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Episode 23

I got it.

Sabers and swords couldn't do a thing to Li Mochou's fly-whisk,

but if we use a scissors to cut it...

That's right.

About seven or eight miles from here, there's a blacksmith

That's right! We'll have the blacksmith make a pair of giant scissors!

It would take a while to forge this scissor,

but compared to mastering the "Jade Flute Swordplay" it'll be 100 times faster.

If there is no other way, this may be the only one.

I want to eat that.

Okay, I will buy that for you for dinner tonight.

What would you like me to make?

Master, I would like to customise...

You, come here.

Let's go. Hurry up.

Be obedient!

Hurry up.

Who is the blacksmith?

I am.

The captain has the following orders: all blacksmiths of this town has three days

to gather together at Xian city to aid the army.

Sir.

I'm old and crippled.

If you're not there tomorrow, your head will roll off. Think about it.

Let's go now.

Hurry up.

Master Feng. You are getting in age and also have problems with walking.

If you go to the Mongolian camp, you might end up losing your life.

I have some silvers here.

Take this and escape.

Thank you, Miss. I don't need the silvers.

My life is not important

but thousands of lives at Jiangnan will be in danger.

Master Feng, what do you mean by this?

The Mongolian army is gathering blacksmiths to forge weapons.

But the Mongolian army has never been short of weapons before.

This situation must mean they are preparing to invade the land of Song.

By the way, are you using my services?

Master. We are looking to customise a three-feet giant scissors.

Three-feet giant scissors?

That's right. I wonder if you could rush it out before dark.

I will do my best.

Stupid Egg. You said that before dark,

will Master Feng be able to shape the scissors in time?

I don't know.

So I think we can only hope that Li Mochou comes here later.

I think the scissors won't be done on time.

Making a pair of scissors to fight against my fly whisk?

I will sit and wait here till your scissors is ready.

It will not be too late to fight then.

This fool was hit by my Divine Serpent Palm and she's still standing here.

Her martial arts is pretty good. Good thing I attacked her first.

She is a formidable enemy.

Where is Huang Yao Shi? Is he also hiding here?

He has already left.

Don't pretend to be ignorant about that.

Stupid Egg, how could you talk about teacher this way?

If she knows that Master Huang is here, would she have dared to come?

Master of Peach Blossom Island. He has so many disciples.

It's five against one. It's a mockery in the martial arts community.

and arrogant.

But it's a pity that with so many disciples,

none of them is useful.

Today this notice is proof

to tell Huang Yao Shi that I killed you all.

Blacksmith.

Your giant scissors is still not ready yet.

I don't have the patience to wait anymore.

Blacksmith.

Do you want to die young? Don't you know who I am?

Who exactly are you?

The people here call me Blacksmith Feng.

Blacksmith Feng?

Why did you just burn my piece of paper then?

You wrote it wrongly.

I'm advising you not to pin it up on my wooden board.

It wrote it wrongly? Tell me where the mistake is then.

The Master of Peach Blossom Island has the ability to move heaven and earth,

all his disciples need to do is to learn one art of his and they will be able to roam the realm.

The first disciple, Qu Ling Feng, his actions are like the wind.

The variations in his martial arts are incredible.

The second disciple, Chen Xuanfeng, his body is as strong as bronze and iron,

impenetrable by sabers and spears. Have you heard about this?

The legend in the martial arts community was that Qu Ling Feng's actions of the wind

was killed by a high ranking Imperial Guard.

I heard that Chen Xuan Feng was killed by the sword of a boy.

Impenetrable by sabers and spear? Such nonsense!

Of the three disciples of Peach Blossom Island,

Mei Chao Feng may be a woman

but her martial arts are powerful and whip techniques very fierce.

Yes, her martial arts are just too fierce.

Hence, she was blinded by the Seven Freaks of the South.

And later Ouyang Feng shattered her lungs.

About this,

why haven't I heard of this?

Okay.

The Master of Peach Blossom Island's fourth disciple is Lu Chengfeng who is proficient in lightness kung fu.

It's famed to be the best and second to none.

Someone crippled both his legs and he can't walk.

Lu Chengfeng was not only great in martial arts, he was also well versed in formations and changes.

If you were to meet him, it won't benefit you.

What use is the art of formations and changes?

He built the Returning Cloud Manor by Lake Tai.

The men of Jianghu said that it was extremely ingenious.

In the end, he was burnt by fire.

He disappeared after that.

I think he was probably burnt to death.

The beloved daughter of the Master of the Peach Blossom Island is also the leader of the Beggar's Clan.

Chief Huang's intelliegence is unsurpassed and she is famous throughout the realm.

If she goes against you, she will for sure knock you down ten times with one breath.

That little Huang Rong is not that good with martial arts.

She could become the leader of the Beggar Clan,

because of her teacher, Hong Qi Gong.

You are spouting nonsense.

All the disciples of Master of Peace Blossom are highly skilled in martial arts. They are 10 times better than you!

I know that you are bullying a villager like me

and think that I don't know anything, right?

Whether it's true or not,

just ask them.

I...

I haven't been in the school for long, my martial arts are low and I can't help Master fight.

I really am ashamed.

I wonder if you are acquaintance with my Master?

From what you said, Peach Blossom Island has accepted another disciple again.

My Master was lonely in his later years. He wants me to serve him at his side.

Unless he is also a disciple of Peach Blossom Island.

When Teacher is free, he would talk about his disciples.

Brother Feng Mo Feng was the youngest.

He has always listen to what Teacher said.

He regretted deeply and said that he wronged him

but it's a pity that fate didn't allow them to meet again.

I asked who you were. So, you are Feng Mo Feng.

Feng Mo Feng. Congratulations for meeting your brother and sisters.

You are Brother Feng Mo Feng?

Is teacher's health okay?

He is fine.

Since teacher said that he doesn't blame me anymore,

then I don't need to make up for my wrongs.

After hearing this, even if I die, I will die in peace.

You are already kicked out by your teacher.

Why are you still attached?

Feng Mo Feng, listen carefully.

I'm going to kill the three of them today.

Just stand aside and watch.

Don't get involved.

My only wish in my life

is to use my unimportant life to repay my teacher!

Today, I want to die for the reputation of Peach Blossom Island.

This is my true wish.

Li Mo Chou, listen carefully.

Today, I won't not let you touch my brothers and hurt a singe strand of their friend's hair.

Just based on your skills?

I will tell you honestly. Even if the four of you fight me, I'm not afraid.

Huang Yaoshi's disciples, they're all useless.

Li Mo Chou, don't insult my teacher!

A woman like you has no shame.

If you continue to fight, you will be exposed.

Li Mo Chou.

I advise you not to fight anymore.

If you continue to fight, you will burn your clothes.

Then tell me the truth, if you rely only on your martial arts ability

Will you be able to beat me?

can they have the upper hand?

If you don't lose your weapon,

After a long time, you will be able to surpass me.

Okay, you have answered me honestly too.

Am I wrong?

Regardless of whoever insult my teacher,

I will defy death for him.

If my four comrades are still here, anyone of them can beat you.

I don't even need to mention my highly skilled apprentice brothers Qu and Chen.

My apprentice sister Mei Chaofeng, who's also a woman like you.

You won't be able to beat her too.

These people are already dead. What's the use of talking about them?

Eastern Heretic Huang's martial art is also just passable.

I wanted to test out his daughter Madame Guo's martial arts,

but I don't think there's a need to now.

Wait a minute.

Yang Guo, what are you trying to do?

If you say that the Master of Peach Blossom Island's martial is not equal to yours, you are wrong then.

Have you heard of Jade Flute Swordplay?

It can neutralize your fly whisk techniques.

But as a Great Teacher, why would he fight with someone like you?

He has already taught me all his martial arts.

If I want to settle you on behalf of my teacher, I don't have a choice then.

Hence, I'm telling about the martial arts of Peach Blossom Island today

to let you know how formidable he is.

If you were to meet him in future, remember to run far away from him.

The Master of Peach Blossom Island is actually that smart.

Scared me to death.

The Mongolian army are indeed invading south.

The citizens here are going to suffer.

The Mongolian army's archery techniques are superb. The Song army will not be able to defend against it.

This disaster will not be small.

Master Yang, you are still young.

Why don't you join the army and help fight off invaders?

I can't. I'm going to the North to look for my Aunt.

plus,

the Mongolian army has great force, what can i do as one person

combined forces will be strong

if everyone thought the way you did

who would step out and stop the invasion?

Senior Feng, you are right

but even though the Mongolians are vicious, it's not like all of our Song officials are good people

I don't need to help them

everyone has their ambitions, i can't force you

Brother Feng, what do you plan to do then?

this is a great opportunity

i will go into their camp and collect their army intelligence, and try to hinder their plans

Sister. When you next meet Teacher, please tell him on my behalf that

I will never forget the kindness Teacher has shown me

even if i die doing this,

i will kill one or two generals that's trying to invade our land

Sister. I'm very happy to meet you today as Teacher's new disciple.

Take care.

Brother Yang, everyone, take care.

Take care.

Foolish Aunt.

Senior Feng is really a strange person.

he's still ambitious at such an old age

Cousin, how come everyone under your Teacher

is either silly or crazy?

Of course, you are the exception.

he is a man of loyalty

does not forget the kindness of teachers

you said he is crazy, he probably thinks we are heartless

plus, i am also silly and crazy

Just now, why did you give Li Mo Chou my new clothes?

sorry i did it in the heat of the moment, i had no choice

You can only wear the one you are wearing then.

My Aunt personally mend this for me.

I can't bear to throw it away.

so there is a difference

Forget it. Let's not talk about this.

i need to think of a way to move on from this incident

greetings to Disciple Sister Chen

don't say that, i'm not your disciple sister

Huang Teacher also took me as a disciple

of course you are my disciple sister

Your Aunt Guo (Huang Rong) is my disciple sister

if you're talking about rankings, what should you call me?

Then, I will call you Aunt too.

Don't. You already have an aunt. Don't take advantage of me.

If there is no other matters, I'm leaving first.

I do have something on.

I almost forgot an important matter.

Today, after Li Mo Chou saw

Disciple Brother Feng was so brave, and showed off his skills

so she ran away

next time if we see her by ourselves, that would be dangerous

Hence, I believe you have also been trained in Masters Huang Yao Shi's two forms of martial arts.

Why don't we have a spar?

Okay.

Okay, come.

Disciple Sister, great skills

Cousin, that was great. Continue to hit him.

You thought it was real? Brother Yang lost to me on purpose.

Is that so? Both of you can continue to fight for fun then.

Do you want to play the wedding game with him?

I think you should do it instead.

No. I think he wants to play the wedding game with you.

What nonsense are you talking about?

Continue to play then. I'm going to look for Foolish Aunt.

Wait for me.

The scissors is ready. Come with me.

Come, get up and take your medicine.

Foolish Aunt, the medicine is ready.

I don't want to take the medicine.

No.

It's bitter.

Foolish Aunt, be good.

I don't want to take it.

Foolish Aunt, the medicine is not that hard to take, okay?

Come, take a sip.

Here.

Brother Yang?

Ghost!

- Foolish Aunt, look carefully. - Foolish Aunt, what are you doing?

- He is not a ghost. - Foolish Aunt, don't be afraid.

He is not a ghost. He is Stupid Egg.

He is a ghost. He is Brother Yang's ghost. I'm afraid of ghost.

Foolish Aunt.

Foolish Aunt.

Who killed me?

Ghost!

- Brother Yang, this doesn't concern me. - I died a miserable death.

- It doesn't concern me. - I want to take revenge.

Ghost!

Believe me, I will let you to to hell.

Don't take me there.

- Don't! - Don't be afraid. I'm Brother Yang.

I died a miserable death.

I know you died a miserable death.

When you died, the crows were still eating your flesh.

Stupid Egg!

Speak, who killed me!

Stupid Egg, Brother Yang, don't scare her.

- Don't do this. - Shut up!

Tell me.

Who killed Brother Yang?

You killed yourself. You hit Aunt's body.

There was poison in Aunt's clothes and you died later.

- It doesn't concern me. - Who is your Aunt? What's her name?

Find her and catch her.

Where is your aunt?

When Teacher and I left Peach Blossom Island, she and a man stayed behind.

What did your aunt called your Founder Teacher?

It's father. What else would she call him?

Is that man of hers Guo Jing? Not Guo Jing. Not Guo Jing.

She called him Brother Jing.

- Brother Yang. - Stupid Egg.

- Brother Yang. - Stupid Egg.

Foolish Aunt is not in her right state of mind. She's sick.

You can't believe everything she says.

Why? Why is it Guo Jing and Huang Rong?

Do you know that every time when Huang Rong looked at me,

she would smile at me?

Do you know how fake that smile is?!

And that Guo Jing everyone praises as a hero. Hero my ass!

I lived with the killers for such a long time.

It was such a long time!

I want to take revenge. I must kill them.

- Brother Yang... - Don't follow me!

Stupid Egg.

Stupid Egg!

Take care of Foolish Aunt. I will bring him back.

Cousin, you must bring him back.

Huang Rong.

I knew that you have never liked me.

You were faking it by being good to me.

That should cease now.

But Uncle Guo, I know your martial arts are powerful.

And you were sincerely good to me. But why did you lie to me?

Why did you join forces with that woman to lie to me?

Why?!

Gu Gu

Gugu, where are you?

You're awake.

What am I doing here?

Brother Yang.

I spent the entire night looking for you.

I carried you here from the forest.

You have suffered again.

I'm fine.

Brother Yang, I looked for you

because I have something to tell you.

Please speak.

Brother Yang.

Of course you have to avenge your father. Silly Aunt is foolish, she wouldn't tell lies

But her state of mind is not clear

She could have got things wrong.

I won't tell you not to take revenge but before you take action,

please think it over carefully and remember what I've said.

Whether you could have gotten the wrong person to take revenge on. What if it's the wrong person?

then what happens?

I'm just asking you that

before you take action, please think about it carefully.

Once you take action,

you must not have any regrets.

What you have said,

everything makes sense

Don't worry.

i will remember them all

Brother Yang.

You must take care of yourself.

Your enemy is formidable. You must be careful.

Vengeance is a grave matter, even 10 years is not too late.

you don't have to rush it

If you wait another ten years, your martial arts will have progressed by ten years.

The person you want to take revenge on will have aged by ten years.

You can't take revenge this year but ten or twenty years later, it will be much easier.

you have to make sure you will definitely win

Also, you won't find the wrong person.

Avoid mistakes, avoid being rash

You are really good to me.

Thank you.

Where are you going?

To take revenge.

Once I have taken revenge, let's meet again.

Everyone, everyone! Look!

Excellent.

Many thanks.

Excellent.

One more time.

Everyone, take a look.

This is a red cloth.

It's an ordinary red cloth.

I would like to invite every to take a guess about

what my next performance will be.

Huh?

Look closely.

Excellent!

Excellent!

I really didn't know that it could be such a miracle.

I am here to show everyone the skills from my family

I hope you liked it

Today's performance ends here. Thank you, everyone, for your generosity.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Many thanks.

Excellent!

I didn't think there could be such a great skill in this world.

Excellent.

Little Sister, could I learn this?

Whatever I want, I could make it appear with my bare hands.

Little Sister, I didn't you you could be so young, fat and cute.

Teach me your skills, okay?

No. This is a trade secret. It can't be passed on.

If you want to know how, come earlier next time.

Little Sister.

There is nothing in this world that can't be pass on.

It depends on what the price is.

I'm a strange person.

As long as you are willing to teach me, I will give you anything.

You crazy old coot, why are you doing this?

I make a living with this. Do you think I will just give this to you that easily?

if it were you, what's most precious to you?

If I told you I wanted it, would you give it to me?

What important thing do I have?

Little Sister, how could you just easily ask for such an important thing from me?

Okay, I will give you my favourite thing.

What are you doing?

A girl once gave me the purest love, but i did not know how to face her. She chased me for a lifetime, all she wanted was... muah...this

Isn't this the most important thing which I'm giving to you?

But it's okay, just teach me.

Low life!

He's dead?

You can't go back on your word!!!

What do you want?

When are you going to teach me?

My family's rule is that I can't pass it on unless that person marries me.

This is not a good deal, but I really want to learn it

Little Sister.

Could you give me some time to think about it?

Give you some time?

Are you crazy?

You are so old and ugly. Who would marry you?

Crazy old fogey!

I'm not a crazy old fogey!

Miss.

Let me go through.

Miss. Look at my eyes.

Don't they come alive?

Do you have a problem? Your eyes keep blinking

I advise you to check your illness.

There are nothing wrong with my eyes. It's just that...

I.. love.. you

I'm already like this and you still say that you are not crazy?

Have your illness checked.

It's love at first sight for me.

I have fallen in love with you and it will be forever.

In this world, not every man

cares about manners.

Only someone like me would care about your

inner beauty.

My father said

if someone is not concerned about your outer look and still love you,

then, I should marry him.

This...

What situation is this?

Hubby

Let me tell you a secret.

Actually I've always kept the fish tank...

That's why, I'm so fat.

Actually, I'm normal.

So to say,

so you don't know magic tricks?

If I could do that, why would I sell my art?

It would be great if I can transform anything.

But don't worry, I made lots of money.

It's enough for us to get married.

Is that so?

then i wish you a lifetime of happiness

hubby, where are you going?

Stop there!

Hubby, stop!

Didn't you promise to marry me?

Why did you run away?

I...

I was only joking with you.

You can even joke about this?

This won't do.

I have already fallen in love with you.

You must marry me.

About this...

there is some difficulties.

Are you complaining that I'm fat?

Frankly, I'm also a pretty woman.

I can be very thin

This is because...

because of her.

Who is she?

My wife.

Your wife?

Dear.

I know that I was wrong.

In future, I will always be by your side.

This person's martial arts is highly advanced.

it's best if i don't anger him

Okay then.

You dare to trick me with love.

I'm going to fight with you.

It's you, the crazy old fogey.

So what.

let me tell you, don't discriminate against the old

Old people were transformed from the young ones too.

What are you doing? Don't leave in such a hurry.

Play with me for a while.

miss, do people judge people on appearances nowadays?

Can you let me go?

Miss.

Miss, wait a minute.

Miss. I'm very hungry.

Could you let me eat something first?

What about this?

I want to eat meat.

Forget it. I will go to the inn then.

- There is no one here within ten miles. - Ten miles?

That rotten girl chased after me for such a long time.

You caused me to starve to death.

If you are hungry, I can roast some a bamboo shoots for you.

Really? That's great.

Are you a human or ghost?

Do I look like a ghost?

Who would someone like a place like this?

Moreover, you are even so beautiful.

- I like cold places. If you can't take it, you can leave. - Why would I do that?

If you can take it, I can too.

Senior, you can roast one yourself. I'm going to sleep.

Miss. You are really strange. There is a bed but you sleep on a rope.

Excuse me, but this is interesting.

Could you teach me this?

You are already asleep so fast?

If you can do it, I can too.

What are you doing?

I...

Miss. You have so many mice here. I'm catching them for you.

The cave is so cold. Where would there be mice?

Don't worry, I already chased them all away. You can sleep peacefully.

This is...

It's your waist belt.

I ate too much for dinner.

It was too tight, hence, I loosen it to feel more comfortable.

It's okay, don't bother about me and go to sleep.

Don't worry. If there are any mice, I will chase them away.

I don't believe I can't do it.

Miss. Please teach me how to sleep on the rope, okay?

I know, you are not in a good mood. Why don't we do this?

No matter what, we sleep in the cave together.

Why don't you tell me what your name is?

Tell me what's your name first and I will tell you mine. Wouldn't this be fair?

Why would I want to know that your name is?

I have met many women but none like you. You don't like to mind about other's business and you hardly smile.

You are not even Guo Er. Why should I smile at you?

Guo Er? Who is Guo Er?

Did you sleep well last night?

Not at all. I sleep on the rope and fell down.

Miss, I'm begging you.

How can I sleep on the rope without falling off?

Why don't we do this? I will take you as my teacher.

Please teach me.

If you don't say anything, that means you agreed. I'm going to get a rope.

You are doing well now.

Of course, it's better with a plank. If not, I will fall.

Miss. When are you going to teach me how to sleep on a rope without falling off?

it's really simple actually, as long as you keep your thoughts clear and free of wants

Just keep your mind blank and don't think of anything else and it will be fine.

II I have a blank mind, I might as well be a monk.

I love to be a busybody. It will be really hard for me to do this.

if you want to practice the Ancient Tomb Sect skills

the first is to let go of all emotions and wants

You are from the Ancient Tomb sect?

Then, Lin Chao Ying is your Founder.

Senior, do you know her?

No, I don't. I heard about her.

Then, senior, you are...

Let's not talk about this first.

Miss. Tell me if the Ancient Tomb sect has more fun martial art skills like sleeping on the rope.

Are there martial arts which are that fun?

Of course. there are.Let me demonstrate to you.

It's Quan Zhen sect martial art.

You know this? That's great.

I really don't understand.

Why does everything from Ancient Tomb Sect stop everything from my Quan Zhen Sect?

Since you are from the Ancient Tomb sect,

shouldn't you be living in the tomb instead of a cave?

By the way, what kind of person is that Guo Er?

I only need to talk about this person for you to sigh.

Did he bully you? If you tell me,

of course i will stand up for you, me, Zhou Bo Tong love standing up for people

- Your name is Zhou Bo Tong? - Yes.

I'm doomed.

You already know my name is Zhou Bo Tong.

oh no, this is bad

I'm Xiao Long Nu.

Xiao Long Nu?

what a pretty name! we're even then

I say, you must listen to me.

you can't keep everything inside

If you don't talk about it, you won't feel comfortable. Talk about it and you will feel happier.

Really?

Yes.

I'm not lying to you. Tell me and I may be able to help you.

Don't think about it anymore. Tell me and I will do my best to help you.

Who exactly is he?

Guo Er is my disciple.

I lived in the tomb in the past.

Because he escaped from the Quan Zheng sect, he moved in with me.

I taught him martial arts from the start.

Later, we fell in love.

Senior, could you tell me

why they don't allow us to be together?

Then...

in this world,

love between men and women are very complicated.

Xiao Long Nu,since this is already the case, let's talk about martial arts.

When we talk about martial arts, I would...