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[theme music playing]

[singer] ♪ I woke up late today ♪

♪ Actually I do that Every day ♪

♪ Got no place to be seen... ♪

[Rachel] Breathing.

The easiest and most natural thing in the world.

Except when you're racing to keep up,

and your life gets crazy.

♪ Oh, God So many questions to ask ♪

[Rachel] That's when taking the time to breathe

can actually be something you forget to do.

All of which can be a symptom

of classic avoidance.

♪ 'Cause I don't want to do What I don't want to do ♪

♪ I'm the queen refusenik ♪

♪ But oh, my God If I was... ♪

[Julie] Rach!

♪ I'd be doing It all just fine ♪

♪ But I'm a real Late starter ♪

♪ So I'm making up For lost time ♪

[whistles]

[cooing]

[door closes]

[Rachel] Oh, really?

Yeah, well, that's just how kids talk these days,

we ran a focus group.

Yeah, right. That's fine. We can, um, we can start again.

-Hey! -[Rachel] Hey.

Everything okay?

Ah, no, my boss hates the tag line for my pitch, so.

Well, at least you're in time for dinner.

-Oh, great, save me some. -Rachel.

We're worried that you're working too hard.

And about you and Jake, darling.

Yeah, well don't be. It's fine.

[Julie] Well clearly it's not...

for anyone, but you especially.

I just, I can't talk to her anymore.

The job must be pretty stressful.

And then I tried to help her out with this idea

and she just totally shut me down.

So call her on it.

You know work it out.

No, there's no point.

He's a stubborn idiot who deliberately drove his car

and put himself in danger to prove a stupid point.

Why should I be the one to apologize.

Because you miss him.

Jake, it's killing you.

Call her!

[cell phone rings]

Liam, hi.

Yeah, we're going to have to scrap that tag line,

Paul hates it.

Doesn't she ever turn that thing off?

[knocks on door]

[Julie] Knock, knock.

-Hey. -Hey.

How's it going?

Oh, thank you.

Um, yeah, it's all right.

Hmm.

You didn't show me this idea.

Oh, that's not mine, it's one of Liam's.

I'm just working it up, trying to give it some shape.

Oh. What you don't like it?

-It's getting there. -[Julie chuckles]

Darling if you don't think it's a good idea--

[Rachel] No, I think it's a good idea

to build some teamwork.

You know get some trust happening between us.

Oh, okay.

Well, it's good to see that you two are moving on.

Childish not to.

And no, I'm not moving on with Jake.

-Okay. -No, there's nothing

to move on to.

Okay.

Try and eat some of that, will you.

I will.

[Rachel]Remembering to breathe

makes all the difference.

Oi! Do you want a hand?

I wouldn't want to interrupt your game of solitaire.

Hmm, very funny, it's Tetris.

Ah, good morning. Better timing.

Ah, sorry about yesterday, I told Cobes

-I was going to bike it. -[Dave] Uh-huh.

And then I got a flat and had to catch a bus.

Ah, seriously lame, mate.

Cut your losses.

Anything left to load?

Yeah, in the shed.

Oi! We still on for tonight?

Oh, I don't know.

Trust me, it's a really simple exercise.

-I reckon you're ready for it. -What, I'm too much of a genius

for Wink Magazine?

Forget the reading, how about a beer.

Now you're talking.

No, no, Liam. No, not this afternoon.

This morning, please, as soon as you get in.

Forgot to mention she's still here.

[Rachel] Thank you.

Jake.

Rachel.

You skip your run today, Dad?

No, no, got up early. Seize the day, you know.

All right, well, have fun.

[Dave] Yeah, you too.

-Good luck with the pitch. -Thank you.

-See you, guys. -See you.

Should we start

-running a book? -What on?

On who's going to crack first.

[laughs]

[Julie] Dave!

Dave!

Yes, okay. Thank you.

Oh, thank you so much.

What is it? What happened?

-We won. -Won what?

[Julie] Front row tickets

-to Eric Clapton. -What?

A limo's gonna pick us up.

We're staying in a five star hotel,

-everything's laid on. -Hang on just...

just hold on. How did this happen?

Well, I... It was a rock trivia comp,

I entered and that was the radio station.

Wow!

What about Ruby?

Well, Rachel can look after her.

Yeah, if she's not chained to her laptop.

-Yeah, well, Dad can help. -Well, you think?

It'll be her first night away from us.

It has to happen sometime.

I can't believe I'm finally going to

-get to see Eric Clapton. -I know. [laughs]

[Rachel] And while Mom and Dad were breathless

with excitement...

Ben and Melissa were holding their breath.

Breathless with nerves.

It should have shown by now.

Just give it another minute.

[Melissa] No, the stick doesn't lie, Ben.

-Can I see it? -Mm.

Are you sure you hit the target?

Yes, I'm sure.

These things can be pretty tricky for girls.

Trust me we have our ways.

Really? How?

It will happen.

We just have to be patient, okay.

[knock on door]

[Retta] Sorry guys, I'm busting.

Thank you. Sorry.

[Melissa] That's okay, we're done.

[gasps] Oh, my God! How'd it go?

Are you pregnant?

The bathroom's yours.

Oh, sorry.

[sighs]

Boundaries, remember.

[Liam] This is great.

So, you're happy?

Are you kidding? I'm in awe.

You've really pulled it together.

[Rachel sighs]

And I appreciate it, you know, I know

it wasn't the strongest idea in the world.

Oh, hey, don't go there. We're a team.

Okay? It doesn't matter who does what.

Okay, so how do we do this?

I'll pitch the concept,

then you come in with the media plan.

-Great. -Meeting room three.

-Thank you. -[Liam] Thanks.

Ready?

-Let's do it. -Okay.

And our billboard image,

"Mav! Keep doing stuff".

[chuckles]

Well, what do you think?

Well, it's definitely on brief,

but it's too underplayed.

I feel like I've seen it.

Well, this demographic is incredibly media savvy

and they hate being "sold to",

so the tag line is meant to reflect that

by being as low-key as possible.

I can see all that. You've done a good job.

But?

Bottom line, it just doesn't grab me.

Right. Well, perhaps if we outlined

what we had in mind for the media buy.

Yeah, but if the idea's not grabbing me...

Then no amount of media spend can help.

[Paul] What if we were to take a new approach?

-Do we have time? -If you give us time.

Oh, okay this is just off the top of my head.

Sci-fi fantasy.

Hero image is a warrior.

Mav.

Think Avatar meets 10,000 BC.

At his feet is this mythical beast he's just slain.

-[Rachel] He wouldn't. -[Liam] And gazing at him

adoringly is this hot chick

he's just rescued, clad only in animal skin bikini.

[Rachel]Breathe Rachel, breathe.

[Liam] It's inter-galactic. We're on a burning red planet.

[Rachel] He did. He stole Jake's idea.

Of course, he's drinking...

Mav.

It's classic graphic novel,

anime, manga... just what the target markets into.

And the tag line?

Rachel?

[Rachel]If I couldn't breathe,

how on earth was I going to speak.

How about, uh...

"Mav, for a thirst that conquers!"

Trent?

I like it.

I guess that's a yes.

[Paul] Good save.

You should use the top of your head more often.

Well, thank God they bought it.

I look forward to the layouts, guys.

Can you close the door, please?

-Sure. -[Rachel] Yeah, hey,

you know what I mean.

[clears throat]

What happened in there?

Look, Rach, I know that didn't go according to plan,

but we saved the account. That's what matters.

No, no, it was the way you went about it that stinks,

Liam, and you know it.

It was dead in the water.

You didn't even try.

I bent over backwards to make your idea work

and you kicked me to the curb.

Look, Rach, I know how hard you worked on this.

But the client wasn't buying, end of story!

So what, just out of thin air

you came up with a whole new concept

complete with a snappy tag, did you?

-We had to do something. -A pitch that was almost

identical to the one Jake came up with?

So? An idea's an idea.

Right, and it was one which you scoffed at, Liam.

No, Rachel, that was you.

Look, give me Jake's number, I'll thank him in person.

Buy him a beer. Credit where credit's due, right?

This isn't about that, you know it.

No, Rachel, I don't.

What's next? That I deliberately set you up

with a lame idea that you felt compelled to work up

for the team, and then covered myself in glory?

We kept the client.

And if you can't be happy about that,

then maybe you should be in a different line of work.

-Are we done? -Yeah, we're done.

[Medusa] Are you okay?

[exhales heavily]

Yeah, I'm better now. Thanks.

You know, smoking's bad for you.

So's working at this place.

[chuckles]

[phone rings]

Hello. Yeah, hi, Paul.

I just stepped outside.

All right, I'll be right up.

[Rachel] Remembering to breathe is one thing.

So is remembering how to love.

-Rachel. Hey. -[Rachel] Hey!

I didn't recognize you.

Almost called the cops.

Yeah, well, I've been busy.

Yeah, I heard.

You'll be running the place soon.

Is Jake here?

No, he'll be back soon.

The rest of the gang, too.

Oh, the gang?

Yeah, Camel and the girls.

That's why you're here, right?

The Gold Coast trip?

What Gold Coast trip?

-Hey, what trip? -Good one, Alex.

Um, Camel's organizing it

for the end of the footy season.

Right.

You should come, Rachel.

You know, Jake would love it, we both would.

Um, yeah, look, I'd better get going.

It was nice to see you again, Al.

Rachel...

he's missing you.

Yeah, right.

I'll tell him that you stopped by.

Please, don't.

I mean that.

[Julie clears throat]

-How do I look? -[whistles]

Oh, you'll be the toast of the mosh pit.

Uh, it's Eric Clapton, Dad, not AC-DC.

-You look gorgeous. -Thanks.

-Okay, Ted here's her dinner. -Oh!

Oh, look at all of that potassium. Yummy.

Now you be good for Granddad, darling.

[Dave] Are you sure you can go through with this?

Uh, yeah, I'm just being silly.

Mommy's just being silly, isn't she?

Now Rachel said she'd be here to give you a hand.

[Rachel] Sorry. Sorry.

That's okay, everything under control.

-Yeah. -How'd your pitch go?

-Good. -Oh, they liked it?

Yeah, a few minor changes, but...

-You okay? -Fine. Um, are you guys aware

that your car is out the front?

Oh, already?

Um, where's my bag?

-Ah-huh. -Come on, our chariot awaits.

-Okay. -[Dave] Thanks.

Oh, are you sure you'll be all right?

-We'll be fine. -Okay.

-Well, call me if you... -[Rachel] Go.

-...have any questions or... -Go. Have fun.

-You coming? -Yeah, why not.

I guess it's not every day there's a limo

at your front door.

-[Dave] Oh-ho. -[Julie] Oh!

[chuckles]

[Ben] Trade the van in, Dad?

[Dave] Yeah, this thing holds more.

Oh, this is a classic. Do you reckon I could have

-a squiz under the hood? -No. Sorry, Carbo.

-Eric's waiting. -Who?

-Clapton. -[Julie] Okay.

-Thanks. Bye. -[Rachel] Bye.

-Bye, bye mate. -Bye.

Bye, angel.

Okay. Call us if you need to.

-[Rachel] Yes have fun. -Thanks.

[Ben] Oh, you look just like Jay-Z and Beyonce.

-Oh, thanks darling. -Britney even.

You are wearing undies, aren't you, Mom?

Oh! Yes.

-Maybe. -Oh, I deserved that.

Ugh!

[Carbo] See you.

[Ben] Bye, have fun. Bye.

Come on, gorgeous, banana time.

Do you want to come around for a drink, Rach?

Oh, no thanks. I've got heaps of work to do.

You've always got work to do.

Yeah, it's called a career, Ben,

you should try it sometime.

Ooh. Her and Jake still fighting?

[imitates cat snarling]

Hey, who are they going to see again?

Ah, Derek someone.

[Carbo] Yeah, some guitar dude.

Hey, um, I'm really sorry about before.

I just keep putting my foot in it, don't I?

-What? -The pregnancy thing.

-Oh, it's cool. -What's cool?

Nothing.

Oh, have you done another test?

-I'm sorry. -It was negative.

-Ooh, again? -Carbo.

You know color therapy can help.

-Right. -With the bedroom thing, I mean.

Our bedroom thing is fine.

Well, and it can help with stress, too.

-I'm not stressed. -[Retta] Okay.

Maybe not, but if you are,

you should do something about it,

'cause stress is definitely not good for fertility levels.

Fertility. Where does she get this stuff?

Maybe you guys should talk to my Aunty Voula.

You know Uncle Tony just had to look at her.

Popped one out every year for 11 years straight.

-I'm not infertile. -How do you know?

Because I'm young and it takes time to get pregnant.

Yeah, months normally.

Yeah, trying tell it to Aunty Voula.

Mate, first time every time.

No waiting around with Uncle Tony on the job.

-I'm not infertile. -Ben, don't even start.

There is nothing to worry about.

Yeah, of course not.

[Dave] Thanks, mate, anywhere's just there's fine.

-Oh, thanks. -Thank you. Thank you.

-Yeah, cheers. -Oh!

Wow.

Should I have tipped him?

No, he's doing his job.

No one tips me when I put in a power point.

-[Julie] Oh! [laughs] -[Dave] Wow!

[Julie] Oh, look.

[Dave] Wow. We need to get out more, eh?

[Julie] Wow.

Oh, oh and this.

Ooh, look. Wow! And there's champagne.

Oh, and oh, and bubble bath.

Hey, how long until the concert?

Long enough.

How about some bubbles in bubbles?

Can't say no to that.

I'll go run a bath.

[Julie] Oh, Dave, there's a spa!

Well, fire it up.

I'm coming in.

-[Melissa] What are you doing? -Nothing.

-That means something. -[doorbell rings]

No... Just answer that, would you.

[Nathan] Mm-hmm.

-He's right. What is it? -Nothing.

[Coby] I bought some supplies.

-Sweet. -Hi, Coby.

[Coby] Oh, hey.

Let's just leave them to it, shall we?

Male infertility.

I'm just curious.

I told you, why would you even worry about that?

Because I might be barren.

It's possible.

Actually, it's not.

You'd need to be a woman.

Oh, you know what I mean, shooting blanks.

No, it's highly, highly unlikely.

Please, you need to stop working yourself up.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right.

Do you think we should change the color of our bedroom?

No.

I like Retta, she's a lovely girl.

But she's not a fertility expert.

Yeah. No, she knows about duck-egg blue

-and canary yellow. -Yes, and that is it.

Exactly.

Thank you.

Apparently it's good that I wear boxers.

Ben!

Ah, see, if the teachers

had've handed this stuff out at school,

I might have done a lot better.

-Let's get started. -[Coby] Cheers.

Oh, that looks too much like school.

It's just an exercise. It's nothing to do

with grammar, or spelling, or anything like that.

-[Coby] Well, that's good. -It's just a way

to get you comfortable with the actual process

of writing things down.

And how do you know all this stuff?

I went online, did some research.

Oh, for me?

-[Nathan] Yeah. -I'm going to cry.

Hmm, oh, yeah. You get a beer for every sentence you write.

Keep talking.

Whatever it can be, um,

I don't know something you know, like,

the house you grew up in.

I get it. You're trying to get inside my head,

figure out some stuff.

Oh, come on mate, it's just an example.

You can write about whatever you want.

I might write about how I got this.

-If you like. -She was hot.

And that might help you, too.

Like, sort of like an instruction manual.

It's because you've never been with a woman before,

have you, Nathan?

Never.

Why don't you tell me all about it?

Nice try. Nice try.

I reckon it's my sperm mobility.

What?

Well, some guys' sperm's like torpedoes

and others just kind of doggy paddle.

It's motility.

There's a clinic at your hospital.

I could get tested.

You wouldn't get a referral.

We've only been trying for a few months.

But couldn't you like pull some strings?

Call in a favor?

Is this some weird male pride thing?

No, I just want to make sure there's no problem.

Well, there's no problem.

It just takes time.

Not for Carbo's Uncle Tony.

[chuckles]

So it is a male pride thing.

No, Mel, this is important to me.

If there is something wrong,

I want to know now so we can fix it.

Or work around it.

Please?

You know I think you're being totally ridiculous.

Yes.

And I hope our kids don't inherit your worry gene.

Yes.

Will you do it?

Everything all right?

Yeah.

She's fine.

And what about yourself?

I went around to Jake's place today.

And?

Alex was there.

I found out that, um,

Jake's planning a trip to the Gold Coast

with Camel and the girls.

Felt like such a loser.

That's something you'll never be.

But I've made such a mess of everything, Granddad.

You know it turns out

Jake was actually right about Liam all along.

So, why don't you tell him?

This has gone on for too long now,

I don't know how to fix it.

Is this how relationships end?

They just peter out?

[Ted] Sometimes.

Remember when you and the boys were little

and I used to take you to the pool?

Mmm.

You used to play this game.

Holding your breath under water.

See who could stay down the longest.

That's right, I'd forgotten about that.

Mmm, and you always won.

I had to.

I was the oldest.

You don't always have to prove yourself, you know.

Mmm?

Get some sleep, eh?

Mmm?

[Rachel]I couldn't tell anymore.

Was I holding my breath to prove a point?

Or drowning?

[Julie] Woo-hoo! [laughs]

[Dave] That was incredible.

[Julie] Oh, what about the crowd when "Layla" started?

[Dave] Yeah, if I could play guitar half that well.

[Julie] Oh, darling, I bet he can't install a downlight

as well as you.

-Yeah. -[Julie screams and chuckles]

So should we party like rockstars?

You bet.

Okay, you clear out the mini bar and I'll throw

the TV out the window.

[laughs]

Ooh, hey, shall we order up a late night feast?

Yeah, well, good luck finding something

low cholesterol in that lot.

Oh, well, you've officially got the night off.

We're meant to be having fun remember?

It's Rachel's orders.

Hey, should we call her and make sure

everything's all right?

Well, if it wasn't I'm sure she would have called us.

Yeah, you're right. No, she's probably asleep.

Anyway, well, you are not going

to get too much sleep tonight, Mrs. Rafter.

-Oh, is that right? -Mm-hmm.

-I love you, Jules. -Oh.

You take my breath away. Even after all these years.

[Rachel] Only sleep brings calm.

And quiet breathing.

But how to sleep with work and Jake,

stubborn selfish Jake.

You go straight home. No detours.

[Camel] Yeah good on you, Mum.

Have a good sleep. Yeah, yeah, see you.

[Jake] Camel is such a tight-arse.

One six pack between five of us.

Yeah, well it's just as well Rachel wasn't here, too.

[Jake] What do you mean?

Well, I didn't know whether to tell you,

-but she came around here. -When?

-This arvo. -What to see me?

No, to swap recipes.

So, why didn't you tell me?

What, in front of Camel?

Besides she asked me not to.

But why, if she came around?

I told her about the Gold Coast.

Great.

Well, I told you, just talk to her.

[television chatter]

[cell phone chimes]

[whispering] I'm sorry it's so late.

Hey. Oh, no, it's okay.

I wasn't asleep.

Alex just told me.

So, how are the travel plans coming along?

It was Camel's idea, and it won't be the same

without you.

Here I, um, got this online ages ago

and it's only just arrived.

Is that for me?

Why not you?

Let me guess, lingerie?

Just open it.

Tell me you didn't drive.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Not this again.

Jake.

Oh, for God sake, Rachel I wanted to see you.

Yeah, and you could have a fit and die.

Or kill someone else. When are you going to learn?

When are you...

Forget it, yeah, forget it.

So now you're just gonna walk away?

No, I'm not walking away. You're pushing.

You know, you've changed since you started this job,

and not in a good way.

Why do you blame my job for everything?

You have never supported my career.

Of course I have. Always.

And if you think that I don't then

that's you seeing everything through your eyes.

Jake! Jake!

[Ted] Rachel. What's going on?

[sighs]

Thanks for letting me crash, dude.

Hey! I didn't realize it was so late.

Yeah.

It's really hard with this curfew.

Mmm. Hey what time is it?

I'll check out the bad boy.

-Half 2:00. -Half 2:00, are you serious?

-Another one? -Oh, no, no, no,

-we've had enough. -I'll tell you what.

You give us another one,

I will start spilling me guts on home sweet home.

Mmm, you tell. Then beer.

Well, ah, my mum died having me while my dad

was at war.

He never came back.

That's rough.

Yeah, very sad. Um...

-Which war? -The good news is

my aunty and uncle who did look after me

were really nice.

They had a farm.

-Where? -In the country.

Whereabouts in the country?

Am I telling this story or...

-Yes, you are, go. -Thank you.

Okay, so, one day I find myself in this desert.

Whoa, hang on, you said it was on a farm.

What happened to the farm?

Yeah, the farm was kind of near the desert, it...

It's in the country, it's out west.

-Okay. -Right.

So I'm in this desert and I meet this really cool old guy,

um, white beard and brown robe.

Went by the name of Kenobi.

This war that your dad went to, Coby,

was it a star war?

Oh, you've heard of it?

-You... -[Coby laughs]

Coby, you can't do that.

You can't... Be mysterious. Stay illiterate, see if I care.

Good night.

Goodnight, dude.

[door slams]

[singer] ♪ Thoughts I remember it right ♪

♪ And tears we had to cry ♪

♪ We carry ♪

♪ We carry ♪

Dave?

♪ I'm among The winter pines... ♪

Darling, what are you doing?

[Dave] I'm just enjoying the view.

Come back to bed.

Everything okay?

Why wouldn't it be?

That better?

Yeah, that's good.

It really is over.

Look, things always seem worse in the middle of the night.

Go and see him and talk things through properly.

No, what's the point.

We'll just end up arguing over the same thing

over and over and over again.

Here they are!

-[Rachel] Hey. -Hey.

-[Rachel] How was it? -It was fantastic.

Yeah, we followed your instructions and had fun.

So, what are you doing home so early?

Yeah, how come you're not raiding the breakfast buffet?

Oh, you know...

Ah, missed a certain someone too much?

Yeah. Was she all right?

She had breakfast about an hour ago.

She's just sleeping.

-Ah. -[Ted] And what about Clapton?

He still got it?

[cell phone chimes]

Um, yep, sure does.

So, come on, tell me all about it.

Yeah, I will. I just want to unpack.

You were only gone one night.

[Rachel] Liam, hi it's Rachel.

I got your message and I'm heading into the office now.

What, you're going into work on a Saturday?

So, sometimes I work Saturdays,

it goes with the salary.

Oh, and this, ah, it was on the front lawn for you.

Oh, thanks.

Jake?

-They had another blue. -When?

-Last night. -Oh!

And what's eating, Dave?

[exhales]

[Liam] Meeting room in 20.

Yep.

And, ah, bring your happy face.

No one likes a sore loser.

[exhales]

[knock on door]

[Rachel] Hey.

[Paul] Rachel. Have you seen this?

Not bad for a first pass.

[Rachel] Yeah, um...

Look, Paul, I'm really sorry, but I can't work like this.

Like what?

I'm used to working in a team environment.

With people who support each other.

That's the way we work, isn't it?

Yeah, I thought so, too.

Now I'm not so sure.

This is about Liam, isn't it?

No, I don't want to make it about any one individual, okay.

I'm just... I'm worried, I'm starting to think

it might be the culture here.

I don't understand.

I wanted this job, I really did.

But it's starting to turn me into someone I don't like.

Rachel, we've all had an idea that didn't fly.

No, it's not about that.

You could have a real future here.

It's early days, but I really do believe that.

But if you're having doubts, if you don't like the way

we do things, there's the door.

Sorry, there was a queue. Weekend shoppers.

What did I miss?

Thank you for the opportunity.

I'm really sorry it didn't work out.

I just walked out on the biggest break

of my short career.

And the thing was, it felt great.

For the first time in months, I could breathe.

[Melissa] If you want me to take a sample,

I'm leaving in five.

Plenty of time.

Think of me.

Who else am I going to think of?

Oh, come on, I'm busting.

-Oh, Ben's in there. -For how long?

-He only just went in. -Is he working today?

-No. -Oh, hey, come on, Benno,

-fair's fair I'm running late. -Just give him a minute.

-[Ben] Just give me a minute. -Oh, man, you stink.

Yeah, well,

if Ben wasn't hogging up the facilities.

-Ah, is he crook? -No, it's...

-[Ben] In a minute. -Ben, people are waiting.

-[Ben] A minute, okay. -Everyone, just leave him.

-You sure he's all right? -You sure he's not crook?

Yeah, no it's just a medical thing.

Medic...

[whistles]

Is Ben in there?

[Nathan] What sort of medical thing?

Ah, nothing to worry about.

Is this got to do with his fertility?

-No. No. -[Ben] No.

-[Coby] What is going on? -What are you doing here?

[Ben] That's it!

What the hell is going on?

Did you sell tickets or something?

No. I can't do this.

Are you trying to give a sample?

No.

So, this is about your swimmers.

I've got to go.

But we'll miss the appointment.

Yeah, so, we miss the appointment.

We didn't need to go anyway.

Oh, off your game, eh, Benno?

-[Ben] Mel, wait. -[Retta] Good luck.

-No, hey. -[Nathan] No, I need to pee...

And you guys think me living in a boarding house is weird.

-[Ben] Wait! Wait. -I'm running late.

No, I'll do it there, at the clinic.

Here's an idea. Why don't you just enjoy

your day off and forget about it.

No, I can't.

You've already teed it up with your friend

and I have to know.

Well, get off my new car and do up your laces inside.

All right.

Thanks so much for this.

Oh, it's no problem.

I'll just check which room's free.

[Melissa] Okay.

I don't think I can do it here either.

-Ben. -It's just... it's so sterile.

It's a hospital. They're supposed to be.

And at least half your friends

won't be hanging outside the door.

Can you come in with me?

There's magazines and DVDs, you'll be fine.

Yeah, come in with me.

-No. -Why not?

Well, I've already told you and now I really am late.

Okay, room two and just let me know when you're finished.

Thanks heaps for this. Come on.

[Ben] Oh!

No, you wanted this. Now go do what you have to do.

[cell phone rings]

-What? -I can't do this.

[sighs] Why not?

Because it's just me in a weird room

with a plastic jar, that's why.

There's visual aids.

You have my permission to... enjoy.

Enjoy them?

I don't even want to touch them.

How many other guys have been in here?

[Melissa] Ben.

-Talk dirty to me. -No.

-I'm hanging up now. -Mel, please.

For heaven's sake.

Mel, what are you...

Ah.

[man] Get him. Mark him.

[Jake] Come on, let's go.

Jake.

Is that Rachel?

[Camel] Jake! Come on, dude.

We are so over this achey breaky heart routine.

Get over there.

Hey. Alex told me I'd find you here.

I opened your present.

I loved it.

And I quit my job.

You were right. I don't...

I don't want to work with people like that.

I don't want to be like that.

I don't want to lose you.

[cheers and applause]

[guitar music playing]

Dinner's nearly ready.

Great, I'm starving.

Dave, what is it?

What do you mean?

What's wrong?

Is it the business?

I mean, I thought we'd turned a corner.

Yeah, yeah, we have. It's fine.

Darling, talk to me.

It's not about that.

Then what?

I don't know.

But there is something?

I have these moments, out of nowhere

where I just feel...

I don't know how to describe it.

I just feel...

empty.

Like last night, after the concert.

Well, I thought you were having a good time?

Yeah, I was. We were, and then...

in the middle of the night it's just...

Why didn't you say something?

And ruin your night?

This is more than just working hard, isn't it?

I don't know, maybe.

Is it about us?

No, no, not at all. You, the kids,

what we've got...

Then what?

I wish I knew.

[Rachel] I'd forgotten how wonderful it is

to breathe in time with someone.

Morning.

Hey.

What time is it?

Oh, it's a bit after 9:00.

-What? -[Julie] No relax,

it's Sunday. [chuckles]

-[sighs] -I made you some breakfast.

-What's the occasion? -Well, do we need one?

I can't believe I slept so late.

Well, you obviously needed it.

Are you joining me?

Ah, no, I've already eaten. I had to feed Ruby.

-You're the best. -Mmm.

-Um... Listen, Dave. -Mmm. Mmm?

About what you've been going through.

Do you think you should see someone?

Like who?

Well, a counselor maybe.

For a bit of insomnia?

But you... You've just, you've been going

through so much lately. I mean, it would get to anyone.

Or maybe it's more than that.

Like what?

Depression. It...

-It's more common than you... -Jules, I'm not depressed.

I've been stressed. There's a difference.

Yeah, well, it wouldn't hurt to talk to someone.

Well, we did talk, last night.

It helped a lot. I slept like a log.

Honestly, it's just a... just a blip on the radar.

A good night's sleep and I feel fantastic.

These eggs are perfect. Really good.

I'll get you a cup of tea.

Coby. Oh, it's a bit early for that, isn't it?

Yeah, well, we put a fair dent

-in yours last night. -You brought them.

Um, this is for you. Homework.

Oh.

[Nathan] Dad pissed off on me, so did mum.

The spelling's stuffed, but...

No, it's good.

Right, and that's it, there's no talking about it,

or hugging, or kissing, or any of that Rafter stuff.

-What Rafter stuff? -Hey, that. That.

-What? What? -Exactly. Exactly.

Hey, check it out. Gold star in every department.

Pathology report.

Count motility, morphology... What's that again?

Shape.

They come in different shapes?

Yes, and yours are perfect in every way.

Ha, did you hear that?

-Sperm. -Oh, again!

[Melissa] And now can we just chill

and go back to enjoying ourselves?

-Absolutely. -And don't listen to Retta.

-Ever. -I...

[Rachel] And while Ben breathed a huge sigh of relief,

I inhaled the sweet smell of freedom.

[singer]♪ Oh, what I wouldn't do ♪

♪ If I had you, babe ♪

♪ I had you ♪

[laughter]

♪ If I had you, babe I had you ♪

[theme music playing]

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