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Fellow telemarketers,
our profits have been down.
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But fear not, for I have a plan
to suck money
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from every customer
we have --
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a plan so evil
it will rip the souls
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from even
the strongest man.
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You're not proposing...
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That's right --
a subscription service.
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[ Laughs maniacally ]
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Man:
♪ Run around town
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♪ Stealin' and killin'
is how I get down ♪Sheriff: What?
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♪ Well, you better be aware
of somethin' ♪
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♪ 'Cause Momma
named me Sheriff ♪
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♪ Momma
♪ Now you got it
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♪ Momma ♪ And don't forget it
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Oh, no. I'd better go.
[ Laughs ]
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♪ M-O-M-M-A named me
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♪ Momma named me Sheriff
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♪ My momma
named me Sheriff ♪
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Good morning, everyo--
aah!
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Damn, yo.
Watch where you steppin'!
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What is all this?
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We signed up for a new
subscription service.
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It's called "StuffClub."
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It sends you all this
really useful stuff.
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Like coffee shorts...
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Yo, and this
tomato hammer.
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Did someone order
a toaster watch?
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-What?
-Yeah-heah!
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Tiny toast, yo!
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Why would you ever need
tiny toast?
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To go with
tiny brunch, yo!
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Yeah-heah!
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Yep, this platinum membership
card is pretty sweet.
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Why is my name on that card?
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Am I paying for this?
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Oh, no, it's got a seven-day
free trial.
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Then, it's only
$5.99 a month.
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That's an absurd amount
of money!
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I'm gonna cancel
this right away.
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Man:
StuffClub cancellation.
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Your wait time is
four years.
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Please hold.
-Ugh!
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I'll just cancel
in person.
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He seemed pretty
p'd-off.
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We should order as much stuff
as we can before he cancels.
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Both: Yeah-heah!
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Hi, there, Dan.
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Uh, I want to cancel
my subscription
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before the free trial ends
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and I have to pay $5.99.
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N-n-n-n-no problem.
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W-w-we have a c-c-
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cancellation p-p-plan
t-t-t-that's
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o-only $7.99.
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What?! That's more than
the subscription price!
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O-o-or I-I-I can offer
one o-o-o-ption
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I'm sure you'll like.
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Okay.
What is it?
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You just accept that you're
screwed, and you g-g-go away.
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Stop making me
jump through hoops!
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Just tell me
how to cancel.
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F-F-Fine.
Rude.
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Just go to
the Cancellation Department.
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It's on the first floor --
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in the Sahara Desert.
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The Sahara Desert?!
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♪♪
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Heeyyyy!
Hurry. Come inside.
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Drink, my friend.
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Thank you!
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What brings you
to the Sea of Sand?
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I'm looking for a building
to cancel a subscription service
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that sends me stuff.
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My friend, you will find nothing
out here but death and despair.
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Are you sure
you wish to cancel?
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$5.99 Sounds like
a great deal to me.
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I didn't tell you
it was $5.99.
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StuffClub?
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You'll never cancel!
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Hey! Wait!
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No one does!
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No!
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Did someone order
a blender hammock?
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Aw, yeah!
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Did someone order
a bike stove?
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We don't really have
much room left, Floyd.
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Did someone order a--
Did someone order a--
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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[ Laughs ]
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We're buried, yo.
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Oh, no.
Dispatch, I got bad news.
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What?
You stuck, too?
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No. I got the board game
"Bad News."
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[ Laughs ]
-Aw!
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Computerized Voice: Your call
is important to us.
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Please hold for the next
available representative.
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[ Echoing ]
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I can't go on.
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Huh?
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Water!
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Sir.
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You can't drink
that sand.
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Sand?!
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That sand is property
of Telemarketer Corp.
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Telemarketer Corp?
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I'm looking for their
cancellation department.
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You mean that building
over there?
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Yes!
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I can cancel here?
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That's right,
Mr. Goodman --
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just as soon as you pay
for all the sand you drank.
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What?
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Which comes out to...
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...$17 million.
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That's ridiculous!
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The sand clause
is in the contract.
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What?
I can't pay that!
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Bye-Bye!
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You drank the sand,
too, huh?
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Floyd, stop!
We can barely breath!
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He can't hear us!
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Alright. Let me try
to figure something out.
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I got it!
I got it.
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-You do?
-Yeah.
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The game -- "I Got It."
Yeah, I got it!
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Oh, man.
We gonna die in here together.
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-Yeah.
-You know what I'll miss the most?
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What?
You, Sheriff.
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You've been my rock, my guiding
light, the love of my --
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You know what I'll
probably miss the most?
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Those flare gun
sunglasses.
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I never had an emergency
to wear/fire them.
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This is that time, yo!
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You're right!
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I can't reach it.
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I got you, baby.
Here. Let me help.
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I can almost reach it.
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[ Both straining ]
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I just wanted to cancel.
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There, there. We all fall victim
to a subscription service
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sooner or later.
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[ Crowd chanting
"Unsubscribe!" ]
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What's he doing?
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The only way out
is to climb.
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For up there is the real
cancellation department.
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If anybody can do it,
it's Luther.
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He has been training
day and night for --
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[ Luther yells ]
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Well, he's in
a better place,
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for you can escape
the subscription in death.
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Hoops.What?
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Look.
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They don't want
us to climb.
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They want us to jump
through their hoops.
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No.
Don't kill yourself.
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That's crazy.
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The only thing
that's crazy...
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is paying $5.99.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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He's almost got it.
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[ Yells ]
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Oh.
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He's gone.
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[ Crowd "aw"s ]
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[ Crowd cheers ]
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Goodman:
What's going on, here?
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Hello, Goodman.
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Boss.
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If you want to cancel
your membership,
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you'll have to defeat
my girlfriend,
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Sherry,
before she cancels you.
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[ Laughs ]
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Time to die!
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[ Both straining ]
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-Got them.
-Ha ha! Yeah!
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Now, I can use these flare gun
sunglasses to signal for help.
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Yeah, Sheriff!
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You gonna save
our lives, yo!
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Spow!
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Woops.
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Oh, no!
We're gonna drown, yo!
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[ Sherry yells ]
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No, no, no, no, no.
Wait.
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Make a wish, Goodman!
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Oh no, please, please.
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Man:
Cancellation department.
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Huh?
He got through.
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Nobody's every
gotten through.
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I-I'd like to cancel
my subscription.
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No problem at all.
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We'll just need the account number on your membership card.
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Of course!
I have it right...
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I'm gonna cancel this
right away.
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...on my desk...
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in Old Town.
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Can you hold?
-Yeah. Sure.
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Don't let him
get that card!
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My friend, good news.
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You have qualified for a --
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Come on, come on,
come on.
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No one unsubscribes,
Goodman!
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Please, I beg you...
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I-I've almost found
that account number.
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Please keep holding!
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You'll never make it
in time!
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Sorry, I'm just
looking through
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my kitchen drawers
right now, and --
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Oh, I think I found it...
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Oh. No, no, that's just
a really old library card.
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We're getting closer.
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I promise,
I'm almost there.
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Pilot:
This is your captain speaking.
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Forget landing,
let's just hang up here
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a while,
and enjoy the view.
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Hopefully, no one needs
to be anywhere
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in the next 8 minutes,
or so.
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♪♪
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[ Growls ]
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[ Roars ]
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We're gonna drown!
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There is one thing we can do
to survive, yo!
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Yeah?We got to to share our air, yo.
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♪♪
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[ Muffled ] Where's my
membership card?
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[ Muffled ]
I don't know.
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Hey,
there it is.
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♪♪
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Huh?
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No!
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♪♪
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Time of death: 6:29.
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I never even got to make him
tiny toast, yo.
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Goodman!
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I'm alive!
Did I...
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did I unsubscribe?
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You died
before the deadline.
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So, it's time to pay up,
Goodman.
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[ Laughs ]
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Wait.
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You can escape
the subscription in death.
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I escaped the subscription
in death!
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-What?
-He's right.
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The death clause
says it right here.
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Huh.
That gives me an idea.
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A subscription service that rips
people off in the afterlife.
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Come on, Sherry,
we've got lots of work to do.
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Okay!
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Hey, Goodman, this might be
a bad time to bring it up,
249
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but, uh, in the 30 seconds
we thought you were dead,
250
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I kind of used your credit card
to sign up for
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another subscription
called Junk'N'Stuff.
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But, I mean, I'm sure
it's not that hard to cancel.
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♪♪
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Sheriff:
♪ M-O-M-M-A named me
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♪ Momma named me Sheriff
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♪ Momma named me Sheriff
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♪ My m-m-m-momma, momma,
momma named m-me Sheriff ♪
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♪ Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma
named me Sheriff ♪
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♪ Momma
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She named me Sheriff.
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