll
of quarters in your pocket!
437
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,906
You know what? Forget all that.
438
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,907
You took that ride to get at me!
439
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,709
How could you do this to me?
440
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,581
Ain't nobody doing
nothing to you.
441
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,320
You are just putting me
through all of these...
442
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,188
Are you crying?
443
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,534
(voice breaking):
It's just that...
444
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,732
...you cut me deep, yo.
445
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:21,467
I mean, now what, Damon's going
to get a chance to beat it up?
446
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,244
Oh, baby.
447
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:28,044
You know you're the only one
I let pound on me.
448
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,545
Hey, okay, you know what?
449
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,224
Thanks for stopping by.
450
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,017
Damn, girl.
451
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,018
Did that booty get
bigger overnight?
452
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:48,060
Okay, thanks for stopping by.
453
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,057
I think that booty
deserves a new ride.
454
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,000
-Really?
-MELANIE: Wait.
455
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,565
That's it? After all this?
456
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,235
Girl, what happened to putting
your name on the accounts?
457
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,535
Well, that's all good,
but I'm getting me a Rover.
458
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,451
Oh.
459
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,152
Thanks for putting me up...
460
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,045
Just get out of my life,
and we'll call it even.
461
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,121
Later, dude.
462
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,159
All right, J, be good.
463
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,528
Whoa.
464
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,196
Okay, uh, Boo, I am putting you
on the account.
465
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,266
No, don't, Derwin.
466
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,604
-Mel, I...
-Derwin, we're fine.
467
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,038
Just like we were fine
468
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,872
before these two landed
in our lives.
469
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,108
No, baby, I'm gonna
do it, all right?
470
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,672
'Cause I do not want
to end up like them.
471
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,111
Derwin, we won't.
472
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,445
I'm not going to let this
world keep messing with us.
473
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,711
We know who and what
we are to each other,
474
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,180
and what our goals are.
475
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,450
Derwin, I didn't ask you
to put me on the accounts
476
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,048
when I decided to move
here to be with you,
477
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,890
and I don't need to do it now.
478
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,226
I'm fine.
479
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,132
We're fine.
480
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,503
All right, but if you ever
change your mind, baby,
481
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,073
you got to come out
and let me know, all right?
482
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,231
'Cause from this point on,
483
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,900
everything is gonna be
on the up-and-up.
484
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,068
Okay.
485
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,695
Mm.
486
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:09,241
So, um, at the strip club,
did you get a lap dance?
487
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:16,022
Hey, Mel, you know, let's
start this from tomorrow.
488
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,052
Mm-hmm.
489
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,716
Okay? It's just a cleaner start.
490
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,345
It's a cleaner start.
491
00:20:20,395 --> 00:20:24,945
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