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-Hmm.
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Quite specific.
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Come on, Eugene. Just get to the boobs.
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Wait a minute, please! Merci.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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I… I'm sorry.
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My boyfriend referred to my vagina
as a "lady flower."
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Dump him immediately.
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Ah, merci.
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We are at Beaumont-Hamel,
a preserved battlefield of the Somme.
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British troops suffered
over 19,000 fatalities here
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on their first day, making it
one of the bloodiest days
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in British Army history.
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Mr. Hendricks.
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Thank you, Miss Sands. Now, some rules.
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"Rules? But you're the fun one."
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I know, Ruby, I am,
but from now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
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Okay, so Miss Sands
will now divide you into groups.
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Did you hear about Ruby?
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I know. Can you imagine
getting dumped by Otis Milburn?
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During that time,
I want your full uniforms on.
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The entire time.
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I don't wanna see any loose ties.
We're representing the school today, guys.
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-So that means no drama.
-Otis, these guys.
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-No, miss, he can't be in our group.
-He's a twat.
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It's fine, miss.
It's the least I could do.
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After all, I did break his heart.
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Oh, that would make
a lot more sense, actually.
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Uh, miss, will I get to hold a gun?
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No. You've already asked.
You won't get to hold a bomb either.
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Eric, no.
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-You cannot wear that.
-Why not? It's just my tracksuit.
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You don't want to draw attention
to yourself in Nigeria.
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It's dangerous for you.
It's not like here.
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What do you mean for me, Mum?
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You know what I mean.
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Go and change now.
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Come on! I want everyone packed
in the next half an hour!
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I wish I was in your group.
I don't know those guys.
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You'll be okay.
And it's good to make new friends.
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Now, off you go, you silly sausage.
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I know this is bad, but Steve
is making me feel so arachnophobic.
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Do you mean claustrophobic?
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Arachnophobic means
you're scared of spiders.
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Oh! No, I love spiders.
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-I love their hairy legs.
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-How many people died here, do you think?
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A lot.
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-What were they fighting over?
-That's a good question.
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How's your new best pal, Hope?
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-She's just checking in.
-She's just using you.
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Well, I'm using her too.
That's how you get ahead in life.
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-Okay. If you're cool with that.
-I am.
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-Lt. Marchetti!
-Oh!
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-Your country needs you.
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-Hey, Viv.
-Hey, Cal.
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Come to the student forum
and talk about the uniform thing.
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-You clearly feel strongly about it.
-Oh, thank you, but no thank you.
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Other students would benefit
from the issue being raised.
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Well, then they can raise it.
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Race you to the top. Three, two, one, go!
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Ruby, can we talk?
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Don't look at her. Don't speak to her.
Don't breathe.
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-I'm trying to apologize.
-Stop talking. It's triggering for Ruby.
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Jakob,
I'll wait for you in the car.
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Yeah, yeah, coming.
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Hi, I'm Hope Haddon.
I'm here to see Dr. O'Dern.
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Jean Milburn.
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Yes.
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I'm Hope.
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-New head teacher at Moordale.
-Yes. I know who you are.
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You must be exhausted.
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New hit book and a baby on the way.
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Yes, it is a bit full-on at the minute,
but I like to keep busy.
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How are you enjoying
the transition to Moordale?
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A lot of things needed addressing,
as I'm sure you're aware.
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You deal with some of it in your book.
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Oh, you've read it.
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I skimmed.
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It's an interesting take,
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but we have different perspectives
when it comes to teaching children.
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Yes. I've seen your new SRE curriculum.
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It looks a lot like
you're advocating abstinence to me.
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It isn't so much about abstinence
as it is about restraint,
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which I think is an important attribute,
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particularly for teenagers
who should be focusing on their education.
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Unfortunately, restraint doesn't mix
very well with raging hormones.
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I think that's giving teenagers
less credit than they're due.
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Sorry. I gave you the wrong form.
This one's for the older mummies.
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-It was lovely to meet you.
-Yes.
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If you're open
to discussing this further,
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I'd be very interested
in telling you more about my perspective.
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Okay.
I'll see if I can find some time.
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Fantastic.
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A bit awkward, isn't it?
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I'm currently with your ex-girlfriend,
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and, you know,
you stole Rahim's boyfriend.
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That's what I mean by awkward, you know?
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I thought if I said it out loud,
it'd make it less tense, but it didn't.
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I dated Aimee as well.
Should we check out these trenches?
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I, uh, I didn't steal your boyfriend.
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That's exactly what you did.
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-I really liked Aimee, you know?
-Oh yeah?
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She was really nice.
And a total fuck machine.
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-You're a lucky guy.
-That's so inappropriate.
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-Shrooms?
-No, thanks.
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Why did you say no to Viv
about the uniform thing?
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What's the point?
Not like it would change anything.
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-Well, you could try. Maybe Hope might--
-Dude.
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Let's just have fun. Okay?
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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Mushrooms, anybody?
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-Oh. Ooh!
-Oh.
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What do you reckon?
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-Okay.
-Hey, guys! I found a bunker.
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What would you like me to bring up
at the student forum?
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Well, I think we should have
free pads and tampons at school.
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Mm-hmm. See, that is a great idea.
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Could you take a picture of me
with this guy?
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Yeah, sure.
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Who's Eugene, and what does
he wanna do with your sweet crevice?
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He's my boyfriend,
and, um, we've been sexting.
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Apparently,
his fantasy is medieval maidens.
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-Hm.
-And he calls his dick a sheath.
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Yes, and my vagina a lady flower.
Gives me the ick.
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But you like fantasy stuff.
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I love me some Dungeons and Dragons
when it's a game, not when I'm DTF.
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Maybe you should try and get into it.
You might be surprised.
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Ola didn't know about alien role-play.
Now she fucking loves it.
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Okay. Well, I guess I can try.
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I'll help you.
I'm basically an erotica genius.
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"Men slept 12 to a bunker
in four-hour shifts."
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"Rats bit off chunks
of their flesh while they slept."
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Brutal.
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"Meat was saved for battles."
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"So that meant getting a good meal
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meant you might be killed the next day."
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It says, "During World War I,
250,000 boys under 18 were recruited."
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Same age as us.
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Crazy to think
people used to have to go to war.
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Some still do. We're just lucky.
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What are we supposed to be looking at?
It's basically a fucking junkyard.
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Why couldn't we have gone
to the Eiffel Tower? Better for selfies.
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I think we're supposed to imagine
what it was like here back then.
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-Did you hear something, Olivia?
-Must have been the wind or a war ghost.
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-What are you looking at?
-Yeah. Stop it.
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She hates you.
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Thank you for the support,
but I can deal with this by myself.
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Hm?
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I do feel awful, Ruby.
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I didn't want to hurt you,
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and I feel worse
thinking that you hate me.
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I don't hate you, Otis.
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It'd be so much easier if I did.
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I just can't be around you
at the moment, okay?
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I… I get it. I'm glad you don't hate me.
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All right. Come on, let's go.
Come on!
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Is that it?
We've only been here half an hour.
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France is so shit.
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What's a conscientious objector?
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It was when men refused to go to war
because it went against their beliefs.
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Wow.
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I wanna stand up
for what I believe in more.
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-Like you in SRE the other day.
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I'd never be brave enough
to do something like that.
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You could definitely do that, Aimee.
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I, um, hooked up with Isaac the other day.
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-What? Get in!
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-What was it like?
-It was good.
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Yeah. We just get each other.
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Think I'm gonna give it
a proper go with him.
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You do know Otis and Ruby broke up.
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Yeah, I heard.
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What about it?
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-Oh, I just thought maybe--
-Maybe what?
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Well, I…
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-I thought you guys might--
-I said I wanna give it a go with Isaac.
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What Otis does isn't my business anymore.
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Okay. Cool.
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I'm so happy for you.
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-Thanks, mate.
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-Oh, fuck off, Anna.
-What's going on with Anna?
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She paid for this trip without asking.
It's pissed me off.
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She didn't pay for it. I did.
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What do you mean?
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You said you couldn't afford it,
so I asked my mum to pay.
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-I knew you wouldn't take the money.
-Why did you do that?
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It's no big deal. I wanted you to come.
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You don't have to pay me back.
Money doesn't matter to me.
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It does to me.
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We should get on the coach.
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"I want to remove your codpiece
and release your beautiful sheath,
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then let you make love to me
in a glen full of bluebells
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where you will water my hidden peach
with your prince's tongue."
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No, I'm not gonna send that.
It's just not me.
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Thank you though.
You keep thinking about the student forum.
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Some people have no imaginations, I guess.
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Lil, I wouldn't mind if we had sex
without the alien stuff sometimes.
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I've been meaning to say something.
I didn't know how to.
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Why?
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I didn't wanna make you feel weird.
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No. Why don't you wanna do
the alien stuff? I thought you liked it.
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I do sometimes.
Sometimes it's a little bit strange.
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-I'm gonna get on the bus.
-Let's go!
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-Aw, Lil!
-Let's go!
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We're off
to another cemetery, and I am pumped.
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I mean, I'm moderately excited,
and I will be monitoring your behavior.
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Shit, we're running 15 minutes late!
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-Are we?
-Yeah.
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Terry, I will give you 20 euros
if you can get us back on schedule.
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-Done.
-Great.
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Come on, Quentin, for fuck's sake!
What, do you wanna marry France?
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Jesus!
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Terry!
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Seat belt, Colin.
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You wanna get Kyle to swap seats?
He can sit with Steve.
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No, thanks. I'm fine.
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They were too young to die, Maeve.
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Some of them were our age.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, Hope.
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So, seeing as it's only been six weeks
since your last round of IVF treatment,
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I'm going to advise waiting
a little longer before trying again.
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I'd rather not wait too long.
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Have you thought about other options,
such as adoption?
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I've been asked this before.
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I've thought about it, and I am not ready
to stop trying to have my own child yet.
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Can I ask about how this is affecting
your relationship with your husband?
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-Infertility treatments can cause strain--
-We're fine.
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He couldn't make it today because of work.
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When can I book another round?
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I'm not prepared
to offer you another round yet.
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I'll have to talk to another doctor, then.
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You can see Dr. Ennis
when he's back from holiday next week,
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but I think he'll tell you the same thing.
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I want a second opinion.
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Jean Milburn.
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Uh, yes. I'm just waiting for my partner.
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Everything looks normal.
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You don't wanna know the sex.
Have you changed your mind?
242
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,880
No, thanks.
243
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,400
I'd rather wait.
244
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,560
Many older mothers
make that choice.
245
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,280
They want to focus on
getting through the pregnancy safely.
246
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,520
Now, you are aware
there's a higher chance of miscarriage,
247
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,280
genetic abnormalities, fetal growth--
248
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,800
Yes. I've been reminded of the risks
many times. Thank you.
249
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,400
I didn't go into this lightly.
250
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,400
Yes. Modern science
is allowing women like yourself
251
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,480
to have babies older and older now.
252
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,120
You don't sound as if you approve.
253
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:53,320
Well, it's easy to forget
that being an elderly parent
254
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,960
can have a negative effect
on your children's lives.
255
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,480
Do you have children, Doctor?
256
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,320
-Uh, yeah, two.
-Hm.
257
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,840
And do you think having
a king-sized arsehole for a father
258
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,160
had a negative impact on their lives too?
259
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,160
I want to talk to your superior.
260
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,560
Is it true you don't wank anymore?
261
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,280
What are you talking about?
262
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:38,080
Everyone says that Eric broke your heart,
so now you can't wank anymore.
263
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,640
Please stop speaking.
264
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,280
If I don't wank every day,
my balls go blue.
265
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,040
I don't need to know that.
266
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,560
Excuse me.
267
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,720
You going for a wank?
268
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,680
No, I'm not going for a wank.
269
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,000
I don't know why
you're taking it personally.
270
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,600
I'm embarrassed.
271
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,080
I've been dressing up as an alien,
and you've been thinking it's strange.
272
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,120
Not strange strange.
273
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,720
Just sometimes, I wanna be
in the real world when I'm having sex,
274
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,880
not a silly fantasy land.
275
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,360
Oh, so now having sex with me is silly?
276
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,280
Cal.
277
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,680
-Jackson.
-What?
278
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,080
Have you ever noticed how
279
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,280
we're on a trip,
280
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,080
but we're
281
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,640
on a trip?
282
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,760
-Fuck, that's so deep.
-Yeah.
283
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,880
Cal?
284
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,880
-Do you see that?
-Yeah.
285
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,600
Should we go?
We should. Let's go.
286
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,720
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
287
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,560
All right, let's go.
288
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,920
You'll always be head boy, Marchetti.
289
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,800
What the fuck?
290
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,040
This door leads to another portal.
291
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,840
A minute.
292
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,680
-Wait a minute!
293
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,480
One minute, please.
294
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,400
Oh fuck!
295
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,200
No, no, no, no, no!
296
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,200
Let us in!
297
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,520
-Set us free!
-Wait a fucking minute!
298
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,400
-Ah!
299
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,040
Come on!
300
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,680
It's cool.
301
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,120
What are you doing in there?
302
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,360
Hey.
303
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:35,960
Oh my God!
304
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,560
Sir!
305
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,440
Terry, get a grip on her!
306
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,440
Is everyone okay? What the hell happened?
307
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,880
Something hit that car.
308
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,800
I think It was a bat!
I hope it's not dead.
309
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:21,840
A doctor should not be putting
his opinions about my pregnancy on me.
310
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,280
-It's completely inappropriate.
-Oy vey.
311
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,880
It's patriarchy in action, in fact.
312
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,120
Dissecting a woman's choices
in the cruelest manner.
313
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,560
-And in a hospital!
-Hey, what's happening?
314
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,920
I just had the most horrible experience
with a doctor,
315
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,400
and I am making a formal complaint.
316
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,280
Sorry. We are upset.
317
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,880
No, we are not upset.
318
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,800
I am upset.
319
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,720
And my anger is appropriate.
320
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,080
-Can you help us? Thank you.
-Let me call my supervisor.
321
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,320
Oh! Ha! That is fantastic.
Yes, ignore the pregnant woman,
322
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,160
and listen to the straight white man,
for fuck's sakes.
323
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,200
Jean, calm down.
324
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,680
Don't you tell me
to calm down, Jakob. Where were you?
325
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,040
I told you,
I was trying to get us some tea.
326
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,080
Well, fuck the fucking tea.
327
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,320
I needed you in the room.
328
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,640
How can I help you?
329
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,200
Oh, that's fantastic. Another one.
330
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,200
I don't think that was a bat.
331
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,960
-It's a poo!
-It's human poo.
332
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,600
I think I'm gonna vomit.
333
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,720
One of your students
threw poo at my car!
334
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,040
Yes. Okay.
335
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,600
Anyone know what he's saying?
Who speaks French properly?
336
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,320
Rahim, please.
337
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,320
Um, he says, "At least no one was hurt."
338
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,640
Yes.
339
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,240
I saw an arm throw it out of the window.
340
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,440
And he says that
we should carry on driving now.
341
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:57,120
It was him.
It was him! He has no sock!
342
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,520
It was him who threw the poo at my car!
343
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,560
He thinks he knows me.
I don't know you, sir. I'm sorry.
344
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,480
No, you wouldn't know us.
We're from Moordale, England.
345
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,360
I think someone threw it from our coach.
346
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,520
The toilet's blocked,
and the window's open.
347
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,560
Oh my God!
348
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,600
Did someone throw this poo
from that coach?
349
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,840
-What if it was me?
-Huh?
350
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,000
-It's not you, Jackson.
-I poo all the time.
351
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,320
-Someone own up, please.
-I'm just a tube.
352
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,160
Did they put it in a sock?
353
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,320
Don't touch it.
354
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,320
It could be evidence.
Jesus Christ. Oh my God!
355
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,040
-Oh good. Hope's calling me. Hope.
356
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,360
Ignore it, Colin.
357
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,560
Jesus Christ.
Do you guys think this is funny?
358
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,240
Do you?
359
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:47,000
Do you have any idea the kind of pressure
Miss Sands and I are under?
360
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:52,080
Someone is gonna take responsibility
for this flying feces!
361
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,360
Anyone? No?
362
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,400
Okay. I didn't wanna have to do this,
but, boys, trousers up.
363
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,600
We're checking socks, mate. Trousers up!
364
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,360
Steve. Other one.
365
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,640
Great.
366
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,440
-Milburn.
-Really?
367
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,440
Yes!
368
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,040
Socks. Good.
369
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,800
Excellent.
Thank you. Not yours, mate.
370
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,840
Jackson. Good. Excellent.
371
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,920
Come on.
372
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,440
-Good.
-It was my poo, sir.
373
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,280
-I panicked and--
-It's my poo.
374
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,800
-I blocked the toilet. I was embarrassed--
-I also poo sometimes.
375
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,600
Oh God, don't we all?
What is this, Spartacus?
376
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,640
Maybe it was my poo.
Maybe it's Miss Sands' poo.
377
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,160
-What?
-She's more than capable.
378
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,840
We don't have time for that now.
379
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,360
Adam, clean this up.
I don't care how. Okay?
380
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,160
Thank you, Adam Groff,
381
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,800
for owning up to doing this huge poo
382
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,240
and undermining my authority.
383
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,680
Thank you. Cheers, buddy.
384
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,680
Cheers, mate. No. No.
385
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,200
-No. Fuck him. Fuck him.
-Okay, let's all relax. Yeah?
386
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,120
If anyone needs to use the toilets,
they're over here.
387
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,640
Be back here in 15 minutes.
388
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,680
Thank you.
389
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,000
Everyone thinks
I'm an idiot anyway. I wanna go home.
390
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,280
I thought you hated me.
391
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,200
No.
392
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,040
I don't hate you.
393
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,000
But I'm not touching your poo, mate. So…
394
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,680
Oh, what manner of beast!
395
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,640
-When I decided to be a teacher…
-Mm-hmm.
396
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,240
…I dreamt of helping students
fulfill their potential
397
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,720
by gently drawing out
their inner creative gifts.
398
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,840
Instead, I'm plunging their shit.
399
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,120
You are majestic.
400
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,800
Maeve.
401
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,720
Can we talk?
402
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,080
Not right now, Aimee.
403
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,720
Why are you acting like this?
I wanted to pay.
404
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,080
You don't get it.
405
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,480
What is it that I don't get?
406
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,240
We live in completely different worlds.
407
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,800
I'm not rich like you.
408
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,600
I can't decide to be a baker
just 'cause I like toast.
409
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,840
That's a fucking mean thing to say.
410
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,920
Yeah, well, sorry, but it's true.
411
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,480
I wanted to do something nice. That's all.
412
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,120
You never accept help from anyone, ever,
'cause you're too proud.
413
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,600
I wanted to do a nice thing.
414
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,920
-I don't need nice things.
-Because you're above it all and strong?
415
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,720
You act like you don't give a shit
about anyone. It's to keep people out.
416
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,960
You've done it to Otis,
and you're doing it to me!
417
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,840
-I don't keep everyone out.
-You do.
418
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,760
No, I don't.
419
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,000
You're probably gonna do the same to Isaac
and end up hurting everyone.
420
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,760
You're one to talk.
Look how you treat Steve.
421
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,400
You act like he's got the plague
every time he's around you.
422
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,480
He's so confused
423
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,800
because you're too much
of a people pleaser to break up with him!
424
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,720
You talked about being brave.
425
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,720
That would be brave.
426
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,840
I'll pay you back somehow.
427
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,360
I don't wanna talk about this anymore.
428
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,080
Have you replied to Eugene?
429
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,560
No. It's… it's too awkward.
I think I'm just gonna break up with him.
430
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,480
My mum always used to say,
431
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,600
"If you love someone,
it's better to bend a bit than break."
432
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,720
That's if you really like them, obviously.
433
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,280
It must be hard not having her around.
She sounds really smart.
434
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Yeah, she was.
435
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,040
It's a little bit confusing at the moment
because my dad's having a new baby,
436
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,680
and Lilly doesn't really seem
to understand why it's difficult.
437
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,280
My aunt died last year,
and I thought the sadness would pass,
438
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,480
but it never really goes away,
only gets smaller.
439
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,000
Maybe Lily's never experienced that.
440
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,880
Why don't you try telling Eugene
what you'd like him to sext you instead?
441
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,480
Let's go! What's that?
442
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,160
-Really?
-It might work.
443
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,680
CLOSED
444
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,360
Right. Good. Okay!
445
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,080
Now that we're all a little bit calmer,
446
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,200
should we have a sing-along? Yeah?
447
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,120
Let's do it.
448
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,520
You all right?
449
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,880
Aimee and I
just had our first fight.
450
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,360
This trip is the worst.
451
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,360
Can't get much worse than a rogue poo.
452
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,680
Where's the coach?
453
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,440
-Have you got your phone?
-No. I left all my stuff on the coach.
454
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,440
Me too.
455
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,000
Okay. It just got a lot worse.
456
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,640
Jean, haven't seen you for a while.
457
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,920
Why'd you stop calling me?
Holy fucking shit! Wow!
458
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,480
That's… You're…
459
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,440
I didn't think you could…
that, like, older women could--
460
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,720
-Just say congratulations, Dan.
-Congratulations! Congratulations.
461
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,400
Shit. It's not mine, is it?
462
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,120
No, it's mine, actually.
463
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,800
Oh, that's great, dude.
That's great. Well done.
464
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,800
Phew!
465
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,200
We need to go, actually. Goodbye.
466
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,840
Right, yeah.
No, I've gotta go see the doctor myself.
467
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,360
I've got a weird chafing thing
going on with my ball sack.
468
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,840
I think it's my motorbike,
but it's really…
469
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,160
You didn't need to know that. Okay.
470
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,000
Congratulations!
471
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,280
You used to sleep with this man?
472
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,080
He's so much younger than you.
473
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:37,240
I used to sleep with a lot of men.
And some of them were younger than me.
474
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,400
This makes me think.
475
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,720
What does it make you think?
476
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,680
Is the baby even mine?
477
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,480
-What?
-He seemed to think it was his.
478
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,960
-Don't be ridiculous. He--
-Well, he did.
479
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,240
I found this at home.
480
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,400
What?
481
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,520
That could be anyone's.
482
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,000
It's probably Remy's from years ago.
483
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,840
Why didn't you talk to me about it?
484
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,960
Because you're pregnant,
and I didn't wanna cause any stress.
485
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,720
But then I see this motorcycle man,
486
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,840
and you seem
to have contacted him quite recently.
487
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,640
And then I remember
you've been kissing your ex-husband and--
488
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,480
-Jakob!
-It just makes me think, okay?
489
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,080
Look, I have had
a lot of casual sex in my life.
490
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,880
I can't change that.
In fact, I wouldn't want to.
491
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,680
But if you don't trust me,
then this just isn't going to work.
492
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,000
I don't trust you.
493
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,160
I can't believe this is happening.
494
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,760
-How about a paternity test?
495
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,840
Yeah. Yeah.
496
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,040
Okay.
497
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,040
If that's what you want.
498
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,280
And what do we do in the meantime?
499
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,600
Are we still even together?
500
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,200
I don't know.
501
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,320
Okay, party people.
502
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,760
-This is for real.
503
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,560
Who remembers this? Anyone? Here we go.
504
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,040
Ready? Whoa.
505
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,320
Come on!
506
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,200
No?
507
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,760
I'm sorry I made you feel embarrassed.
508
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,280
I don't think the alien stuff is silly,
but it's not real.
509
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,280
I'd like to be a bit more grounded
and in the moment with you.
510
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,760
Aliens are definitely real.
511
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,840
There are potentially endless galaxies
and planets and universes out there,
512
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,400
and you actually think
we're the only life that exists?
513
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,200
I think it's better to focus
on the life that we have on Earth.
514
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,600
I can't believe
you don't think aliens are real.
515
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,200
I can't believe you do.
516
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,840
It's getting dark.
517
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,120
It's gonna be cold once it's dark.
518
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,760
I only got a B in French,
so if we find someone to help,
519
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,080
how do we know they're actually
a kind stranger and not some psychopath?
520
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,560
What are we gonna eat?
521
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,240
I'm hungry all the time!
522
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,720
I'm panicking. Are you panicking?
523
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,960
No. We're not gonna starve to death.
524
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,320
I don't think you're taking this
seriously enough. We could die.
525
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,480
We're not gonna die.
526
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,400
Someone will drive past.
We can use their phone.
527
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,320
It's gonna be fine.
528
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,360
We should hitchhike
or just walk to a nearby town.
529
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,040
I think we should stay here.
530
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,720
Okay, this is bad.
531
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,080
This is very bad.
532
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,280
Okay.
How… how do you say "help" in French?
533
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,600
How do I say "help"?
534
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,200
Help!
535
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,960
I am help!
536
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,040
Why are you laughing?
537
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,800
-Sorry. You're funny when you're stressed.
-Well, you're not helping.
538
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,720
I am help!
539
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,680
Something you wanna say?
540
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,680
I think poetry's dumb.
541
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,240
Why?
542
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,400
It's just long words
that don't make any sense.
543
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,240
Maybe you're not listening.
544
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,080
I have written a poem about you.
545
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,200
"I shed blood over what?"
546
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,560
-You fell over-- Right.
-"A rectangle man so unremarkable."
547
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,680
"A boring horse."
548
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,600
"Its blah-blah eyes never open,
never closed."
549
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,520
"His head shape so average."
550
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,080
That's actually quite good.
551
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,880
I think I was wrong though.
552
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,360
You're not as unremarkable as I thought.
553
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,520
Hm. Mm-hmm.
554
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,680
Even if you don't do the forum,
555
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,600
maybe you should still talk to Hope
about the changing room thing.
556
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,480
I don't like Hope,
557
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,280
but it's important to you,
so I think we should make her listen.
558
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,840
What do you think?
559
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,000
-Okay, well, I think…
560
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,640
we can make things better.
561
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,320
I didn't think I cared about things,
562
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,240
but I do.
563
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,200
Hm.
564
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,280
You made me realize that I do.
565
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,240
Okay.
566
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,440
-We'll make her listen.
-Yes!
567
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,160
You are beautiful.
568
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,160
Um, I'm sorry, Jackson. I don't…
569
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,280
I don't think I can do this.
570
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,600
-Okay. No, that's cool.
-Sorry.
571
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,720
Can you pass this to Maeve?
572
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,640
Babe,
573
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,120
are you not attracted to me anymore?
574
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,400
I won't be upset.
575
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,880
Of course I'll be upset. I just need
to know if you wanna be with me.
576
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,200
Course I wanna be with you.
577
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,120
Maeve's not here.
578
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,880
Maeve? Maeve?
579
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:47,920
Where's Maeve?
580
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,080
She's definitely not here.
581
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,640
Maeve Wiley's not on the coach.
582
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,720
That can't be right.
I did a head count. Maeve?
583
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,400
-Maeve? Maeve?
-Maeve! Maeve!
584
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,560
Who is Maeve?
585
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,280
Who are you?
586
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,520
I'm Albert.
587
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,360
-Oh…
-Colin Ray Hendricks.
588
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,920
Terry, turn the coach around! Maeve?
589
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,520
Why did you and Ruby break up?
590
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,440
Um,
591
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,880
I didn't like her as much as she liked me.
592
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,280
-It's true. I know.
593
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,600
What about you?
How's it going with that Isaac guy?
594
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,800
"That Isaac guy."
595
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,880
Yeah, things are good.
596
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,920
I like him.
597
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,280
Hm.
598
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,520
I know you left me a voice mail.
599
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,600
Can we not, uh, talk about that?
600
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,920
It's embarrassing enough
you've ignored me for months.
601
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,160
Or pretend it didn't happen.
602
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,440
I never got it.
603
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,320
Isaac deleted it.
604
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,320
What do you mean, "deleted"?
605
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,400
He was trying to protect me, apparently.
606
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,600
He fucked up. It's a whole thing.
607
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,360
So you… you never heard it?
608
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,360
Nope.
609
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,560
How long have you known?
610
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,600
I don't know. Couple weeks.
611
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,120
And you didn't say anything?
612
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,480
No.
613
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,360
You acted like a complete dick
to me last term.
614
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,840
You don't get let off the hook
'cause you call up once and say I'm sorry.
615
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,680
That's exactly how apologies work, Maeve.
616
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,520
He shouldn't have deleted it.
617
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,480
No, he shouldn't have.
618
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,280
But he did, and here we are.
619
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,320
What did it say?
620
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,720
The voice mail?
621
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,440
Doesn't matter.
622
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,360
It was ages ago.
623
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,760
Matters to me.
624
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,360
It was something like,
625
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,520
"Hi, Maeve."
626
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,280
"I'm watching you on TV right now."
627
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:51,800
"And I wanted to let you know
how proud I am of you."
628
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,920
"And about how you saying you had feelings
for me was all I ever wanted to hear."
629
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,040
"'Cause it's always been you."
630
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,120
"I love you."
631
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,720
Anyway, it was stupid.
632
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,000
Did you mean it?
633
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,800
Did you mean it?
634
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,000
Of course I meant it.
635
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,560
I can't… I can't do this.
636
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,560
Okay.
637
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,280
I understand.
638
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,000
I don't… I don't wanna lose you again.
639
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,960
I'm confused. This is confusing me.
640
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,640
Ruby, don't look.
641
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,200
Ah!
642
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,400
Milburn. You're here too.
We had no idea you were missing.
643
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,200
So sorry.
644
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,960
Come on, guys, on the coach. On the coach!
645
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,440
-Oh my…
646
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,240
-Woo-hoo!
647
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,520
We're the worst teachers.
648
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,240
-But we are good in a crisis.
-Yeah.
649
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,520
And we make the most incredible team.
650
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,840
Don't you think?
651
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,160
What are you doing?
652
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,680
Emily Swati Sands…
653
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,600
will you marry me?
654
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,920
Of course not.
We've been dating less than a year.
655
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,160
But…
656
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,760
I have been thinking
that maybe we could move in together.
657
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:33,680
Really?
658
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,720
Yeah.
659
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,800
But where will Michael live?
660
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,920
He's a grown man. He'll be fine.
661
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,640
Yes! Yes! Yes!
662
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,680
Save your applause.
663
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,640
We are not getting married,
but we are moving in together!
664
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,240
Can we please go home?
665
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,600
Uh, miss, I'm ready for my presentation.
666
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,240
Oh, we're not doing that
till we get back to school, Kyle.
667
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,200
All right, listen up, everyone.
I've had an epiphany on this trip.
668
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,040
We're all gonna die.
669
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,600
-Kyle, sit down.
-Life is so short.
670
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,120
We might not be dead yet,
like those poor, young soldiers,
671
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,400
but one day we will be.
672
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,160
So, my point is…
673
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,040
Where'd he get that?
That's a soldier's hat. Stolen property!
674
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,200
Oh.
675
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,560
I've forgotten what my point is,
but how cool is my hat?
676
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,880
It's not cool, Kyle.
677
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,080
Oh yeah. Um…
678
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:46,600
My… my point is that we should try
and live in the moment
679
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,800
because we don't have long.
680
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,200
So,
681
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,520
if you love someone,
you should tell 'em that you love 'em.
682
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,760
Tell 'em now.
683
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,840
Because it might be too late.
684
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,560
Life is
685
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:03,760
fragile.
686
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,800
So, in the spirit of spreading the love,
687
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,560
I got a little gift for everyone.
688
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,560
These are called magic mushrooms.
689
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,480
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-So--
690
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:15,720
Kyle, sit down!
691
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:16,920
Sit down, Kyle.
692
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,080
You have to spoil it.
You were doing so well, Kyle.
693
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,280
Let's just forget that happened,
all right?
694
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,400
I know this trip
has been hard for some of you.
695
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:31,200
But we're only half an hour away
from the White Cliffs of Dover.
696
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:33,160
So, let's fix up,
697
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,880
tidy up our uniforms,
698
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,240
and get our general shit together.
699
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,800
Yeah?
700
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,320
Cheers.
701
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,000
Lights, please, Terry.
702
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:12,880
Fucking love you.
703
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,920
Baba ghanoush.
704
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,840
Hey, hey, hey! Come on.
705
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,520
-Hey, do you want a lift?
-Uh, no, thanks.
706
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,640
Please don't tell.
707
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,880
Maeve? Maeve.
708
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:11,960
Yeah?
709
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,160
We should talk about what happened.
710
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,400
Is it okay if we don't tonight?
711
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,920
I need to sort my head out.
712
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,600
That's okay.
713
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,320
-Hm.
714
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,120
Cal.
715
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,280
Are we okay?
716
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,920
Yeah, yeah. We're totally fine.
I'll see you on Monday.
717
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:50,760
How'd it go?
718
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:57,280
It was… 100% peachy. Yeah.
719
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,040
Oh, Grandma! Grandma!
720
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,040
Come on.
721
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,760
Eric! Eric!
722
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,600
-Hey, Auntie! Auntie!
-Eric!
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