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Oh, great,
great, perfect.
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All right, and ease apart,
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still gazing
into each other's eyes.
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Good, uh-huh, easing...
gazing...
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Oh, now that's
black love, yo.
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And we're done.
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Excuse me.
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So, Dionne, how long before
you get the shots out?
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I've got two magazines
and six Web sites
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running them this week.
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Trust me,
once these are out,
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instead of people
buzzing about the photo
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of first-round
draft pick Trey Wiggs
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and his new girl, Melanie,
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they will be buzzing about
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the up-and-coming receiver
Derwin Davis stealing her away.
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Of course, there may be
some chatter about Melanie
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just being a
pro-baller hoochie,
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but, um, I'll try to keep
the focus on Derwin.
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Thanks, Dionne.
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Yeah, thanks.
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You know, you should appreciate
Dionne trying to fix things.
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I do appreciate
her fixing things.
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Is it fixing things?
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I keep telling you, I'm fine.
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But you keep saying
it with that mean face,
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which tells me you're not.
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Look, I'm sorry I
had lunch with Trey
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after you told me
not to see him again,
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but I had no idea it would
end up in the newspaper.
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Baby, what can I do
to make this better?
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Nothing. I'm fine.
I got to get to practice.
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Take care.
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"Take care"?
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Maybe that's the new
"Bye, love you."
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(sighs)
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KELLY: What made you decide
to wear that top?
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It's cute on me. Why?
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No reason.
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So, you two are all
fixed and repaired?
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I don't know. According to
Derwin, there's nothing to fix.
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You guys are talking,
but not playful?
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Yeah.
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He's courteous,
but not warm?
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Uh-huh.
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You have sex,
but no intimacy?
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Bang, bang, done.
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It's the emotional
disconnect.
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It's what boys do when
their feelings are hurt.
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God, I just wish he
would admit he was mad.
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You know, then we could talk
it out and start to heal.
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Oh, sweetie, while you're at it,
why don't you just wish for...
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butterscotch clouds
and gumdrop rivers?
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Will you two please?!
I came over here
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to watch the game and
eat your nachos in peace.
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Why didn't you just
go to the game?
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I'm not allowed back
in San Antonio.
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Sensitive-ass Native Americans.
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Telling me it's too late to
double down; I'm-a double down.
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Tasha, please!
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Melanie's going
through something.
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No, she's not.
It's the age-old story.
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What? Girl makes boy mad.
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Girl leaves boy alone.
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Boy gets over it.
The end.
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Unless, of course,
boy knocks up girl,
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then girl raises boy's son
to be a star quarterback,
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then girl got to sit up
and listen to two heifers
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go on and on and distract girl
from watching the damn game!
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'Scuse me.
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Okay, you can go with the
angry black woman advice
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or the happily-married
white woman advice.
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Which is?
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Is the angry black woman
advice still an option?
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Ta-da!
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I'm not gay...
but damn.
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Okay, I'll ask first.
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Why do you have a stripper pole
in your bedroom?
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I love sex.
Jason loves sex.
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But after seven
years of marriage,
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every once in awhile, you have
to pull out ol' Johnny Steel.
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If you want excitement,
why don't you just have sex
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in public places,
like regular folk?
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Is that what you
and Coach T. do?
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Mind your business.
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Come on, Mel,
give it a whirl.
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Y-Yeah. No.
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Look, don't be afraid of it.
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I took a class at the S-Factor,
and they say the pole
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is an extension
of your inner sexy.
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Okay, my inner sexy
is music, candles,
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and, on a rare
occasion, some kind
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of non-dairy
dessert topping.
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Derwin gets gassy.
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And anyway, he's not gonna
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forgive and forget because I'm
flailing around on a pole.
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Trust me.
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Once you learn some of the basic
moves...
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the Firefly...
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...the Half-Pint...
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(grunts) ...the Shake What
Ya Mama Gave Ya...
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...it's really not hard
to look like a pro.
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Go ahead, try it.
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Lean back...
and pop your goodies.
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Toss the hair.
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Now climb.
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And climb.
And climb.
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Now drop and pose.
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(laughing)
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That was kinda fun.
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Okay, move, Med School.
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I don't want to kick you
in the head.
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(shouting)
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(laughing)
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TV ANNOUNCER:
Oh, the ball popped out,
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and it's been recovered by #81,
Derwin Davis!
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Oh, my God, did they just say
Derwin's name?
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Davis is breaking down
the sideline. 30... 20...
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ten...
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Call NASA,
'cause that's a touchdown!
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(screaming)
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It's only
the beginning.
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Davis saved what could have been
a botched play
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-and turned it into six points.
-I have to leave him a message.
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That's the first touchdown
for the rookie,
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who's fresh out of the
University of Pennsylvania.
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That young man has got to be on
top of the world.
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Darwin, hey, I saw you.
Oh, my God!
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I can't believe this.
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I mean, of course
I can believe it.
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It was only a matter of time.
I'm so proud of you, baby!
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Call me as soon
as you can. I love you.
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-(sighs)
-Med School, this is great.
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Derwin's gonna be way
too happy to stay mad.
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I know. I guess I won't be
needing a pole tonight.
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Oh, sweetie, nothing says
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"congratulations on your first
touchdown"
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like a Flying Half-pint
with a twist.
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Oh, don't worry.
I have a helmet.
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DERWIN:
Win, win, win, win, win!
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Go, Sabers!
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Go, Derwin!
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* Sabers hold 'em high,
stab 'em in their eye *
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* Tell their wives how they died
for San Diego pride *
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Win, win, win, win, win!
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Go, Sabers!
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Go, Derwin!
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Go, Sabers! Go...!
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-(Melanie gasps)
-Oh!
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JASON:
So...
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again...
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congratulations on...
I got... I see...
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Okay, yeah.
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(chuckling sheepishly):
Come on.
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Melanie...
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what were you thinking?
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I was thinking
of surprising my boyfriend.
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Derwin, your plane landed
hours ago.
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I left you, like, ten messages.
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I was drinking with my boys.
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You never used to drink.
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And you never used to strip.
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I thought it would be sexy.
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Or at least make you laugh.
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Derwin, I haven't seen you smile
since the thing with Trey.
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Embarrassing me a
second time, Mel,
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isn't going to
get me to smile.
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Oh, well, at least you admit
you're still mad.
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Oh, yeah, that is what's
up-- I am still mad.
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So, you get drunk
and shut me out?
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Derwin, you had to know not
calling was going to hurt me.
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That was just cruel.
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Well...
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I didn't call
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because just like you,
I can do what I want.
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God, Derwin,
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if I could undo everything,
I would.
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I've tried apologizing.
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I've tried making it up to you.
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I don't know what else
to do here.
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So, are you gonna
keep punishing me?
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Derwin!
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Maybe...
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Do you want me?
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Should I move out?
Huh?
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Do what you gotta do, Mel.
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Pretty interesting
Sunbeam meeting.
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Yep. I can't believe
I finally got Marion
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to admit to getting
collagen in her lips.
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Quarter-black, my ass.
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(clinking)
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I was referring to
Melanie not showing up.
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I can't believe she's dead.
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What? That child is not dead.
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She wasn't here 'cause she got
a lot going on right now.
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Oh, come on, we both know
once she moves out,
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she and Derwin will
officially break up.
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And then she's officially
not a Sunbeam.
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She dead, huh?
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I miss her already.
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(voice breaking):
Emotional walls, girl.
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Emotional walls.
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I feel like I hung her out on
that pole and left her to dry.
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Yeah, every time
her name comes up,
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Malik just grins
like a damn Cheshire cat.
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(clattering)
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Sloppy, ladies, sloppy.
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Tasha, I don't want
to see them break up.
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And I don't want to
lose her as a friend.
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(sighs)
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Oh, hell.
I see you thinking.
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Are you hot?
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Are you turned on?
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00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,801
Jason, I'm worried about Melanie
and Derwin.
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00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,641
I need you
to make him come around
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and see what he's losing
if they break up.
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00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,640
Kel, I'm not about getting into
other people's relationships.
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I... am all about the sexy.
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(grunting rhythmically)
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Jason?
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Please?
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If I say no, am I still
gonna get some tonight?
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If you say yes,
you'll get more.
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Ooh... okay.
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'Cause you know I like you more.
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Now shake your moneymaker.
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Oh, got it!
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(grunting rhythmically)
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(squeals)
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(rhythmic grunting)
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(Kelly screams)
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Basketball-- sissies.
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Hey, Malik,
do your mama a favor.
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What up?
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I need you to have a serious
talk with Derwin.
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About what?
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About him and Melanie.
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(gasps)
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Oh, my God!
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Mom, what are you
doing here?!
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Reading last month's O.
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Finally, cargo pants are out.
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Mom...
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00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,553
Melanie, I was worried
after you called me last night,
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so I thought I'd come out
and help you move.
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And when I told your apartment
manager who I was
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and how abusive your friend
has been to you,
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we decided I should wait
for you in here.
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Now, where's my hug?
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Aw... Mm.
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His name is Derwin.
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Oh, you'll forget
all about that.
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00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,536
Grab some things.
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00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:48,614
I got us a nice comfy suite
at the Four Seasons.
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00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,135
We don't want puffy eyes
256
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,250
when we get on that
plane tomorrow.
257
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,812
Get on a plane?
258
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:54,981
Calm down.
259
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,548
You act like I said
we're flying coach.
260
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:58,647
Okay, Mom, I know last night,
261
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,688
I said I wanted
to move,
262
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,523
but I need some time
to think.
263
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,758
And you rushing out here isn't
making things any clearer.
264
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,325
Mel, you haven't been
thinking clearly
265
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,263
since you met your friend.
266
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,698
Giving up Johns Hopkins
267
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,133
to chase this boy
to San Diego?
268
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,599
San Diego!
269
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,997
You are so judgmental.
270
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,770
This is why we
don't talk, Mom.
271
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,569
It's not about Derwin.
272
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,740
It's about me being happy.
273
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,910
And you have to
just accept that.
274
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,508
And be understanding
and let you live your life,
275
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,580
mistakes and all?
276
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,978
Yes, that's it.
277
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,891
Melanie, I know you.
278
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,063
If you could have figured
this problem out yourself,
279
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,122
you wouldn't have called me,
but you did.
280
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,730
And I'm not leaving you
to this degrading life
281
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,733
as an athlete's girlfriend.
282
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,155
It's not a degrading life.
283
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:48,801
There's a stripper pole
in your living room.
284
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,269
And why are you
defending him?
285
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,467
He has made it clear
he doesn't want you here.
286
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:55,539
Mom, he never said
those exact words.
287
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,708
He never said "Stay" either.
288
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,347
Look, you need time
to think
289
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,653
and you can't do that
290
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,124
as long as you're
dependent on him.
291
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,053
If you won't come home,
292
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,918
how about you let me
set you up in an apartment?
293
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,888
-What's the catch?
-No catch.
294
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,788
Except to call me more often,
come home for Christmas
295
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,461
and let me pick
your next boyfriend.
296
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,797
Okay, you don't have
to come home for Christmas.
297
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,401
Thanks for being here, Mom.
298
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,340
Aw, mm...
299
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,405
I love you.
300
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,541
There you go, tiger.
301
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,613
-Oh...
-Boy, where the hell you been?
302
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,751
It's Tuesday.
303
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,545
Had to pick up your bling
from the jewelers.
304
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:39,888
Oh, right.
305
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,393
Good job, boy.
306
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,764
You know why we
asked you here?
307
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,934
Further celebration
of the rookie's first TD?
308
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,164
(both snickering)
309
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,858
Uh, we were impressed that day.
310
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,100
The excitement about you,
much like J-Lo,
311
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,965
has long since worn off.
312
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,035
This is about
your girl Melanie.
313
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,336
So you guys
know everything, huh?
314
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,678
Yes, and we would
rather know nothing.
315
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,284
Why are you still tripping
about the Trey Wiggs thing?
316
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,377
Huh? What?!
(sputters)
317
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,018
Trippin'?
Come on, man, I'm cool.
318
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,024
Oh, so you cool?
319
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,687
Then why in the hell
are we in here
320
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,515
having this feminine
moment with you?
321
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,430
Man, pay for all this.
We up out of here.
322
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,562
No, no, no.
He's not over it.
323
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:24,970
Okay, I'm not over it,
324
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:28,672
but I want to be.
325
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,235
Hell, it doesn't even matter,
man, 'cause Melanie's leaving.
326
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,574
What are you
talking about?
327
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,439
Man, I had us out of here.
328
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,577
This whole week, my heart's been
telling me to let it go
329
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,884
while my head kept yelling
for me to hurt her
330
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,277
as much as she hurt me.
331
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,448
Did he just mention his heart?
332
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,652
I crossed a line, J.
333
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,489
I basically gave Melanie
the green light to move out.
334
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,756
Did she pack her things?
335
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,633
-No.
-Did she forward her mail?
336
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,162
I don't think so.
337
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,227
Did she at least
burn up your clothes
338
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,296
with "Not Gon' Cry"
playing in the background?
339
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,296
No.
340
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,667
Then she's not going
anywhere, man.
341
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,544
You don't know Melanie!
342
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,673
You give her the green light
and she just goes
343
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,038
and does not look back.
344
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,307
You guys play
for the Sabers?
345
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,576
Malik Wright,
Jason Pitts.
346
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,305
Um, ladies, we in the middle
of something...
347
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,821
Ladies, ladies, ladies,
our friend here
348
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:16,852
is heartbroken
over his girlfriend.
349
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,146
Now, I'm merely trying
to give the young lad
350
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,719
-some fatherly advice.
-WOMEN: Aw...
351
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,457
But just as soon as
I'm done with him,
352
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,763
I'm gonna come over there
and visit your table, okay?
353
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,156
Oh, you two got the same eyes.
354
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,498
Y'all related?
355
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,202
Best friends.
356
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,010
(high-pitched):
* Threesome. *
357
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,143
Let's wrap this up.
358
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:45,349
All right, look, women
live by a romantic code.
359
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,352
They can't help it;
they're wired that way.
360
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,684
No matter what is
said or done,
361
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,078
they pretty much give you
a chance to win 'em back.
362
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,091
Love Jones: dude chasing
after the train.
363
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,363
Say Anything: the guy holding
the boom box over his head.
364
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,463
-Uh, The Color Purple...
- Color Purple?!
365
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:01,925
Yeah, Mister giving
Celie her sister back.
366
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,695
Celie was a chick?
367
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:10,139
Anyway, women die
for those moments.
368
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,273
So you think
I still have a chance?
369
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,569
It's not about chance.
370
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,570
You make it happen.
371
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,311
Our women are our
foundation.
372
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,806
They keep us from
getting swept away
373
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,207
by all the nonsense that
comes along with the game.
374
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,020
That's right, rookie. Mm!
375
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,422
You don't want none
of this nonsense.
376
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,956
So, go ahead, rook,
go get your girl.
377
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,492
-Thanks, J.
-Yeah, man.
378
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,817
All right, Malik.
379
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,531
Hey, hey! If my moms asks,
380
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,603
tell her I said
some deep crap.
381
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,002
Damn, J, now there's four
of them.
382
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,865
You have to hang tight.
I need a wingman.
383
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,732
Dude, you can't handle that?
384
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,071
You right.
385
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,436
(high-pitched):
* Fivesome.*
386
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,283
Melanie, I want...
387
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,614
* So many times
don't know what to say *
388
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,881
* I never know *
389
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,118
* Should've known better... *
390
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,161
* Should've known better... *
391
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,793
You called your mother?
392
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,357
That's right, and we'll be out
of your life in ten minutes,
393
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:09,026
-15 tops.
-(music stops)
394
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,026
I'm sorry, Mrs. Barnett.
395
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,357
I wish we could
see each other
396
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,901
under better
circumstances,
397
00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:14,974
but can you
excuse us, please?
398
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,644
Whatever you've got to say,
you can say in front of me.
399
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,974
Derwin, she already
knows what's going on.
400
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,540
Oh, great.
401
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:24,579
No, not great.
402
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,284
Mel, I know we still have stuff
to work out,
403
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,247
but we can't do that
if you leave!
404
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,946
Would you look at that?
Another football player
405
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:34,247
stabbed his live-in
girlfriend.
406
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,391
Mom, let him say
what he has to say.
407
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,330
Mel, I am past
this Trey Wiggs thing.
408
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,333
This is not about
Trey anymore.
409
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,326
Look, I know I've
told you repeatedly
410
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,869
how much I've given up
for your career,
411
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:52,665
but when you made that
first touchdown, it hit me:
412
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,669
That's what
everything was for;
413
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,711
to see you standing
there with
414
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,806
the ball over your head,
cameras flashing
415
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:02,748
and 50,000 people
cheering for you...
416
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,945
all of them finally
seeing what I saw
417
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,517
when I first met you.
418
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,856
-How great you are.
-(scoffs, then coughs)
419
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,263
And then... then you don't
share that moment with me?
420
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,357
-Mel... -You blow
me off like some stranger
421
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,869
handing you back a nickel
you dropped on a street.
422
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,031
Derwin, I'm owed more,
and I deserve better.
423
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,071
That's why
I'm moving out.
424
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,239
Mel, I know I took it too far.
425
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,639
I mean, this world
is crazy!
426
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,751
These guys got me
carrying their jockstraps,
427
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,683
picking up their bling,
then they're laughing about you
428
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:37,979
in the paper with Trey.
429
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,650
I just snapped!
430
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,221
I snapped and I was wrong.
431
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,290
I got to keep my ego in check
and I know that now.
432
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,529
Sure you do,
now that you're sober.
433
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,195
Oh, yeah,
I know about that, too.
434
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,899
Mom, please,
let him finish.
435
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,835
Uh, that was it.
436
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,008
But I meant
every word of it.
437
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,906
Baby, I love you
and I need you.
438
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,719
Melanie, let's go.
439
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:10,852
I love you, too.
440
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,017
Oh, God!
441
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,986
But this cannot
happen again.
442
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,826
Mel, I promise you
it won't.
443
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:22,731
Today's promise is tomorrow's
restraining order.
444
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,536
Bye, Mom.
445
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:35,607
I will be at the Four Seasons,
if you come to your senses.
446
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,624
I put 911 on her speed dial.
447
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:59,895
You know, we don't see
your mom enough.
448
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,796
I'm sorry about that.
449
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,168
I'm sorry, too.
450
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,468
Mel, don't you ever leave me.
451
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,208
Don't you ever push me away.
452
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,478
Come here.
453
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,419
Mm...
454
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:23,019
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