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Episode 26

Miss, may I ask for your name?

I'm Gongsun Lü'e.

Gongsun Lü'e? Your name is as pretty as you.

Are you mocking me? Nobody has ever complimented me like this.

Men here are blind for sure

Why?

There is a such a pretty woman here and they can't see it? Aren't they blind then?

You are the blind one instead. You turned an ugly bumpkin into a pretty woman.

Do you have a special someone?

No.

Our forefathers said, one smile bends the people inside a city. Two smiles bend the people in the country.

You know what three smiles do? Three smiles bend the people in the Passionless Valley.

As long as you smile,

you will bring down the entire valley.

Thank you but don't smile at me anymore.

She is really pretty.

How could you think of another person in your heart when you are looking at me?

You're the cause why my heart hurts.

I'm not talking to you anymore.

I'm really thinking about Gugu.

How can I have this type of behavior?

Yang, Guo, when are you going to change and control your bad temper?

Hey.

When you are meeting my father later, you must not smile at me.

Why can't I smile at you?

If my father knows that I smiled at you and even told you my name,

I don't know how he will punish me.

What kind of Father is he?

His daughter is like a flower. Why can't he let anyone see you?

Why can't you smile at others?

Actually, my father treated me very well. It's just that after my mother passed away,

he has grown apart from me. I wonder how he will treat me when he re-marries again.

Don't worry. When your father re-marries, he will be in a good mood. When he's in a good mood, he will treat you better.

The new bride treats me very well.

I just wonder how my father will turn out.

Let me tell you.

Your father's new wife will not be as pretty as you. Don't worry, he will dote on you more.

You are wrong in this aspect. The new bride is a great beauty. Because of her, my father...

Yesterday, if my brothers didn't catch Zhou Botong again and if my father wasn't that busy with his wedding, he wouldn't have escaped again.

He escaped again?

No but it's good this way. He's getting on in age and quite pitifiul

No. He's good at bullying others. The pitiful ones are those unlucky people.

I need to go now.. need to do something

Don't let my brothers see me talking to you. If my father finds out, I will be in trouble. Talk to you later.

Miss Gongsun!

ouch..it hurts

I already let it pass that we ate watery and tasteless meals yesterday.

Today, he's giving us bland flowers to eat.

Isn't this like a plot to kill for property?

Brother Ma.

What are these precious gems on you?

You better not show them. I think the Master of the valley

may not have good intentions.

What you said is logical.

What kinds of flowers are these that they are known as Passion flowers?

It really makes a person frown from eating it.

Everyone,

There's a saying, when eating you shouldn't speak.

A great monk like myself is guilty of being affected by this Passion flower.

Think about it again. Who else will be unable to accept this?

Haha!

Hey Brothers what are you talking?

Brother Yang, think about it.

We few people are considered to be prominent.

Even the prince of the Great Mongolia treat us with respect.

I didn't think that when we came here,

the Master of this valley would treat us like this.

No wonder everyone is angry.

Guoshi. When we see that Master of the valley, we should put him into his place.

- You are all here - Xiang Xiangzi, why are you late?

I have diarrhoea. Is that anything business of yours?

Brother Xiaoxiang Zi, why has your voice changed to this?

Just now I had diarrhea so I exerted all my strength.

And I used my throat to push it.

Dear everyone. The Master of the valley would like to meet you. Please come with me.

Dear everyone. Please come in and take a seat.

This way, please.

I'm going to invite the Master of the valley to come out.

This Valley Master is very arrogant.

He made us wait for such a long time before he's willing to meet us.

Isn't that so? I wonder what kind of divine person is this Valley Master.

He can't be a good person.

The Master of the valley has arrived.

Please sit and enjoy your tea.

This tea is cold.

There are also only three tea leaves in the cup. Master Gongsun, you don't eat meat and drink wine. If this continues, I'm afraid you will be sick.

My founder has been a vegetarian for more than hundred years.

So what, will you have a long life this way?

My ancestors have here in seculsion since the Tang dynasty.

None of the descendants has ever dared to break the vegetarian code.

As a matter of fact this precious residence has been kept well for a long time

I wouldn't dare to.

Has your founder met Yang Gui Fei then?

At the beginning, my ancestors

did actually serve as government officlals for the Tang Emperor Xuanzong.

Afterwards, they saw Yang Guozhong causing chaos within the court.

So they left and reside in this secluded place.

Your founder must have drank the water that Yang Gui Fei used to wash her feet then.

This Xiaoxiang Zi is extremely crafty, he always let other people go first in all matters.

Why today he suddenly volunteered to go first?

The Master treated you as his guest. How could you spout nonsense?

Your ancestors has definitely drank the foot water of Concubine Yang.

If they haven't drank it, I'll cut off my head for you.

Take it away. Take it away.

Xiaoxiang Zi, how did you know? Don't tell me you drank the water that she washed her feet in too?

If they didn't drink the foot water and upset their stomachs,

what other reason is there for them to not eat meat?

It sounds logical. This must be the reason.

Everyone has their own diet and habits.

Did you have to mock him? Give him some face.

There are no good people in this valley.

There is no need to be polite.

Mr Xiaoxiang Zi. The people in this valley didn't offend you. If you want to fight, let's do it.

Come and beat me then. Come, come, come

You dare to belittle me?

Bring out the weapon.

Wait. We don't know each other names. If we fight, this will be unfair.

My surname is Fan, first name Yiweng. Right now I'll like to experience your skills.

- Come. - Wait, let me find it first.

Blacksmith Feng made that pair of scissors for me to use against Li Mochou's fly whisk. How did he steal it off of me in the middle of night without me noticing?

Do you know what''s the name of these pair of scissors? Do you want to know?

Such an unorthodox weapon won't have an elegant name.

Yes, the name is not elegant. It's called the Dog Fur Cutting Scissors.

I knew that there was a long bearded creature around here, so I prepared this scissors to cut off your beard!

Come. Come. -I was thinking my beard is too long. Since you want to be a barber and help me trim, even better! Let's fight!

Beat me. Come, this is for you.

You Big Beard, so your beard can be used as a weapon. Interesting! Come!

- Yi Weng, withdraw. - But Master Gongsun...

You are not his match.

-Yes, Valley Master. -How about you be my oponent? Come. Come.

Fight then.

Come, quick.

How dare you pretend to be me!

Why are there two Xiangxi?

Sister, you are awake.

Give me your life.

You...

Zhou Botong, return the scissors to me.

I'm dead tired.

Little brother, give and take. You won't suffer losses, but come out ahead.

What do you mean?

I'm regarding you as my good friend. You will be grateful to me later.

Zhou Botong, you deserve death.

You rotten man. You are shameless. Help me.

...

What is this? This looks fun.

Enough with stirring up troubles!

-Lay out the fishnet battle formation! -Yes.

You don't know any shame. You clearly don't want me to leave, so you use the fishnet formations to catch me.

Zhou Botong. As long as you leave four things here, I will let you go.

What use have I got to steal your useless things?

Even if I did, I won't have any regrets.

If it weren't my wedding today, I wouldn't have let you off. I gave you two chances out of three. Leave the items behind and go.

Are you insisting that I stole your things? Is there anything worth stealing in this valley?

What are you looking at? I will show you that I didn't steal anything. Look carefully.

This...

- Did you see that? - Don't be embarrassed.

Did you see clearly? Did I steal anything?

You are a disgrace to even dare to do such a thing.

I'm a disgrace? We were born without any clothes. What's so disgraceful about this?

In this world there is only one shameless person. That person is you who is already old and wants to marry a young woman!

Stop talking nonsense. I'll see how you handle my fishnet formations!

I'm so scared.

I really am.

Master, I will send men to go after him.

No need, there are guests here. Let him go.

Thank you Valley Master for your hospitality.

We have other pressing matters to attend to, and so we must take our leave.

No, its rare for us to have guests here. I have a request of you. This afternoon, there will be my wedding procession. I request your presence.

Congratulations on Valley Master's wedding. Unfortunately we did not prepare a gift, please forgive us.

Everyone is highly skilled. It's my fortunate to have five of you here. I'm going to get prepared.

There shouldn't be any danger in staying.

Since we are here, we might as well make the best of it. Master Yang, what do you think?

I would like to stay a bit longer in the valley.

Sister Liu,

You are very beautiful.

I'm here to tell you that I have invited some guests to take part in our wedding.

Is that so?

What's wrong? You don't like it? I planned to introduce them to you. Today's wedding will be a joyous event.

Everyone, let me introduce my bride to you.

-Aunt? - Guo Er, did you call me?

Are you really Aunt?

Aunt, I have been looking everywhere for you.

You know each other?

I don't know your guest. Who is he?

Aunt, what are you saying? Aren't you my Aunt? Aren't you Xiao Long Nu?

Who is Xiao Long Nu? I don't know what you are talking about?

Aunt, I'm Guo Er.

There are many strange people here today. Don't keep it in your heart.

No, I didn't recognize the wrong person. Jinlun Guoshi, you fought with her at the meeting of the heroes. Tell them that it's her.

This girl is definitely Xiao Long Nu. These two must be pretending.

If that is the case, I should not let these two join hands together, but separate them.

I think I should give them my blessings. Did you make a mistake?

You rotten monk. I helped you when you were injured and you are now not helping me?

Hero Yang. Her family name is Liu. She is not Xiao Long Nu. You must have made a mistake.

I didn't make a mistake. I... Aunt.

I don't know what I did wrong to make you angry.

You can hit me, scold me,

even kill me with one thrust of a sword.

But why are you pretending that you don't know me?

Hero Yang, if you keep saying impetuous things, then don't blame me for being impolite.

Gugu is pretending to not know me. She must have some other reason.

Right now the situation is critical.

I have to find another way to uncover the real meaning.

I have a person closed to me

that resemble just like this lady.

I didn't examine clearly, so I recognized the wrong person.

Forgive my crimes.

He mistook the wrong person. There is no need for punishment.

But if in this world, there is someone who looks exactly like her, this is a mystery and a strange phenomenon.

Yes, it is extremely odd. Can I take the liberty to ask for Miss' surname?

Her surname is Liu. Is your close one also named liu?

Why did Aunt change her family name? Is it because my family name is Yang?

It seem that this Miss is not from the valley. I would like to ask Miss how did you meet the Valley Master?

Brother Yang guessed correctly.

Some time ago, I went to pick herbs

and found her seriously injured. She fainted on the ice.

I found out she is under a fire deviation.

I brought her to the valley

and used the family inherited herbs to cure her.

This meeting is by chance.

This is the so called Thousand Li Fate of Marriage led by a string.

Miss Liu must have wanted to repay this kindness,

and pledge to marry.

To this monk, they look like an ideal couple.

It's a pair made in heaven.

I don't know if you are my Aunt or not. But if you are, I have something to say to you. I promised my Aunt that I will take care of her forever.

I also promised her that I would never leave her. I have been wearing the clothes that she gave me. I couldn't bear to throw it away.

Aunt. If you recognise Guo Er, leave with him, okay?

Since I have already agreed to marry the Master of the Valley,

I should pretend not to know him.

I'll let him leave in anger and hate me forever.

With his talents and appearance, what need is there to worry that he won't find someone else?

It's just that my heart will be in pain for the rest of my life.

Only then will he be at peace and live happily.

I don't recognize you.

Please leave.

Gu Gu

You can deceive others, but you can't deceive Guo'er.

Why do you have to bother?

Sister Liu, Sister Liu. Quickly sit down and don't disturb your meridans. Little brother just leave and don't return.

Sister Liu.

Aunt, you are suffering again. Tell me what difficulties you are facing.

I already admitted that I don't know him. At this moment

if I don't endure it,

it will bring him trouble in the future.

I don't recognize you. I don't understand what you are saying. Just leave.

Yiweng, escort him.

This punk named Yang, the Valley Master is hospitable enough to you invite. But you are being disrespectful to his wife.

We don't welcome anymore. Just leave!

- I wont. -If you won't listen then don't blame me for being impolite!

If my Aunt doesn't leave, I'm not going anywhere even if I die.

Or my bones turn to ash, I'll still follow her.

If you still don't know what's good for you. Then I'll have to kill you!

Hero Yang, you can no longer stay here. Quickly leave.

Do you really want me to cut off your beard?

You think my beard can be easily cut off like that?

You should be familiar with this scissors.

Today I will use this big scissors to turn your long beard into a short beard.

That long beard person will definitely lose.

You should be more cautious.

Yang Guo. You are amazing for cutting my beard but you don't have a weapon now. Just leave this valley.

You didn't defeat me. Why should I leave?

Okay. If you want to die, I will grant your wish.

But it's not fair for us to fight this way. Choose your weapon and will fight again.

Master Yang, you're not as strong as my senior apprentice brother. You should hurry and leave.

Since you change your family name to Liu,

then Guo'er will use a willow branch to play with a long beard for a bit.

You are too much of a bully.

You're looking for death

Brother Yang, please use this weapon of mine.

This brother isn't a bad person. It's just that he fellows the wrong Master. His martial arts are poor.

With just a willow branch is enough to beat him.

Bastard! If you can beat this staff in my hand, then I'll knock myself dead in front of you!

Who would have thought, his age may be young but he already know such superb martial arts.

If I could learn like him, I'm willing to pay money for this.

Do you think it's that easy to learn the Dog Beating Stick Technique?

Dog Beating Stick Technique?

You!

Master I'm sorry I failed you.

Yiweng!

Why did you save me? Just let me die.

Brother Weng. Do you know what is the most hurtful thing in this world?

I don't know.

Frankly, I don't know either.

I only know that I'm ten times hurting more than you.

Yet I haven't killed myself, why are you doing this?

You won but why are you hurting?

So what if I won in the contest?

I don't know how many times I've lost in my life.

When you tried to kill yourself, your Master worried about you.

If I tried to kill myself,

my Master would think nothing of it.

This may be the most painful thing.

If you die, do you think I would still live?

Yiweng, if you have any more silly thoughts, then you'll be disobeying your Master's orders.

Stand aside and let me take care of this scum.

Yes, pupil know his mistakes.

Fishnet battle formations!

Valley Master Gongsun!

Aren't you being a bully?

Guoshi, don't you think so?

With Yang Guo's martial art skills, we don't have to worry about him.

Master Yang, there's poison on the fishnet. Quickly surrender!

Lu'e, this is not your business.

Aunt, I'm facing difficulties today.

I would like to borrow your silk gloves.

Sister Liu.

Aunt, you are finally willing to acknowledge me.

As long as I'm alive, how could I not acknowledge you?

Are willing to leave with me then?

I already gave my heart to you. Of course, I won't be other man's wife.

In my heart there is only Guo'er.

Gu Gu

Why are you guys still haven't move?

Gu Gu

-Guo'er, are you okay? -Guo'er is fine.

Brother Yang, great martial arts.

Looks like this is a better show than the wedding.

Well said.

Are you regretting now?

I'm sorry. I can't marry you now.

You can't do this to me.

If you have no objections, I will let this rascal die a miserable death.

If I die today, she definitely won't go back with you

buy if I live, Aunt will definitely leave with me.

No matter what, you already lost.

Shut up. Ridiculous.

Sister Liu...

Aunt, you really scared me to death today.

Guo Er, you just coughed out blood. Are you okay>

I'm fine. I have lots of blood. It's okay even if coughed out more.

I haven't seen you in such a long time and you are still spouting nonsense.

You are really naughty. He's taken years to grow that beard and you just cut it off.

That's right. It was really such a pity.

If it's still not possible, I will grow my beard too

and give you my beard.

No. If I grow a long beard, you won't like me anymore.

- No matter what you look like, I will still like you. - Really?

Have you finished talking?!

Rotten rascal. I must fight you today.

Aunt. I must end his grudge with me today.

Master Gongsun is my saviour. Don't hurt him.

As if he can hurt me. That's hilarious.

One, two.

Three.

Four.

Let's see how you fight.

How come the pressure points don't work on you?

Did I tell you that my body has pressure points?

This Valley Master's martial arts is not bad, huh?

Dad!

Can I trouble to hit my pressure points again? It feels comfortable.

So what?

I'll admit defeat if you can take 3 of my hits.

Then you're going to lose.

Attack!

Dad, are you fine?

This kid used a hidden weapon that's poison. Go get antidote!

Even though you say that your martial arts skill is excellent but I believe that my Golden Bee Needle will make you feel good,.

Gou'er, we should take out the Jade Bee Honey to save him.

Gu Gu, we can't. We'll give it to him after we leave.

What if he doesn't keep his word?

Master Yang, I beg of you. Please give my father the antidote,

so he can cure the poison in him.

Miss Gongsun, don't be like that.

Fine, I'm afraid of you, but you must promise our safe passage out.

Fine, I'll let you out of this valley safely.

Give me the antidote now!

We were at fault, please don't hold it against us. Allow me to apologize.

Even if Sister Liu blames me, I have to kill this kid.

If she were to leave with him, the rest of my life will be meaningless.

Yiweng, bring me my blade!

Yes!

You turned hostile faster than opening a book!

Earlier when you were suffering from the poison, that's not what you said.

You are the Master of the Valley, how could you not keep your words?

When did my words not count?

I'm referring to ten years later.

Miss Liu can marry me first.

This stinky kid can work here planting flowers for 10 years.

10 years later, I'll let you out. I promised.

I didn't say I'll let you out of this valley right now.

All my life I am true to my words, I absolutely will not go back on it.

Cut your crap. Is this how you keep your words?

Brother Yang, strike him with another hidden weapon.

Let him itch to death.

Valley Master.

If you want to leave, then go ask my weapons.

Prepare yourself.

You took all the advantage, I will die for sure. Come kill me.

Brother, how did I take the advantage?

You hold a sword on your left hand, and a blade on your right. Wouldn't both combined be the world's best?

I don't have any weapons. Of course, I will lose to you. Bring it on then.

Sister Liu tell me, do you want me to let him go or kill him?

Valley Master, in my heart there is only Guo'er.

Even if you killed Guo'er, I will not be with you.

Sister Liu, if you hadn't promised me that day, then why would I try to force you?

You promised with your own lips that was what you wanted.

You are right but I can't give up Guo Er.

I want to leave with him.

Unless you kill me. Okay let me!

Guo'er!

You saved me. How would I kill you?

To add further, your martial arts is more advanced than ours. How could we beat you?

Valley Master Gongsun, you better let them leave.

If those two joined up with their swords, how would your blade and sword be able to handle them?

Don't suffer a double loss.

At this point, just give up.

Valley Master, she already said she doesn't want to marry you.

Why are you still forcing her? Why are you so thick-skinned?

Brother Ma, why are you so angry?

Master Gongsun wants to throw a wedding feast. Let's partake in it.

What's so great about his diluted tea? If I were a woman, I wouldn't marry him.

Look at this girl. She's so pretty like a fairy. She must be a descendant of the Empress.

Why would she want to marry this old fogey and eat vegetables forever?

Even if she doesn't die from anger, she will die from starvation.

Sir Ma. The Master of the Valley is my saviour. I'm very grateful to him.

Valley Master Gongsun, if you want to show you're kind and benevolent, then why don't you let these two marry today?

Don't think that since you saved her, you want to bed her.

Isn't that the same as those lowlife bandits?

My Passionless Valley may not be some extraordinary place.

But if everyone here comes and goes as they please,

then the one named Gongsun will be the laughingstock of others.

Sister Liu...

Valley Master, actually my surname is not Liu.

Because Guo'er's surname is Yang, so I said mine's is Liu. My surname is Long.

I don't care if your family name is Long or Liu. As long as this rascal can beat me,

I will let you go. Our personal matter will end then.

Master Gongsun. If you keep doing this, I will have to join force with Guo Er.

Ok. Ok. Ok. Do as you please.

But if we don't have any weapons,

we definitely can't beat you.

You want weapons, right? Go to the weapons room and choose it.

Dad, let me take them to get the swords.

No need! Men, take them to the sword room.

This way.

This way please.

Be careful of traps, Gu Gu.

Guo'er you're too suspcious. The Valley Master is not that kind of person.

Guard against those trying to hurt you.

Gu Gu, are you okay?

Who would have thought Valley Master Gongsun to have so many swords.

He definitely didn't imagine that you and I would be here.

By the way, Guo Er. How did you know there would be traps at the door?

With such a remarkable guy like him, my guess couldn't be wrong.

I didn't think he would be like this.

Guo Er. Do you think our Jade Woman Swordplay can beat him?

His martial arts may be at an advanced lever but it doesn't mean that he will definitely win Jinlun Guohhi.

Previously, we were both able to defeat Jinlun Guoshi.

I think it's possible that we may be able to beat him.

That Jinlun Gushi is a very bad man. He wants to see us using our swordplay.

The will of others are unpredictable. Do you understand now?

Aunt, why did you vomit so much blood? Are you feeling unwell?

I vomited blood because I was very hurt. I'm very happy now. This injury is nothing now.

Guo Er. You vomited blood too. How are you feeling now?

I'm fine. Once I have seen you, everything is okay now.

Aunt, can you promise me something. Are you willing to?

That day at Zhong Nan Mountain, when we became intimate,

I'm already your wife and not your teacher.

No matter what you say, I will agree with you.