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♪♪
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- Hey, mirror.
Do my lips look kissable?
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[ Buzzer ]
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Is it my face
that's holding me back?
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[ Bell dings ]
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[ Gasps ] Beauty influencer
Dillin Jeremy!
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Is that really you?!
- No, Annie.
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I'm a targeted AI brought to you
by Cover That Girl makeup.
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Our eavesdropping algorithm
tells me you're feeling insecure
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and are likely to make
an impulse purchase?
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- [ Gasps ] That's true!
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- Let's cover up that homely
loneliness with sex appeal.
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Simply accept the terms.
- Oh, okay.
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- You've purchased
our wet look tutorial.
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Maximum drip!
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪♪
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- Annie. Why do you look like
a melted gummy bear?
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- Are you trying to attract
boys...or dryer lint?
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- Boy-- Oh.
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- Your face is really
drippin' on the floor here!
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- Geez. Sorry.
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I tried a wet makeup look,
but it's useless.
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I'll never have a boyfriend.
- Aww, kid.
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That's just what I thought
when I was your age.
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And I was right!
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Not one boyfriend ever!
[ Cackles ]
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[ Baby crying ]
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- ♪ I'm not as crazy
as I used to be ♪
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♪ Some of my devils
up and left me free ♪
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♪ To find a quiet space
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♪ I'm not as out of place
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♪ And I'm coming home again
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♪ It's been too long a time
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♪ Gettin' back what's mine
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♪ And I can't remember
why I went away ♪
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♪ But it's looking now
like maybe I can stay ♪
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Was that any good?
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- So, what's the main takeaway
from our electoral college unit?
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- Students: Women are not suited
for higher office.
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- Oh, we have
a new student today!
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Meet your new classmate,
Kenton Burpy.
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Ding! ]
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[ Squishing ]
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Why don't you tell
the class about yourself
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while I take a little nap?
- Sure!
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Well, I was hit by a truck
filled with sand and died.
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Then I went to Heaven.
Then I came back!
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Then I moved to Fort Gator!
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- Students: Ooh!
- Any questions?
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- Bet you went to Heaven
'cause you're a virgin.
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- Maybe I am.
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Or maybe that's just want
I wanted God to think.
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- Students: Ooh!
- [ Chuckles ]
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J.K.
I'm 100% virgin and proud.
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- [ Students groan ]
- Xenu does not approve!
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- I was already drenched,
but now I'm sopping.
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- Oh, boy. Yep, yep, yep.
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♪♪
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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- Oh! It smells amazing in here!
[ Gasps ] You made my favorite!
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- Both: Pickled smelt
and horsehair stew!
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- [ Inhales sharply ]
- [ Camera shutter clicking ]
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Trophy, can you please do that
somewhere else?
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- No. I'm taking selfies
with the stew!
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They're called stewfies,
stew-pid! Keep up!
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- Aah!
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The stew is eating Shirty!
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Is there an emergency
shirt hotline we can call?!
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- I'll try the suicide hotline.
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There must be an extension
for shirts.
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- Stay with me, Shirty!
Stay with me, Shirty!
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Look at me! Look at me, Shirty!
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[ Squish ]
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Shirty groans ]
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- Oh, no! Shirt-y-y-y-y!
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- Petey. Try calm down.
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I know Shirty give you feeling
of safety and security,
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but Baba here for you.
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Remember when you little boy?
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[ Twinkling ]
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- Baba! Did Timmy's mommy call?
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He was supposed to come over
and fly kites this morning!
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[ Gasps ]
- [ Crunching ]
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- Why is Timmy sleeping
in the dead-person basement?
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- Timmy fly kite into traffic.
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Okay. Baba help you
process feelings of loss.
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Here. Go to sleep.
Like a bird!
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♪ Drink up the fluid,
little tyke ♪
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♪ You so bad at fly-a-kite
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- [ Sobbing ]
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[ Humming ]
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Baba, you're gonna have to
cancel the Lemonham funeral.
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Without Shirty, I'm not sure
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when I'll be able to resume
my duties as undertaker.
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- [ Groans ]
- Just put on another shirt!
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- I have no other shirt!
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Shirty met all my needs,
if you know what I mean.
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All my needs.
- Ew!
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- I don't know why you
turn to shirt for comfort
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instead of finding
fertile woman your own age.
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- Because he has separation
anxiety! Which is your fault.
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- Huh. I always thought
it Shirty's fault.
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- Pete's never going to grow up
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unless you push him
out of his comfort zone.
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- I'll have you know even my
comfort zone is uncomfortable.
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- Trophy terrible mother,
but she right.
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Time to snip-snip apron strings.
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Pete, you go to mall and
pick out new shirt yourself!
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- You know I can't drive
without Shirty!
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- [ Sighs ]
Okay. Baba drive you.
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♪♪
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- Every time I see him,
my libido gets born again.
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- If it gets born one more time,
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I'm gonna need a bigger mop!
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- To prepare you
for Friday's genetics quiz,
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today we're going to watch
some of my old home movies
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and boo when my mother
comes on screen.
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- Hey, Kenton.
I was wondering.
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Are there boyfriends in Heaven?
- Hm. I'm not sure.
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But I did get to play two-on-two
basketball with the Steves --
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Jobs, McQueen, and Hawking.
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- Sounds like
a lot of two-way fun.
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I wouldn't know about that.
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- We can change that. Right now.
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Let me borrow your hand
for a second.
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Here! Like the word of God,
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friendship bracelets
are meant to be shared!
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- The chafe of friendship.
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I never thought
it would happen to me.
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- Hey, me and my band, we're
chillin' at my place tonight.
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You should come chill.
Or whatever. No presh.
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- I'm feeling the presh,
but it's good presh.
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I-I like the presh.
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- Great! It's a date.
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- A date...
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[ Up-tempo dance music plays ]
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♪♪
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- Mom! Mom! Guess what!
- No!
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I'm sick of hearing
about new ways to recycle.
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Throwing plastic in the trash
makes Mommy happy.
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- Something great happened!
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- [ Gasps ] You picked up
my use-as-needed pills?
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- Well, yes.
- [ Rattling ]
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- And a boy asked me out!
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- [ Gulps ] Wait. A real boy?
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Baba! Get in here!
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- Baba here.
- [ Both gasp ]
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- Baba been here.
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- Annie's going on
her first date!
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- Trophy, remember when you 14?
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Baba come with you.
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First date, third handjob.
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- Aww!
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You actually did a lot
of the heavy lifting on that.
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- How else you learn?
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In old country, mother chaperone
daughter's first date.
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Is family tradition, like not
being able to afford college.
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- So, where we headed, Annie?
Behind the bleachers?
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Dog track? Dialysis center?
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- No offense,
but I'd rather go alone.
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I really like him, and you can
never act appropriately.
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- Sure I can!
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Just describe his penis to me
ahead of time,
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then I won't be tempted to peek.
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- Mom! It's not like that.
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He clinically died
for 30 minutes, went to Heaven,
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then came back on a mission
to tell people about God.
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I guess you guys have
the "previously dying" thing
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in common.
- Heaven's a lie, Annie.
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This guy's a liar.
A virgin liar.
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- I'm a virgin, too, ya know.
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- Not the way you ride bike.
- [ Horn honks ]
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- Baba, I'm as ready
as I'll ever be!
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- Best of luck with handjob.
- Fine.
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I want him to think
I come from a good family.
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Can I at least tell him
you're a troubled teen
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whose soul I'm trying to save?
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- I can still pass
for a troubled teen.
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- Thanks. If I do lose
my virginity tonight,
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I'll be thinking of you
the whole time!
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♪♪
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- [Grunting] No!
- Hoopah!
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Okay.
I drive around parking lot.
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See you in 30 minute.
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- But how will I know
which shirt is "the one"
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without your passive acceptance
or glaring disapproval?
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- Snip-snip!
Ooh! Here jar of nickels.
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After you find shirt,
stop at powdered-milk store,
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buy two packet of chalk flavor!
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Wha-- Wait!
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Shoppers will think you incel
with concealed weapon.
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There.
Make the people feel safe.
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[ Tires squeal ]
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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- Welcome to "Lids.
But for Shirts. America!"
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Let me know if you need help.
Uncle Pete.
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- I need a new shirt.
- Of course.
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This Vesper Cottondale's
a close match.
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Soft and dependable.
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You'll notice
the contrasting top button,
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the French placket,
a curved hemline,
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and rear darts
for a tailored fit!
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- This shirt's not giving me
that same, "I'll be okay
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even if Mom's
in the other room" feeling.
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- Completely understand!
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Try this one. Uncle Pete.
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- Let me ask you something.
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Would you be trying to sell me
this physical assault
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with a hem and a collar
if my mother was here?
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- I'm sorry?
- Yes, you should be sorry.
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Sorry for preying on vulnerable,
unaccompanied grown men!
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I'm taking my business
elsewhere!
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- Elsewhere closed early today!
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- Oh, no! Now what, Shirty?
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- Remember what
Baba always says.
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When God closes a shirt store,
he opens a shirt kiosk.
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- She is so wise!
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- We've got a shirtless
white male
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with a gun bulge in his pocket
headed towards
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the Me Love You Lawn Time
Garden Center.
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I'll investigate as soon
as I finish up with this
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doughy, salty subject
I've currently got in custody.
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Over.
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♪♪
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- Hey, Annie!
So glad you could stop by!
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Who's your friend?
- Kenton, this is my mom.
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Er -- Did I say "Mom"?
I meant "Moam."
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As in "my main moam."
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Like how guys say "main man."
Girls say "main moam."
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She's a troubled teen
I'm helping.
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- Very cool.
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Well, these are my bandmates
and fellow believers --
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Shayla, Dushane, and Deacon.
- [ Choir vocalizing ]
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- You're just in time!
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We're about to play
"All God's Critters
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Got a Place in the Choir"
on hand bells!
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[ Bells chime ]
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- Whoa! This place is amazing!
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Look! A theater-sized
popcorn popper!
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- Yeah, my dad
sued the sand company
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that owned the sand truck
that ran me over.
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My parents would've gotten
even more money if I died
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00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,783
and didn't come back to life.
248
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,915
My dad mentions that -- a lot.
249
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,614
- So ya kicked the bucket
then retrieved the bucket
250
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,267
and put it back
where it was, huh?
251
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,922
- Yeah, except I made
a tiny pit stop in between.
252
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:21,795
A little place called...
Heaven.
253
00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,492
- [Softly]
Lying sack of garbage.
254
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:26,451
- Speaking of, you guys want
to play Seven Minutes in Heaven?
255
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:29,759
[Singsong voice] Annie,
you and Kenton can go first.
256
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,805
- Fine,
but it's against tradition.
257
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,067
- I can't wait!
258
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,722
- Maybe you can't,
but Heaven can.
259
00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,854
- Your arm's gonna get tired.
260
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:40,552
Okay. We have seven minutes
to kill, possibly five.
261
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:43,077
Any of you 18
and already have HPV?
262
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,905
If so, I'll play.
263
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,823
- It's Succatash and the Mer!
For your afternoon commute.
264
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,389
We got traffic on the ones,
Weather on the What!
265
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,914
Succatash. Call us up, win
some cash! Be caller number 9.
266
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,393
Just answer
the question of the day.
267
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,700
Call to play. It's Ladies Day!
Hey, ladies! Shopping!
268
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,267
Let's open up the phones.
269
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,617
- Ohh! Baba love shopping.
270
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,314
[ Telephone ringing ]
271
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,707
♪♪
272
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,753
- [ Panting ]
273
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,887
- Welcome to "Shirts, Don't It?"
274
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,759
- I'm Peter Fantasy!
I'm in desperate need
275
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,195
of a shirt
and my mother's approval!
276
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:17,111
Please hurry!
- Need more information.
277
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,417
- It needs to cover
my chest and stomach,
278
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,855
boost self-esteem,
and reduce shame.
279
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,073
- Still searching.
280
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,597
- Faster!
I've got a funeral to get to!
281
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,077
Normal man shirt!
But not itchy!
282
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:29,340
Extra-grip buttons
for sweaty thumbs!
283
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,081
- You've selected "buttons."
284
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,867
There are 1,500 shirts
with buttons.
285
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,217
Here's the top choice
based on your DNA
286
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,609
and psychological profile.
287
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:40,134
- Polyester cotton blend.
Two arms.
288
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,744
Ohh! A neck hole.
289
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,616
This is promising.
What's my size?
290
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,009
- You've asked, "What's my size?"
291
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,142
Connecting you
to our award-winning
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user help portal
and measuring center.
293
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,016
- Please remain still
for measurement
294
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:56,890
while you enjoy this ad
for Nester's Cheese Nebulizer.
295
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,935
- Take that Nester Cheese
straight to the dome!
296
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:02,504
Nester's Cheese Nebulizer
comes in new extreme flavors!
297
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:03,940
Monterey Crack,
298
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,203
Chili Con Gnarly,
and Flamin' Flag!
299
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,814
- Thank you for waiting.
300
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,990
We have selected
the properly sized shirt.
301
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,384
Please take this 30-question
satisfaction survey.
302
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,951
On a scale of one to ten,
303
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:17,954
how likely are you to purchase
Nester's Cheese Nebulizer?
304
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:21,262
- [ Stammers ] Six?
What about my shirt?!
305
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,872
- To purchase,
please confirm you are ready
306
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:26,049
for the first day of the rest
of your luh-luh-life.
307
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,747
- I do.
308
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:28,835
[ Zapping ]
309
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,837
[ Clanking ]
310
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,754
- [ Gasps ]
It's no use, Shirty.
311
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:38,061
I'll never satisfy Baba
or replace you!
312
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,889
- I have to go now.
313
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,283
But know that Baba
believes in you!
314
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,154
And so do I.
315
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:47,070
Find a new shirt, Pete!
316
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,593
- I'm gonna do it!
317
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:51,031
You'll see! You'll all see!
318
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,381
This one's for my mother!
319
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,817
- Oh, right. This guy.
320
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,776
We got a topless incel
talking about his mom,
321
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,081
Definitely gonna
shoot up the place.
322
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,518
I'm gonna take him out.
Ohp. Wait a minute.
323
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,913
There's a note on his back.
Ugh. False alarm.
324
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:07,874
- And I guess my favorite kind of
prayer is the bedside prayer,
325
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,224
just 'cause it sums up the day
so nice.
326
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,878
Or the reverse-cowgirl prayer!
327
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,749
That's when a cowgirl begs
for the Lord's forgiveness
328
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,751
for all the saucy pants
she wears.
329
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,361
How 'bout you?
- I don't pray.
330
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,364
But I have a poem I recite
when I lose a sock from a pair.
331
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,932
It's from the lost sock's
point of view,
332
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:26,283
wishing to be reunited
with its mate.
333
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,244
Kenton?
Aren't you gonna kiss me?
334
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,551
- Huh? We're here to play
Seven Minutes in Heaven, silly,
335
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:36,685
the game where I talk about
Heaven for seven minutes.
336
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,730
So, my grandma was there,
but this time,
337
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,994
she was super in favor
of gay marriage.
338
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,823
I also played a game of chess
with Martin Luther King Jr.,
339
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,651
who spread the message
that veganism is lit!
340
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,784
- That sounds just like
something MLK would say.
341
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,309
- Please don't interrupt, Annie!
I only have seven minutes!
342
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,442
[ Telephone ringing ]
343
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,270
- Hello.
Is Baba caller nine?
344
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,837
- You'll find out right after you
345
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,882
answer our question of the day.
Mer?
346
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,232
- Tell us about
your last breakup.
347
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,800
You sound like
a very passionate woman.
348
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,324
- [ Sighs ]
Well, it was this morning.
349
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,500
Baba finally had to snip-snip!
350
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,676
- Oh, brutal!
Vasectomy of the heart!
351
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,156
Why'd you cut him loose, Baba?
352
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,593
- Bet he was lousy in bed.
Mm-hmm.
353
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,813
- True. He still can't sleep
through night.
354
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,728
But he good boy.
- Dag, girl.
355
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,904
He sounds like a luh-luh-loser!
356
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,514
- Petey not loser!
357
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,734
He just do better
with Baba help.
358
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,954
- Sounds like Baba's
not ready to let him go.
359
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:31,958
What's your verdict, Succatash?
- Own it!
360
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,263
- Baba...own it?
361
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,875
- Seems like you've still
got feelings for him.
362
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,572
Plus you're caller number 6!
363
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,140
Succatash, Succatash.
That sucka-sucka sucks!
364
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,532
[ Beep ]
365
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:45,232
- [ Tires screech ]
- Yes. Baba own it!
366
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,930
Baba coming, Petey!
367
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,890
- [ Gasps ] Ooh!
- Hey! What the hell!
368
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,935
- No!
- Ew! He's running and sweating!
369
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,459
- That won't work!
[ Gasps ] I don't understand.
370
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,113
Why can't I find it?!
371
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,550
No! Not that!
372
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,248
Get out of my way!
- Ow!
373
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,728
- Move!
- Boy. Here we go again.
374
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,906
- I've got a right to bare arms!
- Oh, my gun's in the car.
375
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,996
- Society's not gonna stop
Old Petey boy
376
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,736
from getting his last shot!
377
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,955
- Oh, no, sweetie,
you're gonna get shot again.
378
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,044
- Xenu approves!
- This is so boring.
379
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,742
- Welcome to Only Pants.
I'm Charlie Pants.
380
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,919
No relation
to the Only Pants Pants.
381
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,182
Our same names
are just a coinci-pants.
382
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,924
- Please --
show me your finest shirt!
383
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,143
- Did you catch
the name of the store, pal?
384
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,971
We only sell pants.
385
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,931
- I hoped you were a store for
shoppers who only have pants!
386
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,063
'Cause right now
that's all I've got!
387
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,543
- Sir, I'm going to need you
388
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,153
to lower your voice
and exit the store.
389
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:40,940
- Every day, I wake up
and sexlessly touch the dead
390
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,464
without issue,
thanks to a very special,
391
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,423
irreplaceable shirt
that's now...gone!
392
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,512
WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME?!
393
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:51,037
- Hey, Fred! In here!
We got us a code YIKES.
394
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,474
- [ Gasps ]
Put down your weapon!
395
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,737
And put your shirt on!
- Huh?
396
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:59,045
Oh, no! The sign fell off!
- Hands where I can see 'em!
397
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,003
[ Chimes ringing ]
398
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,747
- [ Gasps ] Uh-agh...
399
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,141
- Ugh! Stop! What are you doing?!
400
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:11,231
When the bottle lands on you,
you have to close your eyes
401
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:14,016
and ask God to let you
into Heaven some day.
402
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,019
- Listen. Now, Annie didn't want
me to mention this, but...
403
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,108
I actually died
and came back to life.
404
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:24,287
Except you don't see me
making a big deal out of it!
405
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,941
Okay?
406
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,725
- [ Scoffs ] You met God?
407
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:30,728
- [ Scoffs ] I don't know.
I meet a lot of people.
408
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,774
Now, can we make out already?
409
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,558
- Well, uh, if you
really went to Heaven,
410
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,952
how does Steve Jobs
take his coffee, hm?
411
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,260
- There is no Heaven!
Kenton is a liar!
412
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,609
[ All gasp ]
413
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,959
- Moam, I know you're troubled,
but Annie and I
414
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,700
were just getting
to the good part.
415
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,223
- It's not what you think.
416
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,051
- Kenton, you can
drop the savior act.
417
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,792
Annie's willing
to give you handjobs
418
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,099
entirely based on your face.
419
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:56,885
And if she chickens out, as many
women do, I'm here to help.
420
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,279
- We need to wait till marriage
for up-and-downs!
421
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,281
[ Gasps ]
I think you better go.
422
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,804
[ All gasp ]
- Listen.
423
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,372
I died for real, kid,
and there's no afterlife.
424
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,591
Just admit it. You made it up!
425
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:10,246
- Annie! I'm not lying. I swear.
426
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,770
- Prove it!
- Wh-- How?
427
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,903
- Well, why don't you and I
have a friendly little
428
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,427
come-back competition?
429
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,690
[ All gasp ]
430
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,692
- Then Mother sent me to find
a new shirt without her!
431
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:24,173
- Baba coming!
- And get some powdered milk!
432
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,175
Here! I'll show you!
- He's reaching for his weapon!
433
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,699
- Beep-beep! Baba here!
- Everybody reach for yours!
434
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,310
[ Rattling ]
435
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,181
[ Gunshot ]
436
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,665
- Please no shoot!
He good boy!
437
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,928
Baba should have been here!
438
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:44,019
- Stand down. We got
a mama's boy, not a bad boy.
439
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,196
All clear. Just a different
kind of "yikes." Over.
440
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,719
- [ Grunts ]
441
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,895
- Sorry about your nickels, Baba.
442
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,246
I wasn't able to find a shirt.
443
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,378
- Is Baba fail, Petey.
444
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:58,555
Snip-snip was bad plan.
No worry.
445
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,862
I retie apron strings...
446
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,646
[Straining]
....even tighter!
447
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,649
[ Grunting ]
448
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:06,955
[ Chimes ringing ]
449
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,217
- No!
- Kenton, you can't!
450
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:09,697
- Don't do it!
- Kenton!
451
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,308
- I need to prove I would
never lie to a friend.
452
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,180
Actually...a girlfriend.
453
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,529
[ All gasp ]
454
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,879
- Somebody seems
to care more about Annie
455
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,228
than he does about God!
456
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,230
- You're just jealous! What?
457
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:24,015
Everyone knows Kenton
gives you impure thoughts.
458
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,192
- He gives all of us
impure thoughts!
459
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,541
- Come on, Kenton!
460
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,978
If God were real,
he wouldn't have all day.
461
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,981
- You mean "she."
- Oh, now I'm sure you're lying.
462
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,939
Let's get on with it!
- It's true!
463
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,246
God is super busy,
and she doesn't appreciate
464
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,292
when people waste her time,
same as Ben Stiller.
465
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:43,122
- Kenton, no! Let's go back in
the closet and pray instead!
466
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,559
And maybe, if you feel like
God would be cool with it,
467
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,430
you can guess my bra size.
468
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,779
- Annie, if I don't make it back,
469
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,651
know that in spite
of everything
470
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:54,611
my friends and Moam said,
I don't think you're boring.
471
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,352
But if I do get to return,
472
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,224
I'll ask God
if we can lay the groundwork
473
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:01,183
for some light kissing
in three to six months.
474
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,316
- Oh, Kenton.
Please don't do it.
475
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:07,233
- Time to play Seven Minutes
in Heaven. For real.
476
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,583
[ All gasp ]
477
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,151
- Now Baba protect you
wherever you go.
478
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:16,329
It too late for you to be
well-adjusted grown man.
479
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:20,855
Baba learn from wise man name
Succatash to just "own it."
480
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,639
[ Rasta horn blares ]
481
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,772
- Mmm. It's perfect!
482
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,643
- Yes. Baba very good mother.
483
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:30,517
Now go do funeral
for paying customers.
484
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,345
[ Chimes ringing ]
485
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,824
[ Beeping ]
486
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,348
[ Flat line ]
487
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,523
[ Buzzer ]
488
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,568
[ Buzzer ]
489
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:42,355
[ Beeping ]
490
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:45,488
[ Whoosh ]
491
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:48,187
[ Choir vocalizing ]
492
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,319
- Hey, Steve!
Have you seen God around?
493
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,234
- She's over there
making it rain
494
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,150
with Luke Perry
and Nipsey Hussle.
495
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,891
- Get them umbrellas ready,
Texas!
496
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,806
Oh, hey, Kenton.
- Hey, little brother.
497
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,721
He missed us and came back.
498
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,331
Welcome home forever, Kenton.
499
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,898
- Actually, God, I hate to ask,
500
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,335
but could you
send me back again?
501
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,859
I'm only here because
my girlfriend's friend
502
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,818
didn't believe me about Heaven.
503
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,428
- I'm sorry.
504
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:15,257
A few years ago, I had to make
a policy of two lives only.
505
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:19,218
Somebody -- I won't say who --
ruined it for everyone.
506
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,045
- It was Steve Irwin, wasn't it?
- It was.
507
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,351
I'm sorry, Kenton.
508
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,223
- What?!
But Annie's waiting for me!
509
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,269
- Annie means well, honey, but
she's from a messed-up family.
510
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,751
And Trophy isn't her friend.
That's her mom.
511
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,361
- You mean her moam.
512
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:35,364
- Baby, you're better off
up here with us.
513
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,061
- Hey. Is Trophy here yet?
514
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,107
At least now she'll know
that Heaven's real.
515
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,282
- Well...
516
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,458
[ Whoosh ]
517
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:46,245
[ Rumbling ]
518
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,029
[ Beeping ]
519
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,249
- It's been seven minutes!
- Kenton?
520
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,033
Come back! Come back, Mom!
521
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,035
- Um, it's pronounced "Moam."
522
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,819
- How could you leave me again?!
523
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:59,388
And take the first and maybe
only boyfriend I'll ever have!
524
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:02,391
- [ Zapping ]
- [ Gasps ]
525
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,437
- Yes! I win!
526
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,135
The afterlife
is a dark, boring void.
527
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,919
In your dead face!
- Kenton?
528
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,531
- Move away from the light,
Kenton! Move away!
529
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,359
- Tell God I've never been naked!
530
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,796
- Maybe he died for our sins?
531
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:18,755
- Forget him.
He was clearly a fraud.
532
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:19,974
Here's all you need to know.
533
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,106
When you suppress
your sexual urges
534
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,718
in the name of religion,
things get weird.
535
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:27,416
- Maybe he died so we can
touch...tongues?
536
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:30,332
- [ Gasps ] Or rub our ankles
together in hot tubs?
537
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,421
- Kids, it doesn't matter
who or what you do.
538
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,118
There is no God.
539
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,207
- We were gonna lightly kiss
in three to six months,
540
00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:38,993
pending God's approval,
and now he's...
541
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,516
- Gone forever!
542
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,432
But we will get
those pudgy little fingers
543
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:47,610
around some other teen's peen
before ya know it.
544
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,612
[ Beeping ]
545
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:51,527
[ Choir vocalizing ]
546
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,399
[ Dog barking ]
547
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,183
- [ Groans ]
548
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:57,359
Hey, God?
- Are you happy I paired you up
549
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,230
with Anna Nicole Smith
for eternity?
550
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:01,450
- I am. Totally. Yeah.
It's just, um --
551
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,583
Can you tell me
how to get my pants off?
552
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,889
The waist won't budge,
and there's no zipper.
553
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:09,153
And I'm pretty eager to finally
have sex since I died a virgin.
554
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:10,938
I even turned down
a tuggie huggie
555
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:13,680
so I could get back to Heaven!
- Oh, honey.
556
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:16,552
You were supposed to get sex
out of your system on Earth.
557
00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:21,383
Up here, pants never come off,
and no one has genitals.
558
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,342
It's Heaven!
559
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,345
♪♪
560
00:22:26,395 --> 00:22:30,945
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