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[theme music playing]

[Ben] Where would we be without sleep?

We get to rest up, dream, work through some stuff.

Sometimes some really nice stuff.

Of course, at some point you have to wake up

and deal with reality.

Ben! Ben! Ben, I need you.

-What? -Carbo's sleepwalking.

[groans] Five more minutes.

-No, now! -Oh!

Should we wake him?

I heard they can have a heart attack or something.

Just leave him.

Yeah, but he'll hurt himself.

-No, he's all right. -How can you be so calm?

I've seen him do it before.

Once when he was a kid, he knocked on my window.

Yeah, what did you do?

Woke Mom up, Rita came and got him.

Next day he couldn't remember a thing.

[squeals]

-Want to know the best bit? -Yeah.

Ask him anything. He can't lie.

-Anything at all? -Yeah. It works every time.

Hey, Carbo,

how old were you when you last wet the bed?

-Oh, don't be mean. -Fourteen.

On your couch.

[Retta] Oh, he's going outside.

He's going outside.

This is so weird.

Oh, my God!

Now, he's sleep-driving?

Relax. He hasn't got the keys.

He's feeling guilty about something.

When he was a kid, he used to hide from Rita

in the back seat of the car.

Hang on.

[imitating Rita] Nico,

my handsome boy.

What did you do wrong?

I lost your Demis Roussos tape.

He thinks he's still seven.

[imitating Rita] Nico,

what have you done wrong recently?

Yeah, that... That's not bad.

I got married already.

God, this is getting out of control.

What are we going to do?

-Ask more questions. -Ben!

Hey, careful, careful.

[Carbo] Ahhh! G'day, g'day. How are we all?

Geez, you guys looked wrecked.

You really have no idea, do you?

The zombie got out last night, mate.

-What? -You were sleepwalking.

No way.

We were chasing you around the house for hours.

Wow, I haven't done that since--

Your mom's Demis Roussos tapes?

-Yeah. No. -You told us.

-I told you? -Yep.

You also told us that you peed on my couch.

I washed the sleeping bag.

Geez, I wonder what brought this on?

Ah, you told us that too.

-The wedding. -No.

Yes, Carbo, the wedding.

The one I've been telling you for weeks

to tell your mother about.

Only you keep putting it off.

Okay. Look, I can't stop thinking about it.

You know, geez, in five hours they're on the plane

and the whole thing's a big joke.

[Retta] That's why you've got to call them.

-It's now or never. -Yeah, but what for?

I mean, it's too late to change anything now.

-She bought a hat. -You're telling them. Now.

Before they get on the plane.

Maybe they won't even come.

Tickets are non-refundable.

[Retta] Well, in that case they'll have

all that flying time to calm down.

Or work themselves up.

And decide what they want to do.

Call them or I will.

Nico, my darling. How are you?

Yeah, good. Couldn't be better.

How're you going? All packed?

-Hey, Rita-- -Shh!

I've been packed for weeks! I am so excited.

-[Carbo] What for? -Nico!

Oh, I mean it's just another wedding.

-What's wrong? -[Carbo] Nothing.

Something is. A mother knows.

You can tell me.

Look, it's just that,

you know, I just think that weddings aren't all

they're cracked up to be.

You know, when you weigh them up.

Look, the main thing is that two people

want to spend the rest of their lives together, yeah?

Now, now, Mom, I've got something to tell you,

I don't want you to freak out, okay?

-Not now, I'm on a roll. -I never freak, my angel.

-Mom! Dad! You're-- -We're here.

-Yeah. Yeah. -We're here, Nico.

[Theo] We got an earlier flight.

-Good, huh? -Good.

-Oh, you look so handsome. -Yeah.

My handsome son. Oh, I love you!

[Theo] Ah, doesn't your father get one?

Come here.

And you, you look tired.

Oh, no wonder with a wedding to plan

and me on the other side of the world.

But don't worry, I'm here now.

Theo, come and meet your future daughter-in-law.

Retta.

You're even more beautiful in real life.

-Your hair, it's so-- -Red.

And it's looking a little lifeless,

but nothing we can't fix.

Hey, Mom, is this your famous hat?

Let's see.

Since when do you care about hats?

So what is this big freak out?

I, uh...

We're... We're, um...

We're...

We're not getting married at church.

Yeah, we're going to get married here.

In the backyard.

With a celebrant.

Well, you said to downscale right?

The backyard?

Hmm.

-A celebrant? -Yeah.

Well, looks like it's all been decided without me.

-Oh, Mom, look-- -Ah!

I'm tired. [scoffs] A shower I think.

Freshen up.

Well, I suppose I'd better rest up,

get ready for the big night, huh?

-Big night? -The bucks party.

It's tonight.

Good, huh?

-Why do I have to organize it? -Because you're my best man.

-At a fake wedding. -Shh, they don't know that.

-Yeah, but they're going to. -Look, how excited Dad is.

Yeah, but tonight? I'm working a double tomorrow.

Look, he asked me about it ages ago and I said

the night before they got here.

Not my fault they came early.

What's the point of a bucks night

if there's not going to be a wedding?

Exactly. You tell your mom, and we don't have to do this.

You saw how she was when I told her about the backyard.

-She'll have a heart attack. -Carbo!

Look, it's too late now. We have to go through with it.

-You can't be serious. -We'll pay off the celebrant.

-It'll be fine. -No!

That's my decision! We're doing it!

Okay. If it's what you really want.

I do.

He's rehearsing his lines already.

Shut up, Nathan!

That gives me eight hours to organize a bucks night.

Thanks, Benno. Now, I've got to go to work.

Move, Nathan!

-[Jake] What, a half day, mate? -[Nathan] Yeah, yeah.

[Matt] Oh, where is the enthusiasm?

-Last day on the big job. -Oh, I'm enthused. Believe me.

-Hey, we made it! -[Dave] What'd I say?

Short-term pain for long-term--

-[Nathan] Long-term gain. -[Jake] Yeah, we heard you.

-The first 100 times. -Yeah.

Yeah, good luck today, boys.

-Jake's in charge. -What you're not coming?

No, I thought I'd check out some new premises.

Since when?

Since a few more big job referrals came in.

-Off the back of this? -Yeah. We're doing well.

About time Rafter and Son expanded.

[Nathan] Dad...

You're not hanging around, I know.

It doesn't mean we don't need more storage

or more desk space.

Yeah, executive spa,

hot blondes on tap, a masseuse.

Well, uh, finish it off in style, boys.

-Any problems, hassle Jake. -No, don't hassle Jake.

Hey, Nath, have you told them?

No, not yet.

Oh, it's Carbo's bucks party tonight.

You're all coming.

-[Dave] Is Theo going? -Oh, yeah.

Well, you can count me out.

You know one too many ouzos and it starts.

"The golden summers in Greece.

The olive groves.

-The lemon trees." -So he's sentimental.

[all] "The trees my uncle cut down."

And I've heard it all before.

What about you, Granddad?

Oh, mate, who needs all that girly stuff

when you've got this, listen.

"Savannah floated towards him with dreamy chestnut eyes.

A vision of sculpted perfection."

Racy stuff.

Donna lent it to me, it's actually not that bad.

"And suddenly Hudson wrenched her towards him,

her pillowy bosom now heaving against his."

Yeah, all right, laugh it up. I'm enjoying it.

-It's easy reading. -Easy writing more like.

A trained chimpanzee could write this.

Oh, what about a trained electrician?

Well, you're the one who likes it.

Um, maybe you should have a go.

There's an ad here for writers.

Oh, no, no, hang on, sorry, but you'd need, um, talent.

Ah, excuse me. I have talent.

Yeah, I had... I had all my stories published

in the school magazine all the time.

-Oh. -Tell them, Dad.

Remember that one, um, about meeting ABBA that I wrote.

-That was-- -How you and Agnetha

became best friends

and exchanged fashion tips.

Mmm, good.

-Yeah, all right, I was 12. -And now you're...

-how old? -Oh!

I think you'd be a really great writer, Mom.

-Thanks, darling. -Suck up. What do you want?

Yeah, all right, you've had your fun. Ha, ha.

What time are we meant to be seeing that warehouse space?

Yeah, we should leave now. You ready?

Yes. Bye, darling.

-See you, babe. -Come on.

This warehouse, it is big.

It is convenient, a little bit groovy.

-Oh! -You are going to love it.

[Julie] I just didn't love it.

Well, what was wrong with it?

Well, it was too big for a start.

More room than we'll ever need.

[Dave] Yeah, well, there's a lot of space for...

I know it's formal season. I've tried everyone else.

-It was a bare shell. -Yeah, well we can fix that.

-It had a great vibe. -And a five-year lease.

[Ben] You sure that's all you've got?

The five years will go just like that.

All right just, just book us in. Okay. See you then.

-...start of something big. -Yes, like a big overdraft.

-Fit-outs aren't cheap. -We can remortgage.

[Julie] Oh, great. Increase our debt.

-It's an investment. -How much?

Well, I reckon $50,000 would cover it.

-Including set up fees. -Fifty thousand, is that all?

Look, I want to make a mark, Jules.

Capitalize the gains we've made.

Let's just move it to the next level.

[Ben] If Carbo was sleepwalking,

Dad was daydreaming.

And if you're going to daydream,

you might as well daydream big.

Hello there. You must be Cooper.

Your reputation precedes you, mate.

-Are you here for lunch? -[Ted] Yeah,

I thought we might have some fish and chips

before we head off to the Powerhouse Museum.

Oh, fun. Have you been before?

Oh, you'll love it.

Loads of exciting things to do.

Not much of a talker, are you, Cooper?

Do you play pool?

You could play a game while you wait

for your fish and chips if you like.

-If that's okay. -Fine. My shout.

Oh, no, I can fix the table so you can play for free.

-Would you like that? -Yes.

[Donna] Emma, would you unlock the pool table

for our VIP customer here.

Yeah, sure.

Come on.

You won't believe this,

but that's the first time I've ever heard him speak.

-Oh, really? -You're a miracle worker.

Oh, I wouldn't go that far. He's just a shy kid.

-I was too. -Is that a fact?

Painfully. But I grew out of it and he will too.

Just find things to interest him.

Like you did in ten seconds flat.

And to give him more confidence, let him win.

Let him win.

I'll place that lunch order for you.

Yeah.

We can do this.

Oh, darling, are you sure about that?

Look, it is great to see you so motivated,

-really great. -But?

Foot off the table. Well, have you thought

about what you'll do with all that space?

Yes, I have thought about it. It'll be great.

-You can have your own office. -[laughs]

'Cause there'd be no shortage of those.

You can carry on writing your romance novels.

The steamy ones about Benny and Bjorn.

Oh, very funny because I'd have the time

in between the grocery shopping,

the laundry, and managing our crippling debt.

Yeah, okay, okay, the warehouse idea might be pushing things.

-Oh, pushing things. -But we can do this.

-Oh, darling! -[Ben] I'm not staying.

I just came to tell you to check your bank account.

-Why's that? -[Ben] Oh,

there might be a cheeky $50,000 in there.

-Ben, we've talked about this. -That's your money.

Yeah, I know, but like you said,

fit-outs don't come cheap. And this loan's interest free.

So just pay me back when you can.

Ben!

Take it to the next level, Dad.

It's all good. Truly.

Right now I've got a bucks party to organize.

-For when? -Tonight.

Oh, that's going to hurt.

Especially when you're doing a double tomorrow.

Yeah. I'm just going to have to suck it up I guess.

Or I could do one of your shifts for you.

-Don't you have a test? -Yeah, I've also got bills.

Plus, then you'll owe me one.

And it never hurts to have leverage.

[chuckles]

-You are stressed. -How can you tell?

You're loading your phone into the dishwasher.

[Ben]I'd been sleepwalking too.

And maybe finally I was beginning to wake up.

Emma.

Thanks, is all I was going to say.

No problem.

Oh, you look amazing. I mean, how do you do it?

Well, look who's talking.

And after your long flight too.

Well, I am actually quite well rested, I'm calm.

-Luckily for Nico. -Oh, why's that?

He's arranged for a celebrant to marry him in our backyard.

What you got a problem with that?

A backyard? Julie.

I mean, is that even considered a wedding?

-How's Theo? -Yeah, he's well.

We're, we're happy enough.

But you know somehow...

after that redhead putana I ju...

I mean, it's hard.

Oh, my God!

Oh, I love this book! I read it on the plane.

-It's such a page turner. -Yes, I'm enjoying it.

You know there's a series?

Savannah in Havana?

-Savannah Does Montana. -Oh!

-Hi, Rita. -Hello, Dave.

Don't mind them. Philistines.

Yeah, they don't know what they're missing.

I'll stick with my paper, thanks.

And I'll, uh,

I'll read Julie's when she's finished it.

Oh, are you writing a book? Julie,

I didn't know you wrote?

Yeah, no, I don't. But, you know,

you never know until you try it right.

Are you seriously gonna do this?

A chapter, that's all they're asking to start.

And who knows what hidden talent lies beneath.

Well, if you need some inspiration,

things mightn't be perfect,

but, uh, Theo's certainly been a tiger in the bedroom.

[growls]

[Ben] Yo! Bucks night.

Mate, you're supposed to end the night naked,

not start it.

Better get a move on, we're leaving in ten minutes.

What does a bloke wear to a fake bucks party?

A fake smile.

Come on, if we're going to do this,

we may as well have fun, eh?

I'm gutless, Benno.

No, it's your mom. It's complicated.

You're just trying to keep everyone happy.

Only now Retta's mad at me, and I don't blame her.

No, she's cool.

Look, you've made your decision

and we all respect that.

That's reality. Now wake up to it.

Like I was the expert at facing reality.

And, uh, now, get dressed and put this on.

-What for? -You'll see.

Is it a limo? We're going in a limo, right?

-V6 or V8? -Nah.

Oh, it's got to be at least a V6.

-Uh, no. -Oh, how many horsepower?

-Uh, two. -Two horsepower? What?

-A stagecoach? -It's all they had.

[laughs] Good one, Benno. Where's the limo?

Oh, they're so beautiful.

You shall go to the ball Cinderella!

-Nathan! -Why the long face?

[Ben] Nathan! G'day, Mr. Karandonis.

-Your carriage awaits. -Nice work, Ben.

Yeah, well, we're paying by the hour so, uh,

Carbo, why don't you move it?

You drive carefully. And you keep an eye on Theo,

especially around redheads.

I'll do my best.

-[Retta] Have fun. -Thanks.

Don't turn into a pumpkin.

-Be home by midnight. -Don't you start.

[Nathan] Hi-ho, Silver, away!

Bye. Bye.

[laughter]

Feel the wind in your hair.

So what did you do for your hens night?

-I didn't have one. -Stop it!

-You didn't have one? -No.

[Coby] Oh, here's the unlucky bastard.

[Jake] Oi! Last night of freedom.

So, what took you so long?

Sorry, the horse threw a shoe.

-Then it took a dump. -What?

It's a long story.

Is this really the best you could do?

Relax, mate, we're just meeting here.

-Where are the others? -What others?

So whose shout is it?

-I'll go. -I'll go with you.

Ouzo's all around. Good, huh?

Hey!

So, mate, I can't say much about your outfit.

-Too late now. -Oh, is it?

-[Nathan] What! -It's the right fit.

-It's the right size. -No, no, no, no.

There's no way you're going to get me in that thing.

What are those for?

Your mode of transport is eating my geraniums.

And the spade?

Think about it.

-Who was that? -It's my boss.

Nice hair. Are those auburn highlights?

-She's taken. -I'm sure she is.

-I'm just saying. -She's gay.

You're right, Jules, we don't need that much

office space to grow the business.

We'll take out a loan.

We'll sink the cash into a second van,

a storage unit and fix up our perfectly good shed.

That's right, taking it to the next level

without killing ourselves. Makes sense to me.

It was a nice gesture from Ben though.

-Mmm. -He's a good kid.

-Yeah. -Oh...

$10 says you'll never finish that chapter.

-You're on. -Really, $10?

Yeah, it's money in the bank.

-Once I find an idea. -[Dave] Mmm.

-[knocks on door] -Oh!

Can I tell her you're working?

No, no, she just got back. I can't be rude.

-[Rita] Are you busy? -Yeah, well, she was working.

-Actually-- -We're having drinks

next door for Loretta.

-Oh! -Women only.

[Julie] Oh, like a hens party.

That's right. Why should the men have all the fun?

[Theo] The golden summer in Greece.

The olive groves, the lemon trees.

-Lemon trees. -[Theo] We had lemon trees.

Till my uncle cut them down to build a car-park.

And the golden summer faded.

Geez, I've heard of Greek tragedies.

But the sea, the sea in Greece.

-Wine. -[Coby] Oh,

well, speaking of alcohol.

We've got some business of the unfinished variety.

-[Matt] Yes, yes, yes. -Hey, fellows.

On the count of three, one, two, three.

Up ya. Whoo-hoo!

So who's next shout?

Mine. Waters all round, right?

Oh, you wash your mouth out.

It's beers son, plenty of them.

And then how about a change of scenery?

-Yes. -Well, where to?

We're thinking somewhere a little more, topless.

Oh, strip clubs? Oh, no, that's not really my scene.

[Coby] It's not really your scene? Are you a man?

-Oh, well-- -Then I'm telling you

it's your scene.

Oh, no, no, no, no, guys,

maybe somewhere a bit more chilled.

A little more chilled. You want...

How's this for your chills? Hey, oh, congratulations.

[laughter]

Mate, I don't wanna go to a strip club.

You got no say, mate. We're going.

It feels a bit strange, going with your old man, eh?

It's a bit more than that.

-You're thinking of Retta? -Kind of.

Once you lose the respect of the woman you love...

-Okay, time to go. -...it's hard to win back.

However much you want to be with her.

If I could just prove to her.

Mom forgives you.

You won't make the same mistake as me.

You've got a good head on your shoulders.

You've got hair, you're tall-er than me.

I'm proud of you.

You're a good man, Nick.

Of course, you're not married yet.

Good, huh?

But I am.

Dad, I am married.

Good, huh?

[Coby] Excuse me, mate, um--

[Carbo] Sorry about the night being a fizzer.

Okay. We're going in, no one tells your mother.

-Oh, but, Dad, I think-- -No buts.

This will kill her. Not a word.

[Julie] Oh, look. Oh, it's the good,

-the bad and the Theo. -Hi.

-Nice to see you. -What's going on?

-Mmm? -[Carbo] What's going on?

Oh, in there? Oh, it's Retta's hens party.

I'm just gonna get some more wine.

-[Ben] Mom, you're sauced. -I am. I am. Shh!

Anyway, I'll be back in two minutes

so hold your horses. [laughs]

[Helen] Don't forget the lemons.

[Coby] Don't mind if I do.

[Jake] Looks like the party's inside, boys.

[Matt] Take them to the glue factory now, mate,

we're staying here.

Remember, not a word.

♪ Ladies ♪

♪ Let me see your hands up In the air ♪

♪ Ladies ♪

♪ Show 'em what you got Shake it all around ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪

♪ You wanna little of this? ♪

♪ You want a little Wanna little of this? ♪

-Retta! -[Retta] Honey!

-Hey. -[Retta] You just missed Tina.

She thinks she might have accidently

eaten a peanut and she's allergic.

Yeah, hey, hey, hey, where did everyone come from?

Oh, well, I called Emma

and then she called some friends

and then Rita called some people

and then before I knew it.

I am getting so much great wedding advice.

Did you know, many brides don't drink a drop of liquid

on their big day that way they don't have to use

the bathroom?

How good is that?

-Babe, babe, hey. -What? What?

Do you remember you're already married?

Oh, that's right.

But if we're gonna go through with it, enjoy, right?

Oh, my God! It is you, Nathan.

Hey, Cousin Helen.

Just Helen. We're not related, remember?

In any way.

I know that.

-[Helen] You live upstairs? -Uh, not, not,

not permanently. One sec.

I'm just gonna help. Um, let me.

-No, I don't need any help. -I do.

[Coby] No, no, oi, I've got them.

Nathe, no, I've got them.

Um, so why are you guys home so early anyway?

I cracked and told Dad.

Carbo, why?

Why? I thought you wanted me to.

[Retta] Yeah, but I thought we'd decided.

[Carbo] We had.

Yeah, but... So what did he say?

He said don't tell Mom.

So the wedding's still on?

-Well, yeah. -Yes. This is so exciting.

I suppose Retta's got you to thank for all this?

Hey, us chicks have got to stick together.

Looks like you really made her night.

You don't think he'll sleepwalk again?

With any luck, we've tired him out.

You're the best, you know that?

I had my suspicions.

[Coby] Whoo!

[indistinct chatter]

Oh!

[cheering]

What is that?

♪ You can't touch it ♪

-[Julie groans] -[door closes]

[Ben] Hello.

[Ted] Oh, here we go. Another one.

Have you got any headache pills?

We're all out.

Yeah, funny that.

Ah!

-What's this? -Netbank receipt.

I put the money back in your account.

What?

It just didn't feel right, Ben.

But it makes sense.

I can help you guys. I wanna help.

Darling, it was a beautiful gesture.

No, it wasn't a gesture, Mom, it was a loan.

Just a simple loan.

Well, we want you to use the money for yourself.

And what if I don't want the money?

Did you ever think of that?

Well, should we turn it on?

-I can't. -Matt.

-[Matt] Hmm? -Matt.

Yeah, I'll get it.

Why are you still all lying around?

We have a wedding to prepare for.

-Ooh, it's tomorrow. -Exactly!

Ah, get your feet off my table.

And you can help to as long as you're here.

And you. Who are you?

Oh, Matt, sorry, I've got to do something.

Yeah, so do I.

What exactly? Think quickly.

Nico, I'll do that.

You and Nathan rake the backyard.

The tables and chairs are being delivered soon.

-Righto. -Loretta,

I've made an appointment for you at the salon.

Facial, nails, trim, we leave in 20 minutes.

Oh, and I think the two of you should sleep apart tonight,

you know, tradition.

[Nathan] How is she not hungover?

She drank as much as anyone else.

[Rita] Come on, everyone. Move it!

She's not human.

Oh, Volua did a fabulous job.

You're going to look exquisite.

And I have something for you to wear with it.

Oh, Rita.

Oh, it's stunning.

It was my grandmothers. And now it's yours.

To keep? No, no, I couldn't.

Loretta, don't insult me.

You're a daughter to me now.

-I don't know what to say. -I mean it.

You can always call me whenever you have a problem.

Or when my Nico is misbehaving.

Let's never have any secrets from each other.

What?

Nothing.

No, there's something. Come on, let's start now.

Okay, how about I go first?

What?

It's hard for a mother to let go.

But I trust you with Nico.

And when I see you walking down the aisle

with him tomorrow, I'll know that he'll

be safe and I'll be happy.

I'll be so happy.

Your turn.

I haven't been a daughter

in a long time.

I don't know if I'll be very good at it.

Darling, you already are.

Now let's go and do something about this hair, hmm?

[indistinct chatter]

You're early.

Yeah.

Want to compare hangovers? I win.

Why's that?

Because there's no way I could be here

a second longer than I had to.

But you can't keep away.

I just had a blue with Mom and Dad.

I tried to loan them some money,

but they wouldn't take it.

Oh.

I don't know what their problem is.

I can make things easy for them.

Yeah, but I can kind of see their point.

I mean, it's your money for your future.

Yeah, but if it's my money,

shouldn't I be able to give it to whoever I want?

Sure, but if they're not going to take it.

Yeah, but they need it.

Why can't they just accept it?

Okay, simplest answer, give it all to charity.

No, that isn't the answer. That isn't even the point.

I thought you of all people would understand that.

I'm sorry, but what is the point?

Well, tell me and I'll agree with you.

Just forget it.

Thanks for the advice.

Ben, no one has anything but your best interests

at heart.

Now if you can't see that, maybe you need

to just start waking up to yourself.

[Carbo] Tell me why this is a good idea again?

[Ben] 'Cause we don't want you sleepwalking.

Right.

And we definitely don't want you sleep talking.

Right.

'Cause what do you do in your sleep?

I tell the truth.

Which is why we need to tie you to your bed.

Yeah, but hang on, I thought you were all for me

-telling the truth. -Not always.

Yeah, but we're only doing this 'cause I said so, right?

And 'cause we're almost across the line.

Yeah, but tying me up?

Look, mate, it's up to you.

In a few hours' time you get to say "I do,"

you have a big party, your Mom goes back to Greece

happy and you get on with the rest of your life.

[Nathan] Hey, Ben, have you seen my--

So do you want me to tie you up or not?

I'll leave you to it.

I don't need the rope.

Well, I can't stay awake all night.

I don't need the rope because I'm not going

to sleep.

How can I?

[Helen] Nathan.

-[Nathan] Hey, cousin Helen. -We're not cousins!

It's really filling up out there

and the celebrant's arrived.

Oh, just you wait till you see your bride.

Oh, exquisite! Oh, don't look so worried.

It's your wedding.

Yeah, cheer up, grumpy.

Oh, my son is so sensitive.

It's such a big day in so many ways.

But smile, enjoy. You only get married once.

[Retta] Rita, I need more hairspray.

Yes, darling. Oh, Nathan give me

the word when everyone's here.

You got it.

It's all under control, mate.

I've got the rings, you know the vows.

Yeah, I've said them before, remember?

Just hold it together for one more hour,

then you're home free.

-I can't do it. -Yes, you can.

You pretended this long,

you can pretend a little longer.

Like you're pretending with Emma?

Look, I've seen the way you look at her, mate.

What you're like when you're together.

Doesn't it kill you to keep pretending

like you don't have feelings for her?

Well, if I don't tell my Mom now that I'm married,

then I have to keep pretending for the rest of my life.

[Rita] The bouquet, Loretta's bouquet.

[Retta] I think it's on the dining table.

I've got to tell her, mate.

-[Carbo] Mom. -I found it.

[Carbo] Mom. Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.

Forget the bouquet.

I've got something to tell you.

Retta, can you come down here, please?

-Nico, it's bad luck. -[Carbo] Retta!

-[Retta] What? -Come downstairs.

-[Retta] No, Carbo I can't. -Yes. Yes, you can.

Nico, what are you doing? Nico?

[Carbo] Mom.

You're beautiful.

Can someone please tell me what's going on?

Mom, this isn't going to be easy to hear,

but we're already married.

-You're what? -[Carbo] We eloped.

We were married by a celebrant, just us.

I wish you could have been there,

but it just didn't work out that way and I'm sorry.

Mom.

[Ben] Okay, the truth is often painful

-but so is living a lie. -[door slams]

Mrs. Karandonis.

Rita.

[Rita] Not now, Ben.

Their wedding, it was a spur of the moment thing.

You guys just have such a huge family and Retta,

Retta just has Retta.

She felt swamped like the wedding

wasn't about them anymore.

So they eloped? That was the answer?

Carbo surprised her.

He wanted to make it about them again.

Wedding's aren't about the bride and groom.

Just, he loves her so much.

He just wanted to make her happy.

Is that so hard to understand?

No. No, it's romantic.

But why couldn't they tell me?

-Well... -What?

-You're... -Say it.

Scary. A bit. Sometimes.

I'm scary? Me?

Sometimes.

Which is why he's sleepwalking again

and hiding in the back of the car.

He's been sleepwalking... because he's scared of me?

Mom, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

Well, so am I.

I'm sorry for being scary.

I don't want to be the kind of mother

my own son can't talk to.

-Mom-- -Ah!

You did a good thing.

You put Loretta's feelings first.

If your father had done that with me

we mightn't have had our problems.

Mom, he does put your first.

-Oh! -No, he does.

-He said. -When? When did he say?

Right, we're all set. Ready to go?

What's going on?

There's been a change of plan.

The wedding's off.

Nick told you?

What?

Did you know about this?

-Mom-- -Yeah, he knew.

Do you see how much he tells me?

Do you... Do you see how much he shares?

Hey, Theo, this is your chance, tell her.

-Tell her? -Tell me what?

What you said the other night.

At the bucks party. About Rita.

-Here? -No, not here.

[indistinct chatter]

[mouthing] Hello.

We're not cousins.

-[Dave] Yay. -[Julie] Hey, darling.

Ah, g'day everyone, I'm Ben.

Ah I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding,

but there's been a slight change of plans.

Nick and Loretta won't be getting married today

-after all. -What?

[Ben] Because it turns out they already are.

Yeah, I know this comes as quite a surprise

and it'll all be explained later, but, uh,

since you've all made the effort,

Carbo's father has decided to say a few words.

Sorry.

[wedding music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

Rita, from the moment I first saw you,

I knew you were the only woman I could truly love.

[Julie] Oh!

[Theo] With your flowing...

[Ben] Carbo and Theo had both manned up

and faced reality.

Which meant I was running out of excuses.

[Helen] Carbo, Retta, why wouldn't you tell me?

I'm your cousin, I could have helped organize--

Helen, Helen, over there.

[Julie] No, no, honestly, it was just...

It was so lovely.

Oh, lovely doesn't begin to describe.

[Dave] I never got to give you my marriage advice.

Lifelong happiness guaranteed.

It is always your fault, even if you didn't do it,

it is still your fault.

That's because it is your fault, darling.

Good. Yeah, I know, Jules.

-We can't fight it anymore. -Fight, what?

Animal lust, Nathan. It's a force of nature.

I don't know what you're talking about.

When you are ready to acknowledge it,

you come and find me, okay.

Are we okay?

Yeah, sorry I lost it.

Well, don't think we didn't appreciate the offer.

You wait until you're paying back

all that interest to the bank.

Actually, we've changed our plans to something

a little bit more realistic.

Oh, thank you, darling. Now go eat, there's plenty.

Did you see her admiring the brooch?

I was actually wondering if you wanted it back.

Don't insult me.

But after everything that's happened.

You're a daughter to me now.

All daughters lie sometimes.

Just don't make a habit of it, 'cause I'll know next time.

Am I scary?

[Ben] Speech. Speech.

Come on, you lot. Hey, and your mom and dad.

Hey, everyone, normally about this time

the best man gives a full on speech.

Right, come on, hit me, Benno.

No, mate, that horse bolted.

But, uh, what I wanted to say is that,

we all know relationships aren't always easy.

And, uh, Carbo,

I know that you and Retta will be as perfect

for each other as your mom and dad have been

for all these years.

So here's to you and your parents who know

what they're in for and are still going back for more.

-Cheers. -[all cheering]

How about a bridal waltz, eh?

[Carbo] Good choice, Mom.

♪ Ever and ever Forever and ever ♪

♪ You'll be the one ♪

Are you sure you don't want to dance?

No, I am fine. Thank you.

You, I know you're fine.

-Okay. -Oh, Nathan.

[Nathan] Yes, what--

I know, Nathan.

But it's not going to work.

Different worlds.

♪ Take me far ♪

♪ Beyond imagination ♪

♪ You're my dream come true My consolation... ♪

You're doing well here.

Emma, I'm sorry.

I had not right to speak to you like that.

Would you like to dance with me?

♪ My symphony ♪

♪ My own lover's theme ♪

♪ Ever and ever Forever and ever ♪

♪ My destiny... ♪

[Ben] In that moment, I realized I was waking up too

and falling for Emma. Big time.

[Julie] Oh, hey.

Hey. I left Ruby with Ted.

Oh, well, thank you so much for looking after her today.

Oh, no trouble, she's an angel.

So how's the writing going?

Good. I've had an idea.

Ooh, what?

Well, Savannah... Now this is a bit rough,

Savannah meets an old flame who once cheated on her

and they go off on an adventure.

Maybe just somewhere like the Greek Islands

and she learns to trust him again.

Mmm, sounds like a certain wedding.

Yes, well, the best ideas come from life,

according to Dave.

[chuckles] Well, when you're finished

your chapter you'll be ready for your next installment.

[Julie gasps] Great.

I've been tearing through these, thanks.

[Donna] They're wonderful aren't they?

Mmm.

All right, well, I'll leave you to your writing.

No, don't get up, I can see myself out.

-[Julie] Oh, okay! -And we'll speak soon.

Okay. Bye.

[Ted] "The prince crept into the tower

where the beautiful princess had been sleeping

for a hundred years.

He bent down and gave her the sweetest kiss.

In a moment, she--"

Sorry.

She's out to it anyway.

I'm not surprised.

Your voice...

What about it?

It's lovely. Soothing.

[chuckles] Well, feel free to call me

next time you can't sleep.

Oh, well, I mean, I can drone on till you nod off too.

Oh. I might take you up on that.

Well, I'll see you soon. Bye, Ted.

Yeah.

[birds chirping]

Harvest time?

Hey, Dad, you, uh...

You never told me your new idea for the business.

-Oh, the shed. -The shed?

Yeah, well, a new improved version of it anyway.

Plus an extra van.

We're just going to have to take a small loan

out from the bank.

Well, uh, if ever you change your mind

about that money, it's just sitting there

in my account.

Yeah.

And I hope you can change the way you feel

about that money.

What do you mean?

[Dave] Well, I know it's natural to want

a link to the past, but Mel would have wanted you

to build a future with it.

So just focus on that, eh?

It's funny, someone else gave me

the exact same advice.

Yeah, well, whoever that person is

must be someone worth listening to.

-Thanks, Dad. -No worries, mate.

[Emma groans] Yuck.

Hey. You tracked me down.

I've got a prezzie for you.

[Emma] Wow, very impressive.

I live with a florist.

It rubbed off.

[sniffs] Mmm.

Emma?

Look, I know, we shouldn't have danced

at the wedding.

But I don't know sometimes friends dance, right?

-Just-- -I'm ready, Emma.

Sorry?

I said I'm ready.

[Emma] Yeah?

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ I fell free ♪

♪ I said, oh ♪

♪ Differently ♪

♪ I said, oh... ♪

Come here.

♪ What a day ♪

♪ Like it's bloomin' Everywhere... ♪

You sure?

Absolutely.

♪ Let's come together ♪

♪ There is nothing better ♪

♪ Oh, the world is bright ♪

♪ I feel all right ♪

♪ Sun is in the sky ♪

♪ I'm satisfied ♪

♪ Got the best of life ♪

♪ I feel all right ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

[Ben] It's amazing how bright the day can be

when you finally wake up from a long dark night.

♪ ...possibilities are here for me ♪

[theme music playing]

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