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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,220 Alright, fellas, crime is up. 2 00:00:04,263 --> 00:00:06,183 We need to keep it not that way. 3 00:00:06,221 --> 00:00:08,741 Dispatch, set up a sobriety check point. 4 00:00:08,789 --> 00:00:10,699 Goodman, go undercover as an illegal, 5 00:00:10,748 --> 00:00:12,398 gun-selling prostitute.[ Door opens, closes ] 6 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:13,665 And, Momma... 7 00:00:13,707 --> 00:00:15,407 Momma? What are you doing here? 8 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:17,268 You forgot your bath this morning! 9 00:00:17,319 --> 00:00:19,279 [ Stammers ]Now get over here and let Momma wash you. 10 00:00:19,321 --> 00:00:20,581 Momma, I'm at work! 11 00:00:20,627 --> 00:00:22,767 Now, now, get that sass out your mouth 12 00:00:22,803 --> 00:00:24,503 and put some puddin' in it. Ohh... 13 00:00:24,544 --> 00:00:26,024 Mmm-mm! Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom! 14 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:29,507 [ Snorting ] That's Momma's good lil' Puddin' Pig. 15 00:00:29,549 --> 00:00:32,069 Reach for the sky! 16 00:00:32,117 --> 00:00:33,077 [ Snorting ] 17 00:00:33,118 --> 00:00:34,418 [ Laughs ] 18 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:35,427 ♪♪ 19 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,508 ♪ Run around town 20 00:00:37,557 --> 00:00:39,437 ♪ Stealin' and killin' is how I get down ♪ 21 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:40,862 What? 22 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,858 ♪ Well, you better be aware of somethin' ♪ 23 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:45,560 ♪ 'Cause Momma named me Sheriff ♪ 24 00:00:45,609 --> 00:00:48,219 ♪ Yeah, Momma, they got it ♪ 25 00:00:48,263 --> 00:00:50,923 ♪ Momma, and don't forget it ♪ 26 00:00:50,962 --> 00:00:53,612 ♪ Oh, no, I better go 27 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:56,010 ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me 28 00:00:56,054 --> 00:00:57,144 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 29 00:00:57,185 --> 00:00:59,795 ♪ My momma named me Sheriff 30 00:01:00,711 --> 00:01:02,671 [ Snorting ] [ Laughing ] 31 00:01:02,713 --> 00:01:04,413 Okay, you're all done. 32 00:01:04,453 --> 00:01:05,503 Thanks, Momma. 33 00:01:05,541 --> 00:01:06,891 Now lemme get back to work, okay? 34 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,504 First you gotta give Momma some sugar. 35 00:01:08,544 --> 00:01:11,244 [ Smooching ] Momma, not in front of the guys. 36 00:01:12,636 --> 00:01:13,686 Okay, kissy time! 37 00:01:13,724 --> 00:01:15,644 Mwah! [ Giggles ] 38 00:01:15,682 --> 00:01:18,462 Alright, now, where were we? 39 00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:20,551 Uhh, what was that? 40 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,770 What?You know, y-your Momma and -- and the pudding. 41 00:01:23,821 --> 00:01:26,121 Yeah, your relationship is straight weird, yo! 42 00:01:26,171 --> 00:01:27,391 What? Naw. 43 00:01:27,433 --> 00:01:29,523 You give in to her crazy demands all the time! 44 00:01:29,565 --> 00:01:30,835 Like when? 45 00:01:30,871 --> 00:01:33,481 She just gave you a sponge bath at work! 46 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:36,666 Oh, right, yeah.The next time Momma tries to control you, 47 00:01:36,703 --> 00:01:38,183 you need to stand your ground! 48 00:01:38,226 --> 00:01:40,666 That's right, you a grown-ass man, yo! 49 00:01:40,707 --> 00:01:43,147 I am a grown-ass man, yo! 50 00:01:43,188 --> 00:01:45,448 "That's right, Sheriff. Now go show Momma 51 00:01:45,494 --> 00:01:49,064 who can change his big boy pants all on his own." 52 00:01:49,107 --> 00:01:50,327 Yeah... 53 00:01:50,369 --> 00:01:53,889 And then Mr. Tomatoes was killed. 54 00:01:53,938 --> 00:01:55,408 But was he really dead? 55 00:01:55,461 --> 00:01:56,421 Well...[ Door opens ] 56 00:01:56,462 --> 00:01:58,372 Lights-out time, you two. 57 00:01:58,420 --> 00:01:59,640 Nooo! What?! 58 00:01:59,683 --> 00:02:01,943 I'm a grown-ass man! 59 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:04,029 And I get to say when lights go out -- 60 00:02:04,078 --> 00:02:06,028 I'll do anything you say, puddin'. 61 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,690 [ Snorting ] [ Giggles ] 62 00:02:07,734 --> 00:02:09,564 Ah, I can't stop! 63 00:02:09,605 --> 00:02:10,605 Ahh! Ohh! 64 00:02:10,650 --> 00:02:12,040 It's this devil dessert! 65 00:02:12,086 --> 00:02:13,826 I'm addicted! What?! 66 00:02:13,871 --> 00:02:16,961 Momma, if we're gonna have a healthy relationship, 67 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:19,444 then I can't eat your pudding anymore. 68 00:02:19,485 --> 00:02:24,235 But making puddin' for you is my greatest joy in life. 69 00:02:24,272 --> 00:02:27,102 Be a good boy and come share some puddin' with me? 70 00:02:27,145 --> 00:02:29,365 No! That's it! Oh, whoa! 71 00:02:29,408 --> 00:02:32,708 I'm moving out until I'm unaddicteded! 72 00:02:32,759 --> 00:02:33,759 Sheriff, please! 73 00:02:33,804 --> 00:02:34,984 No! I want to have 74 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:37,762 a healthy relationship with you! 75 00:02:37,808 --> 00:02:40,548 You are a monster! 76 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,722 Ohh! It's a great day today. 77 00:02:43,770 --> 00:02:44,730 Hmm, yeah. 78 00:02:44,771 --> 00:02:46,251 I'm so glad I moved out. 79 00:02:46,294 --> 00:02:48,214 I'm feeling so great! I'm feeling better than great! 80 00:02:48,253 --> 00:02:50,433 I'm feeling friggin' amazing, man! 81 00:02:50,472 --> 00:02:53,732 That's good.Yeah, I feel perfectly fine being off pudding, you know? 82 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:54,780 Well, good for you. 83 00:02:54,825 --> 00:02:56,215 What do you mean by that?! 84 00:02:56,261 --> 00:02:59,131 I was just saying that it's good to feel great. 85 00:02:59,177 --> 00:03:00,967 I know! That's why I said it! 86 00:03:01,005 --> 00:03:03,225 Ugh, are you trying to get me back on pudding? 87 00:03:03,268 --> 00:03:05,568 What? Oh, what's this idiot doing?! 88 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:06,918 Hey! That's my son. 89 00:03:06,967 --> 00:03:09,237 And then Mr. Pineapple was killed. 90 00:03:09,274 --> 00:03:11,064 But was he really dead? Well... 91 00:03:11,102 --> 00:03:13,192 Hey, jerk! You can't do this here! 92 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:15,284 You need a permit for this![ Crowd gasps ] 93 00:03:15,323 --> 00:03:17,583 Whoa, whoa! Sheriff, calm down! 94 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:18,800 No, you calm down! 95 00:03:18,849 --> 00:03:20,719 I'll put a bullet in your calm face! 96 00:03:20,764 --> 00:03:22,204 You and your stupid kid!Whoa! 97 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,113 [ Crowd gasps ][ Crying ] 98 00:03:24,158 --> 00:03:25,638 Now look what you've done, Sheriff. 99 00:03:25,681 --> 00:03:26,811 Tommy, where are you going? 100 00:03:26,857 --> 00:03:28,907 Oh, no, this ain't me. 101 00:03:28,946 --> 00:03:30,076 I'm hurtin'. 102 00:03:30,121 --> 00:03:31,991 Maybe I should get a spoonful. 103 00:03:32,036 --> 00:03:33,956 Just to take the edge off. 104 00:03:33,994 --> 00:03:38,914 Puddin'! Free puddin'! Made with love! 105 00:03:38,956 --> 00:03:41,176 Please accept my love. 106 00:03:41,219 --> 00:03:43,829 [ Sobbing ] Young Thomas, what's the matter? 107 00:03:43,874 --> 00:03:45,794 Sheriff was acting mean. 108 00:03:45,832 --> 00:03:47,352 Yes, he's a monster. 109 00:03:47,399 --> 00:03:50,659 But I have something that'll take the edge off. 110 00:03:50,706 --> 00:03:52,366 Really? What is -- 111 00:03:52,404 --> 00:03:53,494 Nom-nom-nom-nom. 112 00:03:53,535 --> 00:03:56,145 [ Laughs ] Wow! This pudding is great! 113 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:58,760 Oop! I spilled some on my shirt. 114 00:03:58,802 --> 00:04:00,062 Come inside, Thomas. 115 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,987 We'll get you cleaned right up. 116 00:04:02,022 --> 00:04:03,502 Uh, I'm not sure -- 117 00:04:03,545 --> 00:04:06,465 And you can eat lots more puddin'! 118 00:04:06,505 --> 00:04:07,765 [ Giggles ] 119 00:04:07,811 --> 00:04:09,721 [ Laughs ] 120 00:04:09,769 --> 00:04:11,719 [ Both laughing ] 121 00:04:11,771 --> 00:04:13,291 ♪♪ 122 00:04:13,338 --> 00:04:14,288 Ah. 123 00:04:14,339 --> 00:04:15,549 [ Grunting ] 124 00:04:15,601 --> 00:04:16,691 Uh, Sheriff? You okay? 125 00:04:16,732 --> 00:04:17,732 Where is it, Carl?! 126 00:04:17,777 --> 00:04:18,737 Where's what, Sheriff? 127 00:04:18,778 --> 00:04:19,818 You know what, Carl! 128 00:04:19,866 --> 00:04:21,826 You know what! You know! 129 00:04:21,868 --> 00:04:23,128 What? Shut the [bleep] up! 130 00:04:23,174 --> 00:04:24,304 I'll get it myself. 131 00:04:24,349 --> 00:04:26,259 Ah, here it is! Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom. 132 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,317 Uh, you're gonna have to pay for that pudding. 133 00:04:28,353 --> 00:04:31,833 Pwah! I'm not paying for this gas station trash! 134 00:04:31,878 --> 00:04:33,398 You better watch your tongue, Sheriff. 135 00:04:33,445 --> 00:04:36,015 Or what, Carl? I'll [bleep] cut your tongue off 136 00:04:36,056 --> 00:04:38,236 and shove it up my own [bleep] Oh. 137 00:04:38,276 --> 00:04:40,626 I gotta go get a little taste of the good stuff. 138 00:04:40,669 --> 00:04:44,629 Put a pot on, Momma! Here I come! 139 00:04:44,673 --> 00:04:45,803 Hmm... 140 00:04:45,849 --> 00:04:47,939 [ Grunting ] Momma! 141 00:04:47,981 --> 00:04:49,851 I know you've got that pudding in there. 142 00:04:49,896 --> 00:04:51,686 I can smell it!Go away, boy! 143 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,164 You broke my heart! 144 00:04:53,204 --> 00:04:56,294 Please, Momma, just a little bit for your lil' Puddin' Pig? 145 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:57,217 [ Snorts ] 146 00:04:57,251 --> 00:04:58,601 [ Grunts ] Momma, no! 147 00:04:58,644 --> 00:05:01,044 Please, I'll do anything! 148 00:05:01,081 --> 00:05:04,211 I'll suck your [bleep] Momma! 149 00:05:04,258 --> 00:05:06,558 [ Gasps ] My puddin' is for good boys, 150 00:05:06,608 --> 00:05:09,608 not foul-mouthed [bleep]-suckin' monsters! 151 00:05:09,655 --> 00:05:11,785 Begone! No! Nooo! No! 152 00:05:11,831 --> 00:05:13,311 [ Gun cocks ]What? 153 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:16,224 Sheriff, I'm gonna have to kill you for stealing... 154 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:17,360 What? 155 00:05:17,402 --> 00:05:18,882 ...is what I was gonna say. 156 00:05:18,925 --> 00:05:21,235 But after seeing you try to suck your Momma's pee-pee, 157 00:05:21,275 --> 00:05:22,935 I think you need some real help. 158 00:05:22,973 --> 00:05:24,363 No. [ Grunts ] 159 00:05:24,409 --> 00:05:26,099 [ Screams ] 160 00:05:26,150 --> 00:05:28,020 I'm locking you down here till you get better. 161 00:05:28,065 --> 00:05:30,545 No! Nooo! 162 00:05:30,589 --> 00:05:33,369 Pudding...Pudding. 163 00:05:33,418 --> 00:05:34,718 [ Panting ] 164 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,247 Pudding? 165 00:05:36,290 --> 00:05:39,070 Oh, pudding! I've missed you so much. 166 00:05:39,119 --> 00:05:41,549 Wait. I gotta get off pudding 167 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,210 to fix my relationship with Momma. 168 00:05:45,256 --> 00:05:46,526 [ Sighs ] 169 00:05:46,561 --> 00:05:47,561 Hello, Sheriff! 170 00:05:47,606 --> 00:05:49,346 Huh! Momma?Over here, Sheriff. 171 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,170 Sheriff...You're not Mommas, 172 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,558 you're pudding Mommas! 173 00:05:52,611 --> 00:05:54,701 Together: And you're my lil' Puddin' Pig. 174 00:05:54,743 --> 00:05:56,223 No, I'm not! 175 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:57,487 Ahh! 176 00:05:58,617 --> 00:06:00,057 Eat me, Sheriff. 177 00:06:00,097 --> 00:06:02,717 No! Eat up, my lil' Puddin' Pig. 178 00:06:02,751 --> 00:06:04,401 Just have a little taste. 179 00:06:04,449 --> 00:06:09,799 No! I am not your Pudding Pig anymore! 180 00:06:09,845 --> 00:06:11,845 We'll see about that... 181 00:06:11,891 --> 00:06:13,931 Ahh! 182 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:16,330 ♪♪ 183 00:06:16,374 --> 00:06:20,034 Ahhh![ Gunshots ] 184 00:06:20,073 --> 00:06:21,383 Tommy: Mmm-mmm! 185 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:22,332 Ahh! 186 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:23,470 Well, I guess it's time 187 00:06:23,511 --> 00:06:24,991 for me to be going home now. 188 00:06:25,035 --> 00:06:26,425 No! Ahh! 189 00:06:26,471 --> 00:06:30,041 I mean, I have lots more puddin' for you, Sheriff. 190 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:32,263 Huh? You just called me Sheriff. 191 00:06:32,303 --> 00:06:34,303 Isn't that funny? [ Giggles ] 192 00:06:34,348 --> 00:06:36,518 [ Laughs ]Isn't it, Candy? 193 00:06:36,568 --> 00:06:38,048 [ Humming ] 194 00:06:38,091 --> 00:06:40,261 [ Knock on door ]Ah! Who could that be? 195 00:06:40,311 --> 00:06:41,961 Sheriff, run down to the basement 196 00:06:42,008 --> 00:06:43,568 and fetch Momma a puddin' powder. 197 00:06:43,618 --> 00:06:45,618 Um, you called me Sheriff again -- 198 00:06:45,664 --> 00:06:46,974 Hurry now! 199 00:06:48,232 --> 00:06:50,542 Hi, I-I've been looking everywhere 200 00:06:50,582 --> 00:06:52,972 and, uh, have you seen my son, Tommy? 201 00:06:55,804 --> 00:06:57,024 ♪ Doo dee doo dee doo 202 00:06:57,067 --> 00:06:59,467 Alright, zip and whip and here's my d-- 203 00:06:59,504 --> 00:07:00,594 Carl? Ah! 204 00:07:00,635 --> 00:07:03,075 Oh, Sheriff, I was just taking my break. 205 00:07:03,116 --> 00:07:04,516 Forgot you were even down here. 206 00:07:04,552 --> 00:07:07,682 I did it, Carl. I don't want puddin' anymore! 207 00:07:07,729 --> 00:07:08,989 I feel great! 208 00:07:09,035 --> 00:07:10,255 I'm ready to go see Momma 209 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,867 and get our relationship back on track. 210 00:07:12,908 --> 00:07:14,118 Oh, great. 211 00:07:14,171 --> 00:07:16,471 Oh, but, man, that was a rough weekend. 212 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:18,391 It's been two months, Sheriff. 213 00:07:18,436 --> 00:07:19,656 What?! 214 00:07:19,698 --> 00:07:21,128 ♪♪ 215 00:07:21,178 --> 00:07:23,438 What happened here? 216 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:24,614 Hello? 217 00:07:24,659 --> 00:07:27,049 Momma, I'm all better now! 218 00:07:27,097 --> 00:07:28,057 Who are you? 219 00:07:28,098 --> 00:07:30,228 What? It's me, Sheriff! 220 00:07:30,274 --> 00:07:32,194 I know I'm a little skinnier now, 221 00:07:32,232 --> 00:07:34,282 but that's because I got off the pudding! 222 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:37,151 You lyin' skelly-bones, you're not my boy. 223 00:07:37,194 --> 00:07:38,414 Get out of my house! 224 00:07:38,456 --> 00:07:41,286 Oh, no. What has pudding done to you? 225 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:44,148 Let me save you from this wicked dessert! 226 00:07:44,201 --> 00:07:47,031 No! That's for my Sheriff! 227 00:07:47,073 --> 00:07:48,383 [ Grunts ][ Clang ] 228 00:07:49,162 --> 00:07:51,122 [ Grunting ] 229 00:07:51,164 --> 00:07:52,734 Momma!Tommy: [ Giggles ] 230 00:07:52,774 --> 00:07:55,864 What was that? There's something down here! 231 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:57,078 [ Giggles ] Ahh! 232 00:07:57,127 --> 00:08:00,177 Momma says not to let you go anywhere. 233 00:08:00,217 --> 00:08:01,177 Tommy? Is that you? 234 00:08:01,218 --> 00:08:03,298 Who's Tommy? I'm Sheriff! 235 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,740 What? I'm Sheriff. 236 00:08:04,786 --> 00:08:05,876 Don't you remember me? 237 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,868 Pudding! [ Giggles ] Pudding! 238 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,220 You're wasting your time. 239 00:08:09,269 --> 00:08:11,359 Goodman?!He's too far gone. 240 00:08:11,402 --> 00:08:14,922 She kept feeding him pudding, pudding, pudding! 241 00:08:14,970 --> 00:08:16,880 It's all that he cares about. 242 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:20,319 Hmm. Say, uh, Sheriff? 243 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,897 Yes? You want some of that pudding? 244 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:24,195 Oh! Do you have some? 245 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:25,941 I know where the best stuff is. 246 00:08:25,981 --> 00:08:27,201 Where? Where?! Where?! 247 00:08:27,244 --> 00:08:28,764 You gotta get it straight from the pipe. 248 00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:32,290 Ohh!Too bad we can't get it out of there, though. 249 00:08:32,336 --> 00:08:33,776 I can get it out! I can get it out! 250 00:08:33,815 --> 00:08:36,775 Aah!Ah! Get me out of here! Get me away from my son! 251 00:08:36,818 --> 00:08:39,078 Ahh! Ow! Hot, ah! 252 00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:40,605 It burns, it burns! 253 00:08:40,648 --> 00:08:42,168 [ Grunting ] 254 00:08:42,215 --> 00:08:44,215 Aha! [ Chuckles ] Ahh! 255 00:08:44,261 --> 00:08:47,611 I should've killed you when I first caught you, you intruder! 256 00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:49,445 But it's me, Sheriff! 257 00:08:49,483 --> 00:08:51,223 [ Grunting ] 258 00:08:51,268 --> 00:08:54,008 Fight back, Sheriff, or we're dead! 259 00:08:54,053 --> 00:08:56,143 [ Grunting ] 260 00:08:56,186 --> 00:08:59,066 ♪♪ 261 00:08:59,102 --> 00:09:00,142 Wah! 262 00:09:00,190 --> 00:09:02,620 ♪♪ 263 00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:03,630 Ah! 264 00:09:03,671 --> 00:09:04,841 [ Grunting ] 265 00:09:04,890 --> 00:09:08,110 [ Humming ] 266 00:09:08,154 --> 00:09:12,114 ♪♪ 267 00:09:12,158 --> 00:09:13,638 [ Whimpering ] 268 00:09:13,681 --> 00:09:16,121 ♪♪ 269 00:09:16,162 --> 00:09:18,032 Momma: Lights out! 270 00:09:18,077 --> 00:09:19,607 Wah! Ah! 271 00:09:19,644 --> 00:09:22,034 [ Screams ] 272 00:09:22,081 --> 00:09:23,081 [ Groans ] 273 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:25,046 Momma, it's me, Sheriff! 274 00:09:25,084 --> 00:09:26,434 You're not my boy! 275 00:09:26,477 --> 00:09:28,747 My boy likes puddin'. 276 00:09:28,783 --> 00:09:30,873 Yay, pudding! Pudding! 277 00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:33,136 Sheriff, just eat the damn pudding already! 278 00:09:33,179 --> 00:09:34,789 No! I wont. 279 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,273 Then you're a dead man. 280 00:09:36,313 --> 00:09:37,623 Momma! No! 281 00:09:37,662 --> 00:09:38,702 [ Sputters ] 282 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,790 ♪♪ 283 00:09:40,839 --> 00:09:42,579 [ Gagging ] 284 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,623 Ahh! 285 00:09:43,668 --> 00:09:46,188 [ Gagging ] 286 00:09:46,236 --> 00:09:48,676 [ Flatline ] 287 00:09:49,543 --> 00:09:50,803 No. 288 00:09:50,849 --> 00:09:52,799 He's dead. 289 00:09:52,851 --> 00:09:54,851 ♪♪ 290 00:09:54,896 --> 00:09:57,076 [ Humming ] Ah! What's going on here? 291 00:09:57,116 --> 00:09:58,296 What's wrong with Sheriff? 292 00:09:58,335 --> 00:10:00,425 That's not Sheriff, this is Sheriff. 293 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,957 [ Hisses ]No, this pile here is Sheriff. 294 00:10:03,992 --> 00:10:04,952 Ah! 295 00:10:04,993 --> 00:10:07,213 [ Coughing ] 296 00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:08,657 [ Snorting ] 297 00:10:08,693 --> 00:10:09,653 Huh? 298 00:10:09,694 --> 00:10:11,174 [ Snorting ] 299 00:10:11,217 --> 00:10:14,397 Oh! Is that my lil' Puddin' Pig? 300 00:10:14,438 --> 00:10:17,348 Oh, what have I done?! Momma. 301 00:10:17,397 --> 00:10:19,537 Oh, thank goodness you're alive, Sheriff! 302 00:10:19,573 --> 00:10:21,403 What? No! I'm Sheriff! 303 00:10:21,445 --> 00:10:23,845 [ Growling ] Ahhh! 304 00:10:23,882 --> 00:10:25,012 Sheriff: [ Laughs ] 305 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:28,107 I'm so glad things are back to normal. 306 00:10:28,147 --> 00:10:29,367 Better than normal. 307 00:10:29,409 --> 00:10:33,189 Now we have a healthy mother-son relationship! 308 00:10:33,239 --> 00:10:35,889 But, per the conditions of your probation, 309 00:10:35,937 --> 00:10:38,947 I'm gonna have to search your anal cavity for contraband. 310 00:10:38,984 --> 00:10:40,034 Spread 'em, Momma! 311 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,202 Oh! Ooh! 312 00:10:41,247 --> 00:10:42,687 Just gotta get right up in there. 313 00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:44,517 You coulda trimmed your fingernails, Sheriff. 314 00:10:44,555 --> 00:10:46,775 Oh, Momma, you should really clean up in here. 315 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:47,858 Ugh. 316 00:10:47,906 --> 00:10:51,696 ♪ One, two, no pudding for you ♪ 317 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:56,306 ♪ Three, four, Sheriff wants some more ♪ 318 00:10:56,349 --> 00:10:58,999 Nope, not quite ready yet. 319 00:10:59,047 --> 00:11:01,267 ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me 320 00:11:01,311 --> 00:11:02,481 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 321 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,919 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 322 00:11:03,965 --> 00:11:06,275 ♪ My mo-mo-mo-momma momma named me Sheriff ♪ 323 00:11:06,316 --> 00:11:09,536 ♪ Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma named me Sheriff ♪ 324 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:13,410 ♪ Momma, she named me Sheriff 325 00:11:13,453 --> 00:11:14,803 -Hi, Will. -Hi, Dave. 326 00:11:14,853 --> 00:11:19,403 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 21683

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