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[theme music playing]

[Dave whistling]

One day, life's all going fine,

then suddenly something comes along...

-Whoa!-...to tip you

-in a whole new direction. -[car horn honks]

It looks up they snipped the wrong tube

during that vasectomy, eh, Dave?

[chuckles]

Warney?

Long time no see.

You reckon? I thought you'd dropped off

-the face of the earth. -Yeah, sorry about that.

-I've been a bit busy. -Yeah,

and you weren't driving that

the last time I saw you either.

[Warney] Ridiculous, isn't it?

Oh, well.

It gets me from A to B at least.

How goes it?

[Dave] Oh, you know, still, uh, still plugging away.

-Yeah, tell me about it. -Sorry.

What? You too?

Yeah, well, we expanded slightly.

We put on a few more sparkies.

-We? -Yeah, it's been a decent run.

We just moved into the old printworks building

-in Blakehurst. -Oh, that's a good joint.

Yeah, which floor are you on?

Well, the whole building.

-We bought it. -The whole building?

Yeah. We got a few more extra staff in the office.

Trust me, the more of them I've got making me look good,

the more time I can spend at the beach house.

Oh, well it sounds like things are

going better than all right.

Do you still play cricket?

Oh, actually I haven't had much time, you know,

with the little one and the, the work.

Well, that's a pity, mate. You played a mean

-off drive back in the day. -[cell phone chimes]

Ah, time for me to go

and pretend I know what I'm doing.

-Good to see you. -Yeah.

You too.

Take care, Dave.

[Dave] Yep, one conversation

and your whole life starts to overbalance.

Look, I'm not complaining.

He just seemed to have everything, you know?

A successful business, beach house, flash car--

Which he just happened to be driving down our street.

-Yeah. -I bet it was a rental.

But you should've seen him, Jules.

Probably on his way to a long lunch.

Why can't I have a long lunch?

Sometimes I don't even have lunch.

Oh, darling, we're not doing too badly

for a little three man operation

run out of the back shed.

I know. I know.

We've got a happy life.

Great kids.

Matching socks,

and you're your own boss

so surely that must count for something.

Yes, but I don't seem to have time for anything else.

You know, what about cricket? I've let that slide.

Because you take on jobs on Saturday.

But do I have to every Saturday?

Surely there's time for the occasional game?

-How's that? -[Ruby cooing]

[Dave] You know cricket is a game of finesse.

It's got delicacy, it's got skill, it's got--

Shane Warne hanging out with topless chicks.

[Dave] Oh, yeah, there's that but, you know,

I'm talking about the psychology of things.

-[Jake] Oh, give what-- -You know not a bunch

of boofheads banging into each other.

Oh, now them's fighting words, Rafter.

Whereas if you're looking for the gentleman's game--

-Gentlemen and cricket? -That's like two stoners

fighting over a chip packet.

Look, all right,

I'm going to give my mate Burke a call

and see if there's any vacancies on the third eleven

and, uh, if I can talk him into it,

are you... are you up for giving it a bit of a crack?

Is no an option?

Not a chance.

[Jake groans]

Thanks for your help, mate.

[door opens]

-Just open it. -No!

[door closes]

-Thank God. -What?

She's been refusing to open that thing until you got home.

-It's from Greece... -Oh.

...so it's going to be something special.

-[Carbo] Ooh. -I guessed a Maserati

but apparently that's "farfetched".

Ah, Maseratis are Italian.

-Mmm. -Same diff.

See, it's saying things like that

which is why you might not make it

in the car part game.

No, it's from your mom,

so it's going to be fairly mega.

Mmm.

Well, come on, open it then.

-I'm home now. -Ooh!

This is better than Christmas.

Wow.

-Ooh. -Oh.

It's Mom's wedding dress.

-It's-- -Massive.

[laughs]

Apparently cousin Voula's coming over

-to make alternations. -Mmm.

Oh, my God.

This is the dress

I'm going to be wearing at my wedding.

Plus you can use the leftover material

for the marquee.

[Bree] Are you serious?

I love Manga films.

Ghost in the Shell?

Absolutely. That movie is incredible.

Have you seen all theWangan Midnight series?

Oh, God don't tell me

you've got him started on Manga?

Actually, we started each other.

It's more of a mutual Manga fan club.

Well, do you reckon maybe instead

you can start cleaning up after yourself

seeing as you're going to be here every night?

Geez, Jake, do you want to help Coby

get the twist out of his knickers?

Yeah, you take your turn,

I'll sort this out.

Now who's up for a cold one?

No. I'm going to call it a night.

I'll see you in the morning.

[door opens]

I guess I won't offer the Fun Police a knock-off.

I thought knock-offs were meant to be right after work?

I'd call this more of a pre-bed problem drink.

-Problem? -Yeah.

Let's see, knock-off beers

are meant to be at 4:00, right?

And then I bet you and Coby stopped at the pub

-for a couple more-- -Yeah,

which is secret men's business.

[Bree] And now you're here

desperate for another.

There's a pattern, Jake.

Yeah, and the pattern is I like beer.

Hmm, well, how about a challenge?

One week without booze.

I bet you can't do it.

You bet?

Mmm.

Yes or no?

All right. Piece of cake and when I win,

you have to cook me dinner.

-Three courses. -That's never going to happen.

You will buckle like a belt.

Oh, you are so sure of yourself, aren't you?

-Yeah. -Who's sure of themselves?

[Bree] I just bet your brother

that he can't lay off the grog for a week.

Great.

I'm in too.

It's probably time that you lost that beer gut anyway.

-Oh. -[Alex giggles]

So, the terrace is all cleared?

Yes, ma'am.

Glasses and ashtrays.

Quite the little worker bee, aren't we?

Well, I think my little days are behind me

but I can muster a bit of elbow grease.

I can see that.

Right, well I'm off.

If you have any further questions,

Ben's the man to ask.

-Right boss, no worries. -Good.

Oi! What are you doing?

Bloody hell. Scare a man half to death why don't you?

I can't stand to see good grog wasted.

You know, it's pretty awesome

you're prepared to take on this sort of work.

Yes, from prison kitchen to glassy.

Not exactly how I thought my life would pan out

all those moons ago but it'll do for the moment.

Thanks for putting in a good word.

What did you think you'd be doing at your age?

Oh, I don't know, the usual dreams, I suppose.

Run my own business and maybe have a motorboat.

Nothing fancy. And what about you?

Well, I don't know. I guess

I wouldn't mind having a bar of my own one day.

There we go.

That's lame.

That bloody well is not.

That's a great dream, being your own boss,

being in charge.

If you set your mind to it, it'll happen.

You know, actually, I do have a little bit of cash,

Mel's life insurance money

but I haven't really thought

about what I want to do with it yet.

That dream might come true sooner than you think.

[Dave] Jake, quick hands.

-Oh! -[Dave] Oh, good stuff

but I reckon we should head down to the nets this arvo

-for a bit of practice. -Oh, what for?

Now Burke says we're good to go for tomorrow morning.

Do you reckon you could scrub up for some gentleman action?

No, make it sound a bit gayer.

-Do I have to? -[Dave] Yeah, you're coming

and these are good blokes. You'll like them.

We can have a few beers, hang out.

Yeah, well, that's sounding better and better.

Oh, maybe I'll just have a pub squash.

It's a long story.

Hey, Dave, cash job for tomorrow.

Oh, Saturday? Not again.

We've got cricket.

Tell them sorry.

But it's a paying job.

We've got to get the balance right, Jules,

otherwise what's this all about?

I might not have a Mercedes convertible,

but I do have my cricket in the weekends.

Fine! Pete, sorry,

can't seem to fit you in tomorrow. Can we negotiate

-for next week? -Jake, quick hands.

-[groans] -Oh.

Sorry, mate. Are you all right?

Relax. You'll love Voula.

[Retta] Are you sure?

She talks a bit but she's fine.

What do you mean "a bit"?

You said Beaches was "a bit" sad,

you said Soundwave might be "a bit" loud,

-so what does that mean? -It means she won't shut up.

No, it means she'll be of great help.

Okay? Anything you want to know about weddings,

ask Voula. She's been to about 50

and she's been a bridesmaid 18 time.

I wish you could take the day off too.

Look don't panic. Voula is here to help.

She's good at everything.

Whoa. Who is this tosser?

Two visits in two days.

To what do we owe the honor?

Dave, I'm glad I caught you, mate.

There's a gig in the city

and it's a complete office rewire

but I think we're going to have to pass on it

'cause there's too much on our plate

so I thought of you.

-Really? -Sounds good.

Uh, Warney, this is Coby, our apprentice

-and you remember Jake. -Boys. Are you interested?

Uh, look, I appreciate the offer

but, uh, we don't need handouts.

No, it's not charity, Dave.

I mean, if we have to say no,

it's better off that it goes to a mate

than a big fish.

Not that you're a little fish,

I mean you're a top operator, mate.

When do we kick off?

This weekend.

Ah, non-starter.

These two have got cricket.

Oh, shame. It's a biggie

and I need someone I can trust.

Well, I don't suppose it'd hurt to have a look at it.

You won't regret it.

What's the address?

-So it's this whole area here. -Uh, yep.

And this area through here as well.

[cell phone ringing]

Excuse me. I need to take this.

Mate.

There's no way.

There's no way we can manage this.

Don't write it off just yet.

Well, not just the two of us

when Coby's still on basics.

Hey, who are you calling basic?

-I'm getting the hang. -It depends how much time

he's going to give us. Let's just let's hear him out.

Well, you know, anything less than a fortnight's a no-go,

-even if we work weekends. -Oh, weekends.

Look if we can get this one in the bag,

we're going to be busy for a long time yet.

Short term pain for long term gain.

What about cricket?

Since when have you been interested in cricket?

I don't want to play. I want you to play

so I don't have to work.

Cricket can wait.

Sorry about that. Where was I?

Oh, yeah, we were just wondering

what sort of time frame you were looking at?

A week? One week?

Are you insane? Why did you say yes?

Don't freak out for no good reason.

Oh, you just committed us to a job

that we can't do in a timeframe

that's completely impossible.

I reckon that's a good reason to freak out.

Yeah, I've got another reason... Sleep.

Do we get any?

With the money they're paying us,

they can ask us for any timeframe they want.

Yeah, but balance. What happened to balance?

[Jake] Yeah ask, yes, but we didn't have to agree.

Short term pain for long term gain.

[Jake] Oh, you're repeating yourself.

Look, it's beside the point.

Boys, boys,

we cannot rewire this place in one week.

Just give me some time to think about it.

Oh, Dave just...

Oh.

[Dave] Oh, I know it was stupid to say yes.

I know that we can't do it,

but just for a moment,

it was nice to be amongst it, you know?

Playing with the big shots.

I get it.

Yeah, it felt... It felt real.

Doable.

But it's not, darling.

Yeah, 10 hour days,

a couple of extra pairs of hands.

Dave.

Yeah, all right. Yep, you're right, I know.

I will call Warney

and tell him that we can't do it.

There'll be other jobs, darling.

Yeah.

[Dave] But I wanted that one.

And now the idea was in my head,

it wasn't going away.

[Voula] Of course when my sister Georgina got married,

it was so beautiful.

You would've loved it.

She had 13 bridesmaids. Thirteen!

And, she set them up in order of height which was lucky

because this one friend of ours, Thea,

well, she's not technically a dwarf

but she had this thyroid problem when she was young

so she ended up really tiny,

which worked well for the overall look,

even though we had to match her

with one of the pageboys.

So...

how many are you having?

Or are you going to have smaller?

Six or seven or, or bigger?

Oh, I haven't really thought about it.

Seriously? You better start.

Let's make a list. Who do you want?

Um, well, I suppose there's Tina,

who works with me at the paint shop.

I could ask her.

And?

And...

I'm not sure who else.

You're only having one bridesmaid?

Well, like I said, I haven't really thought about it.

But what about your sisters and cousins?

Won't they be furious?

Um, the... I really...

There's not really anybody

close, family-wise.

Wow.

I guess you could always use

someone from our family, you know.

Someone with experience.

Anyway, um, who's on the guest list?

Oh, we're just, um--

Have you got a seating plan yet?

We need to workshop.

We need to workshop.

Need a hand there, mate?

No, I'm right.

Oh, though, Ben,

you know what you were talking about the other night

about your dream of running your own joint?

-Yeah. -Well, this old mate of mine,

Jim, his name is, I've known him for years,

I caught up with him a few weeks ago

and he was telling me about his son

who's doing real well in the nightclub game.

-Oh, okay. -Yeah, yeah.

Him and his partner have got two real money spenders

and they need backing for a third.

Right.

And you just remembered all of this?

Well, it was three weeks ago

and I was seven or eight schooners in.

Still, it's pretty interesting, don't you reckon?

Yeah. You really want me to live the dream?

Well, in truth, uh, I am in it for myself as well.

I've got a little stash and I want to kick that in.

I don't know. Nightclubs might be

-a bit too full on for me. -Oh, okay.

Not that I don't appreciate the suggestion.

No, no, mate I get you, I get you.

I'll keep my ear to the ground

and see whether I can find something safer.

And this is essential family business

that you have to know if the day

is going to go smoothly. Honestly,

Carbo should've talked you through this.

Now, here is the bridal table.

I'll leave the number of bridesmaids seats

blank for now.

So you at least know about the bad luck

in the Georgious family, right?

No.

Never invite one of them to a wedding

if you want the marriage to last.

It's like...

-It's like a thing. -[door opens]

And be sure not to let Uncle Spiro

drink any black coffee.

It's his heart.

Hey, Voula! Long time no see.

[Voula] I'm mad at you, Carbo.

Why have you not told this poor girl

important Karandonis business? Huh?

You realize she was going to have Uncle Stavros

and Aunty Agape on the same table?

[Carbo] No way, what Uncle Stavros

and Aunty Agape aren't talking again?

I thought they sorted that out?

[Voula] They did. He gave her a goat.

[Carbo] Well, what's the problem?

-[Voula] She asked for a coat. -[Carbo] Ugh!

Oh, my God.

It's the toxic avenger.

You say I'm bad.

How much aftershave have you got?

-[Alex laughs] -Do you buy them in bulk now?

-No. -It's a hot date, is it?

Maybe he plans to suffocate her first

-and then go from there. -No, I like to smell fresh.

What fresh as in a group of old dudes

sitting on the bus? That kind of fresh?

Or fresh as Nan's undies drawer?

Yeah, ha-ha. Hilarious.

-Really. -[laughs]

It smells like the DJs fragrance department in here.

-[Jake] Oh! -Hey, I'm just going to go

and take a quick shower, all right?

I'll just be a few minutes.

I swear. Thanks for waiting.

[door opens]

[door closes]

Oh.

I'm trying to get changed, you pervert!

What do you think you're doing?

I'm showering and no you can't watch.

I mean with Alex.

Don't start.

You really can't help yourself, can you?

What?

You just have to stuff things up.

-Stuff what things? -This thing.

Here. This place.

-My life. -Get over yourself, Coby.

How would I stuff it up?

By messing with Alex's head

and leading him on.

'Cause that's what I'm here to do, right?

Flirt with your flatmates and stuff things up for you?

You really are just like Mom.

What's that supposed to mean?

Take a guess.

Oh, I'm a slut? Is that it?

You said it.

I'm going to the movies with Alex, as a friend.

-Give me a break. -No, I won't

because that's what we are.

Me and Alex, friends.

I'd spell it out for you but you can't read.

-Can you quit that? -What?

You've been tapping on that can for half an hour.

[sighs] Isn't it weird?

What are you supposed to do on a Friday night

if you're not drinking beer?

Oh, you could try knitting.

Right.

Well, I might, uh, get a beer.

-Interested? -[Jake sighs]

-Rack off! -[Coby] Oh,

I can taste it, Jakey. I'm getting excited.

Look at that.

Frost on, oh, I can taste it.

Can you taste it?

Listen to that sweet...

[beer hisses]

...fizz.

Oh, geez you're all heart, mate.

Ah.

Maybe we should've gone to the movie too.

What with two nerdy mates jazzed about Astro Boy?

I'll pass.

Hey, Alex knows that, right?

Just mates.

He's not assuming anything?

No, no, no, no.

Alex has got his head on.

It'll be fine.

Really? Oh, Rachel, congratulations!

That sounds amazing.

Look at you two.

The height of luxury.

You reckon?

Oh, with Ruby tucked up in bed, a glass of wine,

a bit of telly.

It doesn't get much better than this, mate.

Yeah, I suppose. Catch you later.

-Yeah, have a good night. -[Julie] Yeah, I know.

I know. Well, it's just...

It's just that money's a bit tight at the moment,

that's all.

Yeah, I'll talk to your dad.

I know, I know.

I love you too.

All right honey. Stay safe.

Bye.

-[phone beeps] -All good?

-Yeah, she's doing so well. -Mmm.

So, how was Warney when you rang?

I'll call him in the morning.

I think it's a bit late now.

What was the "money's a bit tight" thing?

Oh, well no she's got this big campaign launch

and she wants me to fly over for it.

Well, it'd be lovely but it's impossible.

Why is it impossible?

Well, I mean there's money in the bank

but if by flight to New York you mean road trip to Grafton

then, yes, that's possible.

Wow, living the dream, eh?

Well, we could really push the boat out

and order takeaway, with fish cakes.

[giggles]

I had a really great night tonight.

So did I. Thank you for finding out it was on.

And all without booze.

-Who would've thought? -I know.

Chalk one up for the Fun Police.

Ah. [laughs]

So what now?

A cup of tea?

I've got a couple of DVDs.

I've got Mask of Light on my laptop.

[laughs] You really are a buff.

No, I'm going to go to bed.

I think my dreams are going to be

warped enough as it is.

All right.

-Goodnight. Goodnight. -Ooh.

Oh, we need hugging lessons.

Oh, goodnight, Alex.

Sweet dreams.

[Julie] Dave, what are you doing?

Come to bed.

Is this all we have to show for our hard work?

A few thousand bucks in the bank?

-Oh, darling-- -No, you have to take risks

to make changes.

This job of Warney's could be the start

of something big for all of us.

You are going to ring him and tell him it can't be done,

-aren't you? -Yes.

-No. No, I don't know. -Oh.

-No, it'd be tight-- -Dave.

But it could be the turnaround.

You know it would give us options.

You could go to New York, you could...

You could buy some shoes... Anything.

-I don't need shoes! -All right.

Well, that's not the point but, you know,

we need to empire build while we still can.

Oh right, so now we're an empire?

We could be, if we start thinking like one.

Darling, this job sounds huge.

You've only got a week.

You need twice as many sparkies.

-It's illogical. -Why let logic

stand in the way?

And with that,

the tipping point was reached.

We were taking that job

and to hell with the consequences.

Look, I know it's early and it's the weekend

but I wouldn't you if it wasn't important.

No, no, no, I understand that.

This could lead to big things all around.

No, no, just get back to me whenever it suits.

Thanks for your time, mate.

Another no?

He's thinking about it

which is not technically a no.

Darling, you can't expect people to jump at the chance

to work on a promise, especially at the weekend.

You make your own luck, Jules. I mean how often

does this sort of opportunity come along?

-You know, you're amazing. -[phone ringing]

One minute you're turning down jobs

and the next you're taking on huge ones.

-I can't keep up. -Dave Rafter.

Sparrow, you got my message?

Sparrow Fisher you are a man among men, fantastic!

I knew I could count on you.

Thanks, mate.

One down.

-Hey. -Hey.

Wow, I didn't pick you for an exercise freak.

A jog.

-This early? -I'm just up early.

Oh, really? Nothing to do with all the extra energy

you've got now you've given up the drink?

Actually I do feel a bit better.

See? I told you.

All right. Easy tiger, easy.

Sorry. I'm just enjoying being right.

Well, you're pretty wrong

standing in the way of that juice.

What? This juice?

-Yeah, that juice. -[squealing]

-Oh! -All right.

So how was last night?

It was good. Thank you for asking.

Are you checking up on me?

What are you doing? Jakey,

didn't you get the call from Dave?

Well, I didn't take my phone with me. Why?

-He's taken the job. -You're kidding me.

Yeah. Is he mental or what?

Like he's losing it.

Well, when does he want us there?

Ten minutes ago!

-Go, go, go, go, go, go. -[sighs]

Come on guys, let's get moving!

Every second counts.

Oh. I don't know what to say here.

What's the, uh, the electrical version

of good luck? Blow a fuse?

Lay a cable? [laughs] Oh.

Look, I know you have your doubts

about this, but back me up.

I can do this.

Okay. If you say so.

-Are you saying that I can't? -No, of course not.

All right, well give me a kiss.

No seriously, you'll be great.

Of course I will.

All right mates?

-[Coby] Yeah. -[Jake] Yeah.

-[giggles] -How can we lose?

Oh.

[Dave] All right. I've organized three blokes

to help us out and get us over the line.

It's going to be tight.

If we pull this off, we'll to be running

with the big boys.

You should move into motivational speaking, really.

And where are these three blokes?

-They'll be here. -Oh, they'd want

-to get a wriggle on. -I said they'll be here.

Where's your faith? Now come on! Time is money!

How many coffees has he had?

So we've got the dress covered,

rings you've purchased.

Now we just need floral arrangements,

cake and speeches.

Oh, I love speeches.

Do you want to go novelty or straight?

Breakfast, so we don't waste time.

Novelty?

Yeah, like a song or a play or whatever.

Susan Georgiou got her bridesmaids

to do "Lady Marmalade".

It was great. Ha!

-What? -The speeches!

-I'm not sure. -And plates.

-Plates? -Yeah, for the pastries.

-Oh. -Hey, Voula.

[Voula] Ben.

Hi, Nathan.

Hey, Retta, another thing.

Hey have you seen my runners?

Uh, yeah. Dining table and coffee table.

Ah, you're good.

Just imagine what you could achieve

if you put your mind to good instead of evil.

Oh, well there's more money in evil.

Are you going for a run then?

Yeah, I'm due for a walk with Tom.

Check it out, Grumpy Old Men.

Out on their morning amble.

-So? -No, it's no big deal.

I think it's nice you're making friends

your own age to play with.

-Get lost. -Yeah.

[Voula] If you want photos, I can email them.

Oh, and by the way, FYI, Helena's put on

a bit of weight in the last couple of months

but there are heaps of Carbo's cousins who'd kill

to be your bridesmaids.

Oh, it's all good. I've arranged my own.

-Bridesmaids? -Yeah.

But I thought you didn't--

Oh, I realized that there's this whole load

of cousins from down the coast that I completely forgot about

and my friends from gym would be so mad

if I didn't ask them.

Oh, great! What are their names?

Molly and...

-Polly. -Perfect.

Give me their numbers and I'll get measurements

and stuff.

Oh, no it's fine. I'll sort it out.

Maybe I should get their measurements too?

-Nathan! -What?

Stop cheapening the wedding.

I'm not cheapening.

This is the biggest day of this girl's life.

It's got to be perfect and we are going to make sure

it is, FYI.

[giggles] Eee!

Okay team, we're going well.

Jake, when you get the new circuit breakers in

and the supply cables attached,

could you make a wiring plan for the roof grid?

-Righto. -And Coby,

don't forget to chase those data cables

so that we can terminate them.

All right? I reckon we are doing good time.

Yeah, good, but look

I don't mean to be pushy just...

The backup.

It's a Saturday. They're doing us a favor.

They'll get here when they get here.

-Don't worry about it. -[phone ringing]

We are going great, guns.

Damo. Where are you at?

Oh, yeah. Oh, okay, okay then. Well...

No, no. No, I understand.

Yeah, yeah. It's all right.

We'll chat soon.

Okay, mate.

-Everything all right? -Damo can't make it.

We're never going to make this

with just the three of us.

Hey, what's with the attitude, mate?

You've got to try and stay positive.

One man down, two on the way.

We will make it. Trust me!

Hello. What is this?

The seating chart, color coded.

Your family is aqua,

that's why it looks like

we're having the wedding at sea.

And what are these gold stars?

My bridesmaids.

You're having one two three,

you're having seven bridesmaids?

Yeah. Why not?

-Who are they? -People. Friends.

Oh, but you said you wanted to keep it low key.

Well, no one else seems to one to keep it low key

now do they?

So I'll have seven bridesmaids.

It doesn't matter who they are.

I'm sure we can bribe some nice homeless women

to just come off the street and pretend they like me

and FYI, if we want them in height order,

one of them is going to have to be a midget!

All right?

[machine whirring]

[Julie] Okay.

I've got ham and cheese, chicken and lettuce,

tuna and salad, no egg salad.

I thought we should ought to learn a lesson from last time.

That was not my fault.

-[Jake laughs] -Thanks, love. That's great.

Is the support team in the loo?

Yeah, we had a few setbacks.

-Oh? -Yeah, a no show.

Oh.

It's really not that big a deal.

Another no show?

Oh, Marty's a busy man.

We can't expect him to drop everything.

Oh.

Hey, hey, I saw that. That was a doubting look.

Remember what I said about doubting looks?

They're bad for morale.

Hey, give them a break.

Here's trouble.

Hey, Sparrow.

Don't worry, mate, I'm not going to dock you

for your late arrival.

You, uh,

might want to chuck some overalls on

if you don't want to get your fancy dacks dirty.

Uh, Dave, this isn't easy but I've been steamrolled

by the missus.

It's her sister's birthday and she wants us

all to go to yum cha.

All right. So you won't be joining us?

Yeah. I said I'd help you out.

I'm letting you down, I know it.

Uh, I feel terrible about it.

I'll make it up to you, I promise.

No, it's all right. Whatever suits.

Can you fit us in, fine. You know whatever suits.

Oh. You're a champ, Dave.

Thanks for understanding. Chookas.

No worries.

-Dave, I'm sure-- -Never say never, Jules.

There's plenty more sparkies on the list.

We're going to nail this.

[sobbing]

[door opens]

-Hey. -Hey.

Hey, hey. What's all this?

No, it's nothing.

It doesn't look like nothing.

It's just so overwhelming.

I mean, all the people coming and...

Well, look if you think we invited too many guests,

we can uninvite.

No, we can't.

It's just so out of control and I mean

I've even started inventing friends just so I don't look

like a loser who only has one bridesmaid.

What's wrong with having one bridesmaid?

Hey, I'm only having one best man.

-But Voula said-- -Who cares what Voula said?

Look you don't need to start making up

imaginary bridesmaids to make her happy.

That's not it. It's...

How's it going to look on the day

when your side of the church is full,

and mine is empty?

I'll have nobody. [cries]

Hey. Honey, come here.

Is that really bothering you?

Look, some of my family can sit on your side.

My family are your family now.

Our wedding seems to be about everyone else but us.

Seating arrangements and family feuds

and eight bagillion bridesmaids.

What happened to plain old Carbo and Retta?

When did everything get so complicated?

Are you serious?

Look, it doesn't have to be all week,

just a day or two. We need extra hands.

What about all of your sparkie mates?

-They're busy. -All of them?

Look, look can you do it or not?

Look, I know it's a Sunday but I'd really appreciate it.

I'm not sure if you remember, Dad,

but I have my own business.

This is not about business, mate.

This is about family. Your family.

And securing their future.

And that takes precedence in my book.

So, what do you say?

"Securing the family's future."

What about my future?

I'm going to need back surgery after this.

Don't keep on about it.

I heard you the first hundred times.

Okay, guys, how's it going?

Jake? Jake, talk to me.

Well, what do you want, the truth or a lie?

Well, whichever one's going to make me feel better.

Well, we're doing great and we're probably going

to get this job finished on time.

Was that the truth or a lie?

Dave, we've hardly made a dent.

Yeah, but with the extra work--

Yeah, even with Ben and Nathan,

we'll be cutting it fine, and when I say

-cutting it fine-- -[Dave] Yeah, yeah

you're lying to me, again.

I have to let this go, don't I?

It's up to you, boss.

[Warney] Boys.

[Dave] Warney. I didn't mean for you to come down here.

Yeah. I got your message, Dave.

Disappointing news.

What's the GO.?

Oh. I just bit off more than I could chew.

[sighs]

Well, I guess I could always palm it off to another mob.

Well, I already have but, you know,

I really wanted to give you a shot.

Yeah, I appreciate it.

But you know push came to shove.

Well, you put the other guys behind

the eight ball, they're down a whole weekend--

Yeah, I know, I know. I'm, I'm sorry.

[mobile phone dings]

Oh, geez.

One of my sparkies has got his birthday today

and the strippers arrived.

I better get back to it.

Sure. Don't work too hard, eh?

I never do, Dave. See you around.

Sorry it didn't work out.

[car horn honks]

-Hey. -Hey.

I know what you're thinking.

I'm not saying anything.

-I thought I could do it. -I know.

I'm not an idiot, Jules.

I know the difference between optimism and blind stupidity.

I just didn't want to drag those guys

into an impossible situation.

Oh, darling.

They would've followed you without question, you know.

I know.

And that's what makes it worse.

Or better. I don't know.

Hmm.

You've been great through all this.

Oh. That's my job.

Foot off the table, darling.

-Hey. -Hey. Big day?

Well, that's one word for it.

Is that--

-What? -It is!

-What? -Beer breath.

I know it when I smell it. You are busted.

Oh. Shoot me. Today sucked.

And what's wrong with lemonade?

No? Or a ginger beer.

That always picks me up when I'm beat.

Ooh. Captain Excitement, eh?

Oh. You lost the bet. What a quitter.

All right. I... All right, you win.

Yeah, I do.

And don't think I'm not going to make

the most out of it.

What, so what do I owe you?

Like, slave for a day?

Do they still have those laws about slaves

-working naked? -[laughs]

You know, I think you're getting

your regular slaves mixed up with your sex slaves.

Oh, well I'm king.

So, you know, I make my own rules.

Take your pants off.

What? Oi, oi, oi.

What are you doing?

I'm just getting started.

Where's Coby? Didn't he come home with you?

No. He's hanging out with Nathan.

Where's Alex?

He reckons he's staying at McPhee's tonight.

So, it looks like it's just you and me.

Slave.

Oh.

[singer] ♪ While you Were sleeping ♪

♪ She took stills of Your feet next to a throw ♪

♪ Right next to a box Of pills she gave you ♪

♪ She said "Wake up, baby I'm missing you like crazy ♪

♪ I wanna put the panties On you gave me" ♪

♪ Went to the bathroom saw The stills ♪

♪ On a peg next to a sink ♪

♪ Grab a tissue grab a drink ♪

♪ Let's get it started ♪

♪ Let's get it started ♪

♪ Let's get it started ♪

There you are!

Now, I think I've worked it out.

If Despina sits at table four, she still won't be

able to see Uncle Pappas,

which means that Aunty Xena will still

be able to sit near the band for her hearing aid.

I love you, you know that?

Just trying to think positive.

Now which cousin was the diabetic

with the speech impediment?

Stand up.

-What? -Come on.

-You're coming with me. -Where?

Would you just do it. We're going somewhere.

Where are we... Where are we going?

[Carbo] No more questions.

Carbo, I'm serious.

Tell me what's going on or I'll...

Oh, my God.

I told you we weren't going to Ikea.

Carbo, we can't do this.

-Why not? -Well because, uh...

This is what you want, right?

Well, yeah.

Well what about everybody else?

What about Voula and Jimmy and Despina and Susan Georgiou

and Uncle Stavros and Aunty Agape--

Ah! Everybody else can go jump.

Our wedding's about us.

The two of us.

Oh. And the... And the paperwork?

-Is this even legal? -All sorted, remember?

I'm not... I'm not dressed for it.

Hey, you look beautiful.

-Really? -Really.

I don't know what else to say.

Then, let's get married.

Our witness should be here soon.

It was all very last minute.

I called my brother. He was in the area.

Ah. He had to come straight from a kids party.

[giggles]

Thanks for coming, Mike.

[laughs]

Cheers, mate.

Do you Nikolas Dimitri Zenobio Karandonis

take Loretta Nicole Schembri

to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

Do you Loretta Nicole Schembri

take Nikolas Dimitri Zenobio

Karandonis to be your lawfully wedded husband?

You're supposed to say something now.

-Oh. What? -I do?

Oh. I do.

Will you love, respect and honor her

throughout your years together?

-I will. -Me too.

And now the rings.

You even brought the rings?

Oh, are these our vows?

May this ring be blessed so he who gives it

and she who wears it.

With this ring, I thee wed.

Wear it as a symbol of our love and commitment.

With this ring, I thee wed.

Wear it as a symbol of our love and commitment.

It is with much pleasure that I pronounce you

husband and wife.

Congratulations.

Oh! Yes!

Whoo-hoo!

Where have you two been?

Oh, we had, um, a little thing.

[Retta laughs] It's no big deal.

Just a thing.

And then we went and had some champagne.

Champagne. Champagne. But no big deal.

No big deal.

Are you both high or something?

[Nathan] You know, that is putting me off

ever being in a relationship again.

[door closes]

So I know it's a bummer Dad having

to bail on that job but you've got to hand it to him,

-he's got drive. -Yeah, over-drive you mean.

[Ben] Yeah, and so what? It's impressive.

That's what it takes if you run a business,

drive and commitment.

You're really serious about this business idea,

aren't you?

Yeah. Well, maybe Tom's right,

why wait around?

Hey? What's Tom got to do with you starting a business?

I'm not starting one, investing in one.

Nothing definite though. We're just talking.

It's good to have an ear to the ground, you know?

Yeah!

You're not regretting it, are you?

What?

Giving up the job.

I really had no other choice.

Yeah. Well, you faced that choice, you tackled it.

I'm proud of you.

We still have them, Jules.

Options.

I'm not giving up.

I'm just going to take a little bit longer

to get there.

Well, if that's what you really want,

then next time you'll be ready.

Mmm.

There is one thing I can do in the meantime now.

What's that?

I can start practicing my googly.

Googly? Is that what we're calling it?

[both laugh]

Yeah, well. Come on then.

If it works for you.

[Julie laughs]

[Dave] Okay, so I'd reached too high

and almost come a cropper.

It was time to restore a bit of balance,

pull back from the edge, and review the situation.

[singer] ♪ It's been A long time ♪

♪ That I had to say ♪

♪ When I wake up in the Morning all I do is pray ♪

♪ For some guidance And protection ♪

♪ On the streets today ♪

♪ And an answer to the Questions I ask every day ♪

♪ So tell me why do the birds That used to fly

♪ Tell me why Do they come to die here? ♪

♪ And all the kids That used to run here ♪

♪ Tell me why do they load Their guns here? ♪

[all cheering]

Good on you, Dad!

Whoo-hoo!

[Nathan] Good one, Dad!

How are you going, Granddad?

Oh, I can't complain.

You?

Yeah, good. Yeah.

Is something on your mind, boy?

Mmm.

Ben said something about you helping him out

with some investment.

I gave him the name of a friend who could help him out.

What friend?

You wouldn't know him.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I know what your friends are like.

Meaning?

Ben's a good guy.

And you think I don't know that?

And he deserves a break.

And that's exactly what I'm trying to give him.

End of story.

[Nathan] Bowled him! [laughs]

[Julie] Ooh, bad luck. Oh, that leaves Jakey!

Come on, Jakey!

Go Jake! Yeah!

Come on, Jake!

Go, Jakey!

Looking good.

Oh, mate, had you told me

these outfits were so snazzy.

All right, let's talk tactics.

Oh, look.

I reckon hitting it out of the park might be

a good start.

You just get your bat on the thing first.

Well, how hard can that be?

I mean, look at this guy.

It looks like he's had one too many pies pre-game.

[chuckles]

Dismiss a fat bowler at your own peril, Jakey boy.

You can have that one for free.

Good luck. Good luck.

I might not have the world, yet,

but I'll settle for a decent game of cricket.

Come on, Jakey!

[laughs]

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