All language subtitles for The Game s01e14 Pro Bowl Blues.eng

(laughter)

Michael Jackson's
fingertips.

MALIK:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Listen up, y'all.

Listen, listen. Seriously.

Now I know we didn't
get as far

as we wanted to this season,
but, y'all,

we still had a damn good year.

(all agreeing)

Right?

And next year, we all
going to have rings.

Oh!

Well, except those y'all
who get cut...

or fail your drug test or get
stabbed by your baby's mama.

(laughing)

I'm just saying.

Tomorrow's not promised, y'all.

But my $40 million contract is!

No, seriously, y'all.

Tonight, dinner's on me.

(cheering and applause)

JASON: I don't mean to steal
your thunder, dude,

but the bill's been
taken care of.

By who?

By my man.

Oh, we better check outside
for raining frogs,

'cause this may be
the apocalypse.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm aware I have a
certain reputation

for being fiscally
responsible.

-Tightwad.
-Cheap.

ALL:
Cheap.

All right, all right,
I know, I know, I know,

and I'm proud of it.

But somebody made me realize
that every once in a while

it's nice to show a
little appreciation.

Personally, I would
have appreciated it

if some of you hadn't ordered
double desserts-- Bob.

Sabers!

ALL:
Sabers!

All right...

Before we wrap this up,

I got a little presentation
to make.

The first annual...
(imitates fanfare)

Pittsey Awards.

Yes, yes.

honoring individuals

for outstanding achievement
both on and off the field.

First up...

to the rookie

who went from
head up his ass

to tearing up
the grass.

The "Drop It Like It's Hot"
Award goes to...

Derwin Dav...?

Is there a Derwin?

Right here.

(imitates dog barking)

That's my man, that's my man.

First of all,
I'd like to thank God

for making all things possible.

Big ups, G.

And to the girl I couldn't
have done this without.

Dionne. Where she at?

I'm just playing, Mel.

Yeah, it's all kicks and giggles
until somebody gets shot.

Yeah.

DERWIN: No, but seriously,
seriously, seriously...

Thanks for making
me shine, Boo.

Yeah, yeah, enough
of that, okay.

Oh, "The Most Likely to Cry
at the Drop of a Hat" Award--

Bob, you're up, my man.

Bobby!

Oh, oh, and now for a very
special award.

"The Most Likely to Open For
Kevin Federline" Award...

goes to our M.C.Q.B.
Malik Wright!

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

When I'm a real rapper,

I'm gonna have Melanie come back
and shoot all y'all.

(ring tone playing hip-hop)

Who 'dis?

Babe, you're a hit.

You were right-- I should have
done this a long time ago.

Don't you feel like
king and queen of prom night?

I will once I get you in
the back of that limo.

Hey, y'all, guess what
superstar quarterback

gonna be getting his lei
on in Hawaii?

I made the All-Star
Game... again!

(cheering)

Yeah, boy!

(ring tone playing "Moon River")

I bet that's your agent
with your call.

Yep.

Hang on a second, Bernie.

Uh, bottles of
Dom for everyone.

Oh, I must be drunk.

You know what, I'm gonna
put it on speakerphone

so you can hear
what you have

to look forward
to someday, rookie.

Go ahead, Bernie.

Yeah, bad news, J.

You didn't make
the All-Star Game this year.

(muffled laugh)

Wow, J, that speaker
is really clear.

What kind of
phone is that?

Relax, Kel, they obviously
counted the votes wrong.

Can't get a presidential
election right.

You think they can't
mess up an All-Star Game?

I'll have Bernie call

the Commissioner's
office in the morning,

get it all
straightened out.

I'm sure you're
right, babe.

But in the off chance
you didn't make it

because voters,
you know,

completely lost
their minds or something,

you want to talk about it?

I've made it the last
six years in a row.

I had a great season.
Nothing to talk about.

Except how much fun
you, me and Brittany

are going to have
in Hawaii.

And this year we're going
to do it up right.

Instead of flying straight
home right after the game,

we're going to have us
a real family vacation,

stay the whole
weekend, huh, hmm?

(laughing)

You coming up?

In a sec.

I just need to add "bikini
wax" to my to-do list.

Oh, me, too.

Tasha.

TASHA:
Hey, girl.

He still in denial?

Totally.

I don't know what to do.

He's convinced
it's a clerical error.

Well, honey, I'm sorry, me and
Malik feel real bad about it.

(fireworks exploding)

Are you shooting off fireworks?

Uh... no.

(explosions continue)

What just exploded
over my house?

Maybe Jason shot himself.

You better go check.

Malik, would you stop
celebrating

right over Jason's house.

Jason had his day, Ma.

This game is for the players
the fans want to see.

Like your boy.

That's true, baby.

-Only the créme de la créme.
-Yeah.

And Tasha Mack Management
is gonna be there in Hawaii

to skim the créme
off the top.

What?

You know I've been wanting
to get more clients,

and this is the
perfect opportunity.

There'll be so many top
athletes in one place,

it's going to be like
shooting fish in a barrel.

Bad way to fish, Ms. Mack.

Uh, Ma, I don't think

you should go this year.

You got a lot
to do around here.

I still ain't heard
about my spot on MTV Cribs

or my cameo on CSI.

And I got
some packages coming.

I need you here
to sign for them.

Malik, I got a cell phone.

And the Pitts can take
your packages.

They ain't going nowhere.

So what's really
going on here now?

Tee Tee, you
know something?

I don't want you taking
on any other clients.

It's a conflict
of interest.

And you know how out of
control selfish I am.

Now, you're just going to
have to deal with that.

I make the deals around here,

Malik El
Debarge Wright.

And that is one that I
am not signing off on.

Geez, Kel.

You got the place
lit up

like a damn boat show.

Oh, 70 degrees?

If you're that cold,
close the refrigerator.

-I just opened it.
-And why you need

all that light in there?
What, you planning on reading?

It wasn't a
mistake, was it, J?

No, no, it wasn't.

The mistake was opening up the
voting to the dumb-ass fans.

You're right.

What do they know?

Sorry I don't have
a sexy end zone dance.

Yeah, forget them if they don't
get how sexy the robot is.

Nobody breaks it and
fixes it like you do.

Oh, my God--
is that how I look?

Screw the fans.

We're going to go on a
family vacation anyway.

Grand Canyon,
Mount Rushmore.

I'm sure Brittany would love
to tour the wine country.

We're not going
on vacation.

Kelly, we may never
go anywhere again.

I got to regroup,
focus on my game

instead of letting you talk me
into spending

thousands of dollars
on vacations and dinners and...

store-bought apples.

You're wasting the whole yard
out there growing roses.

When was the last time
you ate a rose, Kel?

Jason, I know you're upset.

But try to remember how
good you felt last night

celebrating with our friends.

And what the hell
were we celebrating?

That we didn't make
the championship?

That we lost
the playoffs?

I didn't even play
in all the playoffs.

I left halfway
through a game

to go see you
in the hospital.

So what is this,
my fault?

It wasn't my robot dance.

What are you saying?

I'm saying no more
luxuries around here.

What luxuries?

Wha...?

Bottled water?

No, from now on it's tap.

And speaking of tap,

no more dance lessons
for Brittany.

No, she can robot
like the rest of us.

This was a great idea.

Yeah, girl,
you know how I do.

Well, you know how
I like to get done.

(egg timer dings)

Oops! Time's up, Mel.

Just-just five more
minutes, please.

No! I promised I'd help

keep you focused
on your studies.

Five minutes? Girl, please.

(knocking on door)

Whoever that is,
I'm going to get rid of them.

Kelly. Melanie
can't play right now.

She has homework.

Melanie, I really need
to talk to you.

Kelly, did you not hear me?

I haven't had any
good gossip all day.

Can't I just get
five minutes' worth?

You got three minutes, woman.

Then it's back
to the books, Mel.

Hey, uh...

Med School,
I need to talk to you.

Kelly Pitts, what
are you doing here?

I've been looking
all over for you.

I need your advice.

I have been
looking for you.

I need yours.

So wait. Nobody really
wanted to talk to me?

Girl, now, you know
you're the last resort.

KELLY:
Come on.

We need wine for this.

Boo, why don't you
just put them out?

'Cause it's obvious
you're not needed here.

Jason's past denial.

Now he's blaming me.

MELANIE:
Come on. Please?

I think it's really
going to be good.

Okay, fine. I'm gonna go
to the comic book store.

But if it's good,
you best be sharing.

None of this girlie,
Sunbeam,

keep it in the circle,
I got my period crap.

I can't go back to
living cheap again.

Oh, girl, I'm so tired

of repeating myself.

Okay, now, as usual, you got
to stick to your guns.

You can't take
one step forward,

and then two steps back.

Stop letting that man
run your life.

Hell, I'm just going
to make you a tape.

So, catch me up.
What did I miss?

It'll all be on the tape.

So my turn.

I told Malik
I wanted to get more clients.

He told me he don't want me to
have any other clients but him.

Now, I don't want to lose Malik
as a client,

but if I wait until his career

is on the downhill slide
like Jason's...

Tasha, too soon.

Well, I'm just saying.

Look, if I don't
build my business now,

it might be too late
for me to even have a career.

What do I do?

-Well...
-Wait, wait, wait.

I think I got this one.

No, I've got nothing.

Now you see why we
don't come see you?

I do.

I really do.

Tasha, you and I are both
going to take your advice.

We're going to
stick to our guns,

and we're not going to
let men run our lives.

Hear! Hear!

And not only that.

We, as women, have to...

Damn!

Just clean up when you're done.

I've seen the light.

I am not going back
to living in the Dark Ages.

No more rinsing out
paper towels

or refrying refried beans.

I am sorry you didn't make
the All-Star game,

but I have tasted real crab,

and I am done with crab
with a "K."

I can't be the woman
I used to be.

And I need you to be the man
you were last night.

(sighs)

Those two people,
plus their daughter,

need a vacation.

Time together.

To reconnect.

Because, if this team
falls apart, it will...

Jason...

This isn't just about
not making the All-Star game.

Kelly, it's about
what that means.

It's the end
of my damn career.

-Don't worry, baby.
-What am I...?

Without football,
what am I going to do?

What am I going to do,
Kelly?

It's going to be okay.

If I could just have
three more solid years,

I swear I... I could walk away
with no regrets.

Sweetie, it's football.

No one knows how long
they're going to have.

Yeah, maybe not, but,

at 31, you know,
I'm on the downside.

Okay, so maybe you are,

But if you start mourning
your career before it's over,

you're going to
cheat yourself

out of enjoying all the
years you have left.

We have left.

Babe, we have to start
thinking about the future.

We can't be living
like kings.

We got a daughter
to put through college.

Retirement. You know how much
those retirement homes cost?

With our luck,

we'll probably live
to be 80.

Hell, you're white.
You'll probably live longer.

Jason, we could
live to 180,

and we'd still have
plenty of money.

But if...

going back to saving

is going to
make you happy,

then that's
what we'll do.

Only thing that
would make me happy

is if I could
play football long enough

to get a ring. I...

Then my career would
mean something, you know?

I'd definitely make it
to the Hall of Fame.

You may still
get those things.

But one thing you're sure
to have is a family.

Me and Brittany.

We're your legacy.

(fireworks exploding)

I hate those guys.

Okay, you're on the list.

Magic, Cookie.

All right.

Man, where these people
get these names from?

Tee Tee, what the hell?

What list?

And where you getting
magic cookies?

Oh, it's nothing, man.
Don't concern yourself.

What?

(phone rings)

Who 'dis?

Michael Vick is RSVPing
to what, now?

Yeah, I'll tell him.

That's Michael Vick
plus one? Cool.

Ma!

Tee Tee, why wouldn't
you tell me

Ma's throwing a party
in Hawaii?

Look, she made me sign a
nondisclosure agreement

with Tasha Mack
Management.

I've already said too much.

-Ma?
-Hmm?

I told you I didn't want
you to go to Hawaii.

Now you're going, and
you're throwing a party?!

It's actually more of a luau.

Do you know what
nondisclosure means?

Yeah, and you spelled it wrong.

Why are you
defying me, Ma?

I put my foot down!

Look, I am throwing a party
in Hawaii to raise my profile.

Now, I'm sorry you
don't want to share me,

but you got to stop being
so selfish and grow up.

And if you ever put your
foot down like that again,

you better be saving
me from a roach.

Ease up on him,
Ms. Mack.

There are undercurrents
of which you are unaware.

Damn it, Tee Tee, shut up!

And mind you own business.

Man, I was just...
You know what?

I can't be caught
between you two anymore.

It's tearing me apart.

What undercurrents
is he referring to, Malik?

Don't make me
say it, Ma.

I said, what undercurrents?

Okay.

Look.

Big-name athletes
want big-time managers.

They don't want you.

They're going to laugh at you
behind your back.

So what? Now you
don't believe in me?

I do believe in you, Ma.

I just don't want you
to get your feelings hurt.

Baby.

My water broke
at the prom.

I have suffered
the slings and arrows.

Ma, I'm telling you,
if they're dogging you,

I'm going to want to fight them.

Baby, you don't have
to fight anybody.

People are always
going to laugh at you

when you try and do better.

Oh, like when I took
that oil painting class?

Don't help me, baby.

Just let Mama talk.

Now, look.

People laughed at me
when I was a single mom

telling them that I was going
to raise my baby to be a star.

But I did that.

I'm going to do this, too.

So all them little haters
can kiss my black ass.

Our black ass.

I love you, Ma.

I love you, too, baby.

I wish Daddy could have
stopped crying long enough

to come see my game.

As soon as Daddy's
allergies clear up,

I'm sure he'll come
see all your games.

I thought Daddy was crying
because of the All-Star...

Oh, here. Suck on this, honey.

I don't want you
getting too dehydrated

after your big game.

We don't need the pity eyes,
okay? Jason's fine.

Contract year
can be stressful.

Not for us.

(horn honks)

Excuse me.
You ladies need a ride?

(laughs)

Oh, my God.

You sold the house!

Jason...

even when it really is
time for us to retire,

I am not...

This, Jason,
will never work for me.

It's not a retirement home.

Okay, you were right.

I need to... I need to forget
about football for a while.

And we need to reconnect.

So hop in.

The Pitts are going
on vacation.

(horn honks)

But we're not even packed.

Don't worry about it.

We'll hit up an outlet mall
on the way.

You can go crazy!

Come on, Brit!

Let's go!

Are you really
up for this?

As long as
we're together,

I'm up for
anything, baby.

Me, too, Daddy?

You bet, Brit Brat.

All right, now,
hold tight.

I don't really know how
to drive this thing.

So where are we going?

Yellowstone, Yosemite?

Wine country?

I was kind of thinking
maybe Canton, Ohio.

Ohio?

Why?

No reason.

KELLY:
Wait, isn't the Football Hall of Fame in Canton?

JASON:
Is it?

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