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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:08,960 Whoo! 2 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,400 Whoo! 3 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,520 That was so great! 4 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,240 It was okay. 5 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,640 I didn't come though. 6 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:34,400 But you do usually come, though, right? 7 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,000 Yeah. I mean, with other guys. 8 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,840 But not with me? 9 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,600 Well, this is quite a surprise. 10 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,240 Who gave you these orgasms, then? 11 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:50,120 Tom Baker, Joe Fuchart, Ryan Bailey... 12 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,720 Okay, I get it. I get it. 13 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,680 - What did they do different? - I don't know. Maybe do some research. 14 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,680 Am I bad at sex? 15 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,520 - Hello? - Good morning, darling! 16 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,200 - Wanted to make sure you didn't sleep in. - Mm-hmm. 17 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,480 - You had breakfast yet? - Mm-hmm. 18 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,960 Can I please have more than a one-grunt answer? 19 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,040 Have you told Jakob yet? 20 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:55,000 I'm about to be on-air, sweetheart, so I'll… We'll talk about that later. 21 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,480 We have Dr. Jean Milburn here to talk about her new book, 22 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:06,040 Uneducated Nation - A Sex Education Manifesto for Our Youth. 23 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,400 She wrote this as a response to working on campus at Moordale Secondary, 24 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:14,760 which got some pretty bad press recently following a chlamydia outbreak, 25 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,760 and the performance of a so-called "sex musical." 26 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,600 So, Dr. Milburn, tell us about the book. 27 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:28,720 Well, I was shocked at the ineptitude of the SRE curriculums in schools. 28 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:34,960 So I created this easy-to-read manual to help empower our teenagers, 29 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:39,840 and their parents, as they become sexually active young adults. 30 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,000 Sounds a bit racy. 31 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,880 Well, if, by racy, you mean highly researched 32 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:50,040 and completely essential to the health and well-being of our children, 33 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,360 then, yes, I suppose it is. 34 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,120 A lot of people will be sitting at home thinking, 35 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,840 "I wasn't taught this stuff, and I…" 36 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:58,760 Thanks. 37 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,280 "Is it really necessary?" 38 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:04,360 Hopefully, if people read my book, they'll understand how… 39 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,240 They're not still going on about "Sex School," are they? 40 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,360 Mm. It's as if no one in this town's had sex before. 41 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,000 Okay, thanks for the tea, Joe! 42 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,520 I better go. 43 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,480 I don't wanna be late for my first day. 44 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:19,160 If you're not gonna finish your tea, at least take your lunch. 45 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,120 Oh. 46 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,400 It's a fancy sandwich. Cheese and ham. 47 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,840 - Wow. - Mm. 48 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,880 Hm. Thank you. See you later. Have a nice day. 49 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,240 - Bye. - Good luck! 50 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:38,600 Enough of the yearning looks, you pillock. Just tell her you like her already. 51 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,240 - Hi! - Hi! 52 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,400 Nice ride, Aimes. 53 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:52,800 Thanks! Mum thinks I'm safer driving than getting the bus, so here we are. 54 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:53,920 Okay. 55 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,640 Who's this? 56 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,040 Maeve, that's Steve. 57 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,160 No, Aimee, the goat. 58 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,160 Oh! She's our commitment animal. 59 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,720 Apparently, pets bring couples closer together. 60 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,320 We didn't think about who was gonna look after her when we're at school, so… 61 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,440 Yeah. Right! 62 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,440 Whoa! Hey! 63 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:18,840 Sorry, love! 64 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,560 - Aimes? - You okay? 65 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,960 - No! - Yeah. 66 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,560 Let's try that again, shall we? 67 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,280 Oatcake, what's on your face? 68 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,560 It's a mustache. I've been growing it all summer, 69 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:47,400 but somebody has been too busy having sex with their new boyfriend to notice. 70 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,600 Uh, I was hoping it was a phase. 71 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,600 And Adam and I aren't having sex sex. 72 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,400 We're just doing hand jobs and stuff. 73 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,760 Hand jobs is sex. Virginity is a construct. 74 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:59,080 Yes! Yes, I know! 75 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,240 But I really want to go all the way! 76 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,680 What is it you want to say to me? 77 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,640 I think you need to be careful. 78 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,640 And I think you need to make more of an effort with him. 79 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,280 Okay. Okay, I will. 80 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,320 Hey, I forgot to tell you. I saw Maeve the other day. 81 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,840 Why are you telling me about Maeve? 82 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,320 - I thought you might wanna know? - She hasn't responded to my message. 83 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:31,200 She's made it abundantly clear she doesn't want me in her life, so, no. 84 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,000 I don't need to know what Maeve is doing anymore. 85 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,200 Well, I just... 86 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,960 Oh my God! 87 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,080 The fuck is that? 88 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,160 - Adam, you fucking idiot! - Fuck! 89 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,960 Whoo! Ha ha! 90 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,080 All right, New Kid? 91 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,760 What is that on your face? 92 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,560 What's Adam Groff doing back? 93 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,600 I heard his mum bribed the school to let him back. 94 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,400 And you know he's gay now, right? 95 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:09,920 You okay? 96 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:11,720 Yeah, I'm fine. 97 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,440 Oatcake, you all right? 98 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,800 I'm A-okay, Eric. I'm fine. I'm chillaxed! 99 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,000 To the max! 100 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,840 Okay then, Mr. Mustache. 101 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,200 So you guys didn't speak much over summer? 102 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,800 No. I haven't heard from him since last term. 103 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,480 - I always thought you two would make up. - We're not fighting. 104 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,840 We're just not friends anymore. 105 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,080 Why's there a camera crew here? 106 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,120 You've grown! 107 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,920 Massive! 108 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,880 Hey, hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, girls! Why is there a goat on campus? 109 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,880 She's mine and Steve's commitment animal. 110 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,920 Right. You didn't think of a hamster? 111 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,560 Or, um, a terrapin? 112 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,440 Or a worm farm? 113 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,520 How's Eugene? 114 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,400 I mean, long-distance is hard, 115 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,600 but I think if we play our cards right, we'll both end up at Oxford. 116 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,000 Did I tell you he speaks six languages? 117 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,000 Yes. 118 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,800 Here are some of the students currently attendingwhat has been dubbed 119 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,280 the "Sex School." 120 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:26,160 Oh, excuse me, young man, what can you tell us 121 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,200 about last year's chlamydia outbreak on campus? 122 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,440 Please speak. 123 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,120 We're live. 124 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,000 Uh, hi. Hi. 125 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,240 I'm Eric Effiong. 126 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:49,320 And all I can say about the outbreak was that it was absolutely terrifying. 127 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,120 We were scared for our lives. 128 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,040 Do you have an opinion, young man? 129 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:56,640 Yes. 130 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,280 Firstly, it was mass hysteria, 131 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,480 not a chlamydia outbreak. Your facts are wrong. 132 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,000 - Otis, shh! We're on TV. - Yeah, shut up, Milburn! 133 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,280 - Are you Dr. Jean Milburn's son? - Yes. Yes, he is that. 134 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:10,800 Are the students of Moordale as depraved as your mother makes out in her new book? 135 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:14,760 I think my mum's book is an honest insight into teenagers today, 136 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,040 and people should probably read it before speculating. 137 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,560 You should probably read it. 138 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,120 Probably. 139 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,200 It's true. I do love an empty school. 140 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,600 - But it's nice to see the students. - Priceless. 141 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,520 I used to teach geography before I became a headmaster. 142 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,400 I'm also very experienced in teaching history and... 143 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,200 Thanks for coming in, Mr. Groff. We will consider your application. 144 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,800 Are you actually going to consider my application? 145 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,600 No. 146 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:50,640 I'm sorry. The controversy surrounding Moordale Secondary is too fresh. 147 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,120 You're also far too experienced for this role. 148 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,880 This is the fifth teaching position that I've applied for, 149 00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:00,120 and frankly, I'm running out of options. 150 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:02,680 It's still a no. 151 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,360 Good morning, Moordale! 152 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,240 How is everyone feeling today? 153 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,560 Really good! 154 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:52,240 I am your new head teacher, Mrs. Haddon, 155 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,200 but you can call me Hope. 156 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,840 She's cool. Teachers aren't supposed to be cool. 157 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,040 The first thing you need to know about me 158 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,480 is that I used to be sitting where you are now. 159 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,960 Literally. 160 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,440 Yeah, I went to Moordale too. 161 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,520 - I love her lipstick. It's so bold. - Mm. 162 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,320 I've achieved a lot since then. 163 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:18,240 Two degrees, teaching positions at some of the country's top institutions, 164 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:23,040 and by 28, I became the youngest head teacher in the UK. 165 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:28,320 But the years I spent in this building were the best of my life. 166 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:32,080 This school not only encouraged me to excel academically, 167 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,000 but it truly allowed me to find my purpose. 168 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,080 Which is why it's been so hurtful to read some of the horrible things 169 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,280 written about Moordale in the press. 170 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,840 I don't know what went wrong 171 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,480 or how we ended up here, 172 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,800 but I do know 173 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,680 it changes today. 174 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,960 I can promise you this. 175 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:02,840 If you work hard and you take pride in your school, 176 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:07,440 I will get Moordale and your futures 177 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,360 back on track. 178 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,160 - Yeah! - Oh! 179 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,320 - Wow! - Come on, girl! 180 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,280 So let me hear you. 181 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,360 Let's get Moordale… 182 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,960 Back on track! 183 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,480 Let's get Moordale… 184 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,000 - I love her. - Back on track! 185 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,880 She's like Joan of Arc, but cooler. 186 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,960 - Back on track! - Yes! 187 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,800 Wow! 188 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,560 - Thank you all! - Come on. 189 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,200 To a great start and a great week. And oh! 190 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:41,240 Can Otis Milburn and Maeve Wiley come to my office, please? 191 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,520 You get to meet her in the flesh. 192 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:45,840 Maeve! 193 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:02,880 Hi, Jakob! 194 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,560 You're looking well. 195 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,560 Oh, this? 196 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,600 Funny story. 197 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,320 You impregnated me. 198 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,720 Surprise! 199 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,200 Oh shit. 200 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,960 Damn it! Shit, shit, shit! 201 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,840 How come you're back in school? 202 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,440 I wanna learn some shit, don't I? 203 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,840 You must be Jackson Marchetti, famed head boy. 204 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,000 That would be me. 205 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,680 Of course. Of course. 206 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,240 Acting, swimming extraordinaire. 207 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,280 I'm re-enrolling. I think I need to take some kind of test. 208 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,720 Ah, yes, Mr. Groff's son. 209 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,640 My receptionist has your paperwork. 210 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,240 Hi, guys. You can go straight in. 211 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,840 Jackson, can I get you to come back a bit later? 212 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,680 It was really lovely to meet you. 213 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,000 I've heard a lot about the two of you. 214 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,400 Sit down. 215 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,320 Don't worry. You're not in any trouble. 216 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:33,800 An on-campus sex clinic for teenagers is rather entrepreneurial, in my opinion. 217 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,440 Shows a lot of business savvy. 218 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,920 Is it something you're wanting to pursue? 219 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,160 N… no. 220 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,600 No. We don't run the clinic anymore. 221 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,320 We've realized it wasn't very ethical, and we... 222 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,240 We sort of stopped being friends. We grew apart. 223 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,880 Oh. That's a shame. 224 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:02,480 Anyway, I just wanted to say that Moordale is here to encourage your passions. 225 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,200 It would be great if you could keep me in the loop 226 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,560 of any further business endeavors you come up with in the future. 227 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,280 That's it. 228 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,320 Okay. 229 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,720 Thank you. 230 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:19,800 Oh, Otis… 231 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,040 Tell your mum I'm really looking forward to reading her book. 232 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,680 I will… Yeah. Yeah. 233 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,720 - I thought we were screwed. - Me too. 234 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,360 - Shit. Well, thank God. - Yeah. 235 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,040 So why aren't we friends anymore? 236 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,200 Nice beard. 237 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,480 What's your point? 238 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,800 Nothing. 239 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,640 We're just in different places. 240 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,000 If that's what you wanna call it. 241 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,200 Bye, Otis. 242 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,240 Maeve? 243 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,640 Yeah? 244 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,920 It's called a mustache. 245 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,400 Yeah, no shit. 246 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,320 - Wait. Did anyone see you coming in? - No, I was careful. 247 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,440 Okay. 248 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,120 Careful there. Careful there. 249 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,680 Okay. 250 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,360 Oh, your aftershave is so cheap. It turns me on. 251 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,360 Hi, I'm looking for Sex King? 252 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,480 What is the problem, young man? 253 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:37,160 Um, my girlfriend told me she's never come having sex with me, 254 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,960 but she did used to with other guys. 255 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,040 - What are your measurements? - What do you mean? 256 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,040 Women need a large penis in order to come. 257 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,160 A smaller penis could be okay with the right amount of girth, 258 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,600 but a small dick and no girth will never please a woman. 259 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,960 I've, uh, never measured. 260 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,640 Come back to me when you do. 261 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,640 I'll need measurements for width, length, erect, and flaccid. 262 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,160 That'll be 30 pounds, please. 263 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,440 - But you haven't helped. - Half now, half later? 264 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,800 Kyle? 265 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,400 Milburn! It's only you. 266 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,880 Thought it was the fuzz again. I'm the Sex King now! 267 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,960 You are no such thing! 268 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,800 You left a gap in the market. 269 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,920 - "Pubes are overrated"? - Yeah. 270 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,400 "To win the race, come on the face"? 271 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,400 Big-time. 272 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,240 Are you just getting all your advice from porn? 273 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:54,360 Look, no offense, mate, but I've had a lot more sex than you. 274 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:59,960 Well, I'm going to have to report you because this is dangerous and it's wrong. 275 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,760 Shoot! 276 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,120 What are you doing in here, anyway? 277 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,080 Nothing. 278 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,920 Kyle. 279 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,080 Ruby! What are you doing here? 280 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,040 Well, well, well. 281 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:31,280 Ruby Matthews is secretly shagging Otis Milburn. 282 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,080 - Kyle… - People are gonna love this! 283 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,800 Kyle, wait! Please don't tell anyone about this. 284 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,120 Then you can't tell anyone about me being the Sex King. 285 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,000 Unless you want everyone to know about your secret sex affair. 286 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,480 Laters, losers. 287 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,680 Well done. 288 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,840 Ruby! Ruby! Ruby, wait! 289 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,680 I… I have to tell somebody. He could hurt people! 290 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,160 Otis, 291 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,160 do you like having sex with me? 292 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,080 Mm. 293 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,720 Do you like it when I touch you? 294 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,680 Would you like it if I were to suddenly stop touching you forever? 295 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,880 No. 296 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,120 - Then you will keep your mouth shut. - Mm. 297 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,000 Remember, five feet behind me at all times. 298 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,800 Someone else is giving out sex advice on campus. 299 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,760 Who? 300 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,400 I can't say. 301 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,720 What do you mean, "You can't say"? We tell each other everything! 302 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,800 You know it stays between me and you. 303 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,440 Okay. Okay, fine. 304 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,160 - It's Kyle. - Hmm? 305 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,360 He's charging people for advice and calling himself the Sex King. 306 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,760 Look at my big tits! 307 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,960 - I mean, we have to tell someone. - We can't. 308 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:07,920 Why not? 309 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,440 Because 310 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,280 if I do, he's gonna tell people I'm hooking up with Ruby. 311 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,640 Sorry, what? 312 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,520 Look, I haven't told you, 313 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,920 but we've been having casual sex all over summer. 314 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,920 She wants it to be a secret, and we haven't seen each other that much. 315 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,120 Are you kidding? 316 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,560 Hey, what's that on your neck? 317 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,960 Oh my God! 318 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,360 What? How? When? 319 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,560 Okay, okay, okay. 320 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,560 So, it was Olivia's party. 321 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,600 You were supposed to come but decided to watch movies with Adam. 322 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,200 Anyway, I was there on my own. 323 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,560 At first, Ruby ignored me. 324 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,680 But then… 325 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,480 - Milburn! - Oh! 326 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,720 Oh. Hi, Ruby, what are you? 327 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,680 I'm early 2000s Christina Aguilera. 328 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,440 Very cool. I'm macaroni cheese. 329 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,200 - Shut up and have sex with me. - What are you sad about tonight? 330 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,440 I'm a teenage girl, Otis. I'm always sad. 331 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,280 Wait. Why were you macaroni cheese? 332 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,360 That's not the point, Eric! 333 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,320 - Sorry. - I'm sorry I didn't tell you before. 334 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,520 I think I'm still figuring it out myself. 335 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,680 You're having casual sex with the most popular girl in school? 336 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,600 I know! 337 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,640 - I'm so proud of you! - It's amazing. 338 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,960 - I'm so proud of you! - And there's no strings. 339 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,600 - So nobody gets hurt. - Mm. 340 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,200 Wahey! Whoa! 341 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,000 What you gonna do about Kyle? 342 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,640 I guess it's not my responsibility anymore? 343 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,680 Ow! Oh! 344 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,040 Groff loves penis! 345 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,320 How did the test go? 346 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,320 It does look bad. 347 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:11,720 You got a problem? 348 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,080 No, Adam. Sorry, Adam. 349 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,640 What are you doing? 350 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,480 They… they were talking about me. 351 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,880 But that doesn't mean you can hurt people, Adam. 352 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,120 No, I… I can't do this again. 353 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,600 What are you all looking at? 354 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,960 Hey, hey, little bro! 355 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,800 How was the, uh, job interview? 356 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,120 Did you smash it? 357 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,000 Yeah, yes, it was great. Um, I start tomorrow. 358 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,480 Thank fuck! 359 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,960 Hey, tell me something. 360 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,840 What's an average teacher's salary these days? 361 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,080 You know, ballpark. We were talking at work, and we haven't got a clue. 362 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,440 - Well, it starts... - Mm. 363 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,000 Taste that. Go on, it's a protein shake. 364 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,280 How fucking good is that? 365 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,520 Come on! Eh? 366 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:43,480 Oh shit. You remember James McBride? He's only gone and bought a yacht. 367 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,480 Now the wife's dropping fucking hints. 368 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,280 Know what the secret to a happy marriage is? 369 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,840 I'm not really the best person to answer that, Peter. 370 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,360 Money. Well, that and keeping the toilet seat down, but 371 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,280 mostly fucking money… 372 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,120 I'm so wired after court today! I fucking destroyed the defendant. 373 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,240 I mean, I just like… …dismembered them. 374 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,160 Come on. Quick game of squash, Chub-Chub? 375 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,000 Oink, oink. 376 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,400 Nice day at school? 377 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,880 Yeah, it was all right. Your book is causing quite the stir. 378 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,520 - Press there and everything. - Really? 379 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,760 - It's not that controversial. - I know. 380 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,120 Mm. Wanna watch a movie tonight? 381 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,600 How about When Harry Met Sally…? 382 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,520 Or… 383 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,160 …How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days? 384 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,560 You choose. 385 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,080 I'm going out. 386 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,240 Where? 387 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,920 I have homework with Eric. 388 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,280 - I'll be home later. - Right. 389 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,320 Oh, Otis. 390 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,560 I've got a scan tomorrow. Will you come with me? 391 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,520 Please? 392 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,440 Sure. 393 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,000 But you have to tell him, Mum. 394 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,000 I will. 395 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,680 Go away, Mum. 396 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,840 You're not wanking, are you? 397 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,120 Are you okay? 398 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,240 Do you wanna go and smash some shit? 399 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,240 Or we could talk instead? 400 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,520 I'm… I'm not good at talking. 401 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,240 When my mum died, I was angry all the time. 402 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,480 My counselor told me to take my anger out on a pillow, 403 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,440 so I punched my pillow every night for months. 404 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:51,400 But in the end, it turned out that talking was the only thing that helped. 405 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,560 What happened today? 406 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,240 I… I don't want people to think I'm a pussy. 407 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,040 - 'Cause you're dating a guy? - I'm still a man. 408 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,880 Yeah. Of course you're still a man. 409 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,800 But you know, men don't need to hit things, 410 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,640 and men can date other men. 411 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,680 - You need to tell Eric how you feel. - I don't… 412 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,720 I don't know how. 413 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,120 Well, I think you should try. 414 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,280 Ya pussy! 415 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:31,480 Can we do the punching pillow thing first? 416 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,480 Absolutely. Bring it here. 417 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,400 So what you have do is just take a deep breath in. 418 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,920 - Mm-hmm. - Get yourself all pumped up. 419 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,480 Ah! 420 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,360 Get it. 421 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,240 That's a good effort, Michaela! 422 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,400 Quick shower, then, uh, Quorn Bolognese. 423 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,800 Fucking love Quorn! 424 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,360 Oh God. 425 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,240 I said, don't wear your jacket! People might recognize you! 426 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,400 It's cold, and we're in the woods. I'm sure it will be fine. 427 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,840 And the jeans… 428 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,240 Mmm. 429 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,600 Thank you. 430 00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,200 Yes. 431 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,680 Hello! 432 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,560 Let me get my leg. 433 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:05,880 Shh. 434 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,600 Okay. 435 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,960 Oh! Ow! 436 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,320 Ow, ow, ow! 437 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,400 - Stop. - Careful of my hair. 438 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,400 Okay, this isn't working. Can't we go to your house? Or mine? 439 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,400 Houses are off-limits. It's too risky. 440 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,440 I get that you want us to be a secret, 441 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,080 but it feels like you're embarrassed to even be seen near me. 442 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,800 I'm a very private person, Otis. 443 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,440 I think you're embarrassed. 444 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,320 Okay, fine. I'm embarrassed! 445 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,120 I am hot and popular, 446 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,760 and you are a badly-dressed stick man with a creepy mustache. 447 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,680 You said you liked my mustache. 448 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,360 And I was good at sex. 449 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,120 You are good at sex, Otis, 450 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,000 but that doesn't mean I want to be seen in public with you. 451 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,320 Well, I don't wanna be seen in public with someone who is mean 452 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,960 and uses people for their good sex skills! 453 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,800 I have more self-respect than that. 454 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,400 We're done. 455 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,400 And we're not done. We're over! 456 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,720 "Over" and "done" mean the same thing! 457 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,080 I know, baby. 458 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,760 Hi, this is Erin. Leave a message. 459 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,400 Hi, Mum, it's Maeve. 460 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,400 Listen, I know you're not speaking to me, but I really think we should talk. 461 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,960 Call me back? 462 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,440 I miss you. 463 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,000 Hey, Maeve. 464 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,880 Can I talk to you about something? 465 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,800 Yeah. 466 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,400 What's wrong? 467 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,560 Mum still isn't answering me. 468 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,520 She hates me. 469 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,400 You did the right thing, and don't forget that. 470 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,880 What do you wanna talk about? 471 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,280 I wanted to talk about the… 472 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,760 Um… 473 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,520 I wanted to talk about… 474 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,480 Breakfast. 475 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,960 Raspberry or strawberry jam? 476 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,680 Uh, raspberry. 477 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,920 Well, good news, we've got neither. 478 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,560 Mm. Very good, very good. I'll be out in a second. 479 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,680 Thanks so much for coming in again, Jackson. 480 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,640 I basically just wanted to get to know you a bit, 481 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,200 seeing as we'll be working closely together. 482 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,920 You know, I was once head girl here. 483 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,120 I get the responsibility. 484 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,680 Yeah, it's fun. 485 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,080 And challenging, I hope. 486 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:28,920 Hm. 487 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:34,000 The thing is, I'm really wanting to inject some proper passion back into this place. 488 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,040 To create an environment where everyone can excel, 489 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,160 no matter what path they choose to go down. 490 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,840 Hope, the press are here for your interview. 491 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,320 Thank you. I'll be right there. 492 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:50,040 I wanted to share with you the new school values. 493 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,640 I'm excited to hear your feedback when you get a chance. 494 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,000 Hi! 495 00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,920 Oh, and, Jackson, 496 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,080 I'm going to need you to take this role a bit more seriously than you have been. 497 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,800 I'm not really into the whole "cool guy" thing 498 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,920 if you know what I mean. 499 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,760 Not really. 500 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,960 You will. 501 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,120 She's nuts. 502 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,200 - Cal, it's PE. Are you coming? - Yeah, I'll be right there. 503 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,960 - Whoa! - Hey. 504 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,360 - Oh. Oops. - Whoa! 505 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,360 I'm… Okay, I'm in your way, obviously. 506 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:29,840 It's okay. 507 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,120 After you, good human. 508 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,880 - Hey. - Hey. 509 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,600 I don't like it when I hurt people. 510 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,520 - Then don't. - Yeah. 511 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,280 I don't know why I do it. I just get so 512 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,240 angry, but… 513 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,200 I wanna change. 514 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,440 Okay. 515 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,080 You're a poofter now, Groff? 516 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,480 Yeah, I am a bit of a poofter now. 517 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,400 Is that all right with you? 518 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,760 Yeah, mate. I think it's cool. 519 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,960 Yeah, congrats, dude. 520 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,240 You don't need to congratulate someone on being gay. 521 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,720 Okay. Width, length, flaccid, erect. 522 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,560 Shit. It's not very big, is it? Come on. Let's get you hard. 523 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,040 Yeah! 524 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,320 Come on! 525 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,680 For the love of God! Come on! 526 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,800 Come on! 527 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,760 - Hello. Nice to meet you. - And you. 528 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,080 We were thinking, I don't know… 529 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,640 Shit! 530 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:02,760 Strange. 531 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,200 I guess it's lost property for you. 532 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,840 Fuck. 533 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,760 Dude, why are you naked? 534 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,040 Don't look at my dick! 535 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,600 Hey, Otis. Is it true that you and Ruby are a thing now? 536 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,000 No. No. Why did you say that? 537 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,360 Everyone's talking about it. 538 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,560 Sex King. 539 00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:01,840 So in the structure, the double bond causes a kink in the tail. 540 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,080 Uh-huh. 541 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,200 So… Aimee Gibbs! 542 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,480 Sir, I need to take Goat out for a wee. 543 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,760 Right, fine. Go on. 544 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:13,000 See, this is exactly why you shouldn't be bringing livestock into school. 545 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,360 - My mum's looking after her tomorrow. - Good. 546 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,120 Okay, this is the only goat you should be seeing in school. 547 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,560 Uh, it's a goatee. 548 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,040 It's my new look. Hands up who likes it. 549 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,440 Oh God. Oh God. 550 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,760 Do a wee for Mummy. 551 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,760 What the f... 552 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,240 Fatty acids! 553 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,600 - Okay… - Sir, Dex Thompson's naked! 554 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,800 Oh my God! It's tiny! 555 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,840 Look away! I don't want you to see my dick! 556 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,840 Fuck! 557 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,840 Penis! 558 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,160 What is happening? Tell me now! 559 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,040 Why are you naked? 560 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,480 Dex? 561 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,360 - I need to borrow this. - No, not my goat. Not my goat. 562 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,120 - I'll bring it back as soon as I can. - Don't take her! 563 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,520 - I'll bring it back. - Please! 564 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,360 - I'm sorry. - Please! 565 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,080 Goat! 566 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,960 I would say I'm here to try and bring back a sense of community 567 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,480 and family values that... 568 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,600 Is that a dog? 569 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,520 It's a fucking goat. Film it, for Christ's sake! 570 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,880 What were you saying about family values, Headmistress? 571 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,680 Would you just excuse me just one moment? Thank you. 572 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,440 No. 573 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,320 No, no, no! 574 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,120 No, no, no, no! 575 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,560 I think I just lost all my work. 576 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,760 Yeah, the computers are terrible. Maybe get a laptop. 577 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,880 - Hey. Hey, have you seen Kyle? - No. 578 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,560 I should never have listened to the fucking Sex King! 579 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,680 Dex, are you okay? 580 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,040 I should never have listened to the Sex King. 581 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,080 Who's the Sex King? 582 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,560 Kyle. 583 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,560 Okay, okay, okay. 584 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,920 Hey! 585 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,960 Are you stalking me, woman? 586 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,080 No! No, don't be ridiculous. 587 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:58,360 I just happened to be driving by this place where you work. 588 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,360 You've driven past 15 times! 589 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,640 I can see you out the window. 590 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,200 What's going on? 591 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,640 Can we talk? 592 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,840 If you stop being scary. 593 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:15,880 Yes. 594 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,680 - Are you stepping out? - Mm-hmm. 595 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,680 Good. 596 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,800 So, Dex, 597 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,080 how did we get here? 598 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,480 I was measuring my penis. 599 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,080 Mm. I told him to do that. So what're your stats, then? 600 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,240 I was interrupted. 601 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,840 And I don't wanna know. 602 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,240 What if I do have a small penis, and I can never please a woman? 603 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,600 Maybe you can look at it for me and tell me if it's small. 604 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,680 - Yeah! Sure. - No! No! No! 605 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,920 No! No, nobody's inspecting anything 606 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,600 because penis size isn't important. 607 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,280 Only guys with small dicks say that. 608 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:19,120 Dex, you shouldn't compare the size of your dick to anyone else's. 609 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,640 It's irrelevant and unhelpful. 610 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,960 You'd also be surprised 611 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,720 how many guys have insecurities about the size of their penis 612 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,440 and exaggerated views as to what other male genitals look like. 613 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:34,080 It's true. I wish mine was straighter. 614 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,720 It sort of bends to the side a bit. 615 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,440 It's… it's wonky, you know? 616 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,520 It's not wonky. 617 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,200 It's unique. 618 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,960 Thanks, Milburn. 619 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,920 That means a lot. 620 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,920 Well, that's very touching. 621 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,440 Dex, why did you say you'll never please a woman? 622 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,360 He can't make his girlfriend come during sex. 623 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,000 What kind of sex? 624 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,480 You know, just normal fucking. 625 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:12,040 Okay. Well, most women struggle to orgasm from penetration alone. 626 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,240 - Really? - Yeah. 627 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,600 You heard of the clitoris? 628 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,400 Sure. 629 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,160 Might be time to get acquainted with it. Ask your girlfriend what she likes. 630 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:27,720 And remember that orgasm doesn't have to be the main goal of sex. 631 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,440 You can have fun 632 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,200 and be creative. 633 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,120 Could you clarify? 634 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,680 You have ten fingers and a tongue, Dex. 635 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,480 Use your imagination. 636 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,560 Wow. 637 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:44,160 You guys are actually really good at giving out sex advice. 638 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,200 Maybe keep this on the down-low? Could be bad for my business. 639 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,600 Hey. I'm going to lost property, but thanks for the help. 640 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,120 Oh! And, hey, Otis, I heard about you and Ruby. 641 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,840 Don't know how you pulled that off, but congrats. 642 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:10,240 - You and Ruby are a thing. - Well, we're not anymore. 643 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,240 We were for a bit, but it was casual, you know? 644 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,360 No feelings. 645 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,680 No feelings. Sounds cool. 646 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 Thanks for telling everyone, Kyle. 647 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,640 Well, I didn't tell anyone. 648 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,600 But now everyone knows about you and Ruby, 649 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,520 guess I can carry on being the Sex King. 650 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,360 Au revoir, loser! 651 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,480 It means exactly the opposite of that, Kyle! 652 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,640 I didn't know whether I was going to keep it. 653 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,200 I was confused, and 654 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,880 I kept putting it off. 655 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,320 Then I started writing my book. 656 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,960 And I enjoyed every second of that, and I got immersed. 657 00:45:55,440 --> 00:46:00,200 - How could you keep this from me? - I wanted to tell you, I did. 658 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,440 I... But the… 659 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,440 The longer I waited, the harder it got. 660 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,480 I'm having a baby? 661 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,440 I don't want you to feel backed into a corner. 662 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,000 I have decided to keep this baby, 663 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,800 and I feel empowered by that choice, and… 664 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:32,280 I only need you to be involved if you feel it's something that you would like. 665 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,680 Do you want me to be involved? 666 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,600 Of course I do. 667 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,200 But only if you want to be involved. 668 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,240 I have a scan 669 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,320 tonight at 4:30. 670 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,240 - At Moordale Community Hospital. You... - Thank you. 671 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,640 I really have to think about this. 672 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,880 - Of course. - Yeah. 673 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,120 I would say I'm here 674 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,680 to bring back a sense of community and family values. 675 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,720 - What were you saying about family values? - Come in. 676 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,840 Would you just excuse me just one moment? Thank you. 677 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,400 The clinic is still running in the old toilet block. 678 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,040 Maeve and I have nothing to do with it, 679 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,240 but it's still happening, and it's dangerous. 680 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,440 Students shouldn't be getting advice from students, 681 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,480 but they still need help, 682 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,920 so hopefully, you can provide the right service on campus. 683 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,000 Thank you for telling me, Otis. 684 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,120 Miss Sands, I did type up my essay, but the school computer broke. 685 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,400 - Can I get an extension? - Okay. Don't let it happen again. 686 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:02,160 Oh, uh, Maeve, have a look at applying for that. 687 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,440 You're the perfect candidate. 688 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,960 Adam, I marked your test this afternoon. Here's your timetable. 689 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,520 Ah! What set are you in? 690 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:11,640 Take a guess. 691 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:15,600 Eric. Eric! Everybody knows about me and Ruby. 692 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,800 Did you tell anyone? 693 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,600 I accidentally told Adam. 694 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,120 And I told Ola. 695 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,000 - I told Lily. - And I told everyone. 696 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,720 This was supposed to stay between me and you! 697 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,440 What are you doing here? 698 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:38,000 I sold my first painting, so no beans on toast for us tonight. 699 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,880 We are going out for pizza! 700 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,080 Oh, well done. Always knew you would, genius. 701 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,760 Apparently, you're secretly sleeping with Otis Milburn. 702 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,040 Ugh! As if. 703 00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,560 It's true. 704 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,320 No, it's really not. It's really not. 705 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,240 Mum? 706 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,800 Hi, how are you? 707 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,960 Stop calling me. 708 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,320 - We have a friendly relationship. - Yeah, but not that friendly. 709 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,520 I didn't come, but that was so much better! 710 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,000 So now everyone knows anyway, 711 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:14,320 I was thinking we could keep seeing each other? 712 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,120 You know, because I like having sex with you. 713 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,880 No more cars or toilets? 714 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,720 No, no more cars or toilets. 715 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,480 - Thanks for the tip, Otis. - Did you tell her to do this? 716 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,080 It needed to end. 717 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:05,560 So it's really done, then. 718 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,720 Yeah, it really is. 52450

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