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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Welcome back
to "Jill Jilton Live"!
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Today's topic --
"Old Town's Baddest Parents!"
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[ Air horn blows ]
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Yeah, we give our kids grenades!
What?
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My boys'll suck my [bleep]
and blow your hater taints off!
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Our mom says bathrooms are for
breedin' eels and cookin' drugs.
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I poop outside
and never brush my teeth!
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[ Air horn blows ]
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Back for a tenth time,
it's the Blorptons!
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All: [ Chanting ]
Bad parents! Bad parents!
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Bad parents!You can eat
our [bleep]holes!
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[Bleep] you.
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I'll take on all you
[bleep] pieces of [bleep]
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[ Grunts ]
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Yeah, baby!
Get him!
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Man:
♪ Run around town
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♪ Stealin' and killin'
is how I get down ♪Sheriff: What?
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♪ Well, you better be aware
of somethin' ♪
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♪ 'Cause Momma
named me Sheriff ♪
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♪ Momma
♪ Now you got it
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♪ Momma ♪ And don't forget it
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Oh, no. I'd better go.
[ Laughs ]
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♪ M-O-M-M-A named me
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♪ Momma named me Sheriff
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♪ My momma
named me Sheriff ♪
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And stapled!
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Whoa, six pages![ Laughs ] Yep!
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I'm so impressed,
Sheriff.
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Yeah!
Sheriff be mad impressive, yo.
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Say, Tommy, I wrote those forms
that Sheriff just stapled.
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That's nice.
Hey, what's this?
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Oh,
that's Uncle Magazine.
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It's all about
the cool uncle lifestyle.
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They sell
the raddest toys.
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My dream
is to make the cover.Wow!
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Well, you probably won't
'cause you're not an uncle.
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You can be my uncle,
Sheriff!
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I can be
your uncle Sheriff?!
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Uh, if you want to see
something real impressive,
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why don't you come with me
on patrol?
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You know,
see some action.
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Can Sheriff come?
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey, now give me
some of that sugar.
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Huh?
Somebody's comin'!Scatter!
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Hey!
Here we are.
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Lovers' Pond?
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What kinda action were
you hopin' for, Goodman?
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[ Laughter ]Yes. Hardy. Har.
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I'll have you know this is
a hotbed for troublemakers.
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Ah!
Hey, little babies!
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Hey, Tommy,
watch this.
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Hey, Linda!
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No trespassing!What?
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I was just feedin' some cereal
to these water-kitties.
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Linda,
those are frogs.
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Can I feed
the froggies, too?
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Oh, yeah, I wanna go
with Uncle Sheriff!
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Yeah, you wait
in the car, Tommy.
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But, Dad!
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
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Dad! Dad!Look, I know Tommy's really
obsessed with you right now.
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Oh, thanks!
Hey uh --[ Screaming ]
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But I think it's important
for Tommy
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to see his dad
get into some hot action.
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Yeah --You know, bust some vagrants
down at Lovers' Pond.
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But, uh --Do something
really impressive.
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Uh, Goodman?
Tommy's going in the lake.
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What? Tommy!
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[ Crying ]I know you're feeling sick
after your little dip
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in Lovers' Pond,
Tommy,
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but the good news is
it'll only last for nine months.
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Oh!I don't know
how you did it Goodman,
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but you got
a 6-year-old boy pregnant.
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What?!
What?!
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Oh, no,
my life is over!
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No, no, no.
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You're going to make
a great parent.
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Yes, you are.
Isn't that right, Dad?
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I guess.
Uh...
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Well, that's why
I want you to have
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Great-Grandma Goodman's
baby buggy.
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Oh.
Wow, cool gift, Goodman.
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But hey, Tommy, check out what
I got you from Uncle Magazine.
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Whoa!
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It's called
the Baby Blackhawk-1!
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Cool!
Why stroll when your baby could soar?
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Whoa!
It's got a built-in baby tracker, milk payload,
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and a bunch of
cool missiles and stuff.
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Oh! [ Chuckles ]
Amazing!
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My, what an impressive gift,
Sheriff!
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Ow!
Get away!
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Baby Blackhawk down!
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What the [bleep]
Dad?! Oh!
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First,
you get me pregnant.
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Well --
Then you ruin my [bleep] baby shower?
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I --
[Bleep] you, Dad!
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[ Grunts ]
Get the [bleep] outta my face!
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[ Sighs ]
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[Bleep] you, Dad!
Get the [bleep] outta my face!
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Jill Jilton:
Problems with your pre-teen?
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Call Jill Jilton today.[ Air horn blows ]
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I'm Tommy.
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I'm 6 years old,
and I'm 8 months pregnant,
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all thanks to my pathetic excuse
for a father!
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But, Tommy, I --Get off of me!
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Help,
Jill Jilton!
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Please welcome Tommy
and Stanley Goodman!
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Hello![ Audience booing ]
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Oh.
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Now, Tommy, tell us
how you're feeling.
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Awful!
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My nipples hurt,
I hate my body,
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and I have to pee
all the time!
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All 'cause of him!
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It was an accident.
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You're gonna tell me
it was an accident
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when you took me to Lovers' Pond
for some hot action?
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[ Gasps ]
What?!
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Hey, when do we start fixing
things between Tommy and I?
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Right now.
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Because I have
a surprise guest.
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Please welcome Sheriff!
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Yeah!
It's your boy, Sheriff!Yay, Sheriff is here!
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No!Okay, okay, okay.
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Goodman, will you
do me the honor
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of letting me be
Tommy's baby's uncle?
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[ Audience "aww"s ]Aw, can he, Dad?
Can he?
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No,
this is ridiculous!
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Come on, son.
Ow! You're hurting me!
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[ Gasps ]That's abuse!
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Baaaaad parent![ Audience chanting
"bad parent" ]
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Oh, that's it!
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[ Groans ][ Gasps ] Oh! Yes!
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Whoa,
impressive throw, Dad.
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Uh, really?
Thanks, Tommy.
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[ Audience chanting "chair" ]Hey [bleep]
When ya puttin' us on?
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Never. The Goodmans are gonna
make me a bucket of money.
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I'm putting them
on the show every day.
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What?!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]Eww.
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And we're back with some
questions from our audience.
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Question for Tommy.
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Why are you such a fat,
dirty [bleep]?
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Hey!
Hey!
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No one calls
my son fat!
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[ Cheers and applause ]Yeah!
That's my dad!
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What kind of man
impregnates his son?
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A good man!
Aah!
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Why'd you make a baby
inside of your boy?
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You get a chair!
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Ow!
Yeah!
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And you get a chair![ Screams ]
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[ Laughs ]And you get a chair!
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Chairs for everybody!
[ Laughs ]
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Uh, it's me,
Carl.
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Would you fulfill my dreams
and, uh, chair me?
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Ah, well,
that was great.
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Yeah, and while I'm making
people's dreams come true --
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Sheriff?
Yeah?
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Do you really wanna be
the baby's uncle?
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Please, yes,
of course I do!
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Well, then, I'd like
to make it official...
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[ Audience "aww"s ]
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...that
that will never happen!
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[ Grunts ]
Oh!
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[ Gasps ]
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You tried
to kill my baby!
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Hey, I-I'm sorry.
I took it too far.
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I was just trying
to impress you.
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You know
what would impress me?
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If you left me
the [bleep] alone
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and I never had to see
your stupid face again!
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[ Gasps ]
Oh, no!
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I'm being kidnapped!
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My son!
My ratings!
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Today on "Jill,"
we catch up with...
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Tommy! Tommy!...unimpressive father
Stanley Goodman
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as he begs forgiveness
from the one uncle
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that his baby's baby
never had.
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Sheriff!
I need your help.
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I've been looking everywhere
for my Tommy --
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Go away, Goodman!Please, I need...
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I need...
your help.
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Then say it.
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No, no, no, not that.
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You gotta do it.
You gotta say "uncle."
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[ Sighs ]
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Fine, you can be
Tommy's baby's uncle.
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Yay!
I'm an uncle!
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I'm an uncle!
Uh, Sheriff?
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Okay,
I know just what to do.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]Hey, Uncle Magazine?
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Uncle Magazine?!
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I'm gonna need
some uncle toys.
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Toys?! What are you going to do
with toys?!
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Oh, they're gonna
kill him.
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Don't worry, this uncle
knows how to play dirty.
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[ Rock music plays ]
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Sheriff: Uncle-Copter 1's
pretty impressive, huh?
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Okay, but how is it
gonna help us find Tommy?
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Uncle-Copter 1,
engage nephew tracker.
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[ Chatter ]Tommy: Help!
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That's Tommy,
Sheriff!
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Help!Lock that signal.
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[ Gasps ]
The Blorptons took Tommy!
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I knew it!Hold on, everybody.
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Tommy, your baby's
uncle's coming!
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[ All screaming ]
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Move out, people!
Move, move, move!
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Not so fast,
pigs.
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Hey, why did you
kidnap my son?
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Why don't you ask that question
to my crossbow!
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[ Gasps ]
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Sheriff, no,
he's just a child.
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He's not a child.
He's a squirt.
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Squirt squirt!
Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!
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He just got uncle'd!
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Move, move, move!
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Viewers want to know --
if Tommy dies,
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will you be appearing on
Grieving Parent Makeover Month?
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Would you stop?
They're gonna hear us!
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Too late- -
we've got company.
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Aah!
Huh?
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Drop the weapon,
or I'll blow this [bleep] place!
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Whoa!
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Don't worry,
Uncle Sheriff's got this.
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Hey. Why did the Sheriff
sit on the toilet?
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Uh, I don't know.
Why?
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To do his...
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duty.
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[ Laughs ]
Move out! Quick, quick, quick!
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Duty! Aah!
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[ All gasp ]You intruders are about to die!
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The Mom.
An uncle's greatest foe.
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I got this.
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Hey, uh,
Mrs. Blorpton.
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Have you
gained weight?
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What?! Aah!
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Now's your chance!
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Go, go, g-- oww!
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[ Tommy crying ]
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Tommy!
Help me!
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Don't come any closer
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or I'll squish this
stupid fat boy and his baby!
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Hey,
don't you call my son fat!
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Please tell my viewers,
what are your demands?
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We want what's ours!
251
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Give us our spot back
on the show [bleep]
252
00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,070
Would you be willing
to kidnap Tommy's baby
253
00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,328
for next week's show?
254
00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,290
Enough with
the cameras already!
255
00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,979
We are done
with all of this!
256
00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:12,197
You're done
when I say you're done!
257
00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:13,897
Oh [bleep]
What?
258
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:17,384
Now get back in there and
deliver me some ratings [bleep]
259
00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:20,336
Oh, the baby's coming!
Gross!
260
00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:21,905
I'm here with 6-year-old
Tommy Goodman,
261
00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:24,172
who's about to give birth
to a baby, and --
262
00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,425
Actually,
I'm not sure where
263
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:26,647
that baby is gonna
come out from.
264
00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:29,046
It's coming out
of my butthole!
265
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,790
[ All groaning ]
266
00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,481
Somebody help me!
267
00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,658
I'm not doing it.Don't look at me, kid.
268
00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:37,234
Step aside.
Dad's here!
269
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,672
[Bleep] you, Dad!
270
00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,188
This is
all your fault!
271
00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,672
I know,
and I'm sorry.
272
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,282
But everything's
gonna be okay
273
00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,672
because that baby's
got you as a dad
274
00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,276
and Sheriff
as an uncle.
275
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:51,677
Now push that baby
out of your bottom!
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00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:52,941
[ Screaming ]
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00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,463
I'm crowning!
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh, great job,
son!
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You delivered
a beautiful baby...
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frog.[ Frog croaks ]
282
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,647
Ah,
you got to be kidding me.
283
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,352
The stupid kid just
swallowed a frog at the pond.
284
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,610
Screw it.
285
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,572
Blorptons,
you're back on next week.
286
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,351
Yay!
Yeah!
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00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,175
Hello, son.
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00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,093
[ Smooches ]
289
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,918
That was so great,
Dad!
290
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:21,876
How you rolled into the room
and pushed everybody aside
291
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:24,535
and then you shoved your hand
all the way up my butt!
292
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,190
Yeah!
293
00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,544
[ Chuckles ] Well, maybe you'll
get to do the same someday,
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00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,154
when you're
a real father.
295
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,414
Yay! Oh![ Frog groans ]
296
00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:33,847
Oh, no, Dad!
297
00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:36,814
Stanley Jr.'s giving birth
to a human baby!
298
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,773
Oh, uh, Linda,
what kind of cereal
299
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,472
are you feeding
these frogs?
300
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,379
Oh, it's called Embry-O's!
301
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,174
The hospital
just throws it out,
302
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:47,648
but water-kitties love it,
mm-mm!
303
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,210
Dad, what do we do
with all these babies?
304
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,688
Hmm...
305
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:52,908
Sheriff: Hey, baby!
Get down off of there!
306
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,996
Oh, no, too many babies
to uncle!
307
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,866
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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♪ M-O-M-M-A named me
309
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♪ Momma named me Sheriff
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00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,972
♪ Momma named me Sheriff
311
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,360
♪ My m-m-m-momma, momma,
momma named m-me Sheriff ♪
312
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:08,283
♪ Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma
named me Sheriff ♪
313
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♪ Momma
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She named me Sheriff.
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00:11:11,021 --> 00:11:15,571
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