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[theme music playing]

[baby crying]

[Julie] Ah.

For Ruby, every day's the same.

No concept of Monday or Tuesday,

Saturday or Sunday.

It's all baby time.

My routine had gone totally out of the window.

I had become one giant milking machine.

-[sighs] -[Dave] How'd you go?

Two more bottles. At this rate I'll be making deliveries.

-Is she asleep? -[Julie] Ah, yeah for now.

She's due a feed.

How are you, neighbor?

I am seconds from freedom.

-That's me done. -[Nathan] That's me done too.

Oh, well it's officially the weekend.

You guys are dismissed.

-Woo! -Woo!

Bye.

[Ruby crying]

-Oh... -Like clockwork.

-[Julie] Come on. -[cooing]

Oh, she's still not attaching.

She's not even a week old yet.

She'll get the hang of it. The rest of them did.

Yeah, I know she will and I will too.

You're right, I know you're right.

-You're always right. -That's why you love me.

[chuckles] Yeah, that's why I love you. Oh.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts except in this case.

Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.

No, no, no, come in. Say hello.

That's amazing!

The roof needs repainting.

Nathan should've done the ceiling in here too.

[Carbo] Wow.

The roof, mate.

That's awesome, Mrs. Rafter.

-Look check it out. -Are you all right?

What?

Oh, look I wasn't looking at her boob, Mr. Rafter.

I wasn't looking at your boob, Mrs. Rafter.

Look, I just meant that I think it's awesome

that women can do that.

You know look I wouldn't get weird about boobs.

Um, bosoms?

Let's just leave the girls to it, shall we?

-[Julie] Thanks. -[Ben] Have you ever heard me

-talking to Rita like that? -Oh, can I get a hand

with this guys? My arms are going to drop off.

How many have you got? Did you buy the place out?

Oh, they were on special. I had to buy them in bulk.

Can you imagine the drama Octomum must go through

every time she goes to the supermarket?

Honestly it's unbelievable.

What's an Octomum?

She's that woman from America

who had eight babies.

Oh.

-At the same time. -[Chel] Oh.

[Carbo] Go on, open it.

Oh, you didn't have to buy us anything, Carbo.

Oh, I didn't, mum did.

-You know what she's like. -Yeah.

[Carbo] Open it.

Wow, it's... Mmm.

Adorable? That's the word you're looking for.

-Right. -And itchy.

It's very frilly.

Yeah, that's so people know it's a girl

and mum had a terrible time with my sister.

-Oh, Rachel just leave it. -Oh, no, I--

-No, no, no. -Are you sure I can't

-give you a hand? -You're a guest.

You okay, mum?

Yeah, I'm fine.

She is so not fine.

I can see right down your top. That's hot.

No, no, Jake your mum's just inside, stop it.

So? She's the one who invited you.

She invited me over for lunch, not to watch you perve on me.

Mmm.

Maybe she knows we're hiding something from her?

-No, she's not a sniffer dog. -No, but when are you going

to tell her about your second fit?

-Mmm-mmm. -[Rachel] No, I'm really

concerned. I think she knows something's...

-You're paranoid. -Shh.

Here he is! Man of the moment!

What did I do to deserve the man of the moment?

Arrived home to give me a real bloke to drink with.

-Take a seat. -Oi, I'm a bloke.

No, no, I said a real bloke.

I'm a real bloke.

No, you're not a real bloke. You're a husband.

-A massive difference. -Oh, how so?

Look, clinically trials have been done, okay?

Some chemical imbalance or something.

Look, once a bloke gets hitched,

he goes from being an everyday regular bloke

to a mushy loser.

He gets unhitched,

he becomes a regular guy again.

Ah, Ben is just a normal guy thank you,

-not a mushy loser. -Oh, really?

What's this then?

What?

Did you really write on a pie?

No...

It's a tartlet.

That's worse.

[Carbo] Anyway, Man of the Moment,

are we up for a big one or what tonight?

I don't know about that.

What do you mean you don't know?

Mate, it's Saturday night.

The biggest night of the month.

Look, either we go out or we stay here

with the Tartlet Twins.

I just I don't know if I'm in the mood, Carbo.

Don't worry about it. The mood will come to you

when you're out. Let it happen.

Well, I'm not up for a huge night.

Hey, who said anything about huge?

Look, I can't face the world alone, mate.

-I need back up. -[chuckles]

Yeah, yeah, you're my guy.

-Come on. -All right, um...

okay but I need to eat something first.

-Oh, that's sweet. -I will fire up the barbecue.

-Fire it up. -All right.

Sounds good.

Fire it up, Natho!

Hey, you can go too if you want.

Why would I want to go out on the town

when I can stay home with my gorgeous,

-beautiful, sexy, missus? -Oh...

Hey, save it for the tartlets.

Hey, um, do you think going out's the best thing

-for Nathan right now? -What do you mean?

Well, he's still pretty messed up.

Natho? He's fine. It's exactly what he needs.

You know a few drinks, he'll be on the bar

with his shirt off.

Hey, Natho, the party bus leaves in an hour.

Bring it on! Hey!

-Whoo! -Whoo-hoo!

[Carbo] Yeah! Man of the moment!

-[Rachel] Hey. -Oh, hello you.

I almost didn't recognize you without the little puker

-on your shoulder. -Oh, [chuckles]

yes, well, she seems to save the best bits for your dad.

-Oh. -No idea where she gets it

from considering her feeding's all over the place.

-Yeah, right. -Mmm.

-I have had the weirdest... -Yeah, me too.

-...day. I-- -Poor Ruby.

She's completely bewildered.

I mean one minute she's had no milk at all,

the next she's drowning in it. She can't keep up.

-Poor little thing. -Yeah.

So, you know how Grace is now much better

-about me coming over? -Mmm.

Well, she's totally stressed out--

Ah, I know how she feels. [scoffs]

I mean, I am trying to stick to a routine,

give Ruby a pattern that she can relax into

but until then it's this, the breast pump.

-Ah, it must be weird. -Yeah, it is.

-Um, so anyway-- -And Dave's been fantastic

with her, he really has, but sometimes I feel like

I'm the only one who really gets it.

I mean not that I'm meaning to sound like a control freak,

don't touch that, darling,

but do you know what I mean?

-Yeah, yeah, course I do. -Mmm.

And babies respond really well to routine, don't they?

Yeah. Oh they do. They do.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You're coming home now, right? ♪

♪ Please come home ♪

In you come.

Yep.

Have a good night, folks.

That... That's four people you've let in front of us.

-Hello! -She can hear you, Carbo.

Excuse me, come on, look, my cousin's inside,

you know the guy with the fauxhawk, lazy eye,

-works behind the bar? -[bouncer] No.

No? Another two?

Can we at least go and see if he's in there?

-You know it won't take a sec. -No.

Carbo, let's just go somewhere else, mate.

No! It's a matter of honor.

Oh my God! It's that wa wa winchi guy!

[Lindsay] Is that you?

[screams] Classic!

Hey, hey, hey, come on, girls,

I don't want to make a scene.

Oh, can we get a photo?

Yeah, of course. Why not?

Yeah, I'm in the middle.

-Come on Nathan. -[Nathan] Okay, okay, okay,

-here we go. Ah... -[women] Walla wincha!

-Wa wa-- -Walla wincha!

-Boom. There you go. -Oh, can he come in with us?

Please!

They're our friends.

He's famous.

Whoo!

Mate, that was sweet.

How amazing are those chicks?

Yeah, they, ah, they seemed nice.

Nice? Nice?

Mate, they were smoking.

-Right. -Whoa!

Check out the pins on the blonde.

All the way up to her bum.

It's generally what legs do.

Yeah, like your type.

I'm going to grab us some drinks, okay?

-Okay. -If you see me getting mobbed

by adoring fans, help me out.

[Nathan] Okay.

[Carbo] Whoo! Hey!

-[Ruby cooing] -Oh, darling, come on.

-I know you're hungry. -[cries]

Nathan's Saturday night, like mine,

was proving a challenge.

And of course you can't have a Saturday night

without a Sunday morning.

How weird is it, not to be hung over?

Weird.

Those guys must be feeling rank.

-So rank. -And they would've stumbled

home putrid drunk, desperate, alone...

-Hi. -Hi.

I'm Miranda.

Do you guys have any orange juice?

Um, yeah in the fridge. Help yourself.

Thanks.

I can't believe Nathan picked up already.

Well, it could've been Carbo.

Nathan picked up already?

We don't know anything actually happened.

She might've just crashed the night.

[Carbo groans]

The drought is officially broken.

Was she with you?

I hope we didn't keep you up all night.

Oh, ew.

[Julie] Sometimes the fun of Saturday night

is worth the sore head.

But our headache was just about to kick in.

Good morning, gorgeous girls.

Oh, hey.

Oh.

Oh.

-How'd you go? -Oh, I kept trying

but she's just not interested in anything that I've got.

Oh, well, maybe you should just stick to the bottle.

No, no. She's a... She's a little person.

I'm a much bigger person.

I can do this. She is not going to win.

All right.

-Hmm. -[Ruby crying]

-But-- -No. I said no.

Let's...

-Just a little bit? -No.

All right, okay.

[Ruby crying]

-[Dave] Bottle? -[Julie] Okay, just this once.

[Ruby crying]

[Julie]Another week rolled by.

A blur of no sleep.

And nappies.

No sleep, and breast pumps.

-No sleep. -[Ruby crying]

[Julie] Before I knew it, it was Saturday again.

So much had happened.

-Yet nothing had changed. -[Ruby cries]

[Julie] Except that I was that much closer

to tearing my hair out.

Oh, thank god.

-Ted's giving her the bottle. -Oh, really?

Oh, I should go in and try her on the breast again.

-No, she's okay. -Well, does she sound okay?

She should be on the breast.

What am I doing wrong, darling?

You're not doing anything wrong.

Uh, those breastfeed Nazis

-at the hospital didn't help. -Who?

Well, their advice is completely opposite

-from the book. -What book?

-Any of them. -Jules...

Jules, you're just going to have to--

I swear if you tell me to chill out...

No, no, you know what to do.

Just do what comes naturally. You simply--

Yeah, but I wasn't like this with the others.

-They all breastfed perfectly. -Jules--

I'm not giving up.

Breast milk is best.

Well she's getting breast milk,

just not from the breast.

Oh, yeah, well that's because the breast is old.

I'm old.

You're not that old. Hey.

-Hey. -Hey.

-Everything okay, mum? -Yeah, oh, yes. [chuckles]

I'm just overtired. Darling, can you put

-the kettle on please? -Love to.

-[sighs] -So, grab some pegs,

-talk to me. -The old talk

-and work thing, eh? -Mmm, yeah, I'm shameless,

aren't I? So, what are you up to this weekend?

Um, nothing much.

I think I might have a bit of a quiet one.

-Ha, famous last words. -[Nathan] True.

-[Ruby crying] -Although I did go out

with Carbo last Saturday night and he's probably up

-for round two. -Ah, what and you're not?

No, I don't know. I just feel a bit weird

being out amongst it, you know, without Sammy.

-I just find myself a bit-- -Oh what? Why isn't someone

with her. Sorry, darling.

Here he is. Man of the moment.

How long have you been standing there waiting

-for me, Carbo? -Time is irrelevant

on the weekend, my friend.

So, are we headed to Select tonight or what?

Oh, you're not going to the same bar, are you?

And why not? Mate, I'm king of that place now.

We own that joint.

Me and my best wingman ever.

Yeah, I don't know about that.

Mate, I never pulled any birds when I was with Benno.

Yeah, that's because you were my wingman.

Yeah, but you were supposed to be my wingman.

-No, I wasn't! -Yes you were.

Maybe Nathan doesn't want to be your wingman.

Maybe he'd like to stay home with me.

-With you? -With me.

So, are you going to hook up with that girl again?

-What girl? -Ah, the one who was

in our kitchen last Sunday...

The one in the red undies with the little tattoo.

I'm a details kind of guy.

[Carbo] Oh, Miranda.

Gave me the wrong number. Who cares.

There's plenty more fish in the sea.

And Natho here's going to help me reel them in.

-Reel them in! -You haven't considered Nathan

in all this? Maybe he's not in the mood

-to go out and party. -Hey, I'm standing right here.

[Ben] No, no, seriously it's okay.

I know Carbo can be a bit full on at times.

Hey, I'm standing right here.

You know what? It's fine. It's cool.

I actually want to go out so we'll go and make a night

-of it, right Carbo? -Right, Natho.

[both] Walla walla walla walla wincha!

-What's this? -Oh, mum's gone a bit

overboard with milk production so she's having to offload.

-Seriously? -Yeah, seriously. She just

looks at a photo of Ruby, she starts squirting.

Wow.

That's kind of like porn for mums.

-Yeah, kind of. -Oi, I figured out

why my mum's been freaking out lately and you are...

You're never going to guess.

-Why? -Just go on have a guess.

-No, you just said I couldn't. -Just have a guess.

-Oh, we always play this game. -Guess, guess, guess...

-Just tell me. -Guess, guess, guess, guess.

I don't know, she bought a new car?

-No. -She met a guy?

Yeah, she met a guy. How did you get that?

-Did I get it? -Yes!

-She met a guy? -Yes.

-Seriously I got it? -Mmm.

So, what's the problem with that?

She met a guy!

Poor thing's so confused.

She'll get the hang of it eventually.

Oh, what, how?

One minute I'm trying to breastfeed her

and when that doesn't work I'm shoving a bottle

-in her face. -Like I said,

maybe the bottle's not such a bad thing.

Oh, yeah well that's easy for you to say.

You're not the one that has to use that bloody breast pump.

I may as well hang a bell around my neck

and call me Clara.

She'll be fine.

[sighs] And what about her palate?

Don't you think she's a bit young for wine appreciation?

Ha ha.

Breastfeeding helps align her hard palate.

[Dave] Yeah, I'm sure the bottle does too.

You just look on the bright side of things.

If we use the bottle, it means I can take over

-some of the feeds. -But I don't want you

-taking over the feeds. -Yeah, but it's a good thing.

It means you can get some sleep.

-[sighs] -It's Sunday tomorrow.

It doesn't matter if I'm tired,

I can take some of the pressure off you.

But it's not pressure, Dave, it's beautiful.

I mean she's... [sighs] It's bonding, you know?

-She's my baby. -Yeah, well she's my baby too.

Don't be such a martyr, Jules.

Is there anything wrong with me wanting to bond as well?

Some mothers would kill for the chance to have a break.

Hey, pizzas are here. How's Rubes?

-Has she settled a bit yet? -Well, how can she

with you lot interrupting all the time?

It's all right, darling.

-[baby cooing] -Shh. Shh.

Shh. It's okay.

[door closes]

-Hey, how are you going? -[Carbo] Hey.

Ladies, how are we going?

-Whoo! -[woman] Walla wincha!

[Carbo] Hey, walla wincha!

You see, Nath? That works every time.

-Hey. -[man] How are you?

How it does, I have no idea.

Hey, hey no pictures, please.

Just trying to relax.

Hey, mate, being famous is awesome!

I don't know what all those sooky Hollywood actors

are on about. Oh, paparazzi aren't a hassle,

-they're brilliant! -But you obviously haven't

been caught in the back seat of a car with a tranny, Carbo.

Not yet, mate, not yet.

Okay now let's get down to business.

-Hey! -Hang on, mate.

Let's get down to business, okay?

Look, pick a hottie. Any hottie you like, okay?

Not the one at the bar though. I've got dibs on her.

[Nathan] Okay.

[Carbo] Okay come here. You see that smoking honey

-right there? -Yeah.

She's totally up for it. Now go on!

-What? -Go!

-Um... -Go on!

Ah! Okay, okay, okay, okay,

-all right. -[Carbo] Whoo!

[dance music playing]

-Hi. -Hi.

I'm Charlotte, Charlie.

Nathan, Nate.

Just Nathan actually.

Your mate over there,

isn't he the walla walla wincha guy?

No, he's not.

-[crowd] Walla walla wincha! -[Carbo] Whoo!

Yeah, yeah, he is.

No offence but a bit of a knob, yeah?

Yeah, he's all right, he's okay.

[Charlotte] Are you married?

Uh, no.

Yeah.

Sort of.

I don't really know.

I thought so.

What happened?

You left this one totally open.

Did I?

I win. Off they come.

I thought the point was for me to get my gear off too?

It is.

You're still worried about Nathan, aren't you?

I just... I wouldn't have picked Carbo as being

the best guy for a chaperone.

-Uh-huh! -[Ben] Uh-huh!

What's the uh-huh? There is no uh-huh.

You're jealous about Nathan and Carbo going out tonight.

Jealous? Why would I be jealous

that my best mate's ditching me for my own brother?

I knew it. You so should've gone out with them tonight.

-I didn't want to. -Oh, come on, Ben.

-Walla walla-- -No incha.

What Nathan needs is to go out and party.

I'm glad he's got Carbo.

I don't need to be there.

He's moving on.

I can't move on. I mean, that's the problem.

You know it's doing my head in.

I totally get where you're coming from!

-I'm not over my ex either. -Right.

It's just... You can be in this great place

with all these great people and...

-[man] Here you are boys. -You just can't stop...

You just can't stop thinking about them.

I know. And you know you shouldn't.

-What? -I said you know

-you shouldn't. But-- -But you just can't help it.

-[Nathan] You can't help it. -That's the thing about exes,

they take a little piece of your heart

and you can't get it back.

-Yes, they do. -You know it takes

half the time the relationship lasted

to get over them,

if you were the one that was dumped, that is.

Really? I'm in big trouble then.

How long were you guys together for?

Too long.

But not long enough.

I don't know. I just... I miss her very much.

Yeah, I miss Robbie too.

I wonder what he's doing now?

Yeah.

Maybe we should text them?

-What? -I'll text Robbie,

you text Sammy, and then we can compare

-what they say. -I would if I had

Sammy's number in London but I don't, so I can't.

-But you should do it. -You don't mind?

No, not at all. You should do it.

[women] Walla wincha!

[laughs]

-[Ruby cooing] -Yes, I know.

Yes, darling, I know you're hungry.

-Just two minutes okay? -[Ruby crying]

Shh.

Okay. Oh, okay come on.

Oh, okay.

-Oh! -Oi! Get out!

-You're home. -Yes.

-[Ben] Where's Carbo? -Oh, I left him

walla walla winching his way through all these groupies.

Oh, Ben, can you hurry up?

What about you? Sitting on your own like a big loser?

Crying into your lemonade?

No, I met a nice girl.

Oh, yeah? And, ah...

And ah, get out of my way I need to pee.

Ah, get out.

Oh, oh, Ben, oh, god.

-Enjoy that! -[Nathan] Oh...

Hey, uh, if you wanted to, you should come with us

next week.

Oh, yeah that, uh... That'd be awesome.

[Julie] Some Saturday nights start off badly but end well.

Whereas at 5:00 the next morning,

my night felt like it was never going to end.

[Ruby crying]

[Julie] Oh, okay, okay.

Just let me make a cup of tea.

[Ruby stops crying]

Ruby?

Everything okay?

Everything's fantastic.

Absolutely gorgeous.

Well, she was a bit grizzly.

No, we're fine, honestly.

Aren't we, Rubes?

Okay, well, sing out if you need me.

No problem.

[Julie] Once Dave and I left each other love notes

around the house.

Now it was milk and nappy stats.

What? She drank it all?

-Yes. -Oh, no.

We have to stop giving her the bottle.

-Look, don't start this again. -No, no,

we have to tough it out or we'll never break the cycle.

-Jules, she has to eat. -Yeah, well, she's not

going to learn to attach if we just keep giving in

-straight away. -[exhales]

Can we talk about this, please?

Can I just get five minutes sleep first?

Apparently she needs to see a smiling face

when she first wakes up so she... She'll be relaxed

-enough to take the breast. -Well, we never had to wake

the other kids up to a smiling face.

Yeah, well, you know it's different now, isn't it?

It's not working. We're not working,

so we're going to have to change the order of things.

Look, you've been under a lot of stress recently,

you know with worry about Nathan then breastfeeding,

the hormones pulsing around your body...

No, the book says give her a smiling face.

-I give her a smiling face! -Jules, just calm down!

Well, it's not for me to calm down,

it's for Ruby to calm down! Calm and happy,

that's the other thing the book says!

Calm and happy! Calm and happy!

-[Ruby crying] -Help! Get away!

[Julie] Oh... Would you shut up!

Another week later and had anything improved?

[Ruby crying]

-[Julie] No. -[Chel] That should keep Ruby

in jumpsuits for another day or two.

Oh, Chel, you didn't have to do the washing.

Oh, that's all right. What else?

Can I unpack the dishwasher?

[Julie] That'd be great, thanks.

Oh, look they're like kettles, babies.

You watch them, they don't boil.

No, I just want to be ready for when she wakes up,

-that's all. -The "smiling face" theory.

Oh, I haven't heard that one.

No, the books says that if a parent is confident,

calm and happy then it'll be easier for her to attach.

She'll settle. They always do.

Babies are very clever like that.

Oh, really? What parenting book did you read that one in?

I... No, I just...

Something I picked up from friends.

Oh, I'm sure you know what you're doing.

Baby, you can just drop me off if you like.

-You don't have to hang about. -Oh, don't tell me

I'm going to cramp your style?

No.

Us tradies like having hot chicks

-drape across our cars. -[chuckles]

It's just I might be awhile.

Well, that's all right. I don't mind.

I might even treat myself to a facial.

Yeah, well this is just crap.

I can't drive, I can't even climb a ladder.

I'm starting to think your dad's keeping me employed

-out of pity. -That is not true.

He's keeping you employed to keep me happy.

No, he needs a sparkie who's independent.

Instead he's having to organize a taxi service

-to and from jobs. -But I told you I don't mind.

Yeah, but that's not the point.

Come here.

Now, you have not had a fit in weeks.

Surely that must give you a little bit of hope?

Just, you know...

[Grace] Here's your lunch, darling.

Thanks, mum.

-Where are you going? -Shopping.

Doug's asked me to some charity do

and I don't have anything to wear.

Ooh.

Oh, good on you.

You never buy anything new.

Yeah, I hate trying things on.

-Oh, me too. -[Grace] And those pushy shop

assistants will say anything to get a sale.

Yeah.

I don't even know where to go.

I'll come with you if you like?

But, ah, cool if you want to go on your own.

Don't... You don't have to do that.

Oh, I honestly don't mind.

I mean we could just drop Jake off at his job

and then I'm all yours if...

Well, if you've got nothing better to do.

No, of course not.

It's a Saturday.

Um, well, hop in.

Not interrupting, am I?

Not at all.

I can't even see the numbers.

I was up feeding Rubes all night.

How are your nipples?

Yeah, well, you know that, uh,

Chel's been working really hard

to lend a helping hand

and well Julie just, sort of,

bit her head off.

I'm sure she didn't mean to.

Well, no, no, of course not

but poor old Chel looks like

she got hit by a truck.

Why? What happened to her?

Um, I'm sorry, love,

but you did actually.

-What? -What you said to her

before was way out of line.

What? What did I say? I didn't say anything.

That she wasn't fit to give advice about parenting.

I did not say that!

Well, whether you meant it or not, you implied it.

And it's hit Chel very, very hard.

Oh, right, right, so, I'm just...

I'm bad at everything now, am I?

I'm a bad mother, bad daughter,

bad daughter-in-law!

I can't do everything!

It's not a criticism, love.

It's an offer of help.

Everything will fall into place

if you just relax and, and chill out.

[Julie] Don't tell me to chill out, all right?

Or breathe.

Everything's such a mess.

Look, I know it feels like that at the moment,

but everyone's adjusting well.

They want to help.

You can't do everything on your own, you know?

You don't need to try to be a super mum.

You already are one.

[cries]

You'll be right, mate.

There, you'll be right.

Promise.

Wait until you see her.

I'll call her.

Honestly, she looks fantastic.

-Does she? -Just, yeah.

Grace?

[Jake] Oh, come on, mum.

I'm dying to see how it looks.

Wow.

Whoa.

Don't take the mickey, okay?

-I mean you don't-- -No, I'm not. I'm not.

I'm... You look um...

-Amazing. -Yeah, so amazing!

So, when is Mr. Wonderful picking you up?

Ah, well, he's not.

I'm going to drive myself.

That'd be right.

Oh, yeah, that's a good strategy.

Yeah, always give yourself an out-clause.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Um, look I'll...

I've got to go and get ready so um, Rachel,

thank you for today.

No, anytime.

What?

What have you got her wearing?

What do you mean? She looks hot.

Exactly. She's my mum.

She's not supposed to look hot.

-Why not? -Because she's my mum!

-She's also a woman. -No, she's not.

No, you are being ridiculous, okay?

You need to pull your head in.

She's really nervous. Just be nice.

Gee, Rachel, thanks for all your help today.

Okay, all right, yep, you're right.

It meant a lot to her and me.

Thank you.

Just next time, more dress, less...

Breasts.

[Ted] Okay, say "feed."

-Feed. -[Ted] Got you.

Okay. Let's get it off to Rita.

Get her out of this dress.

-Do you want a cuddle? -[Chel] Always.

Oh, here you go.

-All right, mate. -Thanks, mate.

-Hi. -Do you want her back?

-No, no, no. Oh, my darling. -Oh.

Hey there, hey, sweetie.

There you go.

It's all right, it's all right.

Um, listen Chel, I...

I'm really sorry for snapping at you.

You don't have to apologize for that.

Yeah, no, I do. I do.

I mean, I know I'm tired and grumpy and old,

-did I mention tired? -[chuckles]

It's no excuse.

And I understand.

Nobody knows what it's like not to cope more than me.

And things just get a bit on top of you.

-It's an understatement. -[Chel] Mmm-hmm.

For what it's worth

I think you're doing a magnificent job.

Thanks.

[Nathan] Walla walla walla wincha!

[laughs] Whoo!

Walla walla walla walla incha!

-Oh, my God. -What?

Do you guys do that every time you walk in the place?

Well, it's a Carbo thing, man.

I'm just along for the ride.

Yeah, well, it used to be a Ben and Carbo thing.

It's not annoying you, is it?

'Cause we can keep doing it.

Thanks.

No, it's getting old anyway.

No, Carbo should probably find a new signature move.

-Nathan? Hi! -Hey!

You won't believe this but the text worked.

Robbie and I are back together.

Oh, hey. Awesome.

[Charlotte] Have you heard from Sammy yet?

Ah, no. No, I haven't.

It won't be too long from the sounds of things.

You guys are made to be together.

-Good luck, hon. -Thank you.

Don't.

Was that the girl you met last week?

-No. Sort of. -What'd you do?

Talk to her all night about Sammy?

No... Yeah.

Nathan, have you been doing this

to every poor girl you meet?

You've got to stop thinking about her.

I have.

Sort of.

I'm only saying it as a mate.

You've got to move on.

She has.

Literally. To London.

I know.

Lots of hot birds.

-I know. -Not as hot as my wife.

-Let's get a drink. -[Nathan] All right.

[Carbo] Hey! Walla walla walla wincha!

[Julie]Sunday morning, 3:00 a.m.

The party has to end sometime.

[Melissa] Good one, guys. This is awesome.

[Ben] Thank you.

-Thank you, baby. -Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

Thank you. I love you.

Ah, the Rafter men.

They really can hold their liquor.

Hey, hey, look what I got. Look what I got.

Look, look...

Blah la la la la incha!

I got it back. I got it back.

That's wonderful news.

Just relax, I'll make you some coffee.

Where is Carbo?

We left Carbo...

wincha-ing a lamp post.

[laughs]

Oh, baby, hey, do you love me?

You love me, say you love me.

I love you, now, drink this.

-Come on. -All right.

She loves me.

So do I, mate. So do I.

And I love you.

I do.

-Oh. -I'm going to vomit--

Uh, uh, uh, in the bin. In the bin.

[Ruby crying]

[Dave] Let me take her.

She's my daughter too.

-No! It's not that-- -Would you two shut up!

The baby is asleep!

[Julie]By the following Saturday,

only Rachel was managing to cling

to any shred of life BR, Before Ruby.

So, when are we going to meet this mystery man?

What who? Doug?

No, Obama. Yeah, Doug.

It's been a month and we haven't clapped eyes on him.

Yeah, two dates in a week.

It must be going really well.

So when is he going to come out of hiding?

He hasn't been in hiding.

Actually I better hurry

if I'm going to meet him by 3:00.

Rachel, just leave the frying pan.

-Let it soak. -[Rachel] Oh, okay.

You don't think that's weird?

No, it's good to soak.

No, not that.

Mum being really into this guy.

I mean supposedly he's really into her

-and he's nowhere to be seen. -So?

So, I just think it's a bit strange

that she hasn't introduced him to us yet.

Look at you.

This is really winding you up, isn't it?

I'm just looking out for my mum, that's all.

Hey, I get that this is a big deal for both of you,

honestly, I get it.

But maybe you should just try to relax. Yeah?

Your mum's just feeling her way through this

and the least you can do

is be a little bit open minded.

All right.

♪ So, who's gonna Love you now, baby? ♪

♪ Who's gonna love you now, Baby? ♪

♪ When you're done fighting That war at sea ♪

[Carbo] Whoo! Walla walla wincha!

Whoo! Coming through!

[Melissa] Don't! It's your turn!

[Ben laughs]

Come on baby, yeah, baby, yeah.

Off of... Off come on.

-[hums] -[laughs]

[whistles]

That's horrible.

That's something no one should ever have to see.

Except you, Mel.

You're home early.

Yeah, yeah, well,

it was a little bit of a fizzer.

I mean, if you're not there to pick up,

bars can be a little bit boring.

So, are you playing Connect Four?

Sort of with...

a bit of a twist...

Yeah, I get it. Well, I'm off.

You should probably wax your bum, Ben.

[Julie] Some weekends are flipped on their head.

It's a Saturday night if it's quiet,

and the Sunday morning that's huge.

Okay, so don't worry about coffee for mum,

she's not in her room.

-Her bed's not slept in. -So?

So, it means she didn't come home last night.

It's all those new dresses.

This is all your fault.

Do you think she's all right?

Are you serious?

She probably just stayed at Doug's place.

Jake, stop being such a drama queen.

You think she slept there?

Well, I doubt there was much sleeping going on.

Oh. Oh, this is exactly why I wanted to meet the guy.

I mean, you don't just go over and stay

at some complete stranger's house.

He's not a complete stranger to her, Jake.

Uh, you're being ridiculous.

No, I am not being ridiculous.

She didn't even call to tell me

she wasn't coming home.

Oh, you're right no she didn't because that would be weird!

One day I'm going to come home

and find you all dressed up in her clothes,

wearing a long wig, sitting in a rocking chair.

[Grace] Oh. Here she is.

Hi.

So, Doug put you in a cab

and sent you home then, did he?

-That's classy. -Jake, give it a rest.

No, he just dropped me off just then.

What, so how come he didn't come inside,

at least walk you to the door?

I just thought it'd be easier.

Have I done something wrong?

No, of course you haven't.

Well, I didn't mean to upset anyone.

No, no, look Jake and I have been having a good time.

Don't listen to a word he says.

You should have a good time too.

Jake is just being Jake.

Aren't you, Jake?

Apology accepted.

[Julie] Breast versus bottle.

The war had been waged and seemingly lost.

Why fight it?

In the end, is the bottle really that bad?

The choice was Ruby's.

You're your own little person.

If you want the bottle, you have the bottle.

Okay?

Here we go, sweetie.

Here you go.

You're not, you don't want that?

Oh.

What do you want, sweetie? Just...

All right, let's try again. Here we go.

[chuckles] Dave.

-You did it. -I didn't do anything.

Well, maybe that's the secret.

Who would've thought doing nothing could be so hard?

Hey, um...

you should write a book about parenting.

Do Nothing, by Julie Rafter.

What, a one-page book?

Yeah. It'd probably sell millions.

-Look at her go. -[laughs]

Crikey.

That's the girl.

[Julie] Saturday, one final week later

and at last I was free to make house calls

and reconnect with my other kids.

I just hope they weren't screaming.

Ah, give it time.

You're a liar.

-Ah. -[Carbo] Hey.

A royal visit.

To what do we owe this honor?

Oh, I'm having a proper weekend for a change.

Getting out in the real world.

Ah, visiting next door.

Yes, all right one step at a time.

Hey, mum.

-How are you doing? -Hey.

Oh, are you hungry 'cause I've made some dinner.

Oh, no, not at all.

No I just wanted to see how the other half lived.

Well, fed is how they live, Mrs. Rafter.

-Come on. Bring on the pies. -Yep here we go.

Okay, here we go, here we go.

What's this?

Ah, it says, "thanks."

-[Julie] In sauce. -[Nathan] Yes.

-Mine looks like "wanks." -Ben.

-It does! Look. -I don't believe this.

The whole house has gone mushy, mate.

It's like a living episode of Party of Five.

Well, I think it's great.

Oh, thanks, little brother.

When did I actually teach you to write on food

with condiments?

Yeah, I guess it's a brotherly thing?

-Right. -Hey, Julie.

Hey. Whoa, look at you.

Girl's night out.

Don't wait up.

So, don't tell me you lot are staying in

while she goes out looking like that?

There's nothing wrong with a guys' night in

every now and then.

Benno, pass the sauce.

Mine's going to say "spanks."

-Ooh, spanks! -Spanks!

Ah, no, mum.

[upbeat music playing]

Can I get a um...

Sammy!

-Mel. -Oh, my God.

Um, I thought you were in London.

Um, yeah, it was...

It's one of the options I was looking at.

Well, I've been trying to contact you.

We all have.

I couldn't handle seeing Nathan

and you know he'd try and find me

if he knew I was still here.

I mean, he came around to mum's

and he was screaming to talk to me

and I just can't.

Not yet.

How is he anyway?

Is he okay?

No. Of course, he isn't.

He's completely messed up over you.

That's why I have to stay away.

And you can't tell anyone you saw me, okay?

-Sammy. -No, no, no, not Ben, not...

-Not Rachel, no one, okay? -I don't know.

No, look, I just need more time.

You can't ask me not to say anything to Ben.

Mel, you can't!

Please?

Just don't say anything.

Please?

Okay.

I've got to go.

♪ Her father says She has to have a name ♪

♪ Not the same with her mom's But a name just the same ♪

♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪

Does this mean I can take the electric one

-back to the chemist? -Oh, God, yes.

Keep the other one though.

I'll need it for when we go out.

Supplies for the baby sitter.

-Going out. -Mmm-hmm. Imagine.

Yeah.

Remind me again how things went

from being so bad to so perfect?

Well, they were perfect before they were bad.

And before they were perfect they were bad?

Darkness and the dawn.

I should've remembered that night

is always followed by day.

But sometimes that welcome dawn

can seem a long way off.

♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪

♪ In the shape of a girl ♪

-It is. -I don't think it is.

-You just suck. -I think you're cheating.

-You suck. -I don't suck!

-You're cheating. -I'm still winning.

You're still winning, eh? Well...

♪ Grandma has bought her ♪

♪ Our own little daughter ♪

♪ She can make you feel good ♪

♪ She can make you feel That it's all worthwhile ♪

♪ Only by her smile ♪

♪ Only by her smile ♪

♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪

♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪

♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪

♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪

♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪

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