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[theme music playing]

[Dave] The male communication handbook.

Rule number one.

Don't.

[laughter]

[Dave]Leave it to the girls.

They do it much better than us.

The fact is, given a choice,

we'd rather fish.

Yep, with us blokes, it's more what we don't say.

Look who it is.

Did you catch anything?

There are many ways to fish.

Fish and chips from the shop do not count.

Hey, uh, I was thinking maybe

we should dangle a line sometime.

-No, thank you. -You used to love to fish.

Not really.

The only thing I ever caught was sunburn.

-Oh, well, Ben loved it. -No, he didn't.

I'm sorry to spoil your illusions,

but he did not.

Speaking of illusions,

you sold anything yet?

-[laughs] -That is cruel.

-You're a cruel man. -Keep up the good work.

Yeah. Yeah, all right, sweetheart.

-Get them while they're hot. -Yeah.

Oh, it's so good to hear your voice.

-[whispers] Who's that? -Rachel.

Well, what time is it in New York?

-Early. -Is she all right?

Yeah, she's on her way to work.

Yeah, yeah. Actually, hang on,

your dad wants to talk to you.

All right, sweetheart. I love you.

-Don't forget us. -Hey, Rachel.

You okay? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that sounds good.

Hey, tell her to eat a proper breakfast.

-Jules, Jules. -Yeah, no, no, just tell her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I will.

Yeah. All right, love you. Bye.

What's so funny?

She said to stop being a worry wart.

Oh. I'm not a worry wart.

You know she's renting an apartment

-in the East Village? -Village? Sounds nice.

Very countrified.

Oh, I don't think there's anything country

-about New York, Dad. -Rachel is a big girl.

-Yes I know, it's just... -What?

She said she's having the time of her life.

Yeah, and we're supposed to be happy for her.

I know. And I am.

But I'm allowed to miss her though, aren't I?

Of course you are.

Fish and chips are getting cold.

[Dave] Male communication handbook rule number two.

How to handle an emotionally awkward situation.

-Beer? -Hey?

Rachel's having one.

[Dave] Turn it into a joke.

[laughter]

[Dave]Male communication handbook,

-rule number three. -You've got to be kidding me!

Nathan!

[Dave] There is no rule number three.

Mate, this is a kitchen, not a garage.

Yes, check it out. It worked. Look how clean these are.

Yeah, good. Did you just hear what I just said?

-Yeah. Kitchen not a garage. -Yeah, mate,

I don't want grease in my vegemite.

And since when have you been interested in cars?

Well, I'm just trying something new.

Like when you went into flowers.

No, not the same.

I knew a delphinium from a daffodil.

I know a bit about cars. I'm not a complete idiot.

Yeah. What's this called?

-That's a rocket cover. -Bah, bah.

It's a rocker cover. Rocker.

You know, the thing you're off, mate.

And don't even think of stashing this lot

in my garage.

Got it?

Ben, what's his problem?

He leaves junk out everywhere

when he's working on the Charger.

I don't think it's about the mess, mate.

-Yeah, it is. -[Ben] Carbo's been a rev head

since he could put two lips together and go broom.

You mean, he wants to be part of the business?

-Mmm-hmm. -[Nathan] Ahh.

I just thought he was too busy playing with his flowers.

No problem, easy fix.

Carbo, I'm sorry if I upset you.

I'm not upset. I'm fine.

See, smiling.

Good. Well, how would you like to be

-a part of this venture? -Venture?

Yeah, venture, adventure, call it what you like.

-Train wreck. -Hopefully not.

Not with someone who knows cars like you.

-Hey? -Carbo, it sounds great.

Yeah, look thanks, Nathan, but pass.

-Pass? -[Carbo] Yeah, pass.

Look, I've already got a job, which reminds me

actually I've got to be up early for the markets.

-So, uh, good luck with it. -[Retta] Carbo! Carbo.

[Carbo] Night.

I'll work on him.

[Coby] Oh!

[farts]

-Oh, was that... What? -[clicks tongue]

-Oh, Rachel! -That's disgusting.

-It's not very lady like. -[Coby] Not at all.

Oh.

[clatters]

What was that?

I don't know.

[whispers] Go, go, go.

What?

[keys jingling]

Go!

[all screaming]

What are you doing home?

You scared the hell out of me.

[all cheering]

-Oi! You're pissed. -No, I'm a little jet lagged.

Rachel, you're changed.

Oh, no, this is Coby.

-I told you about him. -Oh, hey, Toby.

-Coby! -Well, I've got to sleep.

-No, no, hang on. -I'm off to bed.

Uh, wait, it's not your room anymore, mate.

Whoa, whoa! No, he can have it.

He is legless.

No, you don't know the half of it.

-He's got CP. -Hey?

Well, cerebral palsy.

Right.

[Dave] When I was a kid, you know,

about eight or nine, I used to have this daydream

about going fishing with my dad.

My real dad.

Yeah, he'd come back from Russia

or wherever he was working on a secret mission as a spy

or a superhero and...

and we'd just go down to the pier and fish.

-Well, you have a dad, now. -[laughs]

Yeah, Tom. He's hardly a superhero.

Yeah, but he might like fishing.

-Yeah, who knows? -[laughs]

Who knows anything about the guy?

Hmm-hmm.

I was just a kid, Jules.

Yeah, it doesn't mean you have to give up on your dream.

What?

I have a dad.

Never thought I'd get to say that.

Maybe now you can get to know him.

I am never drinking again.

Well, I've heard that before.

Seriously, something has died in my mouth.

You want some brekky?

There's a balloon over there

with Rachel's face on it.

Yep.

Is there a blow up version of the rest of her? [laughs]

Oh, you just suffer in silence.

So how long are you back for?

Maybe for good.

I thought you were loving it over there.

Yeah, I was but...

-What happened? -[Alex] Same as you.

My girlfriend left me.

Sorry, mate.

-It's no biggie. -Oh, g'day, mate.

-We met last night. Coby. -Yeah, I remember.

Hey! Um, thanks for the bed.

You know, I promise that I didn't

leave anything nasty in there for you.

-You good to go? -Yep.

There are painkillers in the bathroom.

-You will get better. -Have a good one.

-[Jake] Later. -You too, mate.

-Hey. -[Dave] Morning, lads.

[Jake] Hey.

Oh, how is the Part Sexchange going?

I'm thinking Rafter's Specialist Parts instead.

Right, no. Keep thinking.

Still sounds like a nip-tuck operation to me.

Thank you. Oh, hey,

I'm not taking any more orders.

-Hey, how come? -It's too niche.

-Too hard more like. -[Nathan] Pretty much.

I'm just going to build up a stock

-and then flog it online. -Sounds like a plan.

-Yeah. -All right, just finish

loading up the van, I'll be back in a sec.

[Jake] No worries.

Uh, hey, if you're looking for parts,

Tom's got an old HK on bricks back up at Coolong.

HK? H... Is that a Holden?

'68 Kingswood, oh, mate, it's a classic.

Anyway, not in the best nick but good for parts.

-Worth making a call. Yeah? -Yeah. Great. Cool.

Um, I could do with a hand breaking it down,

-if you're, uh-- -Uh...

Uh, don't worry. I'll figure it out.

No, no, I'll help you out.

Really? Awesome.

You can show me the sights of Coolong.

-Yeah. Awesome. -[Nathan] Cool.

All right, I'm off. See you.

David Rafter.

I just got off the phone to Tom

and he's doing a big clean-up and he said that

he's got an old Kingswood that I could have for parts.

Have? You mean buy? No, no,

-he's not allowed to sell it. -Conditions of his parole.

He can't deal in any kind of motor vehicle.

-Oh. -[Nathan] Yeah.

So, I was wondering if I could borrow the van

so that Coby and I can drive to Coolong,

break it apart, and bring parts back.

-Please? -You'll pay for petrol?

Yeah, I'll pay for petrol.

-Please? -No, I don't think so.

-Dave! -[Nathan] Are you serious?

I'll do you one better.

[phone ringing]

Dave. Yeah, I...

Yeah, I was just talking to Nathan.

Yeah, I know. He said you were doing some big clean up.

Oh, mate, you would be amazed

how much rubbish can pile up, even when you're not here.

How's it going?

Oh, flat out like a lizard drinking.

-Need a hand? -[Tom] Of course.

But I can't afford to pay anyone.

[Dave] No, well, you wouldn't have to.

The boys and I thought that we would drive up tonight

to help out.

Least they can do to repay your generosity.

Mate, that'd be fantastic.

To tell you the truth, I'm just about spent.

Yeah, what, with the four of us,

we could knock it off okay.

You're a lifesaver, son.

A lifesaver. I really appreciate it.

-All right, see you soon. -Thanks. Bye.

Ooh, yeah!

Working my fingers to the bone.

-Be ready when I get back. -Cool. I'll tell Coby.

Isn't there a river up around Coolong?

Yeah, it's home to some pretty clever trout, apparently.

Not that we'll have any time to fish though.

Oh, no.

Still it'd be nice to spend time with your dad,

-though. -Yeah, it'll be all right.

That's bloke speak

for "I'm looking forward to it."

I'm off, guys. I'll see you all tomorrow.

Oh, say g'day to Tom for me.

Oh, it's a bugger you've got to work.

Yeah. Maybe next time.

Are you sure you don't want to come, mate?

Yeah, no thanks, mate. Retta needs me.

No, I don't.

I do, but I'd survive for a night.

-Go, you'll have fun. -Yeah, come on,

a Charger guy's got to love taking apart a Holden.

And I suppose you want me to bring my tools?

No, Tom's got tools. Dad's got tools.

-We're good for tools. -Don't be a tool. Go.

-You know you want to. -I don't want to.

In matter of fact, um, we've got plans tonight.

-[Nathan] Oh! -Uh, we don't have any plans.

[Carbo] Uh, look, yes we do.

Uh, pizza and DVD festival.

-Oh. -What?

Yeah. How'd you forget?

Matter of fact, uh, I have to go get

-some supplies right now. -[Nathan] Oh.

So thanks, but no thanks.

-Carbo. -Don't say we didn't ask.

-I'm still working on him. -[door closes]

Um, I may have rolled over in my sleep.

And popped my ex-girlfriend.

You know what they say.

Plenty more balloons in the box.

Oh! What do you want for tea?

I feel like a big juicy steak.

-Oh, we don't have steak. -And chips.

No, I don't do chips.

But the club does. Come on, it's Friday night.

-Oh, no! -It's party night.

But I thought you were going to lay off the grog?

Come on, bro! The Barton boys are going out.

Oh!

[Tom] Welcome. Welcome. Come in, come in.

Sorry about the mess.

And you reckoned you could manage this lot on your own?

Oh, yeah, I was going gangbusters

and yesterday I did my back in.

Oh, let me get that.

Sorry, I thought I'd have more done.

-That's okay. We'll sort it. -How you going, Coby, my lad?

Yeah, not bad, Granddad. What's with all the stuff?

Oh, well, I'm just sorting the place out.

I haven't got to your room, yet.

Right. Yes, I might... I might show Nathan the car.

-We'll grab the torch. -No, no, no.

The torch is cactus.

Wait till tomorrow morning.

You can see it in all its glory.

There you go, get a coldie into you.

[Dave] Cheers.

So you blokes get a feed on the way up?

Uh, no, we didn't actually.

Oh, well, I hope you like pasta.

Oh, don't go to too much trouble.

Who are you kidding?

Been a long time since we've entertained, eh, Coby?

-Tell them about my spag bol. -Oh, yeah. It... It's good.

The secret's in the chili.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

So how long you been living in this place?

Oh, too long. If these walls could talk.

Anyway, I'd better put the pasta on.

You blokes settle in.

You look after our guests, Coby.

So, ah, this is where you grew up, hey?

Yeah, yeah, since I was nine.

Yeah, since when did you grow up?

[chuckles]

Hey, you know what, there is a torch in the van.

-We'll use that. -Sure.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking.

It's no palace.

-Oh, it's... -It is what it is.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

Do you want some ice cream, Dad?

Hmm?

Well, the muffins will be a while, so.

Oh, no thanks, love. I'll hold off.

Right, okay.

6:30.

Oh, it's way past that.

No. Not in New York it's not.

I wonder if I should give her a call.

Nah, no, no.

She already thinks I'm a worry wart.

-We're all missing her, love. -Yeah, I know.

I remember when our little girl left home.

Your mother cried for a week solid.

-I didn't know that. -Of course you didn't.

You were off living your own life.

Just like Rachel's living hers.

Yes, but at least that wasn't

on the other side of the planet.

Mmm.

[indistinct chatter]

Here's a go here.

No, no, there's more action at the bar.

-You serious? -Yeah, what,

are you frightened of a little competition, bro?

No, no. I just thought we were going to have a quiet one.

No, we've both been dumped.

We've got to get back on the bike.

[laughs] All right, well you can.

I'm just going to park it.

Yeah, well, look and learn, brother.

Look and learn. Hey, excuse me. Excuse me.

Oops, sorry.

Uh, can I buy you girls a drink?

No, thanks.

Come on, just a little drink.

Is that an act?

What, the suave charm? [laughs]

Uh, no that...

That's all me.

No, the...

That.

'Cause if it is, it's really off.

No. Not an act.

You know what, I shake a mean cocktail.

What, you never had someone with cerebral palsy

offer to buy you a drink before?

[indistinct chatter]

How rude were they?

I've had worse.

Can I buy you a drink?

Yes. Yes, you may.

I'll have whatever you're having.

Megan.

-Two more cosmos, thanks. -[woman] Sure.

I'm Alex. And get that drink in a sippy cup for me.

-[laughs] -That or a straw.

[laughs]

Okay, how about this.

We buy a second hand car, like a really cool one.

-Like? -I don't know.

We say that we're taking it apart and we pretend...

-Just slow down. -like we don't know

what we're doing and we...

and we...

Okay, maybe that won't work.

Yeah, for a whole load of reasons.

Well, we have to do something. Can't you talk to him?

-Like man to man. -[door opens]

-We don't do that. -Why not?

-[door closes] -It's a guy thing.

-Okay, party time. -Sorry amigo, I'm off.

No, check this out.

Look, Dukes of Hazzard, Season 7.

It doesn't get much better than that.

Oh, come on, mate. Take a sickie. Stay. Have fun.

As much as I'd like a night of cheesy TV...

-Cheesy? -Daisy Duke?

-I've got a shift to work. -Oh, your loss.

Look, grab a piece of pizza on the way.

I'll get us some drinks.

-[whispers] Good luck. -[whispers] Thanks.

Oh, it's delicious.

[Dave] It's good. Really good.

One of my better ones, eh, Coby?

Sure is.

See, it's all about the balance.

You need enough chilli so it's got a kick,

but not too much so it burns your ring off.

[laughter]

I tell you what, I would have killed

for a bowl of this when I was in the slammer.

Food wasn't good?

Nothing was good about that joint, Dave.

-Who's for another beer? -No, I'm right, thanks.

-Me too. -Yeah, no, I'm still going.

Uh, we've learnt a lot of domestic skills

over the years, haven't we, Coby?

Hmm, never let Granddad give you a haircut.

-[laughs] -Well, hairdressing's trickier

than it looks, you know, it's...

It must be nice to be home.

Yeah.

Freedom's something you take for granted until you lose it.

I guess so.

[Tom] You take away a man's freedom,

you take away his dignity.

Oh, it's the little things like deciding

when and what you're going to eat

or when you're going to go to bed.

And who you're going to go to bed with.

[laughs]

Um, what's your pick of the local pubs?

-What for? -Well, Nathan and I need

somewhere to stay, so.

No, no, no, no you... You'll dos down here.

Oh, no, we wouldn't want to impose.

No, no, no argument. Nathan can take Coby's bed.

-You'll have mine. -No, Tom.

It's decided then.

Okay, well, when we finish up here I'll settle you in.

-Right. -[Coby] I'll take your bowls.

[Nathan] Yeah, here you go, Coby.

Stay right there.

I want to hear the end of the story.

Okay. Yeah.

He's firing on all cylinders tonight.

Yeah, he's certainly found his confidence.

-Learned a few tricks too. -[laughs]

Oi!

-Hey. -I'm going to get going.

Are you going to come or you going to stay?

No, no, I'll stay. I can look after myself.

All right, well, don't kill too many brain cells.

And make sure you eat something.

Ha-ha.

No don't even go there. See you.

Bye.

Here we go.

Nothing fancy but she's clean and comfy.

Oh, you like fishing do you, mate?

-Oh, I go through the motions. -Ah.

What do they say, the fishing's good,

-the catching's lousy. -Yeah.

The way to a fisherman's heart's through his fly.

I always wanted to put that on a bumper sticker

but I could never find a car wide enough.

You get out often?

Well, not since I was in the clink,

but, uh, yeah, before that, often as I could.

I tell you what though,

if we knock off this work quick tomorrow morning,

why don't we go and drown a few worms.

-What do you reckon? -You sure?

Sure, I'm sure, if you're keen.

-Yeah, I'm keen. You keen? -Done deal.

[Dave] What do you know?

I was finally going fishing with my dad.

Hey, son. There's an old...

old side table in the shed you can break up for kindling.

[Dave] Rightio.

Why you doing all this?

-Cooking breakfast? -Throwing our stuff away.

I told you, I'm doing a cleanup.

Yeah, well, this is mine.

I'm sorry, I didn't know you still wanted it.

-Granddad-- -Listen, I've got debts

coming out of me ass.

Bloody mongrel lawyers, I'm damned

if I'm going to let them get their grubby little paws

on my stash, no matter how small it is.

-So-- -So, I am cleaning

this place up with a view to renting it.

What?

And then when the market improves,

-I will sell it. -You can't.

Of course I bloody can.

It's a millstone around my neck.

-Yeah, but-- -Oh, look, it's just a house.

You don't even live here anymore.

Well, yeah, I know. But I guess I just thought

-it'd always be here. -Nothing lasts forever,

we both know that.

So where are you going to go?

Don't you worry about me.

I'm a survivor. You look after yourself.

-Hey, smells good. -Uh, yeah, coffee's ready.

Help yourself.

-Did you sleep well? -Like a log.

Yeah.

Good day to do battle with some trout, eh?

-What? -Me and Tom,

we're going to go fishing later on.

Oh, yeah, look about that.

I might have been a bit gun-ho last night.

We've got a hell of a lot to do this morning.

So can we put the fishing bit off for a while?

Oh, yeah, yeah, not a problem.

-I'll make it up to you, son. -Oh, no, no, that's fine.

Okay, well, tuck in and then we'll muck in.

Yeah, we'd better wash our hands first, hey.

And since when have you been into fishing?

Alex, rise and shine.

Come on, buddy.

Coffee's made, don't make me come

and drag you out of there.

I'm coming in.

[phone beeps]

[Alex] Hey, this is Alex, leave a message.

Yeah, it's me, where are you?

-You got him? -Hey. Hey, what's this called?

Uh, not sure.

-I'll add it to the pile. -Pile!

So, it must be good being back at the old homestead?

-Uh, I miss the rats. -[laughs]

-It's not that bad. -[Coby] Oh, yeah, well,

you didn't have to live here.

[Nathan] Still, it must be hard

seeing your stuff chucked on the bonfire.

I mean, it's where you were a kid,

you know, it's your childhood.

They're just things.

I think the ignition's stuffed.

Hmm.

Hey.

Well, won't be needing this anymore.

[makes noise]

Oi! Oi! Give it here.

I'm sorry, mate.

My back's still buggered from yesterday.

No worries.

Ooh, this baby'll burn.

I'm surprised the council still lets you light bonfires.

You want me to let you in on a little secret?

I never asked them.

So what are they going to do, shoot me?

Well, I thought you'd had enough trouble lately.

No, you're right, you're right.

I'll get a couple of blokes to take it away.

-Much better plan. -Yeah.

So what's the reason for the big cleanup?

I thought you'd never ask.

Well, you don't have to tell me.

I'm starting afresh, Dave.

I had a good long look at myself in the mirror,

and you know what,

I didn't like the person I'd become.

-In prison? -And before that.

Right, well, that's the last of it.

Good work.

The only thing I learnt in prison,

apart from sleeping with one eye open

is never hold onto things that don't matter to you.

Things that do?

Keep them close. You keep them close.

It must have been tough in there?

What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

Hey, we're nearly done. We've just got the, uh...

the chassis and the body to go.

And I reckon the scrap yard'll take that for nix.

-All right I'll get onto them. -All right.

Tom, are you sure you don't want any cashola

-for the-- -Well--

That's a condition of your parole, right?

No, you're right. He's right.

And these days I'm playing everything

with a straight bat.

Yeah, we better get cleaned up and get out of here.

-Thanks for the hospitality. -Oh, son,

-thanks for your hard work. -Oh.

And listen, um, I might be down

in the big smoke in a couple of days.

Yeah, how come?

I've got to see a couple of mates.

Chase up a few leads on work.

So if I do, I'll give you a ring.

That'd be great.

Yeah, the rest of the gang'd love to see you.

[Alex] Hey! [laughs]

Thank you.

-Where the hell have you been? -Perfect timing.

Have you got $20? Hey, mate.

My brother will sort you out, okay?

Alex!

Hey, I could kill for a cuppa.

I'll put the kettle on.

-Mate. -Yeah.

If you're going to stay out all night,

at least answer your bloody phone.

Oh, my brother's worried about me,

that's so sweet.

No, it's not sweet. It's stupid!

All right, and it's the last time

-I'm going to do it. -Good.

Because if I wanted a mom, I would have stayed at home.

Okay. All right, well, just forget it.

You know what?

Hey, if you make me that cuppa,

I'll tell you all the juicy details.

No, I don't want to know details.

I'm just glad you're okay.

Yeah, apart from the chafing. [laughs]

Oh, okay, way too much information.

Hey, that kettle would have boiled by now.

Well, next time, send me a text.

Yeah, cross my heart.

Now you want coffee or tea?

Al!

[Dave] Sometimes, it's a lot easier for a man

to say how he feels

when the person he's talking to

-can't hear him. -I love you, bro.

[Julie] Hey.

-Did you get to go fishing? -Almost.

-Almost? -Yeah, well,

he's heading down later in the week so you never know.

-Down here? -Yeah.

-Oh! Doing what? -Looking up friends.

Chasing down work. Trying to make a fresh start.

Actually I was, um...

I was thinking that we could offer him a bed.

What, here?

Yeah, we've got a spare room now.

And he put us up so it'd be nice to return the favor.

Yeah, he'll probably say no, stay with his mates.

Oh, okay. You do what you think.

You sure you don't mind?

No illusions, Jules.

But like anyone, he deserves a second chance.

No, you're right.

And we do have a spare room, so.

[dialing]

I'll just call him and let him know

that the offer is there.

Dave. What's up?

Yeah, Tom, um, Jules and I were just talking.

Are you still planning on coming down this week?

Oh, mate, it's on. I'm driving down tomorrow.

All right, have you got somewhere to stay?

No. I'm not that well organized.

Oh, well. Well in that case, uh, you're more than welcome

to stay here with us.

[Tom] Oh, look, I appreciate that

but I don't want to impose.

I thought that was my line. It would be no imposition.

-We'd love to have you. -All right, mate. Thank you.

All right, well, I'll see you tomorrow then.

-Bye. -Bye.

-He's coming. -Tomorrow.

Yeah.

Sugarpie?

It's Lovedaddy.

Guess who's coming to the big smoke tomorrow?

[laughs]

[Julie] Okay, you lot.

Never say I don't do anything for you.

-Oh! Triple choc muffins. -[Julie] Yeah, well,

there's too many for me and Dad

and they're much nicer fresh, so.

Rachel's favorite.

Yeah, they're my favorite too.

-Since when? -Since...

Well, if you don't want them.

No, no, no! No, no, no! I do, but next time

you're pining for Rachel, a pav'd be great.

-I am not pining. -Yeah, you are.

Yes, I am. All right, well,

I'm not too proud to admit I miss my daughter.

I knew it.

Oh, she'll be all right, Mrs. Rafter.

-I know. -Oh, Mom, I'm just stirring.

I know. Anyway, enjoy the muffins.

I'll get out of your way.

[sighs] Isn't it nice when someone's not too proud

to admit their true feelings?

I'm ready to admit my true feelings about these muffins.

Ooh, good.

I'll be back in a couple of hours.

Well, where are you going?

My car's been making a clunking sound.

So I've made an appointment to see a mechanic.

What, do you want to get ripped off?

Mate, mechanics are bad news.

Just want to get my car fixed.

-Well, why didn't you ask me? -Because you're busy.

You're the obvious guy to go to, but you're busy.

Isn't that why you, uh, said no to helping Nathan?

No, I said no because he didn't ask me

to help him straight up

and now you're doing the same thing.

And now you made me say it.

You made me say how I feel.

Was it so hard?

Enough's enough. Go.

So guys,

where do you reckon all that stuff's going?

Well, is there any chance of temporarily using--

Nathan, I said the garage is not an option.

Ah.

-What's this? A mystery box? -Yeah, it is for now.

Yeah, we have to ID it all on the net.

Oh. It'll take a while.

That's an oil pressure sender unit.

What's this? Inlet manifold.

Mmm-hmm.

Engine mount.

Yep, it'd take you hours, unless of course

you employ an expert.

This mean you're on board?

-Whenever I can help. -Deal.

-Good one! -[Carbo] Yeah. Okay, well,

let's get this stuff in the garage.

I thought you said we couldn't use the garage?

It's my garage,

I can put whatever I want in there.

Let's go.

Typical woman.

What is that supposed to mean?

Not afraid to say what you think.

Mel was the same.

And if you can't get through to them,

manipulate.

Hey, what's for lunch?

Oh, you missed out on lunch.

Hmm, bummer.

I, um...

We have to talk.

What happened in New Zealand?

I told you.

She dumped me.

Why?

Ah, I didn't measure up as a man.

Yeah, I... Okay, now the real reason.

She caught me in bed with another girl.

Alex!

What?

Mate, that is so uncool.

Well, I didn't mean to get caught.

No, I mean, cheating on your girlfriend.

Says the king of the one night stand.

What? Never.

You use your looks,

I'm using what I've got.

And for the first time, it's working.

Hey, Tom.

G'day Jules, lovely to see you again.

-You too. -[Tom] Hey listen,

I really appreciate this.

I hope I'm not putting you out?

Oh, no, not at all.

How are you going my little miss, hey?

Oh, she's just a little bit grizzly.

I think she's cutting a tooth.

Oh, well, you come to the grizzly bear then.

-Come on, little sweetheart. -Oh, well, if you're sure.

-Ah, you got the magic touch. -Here you go.

What can I say, women simply can't resist me.

-I wish. -[laughter]

Come on, let's get you settled in.

-Okay. Oh, me bags. -Oh, no, I've got them.

It's all right, Ted will help.

-Oh, thanks, mate. -Thanks, Ted.

You're looking good man.

-How is the back anyway? -Oh, it's a bit dodgy.

Oh, well, then I... I can take her.

No, she's light as a feather.

-Light as a feather. -Okay.

Here, Dad, I'll help.

-Dodgy back, eh? -Apparently.

-Just his back? -Dad!

Well, Jules has cleared some space in the wardrobe

and the top two drawers are empty,

so make yourself at home.

Oh, this is very, very kind of youse all.

I was just telling Dave how much I appreciate

-you putting me up. -Oh, not a problem.

And he... He tells me that Rachel's

going okay over in the Big Apple?

Yeah, yeah, she's doing very well.

Oh, that's great. Isn't it poppet, yeah.

Of course, it's natural you miss her.

-You are her mom after all. -I am.

Well, I... I might just take her.

-Sure. -Come on, bubba.

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's all right.

She's just a bit tired so I might...

Ah.

You really have got the touch.

Oh.

[Tom] And then I said,

"Darl, I think you might have dropped these".

[laughter]

[Tom] Well, she went as red as a beetroot.

Hey. Shh! Shh!

-Oh, sorry. -Sorry, Jules. My fault.

-Ah, is she asleep? -Yeah, yeah,

I put some, you know, gel on her gums.

Did you offer Tom some lunch?

No, I was just about to. What would you like?

No, no, mate, I'm good.

I thought I might catch up with me mate.

-What, now? -Yeah, he's expecting me.

Recent friend?

-Dad! -Just asking.

He's an old friend, Ted.

Where's he live?

-Darlo. -Nice neighborhood.

-Yeah, very trendy these days. -Hmm.

Do you, um... Do you need a lift?

Uh, the inner city can be a bit of a puzzle.

No, no, no, I'm sweet. I'll...

I'll cop you all later.

Don't wait up.

See you.

I must remember to turn down the bed

and put a chockie on the pillow.

Hey, be nice.

Well, it wouldn't hurt him to stick around for a cuppa.

For Dave's sake.

No, I'm fine, Ted.

Absolutely fine. We had a great chat yesterday.

Tom, it's me.

I hope you're having a good night.

We're off to bed. I've left the key under the mat

so call me if there's any problems,

all right? Cheers.

Darling, I'm sure he'll be fine.

Yeah, yeah, he's probably just lost track of time.

Yeah, he's not a kid. He said don't wait up.

Yeah, that's true.

No.

-Hope he's not lost. -[laughs]

[Dave] It takes time to get your bearings.

You know, but if he's going to spend

some more time here then...

Here? What do you mean here?

Well, you know, in the city. With his friends.

There's no reason he should be a stranger.

No, no, just wasn't sure what you had in mind.

-[phone ringing] -Oh, that'll be him.

Tom.

No... Oh, Rachel.

No, no, no, I was just expecting Tom.

Yeah, he's staying here. [laughs]

Where do you think, in your room.

-Come on. -Yeah, she's here,

I'll just pass you over.

I love you too.

Hello. Hi.

Yeah, no, no, I wasn't asleep.

Oh, really?

-Is she okay? -Oh.

She's homesick, she's missing us.

Yep, no, no, of course, I'm up for a chat.

Could you put the kettle on? Could be a while.

Yep, no, I'm here. Okay.

No, no. Well hang on, I just want you to tell me

everything that's been going on.

Every little last detail and I'll tell you

what's been happening here.

[Dave] Every little detail.

That's how women communicate.

Men? No way.

They keep the details to themselves.

[knocking]

Hello, Sugarpie.

Hello, Lovedaddy.

[laughter]

[birds chirping]

White and one, thank you.

You were late last night.

Waiting up for me, champ?

Well, I'm a light sleeper and the floorboards creek.

-Bit like us, eh? -Hmm.

[Tom] It wasn't late, it was early, Ted.

You should get out more, stop keeping nanna hours.

I get out plenty.

But you're a guest in this house

and there's a baby here.

-Morning. -Oh, Dave.

Dave, um, listen mate, I'm sorry for getting home

so late last night.

I do hope I didn't disturb anyone.

Apart from Aunty Ted here.

-I was awake. -[Dave] No,

I heard you come in but that's all.

So I didn't wake up Ruby or Jules?

No, no, all good.

Oh, that's such a relief.

Tea, white and none like me?

[Dave] Yeah, yeah, thanks.

So was it a good night.

Oh, had a blast.

-There you go. -Cheers.

So, what's on your dance card today?

Ah, a bit of work this morning

but the afternoon's looking pretty free.

Oh. why don't you spend a little bit of time

with your old man?

Yeah. Yeah, sounds good.

Tom was saying all the right things.

I was hooked.

Hey. Toast?

Ah, to beautiful women.

-[laughter] -[Jake] You goose.

Did you get lucky the other night, mate?

Yes, I did, thank you.

Can we talk about these sleeping arrangements

because you seem to be sleeping all day

and I want to be able to sit on the couch.

Well, hey, I've been thinking about that.

I was thinking I could move into the garage

and Alex can have his old room back.

No, but that's your room.

Man, I'm sweet with the garage.

There's more room and I can lock the door.

-You sure? -Yeah, positive.

Thanks, Coby.

That's all right, mate.

-You right to go? -Yeah, yeah,

-just give us a minute. -[Coby] Yep.

Oh, so you're feeling seedy?

Yeah.

Pick up scene's not all beer and skittles, is it?

Well, there's quite a bit of beer.

Oh, you know what I mean.

Mmm. You know, you were right.

I have had my fair share of random pick-ups, you know,

and some mornings that's great, you know,

you wake up with some girl.

But most mornings,

you just wake up with a hangover.

What, so I should wait for the one?

Well, what's wrong with that?

Look,

there is someone special for you. Okay?

And believe me, when she comes along,

it's well worth the wait.

-You don't get it, do you? -What?

There might not be a Rachel for me.

There might not be someone special.

-Al-- -It's different for me.

Well, you don't seem to be having any problems lately.

It's different for me!

Ah, will it fit a Torona SLR 5000?

-Deffo. -[Nathan] Deffo.

Yes, thank you.

All right, we'll get it to you A-S-A-P.

Okay, bye.

That's our first sale.

-[all] Yes! -Good, done guys.

That's fantastic.

Of course we're still in the red but, uh--

-[Carbo] Oh, it's a start. -Yeah.

-Hey, it's a great start. -[Carbo] Yes.

Yeah. I've got to run, but well done team.

-Okay. -See you tonight.

-Yeah, see you, babe. -See you.

-Babe. -Yeah?

I love you.

I love you too.

Yeah, bye.

-She'd kill me. -Yeah.

♪ When I'm dead and I'm gone ♪

♪ I hope that I'm going home ♪

-Oi. Oi. -[Coby] Hey.

Found this for you.

Blows both hot and cold. Bit like Alex.

Thanks.

Hey. It's all looking good.

Yeah. It's getting there.

You've really spruced the place up.

I've still got a bit to do, so.

Right.

♪ I was mumbling Fumbling, falling ♪

♪ Baby my heart went all-in ♪

♪ No explanation ♪

♪ And no sign Of living all right ♪

♪ As if life Can't be trouble enough ♪

♪ Without this positive love ♪

[Dave]Male communication handbook,

revised edition.

Rule number one,

don't be afraid to open up.

You know, Tom, when I was a...

I was a kid, I used to have this...

This dream about, um, you know,

about going fishing with my dad

and it was like...

-Tom? -[snoring]

[Dave]Okay, so Tom's no superhero.

But at least he was there.

[Tom snoring]

[theme music playing]

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